A/N Many thanks again to all of our lovely reviewers for their lovely reviews! We really do love seeing so many messages (and Tea gets all giddy), and we truly appreciate it, since it inspires us to write more insane things for this parody. Speaking of which...on with the general insanity!

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The next morning, Tea and Kaya walk back onto set, surprised to find it again oddly quiet.

"Uh, where is everybody?" Kaya asked.

"Dunno," Tea replied with a shrug.

"Did you teleport us to the wrong dimension again?"

"Uhhh…Maybe?"

"Well you should know. Are we in the wrong dimension?" Kaya asked.

"Jumping dimensions isn't as easy as it seems, you know," Tea retorted.

"Try again?" Kaya suggested. Tea simply gave a blank look, and Kaya waited for an answer.

"We could," Tea said finally.

"Try to get it right this time, okay?"

"I'll try, but we might turn into sofas instead."

"You're not actually an improbability drive, are you?" Kaya asked nervously.

"I could be," Tea answered, before 'porting them out.

The good thing is, they reappeared. The bad thing is, they were in completely the wrong place. It sort of looked like a jungle, only more…prehistoric. Far off in the distance, they heard an awful roar, which sounded horribly like a T-rex.

"Oh, no, you did not!" Kaya shouted. "I said we could do this one later!"

"I'm suddenly starting to hate my choice of movies," Tea mumbled as they 'ported again.

This time, they landed in a small village. You know the sort, where the friendly locals come out to greet you armed with pitchforks and shovels.

"No, this is my place," Kaya said, shaking her head. "We decided not to do the Brothers Grimm, remember?"

"It seems just the same as the set to me," Tea said. "The people are just as friendly, as well."

"It's not the same, trust me," Kaya said quietly. "Third time's the charm?"

"That was the third time," Tea pointed out.

"True," Kaya said, nodding. "Okay, fourth time's the charm?"

They ported out again and arrived…exactly where they were supposed to be.

"Finally!" Kaya sighed.

"We could have 'ported into Remy's dressing room," Tea teased with a grin.

"Tea!" Kaya scolded, then after a moment. "We could…."

"Where have you been?" Jean asked as they arrived on the set. "You're late."

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early…er, no, wait, still the wrong film," Kaya said. "Sorry, Tea took me on a quick film tour."

"Well, you did say that you wanted Forge to make you a special book of the Brother's Grimm. I just made it easier," Tea stated.

"Hmmm," Kaya said doubtfully.

"Ah, there ya are," Remy said as he waltzed onto the set. "Now what was that ya said about hoppin' dimensions yesterday?"

"Places Everybody!" Kaya called out nervously.

"PLACES!" Tea shouted through her bullhorn.

"And there I was, hoping you'd left that thing in Jurassic Park for the dinosaurs to chew on," Kaya said quietly.

"She didn't really mean it," Tea said to the bullhorn, gently cradling it.

"Riiight," Kaya said, before turning her attention to the play.

The camera switches to a shot of a forest road…

"I need to say lights camera action," Tea pointed out to Kaya.

"Fine, go on then," Kaya sighed, rolling her eyes.

"LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!" Tea shouted happily through the bullhorn.

The camera switches again to a shot of a forest road, and off in the distance, we can see a train of carriages that have ground to a halt.

"Oh, no, there's nothing there!" the Professor called out from his wheelchair as Lance's gypsy thieves raided the wagons, paying no heed to the man's calls. "There's nothing there but pots and pans! I beg you, please leave us alone. Please! No, no, not that!" he pleaded as one of the gypsies removed a metal tube from the wagon.

"Out of the way, old man!" the gypsy said gruffly, shoving the Professor out of the way and running off with the tube.

From off in the distance, the sound of whistles and pounding hooves is heard, making the gypsies scatter all at once.

"Get on the horses!" Lance called out to his men, grabbing what he could and beginning to make his escape. "It's the Royal Guard! Run!"

Slightly ahead of the royal guard, Remy gallops onto the scene, but is stopped by the Professor.

"Lawr, Ah don't believe this!" he mumbled

"The painting! Please, for the love of God, the painting!" Charles pleaded, pointing in the direction that the gypsy ran off with the painting. "That man, he's getting away."

"Da Guards will assist ya. Ah cannot," Remy said as he tried to get away

"Please, sir! It is... my life," Charles explained.

Remy sighed and rolled his eyes, then silently agreed to help before pushing his horse on after the thief.

"Am Ah the only on who sees the irony in me chasin' down a thief?" Remy asked.

"Nope," Half of the cast replied.

Remy shrugged, then carried on riding, catching up with the thief. Once they were level, he tried to grab the tube, but the gypsy knocked him away. Finally, he jumped horses, and pulled the man to the ground.

"Give that to me! Give it to me!" Remy shouted as the gypsy stumbled to his feet and continued running. Remy ran after him, chasing him down one of the steep slopes that just happened to end in...a cliff. Just before they went over though, Remy grabbed the tube, before plummeting into the water. He emerged back on the surface, clutching the tube as the gypsy swam away.

The camera shot switched to a shot of Raven, Jean and Kitty standing in a marketplace. Jean was trying on several brooches to see if they went with her dress.

"No. Too small," Raven said sharply. "It needs to draw some attention."

"I fear, Baroness, anything larger might make her fall over," the seller said hesitantly.

"Perhaps you are right. I shall have to look elsewhere," Raven replied as she turned to go.

"I have just the thing!" the seller said desperately, so as not to loose the sale.

"Have you lost your marbles?" Kurt asked Rogue as he turned to face her from the window, where he had been watching the three down below. "Do you know what ze punishment is for servants who dress above their station?" he asked incredulously, then answered his own question when it became apparent that Rogue didn't care. "Five days in ze stocks!"

"Ya'll would do the same for me, admit it," Rogue said as she grabbed a pair of shoes.

"Me? Pretend to be a courtier?" Kurt asked. "Prancing round like some nobleman when I've never been to court. And neither have you!" he pointed out hesitantly.

"Then Ah won't be recognised," Rogue replied confidently. "Now, hand me that gown so Ah can be on my way."

"Zey'll never buy it," Kurt said doubtingly as he threw a gown over the top of the changing screen Rogue was behind, trying desperately to get this silly idea out of his friend's head. "You are too sweet."

"They'll never buy a servant with gold francs either," she retorted. "Ah am Maurice's only hope."

"Maurice!" came Tea's unheeded call from somewhere off set.

"And ze Baroness, vhat did you tell her?" Kurt asked

"Ah am picking wild flowers," Rogue replied. "Kurt, can ya still see her?"

"Zey're buying a brooch."

"Unbelievable! She ignores the manor, blames us for her debt and still pretends to have money to burn," she complained. "Don't ya dare laugh. Ah'm coming out," Rogue said before stepping out from behind the screen. "The shoes are too big."

"Nobody vill be looking at your feet," Kurt said assuringly.

Rogue looked down at her costume, which, for the benefit of other cast members and herself, included lovely satin gloves. "Yards of fabric and Ah still feel naked."

"If you're going to be a noblewoman," Kurt began, stepping over to her. "You must play the part. You look down to no-one."

"Ah am just a servant in a nice dress," Rogue said as she began to doubt her own plan.

Kurt gave her a reassuring smile, then took her by the hand. "Come. We have to do something with that hair."

A couple of minutes later, Remy arrived back at the wagon, soaking wet (much to the happiness of several X-girls and a certain director), but still carrying the tube, which he dutifully handed back to the Professor.

"Remy, you promised," Piotr scolded as he rode up to his friend.

"Ah know," Remy replied with a slight sigh. Then, with a grin, "I lied. I thought I'd see the world before I gave up my life to God and country."

"Why on earth did you stop?" Charles asked.

"Ah suppose Ah lack conviction," Remy replied. "You seem to have it in spades. Besides, you claimed it was a matter of life and death."

"A woman always is, Sire," Charles said as he opened the tube and took out a beautiful painting, the Mona Lisa.

"She laughs at me, sir," Remy said, noticing the paintings slight smile. "As if she knows something Ah do not."

"The Lady has many secrets," Xavier said as he looked at the painting. "I merely painted one of them."

"Signor da Vinci has been invited to the palace as the artist in residence," Piotr explained reverently. Even the thought of being in the presence of such a great artist was enough to make his head spin, even if it was only in a play.

"Leonardo da Charley?" Remy asked, smiling broadly at the change of name.

"Michelangelo was trapped under a ceiling in Rome," Xavier said, deciding to stick to his lines. "I'm just a second choice. I am on my way to Genoa and I find my salvation on the highway!"

"Sir, you are the founder of forward thinking and my father is the king of backward," Remy exclaimed "Could you talk him into the 16th century?"

"Captain Piotr, do translate," Charles said, pretending to be quite lost.

"Prince Remy suffers from an arranged marriage, signore," Piotr explained. "Among other things."

The scene switches to an exterior shot of the manor where the 'family' De Ghent live. Remy, Piotr and the Royal Guard were riding down the drive, the horse Remy stole in tow. Having seen the prince coming, Raven, Jean and Kitty run downstairs and towards the front door, with Raven flying out just as the prince arrives.

"Oh! Your Highness, what a lovely surprise," Raven greeted, curtseying awkwardly. "To what do we owe this great honour?"

"Ah'm returnin' your horse, Baroness," Remy said, handing back the reins of the stolen horse.

"Oh. Was it missing?" Raven asked, surprised.

"Yes," Remy admitted awkwardly. "Ah took the liberty of borrowing it earlier. Ah'm afraid Ah scared your servant...A young lady with quite a good arm, actually."

"She is mute, my lord," Raven said quickly.

"Really?" Remy asked, puzzled as the Baroness nodded. "She spoke quite forcefully…An' threw quite forcefully, too."

"GAMBIT!" Tea shouted through the bullhorn. "Stick to your lines!"

"Fine…" Remy muttered under his breath.

"Well, it comes and goes," Raven explained quickly. "But as always Your Highness is welcome to anything he wishes. Anything at all."

"Like, wait for me!" Kitty complained as she and Jean burst through the door, almost falling over in their hurry.

"Oh, ladies," Raven said disdainfully. "Here you are."

"Your Highness," Jean said, giving her best curtsey

"Your Highness, may I present Jean Francoise Louise Grey of the House of Ghent?" Raven said with a slight flourish. Then, as an afterthought, "And Katherine."

"You may indeed," Remy said, nodding to both of them. "Ladies, forgive me, but you seem to have blossomed overnight."

"We're so looking forward to celebrating the engagement to your own Brotherhood rose," Raven said, lying through her teeth, which Remy did not seem to pick up on.

"Yes, well, there have been several new developments with regards to Spain," Remy said awkwardly. "Ah must say, Jean, that brooch is...stunning."

"This old thing?" Jean asked slyly, looking down at her new brooch. "You're too kind."

"These developments, I trust are for the best?" Raven asked. By 'best' she of course mean that the engagement had been broken off so that he could marry Jean.

"Let us hope so," Remy said quietly. "Good day, ladies."

"Cut!" Tea shouted through the obligatory bullhorn, and before anything else could be said, she 'ported herself and Kaya out of there.

"Well, that was jus' weird," Remy said, shaking his head at their sudden departure.

"And when are they not weird?" Jean pointed out.