Oh my god, it has been so long since I've looked at this. I kind of have to say, I think my writing has improved since I started this. I'm disgusted at the increativity at the past chapters, and if I have time, I'll rewrite them.

I am poking and proding and laughing at everything today; spastic mood. God, these are so fun to write!

Disclaimer: Please, girfriend. Uh huh. -snaps fingers-


Spotting the portal, he made a quick dash for it. As he stepped through, it was none other than…

…Your mother. Seriously, she jumped into the story and told you to get off Fan Fiction and go do your homework or else you'd be grounded.

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Biding your mother goodbye, Beast Boy continued on with his travels. The next portal was broody and depressing, filled with the reverberating sounds of Evanescence and a bit of Within Temptation. It was without a doubt to Beast Boy that he was in a Goth café.

Wait, no, that's not right.

…It was without a doubt that Beast Boy was in the land of Timid. (Much better)

The crouched over version of Raven looked up at Beast Boy with wide eyes and trembled. "Oh Beast Boy, I'm so scared."

Being the nurturing soul he was, he comforted her instantly. "Why?" He asked.

"I am afraid you will not like me or some other reason unexplainable until the very end of the story, probably including an OC and a dark, deep past of the gorgeous but mysterious person, somehow related to me," Timid replied in one breath, sighing. "I'd cut myself out of pain, but either a) that's Self-Loathing's job, or b) I'm too scared. I'm a wimp Beast Boy, that's why."

"You're right," Beast Boy agreed. Timid burst into tears as he walked away. "Well, see you later!"

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Raven, miles away sat in her own personal region, was deep in thought. Yes, Raven was musing and mulling, and many other big words to describe thinking. What was not on her mind was Beast Boy, why she hides under a cloak, the reasons she has so much sexual tension with him, why she flirts with him and is cruel purposely, or the true nature behind Baskin Robin's 31 flavors that Starfire was alarmed to find out was not a form of intercourse.

No, that wasn't on her mind at all

One eye peeped open, looking around the barren landscape. "Where the hell is Beast Boy?"

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Meanwhile, Starfire and Robin were having their own fun. "Star, tell me again why I'm a normal human being and the world seems to know my real name? And why I'm either not wearing a mask or I'm wearing dark sunglasses that, in retrospect, would be really uncomfortable to wear all the time?" Robin asked, whining as he pulled on the clothes.

"Because!" Starfire screamed. Were she not currently AU-ified, her eyes would've started glowing and starbolts would've flickered around her palms. She sent Robin to the other side of the school campus, saddled her backpack on her shoulders, and entered her first period classroom.

The teacher had white hair and a black eye patch over an eye, staring out in the distance with a mysterious and threatening aura. "Slade?" Starfire asked, astonished.

Slade put a finger to his lips. "My true nature has not yet been revealed! I am Mr. Wilson, insolent fool!"

Starfire, now dubbed Kori, (or Kory or Cory, you pick) nodded her head and stood next to a seat. "Good morning, friends!" She exclaimed to the world. "I am new here, hailing from an Eastern-European country. Sometimes, my wonderful but evil sister comes and makes a pact with a bitchy girl named Kitten and, if the writer is a BB/Rae shipper, Terra too!"

"…That wasn't really necessary, Kori," Mr. Wilson said.

"The plot thickens!" Kori shouted, raising an arm and pointing at the ceiling as she sunk into her seat.

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Cyborg sighed. This was completely and utterly boring. I mean there had to be a limit on how many times Mary-Sue could come back from the dead! "I have nothing to do," he wailed.

The authoress crouched beside Cyborg on his meaty throne, notebook in hand. "I could just kill you off, since no one likes you," she offered.

"Couldn't I just disappear into hiding?"

"I guess."

Cyborg nodded his head eagerly, his fists closed and shaking in joy. Happily, he exclaimed, "Deal!"

---

Beast Boy hummed to himself a bit as he walked along; screw that maze! He'd taken a shortcut through Bravery's territory and was currently…lost. Damn.

Suddenly, a blonde head of hair poked its head around a tree. "Terra?" Beast Boy asked. He was unsure whether the LSD had kicked in or not, but signs pointed to yes.

"Yes Beast Boy, it is me, Terra! I have risen from my stone encasing! Come, let's run into the sunset!"

"But—"

"Quick! Before the out of character-ness consumes me and I turn into a prom-queen bitch!"

"But Terra, you don't remember me. Do the words Things Change ring any bells?"

"Oh…" She coughed nervously, looking around. "Well…"

"Besides…what are you doing in Raven's mind?"

Terra's eyes flickered to and fro, slowly inching away before turning on her heel and running away.

"…" Gears started to churn…

"…" Slowly, but surely, as he watched her spindly legs pound the ground…

Bing! "…Terra, wait! You do remember! You lying hoe bag! Oh my god, the angst and drama devours!"

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"Damn it! Where's that stone, spell, and or ring that's supposed to let me feel!"

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"Excuse me—oof!" Kori said, trying to get past a boy in the hallway.

"Sorry!" He lent down, offering Kori a hand up. She slapped it away.

"Ro—Richard, that's not in the script! You are a spoiled rich orphan living with his wealthy uncle and have no friends and are heartless and slowly we will form a bond!" She exclaimed.

"What! I don't want to—"

"Do it!"

"…Watch where you're going, nerd," he grumbled, reading off a thick white script.

"I need to find sanctuary and somehow meet Raven! Wah!"

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Jinx, the T-Car, Bee, and Mary-Sue all ceased fight, noticing their king had disappeared.

"Well this sucks," Jinx pouted.

"Let's go bond over Smallville episodes and a tub of ice cream!" Bee suggested.

"Why would you do that, when…" A voice said from the background, "…Gary Stu(d) is here!"

"He's gorgeous!" Someone exclaimed.

"He's mine!"

"Mine!"

…Lets just move on.

---

When Cyborg woke, he was surrounded by dinosaurs. Hungry looking dinosaurs. Yippee.

It was without a doubt Cyborg was in Jurassic Park.

Wait, no, that's not right.

…It was without a doubt Cyborg was in wherever the hell Kole lives. (Much better)

But since no one likes Cyborg and he always ends up being dead, we'll just leave him and Kole to flirt some more.

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"I am sick of waiting, Beast Boy, where the hell—oh."

Beast Boy turned around, releasing the purple-cloaked Raven as he eyed the real Raven behind him. "Wait…who…shit, not again!"

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Kori continued down the hall, vaguely listening to a handsome boy with piercing blue eyes and pale hair calling out, "Raven, oh sweet Raven! Where are you, Raven? I want to rape you!"

She turned, still smiling. "Malchior—"

"Michael or Malcolm, please," he interjected.

"Michael, Raven's not in this AU. She's in the next story over, sorry."

"…Fuck you! I'm gonna go find some other powerful yet confused and easily manipulated girl! Hmm…where did Terra go?"

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Cyborg's eyes flickered from each dinosaur, blasting one with a sonic beam. Where were Kole and Gudark! Glark… Gumark…

He dove a chomp, giving a total matrix bullet dive.

(Like I said, no one likes Cyborg, I just gave him a little part because I wanted a space filler.)

…But then Cyborg remembered he was a pimp and with a new rage, angry he might not get his money and what he came for, he destroyed all the dinosaurs and went to find Kole.

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"Sorry about that, Raven," Beast Boy said, rubbing the back of his scalp.

"It's alright, Beast Boy. Affection can be unpredictable. I forgive you."

"So…should I try and get you to eat tofu now? Then we have a moment and I let down a wall of my façade show and I leave you questioning my real intellect?"

Before Raven could reply, a zap of lightening struck down (probably the work of Mumbo or… As Robin would say, Slade!) and hit them both.

When they came to, both their vision was blurred. Raven reached out for Beast Boy, grumbling a few words as she did so, but fell silent as she felt his body.

"Beast Boy?"

"Yeah Raven?"

"…Why are you a girl?"

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Kori's face split into a smile that resembled a person on speed as she saw the shop (one she loved). And even better, her least favorite hottie that she didn't spend all day thinking about was in there, sampling the store's goods.

She sat next to him, eyeing his choice. "So Richard, may I lick your…"


Okay! Haha, I'm upping the rating. And it's not really perverted, you assumers.

Just wait it out. Too much fun to write.

I find it funny how I say I couldn't care if you reviewed in one chapter and review in the second. When did I write this? God, lame.