Authors note: I did this for my drama class. We had to make up a story and add sounds to certain words. If you read this out loud it gets really funny. Below are the words I added to certain words and characters.
Voldemort: Dun Dun Dun
Mob: Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Ron:Quiddich
Griffindor: Whats the secret password!
Castle: Ohhhh Ahhhhhhh
Butterbeer :Yummmm
Seamus Finnegan : chicken
Harry Potter and the Smashed Butterbeer Machine
One day after Gryffindor hugely defeated Slytherin, the Gryffindor house went up to Gryffindor Tower to have a victory party. Little did they know
That Voldemort had just installed a Butterbeer machine that was involved in his" Great flawless plan that never fails to kill Harry Potter"(yeah right)
Little did Voldemort a.k.a You Know Who a.k.a. He Who Must Not Be Named a.k.a. Moldy-Warts a.k.a Voldie know Harry Potter was on the other side of the castle trying to find a way to kill the evil bastard a.k.a Voldemort.
When the Griffindors walked in the common room, they found a butterbeer machine surrounded in a golden light.
After hours of dancing, laughing, and drinking butterbeer, which you could surprisingly get drunk on after 12 mugs, a fight broke out.
The fight was between Ronald Weasley and Seamus Finnegan because Seamus was hitting on Hermione, who we all know Ron has a crush on.
While fighting with Seamus, Ron accidentally knocked over the butterbeer machine. The butterbeer machine smashed into hundreds of bits and pieces that could be never be put back together.
The Griffendors, minus Harry and Hermione, who never got drunk, angered that their precious butterbeer machine was
Smashed, grabbed the closest weapons a.k.a sharp and pointy objects i.e.(wands, swords, knives, torches, chair legs, spears) which just magically appeared, and chased Ron through the castle.
While running through the castle, Ron spotted Harry fighting Voldemort, who Harry found unsurprisingly lurking in the castle.
While watching the fight Ron didn't notice the angry, drunk, Griffindors mob had caught up with him.
Now we would think this would be the end of poor Ron but no.
Being an angry, completely drunk mob the completely missed Ron and instead attacked Voldemort, giving Harry the winning advantage in killing Voldemort.
And the all lived happily ever after.
The End
(Except Voldemort and his smashed butterbeer machine)
