Okay…This chapter may not be as great as the others…It was funny for me anyway! And for my little brother too! I loved this one, and you'll see why in a bit!

First off, let's have a poll! I asked my brother this as well!

Which Spongebob characters do you think May and Drew are?

For those of you who don't know what Spongebob Squarepants is and the characters- it's the most hilarious cartoon ever!

Spongebob: funny, can be annoying, hardworking though

Patrick: really dumb, but funny, doesn't work at all, very, very lazy

Squidward: Stuffy, stuck-up, boring, lazy, cares only about himself, plays the clarinet

Mr. Krabs: pretty much all he cares about is money! He's very stingy

Just want to know your opinion! Not that any of you will actually tell me, of course, but it was worth a try, right?

I have so much faith in all of you, don't I?

Oh, right! I want to try a new Disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but May and Drew's new personalities! Oh wait, that's a lot, isn't it? Well…I also own that new and cool Nurse Joy too! And most of the ideas in here! I own a lot! I'm happy!

Hey, hey! Story time!

Chapter 11: Chew…Chew…Chew…Swallow

Chew, chew, chew, swallow…

Drew finished a quarter of the abnormally large cookie.

Chew, chew, chew, swallow…

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Drew was really occupied with the cookie. He hasn't talked since May stuffed it in his mouth! He has now finished half the cookie.

Chew, chew, chew, swallow…

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Drew was making progress. Three quarters of the cookie was done.

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Drew wiped his mouth with a napkin that appeared from nowhere.

"That…was great! You have great taste in desserts!" complimented Drew. All the sugar must be getting to him!

May beamed.

"So are you going to tell me where the next contest is?" she asked innocently.

"On an island near Pacifidlog town."

Okay, not ALL the sugar was getting to him, but still…

"May." started Drew.

May was humming a song.

"May." said Drew louder.

May didn't seem to hear him.

Drew decided to give it up. Let's try my psychic powers! Maybe I could read her mind! He thought instead.

Drew focused on her.

Take a guess at what May was thinking!

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What does Professor Oak do in his free time? Learning to cook from Ash's mother, of course. But this kind of thing is kind of hard, since she owns a five-star-restaurant newly opened at Pallet Town.

She works there for five hours a day, and as soon as she gets home, she gives lessons to Professor Oak.

Professor Oak then learns from her for an hour a day.

Then he writes poems about the food, but creatively twists it so it sounds like they're about pokemon. And that's how he got famous for his pokemon poetry.

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This was what May was thinking:

La la la la la la la la…Hey, why's Drew staring at me?

This was what Drew thought she was thinking:

Dun dun DUNNN! Drew's staring at me!

Drew quickly looked away. That was kind of weird.\

(Author's notes: I'm getting writer's block! Me? Writer's block? Noooooo!)

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May and Drew walked till sunset, and that was a really long time!

"Race you to that tree!" yelled May, getting a head-start.

"Your running skills are as bad as your coordinating ones! I'll get there DAYS ahead of you!"

And so Drew did.

He got there ahead of May, but when he looked for her, she was nowhere to be seen. He decided to set up camp right there and draw the tree.

Half an hour later, May walked up to Drew.

"What took you so long?" asked Drew wonderingly.

"Um…I…kinda….forgot about you…heh heh…" said May, laughing nervously.

"So what were you doing?" asked Drew curiously.

"I found a stream and ran the other way. Then I played poker."

"With who?"

"Beautifly…"

Drew started to think about that. Poker…

"Did you play with real money?" he asked.

"Yes…Beautifly's been sucking me dry!"

Poker…Money…May…

"You know what would be really fun? Playing poker with me!" Drew looked semi-pleadingly at May.

"Sure! That'd be awesome!"

Drew started to finger his wallet gleefully.

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"Okay, you win…" said May sadly.

"You didn't have to bet so much…" said Drew, who couldn't stop smiling, while he counted his $500.

"I'll win next time!"

"Yes, next time…Let's play again soon…That was fun!"

Beautifly, who was still out, looked at Drew disgustingly.

Amateur, it said, All you got was five hundred! She bets a thousand every time she plays me. Her parents must be rich!"

"You're lucky she doesn't understand you." Drew whispered. A wave of jealousy spread over him but quickly passed.

"'Night May…" said Drew. His wallet was bursting, and he was determined to be as nice to May as possible as long as they could play poker more often. Drew was starting to enjoy traveling May, more than he ever thought possible. He started to enjoy her company in more ways than one.

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It was the next day. After breakfast, they resumed walking again.

May was practically skipping next to Drew. It was starting to annoy him. He didn't show it, because he was still fingering his wallet. But why was she so happy when he's the one with the money?

"Why are you so happy?" Drew asked, voicing his thoughts suspiciously.

"It's my birthday!" she said happily.

"Really? It's mine too!"

May's eyes widened. "Seriously?"

"No."

May stopped in her tracks, puzzled. After a few minutes, she snapped out of it.

"So…are you going to get me something?" she asked sweetly.

"Of course! My rich rival…er…" Drew coughed, hoping May didn't notice him say 'rich'. "Uh…my skilled rival has to have a happy birthday, right?"

May grinned. "Great! Then let's stop at that" May started to have stars in her eyes, "—mall that's in the middle of nowhere!"

May didn't just see clothes and such when she thought of malls—she saw an endless supply of cheese as well.

Drew knew what she was thinking.

"We just had breakfast."

"Okay, let's shop and then have lunch! Your treat!"

Drew didn't complain. He didn't care much about anything but how much money he'd have to spend on her. He felt that it couldn't be much more than $500.

First they went to a store that had everything made of berries.

May bought a 'Pecha Pen', which wrote in purple, and, if you got hungry enough, you could eat it too!

Next, they visited a book store. Well, actually, May did. Drew was busy staring at 'Berry Money'. He bought 2 $10 bills in 'Berry Money'. One to give to May. Scratch that, he was going to keep them for himself!

May bought the book, How to annoy your rival in 500 original ways, by Gary Oak, and a cookbook titled 10 simple recipes for travelers by Brock. May caught up with Drew later, and then they went to a grocery type thing. Drew stocked up on ingredients, while May bought a 'Mozzarella Sticks to Go' box.

They separated again, because May wanted to go to a chocolate store and fill her bag up more. Drew, on the other hand, went to a store filled with watches. He bought her a watch that had a slice of cheesecake for the hour hand and a fork for the minute hand. The numbers themselves were mozzarella sticks, just shaped into numbers. This was perfect for May, and even had an alarm she could set that played a song about cheese. Drew got it wrapped in gift wrap that had pizza slices with extra cheese pictures all over it.

Guess what they had for lunch! You guessed it, cheese! This time they had ravioli, and dessert was—dun dun duun—cheesecake! (author's note: I could write on and on about cheese…and not care if I lose any readers that way…'cuz it would make ME happy!)

In the end, Drew spent exactly $500. He did have fun though, and couldn't wait till the next poker match. Hopefully it wouldn't be right before May's birthday again, so he'd get some profit. But then again, it's like May paid for her own gift! Whatever…

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"My May senses are tingling…" said Max.

"What are you talking about? Just pull me up, will you?" demanded Ash.

He was hanging from a cliff, since he broke the bridge.

Max did what he was told.

"Sorry about that. Anyway, May did something dumb."

"What did she do?" asked Ash.

"My May senses don't go that far!"

"You are weird…" muttered Ash.

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"I love this watch! It's so appetizing!" said May, hugging Drew.

"Off." said Drew. May quickly stopped hugging.

May drooled at the sight of the watch. It was disgusting, as it always is when someone drools like that. Then she stared at the numbers of the watch, and a thought hit her—mozzarella sticks!

She took out her 'mozzarella sticks to go' box and shared it with Drew.

When she took it out of her bag, Beautifly's pokeball accidently fell out and it came out.

"Poker?" it asked Drew.

"You bet." Whispered Drew.

"What are you two whispering about?"