Chapter 3

Michael was being pulled through the ground through the Nickelodeon banner afterwards if I'm self falling onto the ground where Lana had a rope

Lincoln: look out for that first step it's a real lulu

Michael: Lincoln Loud?

Lincoln: you're expecting maybe The Easter bunny

Michael: you're a cartoon not real

Lincoln: not really eh if weren't real can I do this?

Lincoln grabs Michael shirt and gives him a kiss

Mollie: oh is that Michael?

Liam: it's Michael

Lana: it's air Jordan

Chandler: it's the number one air Jordan

Pagie: it's mike

Lynn came out of the mailbox

Lisa: is that? It is Michael Jordan

Liam: pardon me Mr. Jordan can I have your John Hancock please

Chandler: back off let the doctor take a look

Chandler pulled a lever and Michael was in the air

Chandler: A little high

He pulled the liver again causing Michael to go down after looking inside his ear and putting the thermometer in his mouth he's stamped in AOK on his forehead

Michael: what's going on here

Lincoln: why Michael I thought you never ask these aliens us out of space and they want to make a slaves and a theme park so what are we care the little so we challenge them to a basketball game but when they show up not so little they're huge we need to beat these guys because they're talking about slavery they're gonna make us do stand up comedy the same jokes every night for all eternity I'm gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of low brow bug guy fat headed human challenge aliens what We trying to say is

Lincoln and girl Jordan: we need your helppppppp!!!

Michael: Yeah but I'm a baseball player now

Lincoln: right and I'm a Shakespearean actor

Back in the real world Stan was peeking through the golf hole to see where Michael had gone to

Stan: Michael Stan Stan podolak i'm going to need you to come out now OK because you have a baseball game tomorrow and I'll be stupid if you don't show up

Meanwhile Larry Bird and bill Murray we're talking

Larry: do you think Michael's all right? I hate to leave them like this

Bill: aw i'm sure he's fine I think he had to get away from that Stan character

To be continued