Autohr's note: I am not thinking. I don't think my head is on right now. Well, you clicked, so you read! Or I'll eat your effing face off! Umm, just read the story.
Disclaimer: I forget to put one of these on stories a lot, but, here ya go!(Sticks Disclaimer on the story)
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"Yo. ¡Mi nombre es Shigure Sohma y soy 27 años y escribo los libros pervertidos y soy el perro!" Shigure randomly said. Everyone staired at him.
"Shigure?" Kitty asked, because Tohru was dead and everyone else was still stairing. "What the hell did you just say?"
"¿Qué dijiste? Estoy hablando solamente español de ahora en adelante." Shigure said. Kyo rolled his eyes.
"Congrats, Shigure, you're an idiot in two languages." he said, walking out of the room, but running into the wall on his way out like the authoress's cat named Patches but she calls the cat Shiiame. Then he fell down to Akito's rooms and was never seen again for like a bajillion years. Actually, it was just about three seconds, but whatever. Anyway, Yuki stood up with important news.
"I have important news!" Yuki said. "I am an official unoffiacal System of a Down fan!" Then he sang in an odd voice, "Don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide, I cry when angels deserve to die."
Kitty then decided to climb the wall singing "Spider-man, Spider-man, something I can't remember, Spider-man!" Sora decided to climb the wall, too, so she focased her chakra and walked up the wall. Yes, she's cool enough to use abilities used in Naruto in a Fruits Basket fic. Anyway, Sora wasn't very good at it so she fall back down to the ground but she kept trying. Then Shigure broke out his Ipod.
"Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. So be wise, and keep on, reading the signs of my body!" he sang. Everyone staired for a moment, then turned away. They threw the Ipod in a bag and began to sing another song The authoress and herfriendsknow quite well...
"My name is Cloud, I have a sword! I fight cacturs, because I'm boerd! I like to ride on Chocobos, it's better than having afros! And when I go into an inn, fifteen seconds, it's day again, and I will use, a phenoix down, so when I die, I will not frown! Because I am Cloud, my hair defies all gravaty! And I can't have too many potions or I might get cavaties! If I can't slice you, then that's okay! I'll use my magic anyway! And I will defeat that Sephiroth because he's not David Lee Roth!" They all passed out from lack of air and then Tohru died again because I like making Tohru die because I'm evil like that.
Teh end.
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A/N: YAY! I love the Cloud song! Yessssss...
And the "Congrats, You're an idiot in two languages." came from Ice Age 2. Yeah.
