A Time in the Life of a Sprite
It's a hard knock life for us budum! Hello my name is Venn, Ste Venn. I just got off of work, so I'll show you around budum. You see we sprites don't see eye to eye with people, budum. We feel contempt for people because they just step on our village hidden in the leafs, budum. They mar our work everyday. We are much different and they call us 'fictional' ha, budum they don't know the half of it. Just because they think we are different doesn't mean we are fictional.
Now if you want to see what a day in the life of a Sprite is like budum, you need to see what we look like. Have you seen the Smurfs, budum? Well we are as tall as them (2 apples high). We have green hair and black eyes budum. We work for who you might call Mr. Unicorn. We must work without much pay, we live in a no where near enchanting forest, and hello we are all ruled over by a guy named Mr. Unicorn.
Our what-we-call-home sort of a forest is threatened each week by the detestable Witch/ Evil Goddess. She blows up all the fruits and water and leaves us to start all over again. She scares us and when ever we are near her we recoil, budum. We feel it is not fair and she should pick on someone her own size. Mr. Unicorn doesn't care he just forces us after our battle with the Witch/Evil Goddess to work all day and all night. So if one of you humans can find the affability in your hearts to come and help us out and fight against the Witch/ Evil Goddess we would highly appreciate it.
What's that Bill …a guy named Tom defeated the Witch/ Evil Goddess? Ding dong the witch is dead hallelujah. Hold on I don't know a Tom? Who's Tom? A human? Just then everyone gasped budum. You have to be lying no humans would stand up for us. He was listening to my story? I thought I was just talking to myself. He just took her wand? Why didn't I think of that? We were holding a festival in rose bud square. It was to rave Tom the Witch/Evil Goddess slayer budum. T.T.F.N.B, aka tata for now, budum.
