And, after a superifically long time, I have decided to update! But NOT without telling you a completely meaningless and pointless story, that just happens to have an INTRICATE PLOT! If you don't believe me, read the mini story!
Mallory and the Bad Habit
Mallory had a bad habit. It was procrastination. Her parents didn't like those who procrastinated, and therefore didn't like Mallory. Mallory loved her parents, but was shocked when she figured out that her parents didn't like her. One day, she asked her twin sister why they didn't like her, and her twin sister, Chandelier whose nickname is Wren, said that it was because Mallory had a bad habit. That being said, Mallory decided to stop her bad habit. It wasn't easy, but she stopped 'cold turkey'. Whenever her parents told her to do something, she did it right away. Her parents learned to take advantage of Mallory and use her for simple things such as opening jars or turning on the oven. Wren also used Mallory selfishly. Everyone lived happily ever after, with Mallory's habit gone, and her parents loving her.
The End
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Now that I have wasted MOMENTS OF YOUR TIME you are probably now willing to read the next update of Uncoordinated! Well guess what, I'm not done!
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Chapter 18: Opening Ceremony
"Hurry, hurry, hurry! We have to go, Drew! Let's go, Let's go, Let's go!" said May, getting into the moment.
"I'm the one who's actually entering the Grand Festival…" said Drew, peeved.
"So let's go! Or you're going to be late!" insisted May.
"But I want breakfast!" said Drew.
"I thought we were going to skip breakfast?" asked May.
Oh no, May is acting smart!, thought Drew. He gulped. "Well, I'm hungry. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." Drew did the Drew Thing.
They stopped at a bakery shortly before the Grand Festival would begin.
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"Let's go find seats, Fin." said Ted and Fin's mother.
"What about Ted, Mommy?" asked Fin.
"We don't have time for that! I just bought the cutest polka-dotted slipcover for our seats, but if we don't find seats for the Grand Festival, they'll go to waste!" argued Ted and Fin's mother.
"But I don't like polka dots!" whined Fin.
Fin and Ted's mother gasped. "You…you can't be my daughter!"
"Uh…" Fin was speechless, as her mother gaped at her.
"Well, well…we have a rebel in the family. Must've come from your father's side. Let's run along, those chairs need slipcovers." Fin and Ted's mother walked briskly away, with Fin trying to keep up.
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After having breakfast, and Drew was much less cranky, they got ready for the Grand Festival. As they entered the building that was situated at the very highest point in Sootopolis a man stopped them.
"Hello. You're here for the Grand Festival, I presume?" asked the man.
"Obviously." said Drew.
"And I'm Drew's personal Cheeseleader!" said May.
"Er…right. I'm your tour guide. Welcome to the Grand Mansion Where the Grand Festival Is Being Held Because It's So Grand." said the man.
"Who are you?" asked Drew.
"I am Grant, the grand tourguide for the Grand Mansion Where the Grand Festival Is Being Held Because It's So Grand." said Grant.
"What was this place called before the Grand Festival was held here?" asked Drew.
"Wow, a mansion!" exclaimed May.
"It was called the Grand Mansion Where the Grand Festival Is Going To Be Held At." said Grant.
"What was it called as soon as it was built?" asked Drew.
"The Grand Mansion Where It Is Hoped That The Grand Festival Will be Held At." said Grant.
"This place has such a great name!" said May happily.
"Of course. It is a very grand place, when you get right down to it." said Grant.
"Very grand, I'm sure." said Drew sarcastically.
"Well, let me show you around!" said Grant. "This is the second-most grand entrance! That's the grandest door!"
Grant went on to show them the whole entire first floor of the mansion. There was a room where contestants could freshen up, and five different and rather large bathrooms. There were intricate drawings of the grandest trees ever seen on most of the doors. The door knobs had pictures of leaves engraved on each of them.
"Here is some of the grand history of this grand, grand place." said Grant. He went on telling them of the very grand owner who decided to build the grand mansion in hopes of hosting the Grand Festival. The grand, grand owner loved trees and how they look, and so put them on every door. Leaves were also among his favorite things.
"I am so glad that the Grand Festival is being held in such a grand place, instead of the boring tents they usually are in, or the boring, boring buildings." said May.
"Ah, but of course. The Grand Festival must only be held in the grandest places!" said Grant. "We must hurry now. The grand opening ceremony will be held in the grand auditorium on the second floor. On the third floor is where the grand Grand Festival shall be held. There are many seats there. The fourth floor has bedrooms for the grand owner of the grand mansion, and the fifth floor has a grand entertainment room. The sixth floor has yet even more grand bedrooms, and the seventh floor is haunted by grand ghosts, with more grand bedrooms. The eighth and final floor is the grand, grand, grand attic. It is very grand and very intricate. It is truly the grandest part of the grand mansion." finished Grant.
"What a grand tour…" said May, wiping a tear from her eye.
"It was memorable…" said Drew, equally touched by all the grandness.
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"Ladies, gentlemen, and peanuts! Welcome to the Grand Festival, which is being held at the Grand Mansion Where The Grand Festival Is Being Held Because It's So Grand. Thank you for coming! First, we'll have the opening ceremony, which will be conducted by Ted who has cute purple hair." said the announcer.
"I'm Ted." said Ted. "There are seven contestants in all. Now here's…Leon!"
Leon stepped forward. Leon was wearing a t-shirt with a lion on it and a hat that was shaped in a banana.
Leon stepped back as Ted started to speak again. "Next up is Leo!"
Leo stepped forward next. Leo was wearing a long sleeve shirt with a lion on it, and a hat that was shaped in a pineapple. Then Leo stepped back.
"Then we have Wintra!" said Ted excitedly.
Wintra was wearing a long, white fur coat. Her shoes were also white, and they were snow boots.
"And then there's Autumne!" said Ted.
Autumne was wearing a light brown coat, and her skirt was red.
"Here's Spring!" continued Ted.
Spring was wearing all green, just different shades of it. She was wearing a light green turtleneck sweater, and forest green pants.
"Summer is next!" said Ted.
Summer was wearing a mixture of orange and yellow. She looked really bright in those clothes. She was also wearing sandals, and carrying a beach ball.
"And lastly, Drew." said Ted.
Drew stepped forward at the mention of his name, and looked at Ted strangely. It was a wonder how Ted had managed to get himself on stage like that, but Ted is amazing that way.
"That wraps up the contestants! Congratulations on making it here, and good luck with the Grand Festival! Back to you, Miranda." said Ted.
"Right, thank you for that, Ted." said Miranda, the announcer. "The contest will be held in two parts- the preliminaries, the secondaries, and the thirdamentaries."
Ted whispered to Miranda.
"Uh, that's three parts, and apparently secondaries and thirdamentaries aren't words, but that doesn't matter! The preliminaries will begin after a short thirty second break." said Miranda.
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"Would you like some 'instant tea'?" asked Professor Oak.
"Why, of course! You're so thoughtful, professor!" said Ash's mom.
"Thank you. Would you like sugar and cream with that?" asked Professor Oak.
"Do you even have to ask? The usual!" said Ash's mom.
"I love instant tea!" said Professor Oak.
"I love salt…I mean, I love instant tea!" said Ash's mom, who personally thought that the instant tea tasted like salt.
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"Wow Misty, you look different." said Ash.
"Really? How so?" asked Misty, grinning on the inside. She didn't think that Ash would notice.
"Did you…always have orange hair?" asked Ash.
That's when Misty hit him with a mallet.
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"I can't believe that Ash let me sit with you all by myself!" said Max, holding the Pikachu. Pikachu 'pika-ed' happily.
"Do you think we can hit off our singing career at the end of the Grand Festival?" asked Max.
"Pika, pi!" said Pikachu.
"You're right, we have to try!" said Max.
"Pika, chaaa!" said Pikachu.
"Alright, we will go right up there after they announce the winner, and sing!" said Max.
"Pika pika chu!" said Pikachu.
"We'll be so famous!" said Max.
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"I am so glad that I don't have to sit with any losers…" said Gary.
"Hey Gary! We decided to move from our old seat to sit with you! Isn't it great?" asked Ash.
"This cannot be happening! Oh wait, I should use this to my advantage!" said Gary to himself.
"Gary, why are you talking to yourself?" asked Misty.
Gary took out a clipboard and a pencil. "I was just thinking, how about an interview? You can't seriously be thinking of watching the whole Grand Festival. I'm writing a few books. I already interviewed Misty here on one. My other one is going to be called, The Grand Festival: Sitting next to Losers in Love."
"We're going to be even MORE FAMOUS!" said Misty excitedly.
"Alright, I'll do it!" said Ash, also excited.
"Ash, you still didn't tell me how I look different…" said Misty slowly.
Gary started to write on the clipboard.
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"And the thirty seconds are up! Let's begin the preliminaries!" said Miranda. "Ted, would you like to take over?"
"Of course, Miranda. The weather outside has taken a turn for the worse, and is now raining. Let's hope that it lets up before Officer Jenny of Cerulean City and Maxie's wedding! And now, the preliminaries! This will be different from every other contest!" said Ted.
Next Chapter:
See the preliminaries! Will Drew be able to get through it? Or will he lose out to Summer? Maybe even Wintra, Autumne, Spring, Leo, or Leon? What will happen? And will Gary actually write the books he claims that he will write, or is this all for his amusement?
And how brave is Mrs .Ketchum, to have tea that tastes like salt?
Is May a good cheeseleader? Or should she be a cheerleader?
Finally, what's so different about Misty? Will Ash EVER find out?
Find all this out and more, in the NEXT CHAPTER!
Here's a tip to all:
Drew's head is HUGE! It's like TWICE MAY'S HEAD! I noticed it in a video I watched, even though I should've been paying attention to the video. Drew is very similar to a bobble head without the bobble! Er…and he has a BIG HEAD! Check it out, next time you see him, k?
