This one is for: jimmy ( )

Still Desperate to find his main squeeze Zelda, Link charged down the halls of Smash Mansion. He knew were his next foe was. It was in the adventure mode promoting it's new c.d. 'The Greatest Hits of Jiggly: vol. 1' .

Link rushed in only to find jigglypuff near the end of the first Mario stage signing copies for the thirty Yoshis.

"jigglypuff! How dare you steal my main squeeze, Zelda, away from me! What have you done to posses her?" Link shouted.

Jigglypuff made that pissed off face and said, "jiggly! Jigglypuff: which probably meant something like, "you damn jocks suck!"

Once again the brave hero said . "Prepare for battle!" and unsheathed his sword.

When Jigglypuff was done signing albums, he waddled over to Link and decided to face him.

Jigglypuff took a big breath of air and started to sing his most famous song ever 'Jigglypuff jiggly Jigglypuff' the hero was prepared for the singing.

"I knew you were gonna try this but as you know all of that crappy ocarina playing has left me tone-deaf! You have no choice but to surrender!" Our dashing hero told him.

Jigglypuff made that pissed off face again and used his short arms to use the pound attack against Link. The blow glanced off and roy was entering their section of the stage. Link stabbed Jigglypuff and said., "you're not so tough without your Pikachu and pichu groupies are you now?"

Roy once again stared on and said "damn!" as Link walked out of the stage.

Link decided to relax from his search so he went the training room. As he was about to go, he saw Ganondorf and Mewtwo. mew two picked up Zelda and teleported them away.

Our hero then realized that he could not rest and that, "If I can't have you, no one can!"