Tsunade turns around from looking out her window and sees everyone there, everyone from Itachi and Kisame, to the Rookie 9, their sensei, and Gai and his team. "Ok guys… I have a mission for you ALL!" Gasps were heard from everyone, except a select few emotionless parties. "Yes, even I will be in this mission. This is a true test of bravery, loyalty, and sanity… We are all… taking anger management classes." She sighed hanging her head low.

Later that day at a VERY large building.

Ichiko: "Ok guys, you all know why we are here-"

Naruto: "Yeah so lets hurry up!"

Ichiko: "Patience Naruto, now first lets do introductions and one thing about yourself, it can be good or it can be about a problem you want to try to solve about yourself. I'll start. Hi I'm Ichiko and I'm a humanitarian. Next."

Naruto: "Hi I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I'm gonna become Hokage some day! Believe it!"

Ichiko: "Next."

Sakura: "Hi I'm Sakura and I'm training to become a medical ninja."

Ichiko: "Next."

Sasuke: "Meh."

Ichiko: "Now, come on Sasuke, we all came here so you need to get with the program. "

Shikamaru: "Hurry up Sasuke the rest of us want to hurry because unlike someone we have other things to do."

Ino: "What would you know what doing anything Shika? All you do is sit down on your lazy, little ass!"

Temari: Gets up and shows all three "moons". "Your gonna get it now, you stupid pansy!" She said facing Ino.

Ichiko: "Ok, enough people this is introduction time, can we push massacre time to a week past Friday?" Sighs loudly.

Mumbling everyone returns to their seats and shuts up.

Ichiko: "Thank you! Now Sasuke FINISH."

Sasuke: Sighs seeing no hope getting out of this. "I'm Sasuke Uchiha and I'm training myself for a goal." Short, but sweet HAHAHA!

Ichiko: "Good, next."

Kakashi: "Hello everyone, I'm Kakashi and I like reading Icha Icha Para-"

Ichiko: "NEXT!"

Ino: "I'm Ino and I love Sasuke!"

Sakura: "BUT YOU WILL NEVER GET HIM, HAH!"

Ichiko: "NEXT PLEASE?"

Shikamaru: "I'm Shikamaru and I really don't like working..."

Mumbles are heard all around.

Ichiko: "Next."

Choji: "Mu rain ish hohi and ri wub huud!"

Ichiko: "Don't talk with your mouth full Choji, swallow."

Choji: "Aww... I'm Choji and I love food!" eats more chips

Ichiko: "Next..."

Asuma: "Asuma here, I always smoking a cig!" Blows smoke out

Ichiko: "Um.. sir! No smoking allowed in here, You'll set off the-"

RIIIINNGGGGGG! Everyone gets soaked.

Ichiko: "Fire Alarm... Ok everyone out! We'll continue next meeting!" Storms out.