A/N: Finally! I made it! After days of blocks, I finally made a new chapter! Weeh! Ahem… let's just go on with the chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Haku would be a girl and gets switched with Sakura… and I won't write fanfics if I owned it!

I also don't own 'Blondaime'. Clarlie thought of it, not me.

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Continued…

Naruto and co. continued their way towards the Hokage tower. Having almost made it to the Hokage tower, a few of them sighed in relief… suddenly, another bunch of ninjas appeared to block their path. This time, a team of elite Jounins comprised of Yuuhi Kurenai, Mitarashi Anko and Hatake Kakashi.

"Yo!" Kakashi lazily raised an arm and waved at Naruto.

"Ero-sensei! Let us through! We have to reach the Hokage tower!" Naruto tried to run past Kakashi, but Kakashi caught him with one arm.

"Whoa… slow down, Naruto." Kakashi said as he put down Naruto and kneeled in front of him, "Did you know that you're not supposed to be here?"

"I know that, Ero-sensei! It's just that this is my home! They can't just kick me out of here!" Naruto nearly yelled at Kakashi.

"Ero-sensei?" Kakashi raised his only visible eyebrow.

"Well, you ARE perverted!" Ino defended Naruto's point.

"What? Not you too, Ino…" Kakashi tried to sound disappointed.

"Why not? You forced me to kiss Naruto!" Ino stomped her feet and nerves bulged on her head.

"Hey… Relax!" Kakashi raised both arms in defeat, "Anyway… are you sure you want to go through?"

"Yes…" Naruto glared at Kakashi.

"Very well…" Kakashi pulled out a kunai, "I won't obey the council's order to stop you at all costs, so instead, our team has to fight your team. You can't get through unless your team wins. Understood?"

"Yes." Naruto pulls out his own kunai and enters battle stance.

"Then it's a two way rumble!" Kakashi gleefully said.

"Wait." Yondaime appeared directly in front of Kakashi, "There's only three of you. I suggest only three of us will fight you."

"Yondaime-sama?" Kurenai and Anko shouted in unison.

"Sensei?" Kakashi's single eye widened, "You're alive?"

"Of course I am, you idiot! Now, three on three. Do you accept?"

"I don't think we want to fight the Yellow Flash…" Kurenai stated before preparing herself.

"Alright. Then I choose who will fight. Shikaku, you take care of Anko. Inoichi, you fight Kakashi… And Hizachi… stop hiding!" Yondy shouted as he punched the air on his left. An 'ouch' followed it and a poof of smoke later, Hizachi appeared next to Yondaime.

"Did you have to hit too hard?" Hizachi rubbed the area where Yondaime gave him a punch.

"Hizachi-kun?" Anko asked with her unusual sweetness towards Hizachi.

"Ummm… A-Anko-chan… Hi!" Hizachi waved.

Just as Anko was about to say something, Kakashi immediately spoke up.

"Alright, sensei. We accept." Kakashi said before facing Hizachi, "Are you ready?"

"Of course I am!" Hizachi did his own Uzumaki-grin.

"Right! While you are fighting…" Yondaime paused to walk towards Naruto and Ino, "… Naruto, go behind Ino."

"What? Why?" Naruto asked while he reluctantly walked behind Ino.

"Now, put your arms around her waist." Yondaime instructed his son.

"What? Why should I do that?" Naruto shouted at Yondaime.

"As your father, you have to obey me. As Hokage, you have to obey me." Yondaime grinned while leaning down towards Naruto and Ino. Ino sighed while Naruto silently cursed Yondaime.

"Oh alright!" Naruto half-heartedly put his arms around Ino, pulling her closer as his arms locked. Naruto's head rested on Ino's shoulder as if it moved automatically. He closed his eyes as he enjoyed Ino's scent. Then, he opened his eyes to see something strange… Ino was blushing and playing with her fingers, much like Hinata's habit.

"Umm… Ino-chan? What's wrong? Are you sick?" Naruto asked Ino as he moved his face closer.

"No… N-Naru-Naruto-kun… You're… You're…" Ino's face became redder.

"What?" Naruto asked as he felt something soft. Unsure of what it was because of her age, he lightly squeezed again, gaining him a soft moan from Ino, "Eh?"

"Naruto-kun…" Ino's face became redder as her fingers moved faster, "…You're… squeezing my breast."

"Eh?" Naruto stared blankly at Ino before realizing what she said, "Whoa! Sorry!"

Naruto was about to pull away from Ino when suddenly, they were lifted off the ground and moved at extremely high speeds. Naruto and Ino looked up and saw a grinning Yondaime.

"Yondaime-sama! Why are you grinning?" Ino asked.

"Yeah, Blondaime. What's up with that freaky grin of yours?" Naruto immediately backed-up Ino's question.

"It's just that you've grown up! You already have a girlfriend… and now, you're all perverted!" Yondaime's grin increased as the Yellow Flash 'flashed' through Konoha.

"What? I'm not perverted! It was an accident!" Naruto shouted.

"Say what you want, but you did what you did." Yondaime's face became serious as he continued to run at Yellow Flash mode.

"Fine, whatever you say, pops." Naruto closed his eyes as his arms wrapped a bit tighter around Ino.

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A bit further away from the Hokage tower…

"Whoa… they ditched us." Choza's jaw dropped as he stared at the trail of dust and smoke that Yondaime left.

"I guess that our work is done. We did provide the intimidation… now it's up to them to settle things with the council." Shikamaru stared off to Yondaime's trail before walking in the opposite direction, "I'm going home."

"Wait, Shikamaru." Kakashi immediately stopped him before he got too far.

"What is it, Kakashi-sensei?" Shikamaru shot a 'troublesome' gaze at Kakashi.

"You can't go yet…" Kakashi shot back with his bored expression.

"Why is that?"

"All the remaining ninjas are currently in a defensive line around the Hokage tower. It may be a stupid thing to do, but they did it. They actually think of Naruto as a threat to Konoha."

"So… you're saying that there's practically an entire army waiting for them?" Hizachi's jaw dropped as he shouted at Kakashi.

"That's exactly what I mean."

"So we need to help them. Yondaime may be fast, but he still needs to get Naruto to the tower." Inoichi cupped his chin.

"That's right…" Hizachi trailed off. He was about to continue when a strong tremor shook the ground.

"What the…" Anko said as she struggled to keep herself balanced on the shaking ground.

"What's wrong?" Kurenai asked as she fell to the ground.

"Byakugan!" Hiashi and Neji activated their Byakugan at the same time.

"Do you see anything, Neji?" Hiashi kept looking around.

"No, I don't…" Neji said as he also looked around.

"I'll try." Hizachi was about to activate his Geneigan when walls of earth shot up, tossing some of them into the air.

"Aaah!"

"Doton: Tsuchi Meikyuu no Jutsu"(Earth Maze Technique) an unidentified person whispered to himself as he stood on top of the Hokage tower while holding a handseal.

Throughout the village, the walls of earth that were slowly rising formed a large maze that covered the entire village. Kurenai got tossed around and fell into one of the passages. Kakashi jumped down next to Kurenai and assisted her to her feet.

"Are you alright?" Kakashi smiled at Kurenai.

"Yes… the fall just hurt a bit." Kurenai rubbed her aching butt, "…can we get out?"

"I guess we could try climbing out." Kakashi said as he focused chakra on his feet and started walking up. He continued walking upward until he hit something hard and he fell back down.

"Eh…? Kakashi? What's wrong? Are you alright?" Kurenai stared down at the whirly-eyed Kakashi.

"Roof… Painful… Ouch… Get me a doctor…" Kakashi said randomly while struggling with the pain of his back.

"You're saying things out of order!" Kurenai smacked Kakashi on the head.

"Ahem…" Kakashi cleared his throat and sat up straight as if nothing happened, "…there's a strong barrier blocking the top. The only way we can get out of this is to find the exit and beat the maker of this maze senseless."

"So… we have to solve this giant maze to get out?" Kurenai sat next to Kakashi.

"Yup…" Kakashi lazily said as he started reading his perverted book.

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Another wall was rising elsewhere. Anko struggled to stay on top of the wall, but the top became extremely slippery to the extent that chakra can't even get a grip. Eventually, she fell and landed on Hizachi, who was already lying on the ground after falling before Anko. As with Hizachi's luck, he once again found his face in-between Anko's breasts. As usual, he turned crimson before talking to Anko.

"Umm… Anko-chan… like I said before, as much as I'm enjoying this, we have much more important things to do" Hizachi said, while trying to fight off an upcoming nosebleed.

"If you are enjoying it, then why are you always trying to get away?" Anko moved down and put her face directly in front of Hizachi's crimson face.

"That's because this always happens at the wrong time!"

"Stop acting, Hizachi-kun! I know you're enjoying it…" Anko winked at Hizachi.

"B-but… A-Anko-chan!... I-I… uhhh…" a few drops of blood emerged from Hizachi's nose.

"Oh… alright, Hizachi-kun. Let's do this some other time." Anko kissed Hizachi on the cheek. Hizachi, on the other hand, turned crimson again, and his eyes turned white and the pupils were gone. Bubbles fizzed out of his mouth and his fingers twitched every now and then.

"Stop that, Hizachi-kun. We still need to get out of this maze…" Anko looked down at the 'fainted' Hizachi.

Hizachi lied motionless on the ground for a few seconds. Anko poked his forehead with her finger for a few times, but there was still no response. She poked a bit harder, but there was no response either. After minutes of agonizing head-poking, frustration caught up with Anko. She rolled up the sleeves of her coat and gave Hizachi a downward punch in the face, with strength equal to half of Tsunade's… in pain-meter, it was powerful. After that, Hizachi shot up and stood straight, with his Geneigan activated.

"Hizachi-kun? Was that too strong?"

"No… it's just right. Anyway, there's a barrier above us so we can't try climbing out…" Hizachi kept staring upward.

"Umm… Hizachi?" Anko walked next to Hizachi.

"Yes?" he faced her, giving her the first glimpse of his Geneigan.

"I just punched you… are you alright? And those eyes… what are those?"

"I'm alright… And these eyes? It's the Geneigan, having the abilities of both the Sharingan and the Byakugan."

"Now that's unusual…" Anko put a finger on her chin.

"Believe me… in a world where a toad reaches 100 feet, nothing is unusual."

"Oh…. Riiight…." Anko's eyes narrowed as she looked at Hizachi.

"Anyway…" Hizachi moved next to Anko, "…let's get out of here… I'm getting this strange feeling that we'll suffer if we don't…" he trailed off as he stared at Shikaku, and the others through his Geneigan.

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Behind the wall at which Hizachi was staring through with his Geneigan, the others weren't as lucky as them. The walls of earth made a room 5 feet in length on each side. Inside the small 'room', the rest of the 'Naruto retrieval party' were stuck, packed like sardines.

"This is sooo troublesome…" Shikamaru stared to anyone who was in front of him.

"Ditto…" Shikaku did the same thing.

"Argh! It's so tight! Everyone, MOVE! I can't breathe!" Choza shouted at the top of his lungs.

"That's because you're fat!" Inoichi shouted at Choza.

"What did you say?" Choza shouted back.

"Sorry…" Chouji whispered, but loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Sorry? For what?" Hiashi asked. After a few seconds, Hiashi smelled something. His eyes became MUCH wider, and his face suddenly became bluish. Neji also smelled it, and was the first one to react.

"WTF? Chouji? Did you fart?" Neji covered his nose as fast as he could. Everyone thought Neji was making things up so they took a deep breath, and with that, a lungful of Akimichi-gas.

"Argh! The horror! The horror!" Shikamaru finally said something other that 'troublesome'

"My nose! It burns!" Hiashi shook his head violently while keeping his nose covered.

"Argh! All this stinky air makes me sooo…" Choza shouted, but as he was about to finish, a loud ripping sound filled the room, followed by a cloud of greenish gas.

"Choza…" Shikaku cracked his knuckles as his eyes flared, "…was that you?"

"Oh shit… that stinks!" Neji's Byakugan activated itself as an effect of the massive inhalation of the Akimichi-gas.

"Uhh… this is too much! Farewell cruel world!" Shikamaru slowly slipped towards the ground.

"Shikamaru! Don't die on me!" Shikaku reached down and immediately pulled up Shikamaru.

"That's it! We're doomed!" Inoichi panicked while covering his nose.

"No we're not! We'll survive!" Hiashi shot a glare at everyone. Their fear of the Hyuuga caused a series of ripping sounds coming from everyone except Hiashi. This made the stink even worse.

"Oh shit…" Neji's eyebrows twitched.

"I take it back! We won't survive! We're all gonna die!" Hiashi shouted, releasing his own gas in the process.

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A bit further into Konoha, the walls of earth also divided Naruto and Yondaime. Naruto ended up with Ino on one side of the wall while Yondaime was on the other.

"Not good… at this rate, we'll never get to Hokage tower…" Yondaime sighed as he formed a spiraling ball of chakra on his right hand.

"RASENGAN!" Yondaime shouted while delivering the Rasengan to the wall.

The Rasengan drilled the wall for 30 seconds. Dust surrounded Yondaime. As the dust settled down, Yondaime clenched his teeth as he stared at the wall. After delivering a Rasengan that lasted for 30 seconds, there was a just a little dent the size of a tennis ball on the wall. A few seconds later, the dent disappeared as if nothing happened.

"Well… that's new…" Yondaime stared at the wall while scratching his head.

To be continued…

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A/N: Well, sorry! That's all I can write for now… I still have a writer's-block hangover… though I don't think that there is such a thing. Anyway, I don't know when the next update will come, but I'm sure that it WILL come. So until then, please review! See you next chapter!