Wow, guys, I didn't expect to have this many the first day it was up. 86 hits, 4 reviews, three Alerts and 2 faves, wow! Thanks everyone! Anyway, I got the second chapter right here!
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone!
As for Ed's black hair, I'll explain later. it's not really important, but it should be mildly entertaining... Remember, this story is one part humor. Or so.
Also, sorry for being a little late, but i was reading a scanlation of FMA to make sire everything was correct.
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A short while later...
Ron, Harry, and Hermione were in the new teacher's cabin, he and Harry were talking, hermione was listening intently, and Ron was tending to a bruise on the side of his face.
"So you guys are students, huh?" The teacher's voice had returned to its normal volume after he had hit Ron.
"Yeah, and you're the new teacher?" Harry asked him.
"Yeah, I am..." he looked up and saw Harry's forehead. harry noticed and cringed inwardly, knowing what was to come. "What's up with that scar? It's shaped strangely"
Harry was a little shocked, as he was expecting him to gawk like people always did. "Er, I'm Harry Potter."
"So? What's that got to do with your scar?"
Before Harry could answer, a second year came into the cabin, saying, "Professor, you're wanted in the teacher's Car."
As the second year left, the new teacher stood, and pulled a small suitcase out from under his seat. "Name's Edward Elric, hope to see you guys in my class. by the way..." he trailed off, and set his trunk down, and opened it, revealing a large collection of the same book that luna had. Edward took three of them out and handed one to each of them. He closed the trunk and left. As he was exiting the cabin, Harry saw a design on the back of his jacket, a cross with a snake writhing down its length, with two wings stemming from the crux, and a crown above it. Hermione saw it too, and flashed a quick glance at Harry.
She waited until she heard the Car's door close, and said to Harry, "Harry, do you notice nything... odd about him?"
Ron cut in, his speech garbled a little by the swelling on his face, "'Ea, bethideths bean shawrt?"
"You may want to stop saying that, Ron, considering what happened," Harry said.
"'Ea... 'ith awm fel' wier', 'oo, 'ike ewath mad frum me'al r sumting"
"Sorry?"
"He said, 'His arm felt weird, like it was made of metal or something'," Hermione said, a little primly, as she had started to read her copy of the book.
Harry picked up his own copy from his lap and turned it over so he could see the title. It had a very complex looking design on it, and in faded black letters, said 'Introduction To Alchemy'.
"Isn't that what Nicolas Flamel did? Alchemy? But didn't he need that Sorcerer's Stone?"
Hermione replied, "Yes... But what's mostly in this book is chemical formulas and weird circles..."
"That's odd..."
There was a knock at the door, and a third year came in to tell them they were almost there, and to go ahead and get changed into their robes. Hermione left and Neville came in, and they all switched to their robes, just as the train was pulling in.
On their way to the horseless carriages, they saw Professor Elric talking to McGonagal (A/N Please tell me how to spell that right...), looking a little angry. harry turned to ask hermione's opnion on the new Teacher and stopped as he saw the Winged Horses drawing the coaches. They still gave him a scare every now and then.
They arrived at the great hall shortly, and without anything intresting happen, and sat down at their seats to wait for the sorting. harry looked towards the teachers table and saw prof. Elric sitting, looking a little pale and shivering.
'This is our teacher?'
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yeah, this chapter kinda sucked, i know, but I'll make the next one better, i promise!
