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Setting/ Background Story-
I know we are all still angry ASP for the season finale (if you LL fan, which I am.) So, I decided that I was going to get Luke and Lorelai back together myself. All I had to do was take a plane from California to Connecticut, go to Stars Hollow, kidnap Taylor Doose, and plan an entire town festival myself so Luke could romance Lorelai, thus getting them back to together. See! It was that simple! I surprised someone else didn't think of it first.
I really think that this will get them back together. I mean Luke has tried everything. Flowers, candy, bags of coffee and junk foods, but sadly, nothing worked. Lorelai said that no item could make up for months of neglect.
Now you might be wondering why Lorelai's mad Luke. Well that's simple. In my story that simply never happened. Instead of going to Christopher, she stayed in a room at the Inn like any normal person who owns half an Inn does when they don't want to go home.
Warning: The next few sentences are offensive to Christopher lovers and Balcony Buddies. Actually I suggest that if you are a BB, you should just stop reading this story right now.
But sometime around Lorelai walking away, Chris was in an accident. That night while driving home, Chris suddenly stopped when a deer appeared in the road. Unfortunately, Chris had never watched Mythbusters (The Killer Tissue Box episode) and did not see that you should not put things on the back ledge of the car. He had on the back ledge a Superman bobble head. When he stopped, it hit him in the back of the head and he lost his memory. A man stopped when he saw his car to help him, but he mistook Chris' memory loss and the story about a deadly bobble head and admitted him to a mental hospital. None of his family knows he is there, not that he knows he has family he needs to tell his whereabouts to because of the amnesia.
If you are BB and did not take my advice to stop reading, I would like to inform you that the Chris pashing is over. But I would like to say I was pretty good considering I could have made it a lot worse.
Our story picks up a few weeks after I came to Stars Hollow. I come to the diner regularly, and I have gotten to the point with Luke that he can actually stands me (considering his recent break up.) and we might even be considered friend.
It has also been a three weeks since I kidnapped Taylor Doose. Either no one has noticed, or they have and just really don't care. Well, except for Kirk. He took it pretty hard. At first he was really frantically looking for Taylor, (no one helped, not even the police) but now that he has calmed down, his life is actually better. Since Taylor has been gone, he has more confidence and has hurt himself once. (Well, he has gotten hurt; it just wasn't inflected by himself.) (Poor Kirk. People are cruel.)
Though I think our friendship has something to do with the fact that I kidnapped Taylor and told him about it, I really think it's time for me to tell Luke my plan. Hopefully, he wouldn't kick me out for it.
Phase one: Telling Luke
Location: Luke's Diner- Noon
I walk into the diner fully prepared about what I'm going to say.
"Hi Luke."
Luke looked up from scrubbing the counter.
"Hi Weirdo." (No he's not making fun of me; I just don't want to use my real name.)
After have had a cup of coffee and a muffin, I ask Luke if we can talk.
"Sure. What about? Do you need help retying Taylor again?" he asked, whispering the part about Taylor.
"No, he's fine. I was actually wondering if we could talk in the back or something." The other person in the diner is Kirk, but if he hears what I'm about to say, he'll go tell Mrs. Patty and my plan will be ruined.
"Sure," he's say very skeptical. "I guess."
"Great!" I hop off the stool and follow Luke in the back.
"So, what did you want to about?"
"I'll tell you if you promise not to kick me out."
"No."
"Why?"
"Because if I promise not to kick you out and it's bad, I can't kick you out," he says in a 'duh' voice.
"Fine. Just don't kick me out in the literal sense of the phrase."
"Fine."
"I want to help you."
"With what?" he says like he already know, but daring me to say it.
"I want to help you throw a town festival, planned by me of course, with music as the theme so you can win back Lorelai," I say in the 'duh' voice he used earlier.
"What?" Luke is now extremely confused.
"I want-"
"No I heard what you said, but how will a music festival help me get back Lorelai?"
"Because you can dedicate a song to however you want."
"And that will help Lorelai back?"
"No. But. If we find the right music that shows your feelings about her, and shows that you care even enough to go to a town festival and dedicate a song that's well thought out and planned, not just a spur of the moment thing, she might see that your really willing to give your relationship and she'll at least talk to you. Then you'll tell her your sorry and tell her how you're planning on fixing it this time." I smiled, proud of the stunned reaction I got.
"Wow you really thought about this."
"Not really. It came to me when I was thinking of excuses to kidnap Taylor. I wanted to do a music festival he wouldn't let me and so I kidnapped him. When I started planning it I realized it could be kind of romantic blah blah blah. And poof my plan to help you was born."
"So this is the reason you kidnapped Taylor?"
"No. I did decided to kidnap Taylor when I found out he pronounced music "music." Just thinking about it makes me shudder."
"Your weird."
"Thank you for noticing."
"I just have two problems with this plan."
"Okay. What are they?"
"First, Lorelai said nothing would make up for months of neglect."
"No. She said no item what make up for months of neglect. The festival and song are not an item, but a thing. So, this could actually work, you just have to find the loop hole."
"Okay. And second, I don't know any heart felt music that fits my situation, let alone any heart felt music."
"That's okay. I'll ask a few friends of mine for a couple suggestions and get back to you. Do you know what you want to say to Lorelai?"
"I think so. I just need a little time to prepare."
"That's okay. The festival's in three weeks."
"Okay."
"One last thing."
"What?"
"We have to think of a name for our plan."
"What? Why?"
"'Casue it's more fun that way, now think."
"Ahh, I didn't know, how about 'the plan'."
"And have the town think were up to something? I don't think so."
"Fine. How about…"
"Oh! I got it. The 'TTOoTP'?
"The what?"
"The TTOoTP. 'The Total Opposite of Taylor's Plan.' You know, the time he tried to break you two up at the town meeting."
"How did you-"
"Mrs. Patty."
"Oh. I should have guessed."
"Yeah. Alright, well, I got to go. See you later."
"Bye. Oh and Weirdo."
"Yeah?"
"Thanks."
"You're welcome," I said sliming and left.
I'll update as fast as I can. Either the next chapter or the one after that the festival will start and it will have music lyrics in it. And once the festival starts it will no longer be my POV, but will switch back and forth between Luke and Lorelai. Please click on Bob and submit a song or review.
