Alright! So this is one-shot No. 4! I must confess I pulled the poll a few hours early...because it kept tying between three different one's! So as soon as this one jumped to first, I said fuck it. This one wins. I'll just put those two back up and three others back up. Anyway...I don't own Gears or Fairy Tail!

Oh, and a new poll is up!


Natsu meets Natsumi.

Universe 132-F.

"So Natsumi, what are we gonna do today?" asked Happy as he walked along with his adoptive mother. The two were walking through the streets of Magnolia, heading to the guild on a pleasantly sunny morning as the stunning young woman with pink hair walked with her arms behind her head. She had done her hair in a pony tail today, deciding on something new to try with her outfit. This comprised of brown boots, a pair of jean shorts that rose up mid thigh that hugged her ass quite nicely, and a black sports bra that enclosed her lovely double D's that were comparable to Lucy's in size. Overlapping the bra was a red vest that was left open and hung down to the top of her abdominals, leaving her sexy, toned stomach exposed.

"I dunno, Happy. But I'm sure we can find something to do. Maybe Erza or one of the other girls would be interested in a job today?" she asked the little blue cat as she ignored all the lecherous stares from some of the men on her walk. She knew she was attractive, even doing an occasional photo shoot with Mira. Sadly, it just made most men see her as an object of desire, not as a person.

"Maybe Lucy or Juvia will want to come with? Lucy is always complaining about money" replied the little blue cat as the two found themselves at the guild hall doors. Pushing them open, she found the many guild members enjoying meals, drinks, or just each others company as the sound of laughter and joking could be heard throughout the hall. Spotting her friends Mira, Erza, Juvia, Lucy, and Cana at a table, she hurried over to join them as Happy plopped down on the table top before pulling a fish from his backpack.

"Hey girls, what's up?" asked Natsumi as she sat down next to Juvia.

"Oh, nothing much. Just trying to decide on what to do today" replied Erza, the red head sporting her blue skirt and white blouse as she took a sip of water.

"I was thinking of doing an S-class job today" replied the pinkette as Cana smiled in agreement, the fellow S-class mage already on board with the idea as she took a swig of beer.

"That could be alot of fun! Plus I do need some more booze money..." the brunette replied as Lucy gained a panicky look.

"Um...aren't S-class jobs really dangerous?" she asked in worry as she looked around the table.

"I wouldn't worry Lucy. Your sitting with the 'five femme fatales' the five strongest women in Fairy Tail and all S-class mages" replied Mira with a smirk before a scowl grew on her face. "Greeeattt...here comes Loki. I wonder which one of us he'll hit on this time?" she said in annoyance as many of the women groaned in disappointment. Seeing the orange haired man approach, he quickly made his way to Natsumi's side before wrapping an arm her shoulders.

"My my, Natsumi...you look so beautiful today. Maybe the two of us can make some more beauty together?" asked Loki in his best casanova voice. Slowly standing up, Natsumi turned to look the man in the eyes.

"You know...I've been waiting for someone to say something like that to me all day..." the pinkette said in a sultry voice as she ran a womanly finger along his chest, tracing upwards to his collar.

"WOW! Really!?" he asked in amazement.

"HELL NO!" she yelled as she grabbed him by the collar. Hefting the playboy above her head, she promptly threw him at a table, knocking over Elfman, Grey, and Gajeel in one blow. This of course started a four way fight between the males as they started to beat the crap out of each other, not caring how the whole thing started.

"Did you really have to do that?" asked Lucy as she watched the brawling men continue to punch and kick each other.

"Obviously. Did you see how creepy Loki was?" replied Natsumi...just as Grey was thrown at her full speed. Crashing into the stunning woman, the two stumbled to the floor.

Feeling two soft mountains of flesh resting against his face, Grey groggily looked up to see the menacing aura surrounding Natsumi as she glared death at the ice mage. Jumping to his feet in record time, a look of complete dread washed over his face as he realized what just happened.

"Grey...did you just touch my breasts?" asked Natsumi in a menacing tone as she slowly climbed to her feet.

"I'm sorry! It was an accident, I swear! I didn't even want to touch them!" he said in panic as he slowly backed up against a pillar in the hall.

"So your saying I'm so hideous that you would never touch me like that?" asked the fire mage as she slowly walked toward the man. Throughout the guild, everybody had stopped moving, seeing what the ice mage would say next.

"No! Your very beautiful!" he said in a panic as she stalked closer.

"Then your a pervert who thinks he can get a free feel?" Natsumi asked as she stood a mere foot away from the ice mage who had broken out in a cold sweat.

"No...I uh...there isn't a right answer...is there?"

"Finally, you got something right!" the pinkette told him, just before punching his lights out. Dusting her hands off, the beautiful dragon slayer went to go sit back with her friends, leaving a trail of terror in her wake as many males cleared a path. Regaining her seat, Natsumi rested her chin on the table with a look of annoyance on her face.

"Seriously. Why are all the guys in this guild so fucking weak? The only one who would be a possible contender is Laxus, and he's dating Lisanna. No way I'll ruin that. 'sigh' Maybe I should just date one of you. At least that way I know your strong" Natsumi finished as a blush of red adorned Lucy's and Erza's faces.

"Would you really do that?" asked Juvia who looked at her best friend in curiosity.

"Well, not right now. But dammit! I'm the princess of fire dragons! I NEED a strong mate, it's just a thing for me"

"What about Gajeel? He's a dragon slayer' asked Cana as she took another drink.

"Pfft. After the thrashing I gave him during the Phantom Lord war? I bested him in battle so he's no longer a viable candidate...like forever"

"Really?'

"Yup, he lost his one and only chance" replied Natsumi as she crossed her arms underneath her impressive bust.

"What about Grey? You know how he feels about you?" asked Mira as the mentioned ice-mage staggered away to lay down somewhere.

"I know. I would actually consider it if he could match me in strength, but lets face it. He's gonna take years to get that strong. And by then, I'll be stronger" she finished before looking at the girls gathered at the table. "But I want to know if any men have caught your eyes. So how about it Erza? Still pinning after Jellal?"

"Hell. No. Even if he wasn't serving three life sentences, he tired to sacrifice me and killed Wally and Simon. Not to mention the fact he tried to revive Zeref. As far as I'm concerned he can rot in prison" she said with an angry snarl.

"Uh yeah...sorry for bringing it up' replied Natsumi before looking at the other girls. "Do any of you have someone your secretly liking?"

"Drunken idiots"

"Leering perverts outside of my apartment"

"Fanboys"

"Juvia has no one either.." replied the blunette sadly.

"Maybe Natsumi is right and we should just pair up with each other?" Mira pondered out loud before adjusting the strap on her maroon red dress.

"How did we even get on this topic? I thought we were discussing possible jobs?" asked Lucy in confusion.

"Don't worry Lucy! You know how crazy they all are!' replied Happy as he sat on Natsumi's shoulder.

"Well, I am a pretty crazy girl!" Natsumi agreed before feeling eyes watching her from afar. Looking around, she soon spotted Grey watching from behind a pillar. Seeing that he was spotted, the ice mage quickly ducked back trying to hide the fact he was spying.

"Shit! She spotted me! But damn it! Natsumi is sooo pretty! I can't help but love her! Even when she beat me up when we were kids..." he thought to himself before feeling a finger tap against his shoulder. Turning around, he was face to face with the woman he lusted after.

"Why were you spying on me?" asked the pinkette.

"Oh! Well you see...I was..uh...dammit" he finished, realizing he had no excuse.

"Grey. I'm not stupid. I know how you feel about me...so what were you doing?"

"I...I...I was trying to figure out a way...to...ask you out" he said with a dusting of pink on his cheeks.

'sigh' "Well at least your better than Loki..." she said in exasperation before looking at the teenager. "Look Grey, your not a bad guy and I could actually consider it...but your too weak right now. I need a potential mate to be as strong as me...at least."

"But why? You know I'm one of the top A class mages"

"Because lets say we date and we fuck at some point. Then let's say I get pregnant and some monster or dark mages attack me and my future child. I need to make sure the father is strong enough to deal with any potential threat...understand?"

"Yeah...I think so..." he said sadly.

"If it makes you feel better, you are the top contender..in my eyes anyway"

"REALLY!" he shouted in joy before encompassing the busty woman in a giant hug.

"GET THE HELL OFF ME!" Natsumi shouted as said ice mage quickly released her.

"Sorry...got caught up in the moment. But damn! Now I'm gonna go bust my ass training for sure! Someday, I'll win you over Natsumi!" he cheered happily as he headed to the guild hall doors.

"POP"

"Did you hear something?" asked Grey moments before a spinning blue vortex appeared in the middle of the guild hall. Many mages cleared away while the female S-class mages readied their respective magics, preparing for anything.

"We don't know what this is! So be prepared for anything!" shouted out Erza as she readied her strongest blade. With a short flash of light, the mages prepared to defend their hall and friends just as two women emerged from the portal. Needless to say the whole guild was stunned as doubles of Cana and Mira stood before them, but not for long.

"Everybody take cover!" shouted out the double of Cana as blood trickled down the side of her head as she kicked over a table before ducking behind it. Hefting what looked like a shotgun in her arms, she started to reload the weapon as the other Mira jumped down behind her.

"Mira! What the hell were locust doing in that village! I thought they were busy fighting the lambent in 942-F!"

"Well it's obvious that bitch of a queen found some forces to attack us with!" she snarled while a fusillade of bullets slammed into the table. Looking around, she saw most of the members standing around in confusion as her eyes flared in fury. "FIND SOME FUCKING COVER NOW! These monsters can kill you all!" she screamed at them as the mages finally took her words to heart as Erza and Lucy took cover with them.

"Who are you people!? What's going on?" shouted Erza as more gunfire screamed through the guild hall.

"I'll explain later! Now where the fuck is Natsu? He was right behind us!" Mira asked herself as she powered up a orb of magic in her hands. Peering around her cover, she saw a flash of light right before her boyfriend came through. He was firing his lancer, bullets clattering against the wooden floor as he tired to hit an unseen enemy before the portal flashed once more.

Natsumi watched the whole scene unfold in shock as a large, grey skinned..monster with evil yellow eyes and an exact duplicate of the man's rifle in its hands appeared near the portal.

"Fuck you grub!" screamed the man as he started up the chainsaw as the monster did the same. With the hissing and sparking of clashing steel teeth, the two dueled as Natsumi continued to watch the whole thing. In a spray of blood, gore, and inhuman screams, the man pushed past the monsters defense as his...chainsaw gun dug into the shoulder blade before traveling further into its body.

As soon as the locust was dead, Natsu gathered flames in his mouth, readying his signature attack. "FIRE DRAGON"S ROAR!" he screamed out as he unleashed a massive torrent of flames into the portal, trying to ensure the destruction of the monsters.

"Cana! Slam the door!" he shouted as soon as his flames died out.

"Got it!" the brunette replied as she pulled a strange looking gun from a side holster. Pointing it at the spinning vortex, she pulled the trigger...just as one final bullet screamed through, lodging itself in the strange device. Dropping the gun out of reflex, Cana looked down in dismay as a puff of smoke and a spark of electricity rose from the gun as the portal disappeared into nothingness.

"You two alright?" Natsu asked as he approached his two girlfriends.

"Yeah...I think so...but the portal gun is ruined!" exclaimed Cana as Natsu sighed in exhaustion.

"Don't worry about that, I'm just glad you two are alright" he said in relief before looking at all the shocked faces. "Hey... Cana? Where did you set the coordinates to?"

"Uh...in my panic...I just hit random numbers"

"Shit"

"Alright! Just who the hell are you!?" Erza yelled in her strictest tone as she pointed a sword at Natsu.

"Jeez Erza. Can you stop pointing that at me?"

"No! You displayed the same kind of magic as my friend Natsumi, but that's impossible!"

"YEAH! How the hell do you know fire slaying magic?" asked the pink haired woman as she stood next to Erza.

Spotting the woman for the first time Natsu's eyes widened in shock as he quickly approached the woman. Sniffing his nose, he caught a deep scent of Igneel and himself, but...more feminine. Not surprisingly, she was doing the same as the two came to the same conclusion.

"Fucking hell! I'm a chick!?"

"Why the fuck am I a guy!?" the two said in unison as they continued to stare at each other.

"Just what the hell is going on?" asked Grey from nearby as Erza slowly lowered her sword.

"Well to answer your question ice-pick. This girl here is the female version of myself...god, Sam would have a field day with this..." he muttered before stepping back from the woman. Turning around, he faced the gathered mages who were still watching in silence.

"Alright! Listen up! I am Corporal Natsu Dragneel from a parallel universe! If you can't figure it out, these two are the doubles of your Mira and Cana" as he pointed to the two women. Obviously in this universe, I was born female. Hopefully you can be adults about this" he finished before heading over to the dead monster on the floor. Picking it up, he started to head to the door.

"Uh..what is that?" asked Natsumi in curiosity.

"Locust drone. Very dangerous. You do not want to see the bigger ones" he said harshly before pushing the doors open, intent on burning the body.

"God damn...that whole job was fucked to begin with" MJ groaned as she slumped down against the bar.

"Yeah no doubt" agreed Cana as she sat down at a table, resting her shotgun on the table top.

"I'm still confused..." mentioned Lucy as she looked at the doubles of her friends.

"Well basically Lucy, we had a job request about monsters attacking the town of Shimmer Lake. It had 1,500...maybe 2,000 residents when the request came through...but not anymore once the locust got there"

"Did they hurt some people?" asked Juvia in worry.

"Yeah...they butchered the whole town and set a trap for us...there were no survivors" MJ finished in a tired tone as she pulled a flask from a hip pocket. Taking a swig, she tossed it to Cana. "For the pain" she told her friend as she rested her head against the oaken bar.

"Yeah...thanks" she replied before taking a deep gulp.

"You mean...that whole town is gone? Why would these monsters do this?" asked Grey as he stood near Natsumi.

"It's what they do. They kill humans...hell, they don't even come from our universe, but from 942-F. Where Natsu was stranded for five years"

"Is that how he got that scar on his face?" asked Bisca from nearby as Cana nodded her head.

"Yes...and it's not the only one. What my boyfriend has been through is the stuff of nightmares" Cana finished before running a hand through her dark locks of hair. "Do you mind not asking me about the locust? They give me bad dreams..."

"Oh..sorry" the magical gunslinger replied before the Cana of 132-F spoke up. "You said he was your boyfriend? How did that happen?"

"Well it took awhile, that's for sure. But for me it was how strong and brave he was, how he fought against all evil wherever he found it..." the brunette replied softly before nodding off to sleep, despite still sitting up. Looking over, the double of Mira could be seen doing the same, her soft breathing barely heard as the woman slept against the bar.

"They must be exhausted..." Erza said to nobody in particular as the two women finally achieved slumber.

"They are. We've been fighting for hours" replied Natsu as he walked into the guild hall once more. Stooping down, he gently picked up Cana, almost as a new bride before carrying her to the infirmary. Setting her down on and empty bed, he gently tucked her in before planting a kiss on her forehead. Repeating the process with Mira minutes later, he gently shut the door before looking at the gathered members. "You will not disturb them and let them sleep...understood?" he commanded with authority before walking over to the bar. Grabbing a bottle of whiskey, he uncorked the drink before grabbing Cana's shotgun and placing it in his re-quip space. Starting a walk to the door, his whole body was bathed in light as Natsu used his magic to clothe himself in his standard combat fatigues.

"Hey! We have lot's of questions!" Grey asked loudly as the man walked past him.

"Like I fucking care. You can talk among yourselves for how much I give a shit right now" he said harshly before pushing the doors open and walking into the street, already taking a deep swig of whiskey.

"What an asshole..." mumbled Grey before sitting down at a table, ignoring the loose bullet casings as he sat deep in thought.

"So do we go after him?" asked Juvia as she looked at her closest friends.

"Well he didn't say anything about wanting to be alone, just wanting to drink. Plus I want to know how he learned re-quip magic" Erza concluded before another voice spoke up.

"I'd advise caution when dealing with him. While he does seem to be a Fairy Tail mage, he also appears to be a soldier that fights some horrifying creatures as evidenced by the monster that came through. I suggest not pushing him on issues. I sense great magical power within him...perhaps on the level of gildarts, so please use careful" Makarov finished as many of the women eyes widened from this latest revelation.

"He's that strong? I mean his physique is already impressive..." Natsumi thought before clearing her head. "What the hell am I thinking! This guy is basically me!" she concluded before starting to the door.

"I need to know how strong he is..." the busty pinkette trailed off as her friends joined her side in seeking out this male version of Natsumi.


Natsu took another swig of the alcohol as the burning liquid washed down his throat, filling his belly with warmth. Leaning forward, he rested his arms on the stone wall of the bridge that overlooked the canal where Lucy's apartment was located. If he looked now, he was sure he could spot the exact room...this is, if she lived there in this universe.

"Man, who would've thought I'd meet the female version of myself? At least it's not the weirdest thing I've seen..." he told himself before taking another drink.

"It's not? I figured a man would be freaking out meeting his womanly self" said a voice to his left. Looking over he could see Natsumi, Erza, Mira, Lucy, Cana, and Juvia along with little Happy who was floating nearby.

"Heh. Not really. I was actually trying to guess which one of you would show up. I know Erza would since her personality is just like that no matter the universe, same with my double...but I guess you ladies want to talk about shit...or something" he replied before looking back at the calmly flowing river.

"Well if this isn't the weirdest thing you've seen, what it?" asked Lucy as she sat on the bridge wall.

"Well I saw a version of myself dating a female Grey along with Mira, Erza, and Juvia...that was kinda fucked up"

"Really? How many universes have you been to?" asked the blonde as she tried to picture a female Grey.

"Dozens. Maybe more. I've kinda lost track of the exact number"

"WOW! That's so cool!" exclaimed Cana as she eyed the muscular man with a slight hint of lust in her eyes as she admired his physique. "No wonder my double is dating him...look at those muscles!"

"Not really Cana...while there are alot of nice universes like this one, there are bad ones too"

"How bad?" asked Erza in worry as the man turned to face her. Looking into his eyes, she could almost feel the...the..pain and horror. All the death he's seen as she quickly broke off the stare. "That was like looking into the depths of hell! If he was stranded fighting those 'locust' monsters for five years..." she concluded before Natsu spoke up.

"Tell me, who here helped Lucy in Hargeon? Helped her escape Bora?"

"That would be Juvia and Natsumi, along with Happy" the water mage responded as the man nodded in understanding.

"What would've happened to Lucy if nobody from Fairy Tail was there to stop him?"

"I would've become a slave..." whispered the blonde girl.

"That's right. And not just any slave...but a sex slave. Myself and the Lucy from my universe saw that happen as one of his men mouth raped you, Lucy. And if you hadn't, they would've killed a fourteen year old girl"

"I always knew that guy was trash..." Natsumi said in anger as she clenched a fist before looking at her double. "I hope you punished him for his crimes"

"Well...Lucy did kinda slaughter his whole crew...and shot the guys dick off with her gun. But then she used my lancer to execute him...needless to say she was livid when she saw what happened to her double"

"Holy shit..." Mira said softly before looking at Natsu. "Have you killed anybody?"

"I have...I probably have the blood of thousands on my hands...the things I've seen...what I've had to do to survive" Feeling a hand on his shoulder, he looked over at Lucy who was still giving him a soft smile. "Do you...wanna talk about that stuff?"

"It's not something pleasant...and it could take awhile" he replied to the gathered women before sitting down against the stone wall of the bridge. Resting his head against the cool stone, he closed his eyes as he tried to forget the horrors of the day. Feeling a hand enclose his left palm, he opened his eyes to look into the pleasant, warm eyes of Natsumi who was crouching down next to him. "It's alright...you can tell us" she said softly as the man gave a slow nod. Looking at the other gathered women standing around him, he realized how long this would take. "You all might want to sit down...this will take awhile. Just...please don't interrupt until I finish, okay?" he asked them with tired eyes as the five remaining females sat down to listen to his story.

"It all started when I was fourteen years old..."


Several hours later...

"And that's how I ended up here with MJ and Cana" Natsu finished before taking one last drink from the bottle, finishing the whiskey off completely. Needless to say, all six of them were crying at the horrors and suffering this man had seen. He hadn't spared any detail as he recounted every horrible battle, every dead friend or comrade...all the nightmares he had seen.

Natsumi wiped away the tears from her eyes with her hand as she looked upon the salmon haired man. "He's not just strong, but a hero. A man who has suffered through nightmares none of us can fathom. I mean...he's literally been eaten...twice" she told herself before lunging forward and embracing Natsu in a hug. "I'm sorry...I'm so sorry your life has been so hard..." she whispered with red, puffy eyes as the man slowly embraced her back.

"It's alright...Somebody has to face this evil and who better than me" he replied softly as he looked at the other five females. "Will you all be okay? I know most of this was pretty fucked up"

"Juvia will be fine...she just wishes she had someone like you for a future husband" the blunette replied with a soft smile.

Letting out a light chuckle, he turned his head to completely face the rain woman...even as Natsumi still clung to his side. "Yeah...no doubt your just like her. Even now in my home universe, she bugs me to marry her, to give her children" he smiled whistfully.

"Why haven't you?" asked Mira as she dried her tears while studying the man. "Such bravery! And he's so strong and handsome too! My double is very lucky to have someone like that...even if she has to share him with five others"

"It's because of the war. What if I did marry her or all of them and gave them children? I could die in any battle against those monsters and that would leave them heartbroken...devastated. I don't want to put them through that..."

"Well what about after the war ends?" asked Erza as she sat cross-legged on the stone road. "This man has been through hell with my double at his side...She must be incredibly strong to endure what happened in the Hollow or to kill Jellal in that tower. I would like to meet her someday"

"I already have a name picked out for my future kid with your double Erza. Scarlet if it's a girl, and Drake if it's a boy"

"Those...are really nice names Natsu" she said with a small smile as Cana spoke up next.

"Do you have any names picked out for your Cana's future child?' "I can't believe I'm discussing baby names with a male version of my best friend...but damn, he's dreamy... Not to mention the fact he saved her life with no hesitation. He did what needed to be done...I respect that"

"Well I was thinking Gauss for a boy's name and maybe Kira or Alba for a girls name...but I dunno know if they sound good or not...Damn, look at me discussing baby names with parallel versions of my mates. I must be getting soft" he chuckled out as Juvia leaned forward.

"What about Juvia? Do you have any names for her future children?" as she studied the handsome lines of his face. "Other Juvia is so lucky to have such a strong future husband! Juvia should steal him for herself!"

"Azura for her daughter. I think it's perfect for when we did our first unison raid together"

"Juvia thinks...that's a very beautiful name" she replied with a smile as the man slowly stood to his feet.

"Alright! Enough of all this highschool mushy crap!" he chirped up, immediately changing his mood. Stepping back from the bridge, he quickly peeled off his tank top, giving the six women a front row seat to his heavily muscular, scarred torso. Obviously, this caused all of them to blush as they took in the sight of one of the handsomest men they've ever seen. Even though they had been crying minutes before from the whole story of his life, they could all definitely see the appeal of the man before him.

"Oh my...he certainly is...dreamy" replied Juvia as she watched the man climb onto the bridge wall.

"Yeah...and those scars make him look...strong. No wonder he's a hero to millions of people" replied Natsumi knowing how odd it was to oogle her double.

"Well, talk to ya later?" Natsu replied before jumping off the bridge in a dive, hitting the water perfectly.

"Damn...my double is a lucky girl..." mentioned Cana as the man started to swim away.

"Is it weird I think he's sexy?" asked Natsumi as she looked at her friends.

"Not really. I mean I'm not even one of his 'mates' and I want to jump him" Lucy said with a heavy blush. "I can't believe I just said that! But maybe I have a chance since he isn't dating a Lucy? At the very least, I'm gonna lose my virginity to him!" she told herself in determination.

"I'm not sure. None of us have ever been in this situation before..." mentioned Erza as she still blushed heavily. "Strong, brave, a skilled warrior that battles evil? Not to mention he's intelligent enough to build whole vehicles. He would be the perfect for some 'private time!" she thought to herself as every other girl had similar thoughts about the visitor from another universe.


Fairy Tail...one hour later.

Mira had finally woken up from her much needed rest, finding herself in the guild's infirmary. Sitting up, she looked around the room to find herself alone. Adjusting her 'property of Natsu' shirt', she swung her legs off the bed before standing up.

"I bet Natsu brought me in here, that lovable hunk" she told herself before walking to the door, her black pants hugging her legs and hips as she continued to walk. Pulling the door open, she found her friend Cana sharing a drink...with Cana. The problem was, they were both dressed exactly the same. From the brown capri pants to the blue bikini top...even the hairstyle was the same.

"Cana? Where's Natsu?" asked the take over mage as she looked at all the women gathered at the table.

"Ah, he's probably off doing something or getting drunk. You know how he gets after fighting those things" replied the Cana on the right.

"Yeah, I know...and could you put your hair in a damn ponytail or something? It's impossible to tell you apart from the other Cana"

"Sheesh...fine" the card mage relented before pulling a scrunchy from a hip pocket to complete the request. Sitting down next to her friend, Mira looked at all the other women gathered.

"So what happened when I was out cold?"

"Well Natsu decided to tell these six his whole life story when we were sleeping" replied Cana as she took a long pull of beer.

"Oh yeah? So what do you girls think of my boyfriend?"

"I wanna have sex with him!" Natsumi said loudly as Grey watched from his 'spying' pillar across the hall. Gritting his teeth, Grey snarled at what his beloved Natsumi said. "That son of a bitch! He's here for less than a day and he's already gotten my future wife to fall for him!? I don't care if he's her opposite or whatever...I'm gonna kick his ass!" he told himself as he continued to listen to the conversation.

"Don't you have any shame? At least keep your voice down!" Erza scolded before Lucy butted in.

"But would that even work? I mean...he is the male version of you, Natsumi"

"Well...so what? A girl can try right?" she shot back before hearing a throat clear.

"And what makes you think you can just have sex with our boyfriend?" asked the visiting Mira while Cana nodded in agreement.

"Shit..your right. I just got so lost in the thought of finally finding someone worthy of the 'dragon princess' that I completely forgot" Natsumi replied in apology.

Sighing deeply, Mira gave an understanding smile to the girls gathered around. "It's okay. I can see there aren't many...stellar choices in your version of the guild" Looking over at Cana, Mira reached a hand to the woman's back pocket before pulling out a small booklet.

"HEY! Watch the hands, Mira!"

"Oh it's not like I haven't touched your ass before" she replied in a teasing tone before opening the small book.

"Um...ignoring what you two do in your private lives...but what's that book?" asked the eldest Strauss sibling.

"This is a rulebook for Natsu and any possible sexual relations he might have in the multiverse. You wouldn't believe how many women pine after the guy"

"Really? Does it happen in every universe?" asked Juvia in wonder.

"No, but often enough." Mira told the double of her friend as she scanned the few pages. "Let's see...'Natsu may have sex with any woman of Fairy Tail as long as one of the prime mates is either present or gives consent" she read before flipping a page. "Natsu may not impregnate any doulbes of his mates unless his mates are already pregnant or have children" she continued to read another rule. "Natsu cannot have two doubles have sex with him unless both women agree. Example: If two Cana's are present, they both need to agree to the threesome on their own accord with no pressure from Natsu" Continuing to read, Mira flipped another page. "Natsu cannot break up a couple just because he finds them revolting. Example: Natsu dating Grace Fullbuster in universe 934417-j" the woman read before finally spotting the rule she was looking for. "Natsu cannot pay or bribe any woman for services...but a prime mate may loan him out for an agreed upon price..." Spotting two new rules at the bottom of the last page, Mira looked at Cana.

"Hey, Cana? Did you add these last two rules?"

"You know I haven't even added one!" she shot back as her friend shrugged before reading them out. "Upon victory against the locust, all mates of Natsu are required to participate in an orgy with their boyfriend... And Juvia is to be the first one to bear his child..." Scowling deeply she looked at Cana. "This has to be Knightwalker and Juvia"

"Obviously...I mean you know how those two are" she replied before taking another deep swig.

"Uh...do you all plan on doing that with him?" asked Erza as her face blushed crimson. "I can barely handle the thought of just me and Natsu...let alone five other women joining in!" She thought in embarrassment while waiting for one of them to respond.

"Probably...I mean we all do love him in our own way. Plus myself and Cana have fooled around with him together so it's not too much of a stretch" replied MJ before Juvia butted in.

"So your saying we just have to pay for time with your Natsu?"

"Well it's usually a favor or item's. It's never been money. So if say one of you got me an expensive bottle of brandy...I'd be content with loaning him"

"That's it?" asked Natsumi in a quizzical tone just as the doors to the guild hall were pushed open. Almost as one, the eight women looked to see Natsu standing there with a bag over his shoulders. Walking into the hall, he set it down on the table near Levy and Gajeel before walking over to the sitting women.

"So I managed to find most of the stuff I need to rebuild the portal gun, but two items will need to be special ordered. So if any of you can help with that, it would be nice of you. Oh! And why the hell are hardware stores closed already? I had to break down the door to take the stuff I need"

"Wait...so you robbed a store!? In broad daylight!" yelled out Erza as a menacing glare overcame her eyes. She didn't care if this man was a dreamy hunk...she would punish him for his crimes!

"What the hell's with that look? It's not like i killed anybody or burnt the place down" he asked in confusion before looking at MJ and Cana, completely ignoring the spluttering knight. "I'm gonna start working on the gun with Levy, she should be able to help. If you need anything, I'll just be over there" he gestured with a wave of his arm before leaving the women alone as Erza sat down in complete confusion.

"If your wondering what happened, Natsu isn't afraid of a woman's fury anymore...hasn't been for years" Cana replied casually before an idea came to mind. "So if you girls are serious about this...I know the perfect thing we need"

"The two special components Natsu just mentioned?" asked the blonde as Happy slept on her lap.

"Pretty much. You six get Natsu what he needs and myself and Cana will step aside and let you girls have your fun" finished MJ as she stretched her arms, feeling the muscles pop.

"Why are you two so...relaxed about this?" asked Mira as she looked at her double.

"Well...we kinda live fucked up lives. Practically every other week, I meet a different version of myself or my friends. While this isn't cause to loan out Natsu, many of these other versions are stuck with a Natsu who isn't particularly knowledgeable about women... as in barely notices them. And sadly there are usually a few of your doubles that are pining for the guy who just has no damn clue. So we figure to help them out a little bit and help them fulfill some desires" Mira finished as the six girls nodded in understanding.

Natsu was sitting with Levy and Gajeel, hard at work on repairing the means to get himself and his mates home. Picking up a small screwdriver, he used it to loosen the side plate before assessing the damage inside.

"Damn, look at all that stuff. Are you sure you know what your doing?" asked the black haired teen with piercings.

"Yeah, I helped build the damn thing along with the two Levy's" he replied as he took out a charred and half slagged crystal. "Fuck...looks like it needs a new power source too..."

"Uh...what did you mean by two Levy's?" asked the script mage in a tone of confusion.

"Basically my universe is allied with the Fairy Tail of 200-ab and that Levy was ecstatic to help"

"That's so cool! I would love to learn about this stuff!" she said in excitement as Natsu nodded with a small smile.

"Well if you want to help, I could use it" he told the woman as he picked up a pair of tweezers. Handing them to Levy, he pointed to a misaligned prong of bluish color. "See that? That's the Ion Accelerator and it's out of alignment. See if you can get it readjusted" he instructed as the girl quickly set to the task.

Growing bored with all the tech talk the two were going on about, Gajeel wandered off before spotting Grey watching Natsumi from his usual spot. Walking over, he could instantly tell the man was in a foul mood.

"Something bugging ya?"

"Yeah...this Natsu guy is already causing my future girl to go crazy for him...and the guy hasn't even done anything! He kills one monster and then goes and gets drunk somewhere! Then she goes after him with her friends and they come back hours later saying how sexy and dreamy he is or how he's 'perfect' boyfriend material! I bet the guy is a fucking weakling without that gun of his!" Grey ranted as Gajeel looked at him in pity.

"Sorry man...but you know she's looking for the absolute strongest. I couldn't cut it and most likely neither can you...and I hope you realize that Natsu guy is a dragon slayer like me"

"So?"

"So...he just heard everything you said..same with Natsumi"

"He's not wrong, Grey. I just heard every stupid thing you just said. And if you think your strong enough for a fire dragon slayer...your not" Natsu said from his table across the hall as he continued to instruct Levy.

"Care to say that to my face!" Grey shouted as the man let out a heavy sigh before standing up. Walking over, he stood a few feet away from the ice mage as the whole guild watched in anticipation.

"Your. Not. Strong. Enough" Natsu said in a dark tone filled with power and strength.

"SHUT UP! What do you know?"

"I know that I can fight Gildarts and win. I know that I can level whole cities with one attack. I know that despite my six mates being very strong and four on the level of S-Class, they have never won a six vs. one fight against me. And I know that your strength is nowhere near strong enough to satisfy Natsumi"

"BULLSHIT! Nobody is that strong in our guild!" Grey shouted out before punching the man across the jaw. Smirking in his assumed victory, Grey's face soon turned to dread as Natsu wasn't even affected by the blow.

"Is that all you got? Because if it is..." Natsu trailed off before flashing a heavy punch toward the ice mages abdominal's. When the blow landed, Grey was immediately hunched over, coughing up saliva and some blood as he felt some of his ribs crack. Falling forward as soon as Natsu pulled his fist away, Grey collapsed to his hands and knees, gasping for air.

"Just so you know Grey...if I had gone dragon force with that, I would have killed you. So next time you talk shit, make sure you can back it up" Natsu finished before looking at Gajeel who was standing with a small hint of terror in his eyes. "One punch is all it took!? Grey is the strongest A-class mage right along side me and this guy beats him in one punch that wasn't even full power?"

"Gajeel. Take Grey to gets his wounds looked at. I'm sure something is cracked or broken"

"Uh...yeah.." the iron dragon slayer quickly nodded in agreement before slinging an arm underneath the shoulder of Grey to carry him away. Seeing the two mages leave, Natsu let out a deep sigh before feeling someone walk up behind him. Turning around, he saw Natsumi fidgeting with her fingers, unsure of what to say.

"Need something?"

"Yeah...I'm sorry for how Grey acted. He's been in love with me for years and has been trying to prove himself all that time"

"Pfft. Like I would ever let that ice-dick ever have his way with any version of myself. But damn, Grey from my universe would beat the crap out of him for loving you. The mere fact would make him sick to his stomach" Natsu chuckled as Natsumi pictured Grey fighting himself.

"That would actually be pretty funny to see"

"Yeah, too bad they usually join forces and try to out prank me. Anyway, is there something else you want to talk about?"

"Well you mentioned needing two things to fix your portal gun, and we'd like to help"

"Alright. Well I need a quantum stone about one once in weight and a pure lacrima crystal for focusing the quantum beam. It runs about one million jewel"

Natsumi could almost feel her face pale before quickly excusing herself to hurry over to her table of friends. "ladies...we need one million jewel!

"But I barely have fifty thousand!" screeched Lucy as she felt her chance at love slip away.

"That's it? I have about twenty million jewel saved up" responded Natsumi as many of the other women nodded in agreement.

"Juvia has about twelve million!"

"I probably have five or six million laying around somewhere..." responded Cana.

"Then why were you all panicky we didn't have enough!?" Lucy asked in a short tone.

"Well I was hoping that it would be an equal share kinda thing...but I guess I can cover for you. You just need to pay me back later!"

"Fine..." the blonde groaned out as the other girls giggled at her continuing financial woes.

"So we all pitch in two hundred thousand? If that's the case I need to head home to get my money" Mira stated before standing up and walking over to Natsu. "We will be able to help you Natsu. Many of us have more than enough to help you get what you need" she said with a smile that could melt any man's heart.

"Cool. And just so you know...I'm fully aware of what you six are planning. MJ and Cana are always trying to loan me out to their double's"

"Oh...hehe...so are you alright with it?" she asked nervously, mentally kicking herself. "He's a dragon slayer, he probably can hear every conversation in the whole hall!"

"Damn right! I'm pretty much an Alpha male that loves to have sex with his wonderful beauties!" he said happily before looking at her seriously. "Just so you know, this is probably a one time thing, and I'm only staying until the device is fixed. So that mean's you'll be facing a time crunch. You might...want to team up with another girl to make it more... enjoyable" he finished with just a hint of lust.

"I'll uh...keep that in mind..." she replied shyly before going over and grabbing Erza. "We need to get that money and talk about a few things..." as she practically dragged the woman from the guild hall. Overhearing the conversation, Natsumi grabbed Lucy's hand and pulled her along as she too headed for the door. "Come on Lucy, you can help me order this stuff!" Natsumi cheered as the man they desired went back to work on fixing a way home.


"YOU WANT ME TO JOIN IN!?" What's wrong with you?" Lucy yelled at her friend Natsumi as the two walked away from local trade company.

"Nothing. But you do owe me and I think it would be fun!" the dragon slayer replied with a smile as the sun was slowly setting behind them.

"But we would be doing...'stuff' with each other" the blonde said in embarrassment as her cheeks flushed pink.

"So? Your one of my best friends Lucy, and this could be a once in a life-time chance. Are you really just gonna dismiss it out of turn?"

"Well..."

"Just think of how sexy he is! Or how brave and strong this man is! OH! I bet he's packing too if he has six girlfriends!"

"Your right! I deserve this! I mean, its not like I'm gonna meet anybody like him again" Lucy replied with a determined look in her eyes.

"That's the spirit! And just so you know...I like dirty talk" Natsumi said happily as the guild came into sight. Standing outside of the hall were the doubles of Mira and Cana along with the other four women interested in bedding Natsu. The pink haired woman ignored this though as she spotted the muscular man standing out front, talking with the six women.

"Hey everybody! We got those parts ordered! They should be here in two days" she reported to the present mages as she stood a few feet in front of Natsu.

"Thanks. So I guess it comes down to who's first?" Natsu told the women as the females looked on in lust. Even his prime mates were thinking about joining in on the action as they watched the conversation.

"That would be me and Lucy" stated Natsumi as Natsu cocked an eyebrow at her with his arms crossed across his muscular chest.

"You know this could backfire, right? I am the male version of you so this could just be absolutely fucking horrible...like go drinking three days' straight and waking up in a gutter horrible" he warned the woman before him.

"Then there's only one way to find out!" she said hotly before lunging forward and bringing the man down for a heated kiss. "This...is an amazing feeling! I can feel his heat and power! she thought as her lust started to rise. Breaking away the kiss, the two looked at each other as Natsumi's libido screamed for more. Letting out a low growl, Natsumi grabbed his hand before started to pull him along to her home in the forest.

"Oh yeah...that was hot. Now your gonna come with me and fuck my brains out!" she commanded as Lucy followed along, intent on making this a night to remember.

Watching the three mages leave, Juvia let out a deep sigh as she looked at the 'other' Mira and Cana.

"So since none of us get him tonight...what should we all do?"

"It's pretty obvious" replied MJ as she adjusted the hem of her shirt.

"What is?" asked Erza as she looked at her former rival.

"We get druuunkkk!" Cana cheered as she headed into the guild hall.

"Hell yeah! That's almost as good!" yelled out her double who quickly followed.

"I suppose I could partake in festivities" replied Erza as she walked into the noisy hall with the other girls.

"There you go! And if you buy the first round...I'll give you some pointers..." MJ said suggestively as Erza gained a hint of red. "I still can't believe I'm going to lose my virginity in less than two days..." she thought before sitting down at a table with the others before the two Cana's showed up with six full bottles of booze for everybody.

"Alright bitches! It's girls night so lets have some fucking fun!" Cana said loudly as she poured each woman a healthy drink as Happy watched in worry.

"Are you sure drinking is a good idea? Remember last time you all got drunk?"

"Oh, don't worry Happy! Everything will be fine!" the card mage said with a smile as she slammed down her first shot of whiskey before looking at Erza.

"Hey Erza! I bet I can beat you in drinks!"

"Oh? That sounds like a challenge to me!" replied the red head hotly as she too finished her drink in one go.

"OH NO! ERZA AND CANA ARE HAVING A DRINKING CONTEST!" Yelled out Happy as he flew from the guild hall, eager to escape the coming madness...


Practically flinging the door off its hinges, Natsumi dragged Natsu inside while Lucy trailed behind, closing the door after her friend. Moving through the well kept home, the three soon found themselves in the living room before Natsumi pushed Natsu down onto the couch. Taking a seat on his right, the woman didn't waste any time before locking him in another hot kiss. The two's tongues battled each other like this for a minute before Natsumi pulled away, gasping for air. Looking at her friend who was still standing there nervously.

"Lucy...you still want to do this right?"

"Yeah...just I'm kinda nervous"

"I'll be gentle alright? And if you feel uncomfortable, just let me know" responded Natsu as Lucy shyly sat down.

"So...what should I do first?"

"Kissing would be a good way to start. But let me give you some motivation" smirked the man as he pulled his shirt off, revealing his godly muscles.

"Ok...yeah. He's really hot" the blonde thought to herself before leaning forward and capturing the man's lips with her own. It only lasted for a few seconds before she pulled away. "Like that?"

"You did great" he replied before kissing her deeply, his tongue pushing into her mouth. Lucy could almost feel the stress and worries melt away as the man started to trail kisses down her neck. Letting out a soft moan, she could feel herself getting in the mood as her friend started to shed her vest and sports bra.

"Lucy, I think it's my turn again" the woman said before pulling Natsu's face down to her large, firm breasts. Placing one of the nipples in his mouth, he started to tease and lick the nub of flesh while his other hand continued to massage her free breast.

Lucy watched the man suck and play with her friends boobs, not sure what to do with herself as she slowly started to caress her body. "Damn...why is that turning me on so fast? I'm not even doing anything! But maybe I could start with 'that'" the blonde told herself as she eyed the large bulge in the man's pants. Leaning down, she started undoing the belt before a flash of light consumed the offending garment of clothing. Lucy's eye's almost bugged out of her head as she took in the sight of the large nine inch member. "HOLY SHIT! HE"S HUGE!" she told herself before steeling her resolve. Leaning forward, she placed a nervous kiss on the tip as the man let out a soft groan.

"Put it in your mouth, Lucy" suggested her friend who soon went back to kissing the dreamy male.

"A..Alright" she replied before wrapping her lips around the head. Slowly easing more of it into her mouth, Lucy discovered a startling discovery as she moved past the seven inch mark. She had no gag reflex. Pushing her head down the the base of the cock, she fully enveloped the large member before slowly rising her head back up to begin the process again.

"Ok...that's pretty fucking hot" said Natsumi as she brought her head down to 'assist' her friend. Running her tongue along the side of the shaft, she was almost overwhelmed by the scent of this alpha male. "His scent is so overpowering...I want him to fucking ravage me. But I need to pace myself" the pinkette thought before moving her head to lick and suck one of his balls as Lucy continued to deep throat his whole shaft.

"Holy fuck...you two are fucking awesome! But I think Natsumi needs a turning sucking on that dick"

"Mmmhmmm" replied Lucy as she released the penis from her mouth. Leaning back, she watched her friend start to suck him with gusto, constantly running her tongue along the member before continuing to suck. Noticing how she was the only one still fully dressed, Lucy quickly pulled off her white shirt and bra, tossing them to the side before sliding her blue skirt past her ankles. Now just in her white panties, she pulled them off too before kicking them away. Sinking to her knees in front of the man, she slowly inched forward before starting to suck the man's testicles. "I can't believe I'm already sucking his balls" she told herself before releasing one with a loud 'pop' her sucking was that intense...

"Damn Lucy...you look like such a slut doing that..." said Natsumi before the woman went back to sucking the erect member.

"Say's the whore with a dick in her mouth" Lucy teased before an idea came to mind. "You know Natsu...I'm really flexible" the blonde said in a sexy voice as the man leered down at her with passion in his eyes.

"Oh? But what happened to the shy, nervous Lucy?"

"She's gone! This girl wants to get fucked!" she replied hotly as the other two stood up from the couch. While Natsumi was busy pulling off her shorts and panties, Lucy sat down on the couch before spreading her legs. "Now please be gentle for the first few minutes. Unlike Natsumi who tore her hymen, mine is still intact" she instructed the man who was lining up with her glistening womanhood.

"Alright. I'll go slow" he reassured her as he slowly started to push his way inside. Seeing the discomfort of her friend, Natsumi climbed onto the couch on all fours before bringing her lips near Lucy's.

"You have no idea how sexy you look with a cock inside you.." she told the blonde as waves of lust rose from the girl before she kissed Lucy, eliciting a moan from both women. Seeing this as a que to push further, Natsu broke past the barrier with one swift thrust. Luckily Lucy was so enamored by the heavy make-out session with her friend she only felt mild discomfort as Natsumi continued with the wet, sloppy kisses. Breaking away the kiss moments later, the female dragon slayer looked down as the male started to pump inside the blonde.

"Damn Lucy! Who knew you'd be such a cock-slut?' teased the woman as Lucy nodded in numb agreement as the man continued to fuck her. Grabbing her ankles, she pulled them behind her head before looking at the man with heavy desire.

"Please..fuck me harder..."she begged as the man continued to pump his hard dick in and out of her glistening pussy.

"I dunno...I don't think she really means it Natsu" chirped the other woman as she leaned against the arm rest while fingering herself.

"I think your right..." he agreed as he started to slow his pace, teasing the poor girl.

"She must want me to talk dirty about myself..." the blonde concluded as she felt the full length of his member inside of her. "Please...I'm a fucking slut and I need that dick! So fucking pound me!" she yelled out as the man smirked in victory.

"That's what I wanted to hear!" he replied with determination as he started to fuck the blonde relentlessly. He didn't even attempt to be gentle at this point as he buried himself deep inside the busty blonde.

"OH MY GOD! I THINK I"M GONNA CUM!" Lucy screamed out as she finally released her ankles from behind her head as a build up could be felt in her core. Feeling the man increase his pace, she couldn't hold it back anymore as her whole body shuddered with her release. "Holy fuck! That felt amazing!"

Pulling out of the blonde as she gasped for air, Natsu turned to look at the stunning pink haired woman. "So...you ready?" he asked her as she turned around, presenting her round, toned ass to him as she braced herself against the couch armrest. "I want you to treat me like a slut...fuck me as hard as you can" she commanded the man as her body seemed to heat up from anticipation. Bracing one foot on the couch and the other on the floor, he lined up with her gaping entrance before plunging himself in.

"OH FUCK! THAT"S BIG!" she screamed in pleasure as the size took her completely by surprise.

"You fucking like that?" he uttered in a masculine tone as he started to fuck the woman relentlessly.

"Yes...I love that big dick inside me..." she panted out as every thrust caused her large breasts to sway and swing freely before the man pushed her head down to increase his leverage. Letting out a deep moan, Natsumi could feel her inner walls trying to clench around his member as he firmly slapped her ass.

"Fuck! Punish me like a cock-whore!" she commanded as he slapped her ass again, leaving a red palm print.

"For such a slut, your sure have a tight pussy" he said in a sexy voice as Lucy pressed her massive breasts into the mans back before starting to kiss him along the neck in passion.

"Oh Natsuuuu...I think Natsumi is gonna want that hot load all over her ass"

"You think so? But the bitch hasn't even cum yet" he told her as Natsumi continued to pant from the hard-core fucking.

"A..A..few more thrusts...should do it" she gasped as the man slammed into her while a fire built up in her loins. "Oh shit...He's so god damn hard...I wont be able to stop myself!"

"SHIT! I JUST CAME!" screamed out the busty woman as her juices flowed all over the man's hard dick.

"Bout' fucking time, whore!" he yelled out before pulling his throbbing member out of her soaked pussy. He barely made it as cum shot forth, splashing against the woman's buttocks as the sex finally came to an end.

"God damn...you girls sure know how to give a guy a workout!"

"Your not done for the night...are you?" Natsumi asked in slight annoyance. "He better not be! I expect to be fucking ravaged by this Alpha male!"

"Nah. Give me ten to twenty minutes and something to drink and I'll be good for round two"

"That's good to hear. I don't want the night to end just yet since it's barely 11 o'clock" stated Lucy as the man brought them three glasses of water.

"Trust me, I can go all night. And just so you know the whole calling you slut or whore during the sex is just part of it right? I would never think that about any woman I'm with"

"We know, but it's kinda hot to talk like that when I was getting fucked" stated the blonde with a smile.

"Well if it ever gets too intense just say something, alright? I want this to be enjoyable for everybody" he told them before heading toward the bedroom with the two lovely ladies closely following. Needless to say, they would be limping the following day.


Meanwhile, at Fairy Tail...

"What did you call me you demon skank!" shouted out an obviously drunk Erza as she kicked over a table filled with guild members.

"I called you a ginger whore! So what?" shouted out an equally drunk Mira as she tried to keep her footing.

"I'll...deshtoy you!" Erza barely managed out before charging forward. Sadly, she was so drunk the poor women tripped over her own feet after barely half a dozen steps. Crashing into the visiting Cana and spilling her twentieth drink of the night, the obviously drunk woman did something nobody expected.

"Erszha! I didn't know you cared!" she told the mage on top of her before kissing her on the cheek.

"AHHH! I will not be part of anything lewd in the...the..." she shouted before jumping to her feet. Turning to a barely conscious Juvia, the drunk woman furrowed her eyes in concentration.

"Where the hell am I?"

"The...guilshc hall? I think...I want Natshuuu babies!" the woman cried before turning to the visiting Mira. "Let Juvia bear his beauutiful children!" she exclaimed before wrapping her arms around the equally drunk MJ...who thought it was a good idea to walk around in just panties and her bra. Not noticing the flashes of multiple camera's from the perverts in the guild...mainly Macao, Wakaba, and Makarov.

"Shhhurre! But only if you help me with Natshuuu"

"YAYYY!" Juvia cheered...before promptly passing out on Grey who had been trying to get the six drunk women under control.

"GAHHH! Get her off me!" he yelled as Erza crawled along the floor toward him.

"Whatsh wrong Greysh? You don't like a girl with curvesh?" Erza asked before unbuttoning her blouse. "You like my boobsh, Grey?" the drunk red-head asked before passing out on the man, smothering him in her assets. "Why...oh why can't these be Natsumi's?" he thought in panic as he tried to free himself.

By this point, Mira had passed out on a table, completely ruining a members food while her double was face down on the floor after starting a fight with Gajeel, her sister, and Evergreen. Needless to say, the three stood no chance against the rampaging Mira as they all slumped over in unconsciousness. Looking over to the bar, Cana was sleeping on it while her visiting double thought it would be a good idea to try sleeping in the empty beer barrel the girls had finished an hour before.

Looking around, the master sighed in annoyance at the widespread damage the six women had caused with just a few hours of drinking.

"I hate to think of the repair bill my counterpart has to deal with in Natsu's universe with his insane strength and those crazy girls...but the fact he gets all these busty beauties after him brings a smile to an old man's eye" he told himself before hopping off the bar to head home...leaving the mess for his children to clean up later.


Three days later...

"So your really leaving?" asked Makarov as he looked at the three visiting mages from the bar.

"Fraid so. I have a war to fight and my own universe to look after" he replied before looking at a table with six exhausted, thoroughly wrecked women. "Oh...and sorry for breaking them. I forgot they aren't used to that level of sex like my mates are" he smiled cheekily as the master let out a chuckle.

"It's quite alright. I'm sure they'll recover soon enough. "Lucky bastard..."

"Don't worry, they will!" butted in Cana before handing a stack of papers to the master. "I had Natsu write these up last night. They're instructions for building an IVD and a portable dimension gun. There are also lists of friendly universes...and ones to stay away from." she finished as the elder nodded his thanks.

"What kind of bad universes could there be?" asked Grey as he glared at Natsu with hatred since the man took the virginity of the woman he loved.

"Ever seen a zombie apocalypse?" the dragon slayer asked as he turned to look at Grey.

"You can't be serious!"

"I am. Those things have a fucking horde mentality and can only be taken down by headshots...that universe is on the 'don't go to' list" he finished as he started to input numbers into the dimensional gun.

"Huh...We're in 132-F? That''s practically next door" Natsu said before looking over at the six women once more. "Hey! I hope you girls had a great time! And sorry about how hard you took it!" he shouted out to them as Natsumi just raised a tired hand in a slight wave.

"Cya...thanks for that..." she mumbled out before slumping over. "Eight times! He fucked me eight times in less than six hours! And I hear Erza and Mira each went for seven! I don't even know about Juvia or Cana, but based on their state they got it good too" she concluded as the woman watched the man activate the portal.

"Hey, do you think Sam will be mad at me for missing the last few days?"

"Only one way to find out!" cheered on Mira as she walked through the portal as Cana quickly followed.

"Grey. If your serious about Natsumi, you need to train everyday to eventually rival her in strength. Otherwise she wont respect you as a mate. Trust me on this...I can't believe I just gave advice to a guy who loves a female me..." he facepalmed before waving his hand in farewell.

"Yeah...you can count on it!" the ice mage said to the spinning portal...right before Natsu came flying back out as a red beam crackling with electricity slammed him into the bar.

"Okay...she's pissed" the man coughed as he staggered to his feet.

"What the hell was that!?" Grey asked in panic.

"That Grey...was one of my mates. And she's fucking mad as hell...which means it's time for a fight!" he exclaimed in glee as he lit his fists on fire before charging through the portal once again. After a few more seconds of nothing, the portal closed as the guild looked on with sad eyes at the loss of somebody they considered a friend.

"So Grey...how are you doing with this whole situation?" asked the master who watched one of his children in curiosity.

"I'm going to go train..because someday I'll have Natsumi as my wife...and to beat that smug bastard!" he shouted in determination before marching out of the hall, intent on keeping his vow.

Alright! That's the one shot! The next one will be either the dark mage rapists or the Natsu dies instead of Lisanna. PM or review to let me know cause I'll only do one before going back to the main story! Also, a new poll is up! So please...please vote! Also I'm sorry but no way I was writing like four different love scenes in one chapter...no way. Also, I plan on going back to 551-G maybe have Dragneel accidentally drive a tank into Natsu's bedroom?

"Hey! There was barely any Happy in this story!"

"I know..I'm sorry..." *gets slapped with fish*

"GAHHH! MY EYES!"

Anyway Hope you all enjoyed this!