"This is not a date," Katsuki stated as if it was a fact. It was not a date. Even if they already knew each other for months now, it is not a date. He didn't ask her out so it's not a date. He invited her. He didn't ask her out. "Your ass wanted to see aquatic plants so here we are at Sea World."
Ibara was planning to do research on aquatic plants. They are the Botany Club and not just the Gardening Club. Besides, the Gardening Club handles the fruits and vegetables anyway. His mom definitely did not force him to give the other ticket to her. He stole a glance at her to see if she was enjoying herself. Her eyes sparkled beautifully as she admired the movements of different sea creatures. He looked away before she could notice him staring.
"These plants and animals are beautiful, are they not?"
"They're all right." He replied lamely. Ibara narrowed her eyes while smiling. She poked his sides to get his full attention. "Wha-? Hey! Fuck off with that poking."
"I didn't know you were ticklish there." She continued poking him aggressively as he tried to avoid her fingers. It's even more embarrassing when he noticed people were watching them.
"Stop that!"
"Well look who the shit monster dragged in." He turned around at yet another encounter he did not want to deal with right now.
"Deku."
"Bakugou." Izuku was accompanied by the two blondes he's usually with. The two stared at each other intensely as they always have. "Didn't take you for a Sea-World guy."
"I still have the responsibilities of being the Botany Club President." He answered the question lingering inside Izuku's head. "Still a two-timing cunt?"
"Who says I'm dating either of them? They're my best friends. From the looks of it, you're the one on a date."
"I'm just accompanying the club president on a field trip!"
"Ay, ay, ay, ay, whoa now." Camie got in between them. "No need to turn this into a competition."
They turned it into a competition.
"You fuck, stop using your quirk to manipulate the water gun!" Katsuki complained while failing to hit any targets in the water gun game.
"Maybe I'm just a good shot!"
"Well, since the two of you know them, do they usually do this?" Ibara faced Camie and Himiko.
"Trust me, fam, it used to be a lot more vicious than this." Camie and Himiko shrugged when they remembered the old rivalry between the two.
"Far more vicious? Now that's what I'd like to see. He's grown softer since going to UA." Ibara stared at the two boys now starting to push each other while competing on who hits the most targets. She would have noticed if Katsuki had mellowed out but she didn't expect it from the start. She turned to the two girls again only to see Himiko staring at her with narrowed eyes.
"You like the explosive guy, don't you?"
"What? No, that's a trick question, isn't it?" Ibara tilted her head when Camie and Himiko simultaneously facepalmed. She was about to ask but they both held up their palm to stop her from asking. "How about you two? Are you three really in a polygamy?"
"No. Izu-kun is a one girl type of guy. He's surprisingly committed when it comes down to it." Himiko handed her some candy, which she politely refused. Camie took it instead and absorbed it into her mouth quicker than some fast rat or something.
"Yeah, if Izubro and Bakubitch got one thing in common, it's that they seem dedicated on anything they want," Camie admitted while the competition between the two boys went from pushing to straight-up arm punching. "Especially if it involves embarrassing and beating each other."
"THAT'S IT! YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
"BACK AT YOU, YOU BASTARD!" The two let loose and aimed the water guns at each other.
"Ah shit, here we go again." Camie immediately pulled Himiko and Ibara out of the game room in favour of getting them away from the two's future ban from Sea-World.
"Are we not gonna stop them?"
"And not have fun watching them do something stupid? Nah, fam, trust me." Camie handed her a cotton candy as they waited outside the room.
*BOOM* *BANG* *BANG* *SWOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH*
Ibara heard crackles of electricity come from the game room of Sea World and lights suddenly went out. She was not liking how whatever they are doing is turning out.
"Oh shit, this is gonna su-"
*BOOOOOOOMMMM*
"I wonder if Izu-kun is okay."
"Shouldn't we be helping them by now?"
"Nah, I don't think they're going that fa-" Suddenly enough, they heard the banging of glass at their left only to see Katsuki and Izuku fighting each other underwater while also punching away sharks. "Okay, maybe we should try to sto-"
The glass started cracking as the people who visited Sea World started scrambling out of the building. "Oh shit."
"This is why I'd rather have them not fight, ladies."
"Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, fam." Camie raised her hands up in defeat as Ibara's vines made a sphere around the three. They heard the glass shatter followed by the screams of the two boys.
"YOU'RE DEAD!" Izuku screamed at the top of his lungs.
"IF SHARKS WON'T KILL YOU, I WILL!"Katsuki snapped back. Ibara, Himiko, and Camie have had enough of their antics. They got out of Ibara's Vine Sphere and approached the two punching each other. Camie did a light chop on Izuku's neck, knocking him out while Ibara held Katsuki back. "LET ME AT HIM!"
"Katsuki, you've had enough fun, it's time to go before all of us gets arrested." Ibara pulled him away by the ear. She stopped for a second and turned around, nodding at the two girls.
"Ow! OW! DON'T PULL MY EAR SO HARD!" Katsuki whined as his wet ass got hauled away by Ibara.
Camie and Himiko looked at each other while holding an unconscious Izuku. Gran Torino will probably give them hell for this but they did learn something in return. They smiled knowingly at each other.
"You think they got the hots for each, Cam-chan?"
"Couldn't figure any less, Miko-baby."
No New Members Added
Today's Result: Everybody loses
Damage Bills on the Sea World: A lot
Crimes committed: Damage to Public Property, Assault and Mutual Battery, Endangering the Public
The Next Incident: The Holy Water Pool Prelude and the Holy Water Pool Incident
