Not as long as chapter 1, but oh well. So in this chapter, BB reads some of the fanfictions! And then he goes to Nevermore.
Not much else, but read on, my faithfuls! Read on, I say! Tally ho!
Meanwhile, in the T shaped tower that Cyborg's father…oh, screw this.
When Beast Boy regained consciousness, he found himself on the floor of the living room with Raven's mirror in one hand a small pile of papers in the other.
He quickly put the mirror aside; he could follow Raven some other time. "What the hell…?" he breathed, reading a few of the stories.
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Yay for you, we fade into story sequence…
"Beast Boy! Beast Boy, where are you?" Raven called around looking because she didn't know where Beast Boy was. "I'm over here, crying an' morning ovur Terra!" He replied sadly. "its okay, BB! I no I usually call you stupid an' stuff, but really I love you!" Beast Boy looked up. "Realy?" "Of course, BB! Don't my innerendos mean anything to you?" Raven stops comforting and starts to cry. "I'm sorry Raven!" She looked up, feeling better now. "Thanks." "Sure! Doyouwannagooutwithme?" he breathed, smiling. She looked happier then ever. "I love you!" "I love you too!" They flew into the sunset with BB as a bird to live happily ever after.
The End.
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Beast Boy blinked at the writing. In all his days of reading comics where overzealous artists draw the women with breasts as large as their heads and buts that seemed to expand and withdraw, this was the worst piece of crap he'd ever seen.
Quickly throwing the paper aside, he moved onto the next printout. It was titled…
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» Teen Titans » Feelings
Author: Silhouetted Person Standing In the Shadows x58
Fiction Rated: M – English – Romance/Angst – Reviews: 304 - Published: …eh. Who cares? We all know this fake anyway.
Summary: Robin thinks he might have feelings 4 Slade! I suck at summarys but plz come anyway! R&R!
Robin sat in his chair, currently thinking about Slade. He'd been doing that a lot and his teammates were worried.
He just had want for everything work out and to capture Slade, was it so bad? But what was worse…Robin thought he might have feelings for him!
Slade had certainly showed feelings for him when he'd been his apprentice…
"Apprentice, come. I have a pair of handcuffs I want you to test out for me…"
"Apprentice, come. Tell me, do you prefer fuchsia or lime for a baby room?"
"Apprentice, come. What are you views on Michael Jackson? I, personally, don't think he's that bad of a person. Child molestation is a very sensitive subject…"
"Apprentice, come. Does this outfit make me look fat? Be honest now…"
Robin sighed and ran a hand through his hair. Slade was really misunderstood and no one understood him, especially not the author…I mean Robin.
Suddenly, from the shadows came a mysterious but devilishly enticing voice. "Apprentice, come. I have a secret to tell you about my whereabouts."
Robin blinked furiously because he was confused. "But Slade, I'm not your apprentice anymore and you're standing right over there to my left! I know everything about your whereabouts!"
From the shadows that he couldn't see from before, Slade's eye looked around nervously. "Err…yes; well…I have some candy…"
"Candy!"
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Beast Boy blinked again, holding the paper away at arms length. He picked up another one, even though he had a bad feeling about it.
» Teen Titans » and then their was five
Author: Giddy Giggling Girls on Crack
Fiction Rated: T – English – Romance/Drama – Reviews: 67 - Published: …
Summary: the titans aren't the titans ne mr, and there just high school kids! what happens when they all meet? Plz it's a bad summary but R&R!
"Richard or would you rather be called Robin? Come on, youll be late for school!" Richard smiled at his mom and grabbed his backpack before hurrying out the door
"So Kori if anyone asks you about yourself just act really perky and give thought bubbles to show the angst, ok?" Starfire or Kori's dad patted her on the back as she ran towards the bus stop.
"GAR YOU IDIOT GET UP!" Gar's nanny called from below. He woke up and run down the stares not eating breakfast.
"Raven!" her father yelled from. Raven shot out of bed and hurriedly hurried down the stairs,she didn't want to see herfather or anything like that because he has a very foreboding manner even though the author doesn't know what it means, but she really does.
Victor didn't need anyone to wake him up because he loved school so much and was good at everything he tried and was initially the Gary Stu like character of the bunch because he was good at school and really popular because he was on the football team and everyone liked him.
Raven hurried to the bus and sat down next to Gar. He looked at her and said, "hello"
She gave him a bad look and looked away. 'O DAMN SHE'S A FINE MUTHA—'
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Beast Boy quickly ripped the paper in half, not being able to stand anymore of it.
He sighed, not daring to pick up another story. Eying the mirror that lay next to him, he gave a shrug. 'Eh, why not?'
Before he could, however, something caught his eye. It was about something he'd been fighting most of his life, and had only later just defeated. He needed to go visit the Gotham Penitentiary and show this to the Brotherhood sometime soon.
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» Teen Titans » Hard Knock Life
Author: Muscular Macho and Modest
Fiction Rated: T – English – Romance – Reviews: 8 - Published: …
Summary: What went down, yo, in da Brain's hideout when he captured the Doom Patrol, dawg!
"You're going down, Brain!" Mento shouted, hitting hard into the restraints of the bubble-like material.
"On the contrary," The Brain said in his robotic way of speaking. "It is you, who is being brought down. I am going to bring you down so hard, I will female dog slap you all the way back to China." He then let out a series of whirs and buzzing noises, which probably meant he was laughing.
Negative Man looked up in his bubble. "Did he really just try to diss you, Mento?"
ElastiGirl sighed and slapped her forehead dramatically. "Honestly, Brain. For someone with such a mind as yours, you'd think you could come up with something better then that."
The Brain sounded distressed, "Silence! I speak many languages, but Ebonics is not one of them!"
Negative Man rolled his eyes. "Ebonics isn't a langua—"
"Quiet! Do you want Monsieur Mallah to butt rape you again?"
He sighed, "No…"
"That is what I was thinking. Now, you will listen to my 'disses', as you call them!" The Brain cried. "Madame Rouge, if you will."
The villainess appeared up the brain, setting up a music stand that looked like it was made for a very small child. In front of it, was a large book.
"Yo, yo, yo, homies. I am going to kick your mother fucking ass, n-----. (A/N: Eh heh…I bleeped it out, just in case…) You dig, word?"
The three Doom Patrol members stared blankly as the Brain continued.
"Fershizzle my nizzle, fo' sho'. B-I-N-G-O, dawg," The Brain said through his monotonous voice.
Even Madame Rouge began to look disgusted. At that moment, a spotlight flickered above the Brain and the rest of the room darkened. From the shadows, music began to play.
"It's a hard knock life, for me. Instead of world domination, I get jailed!
"Instead of killing you, you escape!"
The rest of the Brotherhood of Evil began to dance in formation.
"It's a hard knock life!" They all sang in unison.
"Put all this work into our schemes, and they get destroyed!" Madame Rouge sang; tap dancing as she did so.
"'Steada ransom, we get beaten!" Monsieur Mallah added.
"No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy! No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink! No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy, only if you're trying to take over the world!" General Immortus hummed.
"For Christmas, all we get is coal!" Some of the minion robots chorused.
"No one cares about your feelings, when you're a villain!" the Brain furthered.
"IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!" They finished, getting on their knees and waving their hands with spirit fingers.
The group quickly ushered themselves away, save for the Brain's usual crew. "Now, where was I?"
"You were about to let us go," Negative Man said in a bored voice.
"You fool! Do you think I would have let you go just like that? I am not that stupid. As I was saying—" The Brain paused, clearing his throat. "And so, homie G-dogs, I am your master, yo. G-UNIT! I am also your bitc—HEY!"
Negative Man snickered. The Brain's helmet fizzed with the green bubbles and water. "Very well, Negative Man. You know your punishment; Mallah, if you will."
The gorilla rubbed his hands together happily, "Oh jolly day, master!"
Before the gorilla could make his move, however, the wall crashed open to reveal the Titans and Robotman.
Monsieur Mallah sighed, arms dropping to his side sadly.
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Beast Boy laughed openly, reaching for another sheet when…that dreaded raven-shadow-claw-thingy jumped out of the mirror and grabbed hold; tight.
He didn't even have time to scream, for he was soon pulled down and through that familiar black vortex.
When Beast Boy came to, he saw a dark green-cloaked Raven tapping her foot impatiently. "You jerk! You were supposed to come in right after Raven! Now, because you had to read those stupid stories, the plotline is all screwed up! I'm going to have to take you ALL the way to Happy's reign, and you'll have to start all over! Ugh!"
He blinked impassively as Raven made a vortex to the left of her. Without giving him a moment's protest, she grabbed the ends of his uniform and pulled him into the black hole.
As he stepped out, he immediately recognized his surroundings. Yellow skies…floating strawberries…pink mountains…yup, he was in gay's-ville.
Bravery gave an angry snort. "You see what I had to do! All that work because just had to read!"
"But you—"
"BEAST BOY!" A pink-cloaked Raven dived towards him maliciously, mouth wide somewhat evilly.
He stepped out of the way just in time; she landed on the floor. She started laughing.
Through laughter, it was obvious she was trying to say something, "You…jerk! Hahaha, I wish I could stop being so mother fucking happy all the time! Hahaha, fuck you! Hehehe," She paused, and snorted, slapping her knee. She looked up at him with malevolent eyes. "Goddamn!"
Bravery rolled her eyes and phased out. "What now?" Beast Boy asked.
Happy finally stopped laughing hard enough to get a few solid words in. "You're so funny! No, you're not, but I'm a stereotype of some stupid, goddamned fucking school girl so I have to think everything is so fucking funny!"
He blinked.
She cracked up again, cursing through laughter. "You're supposed to converse with every single one of Raven's emotions until you meet up that fucking mysterious purple bitch and you make out passionately! Then Raven gives you some fucked up reason why she loves you and you make out with her, instead! You player, fuck you!"
He blinked again; harder.
"Oh shut up!"
"I didn't-"
"I said shut the fuck up!"
"But I didn't-"
"Just go talk to Rude, Crass, Sloth, or whatever you decided to call that bitch," She snorted, walking away giggling.
"Okay…"
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As Beast Boy stepped through the vortex, he was welcomed at once by an orange-cloaked Raven. She greeted him with a loud belch.
"Who are you?" He asked, even though we all know he knew the answer.
She shrugged nonchalantly. "I have many names; Jerk, Slob, Good-for-Nothing, Crass, Rude, Annoyance, Sloth, Lazy, Idle—"
"Okay, okay! I get it!"
She burped again and walked away.
"Aren't you going to tell me something important or ask me how Happy was?"
"That would go against who I am. I would, but…no, I probably wouldn't."
"Is she always so…"
"Scary? Yeah," the orange-Raven-with-many-names scratched the inside of her ear, flicking the wax onto the ground.
Beast Boy stopped for a moment, looking around for a portal. When he looked up again, she was gone. He began to walk around, searching, when he tripped over something. He looked down to see orange-Raven-with-many-names lying on the ground, sound asleep.
He scratched his head. "Well that was fulfilling."
Spotting the portal, he made a quick dash for it. As he stepped through, it was none other than…
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BU--, eh, no I'm bored with that.
Okay, you wanna know who it is, review! I know I'll post it anyway, if you don't, but I'll post it FASTER if you do.
HEHEHE. Okay. Nothing more.
Except this, a word to the wise, thou shall not flame, thou shall not make thy feel inferior, thou shall stroke thy ego, and thou shall review, or face thy torture among death by burning at the stake, stoning (in more ways than one, my dear friends...), slow acting poison, take your pick.
