A/N: As usual, if you feel the need for improvement in this story, please give me suggestions. Anyway… Disclaimer: I will never ever own Naruto… there, done.

Continued…

Hizachi slowly breathed while thoughts were getting jumbled up in his mind. First, it was the Chuunin exam. Second, the trouble with the most annoying girl. Third, the Kyuubi… and now, he was stuck in the past face to face with the 5th Hokage. He was about to drift to sleep under the tree where he crashed when the hyperactive ninja started to shake him violently.

"Wake up! Don't fall asleep!" Naruto yelled at Hizachi's ear. This earned him a powerful smack on the head courtesy of Jiraiya.

"Shut up, Naruto! Let him rest!"

"But…"

"Listen to him, Naruto." Tsunade ordered.

"Whatever, granny. I'll listen to that perverted hermit just because you said so."

"Don't call me granny!" Tsunade's eyes flared and she started to chase Naruto, making craters every now and then. Shizune just laughed and Jiraiya would too, if he wasn't staring at the ladies that were watching the commotion.

"That's a funny sight… a Hokage being pissed off by a Gennin…that means I'm better. It takes a single female jounin to annoy me…" he thought as he let out a loud sigh, which didn't go unnoticed by Shizune. She went beside him and tried to get some answers.

"So, what's your name?"

"I'm Hizachi Ninmei. You're Shizune, right?"

"How did you know?"

"Umm… lucky guess?"

"Right… where did you come from?"

"Konoha." As soon as he finished his answer, Shizune noticed something. On the neck portion of his shirt which looked like Sasuke's uniform was the symbol of the Hokage.

"Why are you wearing that?" she pointed at the Hokage symbol.

"I just want to."

"Are you serious? Didn't you know that only the Hokage can carry that?"

"I know, I know. Geez…"

Centuries into the future…

The 68th and 69th Hokage, along with squads of ANBU and a large bunch of bunshins returned to the gates of Konoha after hours of searching.

"Did you find him?" Mizuki asked the two Hokage. The both of them just shook their heads and dismissed all the ANBU.

"What happened to him?"

"We don't know. That Jutsu he used was unknown. It's the first time it's been used. We don't know what it did, to him and the Kyuubi." the 69th said.

"But not finding him puts him in the MIA list. If we don't find him in 2 days, he's officially dead." The 68th added.

"Oh no…" it was all the female Jounin has to say.

In Naruto's time.

Naruto was left in an inn to watch Hizachi while Tsunade gambled and Jiraiya peeped. Shizune was supposed to take care of Hizachi but she had to buy some stuff.

"I'm hungry… I want ramen…" Naruto complained.

"Well, you can't. You have to watch me."Hizachi replied.

"Just who are you anyway?"

"I'm Hizachi Ninmei. And you?"

"Uzumaki Naruto." He displayed his trademark grin.

"Oh… so you invented the best torture technique…" a smile appeared on Hizachi's face.

"Best torture technique?"

"Wait… I'm not sure if it was you of Kakashi." He placed a finger on his chin and looked up.

"Well, whatever it is, I'm sure I'm the one that invented it."

"Alright. Whatever you say."

"Listen, I'll go eat ramen. Please don't tell the perverted hermit or granny that I left you. Please?"

"Sure, go ahead." He smiled as Naruto left the room.

At the nearest ramen shop…

Naruto entered the shop. There were no people because it was only a few minutes after lunch time. He sat down at the counter and ordered a bowl of ramen. Being outside Konoha meant he had to pay for his food instead of getting it for free. Unluckily for him, this shop implemented the rule 'pay as you order'. He reached down for his money while the shopkeeper walked towards him with one big bowl of ramen. He handed the payment to the shopkeeper and grabbed some chopsticks. He divided the chopsticks and was ready to dive in when he saw an empty bowl in front of him.

"WHAT? Who ate my ramen?" he looked at both sides when he saw Hizachi right beside him.

"Sorry, I got hungry." Hizachi scratched his head.

"That was my last money! I've been keeping it for emergencies such as this and you take it away as if it was nothing? That's unforgivable!" Naruto yelled.

It was at times like these that Hizachi thought being in the past was fun. Knowing Naruto's weakness, he immediately put himself into action.

"I'll treat you to another bowl!"

"What? Really?" the earlier furious Naruto turned into a harmless child.

"Yup."

Naruto ordered (gulp) 25 bowls of Ramen. Luckily for Hizachi, he's been keeping a lot of ancient money in his wallet. After the food wad paid for, they went for a walk through the city.

In the city…

Naruto and Hizachi were walking together when they heard a really loud laugh coming from one of the alleys. Naruto immediately recognized the voice and annoyance surfaced.

"That perverted hermit! He took my money for things like these!" he ran towards the alley. Having no choice, Hizachi followed Naruto.

In the alley…

Naruto's mouth hung open and so did Hizachi's. Jiraiya was dancing all by himself and his face was red because of alcohol. This brought an idea to Hizachi.

"Naruto, do you remember what I told you earlier?"

"The torture technique?"

"Yeah, that. I'll show it to you. I'm sure you'll remember it when you see it, and I'm sure he'll snap out of it once I'm done. Just watch closely."

"Alright."

Hizachi disappeared from Naruto's side and reappeared behind Jiraiya. His hand formed a single unfamiliar seal. Naruto watched closely, anticipating the type of move it was. This was the one of the few moments when Naruto was serious. He watched as hard as he could when Hizachi recited the name of the so-called technique.

"THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!" he poked Jiraiya at the A-hole, waking up Jiraiya.

"What the heck was that for?" Jiraiya shouted as he held his butt.

"Uh-oh… Naruto…"

"Yes?"

"Time for plan B."

"Plan B? we don't even have a plan A."

"Just do plan B."

"What is plan B?"

"RUN!" Hizachi screamed while zooming past Naruto.

"Hey! Wait for me!" Naruto ran after Hizachi.

They ran a fairly long distance from Jiraiya when a large puff of smoke appeared behind them. The wind blew and cleared the smoke, revealing Gamabunta.

"WE'RE DEAD!" Naruto yelled.

"I know!" Hizachi yelled back. They ran away from a really furious Jiraiya. While running, another piece of history hit Hizachi.

"Kage Bunshin is your favorite, right?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Let's do it."

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" both of them made a crowd of clones. They split up into lots of pairs. Jiraiya chased every single one of them with his own Bunshins, but compared to Naruto's monstrous chakra, he was only able to make a bunch of clones. While he was busy running all the Narutos and Hizachis, the real ones were already outside the town.

"Well, that was fun." Hizachi landed on his back.

"That was your idea of fun? We nearly got squashed by Gamabunta!"

"Look on the bright side! We survived!"

"Well, yeah, I guess so." Naruto looked at Hizachi, "So, how can you heal yourself extremely fast? Granny said you needed a month to recover."

"Actually, it's a bloodline limit. When I am not using my eyes, my healing ability is greatly multiplied."

"Your eyes? Does that mean you had your eyes close when I left?"

"Actually, it's like the Sharingan and Byakugan. I can activate it whenever I want. When it is deactivated, my body absorbs all excess chakra that I have."

"You have excess chakra? Demon container?"

"No. When I was young, my father gave me a seal. It was a seal that was only given to all members of our clan."

"What does it do?"

"Each time I use my chakra, the seal replenishes it with twice the amount almost immediately. Since our healing ability only requires chakra and nothing else, it means I can recover without feeling any strain. However, when I use my eyes, I can't use my healing ability and I can get wounded just like anyone and recover just as slow as everyone."

"Alright. So, what's the name of your bloodline limit?"

"I don't know. I guess I forgot."

To be continued…

A/N: There! Chapter 2 is done! Anyway, I'd like to ask some help. Can anyone give a name for the bloodline limit? It would be dumb of me to keep calling it 'the bloodline limit'. Thanks!