Okay! Here's another adventure for those crazy 137's! Now I'm not sure how long this will be but I'll try to make it fun for you all. Now this will primarily a Happy and Carla adventure. Takes place maybe a week or two after Rampage and when Natsu is still stranded somewhere on Sera. Anyway! I hope you all enjoy this!

I still don't own Gears of War or Fairy Tail…or any other media…sigh…

Saucer Morons

Universe 137-C. Ten days after 'The Chicago Incident'


"So goooood!" Happy said with a smile as he ate the salmon on the bar, the fish a treat from Mira as he chewed happily. While Lisanna had been initially furious with all the destruction he had caused in that one city, she had shortened his punishment to three days after Levy showed the youngest Strauss woman the events transpired. Still…nobody knew how Levy did it. When asked, she would just shrug and walk away, most likely to hang out with Bisca or Knightwalker. In fact, when he looked around the hall, most of the members were out on jobs or helping with the search for Natsu. With the exception of Wendy and Carla next to him, the master at the end of the bar nursing a healthy mug of beer, and Mira with Kinana behind the bar, the guild was empty.

"It sure is quiet today" Wendy commented as she ate her favorite dessert after a hard morning workout with Sam and Knightwalker.

"Indeed. Even Max and Reedus are out on jobs" the white cat mentioned as she ate a tiny fish with her dragon slayer.

"Well…maybe we can have a fun adventure!' Happy cheered out, his body fully recovered from his last 'adventure' And if you believed the rumors, Levy had stolen untold research from that one lab, taking it to universe one thousand-A for safekeeping as the crazy girl was always on the lookout for new technology.

"Happy. Your last adventure turned very dangerous. What if you go again and something happens?" Kinana asked in worry, her beautiful face showing concern as Mira nodded.

"She's right, Happy. If you plan on a new adventure, take Wendy and Carla with you at least"

Rubbing her head bashfully, Wendy let out a small smile as she glanced at the two women. "I uh…actually need to go clothes shopping…I think I grew a few inches since last time. Plus…it's easier with Sam and Knightwalker not here" She laughed awkwardly as Mira and Kinana looked at her closely.

"You do seem a bit taller…and your shirt seems tighter around the chest…" Mira mentioned as the younger girl blushed. Turning to her co-worker, Mira gave a slight smile despite her gothic appearance.

"Hey Kinana? Why not take the afternoon off and take Wendy shopping? It would be a great chance for you two to bond"

"You sure? But what about the guild?"

Waving her hand in emphasis, the eldest Strauss showed no concern. 'It's a ghost town right now. Aside form inventory and preparing for the evening rush, I got nothing to do. So, go ahead and have fun"

"Ahhh…but shopping is boring! I wanted a fun adventure!" Happy complained as Carla let out a sigh.

"I can't believe I'm saying this…" she grumbled before looking to the blue furred exceed. "I'll…go on an adventure with you"

"REALLY?!" The cat cheered out as he started to do a little dance on the bar. Hearing a light giggle from Wendy and Kinana, the two women were soon out of the hall as Mira smirked down to the dancing cat. Grabbing his backpack, she tugged it off him before pointing toward the 'portal zone' in the corner of the hall.

"Carla, go and find a universe that's safe and I'll pack a few things with Happy" she instructed as the female cat flew off to the I.V.D. that was currently not in use at the moment. Following the barmaid as she walked past Makarov, Happy could see a magazine before the old man with pictures of pretty girls on the pages. He never understood why the master liked those books, but simply shrugged it off as Mira led him to the armory in back. While anybody had access to it at any time, it was mostly just for emergencies in case of locust or horrible dark mages attacking somewhere. Luckily, it had been mostly quiet as the busty woman in purple pants and her favorite 'Property of Natsu' shirt walked past numerous sets of Fiorian armor. Each set had a name designated for the appropriate mage, the heavy armor accompanied with Seran or Fiorian firearms. Ignoring them all, she moved to the back with several portal guns resting in a clear case that was locked. The material looked like normal glass, but was actually some of the strongest material developed. Not only was it immune to magic attacks, but was shatter proof and bullet resistant. Eyeing the keypad on the right, she input the code known to herself and many in the guild as the case popped open. Grabbing a fully charged and working portal gun, she handed it to Happy.

"Now you be careful with this and don't lose it"

"I won't Mira!" The little cat cheered out before looking at something Levy developed just for him. It was resting on two hooks on the right wall, nestled between two lancers as his eyes sparkled.

"Can I take that too?" He pointed to the device.

"Hmmm" she voiced while tapping her foot. Coming to a conclusion, she grabbed the newest weapon and placed it in his backpack. "You be careful with that. Levy made it just for you"

"Aye sir!" the little cat saluted before flying off to find Carla.

"Oh, that little guy…still so adventurous despite everything that's happened…Damn…I hope we find Natsu soon…AND HE BETTER NOT BE SCREWING ANY RANDOM BITCHES!" She roared to the ceiling, knowing how her boyfriend could seduce the female masses as she headed back to the bar.

"Ready to go Carla?" Happy asked as he smiled at his not so secret crush.

"Yes. Just don't get the wrong idea tomcat. This is just going to be a fun exploration of a new city" she instructed before flying through the spinning breech with Happy close on her tail. Snapping shut, the portal device powered down as Mira went about her daily tasks, not worried about the crazy adventure the two would endure…

Universe 8456999-Z

Emerging from the portal high in the air, the two flying cats knew something was wrong when their magical wings disappeared in a flash.

'Happy! It's a non-magical universe!" Carla yelled out, cursing her carelessness about the situation. "Even now…we still can't determine if its non magic or not…despite the attempts by Levy" she thought in a panic as the two cats plummeted toward the ground of a large park.

"Darn! I can't reach the zipper on my backpack!" Happy cried out, trying to reach the portal gun he hid for safekeeping. Seeing the ground rapidly approaching, Happy closed his eyes as he crashed into a small copse of trees. Hitting a stray tree branch, he was immediately knocked out from the blow as his body impacted the hard soil. His body giving a slight bounce, he was hidden from sight under a low bush.

Carla was not as lucky. While she tried to re-activate her magic, the female cat knew it was futile as the angle of her descent took her further away from the small forest in the park. Seeing several people erecting tents and banners, she managed to read one. 'Extra-terrestrial Convention' Sighing in annoyance as she hit one of the banners, the falling cat hit the billowing side of a tent as she too lost consciousness upon impact with the ground.

Walking over, a man wearing a tinfoil hat and several anti-alien pieces of clothing picked up the white furred cat. Holding it aloft for his fellow alien seekers to see, his voice rang out.

"BEHOLD! THE SPACE CAT!" His voice echoed across the park as many gave cheers.

"Spread the word! Humanity's salvation is here!" A woman in a dirty poncho said as the many crackpots ran to let their peers know.

A few hours later after night had fallen…

"Come Gir! We must find the source of the disturbance. The humans on this filthy dirt ball cannot have access to whatever this technology is!" The short, green alien commanded as his helping robot tagged along, slurping on a giant soda.

'Slurp Slurp'

"Gir! Are you listening! We must be quiet!" Zim yelled across the silent park at his companion.

"Ummm…nope!" 'Slurp Slurp'

"Gimme that!" Zim said loudly as he snatched the drink away. Reading the label, the invader shuddered at the flavor. "Chocolate watermelon…" He grimaced before throwing the drink in a nearby trashcan.

"Awe…my soda…Oh well!" GIR said as he reached into his empty head and took out a lone cupcake, devouring it immediately in a flurry of disgusting habits.

"Gir! Focus!" Zim commanded as he took out his latest scanner. Seeing the robot salute out of the corner of his eye, the Irken being started to scan the area. Looking at the giant arrow on the screen, Zim started to walk toward the trees. Pushing some out of the way, the strange being was now standing near a bush. Extending the limbs of his robotic pack on his back, he quickly searched the ground before retrieving a strange, blue creature with a backpack.

"Ohhh….A kitty! Can I keep him!?' Gir asked in excitement.

"No. These earth squirrels are disgusting. Come Gir! Let's return to the lab!" the alien commanded loudly as they approached his trustworthy voot cruiser. Climbing in, the trio set off to his secret base. Minutes later, they were back as Zim carried the strange cat…thing to a containment tank. Placing it inside as he activated the laser cage, he spilled the contents of the backpack. Spotting a fish, he scoffed before throwing it back in the bag. The other device…now that was interesting.

"What do we have here…?" He smirked before placing it in the analyzer. "Computer! Tell me what this is!" Zim commanded as Gir ate a turkey in the corner, his chomping noises echoing across the lab. Seeing a scanning beam working its way over the strange gun, the system responded as the gun was sealed behind a clear plate for safe keeping.

"Uh…well…its uh…made from metal? Yeah…shiny metal. And its powered by…moon rocks and um…orange juice? But I'll need more time for a full scan"

"How much time?"

"Uh….ten hours? Yeah! Ten hours to do…scanning stuff" The robotic computer replied as Zim nodded.

"Excellent. I'll be in my resting tank in the meantime" The irken replied as the computer let out a sigh of relief that the alien bought it. To be honest, the machine was surprised Zim didn't notice its inability to scan or…do computer stuff as it powered down, not feeling like scanning the strange device for ten hours.

Finishing his turkey, GIR walked away from the horrible mess he created before standing in front of the laser cage.

"Ohhhh….." He sounded out as his robotic blue eyes looked at the strange cat.

"We're gonna be best friends! Best friends…." He voiced lowly before starting to rock back and forth on his haunches, the insane robot having nothing better to do.

Several more hours…

Happy woke with a groan as his little head throbbed from the previous impact. Opening his eyes, the cat found himself in a strange cage with laser bars. It was small…but at least it was clean before his memories caught up with him.

"Carla!" he shouted out before grabbing the laser bars…which shocked his system as he jumped back, rubbing his little paws.

"HI KITTY!" a robotic voice said to his immediate front.

"How did I miss seeing that?" Happy thought as he looked over the source of the voice. It was a strange little robot about his height with large, blue eyes. Its head was cylindrical while a short antenna rested on the top. It looked to have normal legs and arms to fit its body as it smiled weirdly at him.

"HI! I'm Gir!"

"Um…Happy. What's the G stand for?"

"….I Don't know! Hehehehehe!" The robot giggled hysterically before looking at Happy in silence once more.

"Where are we? Where's Carla?"

"We're in Zim's super secret base! What's a Carla?'

"She's my friend" Happy replied before looking at more of his surroundings. Numerous strange machines lined the walls while the nearby computer seemed to…snore? It didn't make sense to the cat, but maybe this strange robot could help him.

"Ohhhh…like we're friends?"

"Yeah….we can be friends. But I need help getting out of here to save mine" Happy said, noticing this little robot was….not that smart. Watching as the robot nodded his shiny head, Happy's hopes grew…before they were dashed.

"Zim won't want me to let you out…" The little artificial being said as happy gained a pleading look in his eyes.

'Please! I need your help Gir!"

"Hmmmm….OKAY! But I want that soda over there first" The assistant pointed out to the large drink resting on a table in plain sight.

"Really?'

"If you let me out…you can have that soda"

"YAYYY!" GIR cheered out before walking over and pushing a button. With a hum, the laser bars disappeared from view as Happy stepped out of his cell. Walking over, he grabbed the large soda before handing it to his new friend.

"Mmmmmm!" 'Slurp Slurp' the robot sounded out as it plopped down onto the floor. Seeing it distracted for the moment, Happy walked over to where the portal gun was resting behind a clear display case. Trying to find a way in, the cat could only see a simple keypad.

"Hey Gir? Do you know the code for this?" Happy asked as he turned to the robot. Standing up in a smart salute as his eyes turned red, the soda lover's voice changed.

"NO SIR! ….Hehehehe!" it giggled before going back to enjoying its drink.

"Darn….and if I use my secret fish…I could damage it and not get home at all. I just wonder why Mira hasn't come searching yet?" The cat pondered, not realizing the mentioned woman had started a guild fight with Erza and Juvia, throwing the whole hall into chaos at that exact moment. Shrugging his shoulders, he turned back to his only friend at the moment as he stooped down and grabbed his little backpack.

"Say Gir? Do you think you could help me find my friend? We were at the park and I need to get back"

'Slurp Sluuurrppp' The sound echoed out through the lab as the robot drank the final drops of his drink. Throwing it to the side without a care, the crazy little robot smiled before nodding.

"I know where!" the metal platted being said before walking toward a door. Closely following, Happy was in a strange tube with his new companion.

'Hi…" GIR said in a strange tone as he stared at Happy.

'Hello…"

"WE GO UP NOW! WEEEEEEE!" As he punched a button in the wall. Feeling the intense gravity pushing them both toward the little elevator platform, Happy groaned and started to scream in panic.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He let out in terror as his back was pressed to the floor, his eyes wide.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" The robot laughed out loud as insanity graced his blue eyes. It only lasted twenty seconds, but felt much longer to Happy as the elevator suddenly stopped, throwing his body to the ceiling as Gir easily stood up.

"That was fun! Let's do it again!" he cheered out as Happy crashed to the floor with a groan.

"Ughh…." The exceed groaned before pushing himself to his feet. "Maybe later…." He voiced out as he dusted himself off. Finally getting a look around the room as Gir ran around in circles, Happy smiled as he saw the machines and vehicles. Approaching two, he rubbed one with a little paw as he lowly whispered. "Don't worry Carla…I'm coming for you" he vowed as Gir started to run at the wall, the clanging metal echoing off the walls as daylight started to seep through a tiny window.

With Carla….approximately 8:03 a.m.

Carla woke with a hurtful groan as her tiny body ached. The last thing she remembered was falling to the ground and hitting some sort of tent. But after that…darkness. Blinking the sleep and grogginess away, she could hear the murmer of voices.

"QUIET! The space cat has awoken!" a random man shouted out over the voices of a dozen strange people.

"W…what's going on?" Carla asked as the humans gasped.

"She spoke!"

"She must be from the space lizard Krognus to impart his wisdom!"

"Will she teach us how to love?"

"NO! She's the emissary from Lord Beerus!"

At that point, Carla raised her brow at the words these people were uttering. As she tried to ignore the ramblings, she could see many of them wearing shiny hats, strange outfits, and symbols of UFO's on their shirts or clothes.

"Are these people complete morons? Happy is a genius compared to these idiots" She thought as she stood on her hind feet.

"Please…let me be" as she tried to jump off the short pedestal she found herself on. Seeing too staffs immediately block her path, the white furred Exceed finally noticed the two…guards standing watch.

"The new god cannot leave until humanity is saved!" One of the large men uttered before the other placed her back on the platform. Finding herself back at the center of attention, she remained silent before another voice yelled out.

"Please space cat! Impart your technology upon the earth!"

"No! Use your magic powers to end world hunger!"

"What do these people think I can do?" She asked herself in annoyance before a larger man rushed forward.

"Please! Bless the corns on my toes!" the overweight male yelled out as he presented his hideous foot to the cat. Cringing backwards in disgust, she was almost relieved when the two guards beat back the rabid man.

"NO ONE APPROACHES THE NEW GOD WITHOUT HER PERMISSION!" The bearded one on the left shouted out as he kicked the man away, his tinfoil armor making him look ridiculous.

"At least they're protecting me too…" she mumbled as a thin woman with frizzy hair stepped forward.

'Please…oh wise one! Tell us what to do!"

Stepping back, Carla was alarmed before she felt a slight rumble in her stomach. Standing straight, she figured these…saucer morons could be useful for something as she spied one man wearing such a hat. Raising her hand, she could hear the gasps and the echoing 'Oooohhs' and 'Ahhhh's' while internally cringing at their actions. 'Unbelievable…."

"I require one delicious fish…and a glass of milk" She instructed as half a dozen of the worshippers cheered in delight. Heading toward the tent flap, many of the human's paused as a strange metallic being walked through. It had bolts and rivets covering its body, being modeled after a government agent as it walked forward awkwardly with a series of stiff steps. It was obviously a robot, and had a fish hooked under its right arm as it continued to march forward.

"Hello human's. I am government man. I come from the government" the robotic voice filtered through the tent as it kept walking forward.

"Wha…Are you here to coverup the new alien cat god!" One men yelled out in a crazed tone as the robot marched closer. Stopping mere feet before Carla, she watched as it turned back toward the crowd with the clanking of gears and whirring of motors.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. That's not an alien space cat. That's a crashed weather balloon!"

Carla slapped her forehead in annoyance. She only knew one person who could say something so stupid and unbelievable. "Really Happy…" she muttered under her breath.

"That's a weather balloon?" a random bald man asked skeptically before the robot reached up and rubbed the top of his bald crown.

"So shiny…." It uttered metallically before turning back to Carla. "Well! I better be getting this satellite back to the lab now"

Picking up Carla who was promptly slung under the left arm, the strange robot started to walk through the crowd of gawkers, the morons not catching the new lie.

"HEY! Why are you carrying a fish? That's pretty strange for the government to do…" another human asked as more murmured and nodded, many pointing to the object.

"That's a government fish"

Walking further with stiff motions, the humans didn't raise a hand to stop them as their cat god was carried away. Reaching the tent flap, they were almost in the clear when the robot hit a hidden sinkhole. Pitching forward, Carla managed to escape the fall as the back hatch of the robot sprung open. Out popped Happy as he grabbed his fish, the exceed with a panicked look in his eyes.

"RUN CARLA!" Happy yelled as he fled toward a small grouping of bushes nearby.

"THE ALIEN CAT GOD HAS A COMPANION! CAPTURE THEM!" One of the worshippers yelled out as Carla tried to follow her friend into the bushes. With a whirring of dust and a compression of air, the bushes were flattened as the humans closed in. Emerging from the cloud, Happy was in control of what could only be described as a flying…floating…pig. Racing toward her, he pulled a sharp turn before extending a paw down toward her.

"QUICK CARLA! Mount the pig!"

"Don't be lewd tomcat!" Carla shot back as she climbed onto the flying pig. With a burst of renewed speed, Happy steered the flying object away from the largest concentration of humans as they gathered nets and other alien hunting gear.

"THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! WE NEED TO LEARN ABOUT LOVE!" A crazed woman shouted as she ran forward. Jumping at the last moment, she managed to grab a handhold as she started to climb onto the vehicle.

"Happy! We have a hitchhiker!" the white exceed cried out before her friend handed her a fish.

'Use that!" Happy cried out as he avoided another small group of humans. Wrenching the controls over a nearby jungle gym, the pig barely cleared the top in a cloud of kicked up dirt.

"You…want me to throw it?"

"NO! It's my new weapon! Hold it like a rifle and press the left eye!" Happy instructed as he spotted his last target.

"PLEASE! Teach me your ways of wisdom aliens!" The woman cried out as she stood erect on the bucking and swerving pig. Aiming the fish as instructed, Carla pressed down on the left eye. A small whirring sound escaped the strange fish as energy gathered in its mouth. Pulsing forward in a shaft of blue light, the beam crashed into the insane woman as she screamed.

"NOOOOO!"

Watching her crash to the ground, Carla breathed a sigh of relief before placing the weapon back into Happy's backpack as he swerved toward an ice cream stand.

"Here you go little dog. One vanilla and watermelon ice cream" the vendor told a disguised Gir as he took the treat.

"YAY!" the insane robot cheered out before eating the snack in one bite. Chewing, his gums became sticky with an insane smile as a strange buzzing echoed close by.

"Huh? What's that buzzing sound?"

"The bees!" the helper unit cheered out before another voice shouted across the green space.

"Gir! We have to go!" Happy shouted as he brought the pig nearby. Doing a somersault, Gir landed on the back perfectly with Carla as he strangely smiled.

"HI SQUIRREL!" he waved frantically as Happy hit the thrusters, speeding away from the park.

"Uh…hello?" Carla replied before leaning close to Happy. "What's with him?" She whispered.

'Don't ask…" as they flew calmly for a few minutes. The silence was broken soon however as a strange screen burst into view before Happy.

"YOU! Weasel-Mongoose! Return my recovery vehicle and Gir and I promise to make your deaths painless once I conquer this planet!"

"Give me back my gun and I'll return them both!"

"You mean that useless object powered by moon rocks and orange juice?"

"Yes!"

"Hmmmm…what does it do?" The short invader asked over the viewscreen. Stumped, all Happy could do was utter 'I…uh…um"

"It summons fish. We need it so we don't go hungry" Carla said to the obvious idiot on the other end. "Please buy it…"

"Bah! I have no use for such primitive earth technology! Return my property to these co-ordinates and I'll return your…fishy…ray…thingy. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check on the laser weasel experiment" Zim said with annoyance before closing the communication window.

"Hehehehe…it tickles…" GIR said randomly as Carla decided to sit next to Happy, wanting to stay far away from the insanity. "Really? A tiny alien? Insane robots? Flying pig vehicles? Ugh….I should've gone shopping with Wendy" Carla told herself in annoyance. Looking at the directions on the control screen, Carla pointed left toward the outlying suburbs.

"That way Happy…" she instructed as her friend steered the controls. Gir was still laughing behind them, something making him roll around hysterically as Carla shook her head. "Why would Happy even bring this crazy thing?"

"Hey Gir? Did you get what you wanted from the park?" Happy asked his new friend. Sure, he was crazy, but really fun as well the cat decided.

"Hehehehe"

"That's probably a yes…" He told Carla as their destination soon came into sight.

"REALLY!? HOW ARE THE PEOPLE HERE THIS STUPID!" She ranted as the flying pig zoomed closer. Hovering over a suburban neighborhood was probably one of the craziest things she's ever seen. Floating above a row of houses was a large walrus, far larger than any normal creature as several people looked up in wonder.

"Huh…That's not something you see every day" a man stated before grabbing a lawn chair and sitting down. Cracking a beer, the human didn't care as the large mammal continued to…float in the sky as his neighbors continued to gawk and whisper.

Flying toward the slowly opening mouth, the trio flew into the creature as he slowed the speed. Coming to a stop, he settled down the vehicle on a landing pad as the mouth closed behind them with a resounding 'clang'

"WEEEEEEE! We made it!" Gir cheered out before jumping off the pig and running off in a random direction, screaming as he went. "AHHHHH! MY EYE FLUID BURNS!" were the last they heard of the strange robot as the door sealed behind him.

"That robot…needs some help" Carla commented as she climbed down with Happy. Soon the two cats were looking at their surroundings as Happy pulled out his laser fish rifle. They were surrounded by numerous machines, power couplings, and other high level technology as Happy looked for threats. Not realizing it, Carla had inched closer to him, seeking comfort and safety with the son of Natsu.

"What do we do now, Happy?" the female asked as the brave little cat started to walk forward, his little weapon ready for a fight. "Despite his innocent nature and looks, he has fought locust at Jannermont. And he trains with Pantherlily when he can…maybe…I could join him for a fish? At least once when this ordeal is done"

"HAHAHAHA! NOW YOU SHALL PERISH! YOU TWO EARTH MONGOOSES HAVE CROSSED…ZIM! BWAHAHAHAHA!" The intercom crackled with the alien's voice as the two cats headed toward a door toward their front.

"Does…does he not understand we're cats?'

"I dunno Carla. I think he's…really stupid or something…" Happy replied as he pressed the door switch. With a sound of compressed air, it slid upwards revealing a long hallway lined with more pipes and power cables. However, the two were not alone as a person turned around quickly in a threatening manner.

"GAHH! MORE MINIONS OF ZIM!" A boy shouted out as he took a defensive stance. He had black hair, glasses, and was wearing a black jacket with blue pants. An alien adorned his t-shirt as the boy glared at the two cats.

'HEY! We're not with that guy! We just want our stuff back then we'll leave!" Happy shouted to the boy with a larger than normal head.

"You…you're not with Zim?"

"NO!" Happy shouted out as he kept his laser fish at the ready.

"DIB! HOW DID YOUR STUPID BIG HEAD GET ONTO MY SECRET SHIP!" The alien voice echoed from a nearby viewing panel.

"I stowed away in a loading bay…AND MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!" Dib shouted back as Happy and Carla just watched the confusing conversation between a thirteen year old boy and the green skinned alien.

"IS TOO!"

"IS NOT!"

IS…forget it! TIME FOR LASER MOOSE!" Zim cackled evilly as the door at the far end of the corridor slowly rose.

"Oh…crap…" Dib uttered as the smoke and steam slowly cleared away. Standing there was…well…a moose. But the three could…feel the sinister side of the creature as it slowly chewed on something…slowly. Turning its attention to the three, it finally stopped chewing as its eyes seemed to bore into their souls.

As Dib took a small step backwards, he accidently bumped into the corridor wall. Echoing out as the two cats tried to stay quiet, the animal's eyes glowed an evil red. In the blink of an eye, two beams of light shot toward Dib as he threw himself to the floor. Passing over his head, he barely saw the blue cat spring into action.

"IT REALLY IS A LASER MOOSE!" The exceed cried as he pressed the button on his fish weapon. In a burst of blue light, the beam shot down the hall before striking the larger animal in the chest. Hearing it bellow in pain, Happy knew that this fight wasn't done yet. Grabbing Carla, he ran to an outcropping of pipe that rose out of the floor to the left. Hearing the sizzle of red beams striking their cover, Happy popped back out as he took aim once more. Ignoring Dib who was covering his oversized head on the other side of the hallway, Happy pressed down on the left eye.

Another beam of blue snapped and crackled along the hallway, striking the moose in the chest once more. Crinkling his nose at the scent of burned fur, Happy laid down a small barrage of blue beams as his accuracy became apparent to Carla.

"Happy? Where did you learn to shoot like this?" She asked in wonder as her friend ducked back under a renewed fusillade of red.

'Bisca taught me!" He said with a grin. Remembering what was going on, he came out of cover as the moose started to walk forward, its laser eyes burning red.

"Time to end this like Natsu would!" Happy shouted out as he jumped out of cover. Pressing down the left eye of his laser fish, the cat didn't let up as numerous blue beams screamed down the hall. Fate was with him as a trio of the super-heated light beams finally struck a vital spot. Burning through the moose's right eye, its robotic brain was singed and destroyed as numerous sparks started to erupt from its body.

Seconds later, it exploded into flying parts of steel and artificial fur, its body littering the hallway.

"Is it over?" Dib asked as he slowly stood up.

"Yes. Now come on Carla! I'm sick of this adventure" Happy commented as he walked past his destroyed enemy. Closely following, the white exceed couldn't help but feel…something toward the tomcat.

"He…certainly is a step up from most versions of Happy I've met"

Finding the button to the door, Happy pushed it as the trio waited for it to completely open. Walking in, they were completely surprised to find Zim at a workbench, the robotic appendages of his backpack hard at work. His red eyes widening in surprise and horror, the alien conqueror tried to buy time.

'YOU FILTHY EARTH CREATURES! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!"

"You left the door unlocked. Now can I please have my stuff back?" Happy asked the short alien.

"Huh? Oh yeah. It's right over there" Zim pointed toward a nearby table.

"Finally!" Carla said in excitement as she ran over and picked up the device.

"You may have appeased them Zim! But you know I will tell the world of your evil! Alien scum!" Dib yelled out as he pointed an accusing finger.

"In your dreams earth worm! I will…!"

"WEEEEEEEEEE!" Gir cried out as he fell out of an air vent, landing between the two.

"GIR! Where have you been!? The Dib monkey is on the ship!"

"Ohhh…HI DIB!" the robot said in a cheery wave before knocking the side of his head repeatedly.

"No Gir…Dib is our enemy…and…what's that buzzing sound?" Zim asked as he blinked in confusion.

"Those are my new friends!" the insane robot shouted out before unscrewing the top of his head. In a cascade of black and yellow, hundreds of bees poured out of the tiny robot's cranium as the sounds of angry buzzing filled the air.

"AAAHHH! BEES! MY OTHER ACURSED ENEMY!" Zim yelled out as him and Dib started to wave their hands and arms in panic.

"HEHEHEHEHE! BEES NEED HUGS!"

"I HATE BEES!" the child yelled out as they started to knock into controls and random machinery.

"Let's get out of here Carla!" Happy yelled as the yellowjackets started to swarm their way.

"Don't have to say that twice!" The white cat replied as she activated the portal gun. In a snap of electricity and exotic particles, the vortex formed.

"AH! THEY LIED! THEY SAID IT WAS FOR CATCHING FISH!" Zim yelled as several insects stung his neck. Watching as the white cat jumped through, he glared at the blue one in hate.

"BYE HAPPY!" Gir said with a wave before running toward some random machinery, striking it with a wrench for no reason at all.

"BYE GIR!" the exceed smiled before jumping through. Seconds later, the vortex closed as the three passengers started to scream.

"CURSE YOU DIB!"

"VICTORY FOR THE HUMAN RACE!"

"HEHEHEHE! ANYBODY GOT THEM TAQUITOES!?" The three shouted at each other as the bees continued to sting the trio relentlessly.

Waving his hands and firing off his lasers, Zim didn't hear the Tallest as the large screen behind him activated.

'Hey Zim? What kind of snacks does…" The one with purple eyes started to ask before seeing the horror aboard the ship.

"THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!"

'SHUT IT OFF OTHER TALLEST!" The other shouted out as he dropped his snacks, the two leaders of the Irken empire fearing the wrath of…the bees…

Universe 137-C one hour later.

"Oh man…what a day…." Happy said as he laid on the bar near Levy and Cana. Carla was currently with Wendy, telling her all about her ordeal as Sam and Knightwalker sat nearby.

"I still can't believe you drove a flying pig…" Cana mentioned as Kinana worked behind the bar.

"Hmmph! I'm jealous…" Levy pouted out as her arms rested under her bust.

'You only feel that way because Happy got to meet an actual alien…and you didn't" Cana smirked with a knowing smile.

"OBVIOUSLY! Do you know how cool that is!? And like…the alien tech! I might have to go there and steal some of his computers!"

"It probably wouldn't be a problem for you Levy…Zim wasn't that smart. He thought I was a mongoose…"

"Still….note to self…tech raid" She grumbled out before Kinana set a plate with two fishes on it near the blue exceed.

'Here you go Happy. I bet if you ask, Carla would like to share this meal with you" "And hopefully we find Natsu soon…I'd really like to ride that dragon…." She thought with a slight blush before walking back to the kitchen.

"Thank's Kinana!" Happy cheered out as he grabbed the plate. Flying over to his crush's table, he presented the plate of delicious salmon to the elegant feline.

"C..Carla? Would you like to have some fish with me?"

Eyeing the tomcat, she was about to scoff and fly away, but then she remembered the whole ordeal they just went through.

'Come on Carla…." Wendy urged, the young woman giving a smile as Sam and Knightwalker watched closely.

"Oh…I suppose one fish with you wouldn't hurt…" She admitted before sitting down on the table.

"Really!? YES!" Happy cheered out as he presented the plate between them.

"Hey Wendy? Let's go get some ice-cream…" Knightwalker suggested as she stood up with her bestie. Reading the mood as the two cats started to talk, the three females left the two alone as Happy retold his amazing adventure to Carla, the white cat having a small smile on her face….

And there we go! A short chapter I know, but can't make them all 20k lol. And if you watched Zim back in the day, I Hope you found this enjoyable! I loved the show and figured this could be a fun little chapter! Also…thank you for so many reviews on the last one! I think I got 14! A new record! Now one more tale from the multiverse then back to the COG!

BTW…what do you readers think of Wendy in the RPD during the events of RE2? I'm super stoked for the remake and think Wendy could be a force to save additional lives there! Anyway…Read..review…and REVIEW!

Zim: I will destroy that blue cat….

Gir: But I like him! He gave me a soda! Hehehehe…bees

Zim: No GIR! He must pay for messing with the Irken empire…

Gir: Aww….

This it Thehappy signing off!