A/N: Well, it'slater than I expected, but I'm getting this strange feeling that I'm empty on ideas… but that's not important now. What's important is this is a new chapter! Weeeh!

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continued…

Naruto stared at Yondaime who was still standing after a direct hit from the Rasengan.

"I think I don't need a second one…" Yondaime grinned weakly before standing up straight.

"What were you thinking?" Inoichi shouted at Naruto before giving him a weak knock on his head.

"Seriously, why would you do that to your own father?" Ino glared at Naruto, but Inoichi was quick to retaliate for him.

"Yeah… you tell him as if you didn't do the same to your father!" Inoichi said, with his Gai-ness drama.

"Well…" Ino thought for a bit before pointing a finger at her father, "…at least I didn't hit you with any ninjutsu!"

"You still shouted at me. Can you imagine that? It hurts! It hurts, you know?" Inoichi cried just like Gai would when he was with Lee.

"Did Gai-sensei infect him with his virus?" Neji's eyebrows twitched while staring at Inoichi.

"Stop that, Neji! Not only did you sneak out of the village, you're also moving the topic somewhere else!" Hiashi shouted at Neji in the Naruto world's chibi-mode.

"So, you noticed?" Neji nervously laughed while a large sweatdrop appeared on his head. In his mind appeared both him and Hiashi, with him getting not Jyuuken's 64 nor the 128 strikes but the unheard of Jyuuken's 512 strikes. This made him gulp and sweat.

"Let's get to the argument later." Yondaime surprisingly walked towards Naruto, and his Rasengan wound gone, "we still have to get you back." He continued as he messed up Naruto's hair…again.

"Alright, Blondaime, how the heck am I supposed to get back to Konoha if the Hokage can't do a thing?" Naruto raised an eyebrow at his father.

"It's Yondaime…" Yondaime reminded him, "And for your question, here's my answer. Konoha's council is greater than that of a Hokage. Even if this is how things are, their power is way below two Hokage!" he continued as he stood with his majestic pose.

"Two Hokage? Isn't the old geezer dead? Only Tsunade is left." Naruto stared blankly at Yondaime.

"In case you didn't notice, I'm also a HOKAGE!" Yondaime shouted at Naruto's ear.

"Alright, Blondaime-sama. So, how did you heal yourself?" Naruto quickly retaliated.

"How many times do I have to tell you? It's YONDAIME!" he shouted as steam came out from his ears.

"Alright, dad. You can stop screaming at me." Naruto said as he mentally jumped around triumphantly.

"Uhh… sure." Yondaime stared at Naruto.

"But you haven't answered my question, Blondaime." Naruto's eyes narrowed and an evil grin appeared on his face.

"Grr…" Yondaime growled at Naruto as a nerve became visible on his forehead. He cleared his throat twice and started to give a lesson to Naruto, "As you may know, the Kyuubi automatically heals you. Normal humans don't have that. Before I became Hokage, when I was still a Jounin, I developed this Jutsu to heal myself. Although it requires a lot of chakra, it's very useful in a life and death situation."

"Come on, Yondy. We have little time. Gaara may be running out of excuses to hold the council busy." Hizachi scratched the back of his head while laughing nervously.

"Who are you calling Yondy?" Yondaime raised a fist in front of Hizachi's face.

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In Konoha, in the council's office…

"Anyone that leaves will die…" Gaara distributed glares of doom among the council members, some were already inside sand cocoons while some were trembling in the corner of the room. Seeing that no one even dared to move, Gaara smiled eerily.

"Good." Gaara continued his reign of terror on the council members.

Outside the office…

"Are you sure it's alright to unleash him in that office?" Homura asked Tsunade.

"Believe me, they deserve it." Tsunade smiled.

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Meanwhile, it was Hizachi and Yondaime's turn to fight when the impatient hyperactive Gennin finally stopped them.

"STOP THAT!" Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Riiight…" Neji sighed and stepped forward, "Listen Hizachi, Yondaime-sama, you can continue that later. Right now, we have to get Naruto back into Konoha. Like Hizachi said, we're almost out of time."

"You heard him, gramps. Let's go!" Hizachi grinned and gave Yondaime a thumbs up before poofing away.

"Geez…" Yondaime sighed, "…let's go. We'll head straight towards the office once we get to Konoha."

"I don't think this is going to work." Naruto looked at the ground with a scared face.

"Don't worry Naruto. If they don't let you in, I swear to you that I'll kill them all." Yondaime's face became full of determination, "…I failed to be father since the day you were born. That failure will end today." Yondaime said before disappearing in a yellow flash.

"Father…" Naruto whispered to himself as he stared at where Yondaime went off.

"Come on, Naruto-kun. They're already gone. We won't be able to get you back into Konoha without you." Ino smiled at him before dragging him away towards the village.

"WAIT!" Naruto protested as he was dragged along the forest.

A little later, they arrived at the Gates of Konoha, where as expected, Naruto was stopped.

"You can't go in, Uzumaki Naruto." One of the Chuunins declared.

"Are you sure about that?" Neji landed in front of Naruto, with his Byakuugan activated.

"Y-Yes. I'm sure." The Chuunin stuttered a bit after seeing the nerves on the side of Neji's head.

"What about you? Do you think of the same thing?" Hiashi appeared next to Neji, with his Byakuugan also activated.

"You can go in, but the blond kid stays." The other Chuunin managed to stop himself from stuttering.

"Are you sure we can't change your mind?" Nara father and son appeared from the right side.

"We'll give you five minutes." A giant Choza and Chouji appeared from behind them.

"Or maybe you need to be forced." Inoichi smiled as different evil plots filled his head.

"I think they need some convincing." Hizachi was smiling while cracking his knuckles.

"Y-You won't be able to! I-Intimidation won't work on us!" the third Chuunin said while sweating heavily.

"Are you sure?" the Kyuubi-masked Yondaime asked as he landed in front of them.

"Yes, we are!" the fourth Chuunin took out a kunai.

"You want to fight? Before that, I'll ask you a question. Do you believe in the rumors about the Yellow Flash?" Yondaime asked while hidden beneath his foxy mask.

"Of course! No one fought the Yellow Flash and lived! I bet he'd kill you all if he knew what you're doing!"

"Well…" Yondaime trailed off, "…I'm sorry to disappoint you, but we're not going to die in the hands of the Yellow Flash."

"Why not? He did defeat the Kyuubi. But the demon somehow became this kid." Their Jounin leader said, while glaring at Naruto.

"Well… call my son a demon and you might as well die." Yondaime said as he removed his mask and whispered at the Chuunin, "isn't that right?"

"W-Why is that?" The Chuunin trembled as he rolled his eyes towards the side and caught a glimpse of Yondaime's blue eyes that were glaring at him.

"…that's because I am the Yellow Flash." Yondaime sent chills down the Chuunin's spines before pulling his head away. All the other Chuunins gasped and trembled as they stared at Yondaime."

"As Yondaime Hokage, I am ordering you to let us pass. If you choose to go against this order, I shall introduce you to the Yellow Flash. What do you say?" Yondaime glared at the Jounin leader. All of the guards gulped and nodded in unison.

"Good." Yondaime smiled and offered a hand at Naruto, "Let's go Naruto."

"Right, it's not a pretty sight if you leave Gaara for too long." Naruto shivered as thoughts of minced council members filled his head.

"I know what you're thinking, Naruto… and I know it's ugly." Ino said while chills ran down her spine.

They continued on their path towards the Hokage tower when the remaining ANBU blocked their way.

"By orders of the council of Konohagakure, you are to leave the child with us this instant." The Birdy-masked ANBU chirped… I mean 'said'.

"Shut up, tweety!" Hiashi glared at the ANBU with his activated Byakugan.

"I guess a little exercise could help…" Shikaku stretched his arms, "…you guys are so troublesome."

"That's my line!" Shikamaru instantly protested, pulling his father's pineapple hair.

"OUCH!" Shikaku shouted.

Everybody started laughing at the father and son comedy act. The ANBU sweatdropped and flinched.

"Umm… guys… in case you forgot, we were about to fight." One of the ANBU reminded while putting a hand on Hiashi's shoulder.

"Thanks for reminding me… I nearly forgot that I was going to kill you." Hiashi gave an evil grin at the ANBU.

"Hehehe… umm… you're welcome?" the ANBU's voice squeaked in fear.

"Good…" Hiashi's evil grin became bigger. The ANBU stared cluelessly on Hiashi until chakra filled palms hit him 512 times in the chest. The hits were so powerful that water vapor from the ANBU's back became visible and formed the shockwaves that came out of the ANBU's back. The ANBU coughed out roughly a liter of blood and flew a few meters backwards. The dust cleared up and revealed an unconscious and heavily injured with a chest full of palm prints.

"I think you did too much." Yondaime's eyebrows twitched.

"I guess I did…"

to be continued…

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A/N: Argh! This chapter may be short, but when I'm having a major block, this is considered long. Anyway, it may take a while before I can update again: writer's block, soaring electric bills and summer classes. Like Shikamaru says, "It's troublesome"