Alrighty! This is a one shot crossover idea thing from UnknownLegion! It's the first one wrote so if you read it, you know the pairings and all that. First of all, not killing anybody. The worst that happens is some harsh words and maybe a few fists thrown. Second thing, this will probably be a shorter one. I'm thinking 8-10k to be honest. This is just gonna be…I dunno? Random stuff? But you know I'll make it messed up anyway lol. And to be clear, he wont be using this in his canon so really don't have to worry.

As always, I don't own Gears of War or Fairy Tail

The 0.00001% chance

Universe 74330-A Year 798


It was a pleasantly sunny day outside as Erza sat at the bar with her daughter Amy. The red-head was sharing her dessert with her little angel as the guild was completely turned upside down. Not only was little Ur, the daughter of Grey and Juvia running around with an older Asuka as they laughed and played, but so was Natsu's and Hisui's little army. When the two had come to visit, the little hellions of nine had burst into the hall with intents to play with all the other kids. Plus…they knew their Aunt Mira would spoil them with delicious treats. Lucy was talking with the king and queen congratulating them on their upcoming tenth child as Evergreen and Elfman watched over their young son as he played with happy.

"Sometimes I feel so blessed to see all of you with such lovely families' Makarov said nearby as the retired guild master sat on the bar enjoy his frothy mug of beer.

"I know. I can hardly believe it myself" replied Erza as Grey and Natsu got into a shouting match over who was a cooler dad.

"Those two…never change" she said with a smile as Juvia and Hisui tried to calm down their husbands. The strange pop from the center of the hall elicited a confused look on many before a similar spark ran through the air. In a moment, a strange vortex of spinning blues and crackling electricity coalesced into existence as a steady 'hum' of power emanated from the object.

"Children! Stay behind me!" commanded Hisui as the kids immediately obeyed, not wanting to incur the mother's wrath. But what happened next shocked everybody in the hall as a double of Erza, Hisui, and a strange, pink haired woman with a scale patterned scarf appeared. While this other Hisui seemed normal enough, she was wearing a large pistol on her hip along with the other Erza.

"I don't think I'll ever get used to that" Hisui mentioned as she spotted her double. Giving a slight wave, the trio smiled at the grouping before the pink haired woman spoke up.

"Hey! I'm Natsumi Dragneel! We're from a different universe…er Well I am. These two are from a different one" she said happily as the guild was gob-smacked. One Erza was bad enough. But two? Along with what looked like a female Nasu? These facts kept everbody in a shocked stupor as they looked on. Seeing as they were all still stunned, Scarlet walked up to her double at the bar while crossing her arms underneath her bust. Trying to give a warm smile, she couldn't help but notice the young girl with similar features as her sitting next to the double.

"I see you're a mother here. That's pretty cool" she tried to break the ice as a side door leading to the bathrooms opened. Walking in, Romero started to approach his wife before seeing the extra red-head. Deciding to be friendly, he walked up her ready to introduce himself.

Snapping her side-arm up in the blink of an eye, Scarlet pointed it at Romero's head as her eyes burned hatred.

"Stay the fuck away from her you piece of shit!" she roared out while Erza jumped out between this obvious threat and her husband.

"Don't you dare point a weapon at my husband!" Erza yelled in fury as she tried to re-equip a blade but found she couldn't.

"Y..your husband! You actually got together with this fucking loser! How did he do it? Brainwashing? Mind control? Blackmail? Cause that's the only thing I can think of for you getting with this monster!" Scarlet roared as she tried to get a shot.

"ERZA! STOP THIS!" yelled Natsu as he run forward to try and calm her down. "Why is this other doing this? Romero is a really nice man and husband!"

"Shut the fuck up Natsu. There's only one man I'll listen to, and you're not him" she snarled out before Natsumi got the warrior in a chokehold.

"Stop it Erza! You don't need to do this!"

"Grrr! Get off me! I have to save her! I have to save her!" she cried out as Hisui lent a hand to control the powerful woman. Seeing that the mother was still in front of her family, she could see the anger and confusion.

"Wh..what could've happened to make her want to kill my husband! Blackmail!? Mind-control!? He would never do something like that" she thought while the doubles tried to restrain her other self.

"STOP IT! She need's saving!" Scarlet cried out before breaking free of their grips. Marching back over, anger, hate, and horror were in her eyes as she locked pupils with the mom fifteen feet away. Trying to find a target, Scarlet started to move before a fresh portal appeared. Marching through was another Natsu…but not one they recognized. While the king was known for his kindness and warm smile, this one had a scar running from above his left eye to the corner of his mouth. His face was in a scowl as military fatigues adorned his body. A similar weapon rested upon his hip as he marched up and grabbed Erza's pistol arm.

"ERZA! Snap out of it!" he yelled at the woman as she locked eyes with the man she trusted more than anything.

"But he's dangerous!" she cried out as the guild maintained silence, hoping this other Natsu would calm her down.

"I know what happened in the last three realities, Erza. But do your really think somebody like that would start a family? Get married? Look around you, your scaring all these kids and their parents" he emphasized with a wave of his hand as she started to lower the weapon.

"But…I…he…" she trailed off as the woman started to cry. Looking into her lover's eye's she could see the concern in them as tears washed down her cheeks.

"Am…am I…am I broken?" she asked between sobs.

"Yeah…but so am I. That's why we're broken together" he whispered before kissing her lips and embracing her in a loving hug.

Natsu and Erza couldn't believe what they were seeing. A moment ago, this woman was trying to kill Romero. Now she was crying and kissing this other Natsu as her soft sobs filled the hall. Watching them break apart, Natsumi walked up to the duo.

"Scarlet…how about I take you to get some dessert while you sort yourself out" the female suggested as the soldier simply nodded before being led from the hall.

Running a hand through his hair, this other Natsu looked tired as Hisui F. stood next to him. "I'm sorry about that, the last three universes she encountered…Romero was a pretty shitty person"

"Uh…what do you mean...um…should I call you 'other' Natsu?" the King asked as he studied his doppleganger. "Man…look at him. He looks like a bad-ass. I wonder if he's a king too?"

"Call me Dragneel. In fact, any double's you meet just call by our last names to keep it easier" he answered the question before continuing. "But to answer your original question, the first universe Romero drugged Mira and was planning on selling her to some sex-slavers for cash. He had asked her on a date and she turned him down…so he wanted revenge. My girlfriend…stopped him before he could finish the deal" he paused before raising a hand for silence. "Save your questions or concerns for last. I don't like to repeat myself" as his authority washed over the hall, his gravel-like tone betraying unknown hardships. "The second one, he had managed to get Wendy to go on a date with him. When he tried to be…more intimate, she refused and slapped him. He punched her and knocked her to the ground in some alley. Started to rip off her clothes. He figured since he paid for the whole day, he should have some fun too. Scarlet…she blew his brains out over a nearby wall before taking that Wendy to the old lady doctor. Then the final one last night…was the worst of all. See this other Erza was depressed since she thought she missed her chance with Natsu. He was out on a date with Mira, Cana, and Hisui. And yeah…Natsu's can have multiple wives…just the way we are" he mentioned to the ruler of Fiore before continuing. "Anyway, my girlfriend was visiting her, trying to convince her to go for it when they got back. When she left to go tidy herself up, Romero appeared with a drink for this 'other' Erza. He had put sleeping pills in it…or what's commonly known, the 'date rape drug' The effects were almost immediate and she got sleepy. The little bastard took her home not realizing my girl was following him. Romero took her to his room where she passed out and he started to strip her down after starting to record it. He was planning on recording the whole thing and blackmailing her into being his girlfriend or he would show it to all of Fiore. That fucking would be rapist had his pants down when Scarlet burst in. She…knew exactly what was about to happen so she activated her portal gun and through him to universe one-thousand-A. All this shit she saw…happened just yesterday. And when she saw him here…her mind clouded and went to the worst scenario" he finished as Romero had turned a pasty white.

"I...I would never do something like that! I love Erza more than anything!" the young man shouted as the guild nodded in agreement.

"You better. Since you're the only Romero to ever get Erza in all the multiverse. She is a thousand times more likely to date Mira than you…so treat her right" he finished before clapping his hands. "Okay! Enough of all this nasty crap!" he tried to smile before looking at his double. "So, king huh? Not too bad. I'll be a king too someday" he smirked before wrapping an arm around Hisui, the woman giggling at the attention.

"Wait! You date myself and Hisui?" Erza asked in shock. "Jesus…no wonder she was so hostile toward him. Just thinking about those situations makes my skin crawl. Hopefully she calms down and we can talk like civilized women. I wonder why I couldn't use my re-equip though…?"

Rubbing his head in a very Natsu-like manner, he let a grin as he held up all ten fingers. "I actually date ten women. Most of them in this hall right now" he finished as many of the females wondered how they could end up in some harem with this other Natsu.

"So..you. The queen of Fiore…are actually in a harem with Natsu and nine others!~?" the emerald haired woman cried out as her children looked on in confusion. In their young minds, they figured this was some sister to their mom that looked exactly like her.

"Sure am. And it's really not that bad. Not only do I have great friendships with them all, but my Natsu is the alpha of all the realities. He's the strongest, the bravest, the smartest, and the sexiest. He will make a fine king one day" she finished before crouching down near the tallest of the children. He was a young boy…maybe five or six years old with mostly green hair mixed with salmon streaks. "What's your name?" she asked sweetly.

"Ignus..." the boy said in a shy tone at this woman that looked like his mom, but wasn't.

"Ohhh! Your just adorable!" Hisui F. said happily before shooting to her feet. "Your gonna give me some super cute babies one day, Natsu!" she cheered.

"Jeez…first Juvia and Natsumi, now you? He complained as the clatter of a breaking glass nearby caused the guild to turn their attention to the motherly rainwoman.

"J...Juvia is with Natsu? But what about Grey?" she asked in disbelief.

"Yeah…you have an eighty-eight percent chance to end up with me Juvia. For the most part, Grey usually doesn't deserve you anyway" he finished as the water-mage froze from the news. Hearing the door open as he tried to comfort his wife, Grey couldn't help but scowl at this pompous dragon slayer. "Maybe I should teach him a lesson for taking my Juvia. After all, I am S-class"

Walking in was Scarlet and Natsumi, the two women walking side by side. Seeing her double, Scarlet walked over before promptly bowing in apology. "I'm sorry for my actions! I saw him near you and I…I…just assumed the worse! You may strike me if you'd like!" she practically shouted before standing up to her full height, ready for the blow.

"Huh…haven't heard her say that in a long time" Dragneel mentioned as he watched the events unfold.

Looking into this other woman's eyes, Erza finally could see into her double's soul..and it scared her. Instead of warmth and kindness, she saw pain…suffering…and horrible nightmares in the blink of an eye. Letting out a deep sigh, she extended her hand.

"It's…alright. Your boyfriend explained why you did what you did. I probably would've reacted in a similar way. Maybe with less cursing around children though" Feeling her double clasp it, the two shook hands before releasing. Feeling the moment get awkward, the visiting red-head tried to break the ice.

"So…um…would you be interested in seeing my Gear armor? You could try it on if you'd like? The amplifier Levy built is working for once" Scarlet asked as she rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment.

"Sure. I've never heard of that kind of armor before though" the mother replied as the other Erza closed her eyes momentarily. In a flash of light, the body was adorned in something new. Studying the armor, Erza gulped. It was a series of plates with blue lights running up each side of the chest piece. The name 'Scarlet' was stenciled above the right breast in black letters while a large gear symbol rested in the center. It was adorned with shin, shoulder, and arm guards while a pair of heavy looking boots were now on her feet. The gouges, scratches, and furrows upon the armor told a history of heavy fighting while the woman clutched a large rifle in her hands. It looked like a very deadly weapon with a chainsaw slung underneath as she held it at the ready. "It looks like she fought in a war…"

"Amazing…what kind of magical properties does it have?" the mom slightly gushed at this unknown armor.

"None. It's only purpose is to keep me alive in heavy combat missions with Natsu and the rest of Echo Squad" she replied before her boyfriend set a comforting hand on her shoulder. "Don't go to much into that stuff okay? Lots of kids around here" he advised as Scarlet sent her armor away with a nod. Releasing the magazine, she started to hand the now empty rifle to her older twin.

"This is my Lancer Assault Rifle. This weapon has no other purpose except to kill. If you had lived my life...you would understand" Scarlet replied as the weapon was handed over. Staggering forward, Erza was surprised at the weight. "This is quite heavy. How much does she use it? Because it looked like she didn't even feel it" she admitted to herself as she studied the weapon. It's machining looked quite advanced, the metals having a gray finish. Hefting it like her double, she found it difficult. "I know I'm still one of the strongest women on the continent, but she might be stronger than me…" she concluded before handing the deadly weapon back.

"Have you…killed with it?" she asked as her double simply nodded, her eyes betraying some unknown horrors as she sent the objects away in flashes of light.

"What are you talking about? Erza has never taken a life" asked Lucy, the woman insanely curious about this whole thing.

"Well the short answer is I'm a soldier, Lucy. Same with Natsu. We both fight in a war against some truly…terrifying enemies. Killing is necessary. It's either that…or die"

"Is…that how you and him got together? Because you both served in the military?" the blonde author asked. "Jeez…military service? And the way she was earlier, I think she really would have killed Romero…"

"Pretty much. Our bond was forged in the fires of conflict on the battlefield. I trust him with my life and love him more than anything. While I did like him even as a young girl, it was those battles that made me fall in love with him" Scarlet finished with a smile before Natsumi pushed the red-head away.

"Don't forget about me! I'm the princess of Fire Dragon's so I'm obviously the most lovable" she said happily while clutching the male in a large hug.

"Hey! Don't just push me!" Scarlet roared out as she grabbed the pink-haired female.

"Oww! Come on Erza! I was just playing around! We can just share him tonight when we get home!" the dragon-slayer cheered as Hisui tapped her foot in anger.

"Natsumi…You know damn well I'm taking him to dinner in Crocus tonight!" the green haired woman glared as the guild watched the trio starting to bicker over Dragneel.

"How does he not die from all the female anger?" Gildarts asked in admiration. "I'm proud of Natsu for starting a family…but this other guy is a super ladies man! Ten women including the queen, a female him, Erza, and Juvia! Just who are the rest!?" he wondered as the scarred man walked over to the king.

"So, looks like you have quite the little army there" Dragneel pointed out to the kids as Scarlet, Natsumi, and Fiore continued to argue back and forth over him.

"Oh yeah! They're the best! Honestly, being a dad is so fun! Wouldn't trade it for anything in the world!" the salmon haired king replied with a grin before it slowly faded. "So…you get that scar in the military?"

"Yeah…on my first mission too. But I'm not going into that. Your universe is really happy you know? Don't need to worry about all that nasty crap" he finished while folding his arms over his chest as the guild talked among themselves. Feeling a presence beside him, the man looked over to a fully grown, and very busty Wendy Marvell.

"Mr. Dragneel?" she asked while fidgeting a little. While her confidence had taken great strides, she still was a shy woman at times, and it showed now as the man looked at her.

"Yeah Wendy?"

"What am I like in your reality?"

"Well your still fourteen, but your becoming a badass. Sam and Knightwalker make sure to train you and build that confidence of yours everyday" he smirked before Grey shot to his feet.

"KNIGHTWALKER! You mean that crazy psycho from Edolas!? The ice mage yelled in fury and disbelief as his wife finally came out of her shock.

"She's one of my girlfriends. Pretty awesome when you get to know her" Dragneel replied before a smirk came over his face. Turning to Scarlet as she stared off at the other two women, he decided to tease his girlfriend. "Hey Scarlet! Remember when we visited Miami in that one universe and you and Knightwalker decided to…" he said as the woman's eyes turned wide as saucers. Blushing heavily, the soldier raced across the guild with a fist cocked back.

"Don't tell them intimate details!" she roared before her fist connected with his jaw. Flying back, the man crashed against a pillar while his smirk was still there.

"Damn it's so fucking sexy when you blush like that. Makes you look adorable" the scarred man continued to tease as he stood up easily under the blow.

"How is he still awake? Erza can still knock almost anybody out in one blow" thought Mira as she watched this slightly insane double start to fight in the hall.

"I'm kicking your ass, Natsu! No way I'll let you share intimate knowledge!" she cried out while landing a right hook to the man's face. Doubling over a moment later from a fist wedged into her abdominals, she coughed as her boyfriend smirked.

"But why not? You really enjoyed it back then…" he teased as Scarlet rose quickly, headbutting the man under the chin.

"You can be a perverted jack-ass sometimes! You know that!?" she roared before starting to trade blows with the scarred male as they fought in the guild. They didn't even care as the children cheered them on, enjoying the awesome fight.

"Ah, it's nice to see her feeling better" Natsumi mentioned casually as she walked over and sat at the bar next to Cana and Mira.

"This is her feeling better?" asked the lush as the two soldiers just beat each other up, smiles on their faces as the young children continued to watch in fascination.

"Yeah…like that stuff from earlier could be attributed to stress and whatever, but if she was in a bad mood or just a killing mood…you don't want to see that kind of Erza. Her life…has been very difficult. Same with all of them really…especially my Natsu" the pinkette replied with a sad sigh.

"Do you think you could tell us?" Mira asked the female dragon slayer. "I wonder how their relationship even works? Isn't it like loving yourself?"

"Um…not here. Lots of little kids and it would give them nightmares. The stuff Dragneel was telling you earlier about the other Romero's…is pretty tame stuff by their standards…kind of" she finished as the two Hisui's were comparing notes about their lives. Leaving the hall, the three women were soon outside in the pleasant day as they continued to walk around the building. Coming to a stop, Natsumi looked at the two curious women.

"Alright. So, to explain a few things. First of all, most universes with Fairy Tail in it are very peaceful. You have your bandits and Vulcans and stupid dark mages. Natsu's are kinda dense and some things stay the same, like Erza loving cheesecake or the fact that Natsu and Grey are rivals no matter the magics they use. But their universe…one thirty-seven-C is wrought with war and suffering. Instead of shitty bandits, they have raping cannibals and sex-slavers. Even the lowest bandit thinks nothing of killing innocents. Then, in one month alone, over three hundred thirty thousand people died from the enemies they fight. Natsu and Erza…have seen cities burned to ash, been shot, have had children explode against their skin. Those two…have been eaten by a worm ten miles long and almost drowned in blood. The nightmares and atrocities they've witnessed is haunting. Queen Hisui…had to call in four etherion strikes against her own country to save the rest" the female finished as her two companions stared at her in horrified shock.

"H…how are they not insane? The nightmares they must have…just the sheer number of dead people…" Mira trailed off before Natsumi interrupted.

"Are horrible. Their lives have been shattered and re-shattered again and again" she told them while looking at the two. Deciding to change the subject, she gave a small smirk. "You know…you two are in his harem? The love they have for him…is amazing to be honest"

"What? Really? How does that even happen?" Cana asked in a stupor, trying to ignore the horrific facts she just heard about this other Erza.

"Well Mira was a rival of Erza's back then…still is actually. But those two both liked him and bickered all the time. Of course, this was when Natsu was just a dumb kid, not the war-torn veteran you see today. But those two wouldn't reach an agreement who got him…so they decided to share him when they were older. As for Cana…she loved his strength and bravery in battle. It's actually how he manages to draw so many women. He doesn't even try, and I bet you two are thinking about how great it would be to have him to yourselves?" the pinkette smirked knowingly as the two women blushed a slight pink at the correct assumption.

"So…how does this harem work? Like is one of the women in charge of the others?" Mira asked as she cursed herself for missing out on Natsu for the millionth time.

"Nah. Nothing like that. We are all equal in his eyes. Favoring one over the other is just…not what he does. He tries to spend time with all of us equally, and he loves to cook dinner for us girls…it really makes him happy to do that" Natsumi finished before a new thought came to her. "Oh, did you know he discovered the cure for motion-sickness?"

"Really? But that plagues the king even now!" Cana exclaimed as Natsumi started to walk back toward the guild. Chuckling lightly, the dimensional visitor simply shrugged before halting abruptly, causing the other two to stop.

"Just to clarify…don't ask them about the stuff I told you. It dredges up bad thoughts and a whole boatload of awful things. In fact, forget I told you that shit altogether"

"Um…alright. But can we ask him about our doubles?" asked Cana as she studied the pinkette. "If even a portion of those awful things are true…his life would be madness. Maybe it's just best to forget it like Natsumi suggested"

"Yeah, that should be fine" the female said with a wave of her hand as she pushed the door's open. Walking in, she wasn't surprised to see Natsu arm wrestling with Dragneel, the two deciding to challenge each other as their respective women cheered them on.

"I'm the King of Fiore! I can't lose!" Natsu grunted in exertion as his opponent yawned, his arm not budging at all. "What's with this guy? He's not even trying!"

"Your gonna have to do better than that" Dragneel smirked as Fiore whispered in his ear. His grin widening, the soldier locked eyes with his double. "My girl says if I win…I get a threesome with her and Juvia…pretty fucking sweet if you ask me" the man relayed before pushing Natsu's clenched fist to the table top.

"Man! How do I concentrate if you say stuff like that!?" the king asked in annoyance as Hisui wrapped her slender arms around his body from behind.

'Oh sweetie, its just a silly contest. Plus, you should be happy I still end up with him…even if I do have to share…" she casually mentioned. "Well, my double has confirmed that both of our respective men are quite…gifted down there. And she's already confirmed he's a national hero by year 786! Like they barely finished the Tenrou Island Trials and he's well known everywhere! I have to say I'm slightly jealous"

"OKAY! THAT'S IT! I Don't know how you got Juvia to like you, but at the end of the day, you're still a pink-haired dumbass that shouldn't be with her! Grey shouted as he stood up and glared at the visiting dragon slayer. Slowly standing up, the veteran Gear had a scowl on his face as he turned to face the ice-mage. His wife and daughter were behind him, trying to calm the ice user down, but he waved them off instead.

"So…you think you can take on the Alpha Dragneel?" the scarred man asked as Grey smirked.

"Damn right I do. After all I am S-class" the other male replied as the two stood at the ready. Stripping off his shirt, Grey revealed his finely toned pectorals before flexing, trying to show off for his friends.

Widening her eyes as she sat next to the motherly red-head and her daughter, Scarlet immediately shot to her feet.

"GREY! Put your shirt back on! Otherwise…" she started before her boyfriend interrupted.

"Too late Scarlet. He issued the shirtless challenge" the soldier replied over his shoulder as the female Gear sat back down.

"Is something wrong?" asked the other Erza as she actually found it nice to talk with another her as they opened up to each other.

"NOPE! My future king's just gonna take off his shirt...love it when he does that" Fiore replied from nearby as Natsumi nodded.

"Damn right! So sexy…"

Letting out a sigh, Scarlet turned in her seat toward her doppleganger. "Basically, if Grey or some other man in the guild challenge my Natsu to a fight, he strips his shirt off to 'Show off for his ladies' I've tried to make him stop with every threat I can think of, but nothing works!" Scarlet cried to the heavens as she silently wailed.

"I don't see why that's a problem? I mean, we've seen Natsu shirtless countless times?"

"Just watch the faces of the single women in the guild. Heck, even you might have some wandering thoughts about him instead of your husband over there"

"You're not still mad at me are you? I mean your own Romero has to be a decent man?"

"Tchh! That nine- year old punk snuck into my home when me and Natsu were being 'intimate' with each other and took pictures. The perverts in the guild had promised him fifty-thousand jewel if he succeeded" Scarlet grumbled as she crossed her arms under her heavenly bust as Dragneel and Grey let insults fly at each other.

"W…what did you do to the poor kid?" Romero asked. "I'm still nine there? No wonder I'm not even on her radar if she was single. And those other Romero's she encountered…make me sick"

"I caught him and made him march past his school in his underwear. Then I punished the perverts. None of them ever tried it again" she finished before turning back to Natsu and Grey.

"So…ice pick, you really think you can beat me?"

"Damn right I can you flame-brained bastard!"

Shrugging nonchalantly, the man pulled of his shirt in the middle of the hall ready to fight. Revealing his heavy muscles to the guild, Fiore and Natsumi cheered while many others stared in shock. While the rippling abdominals and pectorals were pleasing for many women, it was the numerous scars crisscrossing his body that had many women blushing, including some of the mother's like Levy, Evergreen, Erza, and even Juvia.

"Woah…I think I missed out" Lucy mentioned nearby Levy as the mother held her young son next to Gajeel.

"Yeah…he certainly looks strong…" Levy slightly blushed. While she loved Gajeel with all her heart, there was no harm in looking.

"Now that's a real man!' shouted Elfman as his wife ignored him, studying the heavy scars. "Well…we know he's a soldier…" the brunette blushed slightly.

"Is this what other Juvia gets for a future husband? She can certainly understand the…appeal" the motherly water mage thought as she looked over to the older Erza. She too had a slight dusting of pink to her cheeks as she turned to her double.

"Your Natsu…is…um…" the red-head trailed off as Scarlet nodded in understanding.

"Yup. The ultimate man when it comes to making women want him" she finished as her lover cracked his knuckles.

"D..dude…what happened to you?" Grey asked in a stutter as he took a slight step back.

"War happened…" Dragneel replied darkly before shooting forward in a flash of fire. Embedding his fist into Grey's stomach, the man doubled over before spitting out saliva. But it wasn't over as a knee cracked into his face, sending him sprawling to the floor in a groaning mess of pain. It had barely take 2.6 seconds for this other Natsu to beat down the S-class mage into submission. The guild was in complete and utter disbelief as Dragneel stood over the ice mage. "Just so your aware Grey…I'm equal to Gildarts in my reality and I achieved S-class when I was nineteen. The sad fact is, Lucy could take you down in my universe" he finished before walking away…just as a familiar crackling could be heard. Coming into existence right before him, the portal pulsed before a familiar water mage came jumping through.

"NAAATTTSUUUU!" Juvia cried before jumping into his arms and knocking him to the floor. Letting out an 'Opffhh!' He landed hard as the portal flashed again. Walking through were the familiar forms of Bisca, Levy, Cana, Mira, Knightwalker, and an unknown brunette woman.

"Damn Dragneel, you got taken down like a bitch" Levy chuckled as the scar on her face pulled at her cheek.

"Shut up Lev" he groaned as Juvia swung a stack of pictures in front of his face.

"LOOK NATSU! They finally had their adorable babies!" the blunette cheered in joy as she waved a single photo in front of his face. After the male finally stood up a few seconds later, he managed to calm Juvia down. Seeing all the confusion from the doubles, the man cleared his throat. "Everybody. These are all my girlfriends. So, get to know each other!" he smirked as the doubles started to mingle.

"AHHH They're sooo cute!" Juvia cried before grabbing the hand of her double and dragging her over to the two Erza's as Sam and Knightwalker talked with Mira and her double at the bar. Raising the picture, she showed the two mom's and Erza the picture in her hands. It was a photo of Natsu with his arms wrapped around the waist of a different Erza and Juvia. While this other Erza had a baby wrapped in blue blankets snuggled to her chest, Juvia had two infants wrapped in pink while Happy posed in the photo above the family.

'No way…that's…me" Erza commented as she studied the smiling family. "Even though they share…they all look so happy with each other"

"Are those…Juvia's babies with Natsu?" the rainwoman asked as she studied them. "Juvia loves Grey with all her heart, but she has to admit those little bundles are adorable!"

"Oh yeah…Now I remember that universe. She was dating Jellal there when we arrived. Turns out he was planning on selling her to a dark guild to be a sex slave" Scarlet commented as the two moms looked on in horror.

"You…mean…he actually planned on doing that?" the mother asked in a horrified stupor.

"Yeah. You think I was mad before at Romero? I killed that Jellal with a baseball bat to the head…vile sack of shit" she muttered before waving it off. "Don't worry about it, most Jellal's are like that" she finished as Juvia pulled out more photos from different realities.

"Jesus…she just waves murder off like nothing? What would I have to go through to get that jaded?"

Watching as the group of women looked at different realities of happy couples, Levy walked over to her double with Bisca close beside her. Eyeing the two families with their children, McGarden cocked an eyebrow. "So you and Gajeel huh? Not that surprising to be honest" the short woman shrugged as she looked down at the young child with black hair.

'You're the surprising one. How the hell did you end up in a harem with Salamander?' Gajeel questioned as the woman with a scar looked up at the ceiling. "It's a long story filled with blood, suffering and death. Not something you guys need to know. Just know that I'm happy with him…even if he can be a pink haired jack-ass…" she grumbled as the 'Mad Genius' shirt hugged her small breasts.

"Oh…but isn't he…kinda dense?" Levy asked as Bisca walked over to her double.

"Nah. He's actually a mechanical and engineering genius. We built a tank together for fun!" the woman said happily as she sat down to chat with her double and her family.

Seeing that McGarden was already chatting, Connell was sitting with her double, Alzack, and their young, teenage daughter.

"So…how come you didn't marry me?" Alzack asked bluntly before Bisca slapped him upside the head, embarrassed at his rudeness. "Don't ask that right away! I'm sure she has a good reason! Probably your stupidity!" the wife scolded as the man gained a sheepish look.

"Actually…he died…in a horrible battle. I still have nightmares about it sometimes. But Natsu…he was there to help me pick up the pieces. He never asked for anything in return, he just wanted to help me through it"

"Th…that's awful…" Asuka said sadly as the thirteen-year old held her father's hand in comfort.

"Yeah…January was a..a..rough month for all of us " Connell finished before lightly smiling. "I know…your thinking why not just go find a different Alzack? But it just wouldn't be the same. Plus, we never got romantic so its not like a lost my husband" she finished.

'I see…so have you been to lots of realities?" Bisca asked as she tried to put the depressing conversation behind them.

"Sure have! I was in a universe where I was best friends with Sorano and we were S-class along side Erza and Mira. They all had a thing for Natsu there too, the prince of the lightning dragons" she finished as the three looked at her in awe. "But what about me? Am I just chopped liver!?" Alzack asked in a stupor. Rubbing the back of her head, Connell smiled to him. "Well…you see…you didn't exist there. Like you weren't in any guild, legal or dark. I even checked birth records and you just…weren't born there…sorry" she apologized before looking at Cana…drinking with Cana.

"So…what's it like dating that hunk?' Cana asked her double as she cocked a thumb over her shoulder.

"Pretty awesome actually. Not only do I get to hang with some of my best friends, but I live in a huge house with a jacuzzi in the back yard and awesome training area. Plus, we get to go visit a new reality like every week. While some are pretty…bad, others are super cool! Then…there's the mind-blowing sex with him…soo amazing…." Alberona mentioned with a smile before taking a swig of her drink.

"Not going to lie…I'm kinda jealous" the lush replied as she looked over at Dragneel trying to play with Natsu's kids…and succeeding as they piled on Natsu's 'brother' with laughter and screams of delight.

"Yeah…He'll make a great father someday…but we have things to take care of first" the visiting mage replied softly as she looked down the bar at some of the other women.

"So…Knightwalker? How did you come to join Fairy Tail?" Mira asked from behind the bar as her sister stood nearby. While she had never personally met the woman, she had heard tales of her from Lisanna from her time stuck in Edolas.

"Well, it was kinda fucked up to be honest. Unlike most versions of Earthland, ours didn't lose Lisanna. So, when they learned about me…especially Dragneel, they used the portal gun's and vortexed to my home reality. It was kinda shocking to see myself standing outside the Fairy Tail guild when I finally surrounded them"

"Yeah, then Scarlet tries to negotiate with my bestie here…totally sucked at it" Sam butted in with a chuckle as Knightwalker nodded.

"Got that right. Luckily Sam here knew what would sway me to stand down"

"What would make you do that? I remember you being quite…driven to kill or capture us" the younger Strauss woman mentioned.

"Let's see…." The double thought as she looked at the ceiling. "She told me about the opportunity to kill some evil mother-fuckers in earthland. Like rapists and slavers. Then she told me I had a chance to develop my own magic which happened" she smirked while letting a stray strand of purple electricity jump from her hand. "Then…she said there were plenty of ice-cream shops with…lime desserts…"

"But it was really funny then. Dragneel knew she was strong and challenged her to a fight after…sniffing her" the brunette muttered in annoyance.

"GAH! That was so fucking weird! Can you to imagine some random guy just walking up and sniffing you saying, "Oh yeah…you're the sixth mate?' It was messed up" the red-head huffed as she crossed her arms underneath her bust.

"But hey? At least I cheered for you to kick his ass" the other woman smirked as Laki sat down next to the brunette.

"I still can't believe you did that" MJ muttered from the otherside of Knightwalker as her 'Property of Natsu' shirt hugged her large breasts. Seeing the impish smirk from the Sergeant, she knew Sam didn't care at all.

"So where do you fit in Sam? None of us has ever heard of you?" the purple haired woman asked.

"Well I lead Echo squad while Natsu is second in command. We've fought side by side since his very first mission as a Gear. And I'm the first woman to sleep with him so I guess you could consider me the boss of all these harlots" she replied as MJ shot to her feet.

"You know damn well it doesn't work like that! You just made that up right now to be cool!" the white haired woman shouted while pointing an accusing finger. Letting out a throaty laugh, Sam stood up as she cracked her knuckles.

"So…think you can take on the queen huh?"

"Nobody has ever called you that!" she shouted before lunging at the woman, tackling her to the floor as they started to fight and trade blows.

"CRAZY BITCH!"

"WHITE HAIRED TRAMP!" the two insulted each other as they rolled across the floor, kicking and punching.

"Aren't you going to stop them?" Erza asked her younger double as they continued to look at pictures from dozens of different realities. Watching as Sam punched Mira through the doorway, Scarlet waved a hand in dismissal as the fight was taken outside.

"Nah. It's fun for them. As long as they don't attack me or disturb my cheesecake, I'm alright with it" she smiled with a fresh bruise on her face from the fight with Dragneel.

"How come my mommy is with Uncle Natsu in so many of these pictures?" asked Amy as she pointed out one with Natsu surrounded by Erza, Mira, and Laki. The woodmake mage had a young child in her arms as both Mira and Erza showed growing bellies, evidence of advanced pregnancy.

"Well…' the soldier started to say before Natsumi walked up to join the conversation as sounds of fighting could be heard outside.

"It's because Erza and Mira both have a ninety-five percent chance to get together with Natsu in the multiverse. Cana and Juvia are at eighty-eight percent and Hisui is at about…sixty-three percent. Almost all of them end up sharing the dragon-slayer in some sort of relationship. It's just how it is. But then you get odd ones sometimes like the reality of four-three-seven-eight-nine-W. There Erza and Juvia date while Mira, Lisanna, Sorano, and Yukino date that lovable hunk" the female princess explained as the two mothers nodded in understanding. "I'd be lying if I never thought of the possibility, but he was already dating Hisui and then that night happened"

"But Juvia doesn't understand? Home come her chances of getting together with Grey are so low? The angelic rainwoman asked as her double shuffled another picture of Levy, Lucy, and Juvia surrounding another version of Natsu.

"To be honest, most versions of Grey never return the feelings and you usually end up in Natsu's arms as he tries to mend your broken heart. Usually happens after Grey starts dating a different woman. But the universes where your wanting Natsu right away? He usually starts taking an interest pretty quickly. Nothing overnight, but within a few months time you're a couple" Natsumi finished as Lucy walked up with a questioning look.

"Okay, I'm curious about something ever since you showed up" she asked as the busty pinkette turned to face her.

"Shoot"

"How does your relationship work? I can understand the rest, but aren't you him?" the blonde pointed to the soldier as the man lofted a child onto his shoulders, a genuine smile plastered on his face as the two Hisui's continued to talk.

"Despite us being parallel doubles, we actually aren't related at all. Our genetics are completely compatible which means…"I'm GONNA HAVE HIS FIRST CHILD!" the pinkette roared out as Juvia gained a terrifying glare.

"That honor will go to Juvia! Not some pink-haired hussy!" the rainwoman yelled as she pressed the photos into Scarlet's hands. Lunging forward, she tackled the female to the ground as they started to fight.

"Juvia will defeat you! Her first daughter will be named Azura!" she yelled before punching her opponent in the face. Spitting out a small bit of blood, Natsumi headbutted the blunette with a smirk.

"No way! Our first son will be called Ifrit! After the god of fire!" she roared as the two continued to scuffle across the floor. Stepping out of the way, many members avoided the insane women as Scarlet let out a sigh.

"Man…they always do this. Ever since Natsumi became part of the harem, those two are always coming to blows" the soldier informed the other women around her as Natsumi threw Juvia through a window. Following the rainwoman as shards of glass rained down outside, the guild could hear the scuffling noise and insults.

"Blue Haired Slut!"

"Pink Tramp!"

"I see…so do you plan on having kids with him someday?" Erza asked as her twin looked at the ceiling.

"I would. When the war ends…I would really like to start a family with him. I know our lives are screwed up compared to yours. That we're insane and broken beyond belief, but I would love to have a daughter someday" she finished as a few tears trickled down her cheeks. Seeing the woman starting to tremble from some unknown horror, Erza immediately knew something had to be done. Placing Amy near her husband, she guided the younger woman to a storage closest in the back as her tears started to fall faster. Closing the door, the elder was wrapped in a tight embrace as the other started to bawl her eyes out.

"I don't deserve one! How can I even think about having kids when I've had to kill them? When I've seen people blown apart and burned alive! Whole families butchered! And I couldn't save them! I'm a monster! I came here thinking it would be nice seeing your family and end up threatening to kill your husband!? And for what? Because of some other shit in different realities! I've seen so many people die…I've killed so many…and the war….it feels like it will never end!" she wailed as her tears continued to flow. Patting her back, the mother tried to comfort her younger self as she expelled the anguish from her heart. "This war she keeps talking about…sounds far worse then the one with Alverez…what kind of horrible situation would it be to justify killing young children?"

"Shh…it's okay…you're not a monster"

"How do you know…? You haven't seen what I've seen…" the woman sniffled.

"Because monsters don't feel remorse. While I can't understand or even imagine the life you've led, your still Erza Scarlet. Which means you still have a good heart. Sure, your rough around the edges and seem to curse a lot, but I can feel the love you have for your boyfriend and friends. It is a pure love that might even put mine to shame. Now tell me…what would you name your daughter if you were having a child?"

"I…I always thought Scarlet Dragneel would sound nice..." she whispered as her double re-equipped a tissue for her double. Drying her tears, Scarlet could see a smile on the others face.

"That's…adorable. I bet she'll be able to summon fire swords when she's older too"

"Yeah…I just worry if Sam or Knightwalker get pregnant. Those two are completely crazy" the soldier said with a chuckle as she sniffled from the outburst of tears.

"No doubt about that. While I don't know what Sam's like, if she's a friend of Knightwalker she has to be insane" the two chuckled while Erza started to guide her toward the door. "Now come on, I'm sure your man is worried" she finished while opening the door. Stepping back in disbelief, she saw Dragneel and all his girlfriends looking on in concern. "They really are like a big, screwed up family" the mom thought.

"C'mon Erza…I'll take us home and make you some chicken wings. Then we can watch your favorite movie"

"Yeah…I do like watching Star Wars…" she smiled softly as her double looked on in confusion.

"It's a movie about space battles and mystical knights with laser swords" Scarlet explained while McGarden pulled a strange gun from her hip. Inputting some commands, the short blunette looked around the room.

"Well its been crazy and fun. Who knew that Natsu would make himself nine kids…." She smirked befoe her eyes widened to their maximum in horror. "OH CRAP! You better not plan on me popping out ten!" She yelled to the soldier as she ran up and kicked him in the shin.

"OW! What the hell was that for!?' he yelled at the short woman.

"That's future pain if you try knocking me up ten times!" she yelled back before activating the portal. "Damn smug, sexy bastard…might try it now too…" the crazy double grumbled as they all started to march through. Soon it was just Natsu and Erza standing before the shimmering disk as they tried to smile.

"Your all older than us…have your families and kids. We still have a while to go before we get to that point. But…that just means the goal is attainable… So all of you…enjoy your lives…continue to grow and be happy" he paused before turning to Natsu. "While I'm surprised how your life went, gotta say it's fitting we become king...I just have to wait" the man finished.

"It is pretty cool. I could have Grey thrown in prison if I wanted" the older Natsu smirked as the ice-mage glared at the ruler of Fiore. "He better not do that again! Just because I lost my pants in that one town…locks me away for a whole week!"

"HAH! I'll have to remember that. Anyway's…take care. And sorry about earlier" he finished as the two lovers walked through the portal. Seconds later, it snapped shut as the guild members looked at each other.

"Well…this was certainly unexpected" Makarov mentioned.

"Indeed…my double has been through…some truly horrific things" Erza said as she sat down and placed her daughter in her lap. Hugging the young girl, she could see Mira and Cana nod in agreement along with Hisui.

"Yeah…I know she plans on making him her king…but the road ahead of them is dark and twisted…the things she told me in private…"

"I know. I just hope they can get a happy future…someday" Mira said out loud as they looked at the spot in wonder and prayers for those war-torn mages.

Okay! Yeah this was kinda short just cause. Now I know UnknownLegion wont use this in his multiverse story which is fine since my characters are crazy anyway. I just have trouble with the 'anime' aspects of writing like the sweatdrops and all that other stuff so I just don't. My writing is a bag of horror, suffering and blood mixed in with insane moments of joy for the characters. Anyway, I'll start on the 200-AB meets 551-G tomorrow then go back to the COG! Man, got some great reviews on that so yes! Now some people have asked me if Romero exists in my story. He does…its just he's a little kid? Like nine years old so kinda really not relevant but I'll try to bring him in a little more. AND NO! He will not be paired with Wendy in the future. But anyway, hope you enjoyed it and review!

P.S. Hope you enjoy it UknownLegion! I know its different than how you write but I try.

Romero: Thank god I didn't die…

Scarlet: Just treat your wife right and we're good… *Glares murder*

Romero: *Gulps heavily*

This is thehappy signing off!