Tsunade turns around from looking out her window and sees everyone there, everyone from Itachi and Kisame, to the Rookie 9, their sensei, and Gai and his team. "Ok guys… I have a mission for you ALL!" Gasps were heard from everyone, except a select few emotionless parties. "Yes, even I will be in this mission. This is a true test of bravery, loyalty, and sanity… We are all… taking anger management classes." She sighed hanging her head low.
Later that day at a VERY large building.
Ichiko: "Ok guys, you all know why we are here-"
Naruto: "Yeah so lets hurry up!"
Ichiko: "Patience Naruto, now first lets do introductions and one thing about yourself, it can be good or it can be about a problem you want to try to solve about yourself. I'll start. Hi I'm Ichiko and I'm a humanitarian. Next."
Naruto: "Hi I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I'm gonna become Hokage some day! Believe it!"
Ichiko: "Next."
Sakura: "Hi I'm Sakura and I'm training to become a medical ninja."
Ichiko: "Next."
Sasuke: "Meh."
Ichiko: "Now, come on Sasuke, we all came here so you need to get with the program. "
Shikamaru: "Hurry up Sasuke the rest of us want to hurry because unlike someone we have other things to do."
Ino: "What would you know what doing anything Shika? All you do is sit down on your lazy, little ass!"
Temari: Gets up and shows all three "moons". "Your gonna get it now, you stupid pansy!" She said facing Ino.
Ichiko: "Ok, enough people this is introduction time, can we push massacre time to a week past Friday?" Sighs loudly.
Mumbling everyone returns to their seats and shuts up.
Ichiko: "Thank you! Now Sasuke FINISH."
Sasuke: Sighs seeing no hope getting out of this. "I'm Sasuke Uchiha and I'm training myself for a goal." Short, but sweet HAHAHA!
Ichiko: "Good, next."
Kakashi: "Hello everyone, I'm Kakashi and I like reading Icha Icha Para-"
Ichiko: "NEXT!"
Ino: "I'm Ino and I love Sasuke!"
Sakura: "BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET HIM, HAH!"
Ichiko: "NEXT PLEASE?"
Shikamaru: "I'm Shikamaru and I really don't like working..."
Mumbles are heard all around.
Ichiko: "Next."
Choji: "Mu rain ish hohi and ri wub huud!"
Ichiko: "Don't talk with your mouth full Choji, swallow."
Choji: "Aww... I'm Choji and I love food!" eats more chips
Ichiko: "Next..."
Asuma: "Asuma here, I always smoking a cig!" Blows smoke out
Ichiko: "Um.. sir! No smoking allowed in here, You'll set off the-"
RIIIINNGGGGGG! Everyone gets soaked.
Ichiko: "Fire Alarm... Ok everyone out! We'll continue next meeting!" Storms out.
