disclaimer-I don't own Final FantasyVII or Barney...duh.
One day in the land of...Barney...The ilver haired men had visited Barney to get answers of where 'Mother' was.
" I love you, you love me-" Barney sang.
"We don't love you, actually we hate you, so answer us you fat, purple...dummy!" Kadaj yelled.
"-we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss-'
" STOP SINGING, YOU ARE NOT IN OUR FAMILY AND I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A KISS AND A HUG!" Kadaj angrily screamed so loud people in Midgar could hear him ( since he's in the northern crater ).
-from me to you, won't you say you love me too." Barney finished.
" I HATE YOU BARNEY i...DON'T..LOVE...YOU!" Kadaj screamed slowly.
"Kadaj, move from the screen, I am trying to watch my favorite show." Loz said with a stuffed Barney toy in hand.
" But he won't tell us where Mother is..." Kadaj whined.
" Kadaj, don't be stupid, it's just a TV show,don't cry Loz, he's just confused, he isn't dissing Barney, he just...needs a nap." Yazoo said.
"Whats wrong?" Sephiroth said coming through the door.
" Nothing, Kadaj just had too much...whiskey." Yazoo said.
" Oh, well, I guess we need to drag him to bed." Sephiroth sighed.
Sephiroth and Yazoo started to drag Kadaj to his room.
"NO, you don't understand! He won't tell me where Mother is! NO! Don't lock me in my room!NOOOOOOOOO!"
Sephiroth looked at Loz, Yazoo, and the door that held back Kadaj.
" You know, you all suck, I'm going to the bar." Sephiroth said.
-Please give me reviews! This is my first story you know...
