Squeaking and rubbing noises could be heard as everyone was getting into their seats.

Ichiko: "Ok everyone ready? Lets continue where we left off last time. Except! This time we also have someone new, she is my younger sibling, but watch it she can be fatal." Sighs.

Sora: "Oiy! I'm Sora Namida and I bite!" She grinned proudly at Ichiko.

Everyone laughed except the emotionless parties.

Ichiko: "Next!" Smiles.

Kiba: "I'm Kiba and I bite too!" Grins at Sora and Ichiko

Ichiko: "Next."

Akamaru: "ARF!"

Everyone giggled except the emotionless parties again.

Shino: "I'm Shino and I control bugs." Bugs started to crawl on his face.

Ichiko: "Heh, heh, heh, NEXT."

Hinata: "H- h- hi I'm Hi-Hinata and I…" She blushed thinking of Naruto, " havethebyakuugan!"

Ichiko: "Hinata, dear, a little slower."

Hinata: "Ihavethebyakuugan!"

Ichiko: "Ok let's just continue…" Looks at the room with still LOTS of people to be introduced.

Kurenai: "I'm Kurenai and I'm the leader of squad 8."

Kakashi: I think we all know that Ku-

Ichiko: "Please don't say anything Kakashi… It's… " Thinks franticly. "It's… rude! Its rude to but in on some ones introductions heh, heh, heh. Next!" Good save!

Rock Lee: "I'm Rock Lee and I am the perfect example of the blossoming spring of youth! I think tha-"

Ichiko: "Please Rock Lee. One fact per person."

Rock Lee: "Yes mam!"

Ichiko: "Good, next!"

Tenten: "Hi, Tenten here and I'm Konoha's weapons mistress!"

Ichiko: "Next."

Neji: "I'm Neji Hyuuga and from the branch family of the Hyuuga's." He said part of the emotionless party.

Ichiko: "Next"

Gai: "I am Gai and I am a father figure to Rock Lee!" Hugs Lee and crying can be heard from the both of them.

Ichiko: "Aww how cute! Next!"

A few hours later

Jiraiya: "I'm the sexy Jiraiya and I write Icha Icha Par-"

Ichiko: "NEXT!" She said in a urgent, yet tired voice.

Tsunade: "I'm Tsunade and I am the Hokage of this village." FINALLY THEY GET TO ME!

Ichiko: "Next."

Kisame: "I am Kisame and I was once part of the Seven Legendray Sword Shinobi" (Forgive me if that is not what it is called I don't remember exactly).

Itachi: "I am Itachi. I wiped out the entire Uchiha-"

"BASTARD!" Could be heard from some where in the squad seven area and all hell broke loose. Sora went some where in the back, Ichiko was trying to calm everyone down in a peaceful manner to no avail, and Tsunade left.

Tsunade: Sighs. "And everything was going so well today… Maybe next time."

Ichiko: Gets mad, "EVERYONE!"

Everyone stops to hear what she is saying.

Ichiko: Fumes angrily. "You," She points to someone standing on a chair, "Get down! You, Get off that railing! You, quit punching her! You, put that down! And there is a giant purple bug in here, someone get me a giant fly swatter!" She points to the giant purple bug with weird hand like wings and black lipstick.

Sora comes out from the back with something behind her back. "Hehehe." She jumped in the air and lands on the bug's back, then starts hitting it in the head with a… raw tuna?

CRASH! The bug fell out of the air and Sora was still on its back. "I WIN!" She shouted. Poof! Smoke was everyone and then… Sasuke appeared under Sora twitching. Sora blinks and hit him with the tune one more time for extra measure.

Sora: "Ok!" She gets back up and sits in her seat still hold the raw tuna fish.

Ichiko: "Ok now that everyone is calmed down now…"

Sasuke: Mumbles, gets up and goes to his assigned seat.

Ichiko: "Even though everyone broke out into a fight," Glares at everyone showing her true colors. "This was a success… You see we got everyone's introductions and that was today's mission." Hollers of happiness were heard everywhere. "I'm so glad to say this, but MEETING DISMISSED!"

R&R PLEASE!