Chapter 3
Michael was being pulled through the ground through the Nickelodeon banner afterwards if I'm self falling onto the ground where Lana had a rope
Lincoln: look out for that first step it's a real lulu
Michael: Lincoln Loud?
Lincoln: you're expecting maybe The Easter bunny
Michael: you're a cartoon not real
Lincoln: not really eh if weren't real can I do this?
Lincoln grabs Michael shirt and gives him a kiss
Mollie: oh is that Michael?
Liam: it's Michael
Lana: it's air Jordan
Chandler: it's the number one air Jordan
Pagie: it's mike
Lynn came out of the mailbox
Lisa: is that? It is Michael Jordan
Liam: pardon me Mr. Jordan can I have your John Hancock please
Chandler: back off let the doctor take a look
Chandler pulled a lever and Michael was in the air
Chandler: A little high
He pulled the liver again causing Michael to go down after looking inside his ear and putting the thermometer in his mouth he's stamped in AOK on his forehead
Michael: what's going on here
Lincoln: why Michael I thought you never ask these aliens us out of space and they want to make a slaves and a theme park so what are we care the little so we challenge them to a basketball game but when they show up not so little they're huge we need to beat these guys because they're talking about slavery they're gonna make us do stand up comedy the same jokes every night for all eternity I'm gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of low brow bug guy fat headed human challenge aliens what We trying to say is
Lincoln and girl Jordan: we need your helppppppp!!!
Michael: Yeah but I'm a baseball player now
Lincoln: right and I'm a Shakespearean actor
Back in the real world Stan was peeking through the golf hole to see where Michael had gone to
Stan: Michael Stan Stan podolak i'm going to need you to come out now OK because you have a baseball game tomorrow and I'll be stupid if you don't show up
Meanwhile Larry Bird and bill Murray we're talking
Larry: do you think Michael's all right? I hate to leave them like this
Bill: aw i'm sure he's fine I think he had to get away from that Stan character
To be continued
