Alright! I hope you enjoyed the latest chapter of DotCOG! Got some nice reviews and people loved it so that's always a good thing! And the story hit 2 years old! I still can't believe it hahaha. And i'm sure it doesn't matter, but my birthday is the ninth of February so I have a whole week off! Pretty sweet if I say so myself!
Anyway, this is an idea I've had for a long time but kept getting sidetracked. I just hope to do it justice and everybody enjoys it! So make sure to READ! REVIEW! AND HAVE FUN!
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A Rick and Morty crossover, Broh!
Universe C-137
The Sanchez household April 19th 2019
The Smith family was sitting down to a normal breakfast of pancakes, eggs, and toast with the sun burning down from a blue sky. Birds where chirping outside as people started their day. It was a Monday, meaning Morty and Summer would be heading off too school soon. Rick was tinkering on some new piece of technology, parts and tools scattered about.
"Rick, I thought I told you not to work on anything at the kitchen table…in my house" Jerry Smith said in a condescending voice as the older scientist snorted.
"Like I'll listen to an unemployed jackass that sits around in his underwear watching Harry Potter and Titanic all day! What! Wh…*Burp* What kind of loser gets fired from a gas station after two days! High School dropouts can do a better job than you Jerry! And they're failures in their prime! You. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING JERRY!" Rick shouted at the father as he tightened a screw on a metallic panel.
"Dad. Can you please put that down and have breakfast with us?" Beth asked, silently agreeing with her father. Jerry couldn't even do the job of a fifteen year old.
"Sure…anything for you sweetie" The scientist replied, feeling in a chipper mood after taking Jerry down a few notches by the look on his face.
"So, Grandpa Rick? Any new or crazy adventures planned?" Summer asked before taking a piece of toast and buttering it.
"Come on Summer, you don't plan adventure…adventure finds you" Rick replied as Morty stayed silent, his plate of food already half gone.
'Crackle…Pop…POP!'
A spinning vortex of azure blues and purples sprang into existence, electricity jumping and arcing across the surface.
"RICK! What did I say about your friends dropping by during breakfast! That's supposed to be time for our family!' Jerry shouted as he glared at the wild haired scientist.
"Oh shit…OH SHIT! OH SHIT!" Rick yelled out as he stood up and grabbed Morty by the arm, a panicked look in his eyes.
"AH! What the hell Rick! I'm not done with my pancakes!"
"SHUT UP MORTY! That's not a Rick Portal! She's coming here Morty! LEVY MCGARDEN IS COMING HERE! SHE'S FROM THE REVERSAL OF OUR UNIVERSE MORTY! SHE…SHE USES FUCKING MAGIC MORTY!" Rick shouted as he started to drag his grandson toward the kitchen exit.
"I thought you didn't believe in magic…Rick" Jerry teased, liking how the older scientist was panicking.
"Maybe Grandpa is just afraid because this Levy is a woman and threatens his intelligence?" Summer asked as the portal continued to spin.
"YOUR BOTH IDIOT'S! Magic can exist in other realities…although its usually something in the environment…" Shaking his head, the man pulled a laser pistol from his pocket as time was running out. "SHE MANAGED TO BRING HER WORLD FROM THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY TO WORLD WAR TWO TECHNOLOGY IN TWO YEARS! SHE'S LIKE A YOUNGER ME AND IS PROBABLY GOING TO STEAL EVERTYHING!" Rick screamed out before grabbing Morty by the shoulders, looking into his eyes with a crazed zeal. "SHE MIGHT WANT YOUR ORGAN'S, MORTY!"
"My…My organs?"
"That's right! We have to get to my ship Morty! There's no time to save your father Morty! We can only save your sister and mother!" Rick shouted as the portal flashed. "SHIT! I spent too long explaining everything and she'll harvest your liver for booze money!"
Looking at the spinning portal, three people emerged into the kitchen, their presence getting Rick to stand behind Summer as a potential body shield. There were two women and a man standing there as the breech closed behind them. The first was shorter with tan cargo pants, a purple shirt, and yellow goggles framing her forehead as blue hair could be seen. A four inch scar tugged along the left side of her cheek as she holstered a strange looking gun. The second woman was taller, wearing brown Capri pants and a blue bikini top that showed off some rather large breasts. She had wavy, brown hair flowing past her shoulders.
The man himself stood a little taller than the brunette, a nasty facial scar going from the top of his right eye to the corner of his mouth. Spiky, salmon hair adorned his head while heavy boots, Grayish cargo pants and a black muscle shirt completed his outfit.
Pointing the laser pistol at the trio, Rick was in full kill mode.
"YOU THINK I'll LET YOU STEAL MY ANTI-MATTER YOU BASTARDS! YOU CAN HAVE MORTY'S ORGANS!"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Levy shouted at the scientist as she pulled a pistol with glowing, green lines along the barrel.
"I'll plug you full of laser holes, you crazy bitch!" Rick yelled out as he grabbed Summer and placed her between himself and the shorter woman, essentially making his grand-daughter a human shield.
"And I'll fucking melt you with my plasma gun!" Levy shot back as Jerry raised his hands in a placating manner.
"Alright…everybody—"
"SHUT UP, JERRY!" Levy and Rick yelled as they dropped their gun arms and looked at the father in the room.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN BOSS ME AROUND YOU UNEMPLOYED LOSER!" Levy shouted at the man as Rick got into the space as Levy.
"YEAH! COULDN'T YOU TELL WE WERE HAVING A SCIENTIST STARE DOWN! NOW YOU RUINED THE WHOLE THING!" Rick yelled at the green shirted man who had a complete look of bewilderment.
"Wha-"
"Ah fuck it, now our super cool stand-off is ruined…" Levy complained as Rick looked at the blunette.
"You wanna do it again?"
"Nah, it just wouldn't be the same" She huffed while crossing her arms underneath her bust.
"Wait…so everything is fine?" Beth asked as she looked at the three new visitors.
"Yeah, it's all good" Rick replied as Summer glanced at the pink haired man…blushing slightly.
"Geeze Rick, I thought we were in real danger…" Morty complained before looking at the trio. "You're not after my organs, are you? Cause Rick sold them all for rare salsa sauce once"
"Nah kid, We're here to see what this universe is like" the man with the scar replied to the teenage boy.
"And you are…?" Beth asked, her gaze lingering on the…very toned torso she could only imagine lying under the shirt.
"Natsu Dragneel. These two are my girlfriends Cana Alberona and Levy McGarden. We're mages from Fairy Tail in universe one thirty seven C" the man introduced as Cana gave a wave.
"Hiya!"
Giving quick introductions all around, Jerry smith came forward, his eyes constantly wandering to Cana's exposed cleavage….much to the hidden disgust of all the women in the room.
"Wow dad, way to be subtle…" Summer chastised as Jerry snapped his eyes upward.
"Well…What do you expect! They're right there! And why would this guy need two girlfriends anyway!"
"Who knows Jerry! But you can't just go looking at her breasts like that! Ugh…I need to get to work…someone in this house needs too. Come on Summer, I'll drop you off at school. I'm going to assume Morty will miss today" Beth sighed as the two women left the kitchen. Beth didn't like it, but sometimes her son surprised her with new knowledge from some crazy adventure with her father.
"Well… It's because I'm super fucking awesome and can get any woman I want?" Natsu told the father as his two ladies chuckled.
Suppressing a sigh, Jerry remembered why he came over to them in the first place. "Are you really mages? Like wands and cloaks and flying broomsticks?"
"No. Technically, humans evolved with the capability of storing ethernano in their bodies after absorbing it from the environment. Then, we utilize it depending on the person" Cana explained as she turned away. The loser kept looking at her breasts…and only Natsu was allowed to do that. "Ugh…I can feel the waves of pathetic-ness this guy is giving off…"
"OHHH! Well, whatever! I would love to watch Harry Potter with actual mages! Let me go upstairs and get my extended cut! We can all watch it together while I wear my cloak!" Jerry Smith said happily as he ran upstairs. Immediately upon leaving the room, Cana surged toward Rick.
"Get us the fuck outta here! No way am I staying and watching some loser fly around with a broomstick up his ass trying to collect magic golden balls with his mouth. I've met Harry Potter and he's a fucking asshole piece of shit!"
"Heh, my thoughts exactly!" Rick agreed as the five headed toward the garage. Climbing into the ship in moments, the scientist was looking around him as he sat behind the controls.
"AH! Where's my booze! I can't drive without alcohol!"
"We can hit a liquor store! Just get us the fuck out of here before we get sucked into a pity party with Jerry!" Levy yelled from the backseat with Natsu and Cana. Pressing a button as the garage door slid open, the spacecraft lifted from the ground as Rick turned toward Morty.
"Hey Morty…"
"Yeah Rick?"
"You know what this means right?"
"Uh…no? Shouldn't I be getting to school anyway?"
"Fuck school, Morty! I've never been to any sort of school and I invented dimensional travel! I build fucking laser cannons! This…" Levy said with a grin as she poked her head toward the front, getting close to Morty as Rick grinned.
"THIS IS A FUCKING RICK AND LEVY ADVENTURE! WITH NATSU AND CANA AND YOU MORTY! WE…WE GET TO SEE CRAZY THINGS TODAY! THING'S NOBODY IN YOUR SCHOOL WILL SEE! SUPER ADVENTURE MORTY! THIS COULD LAST FOR DAYS MORTY! HAHAHAHA!" The two scientists laughed as Morty cringed and sank down into his seat.
"Oh man…Oh jeeze…"
"FUCK YEAH! A NEW ADVENTURE! LET'S GET SOME BOOZE!" Cana cheered as Natsu grinned, content to escape the stench of Jerry. Flying through the garage door, the spacecraft flew into the air as the five left the home behind.
"Hey everybody! I found my Harry Potter Costume! We can all dress up while watching the movie!" Jerry Smith said excitedly as he came downstairs in a black cloak and glasses. He was carrying a bunch of movies in his arms with a grin on his face before he noticed the silence. Looking around the living room, he saw no one. Checking the kitchen and other areas of the house, Jerry found it empty. Walking into the garage half a minute later, his heart sank as he found Rick's spaceship gone.
"Did…did they leave without me?" Jerry asked himself in a depressed tone as a soft wind blew past the garage door, pushing a brown paper bag on soft gusts.
"Loser…." The wind seemed to whisper as the man stood there…not included in the adventure…
"There! There's a liquor store!" Cana pointed out through the window as Rick piloted above the city.
"Oh! Good eye! Grandpa needs his traveling juice anyway" Rick agreed as they started to descend toward the one story building in the mini mall.
"Like you need it…" Morty grumbled as the ship sent down.
"Damn kid, you need to lighten up! You get to go on a super adventure today!" Levy said with a cheer as the glass dome opened and they quickly exited the vehicle.
"I don't want to lighten up! I want to go to school! I heard Jessica is single now and…"
"And what? You think by sitting there in your little corner you'll impress this girl? That's fucking dumb. You need to become a badass…someone she desires. That's why I date eleven women. I'm irresistible to them. Who knows, maybe you'll do something amazing that will give you a chance today" Natsu told the young man as Rick slapped an arm across Morty's shoulders.
"You hear that Morty? Eleven women! This guy knows the ladies! You think you can learn that in some crappy building where they make you memorize chair locations? Now come on Morty! We need alcohol!" Rick gestured toward the liquor store as the five walked in.
"Ohhh…" Levy smiled as she immediately headed toward the dark liquors lined against the far wall. The entire store was filled with beer and heavy drink, exciting the adults. Grabbing a shopping basket, Levy immediately started to stockpile on expensive Whiskey, Rum and Brandy. Bypassing the cashier who cocked an eyebrow at Morty, the overweight man shrugged before going back to reading his magazine.
"Here Morty, hold this" Cana ordered as she pushed several bottles into the young man's hands. She was in the center aisle, eyeing up Vodka's and bottles of Scotch as her inner alcoholic came out to play.
"Ah…I'm not supposed to be holding this stuff…" the brown haired boy said nervously as Cana waved it off.
"It's fine. Not like I'm making you drink anything" She told the younger man as Rick and Natsu walked along the cooler doors. Several chilled beers and expensive whiskeys lined the inside, getting the two men to rapidly start picking and choosing what they desired.
Glancing around, Cana couldn't resist anymore as Morty's arms were piled high with different bottles of booze. There were just too many and she had to try. Prying open a bottle of aged brandy, Cana started to drink it in the middle of the store…right in front of the cashier.
"HEY! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THAT!" The overweight man yelled, trying not to stare at the brunette's large breasts.
"SHIT! BUSTED! SNATCH AND GRAB EVERYBODY!" Levy shouted from the next aisle as she carried as much alcohol as she could toward the door.
"You heard the lady! Fucking run!" Natsu exclaimed as he and Rick grabbed what they could from the coolers.
"YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!" The heavy man yelled as he picked up a baseball bat, moving from behind the counter.
"RUN MORTY! YOU DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH MALL COPS THIS EARLY!" Rick yelled to his grandson as he ran past the boy. Bottles fell from their arms as they all burst from the liquor store, the spilt contents spreading across the concrete as half a dozen bottles shattered and broke.
"FUCK YEAH! EARLY MORNING ROBBERY!" Levy cheered happily as she tossed the alcohol into the back seat. Turning, she grabbed an armful from Cana as the woman tried to drink and run at the same time. Quickly joining them, Natsu was climbing in as Rick and Morty climbed in the front, spilling more of the liquid loot.
"GET BACK HERE!" The man yelled out as he ran across the parking lot, his heavy footsteps crunching broken glass. Pulling a strange pistol from a hidden pocket as Rick started up the engines, Levy fired a strange orange and brown beam at the shopkeeper. Colliding with his chest, his entire body was frozen in a covering of amber as a look of confusion were frozen in his eyes.
"Nice thinking! A carbonite amber gun? Powered by a lithium-boson core?" Rick asked as the ship lifted off.
"You know it! Great for non-lethal means" Levy smirked as she opened a bottle. "Now…LET'S ADVENTURE!" she cheered out as the short scientist started to drink a bottle of vodka from the pile of dozens of bottles they had stolen. Cana was already drinking, sitting on Natsu's lap as her backside pressed into his crotch.
"Oh man…I've already been involved with a robbery…" Morty said in a soft panic as Rick started to drink some heavy booze.
"Relax Morty, the adventure has just begun!" The crazy haired scientist exclaimed as he took another pull. The space craft had already left the atmosphere, traveling past the moon of this world as Morty looked out the window at the passing stars.
"Yo Rick? You know any fun spots I could kill something without worry?"
"Hell yeah! I know just the place!" Rick replied with a grin as he took another pull from his bottle.
"Oh…is my dragon gonna impress me…" Cana asked in a seductive voice as she traced a finger down his chest…enjoying the feeling of his rippling muscles below his shirt. Noticing his famous smirk, Cana couldn't wait to see what this day had in store for them all as they left the solar system.
Several hours later. Planet Bloss in the Diavak System
A world of heavy pollution and crime, the world was also known for it's sporting events, towering mega cities and the ability to find anything in the markets. Run by several different crime lords of half a dozen species, the planet was outside any known jurisdiction or governing body which meant many things were legal.
Barely able to keep the ship straight, Rick managed to land as his vision blurred. Levy and Cana had been drinking more, while Natsu had kept a steady pace. Morty was pouting a bit, not liking the idea at all as towering buildings rose toward the dusty sky above.
"Al… *Burp* Alright! He..here we are!" Rick slurred as the glass roof opened. Stumbling out, the famous scientist was barely upright as he took a pull of whiskey from his flask. Weaving back and forth, Rick ignored the looks of all the aliens milling about.
"S..SWEET!" An inebriated Levy cheered out as she jumped down on the tarmac near an alien that had yellow skin and three eyes. Looking around, the blunette saw dozens of different species walking around, their shapes and sizes able to fill an encyclopedia. Joining her was Natsu and Cana, the more experienced drinker barely wobbling as she sipped a can of beer.
"Rick…why are we here…this place smells like a sewer…" Morty complained as the scientist turned on him in a flash.
"Why…WHY! For some fucking bloody sports Morty! I..I CAN MAKE A KILLING ON THESE MAGES! SOME SWEET FUCKING MOLLA MORTY!" The inventor yelled before wrapping an arm around Natsu and pointing toward a very large colosseum a short distance away. "There…IT'S THE FUCKING BLOOD DOME! THE MOST BRUTAL SPORT IN THE GALAXY! LET'S GO!"
"Hell yeah…" Natsu grinned, his scar pulling his cheek as the four adults started walking forward, weaving through throngs of aliens.
"Dammit Rick…" Morty complained as he soon hurried to catch up to his grandfather and the others.
It didn't take long to find the entrance as aliens constantly streamed in and out of the gargantuan structure. Piles of garbage and strange liquids splotched some of the floor, meaning very little was done for sanitation. Four slug creatures were in a corner, talking in a strange language as they held ticket stubs. Ignoring their vile stench, the group finally made their way to the sign-up section.
"Grable…Flarg! Flarg!" An overweight alien shouted, its hairy body disgusting to the mages as it pointed toward Rick. It had a large trunk going down its front, the clothing it wore beyond greasy and full of grime.
"HEY! You can suck my balls Elephant Trunk Face! I'm here with legitimate contenders! Not some psychotic kill bot!"
"Flornis bloor bloor tus….trilllnak?"
"Okay…Who's fighting?" Rick asked the group.
"ME!" Levy cheered out as she stepped forward…only to have the alien laugh at her with a gnarled hand almost like an lizards.
"Tono…Sliken dur short!"
"WHO YOU CALLING SHORT YOU SACK OF DOG SHIT!" Levy yelled out before jumping on the counter and punching the strange alien in the throat. Even as it gargled and gasped, she took the sign up sheet and jumped back onto the ground. Looking at all the alien script, Levy just shrugged her shoulders before signing her name under the contestant box. Handing it to Natsu, the dragon slayer did the same before glancing at Cana.
"I'll pass. I want to watch you fight…might get me excited and wet between the thighs" the card mage teased as Rick blinked.
"Daaayyymmm! If you don't die your so in! You could learn something from this guy, Morty!"
"Whatever…can we just find some seats or something?" the young man halfheartedly complained as a strange alien with pincer hands knocked into him, the mandibles dripping with slime.
"Not yet Morty! I have to place some bets first!" Rick yelled loudly as he took another pull from his flask. Walking away from the sign up station, Levy tossed the electronic clipboard back on the counter as her group left. Unfortunately, she failed to see the elephant like alien change their matches from 'novice' to 'extreme death' Apparently, it didn't like being punched in the throat by a short, weak human from some backward monkey planet.
Half an hour later, Cana, Rick and Morty had found some seats in the front row as the latest death match concluded. Some Praying Mantis creatures had been torn apart by a horrible monstrosity that looked like a demented crossover between a grizzly bear and a pig. Pulling the arms off of the last alien, it flung the body toward the dusty ground soaked with blood and entrails.
Roaring in victory, the winner started to saunter toward an exit door in the far wall of the insanely large stadium.
"Damn…didn't think this place would…would be..hic…this large! It's like ten whole blocks!" Cana exclaimed as she studied the arena. Along with the dusty ground nearby, there was a small city scape in the center with dilapidated and crumbling buildings. Rusting vehicles and concrete blocks dotted the area as her drunken gaze took in more details. A transport was burning near a building that had half collapsed, the charred bodies strewn around haphazardly. Past the small city used for battle, there looked to be a lake of sewage and garbage on the far side of the arena…but she couldn't make out too many details from her seat.
*Hic* "It's the blood-dome! The largest combat ring in this sector of the galaxy! *Burp* Rick told the brunette before taking a bite of some strange snack. Leaning in close, the toxic fumes of alcohol wafted off his breath. "Hey…hey…They can win right? I…I just spent all of Morty's college fund on this! I…*burp* I don't like to fucking lose, CANA!" the scientist yelled as the brunette giggled.
"Relax! My man has never lost a fight! And when he goes all out…makes me all tingly…" The lush replied as she took another drink from her emergency, back-up, replacement rum…otherwise known as her fourth bottle. Her senses were dulled at this point…but she was nowhere near her limit.
"Yeah well, he'll probably die…everybody that hangs with Rick usually does. Not like he gives a shit about your two friends at all" Morty said as he crossed his arms over his yellow shirt. He was sitting next to a person made entirely of gears…the clicking was annoying.
"Fucking hell, Morty! Why are you…you being…*Burp* such a whiney bitch!? We're having fun, Morty! They're gonna kill some assholes you ungrateful little shit! What!? You'd rather be in school or hanging out with your…your loser father!? He's poisoned your mind, Morty! Jerry…he's a fucking parasite!" Rick yelled into the young man's face before taking another drink of heavy booze. Rick got much angrier the more he drank.
Ignoring the ranting of the scientist, Cana took another pull of her bottle as the large projector screen showed Natsu's image along with the image of what could only be an orc. The rest was in alien text, but she did recognize a count-down clock. "He win's…I'm so fucking…fucking him!"
Sitting in her private view box with her bodyguard, Queen Zangya waited patiently for the next round to begin. She had come here to enjoy the battles and fights, despite the deplorable state of this planet. Her husband Bojack had been neglecting her for so long that he probably didn't notice she left. A stunning beauty with light green skin and full breasts, Zangya could become a model if she desired. With her large breasts showing cleavage from her blue gown, her orange hair cascaded down her back, flowing past her elflike ears. These features made her beyond desirable on her home planet of Torbin. Unfortunately, she had been married to Bojack at a younger age…her protests falling on deaf ears due to the nature of the political marriage. To be honest, she hated her husband with a seething passion.
"Probably raiding some helpless world and fucking young women…the pig" She thought while clenching a fist. She hated the actions of the military and the king…they could be constructing new education centers and hospitals for the people…but he was blinded by conquest and war.
"Your highness, the match is starting, meow" Pina said softly as she stood at the ready near the door. A female of the cat race, Pina was almost human looking as she stood with a heavy rifle. With soft, pink skin, she could easily pass for a woman cosplaying as a feline. The only discernable difference was the natural cat ears, a slightly shorter nose, and a feline tail wrapped around her waist at the moment. Adorned in armor that pressed against her large, D-cup breasts, she took her job seriously and would die for Zangya…the woman that saved her from a most deplorable fate.
"Yes…it will probably be boring like the last…." She waved with a hand before taking a drink of an expensive, blue liquid. Setting it down, she looked toward the large projection hovering above the battlefield. It was four faced, letting all see the fights below no matter where they sat. Standing in the middle of the screen was a male with short, spiky hair. He was shirtless, revealing numerous scars from battle. And in his hand was a spiked club as the man was slowly surrounded by twenty war-orcs. Each stood ten feet tall, brandishing horrible weapons as the clock slowly ticked downward.
"A hundred credits say's he dies in ten seconds" Pina quipped, a sly smirk on her face as Zangya nodded.
"I'll take that bet"
Natsu glanced at the many enemies before him…they were disgusting. Yellowed teeth and red eyes, each one reminded him of super mutants or locust. None of them had guns, which would mean he had to get close and personal. Each one had something that could resemble a large club or sword, the lethality rising from each one. They were talking among themselves in a strange tongue, laughing and chuckling…probably bragging how they would slay him….it would be a mistake. Waiting for the clock to strike zero, the soldier didn't have to wait long as the crowd of aliens jeered and booed…they wanted him to die.
'BBBBLUUUUURRRRRRPPPP!'
The match started as Natsu grinned, the scar pulling at his skin.
"You green skinned assholes…ARE SO FUCKED!" Natsu roared out as he activated his dragon force in a surge of magical power. Reddish black scales rippled and danced across his skin as all his senses and strength increased. Running toward the closest orc in a blinding burst of speed, Natsu swung the spiked bat at its head. Striking the cranium, its skull caved in as brains burst from the blow. With the crunching of bone, Natsu turned toward the next as the war orcs charged.
Ducking under the swing of a massive claymore, Natsu spun in place while extending his weapon arm. The spiked weapon was like an extension of himself as he embedded it in the side of the second orc. It grunted in a bellow of pain as blood sprayed from the wound, arcing across the ground as the dragon slayer released the weapon. Lighting his fist on fire, Natsu then stuck the orc's sword arm, severing the limb in an easy blow.
Picking up the claymore, Natsu grinned as he quickly decapitated the second orc with a heavy strike. Blood splattered against his chest from the execution as a third green skinned alien ran up behind him. It had a large mallet in its hands as it swung full force at the slayer.
An echoing 'crunch' rang out from the arena as Natsu went flying, his body crashing through a crumbling wall as brick and plaster rained down upon him. Slowing standing up as his bruised back screamed for mercy, the soldier knew his scales had taken a heavy hit. Looking out the gaping hole he had created, the remaining eighteen war-orcs were advancing…bloodlust in their eyes. They were grunting and whispering among each other, their words lost to Natsu as he cracked his neck.
"You…YOU THINK YOU'VE WON WITH ONE HIT! ALL YOU'VE DONE IS CREATED A TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT! FIRE KING'S ROAR!" the man bellowed as he unleashed a tremendous amount of fire at his approaching enemies. A mixture of blue, white and blood red, the cone of flame washed over twelve of the ten foot tall aliens as their skin lit ablaze. Flesh cooked and popped, the stench of rancid pork rising into the air as the audience garbled and cheered.
"HOLY SHIT! THAT WAS FUCKING BALLS!" Rick exclaimed as he sat on the edge of his seat. He didn't really care who won or not…just that he was having fun as Natsu charged across the battlefield over the smoldering corpses. Crushing a burnt skull beneath his bootheel, Natsu cleaved another of the aliens in half with his claymore, intestines and guts spraying across the ground as blood splattered against his bare torso. A feral snarl was on his face as he turned toward the last three. Breaking into another charge, he engaged the closest in a battle of blades.
"Oh…OH! YOUR SO GETTING ME TONIGHT YOU FUCKING STUD!" CANA cheered out drunkenly as the last three aliens tried to form some sort of strategy…which quickly failed as Natsu cleaved off the right arm of another. Sailing through the air, it landed among the audience, giving a rise to more alien cheers as the severed limb was quickly hoisted like a horrible trophy. The human male quickly dispatched the wounded orc, cleaving the top of its head off as pink matter and splintered bone sailed past him.
"WOW!" Zangya exclaimed as she stood up from her seat. She had expected this man to die…but he hadn't. No…he had quickly decimated the enemy force with extreme brutality…plus…seeing him covered in blood was...exciting to her. He had quickly engaged the last two, fighting them two on one despite their size difference. A leg went flying…then a hand holding a mace as the last two simply had no chance against a warrior of that caliber. Standing up as her breasts gave a heavy heave, Zangya could see him down in the battle space close by. He was stalking the last orc trying to crawl away as he dragged the tip of the sword through the loose dirt. Planting his boot on the green skinned aliens back, Natsu hefted the blade high before plunging it down into the back of its head, spraying more gore against his pants. With the last enemy dead, the crowd erupted in snarls, grunts, and baying barks of cheers toward the victorious Natsu covered in viscera and blood.
Rubbing her thighs together, Pina couldn't help but feel…excitement after watching that spectacle.
"Pina…get ready…I have an idea who will be an honored guest at my summer palace tonight…" Zangya commanded as she licked her lips. "Oh yes…a very…special guest…"
"Very well, your highness. Just…it might take awhile to fetch him with the crowds. And…the next fight is with a…Levy McGarden? I believe she is of the same species so we might see another entertaining match"
Letting out a huff, Zangya sat back down as her orange hair spilled across her shoulders. Crossing her arms underneath her large breasts, the queen looked to be pouting as Pina stood guard at the door…despite how…much she wanted to meet that man herself.
"Fine. But after that we're getting him!" she snapped lightly as workers started to clean up the bodies for the next match in ten minutes.
"Ahh! Why would you bring me to watch that! He brutalized those aliens!" Morty complained as Rick glanced at a wrist band.
"Shut up Morty! I just won a million Flebos! Do you have any idea how much stuff I can buy with that many Flebos? The answer is a lot!"
"GRRR! You know I don't understand all this weird space money, Rick! And the last time we were out here, the money you gave me caused assassins to come after me! You…You stole it off a dead guy with two heads!"
"Man….your sure acting like Jerry today" Rick told his grandson before turning toward Cana. She had still been drinking, a perverted look on her face as she sat there in her normal Capri pants and blue bikini top. By now she was obviously tipsy as she had screamed and hollered the whole time for Natsu. The minutes were passing quickly as Levy entered onto the stage, her short form meeting jeers and boos. Spotting a large knife in her hands and a pouch resting on her waist, many beings wondered if this human female would die or survive. The countdown clock was ticking past thirty seconds, yet no visual of the enemy could be seen in the arena or displayed on any viewscreen
Typing a few instructions onto the wristband he wore, Rick's eyes widened as panic set in.
"HOLY SHIT!"
"What? Wh…at is it?" Cana asked drunkenly as several mantis aliens sat on her left, ignoring the human's drinking.
"It…It's an EXTREME DEATHMATCH! She's facing something of a class five!"
"What's a class five?"
"It doesn't matter! Your friend is gonna…OH SHIT! I BET ALL MY FLEBOS ON HER! HOW WILL I ENJOY BLIPS AND CHITZ NOW! FUCK!"
"That's what your worried about RICK!? Your stupid weekend getaway while somebody dies! Your such an asshole!"
"AAAAGHHHH! MY BETTING MONEY!" Rick ranted as the clock ticked down to zero.
'BBBLLLOOORMMMP!'
Levy heard the alarm sound and readied herself. Holding the blade facing outward, she held a steady grip as her eyes cast around the empty field. Nothing moved in the distant urban area or the lake…it was entirely still as the audience waited with still breath. Nobody wanted to miss a thing.
"Okay…be prepared for anything Levy…you can still use your magic here…ugh…I shouldn't have drank" She chastised herself as she cautiously took a step forward. But to be fair, it's her own damn fault for singing up in some alien, gladiator arena when she was buzzed. Luckily, the tenseness of the situation had rapidly decreased the effect of the alcohol…then the ground rumbled.
Snapping her vision toward the small urban area with crumbling buildings and abandoned vehicles, the short mage could tell…there was something underground.
"It…couldn't be locust…no, this will be something else…" she asked herself as the rumbling grew louder along with the grunts and screams of the audience. Levy wasn't sure, but she thought she could hear Cana cheering her on. "The shitty thing is, Rick probably could deal with the locust easily, he's that fucking smart. But after observing him for a few weeks, I've concluded he would rather ditch his own world then help another. He only does things that are fun or benefit himself. In all honesty, he doesn't give a shit about any of us" Her wandering mind concluded…then the ground erupted in the middle of the tiny town, destroying several buildings as her opponent reared its ugly head. It quickly rose upwards, its scales and centipede like legs wiggling in the air as it's height easily toppled twenty stories tall. Fangs and mandibles were seen in its maw…then it opened its mouth to reveal rows and rows of deadly teeth. In short, it could be considered a younger cousin toward the rift worm.
"Barng! Blaif Toz Gettez! Sil de…THRESHER MAW…ALPHA!
Levy took a step back…but knew it would be pointless to run. Gripping her knife tighter, an almost insane look came upon her face.
"HeheheheHAHAHAHA! YES! NOW I CAN SHOW ERZA AND SAM WHO THE FUCKING BOSS IS!' She yelled with glee before continued talking in a mocking voice to herself, trying to sound like Erza.
"You'll never join our club, Levy. Aside from Knightwalker, we're the only other women to be eaten by giant worms. You'll never be as cool as us" she finished with a snarl. In all actuality though, Erza, Sam, and Knightwalker had never mocked or teased Levy about being eaten by nightmarish creatures…this was all in the script mages head.
Running forward as she clasped the knife, the scarred mage with blue hair pounded her boots against the ground. Moving past an overturned air vehicle with rotting remains inside, Levy barely cared as she moved closer. "I'M GONNA FUCKING RIP YOU APA-!"
The Thresher Maw lunged down, its mouth opened wide as it ate the woman whole, swallowing every last bit of her.
"DAMMIT! MY FLEBOS!" Rick screamed out as he tried to pull out his hair. He had bet for Levy to win…most likely the only one as the rest of the betting community had placed their faith in the opponent…and they were cheering as Rick yelled in frustration.
"Hehehe…hic! It..It's not done yet!" Cana let out as she continued to observe the arena and giant worm slithering around the perimeter.
"No, it is. Your friend died and all Rick cares about is his money…welcome to a standard Rick and Morty adventure…where everyone pays except for him…" Morty whispered, not wanting to incur the wrath of his grandfather as the man continued to yell about his loss of funds…
Gripping the knife in one hand and bracing her left against the slimy wall covered in…who knows what, Levy whispered a sigh of relief. She had made it past the numerous teeth with only a few scratches as blood leaked down her left arm from a shallow cut on her shoulder. All things considered, she got off lucky as the creature continued to slither and move about.
"Well…this was the only way to really kill it….uh…well, my 'Paper Shredder' would work too…BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT!" She yelled as slime like saliva dripped into her hair. At the moment, she could stand upright as the worm slithered horizontally, giving her a small reprieve. Glancing further down the throat, she saw a third row of teeth hammering and shredding the flesh of some random alien…the stench rising as it was torn apart. There was a pattern to it, however as there was a small window all the deadly incisors were opened, letting more of the esophagus to be seen.
"Hmm…now how should I do this…I KNOW!"
Pulling the blade free from the wall, Levy walked past what could only be the uvula as it dangled from the roof of the slime covered cavern. Stopping in the middle, she looked upward at the roof of the mouth. Pointing the blade up at a certain place, she quickly plunged it in as the hardened skin separated under the cutting.
Feeling a shudder rising through the creature, Levy started to sway back and forth faster as worm blood leaked into her hair.
"Damn Sam and Erza…always mocking my lack of giant worm kills…" She muttered while she quickly cut a small hole in the roof of the mouth. Suddenly, she was thrown to the far wall, the monster not liking the sensation of pain it endured. Sheathing her knife, the female grumbled in annoyance as something sticky and slimy ran down her back…sending shivers of disgust through her.
Gritting as more of the slime and mucous got in her hair, Levy quickly got to her feet. Pulling a hand-held object from her pouch, she ran over and activated the plasma grenade with a flick of her thumb. Her flooring shifted…slowly tilting upwards as the worm rose up on its haunches. Reaching her hand, she managed a tentative handhold on the hole of flesh she had sliced open as her gravity continued to shift. In seconds, she was dangling vertically with one hand gripping and the other holding a primed plasma grenade.
"YOU FUCKING SUCK!" Levy yelled out as she wedged it into the gaping hole she had cut, the flesh gripping the small object while looking down. The teeth were closed…which meant they would open in a few brief seconds.
"FOR ARAGORN!" the crazy woman yelled out as she let go, plunging down the shaft as the teeth opened at the right moment. Pulling her trusty knife free while passing through the maw, Levy sunk it into the flesh of the walls to her right, creating a ghastly line of torn meat as it ripped and shredded under her weight.
"Three…two…one…" she whispered as her victory became assured.
The baying audience was laughing and cheering at their winnings, making Rick scowl as he vowed to do something insane…drunk and insane. The Thresher Maw was currently resting at its full height, almost mocking him from close by as it took station near their seats.
'BBBOOOOOMMM!'
Its head exploded in a wave of gore and purplish plasma fire, spraying burning skin and shattered bone mixed with viscera and blood all over the nearby crowd. Cana and Rick were completely missed by even the tiniest of bloody particles…but not Morty. A piece of flesh a yard in length slapped him across the body, splattering blood all over his shirt and pants as the young man started to scream in horror.
"AAAAHHHHHH!"
"You were right Cana…and now I've fucking won a shit ton of Flebos!" Rick cheered uncaringly as Levy cut her way out the worm's midsection with a simple blade…to the boos and hisses of multiple losers.
"Told ya!" The inebriated card mage said happily as Morty tired to remove the gore from his body…then felt a pair of slimy arms wrap around him. It was an amorphous blob, its eyes on stalks while looking at the young man before it.
"Flerk un tis…boon boon?"
"Uh…Ri…Rick?"
"Don't move Morty…it's a Corvaxian…they get sexually aroused by fourteen year olds covered in worm gore!"
"Wh..what!?"
"That seems oddly specific" Cana added as the crowd jeered at Levy for making them lose money. She was near the wall right below, her gore spattered body drenched in who knows what.
"YOU ALIENS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!" She ranted before climbing up the wall toward Cana and the others…toward a sight of an alien trying to force its way into Morty's mouth.
"Ah Ri—mphhh!" the boy tired to say as the first tentacle worked its way in…causing more nightmares to be unleashed.
"Ugh…fine" the scientist said in annoyance before flinging a packet of salt onto the blob. Shrieking in pain as parts fell off, the scientist grabbed Morty's hand.
"LET'S GO MORTY! I Still need to collect my winnings!" Sanchez shouted, barreling his way through the crowd as Levy and Cana quickly followed with Morty crying about tentacle monsters.
Half an hour later…outside the staging area for combatants…
"Ahh…" Levy sighed whistfully as she stepped out of the alien locker room toward her group. She had taken a…sonic shower which removed all grime and slime from her body and clothes…refreshing her completely as Natsu stood against a wall with Cana. Her small injuries had been treated, not even leaving a fresh scar as she smiled smugly to herself. Levy would brag constantly to Erza and Sam of her worm slaying as she readjusted her goggles.
Morty was still shaking from his almost molestation as Rick counted his Flebos, an insane grin on his face as the short woman finally joined them.
"That was fun! What should we do next?"
"NO! No next! I was covered in worm guts and almost raped by some blob thing! Then Rick threw salt on it and it…DIED! AHHH! Just take me home!" Morty wailed.
"Toughen up kid. When I was your age, I was already killing monsters"
"RRRAAGHHH!" Morty bellowed, clutching hands to his head as the stress started to break him down. Hearing a door slide open at the end of the hallway, the group turned to see a woman with light greenish skin, pointing elf ears, and flowing orange hair walking toward them. An expensive dress hugged her voluptuous figure as another woman followed close behind. The second was wearing armor and carried a type of laser rifle, her fair skin illuminated in the light. She had white hair like Mira's, but then…cat ears rested on her head while a white furred tail wrapped around her waist. Walking with purpose, the two approached in confidence.
"That was…quite the performance you two put on. I expected you both to die. Yet…here you are"
"Who are you?" Natsu grumbled out as the green skinned woman looked him over. The man had to admit…she was very…feminine…
"I am queen Zangya and this is my bodyguard Pina Katt. I was wondering if a warrior such as yourself would join me at my summer home on Triss for some festivities. You are all invited of course"
"I'M IN!" Cana shouted to the surprise of others…before leaning toward Natsu and whispering. "I don't know about Levy…but those two look hot…" The lush leered making the Gear's eyes slightly widen at the implication.
"A cat girl and an alien queen…well…aside from minor differences, they could be humans in costume…"
"Sure, why not?" the broad shouldered man shrugged as Cana jumped for joy and hopped into his arms.
"WOOO! PARTY!" the lush cheered while pressing her ample chest against Natsu's. She had been drinking for a few hours now and she was really…really craving what her man could give…
"I'll pass. I have to meet Krombopulous…for something" Rick stated as Morty blanched. The kid did not like that alien psychopath.
"Ohhh! That sounds fun! I'll tag along for our very own Levy and Rick mini adventure in a slightly bigger adventure!"
"Hell yeah! See ya…M..'burp' Morty!"
And just like that, Levy and Rick left through a side door, leaving the five in the hall.
"Miss Zangya…What should we do with the boy?" Pina whispered, not knowing that Natsu could hear her.
"Just put him with the other guest kids…he'll be fine" Zangya whispered back before extending a hand. "Let us depart. I would like to hear how you became skilled enough to battle twenty war-orcs with ease" the queen asked as she tried not to hide her jealousy of the human female in the solders arms. "I'm sure my breasts are bigger! I will tame him and make him submit to my rule!" Zangya thought…not realizing she had bitten off far more than she could chew with this man…
Climbing into the spaceship, Rick and Levy strapped themselves in as the scientist and the ship quickly ascended into space.
"So, who's this Krombopulous?" Levy asked as she leaned back, helping herself to a beer as she gulped down the amber liquid.
"An assassin. I sell him special weapons sometimes. Last time I had to take Morty and he got all bent out of shape over a few guns! Like that even fucking matters in the grand scheme of things!"
"Really? What kind of weapons?" Levy asked as the scientist smirked. For some reason, he liked this girl. She didn't freak out over killing or morally gray areas.
"Laser guns…mind erasers…guns that make people's heads explode… He even asked me to make a gun that could unkill people so he could kill them again…he's fucking crazy"
"A gun that unkills…hmmmm…" Levy pondered as the wild haired scientist glanced at her.
"Don't bother. It can't be done"
"Can't hurt to try. Anyway, no more pointless small talk. How about some tunes?" Levy asked as she turned on the radio to a random station. Hearing the melody fill the space ship, the two nodded as they both could agree on the rock and roll song. Easing herself back in the seat, Levy was content to drink and listen as the two cruised past the empty void outside.
Planet Velox…an hour later.
Flying past the towering skyscrapers of gleaming steel and metal, Rick piloted the ship over the alien world toward the rendezvous location. Passing over several high end market places, Levy looked down at the alien wares…all the technology at her fingertips… But then the view shifted as the male moved them toward a more run down section of the mega-city. Settling into a parking garage, the spaceship settled onto the concrete as shadows loomed all around them. Space craft and ground vehicles had taken up numerous spaces, but nobody could be seen.
"Alright. We're here" Rick told his passenger as he grabbed a brown paper bag. Opening the canopy of the craft, the two got out as a shadow shifted toward their front. Moving from behind a car, their contact made himself known.
It had greenish skin if one could say and large, red eyes. Instead of lips like a human, the person had mandibles and a few antenna decorating its head. Light body armor covered its extremities, showcasing the bug like body.
"Hiya Rick! Did you get it?" the mantis asked in an innocent tone.
"Sure did. One anti-matter gun" the scientist replied as they quickly exchanged the weapon and funds. Mandibles quivering in excitement, the mantis then turned to Levy.
"Oh! Hello there! I'm Krombopulous Michael. Just so you know…I love killing. Men, women, children..old people, it doesn't matter! I have no moral code. Just pay me to kill them and I'll murder them! Here, my card" Michael told Levy as he handed a business card to her. "See, you can follow me on Twitter and it even has my current location along with my business address"
"Cool. So, who are you killing today?"
"HOPEFULLY LOTS OF PEOPLE! But my target is some prophet. I called ahead to warn his body guards too. I'll send you a video of when I kill him!" The assassin cheered before looking at his watch.
"Welp! Time to go murder again!" He said happily before skipping off with his new weapon.
Pocketing the business card, Levy hoped that she would have a chance to use his services…she could always befriend an assassin.
"Alright. Let's go check out that market! I want to get some sweet tech!" Levy cheered, her breasts giving a slight bounce from the action.
Uttering a groan, Rick rubbed the back of his head in annoyance. Even he knew shopping with women could take forever. "Fine! But only for an hour then were going to Blitz and Chitz. They have a new game of life!"
"Sounds good!" Levy said happily as they left the parking garage in the ship moments later, having no desire to walk across a whole city.
Half an hour later…
The duo was walking down the sidewalk of the alien market place, bypassing countless different species as Levy smiled. This was so damn cool that she could barely contain herself. Stores were selling all manner of things, advertising in countless languages as she walked with Rick.
"Damn Levy, I have to say, you're a lot more fun than Morty. If he had met Michael, He would be throwing a fit about 'moral's" The scientist emphasized with air quotes.
"Eh, I still have morals myself. Like I won't kill innocents and I'll try to help versions of myself out. But I have no complaints for killing my enemies or taking what I want" The woman shrugged, narrowly avoiding an oblong alien with a single eye. It reminded her of an overweight cyclops…but damn did it smell. Moving past it as air cars and transports rumbled past over the road, her eye finally caught a store she had been looking for.
It had numerous electronics in the display window, sitting behind the force screen as she grinned.
"Hey, lets check out this one" She suggested as Rick shrugged. Pulling his flask out, he drank some bourbon as the two walked in.
*Burb*
Ignoring the belch, Levy stared at all the wonderful alien technology. Strange devices lined the walls, their functions unknown. Some glowed a soft, orange hum…others were box like with strange lines of power running their length. Moving through the store, she ignored the other customers inside as she approached what could only be a display case with a force field protecting what was inside. Looking at the items, there were eight in total, each identical to the last. They were all cubes, their sides running with purple lights and giving off a soft glow. Each in size was about four inches per side, meaning they were pretty small compared to other merchandise. Then of course…there was the price tag. Each one had a tag that if she read it right, meant buying one would cost one hundred million Flebos.
"Dammit…I need to read this stuff…." Levy whispered before spotting another electronic device on a nearby shelf. Grabbing it, she tossed it to the floor, breaking it apart.
"GLARBLE!" The shopkeeper shouted out as he yelled from behind the counter. A hairy…pig man with an obese belly, Levy paid him no mind as she started to dig through the spilled components.
"Whatcha making?" Rick asked, leaning against the wall nearby as the store owner started to approach them.
"Translator. Not being able to read or understand this stuff is pissing me off" the script mage replied while fixing things together in rapid hand movements. By now, the shopkeeper had approached her, yelling in some alien language as the other customers looked on in worry.
Ignoring the yelling, Levy quickly finished her invention. It could be described as a strange syringe that glowed blue, its length filled with liquid. Plunging it into her neck, she pressed the plunger down as the nano's quickly swam toward her brain.
"OHHH! DAMN! NO HESITATION!" Rick admired as Levy shook herself of the strange sensation.
"Blrggh…shlllk…floonah…pay for that!" The pig man yelled, its snout dripping with fury.
"Sorry what? Could you repeat that? Also, what's in that case there?" Levy pointed toward the eight objects that she…really wanted for some reason.
"SCREW YOU SUB-CREATURE! HUMAN'S AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY SHOP! NOW PAY FOR THAT AND GET THE FUCK OUT!"
"Oh…YOU CAN FUCK YOUR OWN MOTHER!" Levy yelled before pulling another electronic from the shelf. Lunging forward, she completely surprised the space pig as she smashed the boxy item into its ugly face. Grunting in pain, the store owner fell backwards as the patrons screamed, some of them running from the store. Raising it again, Levy brought it down in feral ferocity as the sharpened edges crunched bone and spilt green blood across the floor.
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! THIS IS HOW THE NEWS GOES!" She screamed, green blood splashing her shirt as the creature soon laid still…its face and cranium broken. Climbing off of him, Levy looked at a wide eyed Rick.
"COME ON! LET'S LOOT!" She said happily as Rick nodded.
"FUCK YEAH! FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT BITCHES!" he said happily before starting to grab everything he could carry. As Rick helped himself to whatever he wanted, Levy looked at the display case holding the eight cubes as she could now read the alien text.
Twenty-four hour Temporal Reversal Bomb. One per customer. One use only. Instructions included. No Refunds.
100,000,000 Flebos
"Well…that sounds fucking useful!" Levy said happily while grabbing a shopping basket near the corpse on the floor. Reaching for the force screen, she was surprised when her hand passed through…until the blaring alarm shrieked through the store.
"FUCK! LOOK WHAT YOU DID LEVY! EVERYBODY KNOWS FORCE-FIELDS ARE ALARMED!"
"Shut the fuck up, Sanchez!" she shot back before piling all the cubes into her basket. Once in, she looked around for anything else. Plucking a few more things off the shelves, she stole those too as the duo ran toward the door.
Haha! Su…su…SUCK MY BALLS!" Rick shouted out over his shoulder as the two ran down the street, laden down with stolen merchandise. Alarms were sounding behind them, meaning authorities were on their way. Coming to an intersection as they tried to make their way back to where they parked, the two halted in their tracks as a hovering squad car came to a rest before them. Jumping out, a man made entirely of gears and sprockets glared at them as his mantis like partner pointed a strange gun at them.
"HALT! You're in violation of galactic law!"
"Shit! Bureaucrats…or robots!" Rick shouted as he pulled a laser pistol and started firing. Killing the bug man as purple blood pooled around him, the officer was choking to death as he and Levy ran down the street to their right. Passing by scattering citizens, the two looked for a way out.
"THERE!" Levy pointed toward a hover car that was just being parked by a random alien. Boots beating against the pavement, Levy grabbed the driver and flung him out into the street as she and Rick piled in with their stolen goods. Flipping switches and grabbing the shifter, Levy rose up from the ground as she turned the vehicle with her companion. Looking behind her, she saw more of the authorities coming, sirens blaring through the air.
"SHIT! SPACE COPS!" She yelled before punching it, their getaway car flying through the canyons of towering buildings.
"FUCKING ROBOTS!" Rick shouted as he shot his laser pistol through the back window. Hitting the windshield of the closest one, the chasing car bucked as Levy continued to drive.
"WWWOOOO!" she yelled insanely, weaving through traffic at the ten story height as she caused several accidents. But she didn't care as the ruined transports fell to earth, her only goal escape. Taking a sharp turn to the right, Levy steered through a narrow canyon of skyscrapers as she narrowly evaded and advertisement billboard with a picture of a Floombus…whatever that is.
"LEFT!" Rick yelled over his shoulder, giving the woman directions as he laid down more laser fire. This next staccato of blasts destroyed the engine of the closest cruiser, causing the two mantis officers inside to crash into a tanker of fuel. The impact had the desired effect as the thousands of gallons exploded, killing dozens of aliens in a mushroom of fire. A dozen buildings were severely damaged as the flames burned, reaching up and snatching the remaining pursuers in a blech of ash and heat. Many were killed outright, their bodies burnt to a hideous crisp as the duo made their getaway.
"FUCK YEAH! ARGGHHHH!" Rick yelled in joy as they quickly made their way back to his spacecraft. Setting down, Levy didn't bother shutting it off as the two unloaded and transferred their stolen materials. Flipping some switches, the two lifted off in seconds as Rick steered them toward the atmosphere. Breathing heavily, the two smiled at their getaway as they each took a celebratory drink of booze…loading up more of their system with alcohol.
"Hey…hey Levy…*Burp*
"Yeah?" She asked while starting to read of the instructions for the T.R.B.
"It..IT'S TIME FOR BLITS AND CHITZ!" The scientist cheered before pressing a button, accelerating them toward a new destination.
"HELL YES!" the busty woman cheered in excitement and joy as an idle thought entered her mind. "I wonder how the others are doing? ..I…should cut down on drinking…"
Planet Triss
A beautiful, tropical planet with vibrant blue oceans, reefs of coral, and a smattering of island chains. This world was the definition of paradise. Covered in over eighty-eight percent water, you would be hard pressed to not being able to find a sandy beach.
Boasting a low population and clean, safe communities and small cities, this world sold properties to the rich and famous all across the galaxy as countless species could be found enjoying the warm sun and amenities. But this was common knowledge to the inhabitants as Pina piloted the ship toward a small island connected by a single bridge to the mainland. Looking out the window, the passengers could see a high class mansion that screamed wealth and posterity.
"Wow…look at this place" Morty mentioned in childlike wonder as the sun started to set on the horizon.
"It's queen Zangya's summer palace…the guests should be arriving already" Pina said casually while piloting to a reserved spot on the landing tarmac. Quickly powering down the craft, the passengers disembarked as other high class guests arrived. Some were humanoid…others not so much. But they could all be considered wealthy as they swept past them all. Walking through the main doors, Pina quickly grabbed Morty's hand.
"Hey! What's the big deal?" He said loudly, practically being dragged through the mansion by the cat woman who stayed silent. He tried to plant his feet, but the older female was too strong as they moved through random hallways.
"Children aren't allowed on the main floor" Pina replied before flinging a door open. Shoving Morty inside, she quickly closed it and locked it as the male tried to twist and break the knob…to zero success.
"Don't bother. The adults don't want us near them tonight" a female voice said behind him. Turning, Morty saw a young woman with red skin and tiny horns on her head. She might've been fifteen…but Morty couldn't be sure…then he saw all the other children. Some ranging from six years to his age as they helped themselves to food, games and other forms of entertainment.
"Oh…hehe…" the boy chuckled awkwardly as he tried to think of something cool to say…
Elsewhere in the mansion…
Pushing the double doors open, Zangya led her guests into the large bedroom that overlooked the ocean. A bay window framed the setting sun perfectly as she looked at Natsu and Cana. She had taken a few minutes to prepare in her bathroom, giving her guests a chance to acclimate.
"I have to admit…his life story is impressive…a soldier and warrior…tender love to his females…raised by a dragon…I knew this would be a good idea" the queen thought just as the door opened and shut once more. Walking in, Pina had shed her armor and weapons…trading them in for a billowing white nightgown. It was apparent she wore no bra underneath as her hardened nipples strained the fabric. Footsteps padding across the carpet, she joined Zangya as the two approached Natsu and Cana.
"Now…a man such as yourself….of your bravery and intelligence…I'm sure you can figure out why we brought you here…" the green skinned woman whispered as she pressed her bosom to his chest, looking him in the eye. They were large and firm…just waiting to be handled by a true man…a male that could pleasure her.
"I'm sure I can figure it out…" Natsu smirked as he tilted her chin upward with a rough finger. Kissing Zangya on the lips, the alien queen let out a soft moan as the man pushed his way into her mouth. Tongues meeting, the male wrapped an arm around her waist as he pulled her closer. Kissing the queen with a heated passion, Natsu could feel himself getting hard as he explored her feminine mouth.
Watching as her leader was fervently kissing the male, Pina glanced at Cana who had a lustful look in her eyes. On the trip over the two of them had talked, and the cat woman could say she liked the brunette.
"Well…lets get started while those two get…acquainted" the card mage said softly as she walked toward the bodyguard. Pressing her ample breasts against her own, the two females looked at each other… Pina could feel her nipples straining against the soft linen, getting aroused by the closeness of the other woman. Looking into each other's eyes, they both knew what would happen. It occurred quickly… Cana pressing her lips to Pina's.
They were soft and womanly as her tail twitched, the brunette kissing her with a delicate passion. Letting out a tiny mewl, she was taken down to the large, royal bed as the two women continued to kiss and explore each other. Gasping loudly, Pina felt the tender kisses trialing down her neck as Cana was slow and delicate.
"Is…is this your…first time…with another female?" Pina tried to ask as Cana started to use her hands.
"No….I've been with many…" the brunette replied as she started to fondle and massage the large breasts restrained by the nightgown. "Now…this is just in the way…" she lightly scolded before untying the small knot at the back of felines neck. Dropping past her double D tits, the nightgown became coiled around her waist as Cana eyed the perky nubs.
"There we go…" she said with a smile before capturing the right nipple in her mouth…teasing it with her tongue. Giving it sufficient attention, Cana then turned to the left nub, teasing and flicking it with her warm tongue as her target moaned.
"Ah…its not fair…I can't do anything to you…" Pina gasped as Zangya continued her own battle with Natsu nearby. The man had shed his shirt and boots by now, the two still standing as they kissed and vied for dominance.
"Then…do something about it…" Cana whispered into Pina's cat ears...making them twitch. She still had regular human ears…but then the furry objects on her head…it just made her look cute.
"Hmmmm…" the white haired female replied before pressing forward…and kissing Cana with a new ferocity. Womanly tongues tangled and explored each other's warm mouths, savoring the taste before Pina broke off the attack. Eyeing the large breasts contained by a blue bikini top, she started to massage and tease them with her soft fingers. Suddenly falling away, the article of clothing hit the floor as Cana smirked with lust.
"Mhhmmmm…" Pina moaned softly as she started to suckle on the left nipple, flicking and nibbling the hardening nub of pink flesh. Cana gasped, loving the sensation of a woman's touch. After all…she's been with Mira and Sam…Juvia and Knightwalker…she even participated in a foursome with Bisca and Hisui…she was well accustomed to women now as the humanoid cat divided her attention between the two ample globes of flesh.
Casting a glance at the two women on her left exploring each other and stifling moans of pleasure, Zangya finally broke away from the man before her. Brushing a hand to her left shoulder strap of her dress, the corner fell down to her arm…then she did the same to the other side. Dropping to her feet, the garment became a crumpled mess as she stood there in her nude glory.
A beautiful face framed by orange hair, she could definitely pass for a human female. Large green breasts that rivaled Mira's or Erza's had darkened nubs that rose with excitement as she smiled. Zangya had a tone stomach that showed of a hint of defined muscle and a narrow waist, connecting to long, heavenly legs that joined at her sacred center. Taking a few steps forward, she kicked her fallen dress away as her buttocks gave a small bounce along with her bountiful bosom. Pressing a hand onto Natsu's hard and toned chest covered with scars…her eyes lit with lust. Lowering herself to her knees…she started to work on the belt and zipper of his pants.
"Now…lets she what you have for me…" she told herself as she continued to work. In seconds her practiced hands had removed the belt and lowered the pants and boxers…letting his member be seen.
"Oh…wow…" the queen whispered as she took in sight of the massive cock. It was still not completely hard, yet it was already seven inches long. "He's three times the size of Bojack!"
Licking her lips, she couldn't help herself with what happened next. Licking it from the base of the balls to the tip, she immediately spooned the dick head into her mouth as she started to suck. Bobbing her head back and forth, she could hear Natsu moan as her mouth and tongue went to work. Feeling him getting harder, Zangya found she couldn't take the whole thing as her cock sucking skills started to falter.
"Ah…miss Zangya! I want a turn!" Pina pouted as she rested on her knees to the left, her eyes glistening with desire as the green skinned woman bobbed and worked her head.
"Don't forget! He's my boyfriend so I'll want some of that meat too!" Cana told the two as she came to a rest on the right. She had shed her remaining clothes, making all three women nude and ready. Grabbing the cock as Zangya came up for some air, Cana took it into her mouth, the wide girth spreading her lips as the brunette started to give her own blowjob. Sucking back and forth, the practiced mage could take seven inches of dick down her throat before starting to gag.
"Wow!" Pina praised as Cana took a gasp of air from the deepthroat…then started to drag her tongue from the balls to the tip…teasing it along the entire way.
Looking down at his girlfriend, Natsu was always amazed at the lust these women displayed as she sucked and sucked, a small strand of drool working its way down her chin as she put forth all her gusto into giving him pleasure. Cana was trying to take as much as she could while her free hand wandered down to her joining…playing with the wet folds. Releasing the shaft from her mouth, Cana looked up at him with untold lust in her eyes.
"You like that? When I'm a dirty cock sucker?'
Grunting in agreement, the scarred man knew a slice of heaven as Cana then pointed his hardened shaft toward Pina.
"Go ahead…make him feel good…" she instructed before kissing Zangya, passing the taste of Natsu to the queen.
With her cat like tail twitching in excitement, the feline woman started to kiss and lick the hardened meat before her. Taking her time, she worked her way up the shaft, leaving a trail of saliva. Sensing a closeness nearby, she wasn't surprised to see Zangya work her way to start sucking on the balls.
"I…I can't believe I'm doing this with the queen!" Pina told herself as she took Natsu's cock into her own warm orifice. Sucking slowly, she instantly became more aroused as the meat filled her mouth. It was so hard and smelled like…manliness as she felt herself getting damp between the thighs.
"That's right…suck those balls like a whore…" Cana urged as Zangya filled her mouth with one of the orbs. Lowering herself, the brunette then started to lick and suck on one of the green nipples, giving the queen a chance to pleasure her man.
Releasing the nut from her mouth with a soft pop, the skin stretched back as Zangya went for the other ball even as Pina continued to suck the main shaft.
"I am…I'm such a ball sucking slut…" the orange haired beauty whispered as her nipples were sucked on by a human female. Filling her warm mouth once more, the busty woman sucked and licked the ball sack in earnest. Continuing this for a few minutes, the three females were content to service the male.
"I want to suck it again…its such…a manly piece…" the green skinned alien said with lust as she re-grabbed the hardened cock. Sliding it back into her mouth, she started to suck once more…determined to get to the six inch mark as his cock extended her lips to the limit. Sliding down her throat, she could feel Natsu pushing further into her mouth.
"Yeah? You like me fucking your mouth you dirty whore?"
"Mpphffhhh!" Zangya tried to reply…but with over six inches of shaft rolling past her tongue, she could not give a proper response.
"Come on Pina…SUCK THOSE BALLS!" Cana said loudly as she took the right one into her mouth. "God…I love his manliness!" the mage told herself as Pina started to do the same on the left. Sucking in lustful desire, each female put forth their best effort to please. Zangya was doing her best to deepthroat his meat, her mouth filling with each pump of his cock while the other two licked and sucked on his orbs full of cum. They knew what the prize was, but it wasn't time yet as they participated in the heavenly task for over ten minutes…their moans echoing off the walls of the summer home as the night came into play outside.
"Mhhmm…" Pina moaned sexually as she started to play with herself, the wet folds teased by her fingers as she sucked and drooled over the left testicle in her mouth. Pulling with her natural suction, she extended the skin of the sac as the orb filled her slutty orifice. Releasing it was a soft 'pop' Pina finally stood up. She was ready for more as her cat tail wavered and jinked behind her. Zangya and Cana continued to suck a few more seconds, trying to outdo each other in a small contest of pleasure before finally standing up.
"Ah…that's enough of that. This pussy cat needs that dick…right now!" Pina shouted lustfully before jumping onto Natsu.
"Oopfhhh!"
Landing on the bed with the cat woman straddling him, Natsu could have sworn he heard a soft purr.
"Now now…its time for you to give me something…" she teased while guiding the nine inch monster to her dripping snatch. Lowering herself down, Pina gasped as her lower region encompassed his size, stretching her to the limit.
"AHHH! IT'S SO BIG!" she cried out, trying to adjust to the large intruder inside her. Waiting a few minutes, Pina finally gained enough confidence to start bouncing up and down as her tight walls took in the monstrous man. Breasts heaving with each thrust, the cat woman mewled in ecstasy.
"How…how does it feel?" Zangya asked as she crawled up and started to kiss Pina's neck, delivering soft kisses to her trusty bodyguard. "I've never had a man that big! Will I be able to handle it?"
"AMAZING! It makes me feel like such a bad kitty!" she cried out, continuously bouncing up and down on the hardened cock as the bed shifted. Her lower lips were stretched to the max, her tiny hole not used to such…size.
"Does it make you feel like a cock loving slut?" Cana whispered into her ear, prickling the skin with her closeness…before actually nibbling on the earlobe.
'YES!" Pina cried out as she pressed her palms on Natsu's scarred chest, her eyes admiring each and every scar that told a story of strength and battle as she leaned forward. Looking down as the male plunged into her, she was loving every thrust of his hardened cock.
"Then…admit it…" Cana instructed before crawling toward the joining of the man and feline. Eyeing the shaft plunging into her dripping hole, Cana licked her lips as she eyed the balls that needed more attention. Placing her face near the fucking duo, she extended her tongue and started to tease the sac with practiced desire as the feline's backside bounced up and down mere inches away.
"I'm a cock loving slut! I love it fucking me!" Pina cried out as the male pounded her pussy with masterful thrusts. "AHHH! POUND ME HARDER!" the female cat pleaded, practically begging for the hard dick.
"Heh…you asked for it…" Natsu smirked as he increased his upward thrusts.
"AHHH! YES! STRETCH MY TIGHT HOLE WITH YOUR COCK!" she begged as she continued to ride with all her might. With her breasts bouncing and sweat forming on her forehead, the woman with cat ears started to take a disheveled look as Zangya crawled across the bed. Her double D's hung loosely as she crawled behind Cana, the brunette still licking and sucking the balls of her boyfriend with lustful moans.
Moving behind Cana, she eyed the glistening folds of skin. "Yes…this will do…" she whispered before grabbing the woman's hips. Raising her toned backside higher as Cana subconsciously complied, the mage kept her face down near the mattress as she took on a look of submission. Her back was arched with feminine beauty…a prime position for the queen to access her glistening core.
Plunging her tongue into the pink folds, Zangya savored the taste of a human female as the mentioned woman moaned with lust.
"yeah…lick my fucking pussy…" Cana instructed as she felt the warm tongue explore her folds. Going back to her ball sucking, the room was filled with gasping moans of females and hard grunts of manly vigor.
"AH! OH MY GOD! HOW DID I LIVE WITHOUT THIS BEFORE!" Pina yelled to the ceiling as she arched backward. His cock was filling her channel of flesh relentlessly…pounding away at her resistance as her mind became a mixture of broken lust and desire. Countless minutes passed as she was fucked hard, her body moving closer and closer to that precarious edge of release.
"YES! MEOW! KEEP POUNDING MY SLUTTY HOLE!" Pina cried, her white hair flowing down past her shoulders as her juices started to flow. Her tail was quivering and twitching….bringing her closer and closer as sweat covered her bangs. If she had known, this godly male specimen had punished her core for twenty minutes straight…and she was so close.
"That's right! Take my fucking cock!" Natsu instructed the female as the two others continued their sexual tasks. The fact that Cana was still lustful for his balls made the slayer smile.
Pina shuddered, the feline orgasming as her biology was on par with Zangya and any human woman. Fluids gushing free, she came on the male's cock as she tilted her head back and opened her mouth in a quivering gasp of release.
"MEOWWW!" She cried as her body came with lust. Panting heavily as sweat covered her light skin like a sheen of water, she slowly climbed off of Natsu before collapsing to the side with a cat-like smirk on her beautiful features. "Meeoww…." She gasped while resting a hand on her naked breast.
Moving her mouth away from Cana's dripping folds, the remaining two women started to reposition themselves for the nest stage.
"I'm next…who knows when I'll have chance like this again…now spread your legs before me" Zangya instructed Cana as she rose her toned ass into the air. Lowering her face toward the silken sheets covering her mattress, she waited for the brunette mage to lay on her back before her.
"Oh? You like how I taste?" Alberona teased as she ran a few fingers over her feminine mound. Spreading her pink hole with a few fingers, she gasped as the green skinned queen started to lick and suck on the folds of womanly flesh.
"Ah…yes…" the brunette moaned as Natsu positioned himself behind the orange haired woman with large breasts. Lining up his shaft with her core, the fire mage couldn't help but notice she was quite pink as his nose picked up the scent of her arousal. Grabbing his member, he slowly pushed himself inside as the female gasped.
"Oh…OH!" Zangya uttered as she tried to encompass Natsu's girth. "I…I can feel him pressing against my walls! He's…fucking huge!"
Pushing himself further inside the woman with elf like ears, she bucked forward as she tried to continue licking Cana….but failed for the moment. Her firm breasts shifted and hung as he surged back…before plunging forward.
"AHH! YOUR FILLING ME UP!" she cried as the male started to give good dicking toward her craving passage. He had grabbed her hair, pulling her head back as his thrusts filled her folds.
"You like that? A real man fucking you?"
"YES! Please! Treat me like a personal fuck toy!" She begged as he pulled her hair more.
"What was that, whore?"
"Please! Use my body how you want! I've never had someone as large as you! My cavern is just for you to fuck with your large cock!" She begged as he plunged his full nine inches inside her, making her moan and cry with sexual pleasure. "How!? I was supposed to make him submit to me! But he turned the tables on me without effort! I've never begged like that before with my horrible husband!" she tried to think…before having her head pushed down between Cana's legs once more.
"Eat her pussy, you fucking cock holster" Natsu instructed. "I'll never completely understand why they like me talking to them like this, but all my girlfriends have said its alright to call them these names in the bedroom. Even the strongest like Sam, Levy, Erza and Mira said its super sexy to them to be dominated by me. Plus, they said if it got out of hand they can always stop. I would comply with that…after all, I do love my queens and if this makes them happy…" the scarred soldier thought as he continued to pump inside the emerald skinned sexpot. His cock buried itself to the base, his testicles slapping against her core as the dragonslayer continued to fuck her doggy style.
Zangya was face down, licking and teasing Cana's wet folds as Natsu grabbed her hips and continued his steady pace of making the proud leader of a planet into a quivering mess.
"Mmpfhh!" the ruler tried to say, but her tongue was busy plunging and savoring the taste of Cana as Natsu used his large shaft to relentlessly bury himself inside her alien snatch. Fortunately, the alien female was biologically compatible as his shaft was thrust back and forth.
"What was that?" Cana asked with a tease, her fingers teasing and fondling her large breasts as Natsu hammered the poor queen.
"I…I'm CUMMING LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT!" She cried out, unable to hold back the rush as her body quivered and quaked. Fluids of nectar slid over Natsu's member as his pounding finally eased, letting her collapse to the sheets as she was quickly forgotten.
"That…that was…" the orangette whispered as Pina crawled over and started to fondle and pleasure the exhausted ruler. Feeling feminine lips suckle on her dark, green nipples, Zangya let it happen as she rested a palm against her forehead. Her legs and body were still quivering from the hard fucking as Cana waited nearby. She hadn't moved as Natsu sidled up toward her, the last woman spreading her legs wider as she awaited her man.
"You better pound me good! Watching these two take your cock has made me super horny!" She commanded with a tease as he lined up with her core.
"Heh, you girls are something else. But yeah…your gonna get it deep!" Natsu rasped out loudly as he plunged inside Cana. Burying his full nine inches, the man started a slow rhythm as he started to fuck the luscious woman.
"YES!" she cried while tilting her head over the edge of the bed. She was completely ignoring the two other women who were now kissing and enjoying the pleasures of their flesh. No…the only thing she cared about was being fucked by her man. Brown locks cascading down the side of the large bed, she looked down her body past her bouncing tits as Natsu started to increase his pace.
"Harder dammit! FUCK ME HARDER! I'M YOUR FUCKING SLUT RIGHT NOW SO TREAT ME LIKE IT!" She yelled without a care in the world as the shaft buried plunged in and out of her damp folds.
"Oh yeah? You like being my cock loving bitch?" Natsu asked with a gravely tone as he grabbed Cana's ankles and held them aloft at the same level as his shoulders. Increasing his pace like a piston, the Gear knew what his lady liked as he slowly pushed her legs wider and wider.
"YES! POUND ME TIL' I CUM!" she yelled out before grabbing her ankles and pulling them closer to her shoulders. Feeling Natsu place his calloused hands on the inside of her knees, the card mage showed her flexibility as she took the hard cock.
Ankles now near her ears, the daughter of Gildarts was thoroughly fucked into the bed for the next twenty minutes as she took deep, plunging thrusts over and over again.
"Oh my god Natsu…I'm so fucking lucky…" she gasped as the humidity in the air made her sweat, covering her lithe body in a light sheen. Watching as his shaft of man meat buried itself into her once more, Cana let out a throaty moan as she tried to stave off the inevitable.
"Natsu! I'm getting so close! Please! Cover me at the same time! I'm begging you!"
"Oh yeah? That's what you want?"
"YES!" Cana begged as Natsu quickly pulled out, leaving her with bare seconds until her own orgasm reared its head. Looking at Zangya and Pina, the two other women had figured out what was going to happen. They had halted their lesbian make out session as they moved to the floor, sinking to their knees on both sides of Cana. Lined up in a row, all three women pressed their faces together as Cana's body shuddered.
"Please…give us our reward…" Pina begged as Natsu stroked his hard shaft over the trio. Glancing down as he worked his hand, the three women from three different worlds had each stuck out their tongue. Cana was now squirming as she came, the clear fluid leaking from her passage as her boyfriend finally released.
White seed erupted from the head, sending a heavy strand across Cana's chin and pink tongue as it traveled to her left eye. Shifting targets to the orange haired queen, he sent a second spurt toward her bottom lip, into her mouth, and over the bridge of her nose before it ended in the middle of her forehead.
"YES! I LOVE IT!" the queen cried out as she basked in the facial.
"AH! ME NEXT! I NEED THAT CUM ON MY FACE!" Pina begged as she waited faithfully with her tongue sticking out, her two companions already enjoying the glazing. Looking up at the large shaft, she smiled as Natsu sent another stream of semen onto her face, covering her cheeks and forehead with a large amount as her cat ears quivered with lustful excitement. Feeling the cock head smack against her lips, the feline woman sighed with contentment as Natsu grunted with satisfaction.
"Now…god damn…you ladies sure know how to treat a soldier…" He relented before collapsing on the bed. The women were…'cleaning' each other off, their pink tongues trailing along each other's features as they tried to capture all of his essence. Finally finishing their sexual task, the trio of females crawled next to the male as they each vied for a position.
"By the holy Beerus…" Pina whispered as she lay on his left, her leg draped over his nude body as Cana and Zangya managed to do the same on the opposite side. Each woman was tired…thoroughly sent through their paces as each basked in the glow of heavy sex.
"Such…manliness…" Zangya added in as Cana giggled
"Rest up. Round two happens in one hour" Natsu explained, getting each female to widen their eyes in alarm as they realized more would be in store…
Planet TX- 109…one day later with Rick and Levy.
"GOD DAMMIT YOU LITTLE BITCH, HURRY THE FUCK UP!" Rick yelled as he shot another of the necromorphs on top of the alien pyramid. A horribly disgusting creature with razor sharp pincers in place of hands, it sported nightmarishly sharp teeth in a wide, circular mouth as blackened carapace scales covered its main body. Having backward bent legs, hundreds more were climbing up the stone monument hundreds of feet high as they wanted to feast on the flesh of the living. They were supported by literal ooze monsters that would wiggle down someone's throat and eat them from the inside. It happened to a few creatures they had been with…it hadn't been pretty.
Their day after the store robbery had been fun, spending hours at Blips and Chitz while drinking and laughing. But after leaving, their whole day became one misfortune after another. Somehow, they ended up fighting an army of necromorph space zombies and slug monsters.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, SANCHEZ!" Levy yelled back as she shot one of the alien zombies that had gotten to close with a laser pistol. It's…head exploded into a vile black goo, spreading ichor across the stone blocks before she went back to working on the plutonium bomb. Fixing and tying off wires, she ignored the heavy screaming of Rick as he continued to fire into the undead masses.
"AHHHH! YOU CAN ALL CATCH FUCKING AIDS!" he shouted over a staccato of laser fire, bowling over half a dozen as more climbed up the massive pyramid.
"I NEED ELEMENT TWO SEVENTY SIX AND A VORAXIAN CRYSTAL!" Levy screamed out as she stood up and shot a trio of the slime monsters, burning them into nothing with high heat blasts.
"HERE!" Rick shouted out as he tossed the items to the short woman before going back to firing into the masses.
Deftly catching them, she attached them to the appropriate ports before attaching the last few wires. Slamming the lid of the bomb shut, she hit the button to start the timer.
"THIRTY SECONDS!" She yelled out before picking up her rifle and sending out a stream of yellow energy blasts, killing a full dozen of the approaching space zombies. Walking backward as her and Rick moved toward the ship, they laid down covering fire.
"LET'S GO!" The man with disheveled hair screamed in panic as the two jumped into the space craft. Hitting numerous buttons, the glass dome slid shut as they took off in manic haste, punching through the atmosphere.
The bomb detonated mere seconds later, a purple pulse of power ripping across the continent as over-run towns and cities were consumed in a hellish firestorm of nuclear energy. Millions of Necromorphs and ooze monsters were vaporized, destroying the horrid threat as the two hero's flew off into space.
Grabbing her hair, it came away sticky with goo…something she couldn't even identify as she tried to wipe her face of grime.
"Aaahhhh…WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" Rick screamed as Levy grabbed her head in frustration.
"I DON'T KNOW! Weren't we just playing games at the arcade!? How did it even come to that!? She shouted back as Rick gripped the wheel, his breath seething.
"Okay…yeah…that was fucked up…really fucked up. I…we need to drink. Alcohol can solve everything"
Her hand shaking a bit, Levy started to nod as her frayed nerves tried to jump from her skin. The nightmarish horrors they had witnessed over the past twelve hours would've broken weaker people. Not including the necro's and the ooze creatures, there had been the Florixian skin eaters on planet Vox…then demon pigs that were extremely racist to everything and everybody. This didn't even count the space Nazi clones that all looked like Harry Potter…that had been a mess in and of itself as they rampaged across planet Eure.
Rubbing the bruised ribs she had endured on Vox…Levy nodded in agreement. "Yeah…booze sounds good…" after all, they had lost all theirs on Eure. "At least I sent my newfound loot back home…" she idly thought as the two frazzled and stressed out scientists flew through space in awkward silence…
Another day later…
"Ugh…my head…" Levy groaned as the pounding hangover thrummed her temples. Her eyes were bloodshot as she opened them, taking in the harsh light above as her body ached. Lifting her head from the hard surface, she grimaced as something cold and smelly slid down her left cheek. Pressing a hand to it, she pulled it away as chilled vomit covered her fingers. In fact…she had been sleeping in a pile of her own puke as the smell of rot wafted upwards.
"Ew…" she muttered as she tried to focus.
"Oh good…your finally awake. You have a lot to answer for…you and Rick" a strangely echoing voice of feminine quality echoed from her blind spot. Turning her head slowly as the headache roared, Levy could see Rick passed out on the same surface…which turned out to be a large conference table. He was missing his pants while drool leaked from his mouth as she pressed a hand to her forehead. Squinting her eyes, her blurry vision started to give her details.
She was in a large, dome like room with views of space outside as purple paint decorated the walls. Numerous slogans of fresh graffiti covered the walls and ceiling as rampant trash littered the floor. It was mostly sparse and plain, but that didn't matter as she looked at the group of beings near the edge of the table. One looked human, wearing stylish space clothes while sipping a martini, his smug look of handsomeness sporting an annoyed scowl. The next was a dark skinned man wearing what looked to be a…train conductors uniform as his eyes beset with fury. Next to him stood a…a body of ants? It had normal eye holes…but no actual eyes as it stood next to a half robot…half crocodile. Lastly in the center was an obvious female…but she looked like she was made of stellar matter.
"Uh…who the fuck are you guys?' Levy asked with a grimace as the handsome man with the martini spoke.
"We are the 'Vindicators!' And you missy…trashed our base of operations!"
"Uhh…"
"I say we make her pay for all the damages caused during their drunken rampage" the dark skinned man suggested as a strange, glowing whistle dangled around his neck.
"That sounds like a…stupid idea" levy mumbled back as Rick stirred from his drunken slumber.
"Ohh! Your getting the ghost train now, bitch!"
"Now now, Alan…no need to be hasty. You don't need to summon a ghost train in the base" the celestial woman said in a placating tone.
"My robot logic agrees. Croc-u-bot will enable mandatory service"
"Pfft…haHAHAHA! Your power is ghost trains! What kind of lame hero is that!? Why not just say your scarf man…the conductor who can weave scarves and fight crime…but watch out! There might be a ghost train nearby!" Levy teased dismissively as the man growled at her tone.
"Haha…*burp* Good one!" Rick said as he staggered to his feet.
"Sanchez…"
"Oh, it's the Vindicators…thought there were more of you. What, did you fire everybody else who didn't agree with your crappy code of ethics?"
"Silence Rick! You will show respect! We stopped Doom-onitron and lost several core members!"
"Don't care…*belch* Ugh…this hangover is killing me…" Rick staggered as he showed off his nudity to the heroes.
"Got that right. Let's get the fuck outta here" Levy suggested to Rick who nodded.
"Couldn't have said it better myself. He…did you know Morty actually likes these guys? People that label themselves as heroes and dress in capes?"
"But why? They don't do anything?" she groaned with exhaustion as her head pounded. She really needed to lie down again.
"Get back here!" Vance commanded, his voice shrill and demanding as the two headed to the door. Brandishing a strange pistol, the appointed leader of the Vindicators activated his rocket boots as he flew toward the duo.
"No way in hell will a let two dangerous criminals like you escape!"
"Ugh…paper shredder" Levy commanded in annoyance, bringing forth a few scraps of white parchment. Sending them forth, they sliced through the man's arms as the appendages slapped to the ground with a grisly tone. Blood flowed as Vance screamed, the two stubs at his elbows pumping horrid amounts of crimson fluid.
"VANCE!" Supernova screamed in horror as their commander writhed and screamed on the ground in throes of death and pain.
"Whoops…only meant to scare him…" she admitted as Rick shrugged, walking naked down the hallway as the Vindicators tried to stem the bleeding of their comrade…
Ten hours later…Planet Tonk
The authorities and Vindicators had surrounded the meat packing plant as the two wanted people holed up inside. All the exits were covered as the surviving four members of the hero team glared at the hideout of Rick and Levy. The duo had caused the death of Vance….then proceeded to burn down a banking emporium on another planet in some renewed, insane binge of hateful drinking that left over a hundred aliens dead and millions in property damage.
The Galactic Government was now involved, the body that controlled countless star systems as hundreds of Krombopulan's stood outside, waiting to charge in and steal the dimensional technology of Rick Sanchez.
Walking up to a ground cruisier, Supernova picked up a mega speaker. "Rick Sanchez and Levy McGarden…you are surrounded. Surrender now while you still can. You have ten earth minutes to reply"
Bracing against a wall, Levy and Rick tried to formulate a plan as the two studied their portal guns. Rick had drained the battery of his on some insane side trip a few hours ago with time running different while Levy had tried to power hers with liquor…it didn't work. Honestly…she had no idea why she tried that.
Hearing the demands coming from the military force outside, Levy was about to respond to the star woman…but then her pocket rumbled.
"Just a second! I have a call!" She shouted to the gathering as Rick was busy crafting something out of office supplies. Pulling it out, it was the card Krombopulous Michael had given her a few days ago. Pressing the blinking icon on the smart screen, his image sprung to life as Supernova cursed and fumed outside the building.
"HI Levy! Guess what? I killed a lot of people today! I even killed that prophet with my anti-matter gun and a flamethrower, see!" the red eyed bug alien stated as he stood aside, revealing a room of burnt and charred alien corpses.
"That's great, Michael. But I have to go"
"Ah, well I'll see you Lev. I have to go kill more people now. I just love killing so much!" K.M. said happily as laser and gun blasts filled the air behind him. Gaining a happy grin on his face, the assassin left from cover and promptly killed six guards.
"Golly! I sure love killing henchmen!" were his last words as the call shut off.
"Honestly…that guy is insane…he breaks into Morty's room all the time to hand out his business cards"
"Meh, whatever. Anyway, I think I thought of an idea…" the blunette told the older man as she eyed the large, refrigerated meat locker nearby.
"Hit me. These office supplies are crap"
Leaning in close, Levy told her plan to her companion as he slowly nodded.
"Yeah…YEAH! That will totally fucking work and look badass too! Let's get to crafting!" he commanded with a fist pump as the two proceeded into the meat locker.
Nine minutes later…
"Oh! I'm gonna ghost train their asses!" Alan Rails shouted as the troops moved in to capture the two. With hundreds of soldiers stationed across the parking lot, their victory was assured.
"Vance was a valued comrade…million ants will miss his humor" The ant being said in a monotone voice as the rest of the Vindicators started to move forward, ready to end this and capture these two dangerous individuals with the government forces.
The first bug like beings had reached the main doors, ready to breech when they blew off the hinges, bisecting six of them with flying metal and shrapnel. Horrible screams wafted from one as he tried to pool in his intestines, the effort causing many nearby to shake in fear.
"BEHOLD! MY MEAT SUIT!" Levy screamed as she leveled her mobile meat assault platform at the bugs. Covering her entire body except her face, slabs of meat were wired and stitched together as the gun ports over her wrists glowed red. Firing the meat cannons, slabs of steak and chicken flew toward a cluster of soldiers as the short female gained a nightmarish smirk of brutality. Upon contact with the closest trooper, the piece of flying chicken exploded in a fury of red hate and flying meat shrapnel. Blowing apart four of them, Levy continued to fire as Rick joined the fray.
"THIS IS FUCKING SCIENCE! YOUR GODS ARE A LIE AND FUCK YOUR TREES!" as the scientist threw a meatball hand grenade at more of the troopers. Meat shrapnel flew and bisected three in an instant as the entire area was filled with screams and the sounds of dying.
"CRISS ANGEL IS A DOUCHEBAG! I USE REAL FUCKING MAGIC AND SCIENCE TO MAKE THE WORLD BEND TO MY WILL!" Levy yelled as she stomped a bug's head in, creating a horrible crunching sound as dozens of troops opened fire. Laser blasts burning through the air, the meat suits absorbed the hits as the duo laid down a horrible barrage.
"Th…their meat! It's impervious to our weapons!" a soldier shouted out as his two closest comrades were cut down by steak lasers from Rick. The smell of charred flesh reached his mandibles, making his multifaceted eyes water with horror.
"ALL ABOARD MUTHAFUCKA!" Alan cried out as he charged forward, ready to blow his ghost train whistle…until a slab of steak slammed into his face. Burning in an instant, the weaponized food started to melt and destroy skin as Alan dropped to his knees, trying to clutch the nightmare as he unleashed an ungodly scream.
"MY EYES! THE MEAT IS EATING MY EYES!"
"YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT AND I CAN PROVE IT WITH MATH!" Rick yelled at the Vindicator before blowing a hole through his chest, killing him instantly. The whole battle was swiftly turning in Rick's and Levy's favor as they killed without mercy, not sparing any in their path as meat and laser fire filled the air.
"Million Ants! Croc-u-bot! Attack them!" Supernova commanded with a pointed finger at the rampaging duo as more bug soldiers fell under the slaughter.
"I will use my crocodile logic" The half robot, reptile uttered before stomping forth, only to be covered in a horrid barbeque sauce launched by Rick. Standing near Million Ants, the tiny insects started to crawl on instinct as they beset their forces upon the flesh of the robot.
"Million Ant's…what are you doing?" the robot asked as thousands of them poured up his body…then started to eat the sauce and flesh.
"I am sorry…your scent is delicious. You will be consumed to make more ants"
"MEAT ASSAULT!" Rick and Levy uttered, unleashing more destruction and chaos as Million Ants kept eating his robot companion. Slabs of ham and beef flew, exploding or melting bureaucratic soldiers as limbs and flesh were torn. One burrowed its way into the ant swarm, striking the insect queen as she exploded into a tiny paste. This collapsed the vindicator as the insects spread out, leaving behind the robotic shell of Croc-u-bot and tatters of flesh and bone. His living half had been completely eaten, leaving nothing to salvage as the insane duo of scientists swept fire and meat death across the parking lot. Leaving dozens of corpses in their wake that were torn or blown in half, Rick and Levy started to make their escape.
Stomping across the pavement, they made it to their hidden ship in a nearby shed as they climbed in still wearing their combat meat chassis. Flinging switches, the duo made a hasty escape as hundreds of bodies littered the ground around the lone survivor of the super hero team as she watched the ship ascend into the air….
Planet Triss…the third day…
Zangya's head was resting on a pillow, her back pressed against the side of the bed as Natsu performed the pile driver on her. His cock was buried deep inside her core as she took it over and over again, her legs spread wide and ankles resting next to her ears. Cana and Pina were lazily kissing on the bed, far too exhausted to participate in the sexual act as the scarred man pumped in and out of the flexible, emerald queen.
Watching the nine inches disappear inside her wet passage once more, Zangya looked up at the warrior as he pounded her snatch. Her breasts were resting near her chin, her body folded as she moaned and grunted in pleasure. "I…I can't believe how much fucking I've endured! He's like a fucking machine! Over the past few days none of us have barely slept as he took us each as many times as he wanted! I've sucked his balls dry…taken multiple facials and cumshots on my large breasts…he's fucked Pina anally as Cana's eaten me out…I…can't take it! I need rest!"
"Please…let me sleep…I can't take your cock anymore…" She begged with exhaustion as the sounds of their sexes met with hard desire. She gasped and moaned, her pussy reaching its limit again. She briefly wondered if she could even cum again…after all, she had achieved far too many orgasms…
"But you thought you could make me submit to your rule…" Natsu grunted out as he drove deeper and harder into the orange haired woman's body. Her pink hole was stretched to the max, trying to take the girth and length.
It had happened on the second day…a slip of the tongue during a quick break when she admitted that Natsu would make an excellent male specimen for herself to use at any whim to make her husband jealous in the palace. Upon hearing that, the soldier had looked her dead in the eye and said in an oddly calm tone that no woman could conquer him or make him stay away from his girlfriends. Taken aback, Zangya felt herself being lifted up and thrown to the bed. But being a ruler, she would not back down as she goaded him on, saying she would break his will with her body and then rule him as hers. Spreading her legs, he had taken her hard and rough as the other two quickly joined in for a sixth round of lusty, sweaty sex.
"I told you…" Cana said lazily as Pina started to lick her pussy, her mind a fog of hormones and sex. "No woman can break him…many of us have tried…and failed. The only thing you can do is beg for forgiveness and take his load" the brunette gasped as Pina stuck a few fingers inside, stirring her loins. The only breaks she took for herself was to use the bathroom and eat…rest was forgotten as the card mage took this time to keep her man away from the others in the sisterhood. They might be upset later, but dammit! She was an S-class mage as she deserved sex with her man…and to teach other women the folly of underestimating him. "I…I bet your secretly saddened…you'll never have a man like him again…" the mage teased as Natsu grunted, the nine inch monster buried to the hilt inside his latest conquest.
Knowing she was right, Zangya glanced past her large breasts as she was continuously pounded in this lewd position of submission. Grabbing her ankles, she kept them near her ears as the muscular man fucked her relentlessly.
"I…I'm sorry! As queen of Torbin I beg for your forgiveness in trying to make you submit to me!" she pleaded as his pumps grew faster and faster.
"That's not good enough…"
"I…I'm a slut! A whore! Your cock has broken my will and I will do anything! Please! I'm just a cum-dumpster and will take it in my mouth!" she begged while sticking out her tongue and opening her warm orifice.
"That's better…you cock sucker" He said with a grunt as he pulled out. Lowering himself, the soldier that fought and slayed countless locust and other monstrosities jerked off over her face as she took a heavy helping of semen across her tired and exhausted features. It landed across her tongue and lips….over her cheeks and forehead…some got in her hair and forced her left eye shut as the man stood up, his task done.
"Thank you…" Zangya whispered as she rolled to the side, unable to move as Natsu started to pull on his pants.
The door barged open with sudden ferocity, revealing Rick and Levy with Morty in tow as the young man looked emaciated from lack of food.
"I…I haven't eaten in days…please…we ran out of food and some of the children started to eat each other! The things I've seen…" Morty whispered as Rick scowled.
"You can eat later, Morty! You can't be so fucking selfish!"
"Let's go you two! We have to get back to Earth!" Levy commanded as she looked at the three women in the room. "Damn…how much did you fuck them?"
"Three days…sex for three days…ahhh…" Cana whispered in complete satisfaction as she slowly stood up and started getting dressed. Her stance was wobbly and broken…she could barely stand.
"We can high five later! King Bojack is on his way back here! We have to go, now! I don't want to deal with that asshole and his stupid, fucking war Krombas…whatever the fuck those are" Rick commanded as the five quickly made their way down the hallway to the waiting space craft.
Watching them leave with one eye plastered closed with cum, Zangya slowly smiled as she propped herself against the bed with Pina approaching. Body covered with sweat and muscles beyond sore, her feminine desire had been thoroughly and utterly fucked into a state of submission.
"W…what a man…" they both said fondly, hoping beyond hope they could see him again for a rematch…
Earth…a few hours later.
"I have to admit, Levy. You sure know how to have fun" Rick mentioned as the portal spun and crackled in the middle of the garage. After evading Bojacks fleet, they had made it back to earth with Morty constantly complaining about food and being locked in a room with possible cannibals for three days. Ignoring his pleas, the group made it back safely as Levy finally repaired her portal gun.
They were now heading home to one thirty seven-C after a three day adventure, and Rick was oddly nice to them.
"Likewise, Rick. It was a blast. Still smell like meat though…" Levy admitted with a finger to her bottom lip before walking through the crackling hole between realities. Natsu was carrying Cana on his back, the male supporting the woman who could not walk right now due to the fucking marathon she participated in. Giving a wave and nod, the man disappeared into the breech before it snapped shut moments later.
"I don't get it, Rick. Your nice to them but not to me" Jerry asked as the scientist snarled.
"Because she's like me, Jerry! She has the smarts and motivation to become the Leviest Levy! She doesn't bitch and preach about pointless shit, Jerry! Unlike you, she can actually do shit and understands the difference between element three twelve and element three eighteen! Now get the fuck outta my garage you pathetic use of genetic molecules! I have to fucking science!" Rick shouted as he kicked the man out before locking the door. Going back to his bench, the wild haired scientist started to tinker and craft to his heart's desire. After all, sleep was for the weak.
"Huh…I wonder why she didn't ask for help with the locust? Oh well, not like I give a shit about a single timeline anyway…" He voiced as he worked deep into the night…
Phew! That's it! I hope you all enjoy it! And please don't go giving me crap about where this fits into my story. Just know it happened after Kinana joins the harem. And I'm sure if you've watched the show, you can recognize Krombopulous Michael haha. As for Zangya and Pina…why the hell not? Natsu has officially fucked two aliens with Cana haha. Basically, aside from the tech cubes Levy stole, most of this can be written off as just a fun, insane chapter. But who knows, maybe I'll do another Levy and Rick adventure since those two get along better than usual. I know he's a much bigger asshole in the show, but I figured let him see a bit of his younger self in Levy. Also, I do plan on using at least one of the Temporal Reversal Bombs in the future, but it won't really work with all the people the locust have killed. After all, it only goes back 24hours.
And who knows, maybe Zangya and Pina will make a return? Just have to wait and see haha. But I hope everybody enjoys and gives a good review! My next oneshot will probably be a sequel to 'last of us' with a tie in from UnknownLegion so that will happen. REVIEWS!
Cana: I…I can't walk…
Mira: 'Hmphh!' That's what you get for hogging Natsu for three days!
Cana *slams head against table* Don't be sooo mean, Mira…
Sam: No…she's right. That could've been so much fun with four of us, but you were greedy.
Kinana: I…I think your missing the point, Sam…
Sam: Whatever. I'm gonna go fuck that stud with Knightwalker and Erza now!
This is thehappy signing off!
