Alright! Computer is back up to snuff so now I can write! AHHHHH! The waiting was agonizing but now I'm back! This one shot will follow Mira mostly and have 551-G kinda observing her day in secret. Sorry but no sex in this one unless its implied lol. But damn! This one will be pretty fun I think! Oh, and when Mira switches to another universe, just assume the 551-G members followed her movements. After this though, I'll move back to the COG and get some chapters done on that! As always I don't own Gears, Fairy Tail, or any other media. Also, the poll for Natsumi joining the Harem is still up.

Bloody Angel


Universe 551-G

It had been a few days since Dragneel and his friends had left, leaving an uproar in their wake. While Natsu had been punished for Dragneel's actions with Juvia, the dragon slayer had shrugged it off for the most part before continuing his training for the upcoming trials. Seeing as today was another of rest and relaxation, Natsu was currently in the guild hall with his girlfriend Erza, Knightwalker, and Mira. He was joined by Juvia, Grey, and Lucy at the same table while Happy was enjoying a fish Wendy had gotten him earlier. All around them, mages were laughing, drinking, or enjoying the day before Mira spoke up.

"You know, I've been wondering something"

"Oh yeah? What's that?" asked Knightwalker as she sat on one side of Natsu.

"How come we haven't looked at the universe Dragneel and the others came from? I mean, we have the capability and from what I understand there aren't any locust there"

"Huh...that certainly would be interesting. All I saw was Dragneel's house when Sam gave me my laser rifle"

"So are you saying we should visit, Mira?" asked Lucy while she sat next to her boyfriend.

"No, nothing like that. But we could at least see what his universe is like. Plus...I'm kinda wondering if my double is anything like me" finished Mira as Juvia nodded in agreement.

"Juvia is curious as well. All she knows is that her double was never a member of Phantom Lord"

"Well, perhaps Levy would be willing to power up the IVD and let us watch their lives?" Grey added as he stood up to go ask the script mage.

"Sounds like a plan! I...just hope my double isn't doing anything embarrassing" mentioned Lucy as her boyfriend walked across the hall. Stopping at Levy's table, the blunette looked up at the ice mage.

"Grey? Is there something you need?"

"Yeah...we were wondering what Dragneel's universe was like. We're not asking to visit, but just to observe since we have the holographic display now"

"Sure! I've been wondering that myself to be honest. I bet my double has lots of cool technology!" the shorter woman replied in excitement as she started to input the coordinates. Walking back to his table, Grey gave a thumbs up as the guild hall was slowly replaced by visions from another universe...


Universe 137-C

As Mira walked down the hall in her home, she finished pulling down her 'property of Natsu' shirt. The fabric hugged her large breasts quite nicely as she walked along in her tight, purple pants that emphasized her curves. Walking out the front door, she could see Sam, Knightwalker, and Wendy training in the front yard as the two older women sparred with the young dragon slayer. Letting them be for now, she walked toward the large garage/ machine shop. Walking through the large bay door, she saw her boyfriend hard at work with Levy as the two continued to work on his new Jupiter Tank. The shop was filled with tools and numerous car parts on the left side while the back wall was lined with machinery for making bullets. Ignoring all of that, she turned to watch her love. He was currently standing on top with Levy, the two trying to guide the massive part of machinery into the waiting turret ring.

"Alright Happy! Nice and easy!" commanded Natsu as the little cat pressed the down button for the massive hoist. Silently observing as her man worked, the two mages were soon moving out of the way as the piece finally settled into place.

"Awesome. Now we can start on the engine" finished the male when he finally saw her standing there. "Hey MJ. What's up?" he asked while wiping his hands on an oil rag.

"Oh nothing. Was curious if you wanted to go on a job with me" she smiled at him while Levy was quickly adorning herself in welding gear.

"Sorry Mira, but I finally have most of the parts I need to get some serious work done on this tank. But I think Erza and Juvia are going on one soon?" he told her while placing a welding helmet on his head before grabbing the torch.

"Yeah...I kinda just wanted to go on one with you" she finished in a sad tone.

"Sheesh. I swear you girls try to make me soft everyday" he muttered before looking back at her. "I'll be going on a job with Cana tomorrow if you wanna come with. Past that, the rest of my week is booked solid" he finished with a shrug of his shoulders.

"DAMMIT! That's not what I want! I want to spend time with my boyfriend all by myself! Is that too much too ask!?" Mira replied in anger as she glared at Natsu.

"Well what do you expect!? I've been busy! For fuck's sake, I had to track down some murdering, evil Ichiya bastard through ten universes yesterday! Son of bitch killed like forty people before I finally caught him! Now I finally have a chance to get this project done, but your throwing a damn fit!" Natsu yelled back as Mira just raised her arms in frustration.

"FINE! Work on your fucking tank! Just don't expect me to make you dinner tonight!" she finished with a huff before marching out of the garage.

"Natsu...you sure you want to keep working on this? Mira seems pretty upset" asked Levy as she looked at her friend. Pinching his nose in annoyance, Natsu just simply nodded. "Yeah. She'll cool off by tonight and I'll just cancel my training session with Laxus on friday. He'll understand if I take Mira on a job instead. Shit...there was a time when I would've just said fuck it an let her stew for days. I guess I am getting soft" he responded in annoyance.

"You? Soft? The guy who's killed the riftworm, fought through genocidal battles, and slayed countless evil assholes is getting soft? Don't be ridiculous" the technical genius finished before looking at Happy who had his own little welding mask. "Alright Happy! Turn those nobs and give us a hand!" Levy commanded as the three lowered the protective shields.

"AYE SIR!" the little exceed agreed before turning the knobs on some acetylene tanks.


"Grrr. That pig headed bastard! I just wanna spend some time with him alone!" she said angrily while walking down the road to Magnolia. Her pace was fast, the woman reaching the outskirts in barely ten minutes. Looking toward the south of the city, several skyscrapers of glass and steel could be seen reflecting off the sunlight as the bustling city continued on its day. Several blimps floated in the sky, advertising some new commercial product while vehicles adorned the many roadways. The massive Magnolia Gate was currently active as whole fleets of semi trucks took food, raw materials, and other essentials to Sera through the shimmering blue portal. This barely went noticed by Mira however as she continued to march to the guild hall. Spotting it moments later, she pushed the door open. Despite how busy the city was, the hall was almost empty except for Makarov, Erza, Juvia, Gajeel, and Pantherlily. Approaching the table with Juvia and Erza, Mira sat down in a huff.

"Something wrong, Mira?" asked Juvia as Erza continued to eat her favorite dessert.

"Natsu's being an ass" the Strauss woman replied as Erza nodded her head in understanding.

"What happened?" the water mage asked.

"I wanted to do a job with him today, but he's busy working on that damn tank of his" she muttered in annoyance.

"Well, you could come with us on our job? It's a simple relic retrieval from an underwater shrine, so it should be pretty easy" said Erza as she stood up with Juvia.

"Nah. you two go have fun. I'll just find something to do" she waved them off.

"If that's what you want" finished Erza with a shrug as the two walked out of the hall, leaving Mira alone.

"Like relic hunting would cheer me up. I need something dangerous" she told herself before a smirk crossed her face. "Oh yeah...that's perfect" she finished before leaving the hall in a hurry. Pulling her portal gun from her side pouch, she talked to herself as she punched in the coordinates. "Let's see...998-N should help me vent some anger" as the busty woman jumped through the portal in a flash of light.


Universe 998-N

Mira appeared in an abandoned alleyway before walking out onto the deserted boulevard. Looking around, she could see a haze in the air as dust seemed to cover the destroyed city scape. Buildings were crumbling while the destroyed relics of civilization were littered everywhere. Rusting, burned out cars littered the city-scape while a few fires raged in the distance. Further away, she could hear the roaring of engines and cheering of people as she made her way to half destroyed stadium in the distance. Ten minutes later, she was walking through the drivers entrance before coming to to a certain locked garage. Inputting her personal code, the door raised as a vehicle revealed itself to daylight. The muscle car was painted pure white while an engine block rose above the hood. Numerous spikes and armor plate adorned the body while sharp pieces of metal were attached to the inside of the wheel's. Instead of the standard yellow headlights, these were a tint of evil red as Mira eyed her personal vehicle. The windows were all removed, leaving the interior open to the elements as she leaned in to study the interior. The boltok was still holstered in its space next to the shifter when she heard the crunching of feet behind her and the cocking of a gun.

"Step away from the vehicle unless you wanna die" a male voice said as Mira slowly rose up to look at the man. He was average looking, but sported a purple top hat and a flamboyant red cloak with blue slacks as she recognized the man.

"ANGEL! I didn't know you were back!" the man responded before lowering the gun.

"Well I am, Hatter. Now has anybody been in this garage?'

"No. I personally place it under the highest security...are you here to race?" the man asked hopefully.

"Bet your ugly ass clothes I am!"

"YES! The last few races have been boring as hell! Get your car to the starting line and I'll make the announcement!' the man finished with glee as Mira promptly entered the car. Starting the engine seconds later, the machine roared to life as the mage eased it to the starting line further inside the stadium. Being in the back, Mira could see another twenty cars in front of her. They varied from rusting pick-up trucks to machines ready for battle as hundreds of people cheered for the coming mayhem. Exhaust fumes and rumblings of engines filled the air as numerous drivers shouted insults at each other. In the center of the old football stadium, twin pillars of fire erupted as the announcer took the stage for the apocalyptic blood sport. The whole thing attached to a building erected for the sole purpose of overseeing the races as the man started his speech.

"WRETCHES OF HUMANITY! YOU CAME HERE TONIGHT TO SEE THESE DRIVERS KILL AND MAIM FOR YOU PLEASURE! THEY WILL USE THESE MACHINES OF MAYHEM TO WIN OR LOSE! SOME ARE NEW TO THE GAME, OTHERS STRIVING FOR GLORY! BUT I HAVE FOR YOU A SPECIAL TREAT! MEN LUST FOR HER! WOMEN WANT TO BE HER! THE CHAMPION OF FOURTEEN RACES INCLUDING THE GAUNTLET, DUSTBOWL, AND ARTILLERY FIELDS! I GIVE YOU...BLOOOOD ANGEEEELLLLL!" Hatter roared into the microphone as Mira eased herself out of the car to wave at the crowd as several spotlights locked onto her vehicle of death.

'AS YOU ALL KNOW...THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE. AND THAT IS..THERE ARE NO RULES! THE FIRST ONE ACROSS THE FINISH LINE WINS MY NEW FOUND CONCUBINE! SHE'S FRESH...UNTAINTED! SO DRIVERS! READY YOUR WHEELS AND PREPARE FOR...MEATGRINDER!" the announcer finished as Mira sank back into her car. Shifting into drive, she held the brake as the countdown began.

"Whoever that girl is...I'll make sure to take her far away from here!" Mira slammed the steering wheel, knowing how bad it was for women of this world.

"3...2...1...and RACE!" she heard before stomping the accelerator. With a spinning of tires, Mira sped off along with the other racers in a billowing dust cloud as the group of vehicles quickly sped out of the gaping wall in the far end of the stadium. Taking the left turn with ease, Mira started to accelerate into the ruined city. Quickly bypassing three of the racers, she found herself tied with a half crazed man in a a rusting ambulance that had the top sheared off. Several men waited in the back, ready to board other vehicles to kill the drivers as they readied knives and clubs. Jerking the wheel to the right, her car lurched sideways as her wheel spikes dug into man's car frame as screeches of metal and flying sparks flew through the air.

"FUCKING BITCH!" the wastelander screamed as Mira pulled away seconds later as they raced through a right turn. Righting her car, she looked over as the driver approached, ready to smash his vehicle into hers. "GET HER BOYS! RAPE THAT BITCH!" the driver screamed as several men jumped at her car. One missed completely, getting dragged under the wheels as her car made him into fresh roadkill. The second man had the misfortune of impaling himself on her armor spikes, hanging halfway across the roof as the third landed on her hood. Not hesitating, she pulled the boltok from the holster before shooting him in the face, the bullet blowing out the back skull in a spray of bone chips and gore. Forgetting about the dead man slumped on her car, she swerved into the van once again as sparks and chunks of the dead man on the side ripped at each other.

"OH FUCK!" the other driver screamed out as Mira managed to hold his van in place as he careened into the broken pillars of a destroyed office building. Pulling away at the last moment, her enemy blossomed into a crimson fire ball as she sped away. Shifting into a higher gear after taking another turn to the right in a swerve of kicked up gravel, Mira gripped the wheel as the race continued through the ruins of a burned out neighborhood. Racing past several other drivers, she soon found herself driving through a ruined mall. Looted stores lined the main thoroughfare while debris littered the floor. Looking ahead, she barely had time to register the streak of fire as a missile slammed into the speeding truck before her. In an explosion of shrieking metal and chunks of burning meat, the fireball bloomed as Mira instantly swerved to the side as another missile raced past her car.

"Fuck...Rocket Jockey's" she muttered before taking her car into a powerslide around a crumbling fountain in the middle of the mall. Her wheels spun for traction on the smooth tile, begging to move before finally finding a grip. Shooting forward, she deftly maneuvered as several explosions wracked the space around her. A near miss staggered her beloved car as she barely maintained control before speeding down the straight away. Seeing the ramp rapidly approaching, Mira slammed the gas pedal as her car surged forward. Coming parallel with another monstrous racer of the wasteland, the two hit the ramp at the same time before launching into the air. Seconds later, she slammed down onto the derelict freeway with a screech of tires before narrowly avoiding a burning bus in the right lane. Getting a grip and keeping her car from spinning out, she barely grazed a ruined minivan in a flash of sparks. Looking out of the corner of her eye, she saw the driver in the rusting hot rod level a shotgun her way before ducking down out of instinct. The blast ripped through the air above her as she drove blind, slamming into a rusting sedan as it spun away in a shower of sparks and screaming metal.

"FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Mire yelled in fury as she brought herself up. Seeing the hot rod ahead of her, she could make out the words 'Cock Locka" emblazoned on the rear as she quickly closed the gap. "Stupid fucking name..." she muttered before using her ramming grill on her opponent. She didn't know if it was luck or just shitty driving on his part, but he immediately spun out after the first hit, effectively ruining his chances for victory.

"Fuck yeah! Now I'm in...eight place I think?" she asked herself while speeding down the freeway littered with ruined vehicles. Eyeing more racers ahead of her, Mira drove faster as she started to close the gap. At this point, the freeway had given away to the heavily built up ruins of the city as dust kicked up. Spotting the halfway marker, she could hear the announcer over the loudspeakers.

"WOW! BLOOD ANGEL HAS ALREADY KILLED FOUR MEN AND ITS ONLY HALFWAY! LETS SEE HOW THEY FAIR IN THE COMING AREA OF DEATH!"

Screaming through another turn, Mira found herself wedged between two vehicles as the canyon of concrete narrowed maneuvering down to almost nothing. The worst part however was the lines of spikes that lined the borders of the street, many armed with explosive tip mines. But this was secondary as the two drivers decided to wedge her in the middle, ensuring she wouldn't escape. Sparks and shards of metal flew, the screaming of steel reaching her ears as the two men did their best to kill her.

"Tch! Fuck this shit!" she said loudly before grabbing her pistol. Leveling it at the driver to her right, she pulled the trigger as the bullet smashed into the man's eye. Dying instantly, his spike-riddled corvette drifted into the wall of mines. The explosion of fire and hate marked his funeral pyre as Mira promptly slammed her muscle car into the side of the other vehicle. Pieces of rubber flew away as her tire spikes did their work, ruining the man's wheels he tried to maintain control. The tattooed man failed as his car slid into the left side of the spike wall, impaling him through the side as Mira hydroplaned through another turn. Speeding under an elevated walkway with numerous cheering fans, Mira heard the telltale thump of men dropping on her roof. Seconds later, a hand jutted in through the drivers side window along with a snarling face. The wasterlander was sporting driving goggles and no teeth while grime seemed to cover everything.

"ME AND THE BOYS ARE GONNA MAKE YOU OUR WHORE!" the snarling man yelled out over the roar of the engine. Looking to her front, another man was clinging on to the hood as Mira started to swerve, trying to get him off.

"GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!" she roared while grabbing a sheathed knife from the dash. Stabbing it sideways, it punctured the survivors throat, spraying part of her face with his lifeblood as the body fell away. Grabbing her boltok and reloading one handed, she instantly reacted to the next turn in a wail of burning tires and acrid smoke. Clipping a rusting school bus, Mira sped off once more as she gained new speed even as the second man managed to climb halfway in through the space where the windshield once rested. A knife clasped in between his teeth, Mira leveled her heavy gun before sending two slugs of death into his head before he could fully right himself. It exploded in a spray of viscera, covering some of her clothing and skin in fresh gore. Ignoring the headless corpse hanging halfway out of her car, Mira continued to race along the cracking pavement. She was now rapidly approaching what had been a city park, the evidence of dead grass and rotting trees everywhere as the remaining five cars ahead of her fanned out.

"Damn fools..." she muttered while staying on the main track through the ruins of nature. An explosion to her right confirmed her suspicions as an old police car brewed up, the driver a victim of hidden landmines. Speeding through the park, the other drivers converged back to the main road through the park. The hellish ice cream truck decorated with the corpses of victims was closing fast on her left, the smell nauseating even from here. The words 'Sweet Tooth" written in blood on the sides just made her sick as she came to a decision.

"Okay...that fucker needs to die just because" she told herself before aiming her pistol at the exposed front tire on the right. A bump in the road caused her to miss the first shot, but not the second as the rubber wheel flew apart from the gun fire. Grinning sadistically as the clown driver swerved away, Mira glanced in the rearview mirror as another landmine found a new victim.

"Alright...just two more spots" Mira told herself while avoiding a series of pot holes in the street at the exit of the park. Power sliding into another turn, the stadium was straight ahead as the three road warriors were soon tied up while racing down the wide avenue. Shifting into fourth gear, Mira eased forward as the 'Blood Angel' started to live up to its name. The finish line was only a few hundred feet away now as the Fairy Tail mage decided to use her ace in the hole. Spotting the read button near the radio, she slammed her finger into it as nitro burned through the engine in moments. Bursts of flame shot from the exhaust pipes along with surges of smoke, giving the crowd lining the streets something to cheer for. The surge of speed was all it took as she raced across the finish line by a full car length, ensuring her victory before hitting the brakes. Easing to a stop a minute later, Mira could hear the crowd rant and rave as Hatter took over.

"AND THE WINNER IS BLOOD ANGEL FOR THE FIFTEENTH TIME! AMAZING! THE CARNAGE AND BLOODSHED!" the announcer cheered as Mira stood on the stage with her fist raised high in victory.

"That bitch cheated!" screamed out Cock Locka as he jumped on the stage with three of his cronies in tow.

"There's no such thing in this race! Your just a shitty driver with scrap for wheels!" Mira retorted hotly as the men opposing her readied knives and axes. Hatter had already cleared out off the stage, knowing that more blood was about to be shed as he held onto his microphone.

"IT LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER FIGHT FOLKS! LETS CHEER ON ANGEL!" shouted Hatter as the crowd roared into a frenzy as the four men slowly surrounded Mira, who had taken a defensive stance.

"GET THIS CUNT! I"M GONNA GIVE HER MY MEAT RIGHT HERE!" screamed Locka as his three men surged forward. Going on the offensive, Mira kicked the man with the axe between the legs, eliciting a cry of pain as one of his testicles shattered. Wrenching the hatchet from his hand, she quickly spun as the other closed the distance. Swinging as hard as she could with her right arm, the hatchet buried into the temple of the closest man as bone shattered, leaking blood and grey matter. Releasing the weapon, Mira barely had time block the underhand knife aimed at her stomach. Using her defensive training, the mage grabbed the wrist, snapping it in a sharp twist. Bone could be seen sticking out now as the man howled in pain as the knife dropped to the platform. Seeing Locka level a shotgun at her, Mira used the wounded man as a meat shield just in the knick of time as a blast of speeding buckshot turned the wasterlander's chest to bloody ruin. The force of the blast knocked her onto her back, the sound of a gun cocking meaning she barely had a second. Seeing the knife near her, she managed to throw it at the crazed man's head, buying critical time. Pushing the bloody body off of her, Mira rolled out of the way as another blast filled the air.

"FUCKING BITCH! STAY STILL!"

Ignoring the rant, Mira ran toward the first dead man, pulling the hatchet from his head. Turning to face Locka, she saw him trying to reload the double barrel shotgun as his fingers fumbled with the shells.

"Got you now..." she muttered before running forward. Feet pounding across the metal stage, she didn't waste a single moment before hacking the hand holding the gun off at the wrist.

"AHHHHHH! MY HAND!" Screamed out Cock Locka as he grabbed the stump, trying to stop the spurting blood.

"Well, Lucky for you...This Angel is gonna send you to hell in about...three seconds" she finished before raising the hatchet about her head. Bringing it down in one swift move, the skull split open as a spray of blood hit her pants. Hearing the man's death rattle, she kicked the body over before looking at the last man still alive. Slowly approaching as bits of hair and blood dripped from her hatchet, the man's eyes widened in fear.

"FUCK THIS!" he yelled in a panic before running away as fast as he could, the shattered testicle causing him to limp as he jumped off the stage and fled into the ruined city.

"AMAZING! BLOOD ANGEL JUST KILLED THREE MEN IN LESS THAN A MINUTE! SHE CERTAINLY LIVES UP TO THE NAME!" shouted Hatter as he jumped on the stage, standing near the champion.

"NOW FOR THE GRAND PRIZE! BRING HER OUT! SHE WAS FOUND IN THE OUTSKIRTS TWO DAYS AGO WEARING STRANGE ARMOR AND ALREADY TIED UP! WHEN SHE TALKED, THIS WOMAN CLAIMED TO BE FROM ANOTHER WORLD! NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT I DO KNOW HER NAME! ERRRZZZZAAAAA SCARLET!" bellowed Hatter as the mentioned woman was pulled out of the building behind the stage. Her hands were tied behind her back while a collar was attached around her neck with a rope pulling her to the stage. Her clothes were gone, leaving her just in a red bra and panties as she was brought before the champion. Looking up, she could see her best friend covered in blood, gore, and grime as her eyes slowly widened. Seeing the subtle shake of Mira's head side to side, Erza took the advice and stayed quiet.

"How did she get here? I barely remember the last three days...except something about Laxus and Levy's new invention. Something to do with portals...and the number 414-A?"

"Eye's forward! WHORE!" yelled the slave keeper as Erza listened to the command.

"My my...Who knew I'd win such a beauty" Mira said while slowly walking around Erza, admiring the curves before looking at the keeper. "Remove her bindings and collar. Such a gem should not be restrained" commanded the white haired woman as the man quickly complied.

"What do you plan on doing with her?" asked Hatter in a lighter tone as he watched the champion study her prize.

"Many...many...wonderful things" replied Mira with a hint of lust as she grabbed Erza's breast and ran a tongue along her cheek. The red head stayed completely still, not wanting to jeopardize her chances as Mira pulled away.

"HEAR THAT! ANGEL IS GETTING SOME LOVING TONIGHT! LETS GIVE ONE FINAL CHEER FOR OUR CHAMPION!" Roared Hatter as the two women started moving toward the white car covered in gore, dents, and other battle scars. The dead body had been removed by Hatter's assistants at some point, letting the two females quickly climb into the car. Starting the engine, Mira quickly shifted into drive as a kick-up of dust and gravel spit out from her tires before racing out of the stadium.

"GOD DAMN THAT WAS CLOSE! And how the fuck did you get here?" Roared Mira as she looked at Erza.

"I...I don't know! My recent memories are a blur. All I remember is spying on Laxus, the asshole was planning something..." she trailed off before snapping her fingers. "He was planning on taking over the guild somehow! Past that, the only other thing I can recall for the last three days is Levy's invention with portals and the numbers 414-A" the red head finished.

"Thank god you have the coordinates" Mira simply replied before pulling her portal gun from her side pouch. Placing it in an odd recess in the middle of the dash, the gun connected as Mira punched in the coordinates.

"What is that?"

"Portal gun. My boyfriend Natsu and the two Levy's helped develop it, same with the vehicle jack" she responded to Erza as a spinning blue vortex opened in the dusty road before swallowing the speeding car in a flash of light.


Universe 414-A, outskirts of Magnolia.

The car shot out onto a dirt road, spitting up gravel as the two women raced to the hall.

"We have to stop Laxus, whatever he's planning!" commanded Erza as she finally requipped into her Heart Kruez armor.

"No. We need to do recon first. For all we know, he already finished his Harvest Day Rebellion"

"Harvest Day was over a month ago and nothing happened. The only big event was my battle at the tower of Heaven and rescuing my enslaved friend Jalene Fernandez"

"Who?' You know what, nevermind. We got more important things to worry about if there was no Rebellion" finished Mira as she came to a screeching halt half a block away from Fairy Tail. Reaching into the back, Mira grabbed a locust machete before grabbing her portal gun and turning off the engine.

"Do you think that will be necessary? These are members of Fairy Tail?"

"You obviously don't know how the multiverse works, Erza" replied the busty woman as she hefted the blade over her shoulder before running ahead. It barely took three minutes to reach the hall as the two hopped the fence before creeping up to an open window. Pressing a finger to her lips, Mira indicated quiet before taking a glance. The second was all it took to see all the women lined up against the far wall in just bra's and panties. No man could be seen except for Laxus, who was about to start talking.

"Alright you sluts! Listen up! I'm the new guild master since the old man died of an 'unfortunate' heart attack two days ago. Now I'm sure your wondering where Erza is...but it doesn't matter since the bitch won't be back ever again thanks to that portal shit Levy invented. As for all the men...I captured them all and hid them away!"

"Why...why would you do something like this, Laxus!" Mira asked loudly from the center of the group of scantily clad women.

"Why you ask? So you all can learn the new rules. The first rule is I own all your bodies now. Rule number two is if any of you try to leave the guild, I kill one of them. If one you tries to attack me...I kill one of them. If you don't obey my commmands...well you get the idea" he finished with a sinister smile as he held up a controller in his hands.

"Your bluffing! No way a member of Fairy Tail would do that to their own family!" shouted out Jalene as she stood near Juvia, the red tattoo moist with the beginnings of tears.

"I see...So a demonstration is in order" he finished before pressing a button. A floating image of Max soon appeared, the man strapped to a wall with several wires sticking into his body. A heart monitor was attached above his head, showing the vitals as the beeping continued. He was slumped over, barely conscious as Laxus hit another button. A current of electricity flowed into the man and he howled in rage and pain, the burns already starting to materialize as the screaming continued. Within ten seconds it was over, the flatline sound burning through the air as the dead body of max finally slumped over. Many of girls were crying, the tears rolling down their faces as a horrible future laid before them.

"Now...who's gonna suck my dick first?" asked Laxus while chuckling evilly before finally resting his eyes on Mira. "Oh yeah...Mira's first. Come here, undress, and open your mouth, slut" he smirked as Mira slowly walked forward.

"No...No...No...Natsu...Erza...anybody, please help kill this monster" she thought with a shudder as she continued to walk forward. Hearing the doors slam off their hinges, everybody's eyes snapped to the sound. Standing before them was Erza, ready for battle...and another Mira?'

"Yeah...I've heard enough. And chances are you murdered your own grandfather too. While most Laxus's in the multiverse can be dicks, I guess it was only a matter of time before I met one that was just a stupid, evil fucking bastard" Mira snarled out as she slowly transformed into her satan soul.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" screamed Laxus as he looked at the two women.

"You will pay for your crimes Laxus!" Roared out Erza as the lightning mage just started laughing. Pressing a button, he soon brought up an image of Natsu strapped to the wall.

"Stand down! Or your little boyfriend dies!"

Erza could feel her resolve crack, the sight of Natsu strapped to the wall was breaking her heart as the man she secretly loved hung defenseless.

"Please don't!" as Erza lowered her guard.

"Come fuck me and he lives"

"Tch! Like I'd ever let that happen" snarled out Mira as she unleashed a blast of magic. Laxus responded instantly, dodging to the side before pressing down on the button. Natsu started screaming, the high voltage burning through his body as he tried to fight back.

"AAAAUUUUGHHHHHH!" Laxus heard the fire mage scream as he laughed, assuming the second Mira would be frozen in place. "What a stupid bitch, I bet she's still frozen in fear from his screams" he told himself with a chuckle...right before a searing pain traveled up his body from his right wrist. Looking down, he could see his bloody hand laying on the floor as the demonic Mira quickly picked up the controller, deactivating it.

"You know Laxus...In the last hour I've killed like ten? fifteen people? I don't even know. But since your a member of Fairy Tail, I'll give you one chance to surrender. You'll go to prison for life of course, but you'll be alive" Mira said in a dark tone as she looked down at the despicable man.

"FUCK YOU! NOBODY CAN BEAT ME!" He roared out as he started gathering magic in his mouth.

"Stupid" she muttered before firing a blast of purple, dark energy point blank into the mans face.

"GYAHHHHH!" the dragon slayer screamed as he collided with a wall on the far end of the guild. Horrible burns covered his upper torso, but the worst damage was his face. Most of the skin had been blasted away, leaving a disgusting mass of muscle and bone as the man gurgled on the intense pain.

"Still alive, huh? Oh well" she shrugged before lifting the giant cleaver above her head. In one swing, the evil Laxus's head was cleaved in two, the weapon burying itself deep in the neck as gore sprayed against her already blood covered body.

"God damn...I just killed a version of my sister's boyfriend" the mage replied before dropping the weapon. Her hand started to shake, as the gravity of what she had just done sunk in. "I just murdered Laxus...No...I killed a monster" she thought before inputting the coordinates for 998-N. Kicking the body through the portal, it quickly closed as she studied the remote in her hand. Seeing the button 'Release" she pressed it, hoping that the male members would soon return. Letting out a deep sigh, she turned to the women gathered in the room.

"Sorry about that. But I wasn't gonna let him go all sickhouse rapist on you girls" MJ said with a strained smile before Lucy spoke up.

"Where...where are you from?"

"137-C. But don't worry about that for now. You girls should get dressed. And for what it's worth...I'm sorry about what happened to Max. I was really hoping it was a bluff. Anyway, I think I'm gonna go home and shower. I can feel blood in my hair getting sticky" before she started to the guild hall doors.

"Levy will stop by in a week or so, get you up to speed on all this interdimensional shit" Mira finished before pausing in her steps. Looking over, she could see Jalene already pulling on her pants.

"Huh...A female Jellal? Well that's certainly new" she muttered before looking at Erza, the woman still in shock at the display of violence in the guild hall.

"I dunno how you feel about Natsu, but the one constant thing about him is his love for the mates he chooses...even if he can be a pig headed idiot. So if you or any other girls want a loving man in your life, that's the way to go" Mira finished with a soft smile before walking out into the city as singing could soon be heard.

"All around me are different faces, different places..." the sad, old melody drifted into the air as the gathered women watched her leave.


Universe 551-G.

Most of the members where ashen faced and pale, the events that unfolded bringing horrible new insight into the life of a different Mira as they watched the woman climb into her apocalyptic death machine.

"I know that my double has killed along with their lucy...but Mira too? I mean..." Erza trailed off as she looked over at Mira. "That was insane! She casually kills people like nothing in a blood covered death machine, butchers a version of Laxus, and meet's a female version of Jellal! And it's not even noon yet!" Erza told herself before finally calming down. "You okay, Mira?"

"Yeah... I just thought she'd be..."

"I like her" butted in Knightwalker as many in the guild gave her confused looks. Sighing in annoyance, she started to explain. "Look, we all know that most of those mages have been in life and death battles, right? And that they have seen some really fucked up universes? But your missing the core thing here"

"What's that?" asked Grey as Natsu sat in somber silence, listening to the red head.

"That despite her weird obsession with death racing or whatever it's called, and that her universe seems to be more technologically advanced by that massive portal in the city...she still did good. She saved Erza from a fate I wouldn't wish on any woman. Not only that, but she stopped what can only be described as an 'evil' Laxus. Now I've done bad things during my life, but that...that kinda shit is unforgivable. Plus, it's kinda nice to know that Dragneel doesn't have a perfect relationship all the time" she finished with a smirk as Natsu slowly nodded his head.

"Your right. While I'm not comfortable with all the killing, especially with Laxus, I think she's still a good person. I mean, Dragneel fights to save humanity in that locust universe and he's done some really bad stuff too" he finished before looking at the others. "So should we keep watching?"

"It would be a good idea. But if she goes on another killing spree or gets naked somewhere, we shut it down. I don't want some of these perverts seeing what I look like naked" stated Mira before a thought came to her. "You know...she actually lived up to her name 'Blood Angel"

"No doubt about that" Gajeel muttered before looking over at Levy. "You alright?"

"Yeah, just thinking about the time and resources it would've taken to build that huge portal in Magnolia. But when McGarden was first here, that big battle had occurred months before. I guess they finally recovered. But now...now I need to visit at some point! There was so much technology we don't have and I need to study it! Especially that tank my double was working on! It looked awesome!" the blunette finished as a ripple of light laughter ripped across the guild. Looking back to the holographic display, the mages soon grew quiet as they continued to learn more.


Universe 137-C.

Mira had parked her car near Natsu's garage, completely ignoring the man as he gave her an odd look. But seeing as this wasn't the first time she had come back covered in blood, he decided to let her be before going back to work on the tank.

"Where do you think she was?" asked Levy as she watched Mira march into the large house.

"Well judging by the car, I'm guessing she did her whole 'Blood Angel' thing again...Really wish she would stop that crap though" he finished with a heavy sigh.

"Why not make her stop?"

"How? I would have to physically chain her down somewhere. Then she would just get more upset and it would turn into a bigger mess. No...I'll just wait til she's ready to talk. I'd just make it worse right now" he finished before walking toward a fridge in a corner. Grabbing two beers, he handed the chilled drink to Levy as the two mages took a break.

"So Levy...anybody catching your eye in the guild?" Natsu asked casually as the script mage took a swig of beer.

"Pfft. Like I'll let you play matchmaker with me. I'll find someone when I'm good and ready, thank you very much" she finished as Happy spoke up.

"I bet it's Gajeel! Those two end up together in lots of universes!" the little cat cheered as Levy just scoffed.

"That rust-bucket? He likes cat-girl" she replied before looking back at Natsu. "Too bad he's taken. Natsu really is an amazing guy...oh well" she thought before an idea came to mind. "So Natsu? Wanna hit up the Fallout or the ME universe again? Both have some seriously sweet tech"

"Sure. But after the trials. Just way too busy up till then" he finished before looking back at the house Mira walked into. "I'll have to make it up to her. I don't mean to be so busy all the time..." he thought to himself before turning back and chatting with his friend.


Mira walked past the living room where Sam, Knightwalker, and Wendy were taking a break from training, the three playing 'Call of Duty' in a massive death match. The T.V. was easily 60 inches wide with an accompanying media system as the three entertained themselves.

"HA! I got you good Erza!" cheered out Wendy as she sniped the red-head's player.

"Your gonna pay for that!" Knightwalker responded hotly before respawning and killing several bot players.

"NOOO! Why'd you blow me up, Sam?" as the sounds of electronic gunfire filled the living room.

"Cause you were there?" Sam smirked before they all went back to playing the game. Smiling at the three, Mira walked upstairs to the closest bathroom. Stepping inside, she walked up to a small control panel before typing in a code.

"Thank god Levy installed these IVD blockers. We were livid when we found out Makarov from 200-AB was using the viewing tech to spy on us girls showering" she told herself as the field quickly encompassed the house. Stripping out of clothes before throwing them in the hamper, the beautiful woman was soon standing under the cascading water as she leaned her head against the tile wall. "I think I'm done with the whole racing thing now...It's getting too dangerous and my luck wont hold forever" Mira thought as she enjoyed the hot water relaxing her taught muscles...


Universe 551-G

"Amazing! To think she developed something like that" Levy said in admiration as the whole view had suddenly just zoomed back to Dragneel and McGarden, the two sharing some sandwiches while Happy ate a fish on the side of the tank.

"Damn...I was really hoping to see Mira showering..." muttered Makarov as several women glared at the perverted guild master.

"You really are a dirty old man, aren't you?" asked Knightwalker as Wendy smiled up at her.

"That other Wendy must be really strong if she's trained by Sam and Knightwalker! And it looks like the three of them have fun too!" the younger woman said cheerfully.

"Yeah! And did you see me helping with that big tank! I'm awesome!" Happy butted in as Cana drank at a nearby table.

"What I'm wondering is where my double is at? We haven't seen a single sign of her" she asked while many members shrugged their shoulders as they quieted down to listen to Dragneels conversation.

"So Natsu? Why are you so insistent on building this thing anyway? The first Jupiter Tanks should be heading to Sera in a few weeks? You could've just waited till then?"

"Cause I wanted one for myself. If I had waited, it would be considered a COG asset, so Hoffman could take it away whenever. Plus...it's not really for me, but for the 'Heavy Metal' squad if shit goes really bad"

"Like Jannermont?"

"Yeah. Really could've used this there. But damn, that battle was at the end of summer last year already"

"I know. I still can't believe you survived being eaten by a Corpser" Levy said with a shudder.

"Ugh. Don't remind me. That thing smelled like burning bodies rolled with rotting sewage on a 90 degree day. That doesn't even include the fucking stomach acid" he muttered before taking a bite of his sandwich. Looking at the tank, he found himself studying the half completed engine, a sign of annoyance on his face. "I can't believe those fucking merchants forgot to ship my specially ordered engine starter. Can't do anything else till it arrives"

"So what do you wanna do?"

"Well Sam and her two besties are playing video games. Erza and Juv are still on a job and I think Mira is still mad...although I'm pretty sure Cana is done having lunch with her dad. She might be at the hall if you wanna head there?"

"Sure. Sounds good" McGarden replied as the trio shedded the mechanic coveralls and closed up the garage in minutes. Walking down the path, the three continued to chat as the sun basked the day in a pleasant glow.

"Soooo...It looks like those two are really good friends" observed Levy as the guild just watched.

"Yeah, but Juvia wonders what a Corsper could be? She doesn't recall seeing one of those from that one recording?"

"Whatever it is...it sounds bad if it can eat a person whole" replied Natsu as he watched his counterpart walk and talk. "If what he says is true, the smell must've been beyond awful" he concluded before the display zoomed back to Dragneel's house. It was Mira walking out in a red maroon dress with a back pack slung over her shoulder.

"Now what is she up to now?" asked Mira while her double seemed to be checking a list of universes on the portal gun display.

"I dunno, but I wanna find out!" Levy replied as she zoomed in on the numbers selected.


Universe 088-I

It was another pleasant day for the Fairy tail guild as man members laughed, drank, and enjoyed the bonds of friendship they all shared. Natsu was sitting with his team, flanked by Lucy and Cana while Erza was sitting next to Grey. Happy was practicing his karate moves, trying to show off how awesome he was.

"So what do you guys wanna do today?" asked Lucy as she observed her friends. They had all gotten back from taking down Lullaby yesterday, the toughest fight of Lucy's life to date. But the guild masters and townspeople so impressed with the lack of any property damage from the rampaging demon, the whole team had been awarded one million jewel.

"Well, we are all set on cash for the next month or so. I say we just take it easy" replied Cana as she drank her first beer of the day.

"That sounds like a great idea. Maybe we could do a little shopping?" asked Lucy with a bright smile.

"Ah, you can count me out. I'm gonna go do some training. I didn't like how tough that fight was" mentioned Grey as he stood up before heading out. "See you guys later" he said over his shoulder. Little did he know, the whole guild was being spied on by MJ, the woman hidden from sight as she gathered intel.

"So. Cana's a part of Team Natsu huh? That doesn't happen very often' she said in a low whisper before going back to her observations.

"I think I'm gonna get a yummy steak! Mira always makes them super good!" Natsu said in typical excitement as he stood up before stopping in his tracks. "Hey, do any of you girls want anything?"

"A slice of strawberry cheesecake"

"Another beer!"

"Salad for me"

"A FISH!"

"Got it! Natsu told them before hurrying to the bar. Seeing a pleasantly smiling Mira standing there, Natsu gave his biggest grin. "Hi Mira! Do you think you could make me some food?"

"Of course Natsu! What would you like?'

"Well steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, along with some fire whiskey. Another beer for Cana, an Erza special, a salad for Lucy, and a fish for Happy"

"I'll get on it right away" she finished before walking into the kitchen as Natsu slapped down the money owed.

"OH NO!" Mira wailed from the kitchen.

"Is something wrong?" asked Natsu as the barmaid hurried back out.

"Yes. I forgot to pick up steaks from the market yesterday. I'll have to go there right away! I'm sorry Natsu, how about this one is on the house when I get back?" she asked in a hurry while heading to the hall doors.

"Sure Mira! See you soon!" he waved with a cheer before leaning against the bar as Erza came over to talk with him.

"Do you think she'll be gone long?"

"Nah. It's only a ten minute walk. Plus she'll make it in record time. For some reason she always makes my meals first and super good" Natsu commented as he tried to think of the reason why.

"Poor Mira, having feelings for a guy who has no clue. I mean, I can definately see the appeal, but I have to deal with a certain 'man' in 'that place' before I could even think of the possibility. I just hope he doesn't figure out Mira's affections by then. And I'm not positive, but Cana might too. Lucy is a wild card since she's still pretty new, but she and Natsu have quickly grown close" the knight thought as she patiently waited next to her best friend.

"Alright...showtime" whispered MJ as she prepared herself while slowly walking toward the door. Using some of her awful memories, it wasn't hard to get the tears flowing as she kicked the door open.

"NAAATSSUUUU!" she wailed while running to the dragon slayer.

"MIRA!? What's wrong?" as the woman clasped him in a giant hug.

"It's Grey! I saw him stripping in the street again! Then when he saw me, he started rubbing his hands all over his body like some pervert! It was horrible!" she wailed, putting on the best act of her life.

"Grrrrrr...I'll kick his ass!" shouted out Natsu as the mentioned Ice mage walked back into the hall as Erza cracked her knuckles, ready to dish out punishment.

"Hey. Has anybody seen my wallet?" he asked casually...right before Natsu slammed a fist into his face.

"You made Mira cry! I'm knocking your perverted ass out!"

"The fuck you talking about? Flame Brain!" yelled Grey as he tried to regain his composure.

"You know what you did...Grey" Erza said darkly before punching him in the stomach with a female fist filled with fury. Spitting up some saliva, the ice mage couldn't figure out what was happening as the two mages made short work of the teenager.

"I hope you've learned from your actions, Grey" as Erza and Natsu turned away form the barely conscious ice mage.

"There you go, Mira! One beat up popsicle!" cheered Natsu as he stood near the beautiful Mira.

"OH! My hero!" MJ cheered before bursting forward and pressing her lips to Natsu's. Needless to say, the whole guild was frozen in place and speechless as Mira continued the lip-lock. Erza was blushing red, the display of affection flooring the woman as many of the girls did the same.

"Mira...she's kissing me! Do I...kiss her back?" thought the dragon-slayer as Mira finally broke the kiss. Seeing the utterly frozen Natsu, Mira simply giggled before turning to Erza.

"Now to really mess with them" she smirked inwardly before grabbing Erza around the waist and kissing her next. The touch of Mira's lips against Erza's sent the guild into a greater stupor. Nobody thought it was even possible, but Erza turned even more red as Mira slowly stepped back. Looking at all the shocked faces around her, MJ quickly palmed her hands against her face as she faked her embarrassment.

"Oh my! I don't know what came over me! I just kissed Natsu and Erza in front of everybody! I wanted it to be on a date first!" she said in a slight panic before looking at the two.

"We should really go out for dinner sometime! Just the three of us. But right now I need to go home and sort out me feelings!" MJ yelled with a heavy tint of red as she ran form the hall, disappearing down the street.

"Perfect! Now I just have to change and backtrack to watch the fireworks!" The white haired woman thought while running to the safe place she had stashed her stuff.


"M..M..Mira just kissed Natsu and Erza! stuttered out Lucy as her two friends just sat down at the table, still frozen in shock.

"Damn Natsu! Who knew that she swung both ways!" Cana said in a teasing tone as Natsu slowly shook his head before looking at Erza.

"Hey Erza...you alright?" as he clasped her hand with his own.

"Mira just kissed me! Me! In front of the whole hall! I didn't think my first kiss would be with my old rival! But...it wasn't...too bad.." her inner voice said before finally feeling a warm hand on hers. Looking up, she saw Natsu looking at her with concern in his eyes.

"What should we do, Erza?"

"I...I...I think we should at least give her one date. She obviously has feelings for the both of us, and it would be mean and rude of us to just dismiss her feelings like that"

"Good! Now We have a new challenge ahead of us...going on a date with Mira!" Natsu said in enthusiasm as he punch a fist into an open palm.

"NATSU! This isn't a fight! You have to be a perfect gentleman on a date!" scolded Lucy as Happy just watched in curiosity before going back to his fresh fish he pulled from...somewhere.

"AH! Your right! I don't know anything about this stuff!" the pinkette said in a panic.

"Don't worry, buddy! I'll help you out!" Cana said with a slap on the back as she tried to hide her inner turmoil. "Damn...I waited too long..."

Over the next twenty minutes, the guild talked about this latest development between Erza, Mira, and Natsu. While many of the perverted members were interested in the possibility of Erza and Mira kissing for them again, the withering glare from the knight quickly silenced them. Hearing the guild hall doors open, many members were surprised to see the barmaid walk in with a bag of groceries.

"Sorry I took so long. There was a really long line" Mira said in an angelic voice as she dropped the food off on the counter. Turning to face Natsu, she finally noticed the shocked looks on everybody's face. "Is something wrong?"

"Big sis...we thought you went home?" said Elfman as he sat at a nearby table with Lisanna.

"Why would I go home? I was at the marketplace the last half hour" she asked in confusion.

"No. You came back and kissed me and Erza! You were crying because Grey was being perverted toward you! You even asked the two of us on a date!" shouted Natsu as he couldn't understand why Mira was acting like nothing happened.

"WHAT!? I..I...I..kissed...both of you?" she stuttered out while a heavy tint of blush crept up her face.

"Yes. You did. Then afterwards you ran out saying you had to sort out your feelings. If you did all that to play a prank on us, it was in poor taste" Erza replied as she crossed her arms over her breastplate.

"But I don't remember any of that! Ah...I'm so confused"

"So your saying you don't wanna have a date? I was kinda looking forward to it..." Natsu said with a hint of nervousness.

"Yes! No! I just have no idea what to do..." she relented before laughter could be heard from the front of the guild hall.

"Oh man! You guys sure are excitable" MJ said casually as she walked into the guild hall, standing in front of her double. She was now adorned in her tight, purple pants, her snug tank top with the words 'Property of Natsu' and had a backpack slung over one shoulder.

"AHHHH! There's two Mira's!" shouted out Happy as he flew around in a panic.

"You did this, didn't you!?" Erza said with a hint of fury as she looked at this...other Mira.

"Sure did! And gotta say it was pretty funny! I really liked the part where you two beat up Grey" she chuckled as her double continued to study her.

"Why did you do this? And where do you come from?" asked the guild master as he still tried to come with terms of having two identical women in the guild hall.

"Mainly cause I wanted to help push a certain dragon slayer and my double into a possible romantic situation. Buuuutttt...knowing him, he's probably caught the eyes of a few women in here. As for you second question, I'm from a parallel universe"

"Seriously!" her double yelled out, the woman finally coming out of her shock.

"Sure am! This is my...eighty fifth? No...eighty six universe I've visited" she smiled back.

"You mean travel between universes is possible?" asked Levy from a nearby table with Jet and Droy.

"Yup! The Levy of my universe figured it out. It took her almost five years to get it right, but she did...her drive to solve it was amazing to be honest" MJ said whistfully before looking at the assembled members. "Well? Ask some questions"

"Why are you wearing a shirt that says 'property of Natsu?" asked Lucy.

"Cause he's my boyfriend where I come from...even if he was a jackass this morning" she huffed out while crossing her arms in annoyance.

"Really? Your dating him?" asked her double.

"Yeah, along with five other girls"

"How could you do something so immoral?" asked Erza as she finally sat down at her table.

"What's immoral about it? We all knew what we were getting into. Plus I love him and he loves me. The same with all the others in their own ways. After that, what more do you need?" she replied with a shrug before a look of realization came over her face. Looking around, she saw her two siblings sitting at a table.

"Hey, how come your not in your gothic outfit? Usually Mira's only dress like that when they lose their magic after the death of someone?" asked MJ.

"What do you mean? I still have my magic. I just really enjoy serving behind the bar and dressing nice. Nobody has died in Fairy Tail"

"Then your a pretty lucky universe. Most alternate Fairy Tails see either Elfman, Lisanna, or Natsu die on that fucked up mission a few years ago" MJ finished before holding up a hand to stop any further questions.

"Please don't ask why. It's just one of the quirks of the multiverse. Same with Erza's love of cheesecake or how Natsu and Grey are always rivals as the mentioned ice mage was finally waking up.

"Why the hell are there two Mira's?"

"Don't worry about it" MJ said with a wave of her hand.

"So you said I date six women in your universe right? Think you can tell us who they are?" asked the pinkette.

"How about I show you? Damn, this first contact is going great! Usually somebody's died by now!" MJ said happily as she rustled for something in her backpack.

"You..you mean people have died because of this?" Cana asked,, her drink completely forgotten as the visitor let out a heavy sigh.

"Yeah. While your universe is really nice, there are some truly awful ones. Then there are strange ones, and some that are almost like this one with just one or two differences" she finished while pulling out a recording lacrima.

"How awful you talking?" asked Grey as he sat while rubbing some of his fresh bruises.

"I had to kill an evil Laxus earlier today. He murdered Makarov and Max to take over the guild, held all the men hostage with this fucking killing machine, and was gonna basically make all the girls here become his personal whore harem. Of course this was after he dropped off Erza in a different universe where she was gonna be sold off as a prize in a death race...I've killed over a dozen people today" she finished quietly as this bombshell of news dropped in the hall.

"You've...killed?" Mira asked in a quiet voice.

"Yeah...pretty much everybody in my guild has. My universe is the one that got the short end of the stick" Turning to face Erza, she voiced the next question. "Tell me Erza, what do dark mages do here? Like do they kill?"

"For the most part they don't with a few rare exceptions. They usually just beat up their targets and rob them or whatever their goal is. Don't yours do the same?"

"No. Dark mages in my universe rape. They kill and maim. They burn villages to the ground for fun. Shit, I've run across a dark guild that actually practiced cannabalism. The standing order for Fairy Tail is to basically kill them. In the past half year, I've only seen my boyfriend spare two dark mages"

"Tha..that really happens in your universe?" Lucy squeaked out, her fear evident. "That means there's a version of me that's killed! I can't even begin to comprehend taking a life!"

"Yeah..." The take-over mage trailed off as she let out another sigh. "I'm sorry. I just wanted to have a nice first contact for once, not scare you guys. But you need to understand that the multiverse can be amazing and dangerous at the same time. If you want me to leave, I will. I know most versions of us aren't very comfortable with killing" she let out before Erza approached and wrapped her in a hug.

"It's okay, Mira. If everything you say is true, then you obviously are still a good person for saving my double and that other universe...I just can't imagine Laxus doing that. He's one of the nicest guys in the guild"

"Thanks. But I guess that's another big difference. Now how about I show you what's on this lacrima?" replied MJ in the embrace before leaning forward and whispering in Erza's ear. "If you need help with that place and the blue haired bastard, let me know. He's pure evil in every universe I've come across. He raped a version of me somewhere else, so don't ever trust him again" finished Mira before breaking off the hug.

"You know?" Erza said in a soft whisper as she tired to control her panic. "Jellal really did that to a version of Mira? If she speaks the truth, I must be extremely careful...and be prepared to take a life. If it comes down to stopping him from committing such a vile act, I must not hesitate"

"Yeah. And all your friends here would help you in an instant, don't forget that. Now lets see some of Natsu's girlfriends!" the visiting Mira cheered before walking toward the center of the hall near Bisca and Alzack. Smiling at the two, she turned to face most of the members. "Alright, this is a holographic lacrima. So when I start it up, it's gonna be like they're really here. And don't worry, there isn't any combat footage of them killing or anything. It's just a name intro and a few demonstrations of magic...and they are in order Natsu had sex with them if your wondering" the woman finished before activating the glowing device. Moments later, the guild hall was replaced with a grassy field as they saw a woman in a cargo pants and a gray tank top. Her hair only fell past her ears as the woman finally spoke.

"Samantha Bryne...and this is fucking stupid, Mira" the woman said as she gathered two orbs of crackling red magic in her hands. "Phoenix Fire!" she yelled out, letting a blast burn through the forest before the woman faded away. Next up was the familiar face of Erza Scarlet. She was donned in her COG armor, cradling her lancer in her arms.

"Is...is that me? She has the stance of a soldier...OH MY GOD! Mira said they've all had..had...sex with Natsu!" the woman blushed again as the implications hit her full force.

"Erza Scarlet. S-class mage and soldier of the COG" the woman simply stated before fading from view. Next up was a blue haired woman in a matching blue skirt, white t-shirt, and a purple blazer as she formed orbs of water in her hands.

"Juvia Lockser. And I will be the first to bear my beloved Natsu's children!" she said in determination as MJ just face palmed.

"Of course she would put that in" she muttered as the next image gave way to show the visiting Mira.

"Mirajane! They call me the demon and I'm far superior to Erza!" the image cheered before gathering a massive ball of dark purple energy above her head. "And this is my soul extinction!" the beauty yelled out before unleashing the blast into a barren wasteland. Many of the watching guild members were in a new state of awe as the smoke cleared, showing a massive crater easily hundreds of feet wide.

The next image to appear was Cana, the woman in capri pants, a blue bikini top, and her favorite bomber jacket. She had a shotgun slung over her shoulder and a belt of shells around her waist as she gathered three cards into her hand.

"Cana Alberona. And this is my 'Card Slicer!" the busty brunette said in a stern voice as the three cards raced to a lone boulder. Slicing through, nothing happened for a few seconds until the large rock, easily the size of a large home fell to pieces.

"If she can do that to rocks, what would that attack do to people?" Cana thought as her double faded away. Last but not least, another Erza appeared wearing black cargo pants and a red tank top. Her hair was done in a high ponytail, setting her apart from the earlier woman.

"Erza Knightwalker...and Sam was right, this is fucking dumb. Anyway, this is my 'Ozone Burner' as purple electricity started crackling in her open palms. Unleashing the attack at another small forest, the lightning surged from tree to tree, starting numerous fires before she faded from sight. The guild was completely floored by the power of the magic displayed, knowing that many of them would lose in battle against any of these insanely strong women. That's when a final image emerged. It was another Natsu as he slowly walked forward.

"Holy crap...is that me?" asked the fire mage as he studied the other version of him. This other him was decked out in similar armor to the first Erza and carried an identical rifle, but that wasn't a big concern to Natsu. It was the large scar adorning the face and the...coldness of the eyes as the man just simply stood there. Just one look at him told many of the mages there one thing...this man was strong and extremely dangerous.

"Corporal Natsu Dragneel. S-class mage and soldier of the COG" he simply said as the images finally faded to nothing and the guild returned to normal.

"That dude looked completely menacing! And he's brave enough to date two Erza's! That's insane!" Grey said in a slight panic as MJ calmly picked up the lacrima.

"Well? What did you girls think?" she asked while looking at Mira, Erza, and Cana.

"I can't believe how bad-ass I looked! And I date a stud like Natsu? That is awesome!" cheered Cana as she took a deep swig of beer. Receiving some odd looks from her guild-mates, especially Natsu, the woman calmed down for a moment before looking at the visiting Mira. "So...uh...how did he get that scar? His eyes looked really cold"

"He's been fighting in a war. But you don't need to concern yourself with that right now. What you need to do is start training for your upcoming fights...and to take this fire mage on some dates" MJ finished before another thought came to her. "Huh...I wonder if..." before she marched over and grabbed Natsu by the junk.

"Mira! What are you doing!?" the male shouted out as he felt the woman grab his manhood through his trousers before releasing it a moment later. Giving a thumbs up to her double, she spoke with pride in her voice. "Good news you ladies! He's packing a nine incher like my Natsu! Mean's you'll have lots of fun whenever you do the deed!"

"Ha..have you no shame!" roared Erza as she blushed heavily along with many females in the guild. "Natsu's...that big? I know we bathed together as children, but that was years ago" she though while trying to keep lewd images from her mind, failing miserably.

"Eh, some. Like I'll turn into a spluttering mess if somebody walks in on Natsu and I having sex. But the really shameful one here is you Erza, having the first threesome with Natsu and Juvia" MJ scolded with a wave of her finger.

"WHAT!? Bu...bu..but" the poor knight spluttered as both Mira's giggled at her situation.

"Hey...other Mira. You said we have to start training for future fights? Can you tell us what they are? asked Grey as he continued to stay seated.

"Yeah...there's too many to explain. Plus things could go completely different in your universe. So I'll just give you guys three gifts to help you out!" replied MJ as she dug into her backpack once more. Pulling out a thick book, she handed it to Makarov. "Give this to Mystogan next time he's in town. It will help his home survive"

"So I'm guessing you know?" asked the elder.

With a quick nod of her head, she gave the man his answer before walking over to Levy. "This is what you need to start building your own IVD if you want. Instructions, materials, and the list of every known universe my guild has come across. The ones in red are extremely dangerous...Do. Not. Go. There" she stressed out before handing the second lacrima over to the script mage.

"Thanks! I'll get started on it right away!" Levy replied as her genius practically screamed to start viewing the content. Watching Mira walk back over to the others, she saw the woman hand the final lacrima to her double.

"These are training techniques from all of us in my universe. Be it Lucy, Grey, Bisca, or Evergreen. There's something in there for everybody"

"Thanks...but what happens now?'

"Now I'll probably head home. After all, you still need to go on a date with Erza and Natsu" MJ smiled cheekily.

"You were serious about that?" asked Erza.

"Sure. Even if your my main rival, I still want you to be happy with an amazing guy. Even if you have to share him with a few others. The only thing I want is my double here to have sex with him first!"

"That's way too fast! I think a nice dinner would be a nice first step though..." trailed off Mira as her double reached into her backpack once more.

"Well if you want a nice restaurant, here's four free tickets for 'Gordino's' in Crocus. It's super nice and you could bring Cana along since she obviously has the hots for him too" Mira told her double as Cana laughed awkwardly.

"Why do I have a feeling my life is about to get way more complicated?" Natsu asked himself as the women began chatting. Feeling a hand on his shoulder, he looked over to his rival Grey who was doing his best to comfort the man.

"Sorry Natsu...but it looks like you'll be dead in the next few days with all these crazy women" the ice mage smirked as Natsu just groaned at the coming pain of romance.

"So Mira? How do you plan on getting home? asked Bisca from her table.

"With this" she explained while pulling out a silver looking gun with blue lines of shimmering power. Activating the main screen, MJ's eyes widened in shock. "Those sneaky little devils..." Mira muttered before inputting some new coordinates. "Sorry! But I gotta go! It was nice meeting all of you!" she said with a wave before jumping into the spinning vortex.

"Oh man...this day was soooo weird" muttered Lucy as she looked at her best friend in a new light. "Nine inches huh? Maybe I should throw my hat into the ring?" she thought with an inward smirk as the members started to talk about the drastic turn their lives had just taken.


Universe 551-G

"She was completely messing with them half the time! And she didn't even explain why she kissed that other Erza!" Gajeel shouted out as Knightwalker simply laughed. "Oh man, who knew you were into chicks, Scarlet?' the woman teased as Erza spluttered.

"I..I'm not! I will destroy any of you for assuming otherwise!" Erza roared before Mira butted in.

"I can't believe she just grabbed Natsu like that in front of everybody...or laid the groundwork for a harem" Mira said with a tint of redness in her cheeks.

"What I really wanna know is how my double has purple lightning for magic? That shit looks really cool" commented the huntress.

"You bet! They all looked really strong!" Natsu said happily before a new voice came into from the entrance to the hall.

"Well, four of us are S-class. Another year and team Phoenix-Hunter will be up for the trials themselves...if they wanted to anyway" MJ said from the doorway before walking into the hall. "So? How long have you been watching me today?"

"Ah, Mira! We uh..." trailed off Lucy before Juvia butted in.

"We've been watching since you had your fight with Dragneel this morning. But who's in team Phoenix-Hunter?" the blunette asked.

"That would be Sam, Knigtwalker, and Wendy with Carla. That young woman has made insane strides in her confidence and magical strength" the woman admitted before taking a seat at the bar.

"You...you killed all those people. Including that Laxus" Max stuttered out as he studied the murderous Mira.

"Yeah, I did. While killing Laxus was kinda fucked up, he had it coming. I mean, you all saw and heard what happened? Just imagine the outcome if I hadn't been there"

"He would've done some really bad stuff to those girls..." Natsu trailed off after a few minutes of silence.

"That's right. I've learned that you can never hesitate in situations like that. I'm just glad I got there in time..." she trailed off.

"Well I can certainly respect that. Now I wanna know how my double has magic? I'm still using my 'Ten Commandments"

"Eh. It just happened one day. Same thing happened with Sam. And before you ask, its something with my universe that allows it. To be honest, it's pretty rare. It's just stupid, dumb luck that both of them got it"

"Alright. So you still mad at Dragneel?"

"Not really. Just needed time to cool down I guess. I know he's building that thing for the "Heavy Metal' squad.

"What is that exactly? We heard him mention it with McGarden earlier?" asked Levy.

"Basically its a back-up squad for when shit gets to hot for even Echo to handle. It usually is comprised of strong mages though. First time it went into effect it was myself, Grey, Gajeel, and Juvia. Echo's whole mission went to hell even before they reached the drop-off point" she said with a heavy tone as she looked at the ceiling, trying not to remember that day.

"Was it because of those locust monsters?" asked Lisanna from a nearby table.

"Yeah...there were alot of them, some really nasty ones too. Too many innocent people died that day. But god damn, that shit went down before Erza had to deal with all that shit at the Tower of Heaven"

"How did she handle it? I can imagine it would've been nightmarish for her considering how her life went" Erza said in a soft tone.

"To be honest, it took her only a few minutes to free herself from those other slave kids. Once she did, she climbed that tower in an murdering rampage. Killed something like fifty dark mages before finally reaching Jellal. She chopped his head off when she finally had the chance, that fucking bastard" MJ snarled out before pinching her nose in frustration. "Sorry you guys. I keep forgetting that only 200-ab and some of the girls in 200-az know the full story. To be honest, we really try to keep most alternates in the dark about the violence of our universe. Sadly, it works only half the time"

"Why? I mean, your universe seems more technologically advanced? Couldn't you easily prevent that?" asked Lucy as she sat next to her boyfriend.

"It's because of how Fairy Tail naturally is. Almost every version of you wants to know, to help. It's just the way we are. But god damn, yours is the only one that had a locust attack besides mine, so you already know a bit. Your just lucky it was a small one"

"Because it was a kid?" asked Natsu.

"No. Because there are classes of locust far larger. If you faced one of those, your whole guild could've been wiped out"

"Is it one of those 'Corpsers? Juvia heard Dragneel and other Levy talking about how he was eaten by one. What exactly are they?"

"Why do you guys even care? It's not like my boyfriend will ever ask you to fight them?"

"Because what if they come back here again? My boyfriend put everything he had into that fight and it was barely enough. We need to have the knowledge just in case" Erza explained, her logic sound as Mira slowly nodded her head.

"I can follow that reasoning I guess..." she trailed off before pulling another lacrima from her backpack. "This one will show you the opening stages of 'Corren' I will not show you the slave camp there...what those monsters did to those people..." MJ finished with a strain in her voice as she walked to the middle of the hall. Setting down the magical orb, the woman activated it before the guild hall was replaced by a ruined city. Several tall buildings had collapsed into the street as numerous explosions and gunfire rattled through the concrete corridors. The screams of dying people could be heard in the distance as the view centered on a wide avenue covered with rusting cars. In the middle was a wide barricade as Dragneel and his squad took cover from murderous gunfire.

"God-damn grinder!" the man yelled out over the din of combat as he quickly popped up out of cover to fire a burst at the lumbering behemoth. Bullets punching through the heavy helmet, it slewed the machine gun fire to the side. Three drones were cut down, the heavy rounds smashing bone and muscle alike as the remaining locust hunkered down.

"We gotta keep them distracted! Zulu and Baker companies are still moving against the camp!" screamed out Sam as she blind-fired over the barricade, her rounds hitting locust flesh.

"Yeah! I know!" Dragneel shot back as he reloaded. Looking over, Erza was firing into a ruined store on the left side of the street, trying to kill the monsters inside.

"Fuck! These guys are pissing me off" she growled out before hurling a grenade into the store. Seconds later it exploded, debris and bloody parts her reward as she ducked back down.

"They're falling back! Keep hitting em!" shouted Glenn as he leapt over the barricade. Surging forward, he brought his rifle down onto the neck of another locust, the spinning blades digging into the flesh as blood sprayed against his armor.

"That's right! Fucking die!" the man yelled with hate as the squad moved forward, killing the last few drones as they tried to disengage. Moving further up the street, Natsu stopped at a corner before taking a quick peek. A locust barricade had been set up, blocking the street as two machine guns could be seen while crewed by numerous locust. Ducking back, he silently cursed before looking back at his squad. "We got a nest with no fucking cover. I could try blasting them out, but chances are I'll get shot"

"What about that alley across the street?" indicated Sam as the group looked at the abandoned alleyway.

"That could work. But we'd..."

The ground started trembling, the soldiers instantly knowing what could be coming as they looked around for any incoming E-holes. Looking behind her, Erza studied the street they just fought on as a large portion of the roadway ballooned upwards before collapsing down. Her eyes widened in horror as numerous large limbs shot out of the ground. It barely took five seconds for the terrifying corpser to emerge before it let out a bellowing roar, the massive maw showing numerous teeth the size of a man.

"MOVE! Don't stop for anything!" commanded Sam as the four soldiers burst out of cover, heading for the alley as the large monster gave chase. Gunfire was already ripping through the air, trying to claim the lives of the four as tracers filled the street. Making it to safety, Erza barely looked back as the monstrosity slammed into the opening, trying to kill the four soldiers as they continued to move. That's when Mira paused the recording before looking at the numerous mages.

"That's a corpser. And my Natsu is the only known human to ever survive being eaten by one" she finished as numerous mages had turned very pale.

"He...he was really eaten by one of those?" Cana asked in a small voice, trying not to shake as the image of the monster finally faded away.

"Yeah. Your just lucky I didn't show you the riftworm" MJ said with a shudder.

"The riftworm?" asked Grey as he tried to forget the images of this new monster from his mind. He didn't even realize he was squeezing Lucy's hand, trying to comfort the girl as the visiting Mira sighed.

"Yeah...imagine a worm ten miles long that can sink whole cities. Echo squad killed it...but there was so much blood"

"How much?" asked Knightwalker in curiosity. "GOD DAMN! My hat is off to those four, that thing was fucking nightmarish"

"The blood level was about the height of Erza's shoulders when they finally managed to cut their way out...it was fucking disgusting" she finished before looking at the members gathered. "I didn't show you that to scare you, but to hopefully help you understand...and I hope you'll eventually come and visit us. Dragneel really likes you guys. But enough of all this depressing shit! Who wants to hear stories about some of the awesome universes!?" the visiting Mira asked while several mages nodded, glad for the change of topic.

"Awesome! So did you guys know there's a universe where all of us are still kids? Like the whole timeline is six years behind us"

"Woah! Really?" Wendy said in astonishment.

"Yup! A whole group of us visited for three whole days. Dragneel basically gave his younger self some awesome training tips and a crash course in wooing girls when he got older. I, of course talked with little Mira about the advantage of having a guy like Natsu in our lives. Obviously, Erza, Cana, and Juvia didn't like this so while Juv had to go bring her younger self to Fairy Tail, those other two were planting the seeds of future romance. By the time we left, that poor dragon slayer was being hounded by the four to spend time with them. It was really nice to see them all so happy. Obviously we didn't tell them about the locust or anything bad like that" she finished while smiling at the pleasant memory.

"That sounds amazing! What other nice universes are there?" asked Evergreen. "While I'm not comfortable with what she did with that other Laxus, that Evergreen was among those women that were about to be forced into sex...I just have to remember that the multiverse is infinite with endless possibilities" she concluded as MJ started to speak once more.

"Well there is a universe where your one of the S-class mages and your dating Natsu along with Erza and Lucy. And before you ask, We have not found a universe where Natsu just has one girlfriend or mate or whatever you wanna call it. We have searched hundreds of universes and its always at least two. Although...there is a rumor that Juvia did find one where its just her and Natsu. But if she did, the girl hasn't said a word to anybody about it"

"Wait...so your saying there's a universe where I'm part of 'Team Natsu?" asked the self proclaimed queen of the fairies.

"Yup! You four sure can tear it up. Grey is part of team ShadowGear in that one. Him and Levy are super close, but god that team is like the third strongest in that guild"

"NO WAY! ME AND GREY!" Levy shouted out in embarrassment. "It's bad enough knowing that countless versions of all Levy's end up with Gajeel...now Grey? This stuff can make a girl go crazy!"

"You are. But hey look on the bright side. In universe 2000-J your taller and sporting big tits like me or Lucy! You've even posed along with another me in 'Sorcerers Weekly! The two of us date Natsu in that one...I'm pretty sure that's the one where Erza is in a lesbian relationship with Cana? Or is it Juvia and Lucy? Ah, screw it" she finished as Knightwalker started laughing as Levy tried to imagine herself with large breasts.

"Oh wow! Who knew you'd swing that way!"

"S..Shut up! She's talking about a parallel universe!" Erza stuttered out while several members laughed at her heavy blushing.

"Actually Knightwalker, you and Sam have fooled around in my universe" the visiting Mira said casually with a wave of her hand.

"HAH! Now who likes girls?" teased Erza as she pointed a finger at the huntress.

"Meh. It's not a big deal. After all Sam and myself are super awesome" she replied with not a care in the world.

"Have you...done anything like that?" asked Mira as she looked at her visiting twin.

"Wellll...there was this one time with Cana, Erza, and Natsu..." she trailed off.

"DON"T! I can't take any more of all this unsavory talk!" yelled out Erza as she pulled a sword out from her pocket dimension.

"HAHAHA! Your face was priceless! But alright, I won't. Can't have you passing out from blushing too much" Mira teased before a familiar crackling could be felt in the air. Seconds later, a shimmering blue portal appeared before a striking woman with pink hair walked through. She was wearing a black skirt with matching boots, a tight, red tube top, and a yellow jacket that reached down past her impressive bust.

"MIIIIRRAAAA! You need to come home! I wanted to hang out with Natsu but he said he wont until you come back!" the woman wailed as she hugged the large chested Mira.

"He really turned you down until I came home?"

"Yeah!" she finished before sniffing the air. Following her nose, the busty pinkette approached Natsu before sniffing the man. Pulling back a few seconds later, she let out a pleasant smile. "Well your strong. But your not Dragneel strong. You have awhile to go before reaching his level" she finished before Natsu finally spoke up.

"Wh..who are you?"

"I'm Natsumi Dragneel! The female version of you and princess of the fire dragons!"

"WHAT! NO WAY!" Natsu roared out while gripping his head in frustration. "Ahhhhh! Female Jellal's, evil Laxus! And now a woman version of me! This is madness!" his thoughts raged before laughing could be heard.

"HAHAHAHA! Your a girl!" Grey laughed before Natsumi punched him in the jaw, spilling him to the floor.

"Shut up Grey! I still haven't forgiven you for all the shit you've pulled in the last week!"

"What did he do?" asked Juvia as she looked down at her former love.

"He spies on me from his 'stalking pillar' in the hall. He tries to ask me out almost every day. He leaves me love notes all over the place and stalks me through the city whispering "My beautiful Natsumi will give me many wonderful children. Hell! Two days ago he broke into my house, lit scented candles, and covered my bed in roses while he laid there in the nude! I had to burn the whole mattress after I kicked his ass all the way to Magnolia!" the woman ranted as many mages had identical thoughts. "That Grey acts just like Juvia!"

"Wait...you mean..."

"That's right! Your in love with the female Natsu!"

"Oh...oh I'm gonna be fucking sick!" the ice mage yelled out before bolting to the restroom as Natsumi turned to MJ, completely forgetting the trauma she just visited on Grey.

"So I have some good news! Evergreen and Bisca are interested in having a turn with your boyfriend! After all, he did wreck like half the female population in three days"

Stifling a groan, Mira simply pinched her nose in frustration. 'You know...I really didn't expect you to fall in love with the guy...or start amassing a second harem for him in your universe"

"Wait...your in love with Dragneel!? How does that even work if your the female version?" asked Lucy as the blonde tried to fathom the relationship in her mind.

"Sure am! That guy is the Alpha and I need the strongest! Plus, we ran genetic tests. Totally compatible for any future children" she replied with a wave of her hand before looking at her male counterpart. "Say...you should really find your own Natsumi. I bet she would be super grateful"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Roared out Mira and Erza as they jumped in front of Natsu, readying themselves to fight.

"Finnneeee. But if you change your mind, there's one lonely girl in 101-L. She doesn't even have a Grey to fall back on...poor thing" she said in a sad tone before looking at MJ. "So ready to get going? Can only mess with people for so long"

"Sure. I had my fun" replied the take over-mage as she started inputting the proper coordinates.

"Wait! You know Dragneel right? Do you know the full story about him? His fighting prowess is very impressive" asked Knightwalker as Natsumi turned to face her.

"Yeah...His life from the age of fourteen is a blood soaked nightmare of suffering, genocide, and horror. He's been shot, impaled, and slashed. He's been under heavy machine gun fire, seen countless of his friends from Sera die, and is personally responsible for killing thousands of people in Magnolia to stop the locust invasion. His ultimate move, the 'Fire Dragon's Pillar of Destruction' can vaporize a medium sized city within minutes. Obviously, he doesn't like to talk about this stuff. When I first met him with MJ and his Cana, they had barely escaped the butchery of Shimmer Lake in his universe. The only reason he told me and the others is because one of those grub bastards showed up in our guild hall. So if your really serious about learning more, your best bet is to go to the Crocus library. It's where all the 'McGarden Files' are" Natsumi finished before nodding her head at Mira. Activating the portal, the two woman jumped through, leaving the hall in silence.

"He...had to sacrifice that many people?" Mira said softly as Knightwalker simply stood up and left the guild hall, wanting to be alone.

"I'm strong! I know I am! But to learn he can destroy a whole city in one attack...or to have that kind of blood on his hands...That has to be damaging for anybody, no matter who they are" she told herself while walking down the street, trying to clear her head.


Universe 137-C

Natsu was sitting on a bench in Magnolia Park, enjoying the sunset as sounds of the bustling city continued to reach his ears. Erza and Juvia still weren't back yet, the water mage calling earlier to say the job didn't go exactly as planned. Cana had decided on a night out on the town with Evergreen and Levy, the three girls sure to cause a ruckus later. Grey and Lucy were set to return tomorrow from their little romantic getaway, the two deciding on some quality time together. Knightwalker and Sam had decided to take Wendy, Carla,and Happy camping. Claiming the girl needs to learn how to 'rough it' in the wild.

"Damn...I wonder when Mira is getting back? Natsumi left over an hour ago" the man said to himself as he spread his arms across the back of the bench.

"Actually...I've been back awhile. Was just picking up a little peace offering" said Mira as she approached from behind with Natsumi. Walking up to her boyfriend, she handed him a silver flask, most likely containing whiskey. Sitting down, the two women flanked the man as he took a small swig before handing it back to Mira.

"Sorry I've been so busy...and for yelling at you. If you still want, we can go on a job friday?"

"I'd like that. And I'm sorry too. I know alot of what you do is to help people or to keep others safe"

Slowly nodding, Natsu looked into Mira's eyes with a serious look. "Alright...but promise me you'll stop racing in that universe. I looked at your car and there was alot of damage...way more than usual"

"Don't worry, I'm done...but the good thing is I did save a parallel Erza there"

"Really? Well why don't you tell me about your day then? All I did was work on a tank, eat, and yell at the merchants who forgot to ship my parts"

Smiling at her man, Mira started to tell the two about her whole day. From the death race to rescuing Erza and all the way till Natsumi showed up to bring her home. By the time she was done, it was dark as the stars twinkled above as the city lights burned, trying to keep the night at bay.

"So Natsu...how about some awesome make-up sex?" Mira said softly as she trailed a finger along his chest.

"I'd be down with that" he smirked before feeling a hand on his shoulder.

"Yeah...I'm getting in on this action. No way I'm heading back home until I'm satisfied"

"Sounds good to me" Natsu shrugged before remembering where they where. "It is a 30 minute walk back to my place though. I didn't drive today"

"Pfft. Fuck that. Lucy's place is only a few blocks from here" Natsumi told them before turning and hurrying down the street as the other two kept pace with the busty pinkette.


The three had successfully broken into Lucy's apartment, the female dragon slayer knowing exactly how to pick the lock on the window as the trio were already tearing each others clothes off in a frenzy. The two women were already nude, the clothes flung everywhere as Natus simply requipped his clothing to his pocket dimension. He could see the lust in the women's eyes as he pulled Mira in for a heated kiss, the two battling each other with their tongues as the take over mage moaned softly.

"God damn...it's been too long" whispered Natsumi as she sunk to her knees, taking the large shaft of meat into her mouth as her lover continued to make out with Mira. Taking almost 7 inches down her throat, the dragon princess gagged slightly before pulling back just to repeat the endeavor a second later. Breaking away form Natsu, the demon saw the plight of her friend before sinking down to her knees herself.

"No Natsumi...you gotta suck it like this..." Mira teased as she took control, slowly bobbing her head up and down as the male let out a groan of pleasure. Letting the shaft pop out of her mouth a few minutes later, the white haired woman started licking and kissing the side as her partner started to do the same.

"Mmmmm...he's always so impressive" Mira thought with a shudder before licking her way down to the base. Placing the testicle closest to her in her mouth, Mira started to suck as Natsumi did the same, leaving the member free as the two woman continued to pleasure the man's balls.

"Oh...god damn..." muttered Natsu as the pink haired woman started to stroke his hard cock. The ministrations continued for the next five minutes as the sounds of moaning, slurping, and sucking filled the bedroom of Lucy and Grey. Finally taking a break with her mouth, Natsumi stood up before pushing Natsu onto the bed. Letting the man lay there for a few moments, she turned to face Mira before capturing her in a heavy kiss.

"Okay...that is sexy as fuck" Natsu said as he felt his shaft reach full readiness. Smirking at the man's words, Mira pulled away from her tongue battle, a small trail of saliva between the two. Walking over to the bed, they soon joined the male as Natsumi took control and straddled the man, easing herself onto his cock.

"Fuck! I always forget how fucking big you are" she gasped out as the woman started to bounce up and down, impaling herself on the 9 inch monster. Wanting to feel pleasure herself, Mira simply swung on of her legs over Natsu's face before lowering her glistening core near his mouth. Feeling the man starting to lick and suck on the folds of flesh, the demon let out a lust filled moan.

"God damn! That feels good!" she breathed out before lowering herself to suck on Natsumi's nipples, teasing the little nubs of flesh with her tongue.

"Mmmmm...keep doing that Mira, you dirty slut" the pinkette stuttered out as she continued to ride the hard cock.

"Oh? But aren't you the self proclaimed cock-whore?"

"Yes!"

"Yes what?" asked Mira before shuddering from Natsu's continued licking of her pussy.

"I'm a cock-whore!"

"What else?"

"I'm a slut! All I think about is getting fucked!"

"Mmmm...I thought so" Mira smirked before bringing the woman close and capturing another kiss. Pushing her tongue into the pinkette's mouth, Mira completely dominated her before releasing the woman.

"I think it's my turn to get fucked" she said lustfully before climbing off of Natsu as the other woman did the same. Crawling onto her hands and knees, Mira presented her gloriously shaped buttocks to the man as she lowered her head, already assuming the position. "Come on big boy...Fuck me" she teased as the man lined up with her wet core.

"Heh. If you insist" he said with a a heavy tone of lust as he pushed into the white haired beauty.

"Oh shit! I love how fucking big you are!" Mira gasped out as she felt the man starting to thrust deep inside her. Looking forward, Mira was breathing heavily as Natsumi spread her legs right in front of her mouth.

"Go ahead...eat it, bitch" the woman commanded as the eldest Strauss complied, starting to lick the pink opening as her breasts swayed from each thrust. This was the scene for the next ten minutes as the three adults continued to fuck and moan, the bedroom filled with a truly beautiful sight.

"I bet you like eating that pussy...don't you?"

"Hmmmhmm"

"Mean's your a dirty slut...doesn't it?"

"Y..yes..." Mira stuttered out as she felt a tingle race up her spine.

"Say it"

"I'm a dirty slut!" she yelled out just as her orgasm raced through her body, causing the woman to shudder and moan from the release.

"Looks like the slut came first" Natsumi smirked as Mira collapsed on the bed, breathing heavily. Ignoring the exhausted mage, Natsumi shifted herself, spreading her legs wide as the male positioned himself. Sliding in, the female moaned out as the deep thrusts filled her completely.

"Shit! You need to fuck me like the whore I am!" the female commanded as the soldier picked up his pace, the heavy grunts letting her know he was deep in the throes of passion. Grabbing the back of her calves, Natsumi pulled her legs near her bouncing chest as the man placed his hands on her inner thighs. Leveraging himself to pound into her, Natsu continued to fuck her as he pushed her ankles next to her ears.

"Damn Natsumi...you really are a dirty slut"

Moaning heavily, the woman didn't even respond as Mira crawled over before rubbing her hand on the pinkette's clit. Feeling the new sensation, Natsumi knew she was close. "Fuck...I'm...I'm..."

"AUGHHHH! I'm cumming!" she screamed out as her body shuddered from the release. It wasn't long after as Nutsu pulled out with one final grunt before shooting his seed all over the quivering breasts of the visiting mage.

"Oh wow! Look at all of that!" Mira said in admiration before licking up a few globs of semen, swallowing them in moments. This is how the two women cleaned up, scooping the genetic material into their mouths before it finally ran out a minute later. With the lights shutting off, they could feel the bed settle as the Gear laid down. Crawling over to Natsu, the two wrapped an arm around his warm torso as they snuggled in close.

"Damn...what a day" Mira whispered as sleep soon took hold, the moonlight basking the three in a nightime glow as sleep took them all.


The next day...

"That was a great trip Grey! I had so much fun! Plus you were quite passionate during our love making! We really need to do this again soon!" Lucy said happily as she climbed up the stairs to her top floor condo.

"I know! It was relaxing to just get away from it all and enjoy peace and quiet with my lovely lady" Grey said with a smile as he carried the few bags of luggage. Pausing as his girlfriend dug out her keys, he followed her into the condo a minute later. Heading to the bedroom, he nearly bumped into Lucy as she froze in place. Looking past her, Grey could see the sleeping, nude forms of Natsu, Mira, and Natsumi in their bed, the evidence of a sexual night apparent to both.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

And that is my latest oneshot! I hope everybody enjoyed it and I'll be taking the Natsumi poll down sunday. To be honest its such a landslide win its kinda moot at this point. Anyways, its great to have my computer back up and FYI, Halvo Bay, Corren and a third COG chapter will be next. I'll be working on them heavily up till christmas. So after those three are done, then I'll do another one-shot. Also, I'll be limiting voting for one-shots to just two options since many of them got very few votes...or I just cant think of shit to write for them. Anyway, review or PM me! I always love em! Hope you enjoy!

"WOW! You wrote that whole thing in a week!"

"Sure did, Happy!"

"Soo...when is there gonna be a chapter dedicated to the main hero? Happy Dragneel?"

"NEVER! MWAHAHAHA!"

"NOOOOOOO!"

This is thehappy signing off.