What a short chapter this is. Sorry folks.
I'm actually running out of cliche ideas! Any ideas, please send 'em over!
"So…you're a clone."
Terra shrugged. "You could say that."
"Then you have amnesia."
"Probably."
"Wait, then you remember everything?"
"Uh…"
"You're not plotting to destroy us again, are you?"
"Yeah… I'd like to reveal that, but not until Slade attacks someone."
"Is that a yes?"
"…"
"…"
"Uh, hey, look over there! Its Speedy and Aqualad making out!"
Beast Boy whirled around, camera at the ready. His face quickly fell. There was no one in the direction Terra had pointed. Utterly confused, Beast Boy turned back to face the blonde geomancer. He was surprised to see that she had left. Beast Boy kicked a nearby rock, throwing his camera on the ground. "Stupid cliffhangers!"
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Jinx harrumphed, folding her arms. She refused to look at the boy sitting next to her. She pulled the covers up over her head childishly.
He was stuttering out excuses, throwing his arms about in attempt to get her attention. "I did say I was the fastest boy alive."
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Robin sighed, flipping through T.V. channels. No… No… No… After a few minutes of channel surfing, he heard the main doors hiss open. Strangely, he heard no footsteps. He assumed it was Raven, as Starfire would make a large amount of noise. With a dreamy smile, Robin's thought drifted to how Starfire could light up a room.
"Hi Robin!" Robin double-took at the seat next to him to find Beast Boy looking very shy.
"Uh… Hi Beast Boy. Can I help you?" Robin's eyebrow rose at the boy's strange behavior.
"You sure can!" Without a moment's notice, the green titan leaped at Robin, smacking his lips down onto Robin's. Immediately Robin pushed him away, a horrified expression gracing his face. If you looked close enough, you could probably see his mask twitching.
"What the hell was that!" Robin exclaimed, wiping his face and mouth.
Before Beast Boy could reply, another shocked voice cut him off. "Yes Beast Boy, what in the name of X'hal was that!"
Beast Boy scratched his head nervously. "Because I'm not manly, that makes me gay, so I figured… I might as well try it out."
Starfire felt her knees go weak as she threw her arm over her forehead dramatically. "Oh Robin, how could you have betrayed me!"
"No, Starfire! You saw it! It wasn't me, it was Bea—" Robin made a movement towards Starfire, but was stopped by her firmly pressing her palm to his chest.
"Robin, no. Now…I fear I must also feel the feelings for one of my own gender. It just must be so," Starfire said solemnly. Tears formed in her eyes and she rushed out of the main room, crying, "Raven! Raven, I am in need of girl talk!"
"Starfire!" Robin exclaimed, throwing his arm after her. Unfortunately for the boy wonder, by the time he cried out the doors had already been closing. Collapsing to his knees, Robin cradled his head in his hands. "Now who will be my canon love?" He whispered.
From the couch, Beast Boy cleared his throat.
"NOOOO!"
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"Wait, do not fire! It is I, your sister!"
Starfire's face scrunched up. "Blackfire?"
"No, your other sister! The one who is now Queen!"
"What happened to Galfore?"
Rolling her eyes, the beautiful Tamaranean mumbled quickly, "He uh, he died." Her voice rose. "Now, bow before my all powerful powers! I have your powers, Starfire, except I also have the power of telekinesis, and dimension travel!"
"But those powers aren't found on Tamaran."
"That's because I'm not really your sister! Really, I am…" Everyone leaned forward. "The child of you and Raven!"
The only sound that followed was the sound of Raven and Starfire collapsing to the floor.
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-blast-
"Owie hey Im Ravn!"
"Owie hey Im Beast Boy!"
-blush-
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"Yoo, dawgs! Was' up in the hiz-house, heeyyy!"
Starfire slowed mid chew. "Friend Cyborg, are you feeling okay?"
"Hey hottie, I'm feelin' fiiiiiiiine, daaaamn!"
Beast Boy blinked, lowering his comic book. "Uh…dude?"
"Hey y'all, let's go check out mah RIMS! H'yeah!"
Cyborg pounded his fists in the air in front of him, thrusting his pelvis back and forth, singing 'Baby Got Back'.
"My anaconda don't want none…"
Starfire leaned towards Robin. "Robin, why is Cyborg speaking the…ebonics?"
"…Unless you got buns, hun!"
Robin, having no reply to Starfire's question, scrunched up the left side of his face and studied the rapping Cyborg. "Uh…."
"Hey fellas, it's been tight, bu'h I gotta go pimp my ride now. Then I got a grillz fittin' lata, ha-ha, ya know?" He pounded his fist on his chest and moved them into a peace sign. "See y'all in da future, and shit, 'kay bitches? Homie out." With that, Cyborg walked out of the main room, moving his shoulders from left to right with every step.
An awkward, still silence followed. "All in favor of forgetting that ever happened, say aye," Robin said after a few moments.
"Aye."
"Aye."
"Ugh- aye."
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"Wait! Do not move!"
The titans froze mid-step, slowly turning their heads to face those who had called out to them. Robin stood upright first, eyebrow raised behind the mask. He exchanged glances with the others for a moment, studying the people in front of them. His hand finding his way to the back of his neck, he spoke, "Uh…can we help you?"
Standing in front of the Titans was a group ranging from four to sixteen people, none no older than sixteen. Several had purple hair streaked with green, others raven-black hair and luminescent, glowing green or blue eyes, and the only two African-American children were covered with metal parts resembling Cyborg's. "Yes! You must not leave the Tower for pizza today, or else we shall cease to exist!" One exclaimed.
"Oh?" Raven asked. "And why is that?"
"Because if you do, Starfire and Robin will never share a near-death experience that will occur a few moments after you leave, thus resulting in the admittance of their love!" One with raven-black hair and green eyes said. Robin and Starfire glanced at each other quickly, flushing.
"And if they don't get together, Beast Boy and Raven won't get together!" At this, Raven and Beast Boy's eyes widened and they blushed harder than Robin or Starfire had. "And then, Cyborg won't be compelled to feel like the odd-man out, and he'll never go to Titans Tower to find Bumble Bee!"
Cyborg coughed, only turning his head to hide his amusement and embarrassment.
A purple-haired, green-eyed girl pressed her fist to her heart in a proud stance. "Alas, we must depart! The portal I am holding will last for so long. But do not fret; we will be back in chapter twoooo—!" Before she had a chance to finish, a black portal engulfed them all, cutting her off.
Still getting over the alarming news, everyone was silent for a few minutes. Beast Boy was the first to speak, his voice still squeaking a little. "So uh…who wants pizza?"
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"They don't even seem to care about the fact that I took off randomly for 'Titans East'! And you're telling me I'm just supposed to sit here until the canon pairings are together?" Cyborg exclaimed, eyes widening.
The authoress ran a hand through her hair, giving Cyborg a weak smile. "…Yes?"
EGADS. THIS IS PATHETIC.
Oh well. Review, you know you want to congratulate me on my pathetic excuse for a chapter.
