I have. Absolutely. No clue where this came from. o--o;

It has no point, just for laughs. Uh. So. Yeah.

Disclaimer: If you honestly believe I own any of the mentioned below, you need to take a few steps back in your life and find out how hard your parents dropped you on your head. .---.'

Summary: A mockery of almost everything I've seen on fanfiction, even the well written stuff and the stuff that makes fun of other things.Wow...I'm weird.

The T rating will be clear. I don't think its enough for M...


"Ho hum hum," Beast Boy said happily, using his new powers of just morphing his arms into a bird's wing to fly into Titans tower.

"Beast Boy!" Raven exclaimed, glomping him, completely ignoring the fact that her powers were destroying everything in sight.

"Hey Raven! Hey, wanna go proclaim our love for each other followed by an intense, badly written make out scene where the author gives us some crackpot reason why nothing is blowing up?"

"Yes, Beast Boy, yes! And while we're at it, I can think of all the reasons I why think you're so sexy! With your sudden growth spurt and new maturity, I can't keep my hands off you!"

Beast Boy gave Raven a high five and scooped her up bridal style, carrying her to the dark deep depths of their T shaped Tower that Cyborg's father had built because he felt guilty about Cyborg becoming a Cyborg after the accident that killed his mother and destroyed most of Victor Stone's body with no light and just shadows so no one could see the possibly illegal illicit context and many, many unneeded descriptive adjectives that describe things.

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"…And so Starfire, that is why if we spend fifteen extra seconds before attacking and listening my corny puns, those poor, poor kittens can be spared," Robin concluded, puffing up his very manly but very scrawny chest.

"Oh, Robin! Your speech has given me much, much insight! In fact, I think I will now speak in perfect English!"

In her mind, Starfire was laughing evilly. 'You idiotic morons! I always could speak perfect English, its just way more fun to act stupid and have Robin explain everything to me! I mean, my sister spoke it perfectly, why did you think I couldn't have? Not to mention that whole innocent-I've-never-done-anything-wrong image that comes along with it! Suckers! Kiss my perfectly rounded alien ass, bitches!'

Robin sighed dreamily, lost in his own thoughts where he and Starfire, dressed as aubergines, frolicking in a field of sunshine daisies with Tidily-Wink the Pony IV and his magical waffle friends.

And now…a flashback.

"Robin…what is an aubergine?" Starfire asked, watching Robin struggle to catch a butterfly.

"Well Starfire, just think about eggplant in English," Robin told her, momentarily pausing from his butterfly catching.

"I thought eggplant was English for eggplant!" Starfire exclaimed. She gasped, realizing Robin's trickery. "You made it up, didn't you!"

"No, Starfire! I wouldn't have had the time, because I was too busy making out with Rave—err, never mind," Robin quickly trailed off.

Starfire blinked, holding Silky, who seemingly came from no where, close. "What?" She asked with big eyes, her lip quivering.

"Well, when all else fails, just think back to pokemon, Star! Remember the time…'Quick! Dance like an eggplant!'?"

"Of course, Robin! How could I have been so stupid! I had forgotten that on your planet, television determines your thoughts, actions, and decisions!"

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Heh, glad we went with the fake flashback, eh Katie? I mean, the real way we came up with aubergines…

Suddenly, the screen begins to fade into another memory, this one far more realistic.

A voice calls from the fading screen, "D'oh!"

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"Quick, Katie! Since Jess isn't around and I know she'll be mad at me if I don't put her in, what was something you'd never, ever, ever dress up like?" Sarah, AKA the author exclaimed, tapping and rubbing her chin maliciously.

"Hmm…I'm not sure," Katie, AKA RoseMage replied, putting her hands on her hips. "Silky, perhaps?"

"Would you laugh reverberatingly if you saw someone in a Silky costume, or just maim them until they told you where they got the guise?"

Katie sighed, scratching her scalp. "You're right, you're right. You're always right, Sarah. What did I do to deserve a friend like you?"

Sarah beamed, now waiting for the chibi version of herself to come onto screen and do a little dance number.

"What about…I've got it! Aubergines!" Katie cried out, magically summoning a light bulb above her head with her Mary Sue-ish powers.

"Perfect! I love it! Wonderful, dah-ling, you never fail to amaze me!"

"You have no idea what an aubergine is, do you?" Katie cocked an eyebrow.

"No…" Sarah grinned sheepishly. She gave a small gasp, a new idea forming in her head. "You…you made it up, didn't you!" She pointed accusingly.

Katie gasped, throwing her hand over her heart dramatically. "I would never! Just think eggplant in English!"

"But wait! I thought eggplant was eggplant in English!" Sarah replied, now confused more than ever. "Duck! Here comes Tidily-Wink!"

The two friends immediately dropped to the ground, hands over their necks for protection as the magical pony galloped in the air above them.

"I was just reminded of a pokemon episode… 'Quick, dance like an eggplant!'"

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And now we rejoin two of our titans, Starfire and Robin.

"Robin, you amaze me. I love you, I truly, truly do. I know that one day, as the angry shippers have told me, you will leave me for some lady with a bat in front of her name, but I will never stop loving you. No matter how many fan boys with no life try to draw my physique with anatomy perfect to the male species, I am yours for the taking!

"Please…may I just see your eyes?"

"I'm not sure Starfire…your virgin eyes might not be able to withstand it."

"Robin, I have underwent many angst filled fan fictions and still, somehow, am the same, naïve girl who doesn't give a monkey his uncle. I have even been taken out of stories many, many times in our comic series because no one seems to care about me except for those perverted comic artists and writers, I can handle it. As well, I have even endured the constant bashing from those who desire you to fall in love with people you have never before met. Their names are too strange, Robin! I cannot take the skylarks and mystiques any longer without seeing your eyes!"

"Very well…Starfire," Robin agreed as she pulled down the mask. As she did so, she leaned over him and he couldn't help but take a peek down…ahem. Let's just move on, shall we?

She was amazed at what she saw, for his eyes were the perfect mixture of red, green, blue, purple, magenta, mommy and daddy tattooed (A/N: Umm…yeah, this was Katie's suggestion and I don't get it, but I think I might be in a world of hurt if I don't put it in.), orange, and many, many colors normally not visible to the human eye.

Starfire fell over in shock at the blinding light of his eyes.

"You see, Star, I hide my eyes not only because it makes me look mysterious and undeniably sexy, but because the government would try and use my eyes as headlights!" Robin exclaimed, jumping into Starfire's lap as she comforted him.

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"I love you, Starfire!" Robin said, happily, toying with her hair.

"Oh, dearest Robin, I love you too! Oneoneone!"

Robin blinked blankly. "…Why did you just say oneoneone?"

"I am not quoting the number of the strip joint on Tamaran!" Starfire quickly screamed, dropping Robin from her lap.

He fell the ground, and the tears started to fall. Anxiously, Starfire leaned down to him and wiped his tears away from his eyes. "Oh, I am sorry Robin! Perhaps we can do your favorite hobby, the catching of flies made of butter?"

Robin lit up like a dance floor in the seventies. Grabbing Starfire's hand, he made a mad dash for the door.

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In his room, Cyborg was typing away furiously at the keyboard, punching in numbers, letters, and who knows what. He paused as his eyes scanned over a website curiously…fan fiction.

The words dripped with an eerie beckon, calling to him. Unable to contain himself, Cyborg entered the site. But even Cyborg's mechanical eye could not help rolling back into his head as he read a piece of work.

When Cyborg regained consciousness, he reread the writing one last time. This time, instead of fainting, he laughed evilly, stroking Silky as though he was Mr. Bigglesworth. He laughed again, bringing a pinky to his mouth. Where Silky came from, he wasn't sure. Silky was a mysterious being, with a secretive past and a possible power of teleportation. How else would he be able to show up on their adventures out of no where?

"This is perfect, absolutely perfect!" Cyborg sang to the heavens.

At that moment, a short girl in her earlier teens popped her head in through Cyborg's door. "Err, Cyborg, this scene isn't for a few minutes, so if you could just—"

"Shh!" Cyborg hushed.

"But—"

"Shh!"

"Bu—"

"Shh!"

"B—"

"Cy—"

"SHH, SHHHH, SHHHHHHH!" Cyborg hushed for the last time, pressing a button so the door closed in the girls face.

"I need to share this with the world! Oh, man, Beast Boy is going to furious! So many people killed of Terra! And not to mention all those love affairs he's had with those OC's and titans that no one suspected for a second!" Cyborg shot up out of his chair, knocking Silky from his lap.

Clapping his hands together excitedly as he waited for the story to print out, Cyborg immediately darted into the dark deep depths of their T shaped Tower that Cyborg's father had built because he felt guilty about Cyborg becoming a Cyborg after the accident that killed his mother and destroyed most of Victor Stone's body with no light and just shadows so no one could see the possibly illegal illicit context and many, many unneeded descriptive adjectives that describe things.

As he reached the dark deep depths of their T shaped Tower that Cyborg's father had built because he felt guilty about Cyborg becoming a Cyborg after the accident that killed his mother and destroyed most of Victor Stone's body with no light and just shadows so no one could see the possibly illegal illicit context and many, many unneeded descriptive adjectives that describe things, however, he stopped dead in his tracks as Beast Boy and Raven moaned out their love confessions.

"Err…you know, I'll just come back later…"

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"Okay…well, if Beast Boy couldn't hear it, Robin still can, and he's gonna be P.O-ed! Wait till he finds out that he was raped by Slade…and ultimately realized the true gay inside him!" Cyborg merrily said, skipping down the hallway.

But when he reached the main room where he had last seen Starfire and Robin, there was no one there. Cyborg put his hands on his hips as he tapped his finger to his chin.

Bored, he threw the paper aside. "Eh, this is old. I think I'll go meet with one of my many potential girlfriends and rant on and on about how awesome my car is."

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Beast Boy hugged his knees to his body, chin rested on top. He stole a glance at Raven, who was in her own little world. "So…what now?"

Raven sighed, now awoken from her daydream. "I dunno, Beast Boy. I could yell at you and tell you how stupid you are, filled with innuendos?"

"Nah, we did that last week. Want to go to some club scene where you pout and it ends up in me making out with you on the dance floor as I try to teach you to groove?"

"Too last month," Raven objected, blowing a strand of hair out of her face. "How about we act out some scenes from Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers like those movies that make fun of other movies do?"

"Bor-ing," Beast Boy said dully. "Wanna just make out?"

Raven sighed, twirling a stand of violet hair on her finger. "Yeah, okay."

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"Robin, I did not know you could be so gay!" Starfire called as they pranced around in the field, swooping playfully at the butterflies.

Robin stopped his ballerina formation. "How did you know what that term meant, Star? You're supposed to be naïve, remember?"

"Umm…" As a distraction to Robin, she pointed past his shoulder and behind him. "Look, Robin! It's a Pipevine Swallowtail!"

Robin's suspicious thoughts immediately were lost. "Where?"

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"…And so Jinx, Bumblebee, and the T-Car, that is why I am obviously the best titan. Yes, feel free to bask in my ambiance."

"Oh, Cyborg," Jinx cooed, "I think you're the best thing that's ever happened to me! And to think I almost dated Kid Flash instead of you!"

"No Sparky, I think you're the best!" Bee persisted. "I'm the one who has a nickname for him, after all!"

"You live in a tower full of boys, bitch! You can't be trusted!" Jinx screamed, diving at Bee with a battle cry.

"Everyone knows Speedy and Aqualad are gay, foo'!" She shouted back, tearing at the girl's hair.

The rolled over in a circle so Bee was now on top. "And besides, you live with FIVE guys!"

The screaming and fighting continued, while Cyborg and the T-Car watched from their place of comfort. Getting annoyed, the T-Car stepped—err, drove forward. "Stop this incessant fighting! It is obvious I am the one Cyborg loves best!"

"Hey, whoa, whoa wait!" Cyborg exclaimed. The two girls and the car stopped in mid fight. Bee was preparing herself to lunge at the T-Car, Jinx was clawing at Bee's face, and the T-Car looked ready to run Jinx over.

"Just…watch the paint job, okay?" The girls and car nodded, for it seemed manageable. Cyborg slinked back into his throne and waved a hand nonchalantly. "Carry on."

The girls hadn't moved an inch before another voice called out. "But wait! It is I, Mary Sue, the unforgettable OC! Surely you cannot have forgotten that I love Cyborg the most!"

Cyborg frowned. "But I've never met you."

The girl, a slender but curvy female with everything completely flawless about her, and bright blue eyes and radiant blond hair, shrugged. "Yeah, but Starfire got paired with Robin, Beast Boy with Raven, so that leaves me with you."

Cyborg pondered it for a moment, scratching his chin. "Yeah, okay."

The girl placed her hands on her hips triumphantly. "You cannot hope to defeat me! With my knowledge of almost every language known to man and alien, powers of flight, super speed, energy beams, telekinesis, empathy, super strength, shape shifting, geomancing, the control over fire, and the rest of the elements, AND my ability to withstand temperatures of over 300 degrees and under -50 degrees, not to mention my teleportation skills and extremely angsty and dramatic past that I will take a long, steady time to explain once this is done and the readers will get to know more about me!"

Everyone, Cyborg included, stared blankly. Then they totally went OMGZ WIERD!And O----O;;;;;'''''! LAWLZ! JASON MRAZ DRESSES LIKE A GANSTAR ! onetwenty!

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"I don't understand, Beast Boy! I shouldn't be in love with you, not at all. I should find you annoying, ignorant, stupid, unintelligent, dangerously sexy, but I shouldn't love you! I need to consult my many emotions in the mind that people always refer to as Nevermore!"

"Alright Raven, you do that. I'll just wait here and entertain myself with some of these printouts I found in the living room," Beast Boy replied casually, picking up the papers that Cyborg had discarded. 'And then, when you're not looking, I'll jump in after you!'

Raven nodded and ran to her room, reappearing moments later with the antique mirror in hand. She plugged her nose and dove into the mirror without another word.

He waved as she jumped, deciding to wait a few minutes before following her in. Choosing now to finally look at the papers, Beast Boy paled considerably before he blacked out.

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Robin sighed happily and plopped into the field, making a field-angel. "Isn't this great, Starfire?"

"Oh Robin! I can't take this sexual tension for much longer! I think we need another adventure where we face dangerous peril and our lives are endangered before it's gone," Starfire exclaimed.

Robin sat up, looking at Starfire curiously. "Hmm…what does the author think we should do?"

Sarah sighed, pulling out a notebook and taking a seat next to Starfire. "I could do something roughly based off your 'Stranded' episode, but that's been fairly used."

Starfire exchanged glances and nodded in agreement.

"Actually, Star, you've already confessed your love to him so really, there shouldn't be any sexual tension," Sarah tapped the pencil to her forehead.

Starfire shot her an evil look, eyes aglow.

"On second thought, a romantic story roughly based off a movie, if not more, sounds great!" She quickly replied, hands shot up defensively.

The alien calmed, smiling sweetly.

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Cyborg, having watched the three girls and the car battle it out for almost an hour now, was growing very bored with himself.

He drummed his fingers on his throne seat, sighing as Mary Sue made another kung fu-kick-jab move at Jinx's head. Jinx was no match for Mary Sue's awesome kung fu abilities, and was quickly knocked unconscious.

The T-Car and Bumblebee paused momentarily from their fight, looking at Mary Sue curiously. The T-Car, using the psychic powers no one knew it had, told Bumblebee her plan.

'Mary Sue is too strong to take on one on one. We should gang up on her and take her down before she over powers us both,' the T-Car thought telepathically, which really isn't logically correct.

Bee nodded, whipping a strand of dark hair that had fallen into her face out of the way. Getting up from the ground, she walked towards Mary Sue with her back somewhat hunched over, her fingers coming back and forth to signal for Mary Sue to come closer.

The T-Car, on the other hand, whirred its engines and popped a wheelie.

Cyborg sighed again; he'd just video tape it and watch it later. He wished he hadn't left those fan fiction stories back at their T shaped Tower that Cyborg's father had built because he felt guilty about Cyborg becoming a Cyborg after the accident that killed his mother and destroyed most of Victor Stone's body.

Cyborg's eyes shot open with realization. The stories! He'd left them on the floor for all to see!


Um...yes. This is the mockery story I'm trying to pass off. Pathetic, no?

I'm actually going to write another chapter. Next chapter: Beast Boy reads the fictions! And possibly goes into Raven's mind. I'm not sure.

MWUHAHAHHHAHAHAH -wheezecoughfalloverdiedramatically-

I could care less if you reviewed, since I'm doing this soley for my own amusement. Major shout outs to Katie for giving me some ideas for this story!

But if you do review, I'll be happy and my ego will be stroked. Does that sound wrong? Because, you know...