A/N: I was messing about at the end, and.... well.... Hope ya like it.... it was fun to write. Sorry this has been so long in coming.... I had my other story written out, and not the lyrics for this so I couldn't work on it while dad and my brother confiscated my computer.... Anywho, Reader Reviews....

Duck3 – No, you cant have another cookie.... you broke it, you have to eat it.... Wohoo! ROMY closeness and Sexiness, and I think I might have to up the rating.... lol. One question.... Whats a wousal?

SperryDee – Wohoo! My favourite As well. Infact, I loved it that much, I downloaded it after seeing the movie. He he he. I know Jean is a.... well, y'know what at times, but I don't actually hate her.... well, actually, I do hate EVO Jean, cos she really is a.... but never mind....

Dark Jaded Rose – You're back! Wohoo! I thought about going straight through, but some bits are a little boring and if you've seen the movie, whats the point in reading the script with accents? Its much more fun to write this way too.

Thanks all for reviewing! And now, May I Present.... El Tango De Roxanne!

The Six of them had been Practising 'El Tango De Roxanne' for about a week now, and it was now Ororo chose to show them the Tango itself. Only Remy and Rogue were present for this, Lance and Kitty off rehersing with the rest of the crew. Remy smirked suddenly.

"'S alright Stormy.... Chere et Remy know dis one...." She looked surprised and guestured for them to show her.

[Rogue moved over and straddled the chair, facing thin air.]

Rogue: Don't worry Shakespeare, ya'll get ya endin', once th' Duke gets his.... end.... in.

[Rogue moves back off the chair, as if she was pushed. Remy grabs her.]

Remy: Hey, hey! Nini! Non!

Rogue: Ya keep ya hands off meh!

[Remy is calming Rogue, he then takes a step towards the 'air'.]

Remy: Nev'r fall in love wit' a femme who sell herself, it al'a's end bad!

[Pause.]

[Remy steps down onto the dance floor. ALL look at him.]

Remy: We have a dance in t' brot'ls o' Buenos Aires.

[Remy snaps his fingers, and the music starts. He walks along the dance floor, looking at thin air, parallel to him]

Remy: It tells de story. . .

[A violin plays a mournful note.]

Remy: . . .o' a prostitute. . .

[Spotlight on NINI; laughter, catcalls. Rogue steps down to join Remy on the dance floor.]

Remy: . . .et un homme. . .

Remy: . . .who falls in love. . .

[Remy and Rogue face each other, ten paces apart.]

Remy: . . .wit' her.

[A  violin holds a quavering note, the orchestra strikes up a tango. Remy and Rogue dance around each other warily.]

[They circle each other.]

[They dance closer.]

Remy: First, dere b' desire.

[Remy and Rogue dance close but not quite touching; 'a man' gets up from the side.]

Neither Remy nor Rogue noticed the rest of the cast creeping in, and taking their positions.

Remy: Den, passion.

[Remy grabs Rogue's hand and spins her, pulling her close to him. Warren takes his place, and from the sidelines steps closer. Rogue stretches out her arm towards Scott. Remy follows her gaze.]

Remy: Den s'picion. . .

[Remy grabs Rogue's arm as she steps away from him. More Males step in towards them.]

Remy: . . .jealousy, anger. . .

[Remy violently spins Rogue away from, then towards, him.]

Remy: . . .betrayal.

[Remy and Rogue dance a fast, violent tango. ALL look on.]

Remy: Where love is f' de highest bidder, dere can b' no trust. Wit'out trust, dere b' no love. Jealousy, yes, jealousy. . .

[Remy hands off Rogue to Scott.]

Remy: . . .will drive y'. . .

Remy: . . .mad!

Roxanne!

[Rogue starts to dance the tango with the Scott. Lance turns to watch.]

Remy:

You don't have to put on that red light,

Walk the streets for money.

[More MEN move in towards Rogue and Scott.]

Remy:

You don't care if it's wrong or if it is right.

[Scott passes her off to Warren, who drags her across the floor. Remy sings to her as she passes him.]

Rogue:

Roxanne!

[Rogue changes partners (Todd).]

Remy:

You don't have to wear that dress tonight.

[Bobby takes Rogue from Todd. Remy circles around them.]

Remy:

Roxanne!

[Bobby spins her towards St. John, who lifts her in the air.]

Remy:

You don't have to sell your body to the night.

Lance:

His eyes. . .

[In the Gothic Tower, Pietro slowly stands up from the table, his eyes on Kitty.]

[St John places Rogue down in front of Remy.]

[Kitty watches Pietro.]

Lance:

. . .upon your face.

[Lance starts down the stairs to the dance floor. Remy and Rogue kiss.]

Lance:

His hand. . .

[Kitty lowers her eyes and sighs.]

[Rogue steps back from Remy.]

Lance:

. . .upon your hand.

[Lance walks through the MEN and DANCERS on the dance floor.]

Lance:

His lips. . .

[Remy turns away. Lance moves through the MEN and DANCERS.]

Lance:

 . . .caress your skin.

It's more than I can stand!

[The DANCERS and the MEN pair up. Remy walks between them, then turns.]

Remy:

Roxanne!

[Rogue quickly turns to face Remy, then turns away. Lance, his back to the dancing COUPLES, keeps walking.]

Lance:

Why does my heart cry. . .

[Many COUPLES, now, dance the tango.]

Remy:

Roxanne!

[Lance keeps walking out of the Moulin Rouge. Remy moves towards Rogue.]

Lance:

. . .feelings. . .

[Kitty smiles at Pietro.]

Lance:

. . .I can't fight. . .

[Remy looks toward Rogue.]

[Kitty coughs.]

[Lance walks between the dancing couples.]

Lance:

. . .You're free to leave me. . .

[The MEN dip their PARTNERS in the tango.]

Lance:

. . .Just don't deceive me. . .

[Pietro bends over Kitty.]

[Lance walks between the dancing couples.]

Lance:

And please believe me

When I say. . .

[Kitty and Pietro kiss.]

Lance:

 . . .I love you.

[Pietro walks along the table towards Kitty.]

Pietro: When this production succeeds. . .

[COUPLES dancing the tango circle each other.]

[Pietro nears Kitty.]

Pietro: . . .you'll no longer be a can-can dancer. . .

[Lance walks forward, looking up at the Gothic Tower.]

[Pietro leans towards Kitty.]

Pietro: . . .but an actress.

[Lance walks forward, looking up at the Gothic Tower.]

[Pietro leans close to Kitty.]

Pietro: I will make you. . .

[The MEN step towards their partners.]

[Pietro leans down and kisses Kitty's shoulder.]

Pietro: . . .a star.

[Jamie (as a waiter) opens a jewellery case to reveal an extravagant diamond necklace. Kitty looks at Pietro as she reaches out to touch the necklace.]

[Lance looks over at the Gothic Tower. The BOHEMIANS and the DANCERS sit and wait.]

[Pietro puts the necklace on Kitty.]

Pietro: Accept it as a gift from this maharajah to his courtesan.

[Remy looks at Rogue]

[Kitty is overwhelmed.]

Kitty: Oh. And. . .

[In the main hall, Scott, Kurt, and a DANCER look towards the Gothic Tower.]

[Kitty turns to Pietro.]

Kitty: . . .and the ending?

[Kurt leaves the main hall.]

[Pietro leans close to Kitty. Their faces are reflected in the mirror.]

Pietro: Let Zidler keep his fairy-tale ending.

[Back in the main hall, the tango resumes.]

Remy:

Roxanne!

[Lance walks out into the garden.]

Lance:

Why does my heart cry...

[The tango intensifies.]

Remy:

            You don't have to put on that red light.

Roxanne!

Lance:

...feelings I can't fight. . .

Remy:

            You don't have to do your hair tonight.

[Lance walks through the garden.]

Lance:

. . .You're free to leave me,

But just don't deceive me. . .

[Pietro kisses Kitty on the balcony of the Gothic Tower.]

Lance:

. . .And please believe me

When I say I love you.

[Lance pauses beneath the Gothic Tower and looks up.]

[In the tango, the MEN lay down their heads on their PARTNER's shoulders.]

[The tango stops.]

[On the balcony of the tower, Kitty looks down and sees Lance standing below.]

Kitty:

Come what may,

I will love you till my dying day.

[Lance looks down, unable to stand it.]

[Kitty stiffens against Pietro's advances.]

Kitty: No.

Pietro: No?

[Pietro follows Kitty's gaze down to Lance.]

Pietro: Oh, I see. It's our very own penniless sitar player.

[Frightened, Kitty turns and goes inside. Pietro follows her, closing the doors behind him.]

Kitty: Dear Duke.

Pietro: Silence!

[Pietro grabs Kitty's arms, forcing her onto the floor.]

[The strains of the tango creep back in.]

Pietro: You made me believe that you loved me.

Kitty: No.

[The DANCERS mover closer to their PARTNERS.]

[Pietro's hands slide down Kitty's neck, under the necklace.]

[The TANGO DANCERS move slowly as the music builds. Rogue sits, watching.]

[Pietro's hands slide further under the necklace.]

[Remy moves towards Rogue.]

[Pietro's hands slide still further under the necklace.]

[Remy walks towards the dance floor; Rogue moves away.]

[Pietro breaks the necklace, and it falls off Kitty's neck.]

[Remy steps onto the dance floor.]

Remy:

Roxanne!

[Lance throws open the door to his garret.]

Lance:

Why does my heart cry. . .

[The DANCERS resume the tango.]

[Pietro chases Kitty around the table. As she struggles to get away from him, she knocks the trappings of romance off the table.]

 [Pietro chases Kitty.]

Lance: 

Feelings I can't hide?

[Pietro grabs Kitty.]

[In the tango, the MEN roughly dip their PARTNERS.]

Remy:

            Roxanne!

CHORUS:

            Why does my heart cry. . .

[Pietro throws Kitty to the floor, and walks around her.]

Remy:

You don't have to put on that red light.

[The tango grows more violent.]

[Pietro clasps his arms around Kitty.]

[Rogue joins the tango again.]

Remy:

Roxanne!

CHORUS:

            . . .Feelings I can't hide.

Remy:

You don't have to wear that dress tonight.

Roxanne!

[Pietro starts ripping Kitty's dress.]

Pietro:

Why does my heart cry...

[Kitty's movements are mirrored by Rogue in the tango, as the MEN form a circle around her.]

Remy:

Roxanne!

[Pietro rips Kitty's dress off her.]

Pietro:

. . .Feelings I can't hide.

Remy:

Roxanne!

[Remy yells.]

[Pietro yells.]

[Lance yells.]

[Kitty puts her hands to her face.]        

[Rogue is thrown from one MAN to another in the circle.]

[Pietro throws Kitty on the bed. She scrambles backwards, but he advances on her. She closes her eyes.]

[Remy grabs Rogue.]

[Kurt appears behind Pietro and punches him.]

[Remy lets Rogue drop, but catches her before she hits the ground.]

[The music ends.]

 "I get to punch Pietro!" (Kurt)

"Get off meh swamp rat!" (Rogue)

"Couldn't let y' bang y' pretty head on t' floor Chere...." (Remy)

"Oh My God, Rogue, Like, where did you learn to dance?" (Like, Kitty, duh.)

"You-know-I-wouldn't-hurt-you-right-Kitty?" (Pietro)

"Back off her speedy!" (Lance)

"So That's whats you do in your spare time Scott.... Dance with prostitutes...." (Jean)

"Ya callin' meh ah hooker?" (Rogue)

"OW! THAT HURT! ORORO! ROGUE HIT ME!" (Jean)

"Y' d'served it p'tite...." (Remy)

"DID YOU SEE HER?!?!" (Jean)

"I didn't see anything.." (Scott)

"SCOTT!"  (Jean)

"Remy t'ink he takin' y' out t'night Chere...." (Remy)

"You've got a good right hook there Stripes. She deserved it." (logan)

"Its been a long time coming...." (Scott)

"SCOTT! LOGAN! Stop commending her. Rogue, what you did was wrong.... well-deserved, but wrong...." (Storm)