Realizing the habit of regurgitating the og plots. I realized how I could be better, this is part of that.

I am recovering from Covid, so my brain is mush.


"Miss Granger?" Everyone turned to the door of the Great Hall where a woman was standing. She was tall with grey hair, a monocle and a stern expression. "Master Collin Creevy?Ginerva Weasley, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Nearly Headless Nick, Argus Filch, Rubeus Hagrid and Myrtle Warren?"

Albus Dumbledore stood up and looked in shock. " Amelia Bones, what are you doing here?"

She frowned at him, making Luna smirk. "We are here to get answers, Albus! It has become clear to us that these students were all victims of a Basilisk two years past, bar Myrtle who was killed fifty plus years ago. We were never informed of the recent attacks. A concerned citizen revealed this to us this morning and arranged for scholarships to be made with the remains of the Basilisk in question. Five thousand galleons each is to be given to each victim, or in Myrtle's case her family."

Albus turned to Harry. "Only you could get into the Chamber, did you do this Harry?" His tone was stern, cold even.

Luna stood up. "We did it, and no you cannot punish us for it. Legally I mean, Harry is an emancipated minor since being forced into the Tournament and my father gave me permission to leave the school with Harry. We dissected the Basilisk and used it to fund these scholarships. You refused to help the victims of your school, the attacks that happened under your lax watch. So we took action."

Everyone gasped but Amelia nodded. "She is right, Albus, we were given two notices on both children being allowed to do this. And technically, Mr. Potter is an adult, a loophole in the laws we put up around the Goblet this year."

Ginny burst into tears. "Really, you are giving me that money, but I-"

Harry turned to her. "You were the victim of two weak-willed morons who sought to take advantage of you with Dark magic. Nothing was your fault, Ginny, in the slightest. Everyone affected by the Basilisk gets five thousand galleons. Luna and I used the portion that belongs to me as the slayer to buy some supplies, mostly new clothes and trunks and stuff. I also will be donating two thousand galleons to allow Hogwarts to actually get a reasonable set of brooms."

Madam Hooch gasped. "Really, Mr. Potter!"

"Yes, of course I am. Safety is vital. I do not ask for my team to get anything special, this is for all students, across all houses. In all the time I have been at Hogwarts, I realized how weak the safety measures are for the students. I aim to rectify this."

The Flying Instructor beamed. "I would be honored to use the money wisely, thank you, young man."

"Never a problem. I would donate to more staff members but Hogwarts is a hellhole without any safety. If I was in the competing schools I would be embarrassed for Hogwarts."

Luna laughed at Albus' and the other Professor's expressions. "You cannot deny it is true. We have fewer classes, more incidents of abuse and bullying, and dangers... this place is not something to be proud of." She turned to Amelia. "Speaking off, did our restraining orders come in?"

The woman nodded. "Yes, are you sure about it?"

Both Harry and Luna nodded. "We are positive."

"Very well. Severus Snape, you no longer have any authority over these two students. You cannot talk to them, be in five meters of them. They will be taking their final exams on their own, through self-study. Any breaking of this rule will come with strict punishment, including time in Azkaban." The room went cold and silent, Severus was shaking with red rage but Luna knew he was no match for Amelia. The woman was good enough to have gone up against Voldemort. Yeah, she died in their timeline, but she still did quite well. Reviewing people's memories told her Amelia was fast, strong and ruthless in a fight. "Now, if that is all on that front. could those I mentioned come with me so you can collect your scholarships?"

Those mentioned all rushed over, with Justin looking at Harry with something akin to shame. Luna glared at him with so much hate he stumbled away, she hated two faced pieces of crap like that boy. Most Huffelpuffs were like that sadly...

Hermione left too, but not before kissing both Harry and Luna on their cheeks, crying happily as she hurried away with Ginny at her side.

Turning to look at Ron, they saw that he was pale faced and shamed. Luna winked at him, before grabbing Harry's hand and moving out of the Great Hall, happy and smug and beyond proud of themselves.

Step one was done, setting the world up to see their good and how badly they fucked up...

Step two was showing the consequences of pissing of two so powerful and skilled beings...

Step three... have a lot of fun with their young bodies, in whatever way they could.

All in all, it would be a blast.


Chapter end, tell me what you think in the reviews.

This was a lot of fun.

Love, your Ninja Overlord,

Mika.