BEWARE THE SQUIRRELS!

Written by: Uzumaki Ryooki

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone here but Uzumaki Ryooki. But I obviously don't own the last name.

This story was actually inspired by an anonymous reviewer, who reviewed to one of my friends stories. It's also dedicated to said person.

Summary: Dedicated to "OC Hater". The story behind the squirrels and Uzumaki Ryooki.

Note: This will get more serious as it goes along…just not yet. .

Chapter 2

Sasuke had been the first to arrive at the bridge that morning, but of course, that was completely normal.

The sun hadn't even risen yet, which meant that it was about 5:45 or so, and he didn't have to even be there until 7, which was the actual meeting time.

Even though he was always the first on there, he had never actually come this early. So, why was he there so early? He didn't even really now. All he knew was some how some stupid squirrels had gotten into his house and when they knocked something over it woke him up. That was at about 3:27. It took him until 5:03 to actually get them out, and then he had to clean up their mess until about 5:36. By that time he was wide awake and livid. So he tossed the idea of sleep out the window and got ready to go to the meeting place at the bridge. Maybe the fresh air would help him relax.

Was he relaxing in the nice chilled air?

Nope.

Why?

The squirrels had followed him. On his way there they had even started throwing rocks at him. He had tried to catch the little devils, but to no avail.

So he just kept his calm and leaned up against the railing of the bridge. And so that was how he stayed as the squirrels continued to throw nuts at him…well…except for the uncontrollable twitch that had developed at his left eye.

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And that was how Sakura found 'her Sasuke'. Sakura gasped in horror and yelled at the squirrels to leave 'her Sasuke' alone.

She messed the way his twitch increased every time she said the words 'my Sasuke'.

Sakura, in her blind rage at having 'her Sasuke' brutally and unjustly attack by these rodents, let her Inner Sakura take control.

Sasuke couldn't help but cock an eyebrow, open his eyes, and stare openly with his mouth hanging slightly open as Sakura began cussing the squirrels out and throwing chunks of the bridge at them that she had ripped out.

Sasuke almost cringed as he saw the fire literally flaming in her now red eyes, and her display of hidden strength. Almost.

He continued to watch this very unlady like display of language and brute strength as the pink haired girl continued to chuck pieces of the bridge they were standing on at the squirrels that had redirected their fire at her instead of Sasuke.

Sasuke was just mentally started patting himself on the back at having successfully stopped the unexplained twitching of his left eye when he heard a loud cracking and splashing noise as the bridge jerked oddly.

Sasuke almost mentally screamed as his eye started twitching again.

He turned a heated glare to the now normal Sakura…well…almost normal. She had stopped mid throw, so now he saw a normal Sakura with a chunk of cement larger than herself being held over her head. He also had to admit that she looked considerably paler than usual…maybe it was because of the new decoration on her face?...He really didn't think that 'squirrel' was the new fashion though,

His twitch increased as Kakashi took that moment to pop in between where he stood and were Sakura stood.

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Kakashi stayed silent.

He didn't know what to think.

He looked at his raven haired stupid to see that he looked like he hadn't slept in weeks, his clothes were wrinkled, his hair was messed up, he was covered in nuts, he was wearing socks with his ninja sandals, said socks were mismatched, and his left eye was twitching at an alarmingly fast rate.

Kakashi decided not to asked and turned to Sakura. He didn't know which was worse. Sasuke or Sakura. She was a similar state of disarray. Her dress at twisted around, she was missing a ninja sandal, her make up was smeared down her face, her hair seemed to be standing on end, she was covered in dirt, rocks, gravel, and nuts, she had a boulder of cement larger than herself that she had ripped up from the poor bridge help over her head, she was as pale as cottage cheese, and she had a squirrel on her face looking her straight in the eye.

Kakashi sighed. He knew he should have slept longer, maybe even gone out to get a snack.

He slowly walked his way over to Sakura who was standing stock still. He was annoyed as he had to jump over large holes in the bridge to get over to her. He definitely wasn't going to be the one paying for this.

Once he was standing directly behind her, he raised his hand to touch her shoulder, but before he got there the squirrel screeched and then Sakura in turn screamed.

The next events happened in mere seconds.

The squirrel jumped down Sakura's dress, Sakura swung around with the boulder and sent Kakashi flying through the air and crashing into an unsuspecting Sasuke.

The other squirrels came in to attack and swarmed over Kakashi and Sasuke and then dragged them off the bridge.

Sakura threw the boulder into the air and danced around, screaming, trying to get the squirrel out of her dress.

The squirrel ran out of the dress without the girl knowing and ran over to his companions that were attacking Kakashi and Sasuke.

Sakura stopped dancing around as she noticed that a.) the squirrel was gone, and b.) there was a dark shadow growing around her.

Sakura looked up to see the giant boulder falling towards her currant location. She screamed and ran, but didn't run fast enough.

The boulder crashed into the bridge and the bridge collapsed taking Sakura down with it to the river below.

That's when everything stopped.

The squirrels stopped and listened for a moment until a drum bursting scream was heard as a furious Sakura realized that she was wet, and her dress was ruined.

The squirrels started to fidget as Sakura climbed up the bridge rubble.

As soon as she reached the top, the squirrels scattered, and the pink haired girl was left…speechless.

Before her was a tied up Sasuke and Kakashi, but that was the big part.

Somehow those wicked squirrels had been able to change what he had been wearing.

Sakura looked Kakashi over first.

Kakashi now wore a skin tight green leotard, with yellow leg warmers. His mask was gone and huge thick fake mustaches were glued to his eyebrows. His hair was even dyed black and somehow pasted down and cut into the bowl hair cut.

That was just…frightening. Not 'silence worthy'.

What was 'silence worthy' was what they had done to Sasuke. Sakura had to try very hard not to hyperventilate.

Sasuke now wore a tight shiny leather hot pink miniskirt, white thigh highs, hot pink spike healed boots, a tight shiny leather hot pink mid rift halter-top, and a shiny leather hot pink jacket that ended the same place shirt did and was trimmed in bleach white fur. His eyes were covered in eyeliner, mascara, and sparkly white eye shadow, and his lips were smothered in a glittery pink lip gloss. His hair had been straightened and then made to do the flip (kind of like…Yuna on ffx-2) and it was toped off with a big hot pink bow.

…Sakura couldn't take it anymore…she busted up laughing.

Both males turned to glare at the pink haired girl through tear filled eyes. They both wanted to cry so bad, but neither of them would let themselves be humiliated further.

"Wow, too bad Naruto isn't here, he would just die!" the giggling girl managed to get out between laughs.

Both guy's eyes narrowed considerably.

'Yes…were is Naruto? The number one prankster…' From there their thoughts turned dark, very dark. Too dark to be written in a story that is rated T.

Before Sakura knew what had happened, she had been left all alone.

She blinked confusedly for a few moments wondering where they had gone, but in the end she couldn't come up with anything, so she decided to go tell Naruto about what she had just witnessed.

TBC

Well, I hope that you guys are liking this. A very select few of you are probably wondering why I dedicated this to 'OC Hater'. Well, that's for me to know, and you to find out later. .