Hello again everybody! If you read the last chapter of the COG then you know it got pretty bad at the end there! But still, thank you for reading and all your positive reviews! They give me a warm fuzzy feeling like if I was some floating blue cat…which I'm not…hehe…

So anyway, this will be a shorter chapter, but I hope its fun and enjoyable for you all so without further delay, here we go!

I still don't own any media…

Eggheads


Universe 2019110-G

Magnolia Year 788 June 19th 9:32 a.m.

The sun was shining down on the beautiful city that in many other universes, rested farther inland from the coast of Fiore. But here, Magnolia herself was a coastal city that had grown among a grouping of several islands that connected to the rest of the country. A world that was more tropical in nature, much of southern Fiore was a traveler's paradise with sandy beaches, attractive resorts, and swaying palm trees. But this didn't mean Magnolia was just a tourist town that boasted yacht clubs or scuba diving off of the Faeyer Reef, or delectable restaurants. No…it was also the city that was home to the largest research institute in the country of thirty million.

Established on the largest island of Kora, the structure took up several square city blocks as it nestled among towering apartment buildings and office structures of steel and glass that reflected the sun among the palm tree lined roadways. From its roof, a person could see the Magor and Sela suspension bridges that linked toward the other two largest islands of the city that was home to over three hundred twenty thousand. Traffic honked and rumbled through the streets as civilians went about their business or enjoyed the sights as tourist season started to move into full swing. Of course, this didn't matter to the people inside the Fiorian Research Institute.

Standing inside one of the most expensive labs with high speed computers, data storage devices, and other scientific equipment, a man with messy salmon hair could be observed standing at a dry erase board. Two others were nearby, filled with formulas, but the man had already finished those equations days ago. Wearing a white laboratory coat and over some black shorts and a red shirt that accentuated his muscular form, he could be considered very handsome by many women. Looking at the massive formula of complex equations, the man in question was tapping his foot in annoyance as he tried to think.

Hearing the soft sounds of footsteps approach, Natsu turned to see his newest research assistant, Erza Belserion walk forward. A recent graduate from the Crocus institute of Technology…or C.I.T she was regarded as a genius. Natsu wouldn't be surprised if she had her own lab within three years.

"Plus…she's smoking hot!" His mind screamed as the woman with supple curves spoke. In fact…all his assistants were incredibly beautiful! Grinning perversely in his mind, Natsu looked around the room at his other assistants.

First there was the wonderful Mirajane, her theory into food replication making tremendous strides as the woman believed there was a way to end all world hunger with technology. Eyeing her curves through the laboratory coat, Natsu could only imagine what lay beneath as the front strained to contain the bountiful mounds of flesh. Turning his gaze across the room toward a computer console and other apparatus at the back wall, he could see two brunettes working side by side. Cana Alberona and Evergreen Cherry. While not on the same intellect as Mirajane, both were very competent researchers and were still in the low genius range as the two continued their work. Finally turning to the wall near the doorway and several other white boards, Natsu could hear the mumbled cursing of Bisca Mulan as she wrote something down…then promptly erased it with annoyance as she leaned forward just a bit…her coat hugging her backside before Natsu shook his head.

"Geniuses…and sexy! It's like I have the best of both worlds! But…their hard work has earned my respect. It wouldn't do to treat them like some simpletons with big tits. They are my co-workers and assistants, I can't just ogle them" He told himself as Erza finally grabbed his attention from his wandering thoughts.

"Professor Natsu, did you hear me?" Erza asked with annoyance as she crossed her arms under her bust with scarlet hair flowing past her shoulders.

"Sorry Erza, my mind was wandering"

Glaring slightly, the redhead instantly knew what that meant…her boss was eyeing them all again. "Were you thinking perverted thoughts of us? Just because we're women doe—" she started to rant as Natsu held up a hand, silencing her.

"I would never do such a crude act. After all, I am a super genius. I don't need to think of curvy women with big breasts standing in the same room as me or what I would do if they were all naked…I just said that out loud" He realized as the woman's glare grew harsher.

"ANYWAY!" He abruptly turned toward the board as he picked up a marker, waving Erza closer as he took a cautionary step away from the woman. "I've been working on this formula, but this last part is stumping me. Could I borrow that genius brain of yours for a few minutes?" He smiled at the assistant, flashing his best grin as she momentarily looked away, her cheeks a slight flush as her anger faded.

"SO HANDSOME! AND SMART! When I was first hired, I never knew I would get to work everyday with the Natsu Dragneel! I bet that shirt just….hides rippling muscle! No! Bad Erza! You're a scientist that graduated from your university with the highest honors at the age of seventeen! You're not some…some…lustful hussy!"

Coughing lightly, she started to study the equation as her blush faded, her mind rapidly taking in the symbols of science.

"Hmmm… if you add the circumference of Pi here…and take away this symbol of hydrogen here…" Stepping forward, she revised the equation as Natsu's eyes brightened.

"OF COURSE! It was so obvious!" He ranted as the man started writing at the end, his marker scribbling across the board as he wrote at a furious pace. Finally finishing it, the man was all smiles.

"HELL YEAH! It's done!" Turning to Erza, he wrapped her in a tight hug as her breasts crashed against his muscular chest.

"SO FIRM AND MANLY!"

"Thanks a bunch! Your definitely getting a bonus..and…and dinner!" He cheered out as turned to Evergreen.

"Ever! Get that copied onto a hard drive! We can't risk it being messed with!" He ordered with a pointed finger as he ran toward the door, flinging it open with haste as the brunette sighed.

"Could've said please…" she muttered as Cana chuckled before leaning her eyes over a microscope.

"You know how he gets when he makes a breakthrough…oh shit…" she realized, her body ramrod straight as she glanced at Mira and Bisca.

"You don't think?'

"Of course he will…" Mira groaned out at as the women of the lab started to hurry toward the door, following the scientist.

Running down the hall, Natsu had a massive grin on his face he shoes squeaked across the polished floor. Turning a corner, he passed the door to Redfox's lab. Another doorway led to Laxus's lab as the one across the hall was Levy's…but those didn't concern him now. Running toward the last opening on the left, Natsu kicked the door open with heavy kick. Inside at his own erase board with heavy equations was his main rival…Professor Fullbuster and three assistants. Flare Corona, Ultear Milkovich, and Laki Oletta…all very smart women Natsu admitted.

"THE FUCK NATSU! YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE INTO MY LAB LIKE THAT!" The man barked, his face contorted in annoyance and anger as he waved the marker at him.

"HAHAHA! You don't get it…I finally cracked it…I FINALLY CRACKED THE EQUATION!" the pinkette cheered out as he stood in the hallway with a smug look. Unknown to him, many of the other labs had opened, hearing the light commotion as Laxus, Levy and Gajeel all leaned out their doorways to listen.

"You and formula's? Hehe, that's funny" Grey mocked as Natsu continued to smirk as his five assistants ran up, worry in their eyes.

"Laugh all you want…but I discovered it…I DISCOVERED THE MATHEMATICAL EQUATION FOR WHY YOU SUCK!"

"No…NO WAY! YOUR FULL OF SHIT!" Grey roared out as he ran forward, his teeth seething as he got face to face with Natsu.

"I'm not…myself and Erza just solved it" he uttered back, his scientific victory assured…just before a fist punched him in the back of the head.

"That's what you've been working on this last month! An equation to explain how Grey is a loser!?" Erza shouted as the man promptly groaned and picked himself up.

"WHAT ABOUT THE FASTER THAN LIGHT THEOREM!" She barked as whole groups of labs teams gathered around in the hallway.

"Huh?" Oh, I solved that last week. But this…this proves I'm the better scientist that this dunce" Natsu grinned while cocking a thumb at Grey…much to the annoyance of his three assistants.

"He..he already solved it! And he's been wasting time on this! WHAT THE HELL!" Erza yelled inside her head as Mira set a comforting hand on her shoulder.

"Don't worry about it too much, they've been rivals since prep school. Last month the day before you started, Grey cracked Natsu's personal computer and downloaded raunchy porn…had to replace the whole hard-drive. He lost a week's worth of work and it almost started another fight"

"Yeah Erza, the best we can do is try to stop the damage before it gets out of control" Bisca told the red headed woman as she crossed her arms under bountiful chest, her lab coat showing off her sexy curves while a pair of cute glasses framed her face.

"Not too shabby Natsu. I just happened to make a breakthrough on cold fusion energy. Once it's done, it could usher in a new age of clean, safe power for our whole world" Laxus bragged with his own team of Lucy, Lisanna, and the two Aguria sisters taking up his flanks.

"That's what you were working on?" Gajeel scoffed as he stood near a door with Milliana and Kinana. "I happen to have just discovered a new metal that's one hundred times stronger than steel...and a tenth of the weight. It will be perfect for lunar colonies and spacecraft" He told his colleagues with pride and a bragging tone.

Snickering at the scientist's words, Grey and Natsu couldn't help bus start to laugh.

"T…that's what you've been working on!? Are you even a real scientist!?" Grey asked the black haired man as Natsu barked out his own laughter.

"Of course not! His major was…metallurgy!" the two laughed out as Laxus pointed at the man derisively.

"His I.Q. is only one fifty three! He's practically a nobody! HAHAHA!"

"Do you even know the three laws of Thermodynamics?" Lisanna butted in with a smirk as more of the scientists laughed at their compatriot.

"SHUT UP YOU JACKASSES! THIS COULD REVOLUTIONIZE SPACE TRAVEL!" the man barked out as a woman's voice became known

"No…they're right…you suck" Levy teased as she stood with her team of Juvia Lockser and Wendy Marvell…the trio of blue haired women responsible for dozens of inventions and new theories…only one step behind Natsu's team in terms of discoveries.

"Oh…and what have you discovered recently you pip squeak?"

"Well…I still have to build the actual device, but the three of us just cracked the code for interdimensional travel" She smiled with pride as all three women struck a pose.

"That's right! And Juvia discovered a way to eliminate all and any pollution from water!" The busty blue haired woman bragged as Wendy stood back to back with her teammate, her nineteen year old body the desire of many men as her lab coat showed a hefty hint of cleavage.

"That's right! And my research into eliminating cancer is almost done! By the end of the year, that disease will be no more!" the woman admitted with pride.

"Oh yeah! Well I'm working on a way to make alcohol super healthy! You drink it and you'll be cured of liver disease!" Cana told the group as Lucy scoffed at the lame discovery.

"That's what your bimbo brain is working on? I just made a new breakthrough on reversing the effects of brain damage…but I guess you can be the first human subject" Lucy jabbed as Cana glared at her own rival.

"Got something to say blonde tits!"

"Yeah…You should forget science and go take cock in porn videos! It's the only thing your good for!" the woman spat out as the two got nose to nose, a crackling glare of anger between their eyes.

"Says the blonde whore that can't even write down hydratic equations! Why not hand out free blowjobs at the bus stop instead!" Cana shot back as Lucy growled at the brown haired female, their eyes crackling.

"Pssht! That's what you call research! I happen to be making serious headway in time dilation technology! Imagine if you could grow full fields of crops in a day! Or reverse the aging process of your parents!" Ultear told them all with smugness as Grey gave a thumbs up to his team-mate

"You tell them Ultear! Show them why our team is the best!"

"That's stupid! Why would anybody want fast growing crops when my invention will cure world hunger overnight!" Mira shouted at the black haired woman.

"It'll probably taste like garbage cow tits!" Ultear shot back as Mira glared at the other female, her anger rising.

"HEY! Tell your crappy assistant not to insult Mira! Or are you too braindead?" Natsu shot back at Grey as the two geniuses butted heads once more.

"She can insult who she wants! And she's smarter than your pink haired ass!"

"I fucking doubt it. Hell, I bet I'm smarter than you in any universe!" Natsu shot back as he gritted his teeth toward Grey, not realizing most of the other super geniuses argued and shot insults back and forth.

"That's idiotic! Hell, I bet you shoot fire out of your mouth using magic or some stupid thing in some other reality!"

"Now who's the dumbass!? Magic? That's the dumbest thing you've ever said! And even if magic existed, I'd be better at it…then seduce all your lab girls!"

"YOU BASTARD! You can't even get a single date!" Grey yelled before punching Natsu across the jaw. Staggering him back, the salmon haired man wiped the trickle of blood from his mouth with fury.

"So…that's how it is huh!?" He replied before pulling a strange gun from his lab coat. "TIME FOR A LIZARD GUN!"

In a flash, a burst of green light shot out from the prototype weapon in Natsu's hands before striking Grey in the chest as his eyes widened in surprise. In barely an instant, Grey's skin became a sickly green with scales while his eyes turned completely black like some nightmarish lizard man.

"You…Ssssson of a bitch!" the lizard Grey hissed back as his fork-like tongue weaved around his reptile lips before pulling his own gun free. Pointing it at Natsu, the man didn't hesitate to activate the weapon as a pink beam struck his rival. In a puff of smoke that left a whisper of pink dust, the women of Natsu's team stared dumbfounded at the person before them.

Long, cascading hair fell down the woman's back as her lab coat strained at the immense D-cups on her chest. Her legs were slender and shapely as the strange gun removed the pants and replaced them with tight shorts that hugged the female's hips. All in all…she was a complete knockout.

"EEEEEK! YOU TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN!" Natsumi shrieked out as Sorano and Yukino started to laugh at the predicament of the scientist.

"Awe…does Natsumi need to go shopping for some sexy lingerie now? After all, she probably turned into a complete bimbo! Sorano teased while Lucy and Cana threatened to throw blows at each other.

"You…slutty bitch! Don't make fun of Natsumi's genius!" Bisca yelled as she pulled another gun-like tool from her own coat pocket that hummed with white light along the barrel. Pointing it at the older sister, the green haired woman didn't hesitate. "DISINTIGRATION RAY!"

"Wait? Wha..!' Sorano and her sister barely got to utter out as the beam hit them both, splashing white light over their bodies.

"DID YOU JUST DISINTEGRATE MY TEAM!" Laxus roared at the specialist in firearms technology who merely shrugged.

"Their breasts were too big…shows them right" Bisca reasoned as the light finally cleared…to reveal Sorano and Yukino completely nude. Supple breasts were bountiful with perky nipples that led down slender and taught waists to the warm joining between their thighs as the two women turned a horrible crimson.

"YOU…YOU DESTROYED OUR CLOTHES!" they both shrieked as Bisca looked at her gun oddly.

"Huh…I guess it only works on clothes…" she muttered as Gajeel ogled the two naked females in the hall, each motion from either making their tits bounce.

"Heh…way sexier than Levy or her team" he said out loud…which enraged the tiny researcher.

"THAT'S IT! TIME FOR A SCIENTIST FIGHT!" She roared out before grabbing her two team-mates and running to her lab.

"Oh crap! Milliana! Kinana! Back the lab! Who knows what she'll craft!" Gajeel commanded as the three ran down the hall.

"THIS ISN'T OVER FULLBUSTER!" Natsumi screamed in feminine fury at the lizard man as she gathered her team and ran down the hall. Moving past Laxus, Lucy, Lisanna and his two naked compatriots, Natsumi soon reached her lab with the other women.

"Natsu! We have to change you back! We have no idea if it's permanent or not!" Evergreen told the leader of their lab as the woman scoffed.

"No time! Who knows what insidious technology that lizard bastard has up his sleeves!" Natsumi shot back before moving the main erase board out of the way. Eyeing the keypad set into the wall, the pinkette's fingers flew over the buttons as the secret code was entered…which revealed a hidden metal door hidden by a holographic image of the normal wall. Waiting as the last particles of holographic energy faded, the computer spoke in a synthesized voice.

"Please state secret password" the security system asked as the woman nodded.

"Grey is a dirty princess"

"Password accepted" The computer said in a synthesized voice as the door slid open, revealing a secondary lab inside.

"EH! When did you get a secret lab? And why didn't you tell us!?" Cana yelled as the woman led them inside past many experiments and half finished technology. Vats of liquid bubbled while computers beeped and monitored, the five women trying to study them all as the pinkette led them forward to a certain vat that held a suspended blue cat inside.

Leaning down, Evergreen read the placard "Project Happy? What the hell is this?"

"Biomechanical lifeform. This little guy will be my secret weapon…now stand back!" Natsumi said loudly at the females as she threw a switch to the side. The machinery immediately started to hum as bolts of electricity ionized and started to power the little creature inside the vat. Crackles and pops of power ran through the room, several tesla coils zapping with volts as the program continued to run.

"MWAHAHAHA! IT'S ALIVE!" Natsumi cackled as the currents of electricity flowed into the cat…and the women looked oddly at the pinkette with an insane glee across her face.

With one final jolt, the little cat's eyes opened in the clear, blue liquid before it punched its way out of the container, spilling fluid all over the floor with shattered glass.

"System check…anti-gravity field operational. Intelligence apparatus…operational. Weapons system…operational. Personality Algorithm…operational" the cat finished as its eyes took on a more normal state.

"Do you know your name? Who I am?" Natsumi asked as she leaned forward, giving an ample view of cleavage to the other women in the room.

"AYE MA'AM! I'M HAPPY!" the little cat cheered out as the scientist nodded.

"Good. Now I have a mission for you. Your job is to head to Grey Fullbuster's lab and destroy all his computers"

"Aye ma'am!" the artificial cat cheered out as it suddenly started to float in the middle of the air. Flying toward the doorway, it zoomed out of the lab to cause destruction.

"You made a talking, flying cat?" Erza asked as the pinkette nodded smugly.

"Hell yeah, I did! And get this! To recharge, it needs to eat fish!" Natsumi smirked as they left the room, her smile radiant as her revenge was about to be completed.

"GAH! DAMN THAT BISCA!" Sorano roared out as she got dressed in the closet while pulling on a pair of spare panties…then shrugging her ample breasts into a bra. Quickly going through the motions of getting redressed, she emerged from the closet before running toward her work station. Rifling through drawers and tossing papers out, she finally found the object of her desire.

"There! Oh damn…it's only half finished!" She shouted in anger before taking a seat at a workbench and started to finish the assembly with microchips, tungsten wiring, and sizing a boron extractor core for the strange gun. Glancing over, She could see her sister and Lucy standing with Laxus as they all wore protective goggles around a plasma lathe that was humming with power. Lisanna had retreated into her own small lab, finding this whole contest idiotic in her eyes as the doorway was already sealed. The shorter sister of Mira had no desire to go bald again like last time….which Sorano could not fault.

"Are you sure you can feed that much power into this? After all, this is extremely experimental" Lucy asked as the man nodded.

"It's fine. After all, we're all geniuses!" Laxus smirked as the plasma cutter continued to run its program, making the two women take a few steps back in slight worry from the gleeful image on the man's face.

"THAT PINK HAIRED SSSSON OF BITCH!" Grey hissed out, his lizard like tongue almost sniffing the air as Ultear was running computations on her personal console near the sealed environment room of her time dilation chamber.

"We can reverse the effects of your…lizardification with this! Get in!" Ultear urged as Laki sighed in the corner with Flare. They were standing near the doorway to Laki's own sub lab, which dealt in reseeding whole forests and making trees more resistant to natural diseases. Her research was calm and beneficial…and she had no desire to get into a massive fight with the others on the floor.

"Honestly…every month those two go through this" Flare uttered in annoyance before waving her hand. "Whatever, I'm going to go work on my Orbital Solar Array project…could be beneficial to millions if its built" the red head with flaming red hair told her comrade in science who gave an agreeable nod.

"Your right. I'm close to making a breakthrough on rapid tree growth. Imagine growing a whole forest in weeks" she told the woman with a smile before heading into her own lab as Flare did the same.

"Ignore them Grey! They're weak to science!" Ultear urged the man who stepped into the chamber. The walls were lined with blue bulbs…hundreds of them as the black haired woman's fingers flew over the controls. Hitting a button, the walls started to glow a serene blue and purple…just as the door to the lab exploded inwards.

"I AM HAPPY!" The little cat roared out before his eyes glowed strange pink.

"THE HELL! A TALKING CAT!" the woman yelled as the eyes grew brighter and brighter.

Irises brimming with power, Happy wasted no more time as twin beams of laser light shot out and destroyed the console of the time chamber. Circuits and frayed wires sparked as the tachyons supercharged and collided with Grey…turning him into a child of eight as the room continued to break down.

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" Happy cheered out as he floated up and away, leaving the destruction in his wake as he flew off to find some fish to recharge his energy core.

"NOW I'M A KID!" Grey yelled in anger before looking down at his palms. 'Oh…at least it reversed the lizard thing"

"GET OUT OF THERE!" Ultear snapped at the man as the console and room continued to flare with runaway particles. Realizing he was standing there like an idiot, the younger Grey ran out and barely made it to a heavy lab table in the middle of the room…just as the explosion took half the lab with it and blew a hole toward the outside world. Fortunately, the two were only knocked out and suffered minor injuries as this isn't the first time an explosion occurred in their lab.

Feeling the rumble of the building through his massive desk, Makarov Dreyar looked at a simple paper calander on the wall that displayed a very busty woman with only bikini bottoms on as the decoration. Her large breasts were on display, showing off some perky nipples as blonde hair flowed down her shoulders. Eyeing the day, the man sighed as he turned his attention away from the nude image of Jenny Realight.

"Looks like they're at it again. I'll fix everything once their done fighting it out…don't need to get turned into a talking pig like last time…" the director of the institute mumbled as another rumbling explosion shook the building. Reaching into a drawer, the older man pulled out a fine whiskey and poured himself a glass, waiting for the stupidity of his smartest to cease.

"YOU DESTROYED THE FUSION MANIFOLD GAJEEL!" Kinana yelled at the man as he slid into the set of heavy power armor that covered him from head to toe. Even his face was hidden behind reinforced plexiglass as the man took a step forward in his new suit.

"Don't worry about it! That can be replaced easily!'

"I WAS GOING TO USE THAT TO STUDY QUANTUM WAVE FORMULAS! NOW I CAN'T YOU IDIOT!" Milliana shot out as the man shrugged before heading toward the door. Ignoring her words, Gajeel stepped into the hallway and instantly saw his rivals glaring at each other.

"BEHOLD! MY LEARNING HAMMER!" Laxus yelled as he hefted a large hammer onto his shoulder that popped and hissed with strands of electricity.

"That's what you invented!? A FUCKING HAMMER!" the black haired man teased with dismissal as he stood taller, servos whirring with mechanical smoothness as the heavy plated armor protected his body.

"REALIZE YOUR FOLLY! FOR THIS IS MY SCIENTIST BATTLE SUIT! IT CANNOT BE SHUT OFF!" He bragged…just as Levy climbed on the back with a screwdriver.

"You're a dumbass!" she told him plainly while quickly unscrewing a panel…then pulling out a glowing canister that hummed with blue power.

"NO! ALL MY ENERGY!" He wailed…just as Laxus smashed the lightning hammer into his chest piece. Flying backwards from the force of the supercharged blow, Gajeel crashed through several consoles of valuable research before blowing a hole through the exterior wall. Falling several stories, the man landed in the shallow part of the pond that rested in the picnic area as he groaned at his defeat.

'BOOM! THAT'S HOW YOU LEARN!" Laxus shouted with joy as Natsumi and the other girls ran up just in time to witness the defeat of Gajeel.

"OH! YOUR GETTING IT NOW BISCA!" Sorano yelled out as she leveled her new gun at the woman she was furious at. It glowed purple…the entire barrel a glass cylinder as the strange energy and particles ran up and down its length.

"THIS IS FOR TAKING MY CLOTHES! AND FOR SCIENCE!" She finished before pulling the trigger. In the blink of an eye, a wide beam covered the entire group of women as they tried to avoid it, but it was too late as they screamed in female fear. Collapsing to the floor, many were struggling to stay awake as Sorano smirked in victory.

"What the hell was that?" Wendy asked moments later as her head swam…as she felt two large orbs pressing into her back. Realizing what they were, she shot up to only see Natsumi….and she looked sexy.

"Oh hey Natsumi…you look…really sexy today" Wendy suggested as her voice took on a new tone of lustfulness.

"It's Natsu! I'm normally a guy and will be back once I reverse this! And why are you acting stupid?' the pinkette roared back as Bisca crawled over on all fours before wrapping her arms around Natsumi.

"Oh…that doesn't matter right now. Either way sex with you will be a learning experience for all of us" she indicated as she waved her arm, showing the lustful stares of Juvia, Cana, Mira, Erza, and Evergreen…some of them already opening their jackets to reveal heavenly cleavage.

"GAH! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOU WOMEN!" Natsumi shouted before kicking the lustful Bisca and Wendy away. Turning, the pinkette started to run as her large breasts heaved and bounced with her firm buttocks hugging her shorts.

"GET NATSUMI!" Evergreen yelled with lust and determination as the other affected women nodded and gave chase.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY TEAM YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Levy yelled in fury at the smug woman standing near Laxus, Lucy, and Yukino.

"I hit them with the 'lust' gun. It makes them go crazy for…pretty much anybody they see first. Just can't figure out how you escaped its effects…" the white haired woman pondered as she frowned at the invention in her hands.

"Grrr…" Levy uttered as she started type in commands on the tiny computer attached to her left wrist. The keypad was made of hard light, the keypad glowing as the final computations were uploaded. Raising her left hand toward the remaining group, Levy hit the activation button as a beam of red hit all four…connecting them by streams of crackling red as it pulsed and pulled larger orbs of light toward the wrist bound computer. In the span of ten heartbeats, it was done as Lucy, Laxus, Yukino and her sister all stood around with slack jawed expressions of confusion.

"Duh….I like cheese" Laxus simply said before walking off, his lab coat fluttering as three women looked down at themselves.

"Oh…boobs…squishy" Lucy mentioned as she started to feel herself up in the middle of the hallway.

"I guess the intelligence extractor works after all" Levy admitted as Sorano and Lucy started kissing for some reason while Yukino tried to open an imaginary door…set in the wall. "Oh wow…they're really going at it" Levy admired as the two women constantly kissed and explored each other's mouths with lesbian vigor. They were shedding their coats and not caring about their surroundings as Lucy started to use her tongue to explore the supple breasts of her team-mate.

'Crackle…Pop! POP! POP!'

In moments, a spinning vortex opened in the middle of the destroyed hallway, a beautiful mixture of blues and purples that crackled with power.

"Ohhh…now what's this?" Levy asked in wonder as her scientific mind reached for answers…even as Lucy and Sorano continued to kiss nearby. "They really are brain dead bimbo's right now. I wonder if they'll remember what they did when I return their intelligence?" She thought idly as the portal flashed, illuminating the metal walls of the hallway despite the rubble from Gajeel's hammering. Emerging from the breech with a quick step was none other than herself! Studying the familiar face, Levy started to see immediate differences as the four inch scar and larger breasts were easy to identify. Coupled with that, this strange doppleganger also wore vastly different clothes and yellow lensed goggles resting on her forehead. A few pouches and a backpack completed her simple outfit as the portal quickly closed behind her.

"Yo" McGarden said with a wave as she ignored the two new lesbians only twenty feet away. If they wanted to do that in public, it wasn't her problem as Sorano pulled her lacey panties down past her ankles.

"Amazing! I just completed the formulas for dimensional travel, but it could take me months to build and operate an actual device! But it looks like you've already mastered it! Tell me, does each individual universe have its own time frame?"

"Sure does! And get this, in my universe, magic is a thing"

"Fascinating! I would love to pick your brain. Would you mind coming to my lab?" Levy asked hopefully as Lucy let out a lewd mewl from down the hall.

"Ahh…don't have much time for some hours long interview kinda shit" McGarden let out as she ran a hand through her blue hair as her lab coat wearing double continued to study her.

"Why not? Is there a limit to how long you can stay in other realities?"

"Not that I know of. Nah, I just have plans with my man Natsu later" the visiting double admitted as Levy's eyes widened at the news. Yes…she had to admit he was pretty sexy with that intellect…but she never really considered the possibility of an office romance. But here was proof of herself forming a relationship with Natsu Dragneel!

"Amazing! This will be something to tell all those others when they get back to normal" She uttered as the naked Lucy and Sorano walked into Laxus's lab and shut the door with feminine giggles

"Thank the COG! That was getting weird" the vistor admitted before pulling a roll of blueprints from a side pouch.

"Yeah…who knew stealing their intelligence would make them into full blown lesbians" Levy pondered with a thinking pose as Yukino continued to try and open imaginary doors or stare off into space.

"Meh…Not the first time I've seen that. Anyway…how about a trade?" McGarden suggested as she wiggled the paper in her hand.

"I'm listening…"

"Instructions for building the dimensional technology for…Cana's alcohol technology…and Juvia's clean water research"

"Uh…no offense, but that doesn't seem like a fair trade for you" Levy admitted as her double shrugged.

"Don't worry, I plan on taking Laki's forestry research later…er...copy it I mean" The woman laughed awkwardly as the scientist shrugged. It's not like it was her research.

"Deal" the bluenette agreed as they both shook on it. Releasing each other's hands, the two women started to walk toward Levy's lab first as it was the closest.

"You know…I really enjoyed it when you beat Gajeel's battle armor with a screwdriver"

"You saw that?"

"Sure did. Have to make sure I'm not stepping into a black hole or a volcano or something" the bustier woman said as they walked down the hall, idly chatting as the lone Yukino finally succeeded in opening a door…to a broom closet. And if one listened closely, you could hear the terrified screams of Natsumi running for her life while lusty women gave chase through the giant research facility as the sun shone down on another day for the scientists in Magnolia…

And that's a wrap! I know! Another short one, but I thought it was funny to write with a bunch of crazy scientists beating the crap outta each other or using strange technology. But with this one done, I'll be working on my crossover with Unknown…because we do a lot of them! I really don't know why, but I find them really fun to write! Anywhoo, I hope you all enjoy this little chapter of insanity! So make sure to read and review!

Laxus: Duhhh…is this cheese? *Opens a can of salt*

Laxi: This is why I don't get involved with those morons! Hey! Why was my research copied!

Flare: I dunno? Let me do my research into sunlight technology!

Happy: I'm a robot!

Levy: Hehehe…science

This is thehappy signing off!