Ami's and Rikki's FMA Ficlet Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters, places, and things of FMA! Just the made-ups.

FlashBack: A little baby of only two hours was taken from her home after her mother ordered it. "I can't take care of her because of my illness. Please forgive me Phoenix." The woman said. She was glad her two sons were asleep so she could tell them that it was a miscarriage because of the illness. Only Winry's grandmother would know. End FlashBack

Present time Normal point of view: A blond young man cursed as he got cut yet again in a fight. His younger brother scolded him, " Ed! Be careful!" The man, Edward Elric, answered angrily " I know, Al! I know!" and muttered something about nosy little brothers. The person they were fighting noticed his opponent was distracted and decided to play dirty by attacking while the opponent was distracted. "Ed! Watch out!" Al yelled.Al clapped his hands and alchemic energy crackled around Al'shandsthen theman they were fighting fell to the ground. " Thanks, Al." Ed replied. A young girl of exactly eight years watched them from a distance. Those boys look like the boys in mommy's picture! Al noticed the girl and said, "Hey you!" The girl thought Oh great! They saw me. Who knows if they'll believe me! Ed looked in the direction Al was pointing to and saw the little girl standing there with a scared look on her face. "Hey! We aren't going to hurt you! Come over here." Ed called. The little girl slowly moved towards them and stopped five feet from them. They couldn't see her face because she was looking at the ground and her hair was covering her face. Ed and Al looked at each other and then Al said very calmly, "Hey, what's the matter? Ifyour afraid, Wearen't going tohurt you, you know." The girl looked up and nodded she was still wary of Ed though. She jumped when Ed asked what her name was. "Phoenix." She said she was not going to give her last name unless they asked. "Last name?" Ed said in a bored voice. "………elric" she muttered. "What? Phoenix Elric? B-but mom said the baby died in a miscarriage! Are you positive that is your name!" Ed asked with an unreadable expression. "……Y-y-yes." Phoenix stuttered. I knew this would happen! Phoenix's eyes were hazed and Al asked, "You ok?" She looked up and said, "Um, uh yeah! I think. You believe me right?" Ed and Al said "NO." "Yep!" Phoenix was sad about Ed's answer so she said, "Ask Pinako! She'll tell you who I am." Ed said "Fine. We need to visit Winry anyway." And he showed her the poor condition of his auto-mail. "You are soooo dead!" Phoenix giggled. Ed said "..." Al laughed and Ed gave him a do-not-laugh-or-you-will-be-dead-too glare. Al looked pale. Phoenix looked confused and said "Well? I really want to get going, like NOW!" Ed and Al yelped when she yelled. Phoenix gave a big sweet, sugary smile and said "Can we puh-lease go now?" They got on the train to Resembool. It was going to be a LONG three hours to their destination! Five minutes later: "Are we there yet?" "No!" "…Are we there YET?" "No!" "…Are we there YET?" "NO! So shut up!" People sweat-dropped as wailing was heard and a mew? "Al! Do you have a cat hidden somewhere!" "NO." Phoenix panicked, would Ed make her get rid of Mouse? She bought her, rescued her! "I have a cat! And I got her from the animal shelter so I own her! See." A small eight week old kitten was in her lap looking very confused as to why it was bumpy and she couldn't move. Al said "Awww, what's her name?" "Mouse." "What? Mouse?" "Yes! I named her myself!" "O…K! Cute name." "THANK YOU!" Al was in a death grip/hug. Ed said "I think I'm gonna hurl." "WHAT'D YOU SAY SHRIMP!" Phoenix said angrily. "SHRIMP! I'LL GIVE YA SHRIMP! I'LL POUND YOUR SCRAWNY A$$ INTO THE GR-" "ED! LANGUAGE!" "Ow! Sorry al." Phoenix was bawling her eyes out.

"Idiot! She's only eight! Sorry about him Phoenix, hey Ed lets switch seats so you and Phoenix don't have to sit next to each other?" "Yes THANK YOU AL!" "Fine with me! I'm tired. And hungry and thirsty." "SHUT UP YOU CAN EAT AND DRINK AND SLEEP WHEN WE GET TO WINRY'S!" more crying was heard. "Phoenix please stop, Ed apologize." "NO SHE DISERVES TO GET YELLED AT!" even more crying is heard. "ED!" "FINE! I… apologize." "…..not accepted." "WHAT!" "Phoenix, please accept." "NO!" "Phoenix!" "Fine…accepted." "Humph…" "YOU'RE IMMPOSSIBLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU I ACCEPT YOUR STUPID APOLIGY AND YOU ACT LIKE A JACK-""PHOENIX!" "Hmph" "You know, your just as stubborn as Ed, phoenix." "WHAT! I AM NOT!" "Of course your not I'm the most stubborn." Ed says proudly. "You are not, I AM" "Oh boy, here they go again." Al mutters. Ed and Phoenix don't hear cause they're to busy yelling at each other. That's how the rest of the ride went. Al ended up with a major headache.

As Ed, Al, and Phoenix arrived at Winry's, Pinako saw them and just about bursts into hysterics as she saw Ed yelling and screaming at Phoenix. "So I see you met yourbaby sister." "So it is true…DAMN IT!" "ED, don't curse in front of children!" "She curses on her own. She called me a Jack-ass!" "Did not. I wasn't allowed to finish so I just called you a Jack!" Winry comes out of the house with major Armstrong, Rose, and Colonel Mustang. " Well well, looks like the midget finally got here." "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" "Mustang be nice he just got back." "How's Lt. Hawkeye?" "…." "SHE'S GONNA HAVE A BABY, RIGHT PAPA MUSTANG!" "…Shut…Up…" "Don't tell Winry to shut up or I'll-" You'll what? How can you do anything at that height?" "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!" They got into a fight while everyone else decided to head inside. "Al, who's Hawkeye?" "Mustang's girl" "You mean his daughter?" "No, his wife." "Mustangs married." "Yep" "But, he's so OLD!" "WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD!" Mustang had just walked in. "Well, at least she's good for one thing…HAHAHAHAHA!" Ed continued laughing as mustang got angrier and angrier. Finally Mustang hit Ed upside the head. Then Phoenix bit Roy. "OWWWW! Why'd you bite me?" "You hit my brother. Only I and Winry can hit him" "Okaaayy. Then could you bite him?" "………no…" "Why?" "I hate ya." "Why?" "I don't know." "…" They just stared at each other until Ed hit Roy with the auto-mail arm. "ED!" Winry then hit ed with of course her wrench. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" phoenix fell over laughing.