Chapter 2: The Ravishing of Renji Takeuchi(Part 1)

(And yes, this is a motherfucking Haruhi Suzumiya reference!)

"So allow me to share what happened last year. This is the story of how I lost my virginity via gang rape by Granberia and the other Heavenly Knights," I say happily. Taiga looks at me as if she's weirded out.

"Why do you sound so happy about that," Taiga shouts.

"There's more to it than that," Granberia says.

"Besides you'll quickly learn that a lot of weird and crazy stuff happens here daily so it will start to become normal for you in due time," I say, popping another Dango in my mouth.

"Enough chit chat already! Start the flashback," Shamsiel says. I take a moment to swallow.

"Give me a second," I sigh, taking out a cigarette. Granberia immediately snatches it out of my hand.

"When was the last time you smoked," she asks, frowning at me.

"It's been two years," I say.

"I'm the reason why you went without smoking for another year. Do you remember that," she says.

"Of course I do. It's in the flashback we have yet to go into. I don't even have the lighter. I just like holding them in my mouth now," I explain.

"Give me the pack," she says, holding her hand out.

"Damn it, woman," I say, reaching into my suit for the pack of cigarettes then handing it to her. She gives me back the one cigarette.

"No more cigarettes at all after that one," she says.

"Whatever," I say, putting it in my mouth. She throws an arm around my neck.

"Love you," she says, nuzzling her face against my cheek.

"Love you too," I grumble.

"So are we still doing the thing," Taiga asks.

"Yes! Let's finally do that, shall we? So here's how it went," I say.

I was in my office working intensely on the computer managing the resort's budget and to make sure that my staff could get their paychecks on time. My fingers were typing a mile a minute.

"I really should hire an assistant. It would make my role as the owner a lot less stressful," I sighed.

I withdrew from typing on the keyboard, leaning against the back of my chair. I let out a exhausted exhale of breath. Suddenly, it felt like something was very close to me, but I didn't see anything. I could hear movement other than my own. I stopped resting immediately and got back to work.

"She's here again? Does she know what it means to be banned from this resort especially after what she did last year," I thought, continuing to type rapidly. I decided to call her out of hiding.

"What do you want now, Shamsiel," I said in a droning tone. At the corner of my left eye, bright light emanated from behind my chair then faded away quickly.

"You're getting very perceptive," Shamsiel replied, hovering slightly off the floor to my left. I tried my best to keep my eyes on the computer screen.

"Part of my job is to detect disturbances on my property and deal with them," I said plainly.

"So are you still mad about last year, Renji," she said as she poked my left cheek with a finger.

"Very mad," I emphasized.

"Oh c'mon, you can't deny that it wasn't fun at the very least," Shamsiel said.

"You released an aphrodisiac gas all over the resort, resulting in almost all of my guests turning into sex crazed perverts," I responded.

Shamsiel moved herself in front of me, forcing me to look at her. She climbed into my lap, straddling me. She leaned in close, pressing her huge boobs against my chest and making my heart rate spike.

"Don't you remember the fun we had that day," she whispered into my right ear. I gulped nervously.

"I didn't have sex with you though. Giving my first time to a succubus isn't on my to do list," I clarified.

"You sure as hell enjoyed the foreplay though," she pointed out.

"Your aphrodisiac is to blame for that," I quickly said.

"Stop trying to make excuses for your actions, honey. It's not very sexy," she said.

"Could you...please go away and back to your world," I said.

"But if I did, I couldn't tell you what I told your cruuuush," She singsonged.

"I don't know what you're talking about. I don't have a crush on anyone at the moment," I tried to stonewall her. She was making me very nervous with how much prodding she was doing.

"You really wanna try and pretend like I don't already know who she is," she sighed.

"She's that Dragonkin swordswoman from the Monster Girl Quest world. The Swordswoman of Fire and one of Alice's Heavenly Knights, Granberia. Am I wrong, Renji," she said, narrowing her eyes at me. I gasped, my eyes growing wide.

"How does she know that," I thought. Seeing my reaction, she laughed.

"W-What did you tell G-Granberia," I stammered, sweat running down my forehead.

"I told her she has an admirer and that she should meet him since he's a really cute guy and a powerful fighter," she said cheerfully. I took a deep breath and exhaled.

"WHY," I shouted.

"Because I want you and her to be together. I think you two would make a cute couple," she explained.

"But Granberia judges people based on strength which means I have to fight her and should I lose, she will most likely rape me and forcefully make me her lover. That's how things work in that world. Luka explained that much when I visited one time," I said. I pulled open a drawer in my desk and grabbed the Monster Girl Encyclopedia. Not sponsored by Kenkou Cross.

"He even provided me an exact copy of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia to educate myself so I know he definitely wasn't kidding about how dangerous his world is," I said, holding up the book.

Granberia swats me hard on the thigh, interrupting the flashback.

"That's not the same thing as the MGQ world and you know it isn't," Granberia says.

"It's eerily similar," I say.

"But not the same thing," she says.

"Granberia," I say.

"Renji," she replies.

"Are we going to have a problem," I say, irritated.

"Do you wanna take this outside," she says with subtle aggression. I start to raise a finger but immediately put it down knowing the consequences of challenging her.

"No, I don't," I say.

"Yeah, you don't," she says.

"I don't even remember you bringing up or pulling out that book," Shamsiel points out.

"Yeah, I didn't because it was a joke," I explain. A joke that Granberia can't stand. I clear my throat.

"Anyway, let's continue the flashback now," I say.

Resume the flashback.

"No relationship is perfect, Renji but at least you still give her your first time although rather forcibly and get to be with her. You complain about it now but when Granberia starts making you cum again and again, you'll get addicted with the pleasure she gives you. If you ask me, I'd say you're being ungrateful," she scoffed.

"That's not an ideal relationship for me let alone my first time," I shouted.

Feeling my hostility, she got angry as well.

"You better watch who you get mad at! Don't forget I took care of you almost all of your life! Getting so worked up over a favor I went out of my way to do for you," she shouted back, getting up in my face.

"I wouldn't be worked up if you weren't making choices for me all of the time and currently forcing this stress inducing issue with the woman I like. What do you want from me," I said.

As soon as I finished that last sentence, her lips embraced mine. Her hands were holding onto my shoulders. The kiss was only mere seconds, but felt like an eternity. She pulled her lips away, looking at me in desperation. She placed a hand on my crotch.

"Give me your first time if you don't want her to have it then. I've been wanting you for years now. Do you remember what your grandfather did," she says. My grandfather made a contract with her when I was a kid. He feared she would do something to me as she lived with us since she's a demon. His fear was probably unnecessary as Shamsiel took care of me like a loving big sister would for a little brother. In an effort to protect me, he asked her that she refrains from involving me in sexual activity and grooming me for such activity given her succubus nature so she wouldn't be the only thing I ever love in my life and so I wouldn't become her slave. Needless to say, she agreed to the contract but under the condition that the contract becomes null and replaced with a different contract when it became my turn to run the resort. At her request, the new contract was (and still is) that she will become a familiar of mine but I decide when to agree to it. My grandfather decided that those terms were fair and now she's basically constantly hounding and trying to coax me to agree by using her mischievous antics to this very day.

"Why can't you just keep yourself entertained with other men," I asked.

"Because it's not the same anymore! I'm doing it strictly for their life essence now," she shouted. She looked longingly into my eyes.

"I...I love you and regardless of your feelings for Granberia, at least let me be one of your familiars because I want to protect you," she confessed, blushing. This was nothing new to me.

"I-I understand how you feel but if you understand me then you know it's not the time for this," I explained.

"When will it be the time. You keep saying that," she yelled, annoyed.

"I'm working right now," I said.

"You're always worki-," I kissed her lips, cutting her off. After a few seconds, I pulled my lips away.

"Listen, I will give you an answer next year. Is that acceptable," I said.

"Promise," she asked.

"I promise," I said. She quickly slammed her lips back against mine with her hands on my shoulders. I kissed back with my hands grabbing her hips, letting her have this moment. A few minutes passed as we made out, wrestling with our tongues. The sudden creak of my office door opening startled us making Shamsiel quickly get out of my lap. It was none other than Granberia and the Heavenly Knights who walked in.

"And that's where we will leave it for a bit," I say, standing up.

"You can't stop there," all three of them shout in unison.

"Relax, I'm just goddamn thirsty is all. I will resume once I've come back with my sweet tea," I say, heading out the door.

"In that case, I'll have some sweet tea too," Shamsiel says.

"I second that," Granberia says.

"Me three," Taiga says. I didn't even ask whether or not they wanted anything. The least they could do is come with me to get it themselves rather than have me carry it all by myself. I can't really fight them on it either because it's three against one. Seriously, what a drag.

"Will do," I sigh.