Uncoordinated is reaching its end! One chapter after this one, because I'll squeeze a lot of things into this chapter, and the next chapter is, well… "Farewell"

Chapter Twenty-three: Will Misty have sprinkles on her ice cream?

"Come in, come in!" said Ted graciously. He was serving as the doorman for Wallace. The gym itself was decorated in a very fashionable fashion. It was elegant, sophisticated, and classy. There were small end tables in every corner with an intricately designed vase placed in a precise position on top. In the vases were beautifully arranged bouquets. The gym was also wallpapered with a floral design and there was a large crystal chandelier on the ceiling.

The floor was carpeted in gold, except for the center of the large room where there was a mini battlefield. On one wall was a large freezer where Lance stood, prepared to serve ice cream. There were two hundred different flavors in a very large abundance.

At another wall was a mini stage where Max and Pikachu stood. Near them were large speakers, two microphones, a guitarist, a drum player, a trombone player, and a pianist.

The third wall consisted of a classy wooden table on which a few large stacks of books were piled on. Gary sat in front of it, with an ink bottle and a quill.

There were two sides of the mini battlefield. The first side, near the entrance of the gym, was the challenger's. The other side was Wallace's. A large throne was placed on Wallace's side, where he sat, content.

It didn't take long for everyone to gather in the gym. They waited for Wallace to say a speech, before they did anything.

"Welcome!" said Wallace, smiling. He was greeted with a loud cheer. "Now…" Wallace paused to look down at a piece of paper. "Ash. Please step into the challenger's circle."

"Okay," said Ash. He did what he was told.

"Everyone who will support Ash, sit in the chairs behind him. Everyone else, sit in the chairs behind me."

Wallace stepped down from the throne and took out a remote from the pocket of his royal robe. He pressed a button, and a trapdoor opened underneath the throne. The throne sunk down into the room below, and then the trapdoor closed. He did this so that the audience could see the match better.

Everyone rushed to follow Wallace's directions, except for the people at the walls. Wallace snapped his fingers, and Lance immediately began to serve ice cream to the people on Wallace's side.

"Remember, cheer for me!" said Wallace, waving at everyone. They all said, "HUZZAH!"

Ash turned around to look at his side. Professor Oak, Fin, and Mrs. Ketchum sat there, looking at him awkwardly.

"Why are you guys here?" asked Ash, obviously miffed that most people cared more about ice cream than him.

"I don't fancy ice cream," stated Professor Oak.

"Are you sure? We have tea-flavored ice cream!" called Lance from Wallace's side.

"Oh my!" Professor Oak leaped up and found an empty seat on the other end of the gym.

"Mom?" asked Ash.

"This seat gives me a better look at that cute Pikachu!" squealed Mrs. Ketchum.

"Oh…" said Ash sadly. "What about you?"

Fin turned red, and glanced uneasily at Gary, who was two feet away. Ash followed her gaze and groaned.

"Misty! Why did you leave me?" asked Ash.

"Mmm! Can you believe how many flavors of chocolate there are? Can I have two scoops, please? Oh, make it a sundae! I'd like whipped cream and hot fudge," said Misty.

"Would you like sprinkles?" asked Lance.

"Sure!" said Misty excitedly, as Lance prepared her ice cream.

"Anyway, let's begin!" said Wallace. "We'll double battle, and I'm using my Luvdisk and Whiscash."

"In that case, I'll use…Corphish and Swellow!" exclaimed Ash.

Ash and Wallace released their respective pokemon. Nearly everyone booed Ash. "This battle will have special rules. It is a rock-paper-scissors tournament. First up, Whiscash and Corphish!" announced Wallace.

Ash actually understood how to do this with Pokemon. He nodded at Wallace. "This'll be a piece of cake!"

"What kind of cake?" asked May from Wallace's side. She licked her chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

"Boston Crème Pie, probably. Ash looks like he'd like that," said Drew, sipping his mint chocolate milkshake.

"Isn't that pie?" asked Cantaloupe.

"No, it's a cake. Fascinating, really," said Professor Oak.

They all fell into silence as they watched Corphish and Whiscash blow out streams of bubbles. Corphish formed a pair of scissors, while Whiscash formed a piece of paper.

Ash: 1 Wallace: 0

Wallace groaned in frustration and returned the Whiscash. "Next up, Corphish and Luvdisk!"

The audience watched in fascination as Corphish released another jet of bubbles. Luvdisk used an icebeam. At the same exact time, Corphish's bubbles turned into a rock, while the ice formed into a paper.

Ash gulped. "I'm going to win t he next one!" He returned the Corphish.

Ash:1 Wallace: 1

Swellow stepped in front of Luvdisk, and Luvdisk again used an 'Ice Beam'. Swellow made a fist to indicate a rock, while the ice formed into a pair of scissors.

Ash: 2 Wallace: 1

Wallace gritted his teeth, and tossed Ash the eighth badge.

"YES! I got, my eighth badge!" yelled Ash triumphantly. He returned the Swellow and Corphish and danced around. Everyone on Wallace's side shuffled out of their chairs and into the ones behind Ash.

"Fine," said Wallace, glaring at Ash. "Well, Max and Pikachu would like to sing a congratulatory song."

"Pi, Pika Piii Pichu!

Pi, Pika Piii Pichu!

Ash won the match, but he still has a ways to go!

He still has to win the Pokemon League, so."

"Some congratulatory song," grumbled Ash.

"Ash, you did it!" Misty gave Ash a hug. "I knew you could do it!"

"You…did?" asked Ash.

"Of course! I'm not dating a loser!" said Misty conceitedly.

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Before everyone left, they stopped by at Gary's table to get their books signed. Jesse and James gave everyone a free sample of the JMJ shampoo before they left the door.

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May, Drew, Ash, and Misty stepped into the mall together. They decided to split up what they should buy.

"I'll buy the wedding presents," said Ash.

"I'll get the cards," said Drew.

"I'll get us appropriate clothes for the wedding," said Misty.

"And I'll um…look for stuff!" exclaimed May.

"Great. Let's meet back here in an hour," said Drew.

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"What would make a good present…uh…" Ash found himself walking where everything that had to do with kitchens were. He paused when he reached the culinary utensils. "That's a nice fork…I'll get it for May's present!"

Ash grabbed the fork and walked further. Next, he was near all the things that had to do with a bedroom. "They might need a pillow cover. I'll get that for my present!"

Next, Ash found a green toothbrush. He decided to get that for Drew's present.

Lastly, he went near the food, and found a bag of unsalted pretzels. He took that for Misty's present and went to purchase everything. After that, he went to a massage chair to waste the rest of his hour.

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Drew went to the card section, which was fairly easy to find. He took out four wedding cards randomly, and purchased them. Then he went to a massage chair for the rest of his hour.

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Misty ran around the clothes stores frantically. She found May and pulled her inside one.

"Help me out! How am I supposed to find an outfit for everybody in only an hour?" asked Misty, panicking.

"Calm down, Misty…you're…scaring me…" said May slowly.

"I can't just calm down! This is too hard!" exclaimed Misty.

"I know! Let's go to the food court and have some mozzarella sticks! That always calms me down," suggested May.

"Genius! Let's go!" Misty dragged May to the food court like a human rag doll.

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They were at the food court for ten minutes when Misty started to panic again. May sighed as she was dragged back to the clothes store. She pulled out things really quick for Ash and Drew, but Misty insisted that they get the perfect outfits for themselves. It took their whole hour, but in the end, here is what they picked out:

Ash: A very light blue suit

Drew: A light, pale green suit

Misty: A short, dark orange dress with spaghetti straps and small printed oranges on the bottom of the dress. She wore matching orange shoes, and a necklace that had a fake orange as the locket.

May: A yellow and orange skirt and a matching shirt. She resembled a stick of string cheese. Her hat was a big, fake, stuffed piece of cheese.

"We have to go, Drew and Ash are waiting!" said May. Misty nodded, and they made the purchase. They grabbed the bags and ran to the entrance of the mall, where Ash and Drew were waiting impatiently.

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"We have less than an hour till the wedding starts," said Drew. "Let's go change."

They split up again, changed, and then met up. Then they made their way to the wedding.

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"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride," said the Captain, who served as a priest.

The Boss kissed Officer Jenny of Cerulean City. The crowd cheered, and then they went straight to dinner, which was a three course meal.

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"What should we do now?" asked May, stretching at the table of two that she shared with Drew.

Drew frowned. "I'm not sure…I won the Grand Festival…I guess you can go to Kanto and try to win those contests. I know you're good enough to win."

May beamed. "You mean it?"

Drew managed a small smile. "I wouldn't be saying it if I didn't. Here." He tossed her a rose, and did the Drew Thing.

"Thanks, Drew," said May, laughing slightly. "But I think I'm done with contests."

Drew's smile dropped. "How come? Just because I won…"

"No, that's not it," said May. "I…I'll tell you later. Let's just say that I'm taking a break from contests."

"If you say so…" said Drew slowly, frowning at May.

"Why don't you try winning the Pokemon League?" asked May suddenly.

"It's starting soon…there's no way I could get all the badges that fast…unless…" Drew glanced at Ash who was at the other side of the room.

"You want to get them with Ash?" asked May. "He got them already."

"I know that!" Drew stared at May unbelievingly. "Why don't we…borrow Ash's badges."

May's eyes widened. "You mean steal…Ash would be devastated."

"Yeah," agreed Drew.

"That would be funny to watch…" said May, laughing.

"I'd rather earn it on my own," said Drew after a while. "But can I get all the badges in two days?"

"Did I hear something about getting all eight badges in two days, Jesse?" asked James, as the three dashed in front of May and Drew's table.

"I tink youse did!" said Meowth.

"That's what I said," said Drew.

"So you're not going deaf!" exclaimed Jesse.

James glared at Jessed. "You heard it too!"

"Let's let dem borrow our private jet!" suggested Meowth. "Dey gave us our caree' boost."

"Meowth's got a point," said James.

"How fast is your jet?" asked Drew.

"Really fast," answered Jesse.

"When can we go?" asked May.

"Right now!" exclaimed Jesse.

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It was like riding a roller coaster, except it wasn't. Here is their journey in fairy tale form:

Once upon a time, in a private jet flying over the skies…there were two eleven year old kids flying in order to get all eight badges for the Pokemon League. Since the green boy was a Grand Festival winner, the gym leaders bended the rules for him. They let him choose a single Pokemon for the entire League, and he was able to double battle every gym leader with the girl's single Pokemon. His Roselia battled alongside her Torchic. They battled bravely and beat all eight gyms. Together, they shot through the Pokemon League, and beat Ash who wasn't going to win anyway. Then they made their way to Sabrina's Psychic school and stayed for two months, honing their skills. They left, much wiser than before. It was time to go home, at least for May…till the next time. Twenty years later, May's fairy godsister visited and turned her into a turtle. She lived in a swamp for two years, till Drew accidentally tripped on her during his rare visit to the swamp for no particular reason and she turned back into herself. Together, they got revenge on her fairy godsister, who was actually an evil witch that liked to torture people who wore red. After that scare, May changed her entire wardrobe to green, much to Drew's displeasure. Then they got married, had two kids who died of pneumonia, and lived happily ever after. Except everything that happened after they went home is a lie because this isn't really a fairy tale but an addition to Uncoordinated. In other words, May doesn't have a fairy godsister and never lived in a swamp for twenty years. She's still eleven years old.

End of Chapter

Next chapter is the last. I'll try to make it sweet and touchy. Or pretend to try. Depends on what mood I'm in.