Hey everybody! I'm back with more words on the internet for your eye holes to consume! And to those that read my last one, I hope you enjoyed scientist insanity!

Now this one will be another work with Unknown Legion! I know this will probably end up being longer than any follow he writes, but that's fine! I personally like brainstorming and making crossovers with him. It's kinda hard to actually find an fanfic writer on here that is alright with it and keeps up on updates regularly.

Anywhoo, I'll have a few more characters to drop by his universe of 21-A to have fun, exchange stories and who knows what else! So with that, I hope you all enjoy!

I still don't own any media.

Dropping By (Part one)


Universe 21-A

The guild was still reeling from the effects of END almost cracking the barrier between universes. Even as the mages picked themselves off the floor or righted tables, damage could be seen with cracked windows and the wooden support beams bearing visible mars and scratches.

Watching from the back, the eight visitors hadn't been noticed yet as one gave an impish smirk as the star creature scolded Natsu with a punch to the head. Walking forward as her boots echoed across the floorboards, nobody gave a second glance as the female sat down at the bar with her counterpart.

"Man! That END guy sure packed a whallop! But at least Cana and all those other women get to have a happy future with that version of Natsu"

Turning from her barrel of alcohol, Cana saw herself sitting there in a brown bomber jacket with white material around the neck that presumably kept the cold at bay.

"Your right Cana, it all ended happily in the end even if Zeref and Mavis have to run for their lives" She smiled before turning back to her barrel of alcohol. Lifting it up, she was about to take a deep gulp of the heavenly booze before her eyes widened in realization. Snapping her head back, she saw her twin give a small wave with her fingers and a cheeky smile.

"AAAAHHHH! ANOTHER ME!" the card mage shrieked out as she fell to the floor as all the other mages in the hall stopped and looked. Cana was right…there was a second one standing there as she smiled down at her befuddled twiin.

"YOUR RIGHT! IT'S AN EVIL CANA!" Happy yelled out in panic as the woman groaned in annoyance before spinning on the feline.

"I'm not evil you damn cat!" she shouted before spinning away, pinching her nose at the actions of Happy who was now standing near Natsu, his finger pointed accusingly.

"ONLY AN EVIL CANA WOULD SAY THAT!"

"Uh…I don't think that's the issue…" Mira said from nearby as the second Cana muttered under her breath.

"Seriously…every universe that blue furball thinks I'm evil…" She muttered before shaking her head as Cana stood up, her eyes studying her double that was only a few feet away. Extending a finger, Cana pressed the tip against the woman's cheek, testing to see if she was real. "Am I so drunk I'm imagining her?" she thought as her twin spoke.

"Nah, you're not that drunk. And no, I'm not reading your mind…just it runs along similar thoughts, you know?"

"You're from one thirty seven-C…aren't you?" Laxus asked from nearby as he studied the woman with different clothes and brown, capri pants hugging her long legs.

"Sure am! Myself and some of my friends thought it would be fun to visit you guys. Natsu said you guys were alright and good people…even if Grey smells like a sewer…" the double said in a pondering tone as Natsu and Gajeel could only snort out laughter at the insult.

"HEY! I don't smell like a sewer!" the ice mage shouted out as the woman waved it off with in dismissal with the two men still chuckling at their friend's expense. Luckily, a glare from Erza kept them all in check as Makarov glanced at the second Cana standing near the bar.

"What did you mean by friends? Are there more Cana's outside or something?" he asked as Observer kept quiet for the time being. After all, while these mages weren't the strongest in the multiverse, they were known killers and who knows what they could do if provoked.

"More Cana's? No thanks. While its fun to meet a double, getting four or five versions in a single room is confusing. Like have you ever seen four different Erza's standing around? It's nuts and you need name tags and possibly color some hair just to keep it all straight. Nah, just some friends from my own universe" She finished with a wave as more mages emerged from the back of the hall.

Standing there with a deadly lancer in her hands was woman in a dark tank top and grayish black cargo pants. Heavy boots matched the ammo belt around her waist as dark brown hair covered her ears while a Fairy Tail emblem was emblazoned on her left shoulder in pure black. Next to her was Erza, the woman wearing a high ponytail that was stretching down to the middle of her back as she was in very similar attire, the only difference was the red tank top instead of black.

To the right was a pink haired woman that had spikily familiar hair that reached down past her shoulders as a second Happy rested on her shoulders. She was wearing a black tube top that enveloped her large breasts while a red blazer with gold trim adorned her torso to her exposed midriff. Her shorts were tight, showing off her generous curves as it covered the essentials and stopped at mid thigh. Near this woman's left side was an older Wendy as a second Carla also rested on her shoulder.

This older girl was obviously in the middle of becoming a full woman as her blue shirt hugged the growing B-cups underneath while a baseball bat hung from her back by some unknown means. The shirt itself read 'Marvell' giving an easy clue to her identity as her legs were covered by a pair of green and brown splotched cargo pants and black boots.

Finally turning their attention to the last woman, the guild was shocked to see a vastly different version of Levy standing there with a wicked looking weapon in her hands that had a deadly looking bayonet on the end. The scar could be seen by all, stretching for four inches across her left cheek as orange lensed googles pinned down her blue hair. Her shirt was an azure blue with red letters that simply read 'Mad Genius' as tanned cargo pants and a belt with many pouches and boots completed her outfit. On her back was a beige backpack, its contents unknown as the woman set it on the floor near her feet.

"Yo. I'm Sam Bryne" the leader of the pack stated as they walked forward into the main hall as the mages looked on….before Wendy spoke up.

"WOW! Look at me!" she said in awe as Carla nodded. "And my boobs will grow! She's proof!"

"It appears that other you is a few years older…" the cat reasoned as the new mages stood in the center of the hall…before pandemonium broke out.

"AHHHH! THIS IS NUTS!" Wakaba yelled out as his pipe fell from his mouth as the mages started to chatter and panic.

"THE OBSERVER WAS RIGHT! TWO ERZA'S MEAN THE END!" Natsu yelled out as Lucy tried to calm him down…with no luck.

"SCREW THAT! IT'S GIRL NATSU!" Bicslow yelled out in panic as some of the mages started to run around like headless chickens.

"Oh, for the love of…CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" the second Levy roared out, making the mages stop in their tracks with wide eyes at the short and busty blunette before them.

"Yes. We're from one thirty seven C…but that doesn't mean you need to run around like morons! Seriously, you already met a few of us already!" She barked out as Erza slowly stepped forward, eyeing her twin as her friends slowly stopped panicking.

"Something's…not right. Is she…?"

"Your…Knightwalker, aren't you?" She asked, keeping her guard up around the dangerous double from Edolas.

"Damn…and here I thought you would think I was Scarlet. Yeah, I'm Knightwalker" She waved offhandedly at the knight as Lisanna and Lucy gave a panicked look at the woman that was quite the enemy at the time.

"Y…You're not going to hurt Lisanna, are you?" Lucy asked the visitor who just scoffed as she eyed the blonde then the other woman behind the bar who was standing closer to Mira.

"Seriously? If I wanted to kill you guys, I could've just waited till you were sleeping…or send a pocket nuke through a portal…or use my magic. Nah, I'm sure Dragneel explained how I became a mage and joined the guild" the woman spoke as she showed off her guild mark on her right shoulder that was also pure black. "Sure, they can be a pain in the ass, but I have to say they grew on me. Plus, its how I met my first friend" the woman finished while cocking a thumb toward Sam who scowled as Marvell snickered with the second Carla.

"Oh…You lost Sam! Time to pay up!" the young woman teased as the older soldier dug into her pockets.

"Dammit! And here I was hoping they would fight!" She shouted before pulling fifty thousand worth of jewel from her pockets and slapping it into Marvell's open palm.

"Wait…you wanted us to fight?" Erza asked in confusion at the strange woman before her as Marvell gained a look of smugness.

"Yeah…I bet Wendy fifty thousand jewel that you would instantly attack my bestie here…but I fucking lost" She grumbled while setting her lancer down at an empty table.

"Your just lucky I didn't wager shopping!" the girl said impishly before walking toward her twin and leaning close. "Sam hates shopping more than anything. Says it's a huge waste of time and any woman worth her salt shouldn't bother" she finished simply as Carla looked at her own twin.

"You…you let her gamble? That should not be something Wendy should be doing"

"Well…she is super confident now and really, what's the harm in a friendly bet?" Second Carla stated before giving a slight glare. "Trust me…she's had to do far worse…a bet with the woman she considers her big sister is nothing"

"AH! THIS IS BORING!" the pink haired woman shouted out before jumping on a table and pointing to the guild hall.

"I'M NATSUMI DRAGNEEL! I'm S-class and from universe one thirty two-F! I've fought locust and helped kill Acnologia with my super awesome man! I love a good guild brawl but also love shopping! And I-" She didn't finish as she finally looked at the male counterpart to herself. Jumping down, she was in his personal space in seconds as she started to sniff and smell the man before her.

"Uhh…what is she doing?" Evergreen asked Alberona who shrugged.

"Smelling Natsu"

"I know that! But why?" the earth mage asked louder as the doppleganger shrugged and noticed that Natsu was now doing the same to Natsumi.

"She smells a lot like me…but it's different…" he told himself as the man sniffed the woman, his nose crinkling with each whiff.

"NATSU!" Don't sniff girls! It's weird and creepy!" Lucy scolded as her friend turned toward her.

"But she started it! What am I supposed to do? Not smell her?" he asked as the pinkette gave one finally whiff.

"Obviously man…that's weird all around" Grey insisted…just as Natsumi grabbed Natsu.

"YOU POOR MAN! THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER!" She yelled at the top of her lungs while pressing his face between her large breasts, preventing him from escaping as McGarden ran forward, her eyes filled with worry.

"What's the matter, Natsumi? Is he sick?"

"NO! HE'S NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANY OF THE WOMEN IN THE GUILD! IT…IT'S A TRAVESTY!" she said loudly as the man tried to break free from the feminine grasp.

Letting out a low whistle, Sam stepped forward as she pried the confused and blushing fire mage away from the embrace of Natsumi's assets. Checking him for any strange health issues, the woman grabbed his cheeks easily as she turned his head side to side, inspecting him for anything strange.

"That is a definite problem…" Sam uttered before snapping her fingers. Pointing to Cana near the bar, Sam's face became quite serious.

"Cana! Take Natsu and…Evergreen to your place to make him a man! We'll give you six hours!" she ordered as the card mage blushed heavily while her own twin just gave a small laugh at the embarrassment.

"Seriously…SERIOUSLY! We watch him get chicks in different universes all the time and now women from other universes come here to get him laid! THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!" Bicslow yelled out as Knightwalker stroked her chin in contemplation.

"Your right…ERZA! You join those three and make it a foursome" the lighting mage ordered, giving rise to more blushing from the knight who turned a beet red from the suggestion.

"STOP INCLUDING ME WITH YOUR CRAZY PLAN!" Evergreen barked as Sam looked at her oddly.

"Why not? Sex with Natsu is pretty awesome. Plus, you and Cana are brunette's like me which would be super sexy. All you girls should try it" she stated before giving a thumbs up to Bisca.

"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME! I'M MARRIED!" the gun mage shot back as Observer looked at the strange visitors.

"Based on what I know…these women may try to force a multiple pairing here…not that it matters to me since we've seen many realities such as this. So long as they stay relatively peaceful and don't threaten this world"

"Oh yeah…I forgot about that…" Sam muttered before looking at Natsu once more. "I wonder…" she whispered before extending her hand and grabbing the man at the crotch.

"AHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Lucy yelled at the woman from the table at her complete disregard for decency.

"I'm measuring him, blondie" she scoffed as Natsu turned brighter than Erza's hair.

"SERIOUSLY! NOW THEY'RE GRABBING HIS JUNK!" Bicslow yelled once more as Sam released the man from her grip before sporting a knowing smirk.

"Good news! He's just as big as my boyfriend so any of you ladies wanting to enjoy nine inches of man meat should get in line" she stated before winking at Mira and Lisanna behind the bar, making the two turn away as the news of Natsu's…size reached all.

"Oh…now it all makes sense…that bastard" Laxus uttered as he scowled at the fire mage across the room. Now he knew he was no slouch…but he really didn't need to hear that.

"Maybe it's the universes way to make up for his stupidity?" Gajeel suggested with a scowl as he glanced at the still blushing man near the crimson Erza.

"No…NO! NO! NO! I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS!" Grey cried out while covering his ears from the horrible news. "I WILL NOT HEAR ABOUT WHAT'S IN HIS DAMN PANTS!" The ice mage screamed in horror at what his ears just heard.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Makarov shouted, his annoyance at everybody wearing a little thin…especially when they all just discovered one of the main reasons Natsu gets so many girls. Seeing the mages fall silent, he was glad the visitors were giving their attention since technically…they weren't his children. "While I don't mind your visitation, I would appreciate if you could keep the groping and…certain details to yourselves. Nobody deserves to have personal matters placed in the open like that…even if it's too late now"

"Fair enough" McGarden shrugged easily as she walked toward her double sitting with her own team. Setting her deadly rifle against a nearby pillar, the guild was mostly quiet as they watched her approach. Stopping at the edge, the two looked at each other as the scarred twin gave a smile, her facial blemish tugging upwards.

"Be honest…It's pretty fucking cool to meet a Levy that is S-class and with big tits"

"Um…I think so? But uh…is it true you like to drink and fight? I heard that about you…" she asked awkwardly as the mage nodded.

"HELL YEAH! Who doesn't love beating the crap out of people! Or drinking!" She said with a fist pump before snapping her fingers as she ran around the table and wrapped an arm around her twin.

"I just had a great idea! We should have an adventure out in the multiverse! Just you and me! Levy and McGarden going out and discovering new realities and worlds…fighting monsters and killing nightmarish shit!" She said louder and louder before fully facing the girl. "YOU AND ME! A LEVY AND LEVY SUPER ADVENTURE!" She said with a crazed hint as the woman leaned back while turning her head slightly. Eyeing Alberona, she saw the card mage rapidly shaking her head side to side, mouthing the word 'No' while waving her arms frantically in a small panic.

"Um…sorry…I don't think that I would be a good travelling partner…hehe…" she laughed awkwardly as her twin pouted.

"Yeah. And no way I would let her go off by herself to who knows where" Gajeel stated as the bustier woman looked his way and swung her arms behind her.

"AH! IT'S GAJEEL! IS HE BEHIND ME!?" She asked the guild who looked at her oddly.

"I'm in front of you"

"AH!" She yelled out before jumping back, her eyes searching for threats before calming down. "Sorry…I thought you were a pile of scrap…seriously…don't sneak up on me like that"

"HOW COULD YOU MISS ME IN FRONT OF YOU THE WHOLE TIME!" He roared at the woman who flipped the bird and walked away, ending the conversation as she walked toward the Observer.

"Uh…she's…kinda odd" Levy told her friends quietly as Pantherlily could only agree.

"Obviously. And who knows what sort of adventure she just tried to take you on? For these other mages, killing is almost a given in their lives. It's probably a good thing you refused…still don't know how she missed a full grown man standing in front of her…" the exceed pondered with a thinking pose as he stood on the table.

"Mortal…"

"Observer" She stated before continuing forward. "You do know that we wont stop travelling to other realities, right?"

"I am aware. To try and force you now would result in nothing. While I wish it weren't true, I will no longer try and scold you for it. Perhaps we can at least learn something from each other during your visit" the star being stated as the woman nodded.

"Seem's fair…plus its easier than threatening you the whole time" She finished before walking away, taking a spot against the pillar with her gun nearby. Seeing that the woman was done with her little…greeting, Cana turned to her double.

"So…did you guys just see that last timeline?"

"Not the whole thing. But damn…I think that would be a great way to determine who gets to have his kids in the future…a battle royale. What do you ladies think?" Alberona asked her friends as Knightwalker and Sam scoffed.

"Pass. I have no desire to became a fat cow like Erza will. I'll stay skinny and sexy thank you very much"

"Same here. Becoming some…fucking soccer mom or some shit…a nightmare" Sam stated evenly as she shuddered at the image popping into her head…as Erza gave a small glare to her Edolas counterpart.

"I'm not a cow!"

"Well…I think it's a great idea! If it only weren't for that damn Juvia!" Natsumi shouted at the end before pointing toward the water mage. "Just because you switched bodies with Natsu for two days doesn't mean you should get first chance at kids you, blue weirdo!"

"JUVIA IS NOT WEIRD! And Grey is the only one for her!" She shouted back at the pinkette as the two glared heavily. "In fact! How does Juvia know your not in love with her precious Grey!" the busty bluenette pointed out as Natsumi took on a hint of green.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME FRESH NIGHTMARES!"

"See…this is why we couldn't bring Juvia with us" Knightwalker told Erza as she finally found a place at the bar, leaning back as Lisanna kept a healthy distance from the woman.

"Oh no doubt. Those two would already be throwing fists, arguing about which man is better. It's actually pretty funny to watch though" Sam chuckled as she took a seat at the polished bar with her friend.

"That END was pretty powerful though…I doubt anybody could really beat him" Bisca told the visitors as she kept Asuka on her lap.

"Actually…based on what we saw. There's a chance I could kill him if the chips fall my way. Not a straight up fight, but if I could achieve complete surprise…yeah, it's possible" McGarden pondered as she continued to lean against the pillar near Levy's table.

"Bullshit. There's no way you or anybody in your guild could have killed that guy" Laxus said evenly as he called their bluff.

"Well…I could kill your whole guild right now easily. Same with Cana or our Juvia" the scarred scientist explained as some of the mages looked at her in worry and a hint of fear. "Relax. Your good people and I don't go around killing good people"

"Um…how would Juvia even do that? Or you or Alberona?" Juvia asked the group as Marvell took the question and answered it.

"Well…Juvia developed a spell called 'Drain' that pulls the water out of any living thing…no matter what they are. It's one hundred percent lethal along with Cana's 'Card Slicer' and Levy's 'Paper Shredder'

"Yup! I really haven't found a single enemy that can stand up to it yet!" McGarden smiled evenly as she looked at the group before her eyes gave a hint of darkness. "I know what your thinking…your thinking either she is full of shit…or she's speaking the truth. Well, the truth is I've killed a lot of people and monsters across realities…brutally I might add. So, think what you want. All I know is that when I use that spell…all my enemies around me die" She finished evenly before leaning back against the pillar, leaving the guild in a state of silence for a few moments.

"So um…mind if we ask why you're here? Don't you have a war to fight against the locust?" Macao asked one of the women, prompting Sam to speak up.

"We achieved a stalemate two weeks ago. And to be honest with you guys…I needed a fucking break. Being under siege at Clover Town for a few months as most of the world tore itself apart…sometimes you need to find a way to just…I dunno…take a breather"

"And yeah, we know that most people…they don't get to go strolling off to some nice reality. But you know what, we haven't seen a peep of the grubs since 'that' day so fuck it, mini vacation" Knightwalker finished up.

"It's too bad we couldn't bring some of the Spriggan's here. Irene probably would've found it interesting" Marvell mentioned casually as she sat next to her younger self with the two Carla's talking quietly with each other.

"The Spriggan's! From the Alverez empire!" Makarov shouted, fearing how strong those mages could be if just McGarden and Alberona could wipe out his whole guild…if they're to be believed.

"Yeah. Zeref sent a military force with four of the Spriggan's to help us out…you know, cause he's Natsu's older brother and all that. We even made him an honorary member this past summer. But fuck me sideways if the Crocus contingent didn't get the shit kicked out of them" Sam said casually as she leaned her elbows on the back of the bar.

"What happened? All we really saw was how bad it was when your Natsu, Happy and Bisca went back to your world" the old man asked.

"They split their forces. Irene and Dimaria headed to Magnolia, Brandish and Ajeel with their airships and ten thousand men for both forces. Reavers hit them from the sky over the over-run parts of the Capitol. Within an hour, Ajeel was killed by a sniper and over five thousand dead. A quarter of their whole force, wiped out in a single afternoon. Of course, nobody knew the locust were gearing up for their secondary invasion for the rest of the planet…millions died" she finished evenly as Erza finally spoke up.

"That's…awful. To think so many could die… Did…did your Erza and her mother meet?" she asked softly as Cana snickered.

"Yeah she did…punched her mom square in the jaw too. Then we did a rescue mission to some bombed out town a few hours away. Turns out Dimaria can't freeze time fast enough to stop a bullet. But we managed to evacuate a few kids and this one woman. After that, Erza invited her mom to share strawberry cheesecake" the card mage smiled before letting out another laugh. "It's funny…they have the exact same expression when they eat that damn dessert of theirs…can completely see the relation"

"Well…I guess that's good…Erza finding her mom and everything…" Grey muttered as he remembered the horror filled story that Dragneel and Bisca had told their guild when they fell through that spinning portal. "If any Erza deserved to be reunited with her own mom, it's probably that one"

"Anyway! Let's stop talking about our nasty war, shall we? I wanna hear about some of the strange things you've seen!" Natsumi said loudly while sitting next to Lucy…even if Natsu was still weirded out be the female version of himself sitting just feet away. Glancing to his left, he saw Erza sitting calmly, her blush long faded after Knightwalker had tried to convince some of the girls to do…stuff with him. Then to his front were the two Happy's already enjoying some fish that they got from somewhere.

"Well…hey, remember the one where Grey turned into a werewolf and Natsu was gonna have him neutered?" Wakaba told the girls around the room…just as Natsumi started to laugh.

"HahaHAHA! You became a werewolf!? And it was gonna get chopped off? That's hilarious!" the pinkette laughed out loud as her breasts heaved with each gasp of rich laughter.

"Heh, that is pretty funny" Sam agreed as her friend gave a hint of laughter.

"HEY SHUTUP! There was a universe where you loved Romeo!" Grey shot at the woman who instantly paled as the blood left her face.

"HAHA! You actually fell for that loser!" McGarden pointed out at her friend, not caring about the feelings of the boy at the table with his dad.

"Ugh…I wanna throw up…and then kick that other Natsumi's ass for throwing her life away with a weakling…"

"Hey! Romeo isn't a weakling! He's a really good kid!" Macao shouted at the female who groaned once more.

"Huh? Don't they realize how many evil fucking versions there are of him in the multiverse?" Alberona stated as her friend tried to take in deep breaths…to Natsumi, it was a horrifying truth.

"What? We've only seen a few evil Natsu's and a killer Grey"

"That's it? Yo Knightwalker? Remember that whole string of realities where we killed almost all of the Romeos?" Sam asked her friend who gave a quick nod.

"Sure do…sick little fucker in…the five five nine three's"

"No way…it couldn't have been that bad" Elfman asked at the Observer sighed.

"You must remember any and all possibilities can exist in any reality…including evil versions of yourselves"

"But still…it's Romeo, he's a great kid" Wakaba defended as Sam scoffed derisively.

"Yeah, well in that string, he was a serial date rapist. Raped Cana in one…Mira in another…I think Kagura in a third. We just killed the ones that attacked us and got the rest arrested after he almost got Lucy in a forth one. Sick shit was all smiles and nice…then slipped roofies in their drinks in all these similar universes. One was disowned by his own father…then Natsu crippled him for hurting Juvia like that…I think that one is serving a life sentence" Sam finished idly before turning to Mira that had an ashen look on her face as she glanced at the young teenager. "If it makes you feel any better, all the girls hurt by him are getting the help they need"

"Dude…" Bicslow dragged out as the young man was frozen in horror.

"I..I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!"

"Probably not, but hey, at least we solved that problem" McGarden said casually as she continued leaning against a pillar.

"Doesn't…that bother you? Killing Romeo or hurting him like that?" Levy asked her twin who simply shrugged.

"Not really. The way I see it he was just like the locust…a monster. So, he deserved what happened to him…holy shit we got off track from the werewolf thing" she finished as Natsumi turned to Grey.

"Were there any other horrible relationships involving me?" the pinkette asked as Mira shifted, her face regaining color.

"Well…there was one were you and Grey started dating…it was actually kind of cute how he confessed"

"NOOOOOOO!"

"WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP THAT NIGHTMARE!" Grey and Natsu shouted out as Natsumi started to pull at her hair.

"AHHHH! GREY! SERIOUSLY! I COULD ACCEPT LAXUS CAUSE AT LEAST HE'S NOT A MORON! BUT THAT BUCKET OF ICE CRAP!" the female roared before running up to Grey and glaring down at the man with feminine fury. "I swear on all the meat in the city…if you fall in love with me here…I'll beat you down. I don't need you turning into the completely useless Ice stick from my own reality" She hissed out as the man had a wide range of emotions on his face. Fear…confusion…disgust…anger.

"Don't worry…that won't happen…" he gulped finally as the woman leaned closer, unintentionally showing cleavage.

"It better not…" she finished with a heavy threat before retreating back to her table with Erza and the others.

"Oh hey, you hear that, you might have a chance with her" Evergreen teased her blonde friend as he crossed his arms.

"Oh…shut up, Evergreen" Laxus grumbled as his team laughed at his expense.

"What other things have you seen?" Knightwalker asked the guild, turning her attention to Kinana behind the bar as she spoke.

"Well…we saw one were Natsu and Lucy were married with some children…but they kicked Natsu out of the guild in that one and only Lucy stood by his side. Not even Happy was with them at that restaurant"

"Aye. Sounds like their guild is full of a bunch of stupid people" the second Happy said casually as the blue cat flew to Natsumi's lap and settled down. "Right Natsumi?" he asked as the woman could only agree.

'Tch!' "If I find that universe, I'll kick the shit out of all of them…maybe break some legs with a hammer for them being complete fucktards" Sam spoke with an even statement that sent shivers down a few spines.

"Jeeze….I think she actually would do that…" Laki thought, kinda hoping that if they did find that certain reality, they would at least leave those mages alive.

"Too bad we don't know the co-ordinates. I'd have them shunned by every single reality we came across…maybe dismantle the whole guild" McGarden told them all before sighing. "Oh well…no way in hell every universe will have happy stories"

"That is correct. Even with your traveling, it is infinite. You will not be able to fix or save even the smallest fraction" Observer reminded the busty woman as she crossed her arms and leaned back against the pillar.

"Yeah…I know that. Call us flawed be we still try anyway" The blue haired female replied shortly.

"Have there been any other weird ones?" Marvell asked her twin who was starting to grow a little jealous at the growing bust of her fifteen year old counterpart. She was sitting down, polishing her favorite bat to a fine gleam as her eyes tracked the hall.

"Well…there was the one after your Natsu and Bisca left? This other universe…we think Natsu was some sort of mad scientist in secret. He had this whole base under his house with…horrible slime monsters and snakes…and poisonous spiders and other horrors. I'm just glad they made it out alive and unscathed" Erza said, her voice carrying to her double who nodded.

"Man…too bad I missed it. That sounds like a great way to blow off some steam…just killing fucking monsters that can't shoot back or blow off your limbs" the former commander smirked as Juvia shook her head.

"No way! They almost died! That's not fun at all!"

"Seriously? I've been eaten by a towering sausage cannibal zombie creature outside the gates of the guild. A few shitty spiders wouldn't be a problem" Sam waved as Mira gulped from that.

"A…a…a what!?" the barmaid stuttered as the brunette turned her head over her left shoulder.

"Part of my first level trails for S-class…Save as much of Fairy tail as I could in some random universe. Ichiya developed some shitty 'parfume' and it transformed people into flesh eating sausage zombies" the brunette reported before glancing at Evergreen. "Sorry Ever…your entire team was wiped out. Bicslow and Freed turned then ate Laxus. Same with Shadow Gear. But most of the guild survived and you confessed your love to Natsu!" she finished with a thumbs up.

"OH! COME ON! That's horrible about what happened, but him again!" the light haired woman cried out in annoyance. "Are they trying to set me up or something!"

"Yeah! We both got eaten by it and we were dangling above a roiling pit of stomach acid as you clung to my leg. I made you confess who you liked before blasting a hole through the top of its head…shit that was messy…blood and gore everywhere" she grimaced at the memory.

"Oh man…that sounds pretty nasty….BUT MANLY!" Elfman interrupted while he glanced at his friends who had similar looks of disgust.

"How did you do it though? Did you use your magic?" Lucy asked the soldier who grinned while holding a hand out, palm up.

"Sure did, blonde tits"

"Hey! My name is Lucy!"

"…nah, it's blonde tits" Sam retorted at the celestial mage who groaned. She was starting to understand why her double found a rival in Sam. But knowing that she probably stood no chance of beating her in a fair fight, Lucy just huffed and crossed her arms as Sam and Knightwalker gave a small demonstration of their respective magics.

For Sam, a crackling ball of red magic formed above her hand, its surface hissing with bolts of electricity as it grew to the size of a baseball. Hovering there, it glowed and sparked while Knightwalker did the same. But instead of red, the huntress formed a ball of pure, purple lightning that crackled and popped with power and strength.

"This is my "Phoenix Fire' I can control the strength of this magic to kill monsters…or just to knock my boyfriend on his ass for being a smug bastard"

"And this is my 'Purple Lightning" I've had it less than a year, but every chance I get I train it" Knightwalker told the guild as Erza stood up and walked forward. Even though she could feel the magic coming off the two, the knight had no idea if she could fight them fairly with her level of strength. Leaning close, she studied the hovering balls of magic with chocolate eyes as it reflected like pools.

"That is impressive. But how did you gain magic in the first place? Did you have a medical procedure to give yourself a magical container in secret?"

"Nah…it just happened one day. From what we can gather, our universe is just…naturally stronger with magic than many out there. It explains how Grey could march in here and beat down Laxus no problem…but then lose to our own back home" the huntress shrugged out as the magic faded along with Sam's.

"I don't think I like the sound of that ice mage beating me…" Laxus grumbled as his team snickered at his expense once more just as Cana cried out, snapping her fingers before spinning on her twin.

"Hey that's right! Your S-class! How did your own trial go?"

"Ugh…for the first one, I had to fight mall zombies with Wendy…which completely sucked. The smell alone wanted to make me gag…I got dead fingers in my hair…MY HAIR!" She yelled at the ceiling with shaking fists before lowering them to her side. "Then, we had to fight Evergreen and Elfman…which wasn't too bad all around. But shit! I had to fight my dad next! Luckily, I told him I was pregnant so he completely forgot about the fight and I knocked him out with a chop to the neck. After that, it was myself, Wendy, Levy and Bisca against Natsu as the final trial…fought him at full strength for three minutes…while he was in dragon force" the card mage groaned out as she slumped at the bar, her chin resting on the smooth surface.

"You…actually fought zombies?' Wendy asked her double who nodded simply before holding up her bat.

"Sure did. I used this baby to cave in some undead skulls" Marvell grinned savagely as Carla sighed.

"Please don't try to scare them Marvell…" the white cat instructed as the teenage huffed…but nodded to her friend.

"That sounds kinda like that one universe with the necromancers and those zombies!" Cana butted in once more as her double perked up.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Oh, it was insane! First there were all these zombies right and the survivors were being overrun, but then this portal opened and these two people came out with get this…a talking, killing watermelon named Normal Face!"

"I still think that name is completely stupid. I mean, it makes no sense why any Levy would name it that" Grey told the visitors as he turned his head, only to find McGarden staring down at him.

"AHHH!" What the hell! Personal space!"

"What do you mean Normal Face was in some distant universe fighting zombies"

"You…you know where it came from?" Levy asked with a stutter of disbelief as her buxom twin nodded.

"Of course! I created him after all!"

"You…WHY WOULD YOU NAME IT THAT!" the ice mage shot back as the woman turned her attention back to him. Placing a finger to her lips, she tried to think of a response.

"Well…I was super drunk. And Cana wanted to call him Whiskey Head Beer Legs. Luckily, I beat her in a drinking contest and my name won…but how the hell did he get to that universe? He was supposed to be watching my lab in the Fallout…" the woman pondered again as this latest news shocked the guild.

"YOU BEAT CANA IN A DRINKING CONTEST!" the mages all shouted at once as Cana turned to her double at the bar with her half filled barrel of alcohol nearby. But even with all the shouting, McGarden didn't seem to hear them as she thought of possible scenarios in her head.

"Are…are you a lightweight?"

"Of course not! She just happens to be good at drinking!" she shot back as her chest gave a small bounce in her half opened jacket. Feeling a hand of comfort on her shoulder, Alberona could see her twin giving a soft gaze.

"Shhhhh…its okay if you're in denial right now. But we've discovered the problem and we'll get you drinking immediately. After all, the first step is acceptance" She said softly while reaching for an empty glass. Scooping up some of the amber liquid from her barrel, Cana handed the drink to her twin. "Here. This is some heavy wine"

"I KNOW HOW TO DRINK DAMMIT! SHE JUST GOES ON INSANE BENDERS!" the visitor yelled out…before taking the heavenly liquid and throwing it down her throat in one, long pull….then scooped up some more from the barrel.

"There. There…no need to make excuses. We'll concentrate on your drinking during your stay" the lush finished before grabbing her barrel and taking a long pull herself

"It's true though…I have gone on some insane drinking adventures. Last time I did I weaponized a meat suit…and killed aliens. But that was after I blew up a whole continent with a neutron bomb while fighting slug monsters and necromorphs. But ignore that, I need to find out why Normal Face is not where I left him"

"HOW CAN WE IGNORE THAT! YOU JUST CONFESSED TO KILLING ALIENS!" The guild shouted mentally at this strange version of Levy.

"What about a meat suit?" Natsu asked, imagining countless steaks he could just pull off a body suit to eat.

"Forget that! She blew up a continent!" Gajeel pointed at the insane woman who waved it off nonchalantly.

"Don't worry about it. All you need to know is I'm definitely not wanted for dozens of crimes across five planets in the Valoro Cluster" She finished with a wave before walking upstairs. "I'm using your I.V.D. Makarov!" she yelled down while heading to his office, leaving the guild in a small stupor.

"She…committed a lot of crimes…didn't she?" Levy asked with worry at how her double could be so…non caring.

"Oh yeah. She was so drunk she robbed a financial sector of a whole planet…and doesn't remember a thing" Sam said with a laugh as Observer sighed.

"It seems she can be…irresponsible with this technology she developed"

"Well, it's not like she was the only one? We've come across dozens of different worlds that built and perfected it without us. Some use it for good…or evil…or just dicking around. After all, it is infinite" the brunette told the star creature as they heard the door close upstairs. Hearing footsteps coming down, they saw McGarden holding the machine as she walked to an empty table.

"Now…lets see why the hell he isn't protecting my little base" she muttered to herself as fingers flew across the controls and the machine powered up with a small hum.

"I've been wondering mortal. What would you hope to achieve if you could save every version of Earthland and the people residing there?" the star being asked as the genius's hands fiddled with a few more controls as she started to input coordinates into the keypad.

"Honestly…I just don't want other versions of all my friends to live such hard and bloody lives like I have. Sure, I know it's impossible, but if I could prevent Erza being raped by Jellal…or helping a version of Knightwalker find friendship…or giving Laxus pointers of getting a few busty girlfriends so they can have good lives…is that so bad? I try to give knowledge to other Levy's that have discovered multiverse travel…so they don't make the same mistakes like we have" She finished softly before hitting a button on the side panel.

"This will be universe one thousand dash A. There is no magic. If you were to take Gildarts and Lucy and put them there…Lucy could beat him in a physical contest… if she knew how to fight anyway" the woman chuckled as the screen finally popped into view, taking up an empty wall at the back of the guild.

Looking in, all the guild could see was a large crater filled with water as a few dogs lapped up the drink. The surrounding landscape was starting to turn green, but it was splotchy at best while a few trees struggled to grow among the scrubs of dead plants.

'OH! I get it! It's an underwater base!" Natsu nodded quickly, pleased with his deduction…unaware of McGarden's fist clenching in anger.

"No…Somebody fucked up my base…SOMEBODY DESTROYED MY LITTLE SANCTUARY OF SCIENCE!" She yelled in fury as Natsumi glanced at Knightwalker.

"Awe…that's too bad. I really liked having sex there"

"I just liked to steal her tech guns…HOW WILL I MESS WITH SCARLET NOW!" The huntress yelled in frustration as Marvell observed her friend slowly standing up with fury in her heart.

"Oh…somebody is gonna fucking pay for this…that base had technology for killing Acnologia in two shots! AND ALL MY NUKACOLA!" she shouted before mumbling to herself. "Now…who would know of what happened…maybe Hancock" the woman muttered as she hit the controls to move the viewscreen toward the abandoned and crumbling ruins of downtown Boston.

Some buildings had collapsed and fallen across roadways, clogging them with rubble and steel while rusting cars lay abandoned…some with the bleached skeletons of the dead inside. Vines were climbing up some structures as the view passed over a collapsed hi-way that had whole sections fall to the earth.

"What happened to this world?" Makarov asked the woman as his children continued to study the ruins of the large city as a storm flashed in the far distance.

"Nuclear War. They think the Chinese struck first but nobody really knows for sure. All they know it only lasted twenty four hours and killed most of humanity. It would be like taking a piece of the sun and putting it in a bomb and unleashing it in a city. It's not a weapon to use lightly" McGarden told them all before briefly pausing.

"She is correct. While peaceful use of nuclear energy can be quite beneficial to humanity, the weapons developed can be truly devasting to mortals. Millions can be consumed in a single detonation. Mortal, have you taken that technology to your world?"

"Just limited, squad based weapons. We didn't really see the point in building nukes when we had access to the Hammer of Dawn Technology and Ethernano" Marvell butted in before her blue haired team-mate continued.

"Those weapons ruined the planet for centuries. The radiation caused horrible mutations in animal, human, and plant life. It was only until some of us managed to turn on the purge system this past winter that we set this world on the path to recovery" She told them all as the view screen started to close in on a street near a walled community.

On one side huddled behind some ruined and burned out vehicles were several horribly scarred men, some of them missing patches of flesh or noses as a single one stood up in a flamboyant red coat and tri point hat. Firing a trio of laser blasts, they sizzled through the air at his target before he ducked back down.

Across the street in a ruined apartment building of four stories, several large and green skinned creatures returned fire with laser and gunfire, trying to kill the scarred men taking cover where they could. They were all grotesque, wearing patchwork armor…and some of it included human skulls and bones as they snarled and taunted the men they were trying to kill.

'WHAT ARE THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS!?" Bisca cried out as she shielded her daughter's eyes once more from the violence.

"Super mutants…and looks like Hancock is a jam" Sam observed as she stood up and grabbed her lancer rifle, moving over toward her slightly crazy friend.

"Need backup?"

"Probably" McGarden told the soldier as she scooped up her own machine gun as she hit the controls to activate a breech. "No time to armor up, Sam! Let's kill those green fucks and find out what caused that crater!" she yelled before jumping through onto the half caved in roof of the structure with her friend.

"Is she really going to fight those things!?" Levy asked in fear as the two women took cover near an opened doorway on the roof that led downstairs.

"It's not the first time she has. Your just lucky we killed 'The Swan' already" Alberona told them all as Freed looked at the twin lush in confusion.

"The Swan?"

"Super Mutant Behemoth that wore a swan carriage on its head and carried a ship anchor for a weapon. Bout half the size of a Corpser if I recall" Knightwalker informed them all. "Now be quiet, I wanna see them kill some monsters"

With that said, the mages complied with Knightwalker's request because to be honest, they were a little curious to see what happened.

"I just hope they don't get killed" Mira said softly as her sister nodded in agreement.

"Sure…they may be…a little brutal with their methods, but it's very understandable with the history of their world. Just the fact that Knightwalker managed to make a few friends with some of them means they can't be all bad…" she told herself before finally setting her gaze on the shimmering wall that gave a view to a very different world.

Sam led the way down the staircase, her lancer at the ready while Levy kept a reasonable distance. There was very little cover at the first landing being that the entire stairwell was open to the elements. Stopping at the corner, the brunette waited a moment as grunts and snarls were heard nearby. Leaning out, she gave a quick glance down the next staircase.

Two of the mutant's were reloading at some broken windows, their weapons deadly to most as their gnarled hands worked the proper motions even as a few stray rounds peppered the walls around them from the ghouls outside.

Giving some quick hang signals to Levy, both women sprung around the corner as they both fired a few small bursts at their targets.

The first mutant's head snapped back, five bullets making a mushy and bloody mess out of its brainpan as gore splattered the wall nearby. Levy's own burst was off center, ravaging the left arm of the remaining mutant as it roared in pain from the shattering of its arm bones. Dropping its rifle, the larger monster tried to stand tall as the gun battle raged outside the building.

"GAH! STOOPID HUMANS! I EAT YOU!" It bellowed as Sam started to run forward, her lancer chainsaw already spinning with intended death.

"NOT FUCKING LIKELY! NOW FUCKING DIE!" She yelled in absolute hate at the creature she regarded as just another version of locust. Plunging the chainsaw into its wide shoulder, green flesh tore and shredded as blood and gore flew against the woman's simple shirt. Squinting her eyes, specks of blood and bone chips covered her left cheek as she continued to carve downward through rupturing organs.

"Oh man…that's pretty gross…" Grey said quietly as he watched the woman get covered with a slight coat of viscera and blood.

"Y..yeah…" Laki gulped, just thanking the heavens it was against a monster and not a human. She didn't think she could stomach that.

"Come on, we still have to clear the rest of the building" Sam ordered as Levy moved ahead toward the next stairwell. Heavy boots crunching against old glass laying on the rotting wood and faded carpet, they moved from the mostly collapsed hallway downward.

Staying low, Levy led the way toward the next landing in the building, its shadows insidious as shafts of light struggled to break through cracks in the ceiling. Checking her corners, the woman gave a small smile as the mutants on this floor continued to fire, not noticing their presence at all. One was crouching down at a window right in front of the woman, its bulk barely protecting it as a few laser blasts pulverized some brick around its head.

Aiming down her sights, Levy pulled the trigger as the walls around her flashed and jumped with spent casings. The mutant immediately bucked and spasmed, the large rounds tearing into its back as crimson coated the floor around it. Both of them ran forward toward the tiny T-intersection of the hallway, each taking a wall as bullets and laser blasts started to fly.

"Well…they know we're here now!" Sam shouted as she leaned out and fired a quick burst, hitting one of the creatures in the kneecap as it exploded. There was one more behind it, but she didn't wait as she ducked back out of danger along the right corner.

"NO SHIT! SAM!" Levy shouted out as she took to one knee and braced the machine gun against her shoulder as she aimed down the hallway. The woman immediately trusted Sam to cover her as she fired, a chattering of brass casings falling to the floor as she sprayed the hallway to the left with deadly lead.

The first mutant grunted as the flashing projectiles shattered the torso around its heart, sealing its fate as Levy kept up the pressure, her arms rattling from the force. The second mutant behind the first had its teeth shattered, a horrible splintering as the laser rifle flew from its hands.

"OH MAN! RIGHT IN THE MEAT BASKET!" Levy yelled over the gunfire as laser blasts flew past her face. Smelling the singe of her hair burning, the scientist glared as Sam killed the last one on the right with deadly force.

"DIE HOOMAN!" The last mutant yelled as the smell of ozone flickered in the hallway from its raging laser rifle.

Running forward in a low crouch, Levy charged at the monster almost three feet taller than her as the bayonet glistened off a stray shaft of light through one of the windows.

"FUCKING SINGE MY HAIR YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" She screamed as the woman closed the distance…right before plunging the sharpened blade right into its guts. "RRAAGHHH!" the woman howled as blood spilt onto her clothes and face, dripping like hell while lifting the nightmarish mutant over her head. Flinging it behind her as it landed with a heavy thud on the floor, blood and gore splashed as the heavily wounded mutant tried to crawl away.

"YEAARGH!" McGarden screamed as she quickly turned and plunged the blade into the spine of her fallen foe. Twisting with hatred and rage, she dragged the blade to side as muscle and skin ripped, splashing her pants with more gore.

"HOLY CRAP!" Gajeel yelled as he watched the double of his team-mate bayonet a mutant to death…with no mercy as gore streaked her facial features.

"McGarden…gets mad if somebody messes with her hair, especially with monsters she has no issue killing. But! That's why my team is awesome!" Marvell said happily as her younger double shivered slightly.

"Did she have to be so…brutal about it?" Erza asked the visitors in the room as the second Happy jumped off of Natsumi's lap.

"AYE! Levy is great at making bad things die!"

"Got that right, cat" Knightwalker agreed as the whole guild went back to watching the events unfold in this war blasted universe.

"A very brutal group of mortals…" the deity thought as he glanced around the room. "It is fortunate they see the mages here on friendly terms. I just wonder if I can learn anything from them? After all, I am a celestial being" it thought before turning his attention back to the two women.

"Phew. Sure, got that one good" Sam let out with a chuckle, her face still covered with some blood as she wiped it away. Cocking an ear as the battle continued to snap and rage outside, the woman reloaded as Hancock's followers fired from their line behind the ruins of cars across the street.

"OH SWEET!" Levy cheered out as she held up a large egg shaped metal object with small fins as she grinned at Sam. It had been in a small crate by a gaping hole in the wall…just feet away from the dead mutant bodies as blood and viscera covered the floor.

"No…don't you fucking do it Levy!" the brunette raged as the scarred woman smirked.

"GET READY TO RUN, SAM!" she shouted out before hitting the time delayed firing primer on the back. Tossing it behind her, the woman started to run down the hallway as Sam turned toward one of the gaping holes in the wall.

"YOU FUCKING CRAZY BITCH!" She yelled as both of them jumped out of the half ruined building toward the staccato of laser and screaming gunfire of the street below. Barely clearing the third floor, the two women barely had time to blink as a thunderclap of noise shattered the air behind them.

'BBBBOOOOMMMM!'

The small yield nuclear device exploded in the blink of an eye, its roiling fire reaching upward as the nightmarish flames washed down the hallways of the building, consuming all of the mutants in nuclear fire. The blast picked up the two women, flinging them on a wave of flame toward a ruined car in the middle of the road as they landed hard with a groan against the rusted metal.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Natsu yelled, wondering how such a small thing made such a big explosion. Even now, the building was starting to collapse in on itself as the two women groaned, sliding down the car side as flames raged nearby.

"Small yield nuclear bomb. It's what we used to kill Acnologia…just think of that blowing up inside a dragon's head. It…was messy. Dragon guts all over the beach at Tenrou…nasty" Marvell told the guild who gulped.

"I…I guess that would work…" Juvia whispered, remembering the terror of that horrible dragon from Tenrou.

"Still. To think they already managed to take down that beast" Makarov said softly as his children studied the strangers one more.

"It's very effective. But it works best if you can fire a missile down that bastard's throat. His scales…probably could withstand it, at least a few hits anyway" Alberona told them all as Natsumi jumped up with a big grin.

"THAT'S WHAT I DID! I FIRED THE FIRST MISSLE THAT BLEW UP ACNOLOGIA'S HEAD! THEN WE DID IT AGAIN IN MY UNIVERSE THE FOLLOWING WEEK!" She yelled while giving a thumbs up to Natsu as her chest bounced from the action.

"Dammit! They make beating that horrible dragon sound so...EASY!" the dragon slayer raged inside as he turned his attention back to the two women that were picking themselves up as the strange, scarred men approached.

"What happened to those men? Their skin and scars are horrible…" Laki asked Knightwalker who was still sitting at the bar.

"They're ghouls. Not Feral's though. Essentially when the bombs dropped, some human's took far too much radiation and lost hair, facial features…and their skin cracked. But they still managed to keep their humanity and intelligence"

"And what are ferals like?" Lucy asked while she glanced at Sam and McGarden slowly stepped away from the ruined car.

"They'll try to rip your flesh off and eat you. At least they're better than the deathclaws…" she finished at Lucy gave an audible gulp.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE DEATHCLAWS!?" she internally panicked before turning her sight to the technology powered view-scape.

The man in the red coat and tri-point hat was standing near the two women, a grin on his scarred lips and noseless face as he cradled a laser rifle in his hands. More of his men were standing nearby, standing at the ready if they needed to attack as the wind blew a light whistle through the broken city.

"Levy baby! What's happening? You too Sam" The man said joyfully as his trench coat fluttered.

"Hancock! Your looking good. Did you get a new coat?" Levy smiled back as bloody smears and dust covered her skin and clothes. Puffing out his chest, the leader of Good Neighbor gave a quick nod.

"You dig my new threads? Yeah, it's pretty fancy. But…I'm sure you didn't just drop by to admire my jacket. After all…its not often you just set off a mini-nuke in my territory…even if it was a big help"

"Your right. Levy's lab is gone. Know anything about it?" Sam asked the man as she held her rifle in a relaxed manner near the destroyed car.

"Yeah…that day was crazy, baby. No doubt. At first I thought you were killed during that whole shit storm"

"So what happened?" The shorter woman asked as the group started to move to toward the man's town a block away, their path marred by rubble and broken steel of fallen buildings in the road.

"So get this. That day, some weird cats rolled into downtown Boston. Like…really weird from the rumors. Two of them were pretty normal looking, two guys with black hair. I think one was Rombert? Nah..Romi? Ah, who cares?" The man shrugged as a few stray rats scurried past in the gutter. "Anyway, the other two…were really fucking weird. One is said to be like your man, Natsu…but with like wings and shit and looking like a hot pile of shit on a dirt road. The other…well…folks around here say that guy was all stars…literally. But they ran around, just tearing shit up before heading to your base. But then…some fucking ship turned up in the sky which explains part of the moon missing now. That whole day was just messed up, ya dig?" the man finished as they stopped at a large gate bristling with laser and machine gun emplacements.

"Shit…sounds like those fucktards" Levy complained, wiping some of the blood away before clenching her fist. "FUCKING END! IT WAS THAT PIECE OF CRAP THAT RUINED MY BASE! PROBABLY JUST HAD A CANDY ASS SUCKFEST WITH ACNOLOGIA THAT USELESS GARBAGE!" The woman raged as Sam sighed.

"Levy, you know they did help the Fairy Tail in universe three three one two seven-six A. They aren't that bad…even if they are all idiots" as the shorter woman glanced at Sam, her eyes still flaring with fury.

"No Sam…I built that base with Natsu…it was my little sanctuary…and those fucks ruined it…" she said with ice in her voice before turning to Hancock. "Thanks for the info, Hancock. Any weapons you recover in that building are yours" the woman finished before turning and starting to walk down the road with Sam shrugging her shoulders before quickly following.

"Keep your head down, Levy! And keep it cool, baby!" Hancock finished before heading into his town with the rest of his surviving men.

Giving a farewell wave of her own, the two females started to walk down the road choked with rubble from some half collapsed stores, rusting vehicles and shattered glass that tinkled underfoot. The entire area was just a massive ruin, making the two women turn down a side street to bypass a ten story building that had fallen into the road, blocking it completely.

"Do you know who she is talking about, Knightwalker? And where are they going? She already found out who did it right?" Erza asked her Edolas counterpart who gave a sorrowful sigh.

"Yeah. It's this group of four consisting of E.N.D, Acnologia, Romeo, and a different Observer. They appeared in one of the first universes Scarlet ever helped out. They're assholes, but they did fight this invading demon army or something" she explained.

"Did…everybody survive?" Mira asked with a hint of worry.

"Well…nine thousand in Magnolia did die, but all the of the guild managed to pull through. And props to Natsu. He took our training regimen seriously and protected his three kids and two wives despite the scar now"

"I…I'M MARRIED THERE!?" the man shouted as the rest of the men slightly grumbled.

"Of course it's two wives…" Laxus slightly fumed as Natsumi jumped up with a big smile.

"THAT'S RIGHT! You married Erza and Juvia! And your babies are soooo cute! A son and two daughters! Ignus, Storm, and Tempest! So…adorable" the busty pinkette swooned as Juvia seemed to darken with depression….as Erza blushed once more.

"A…A son with Natsu!?" the knight gulped, missing the slightly annoyed glares from the other girls.

"Why? WHY NOT WITH GREY!?" The water mage yelled in sadness as she just learned of another her having children with Natsu.

"Honestly…he was a complete asshole there. Remember how Laxus used to be? He was like that…a complete fuckhead" Knightwalker told the guild before continuing. "And if I had to guess, these are the same guys I was with when I fought that hound monster…shitty, shitty day" The woman whispered, her eyes betraying some harsh memories before she cleared her vision of the nightmare dancing in her mind's eye.

The guild got suddenly quiet, remembering the fate of all those in that different guild before Marvell joined the conversation.

"As for your second question Erza, we don't know where Sam and Levy are going right now. As far as I know, she only had the one laboratory" the teenager shrugged with the simple explanation as the mages turned back to the two women walking in silence.

"Okay…I'll bite. Where the hell are we going, Lev?" Sam asked her shorter companion as her boots kicked over a rusting can, causing it to clatter and spin away underneath a rusting truck that had two bleached skeletons inside, one still wearing a hat as the cloudy sky loomed between the pockmarked and ruined buildings.

"The Shamrock Taphouse. I have a weapons vault there filled with alien tech" the woman said simply as they walked over a small rise in the road, eyeing the mostly intact building in the close distance.

"You…have a weapons vault. Filled with alien technology?"

"Obviously. After all, you bimbo's kept stealing my stuff from my lab so I had to secure all the technology I found"

"Oh, come on! We didn't take that much!" Sam shot back as they walked closer, their footsteps crunching down straggly weeds as they finally climbed the short steps a few minutes later.

"FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN MILLION JEWEL, SAM! THAT'S THE ACCUMULATED WORTH OF EVERYTHING YOU BITCHES HAVE STOLEN FROM ME!" The shorter woman accused as the brunette grinned.

"Ha! I thought it would be more! I bet Kngihtwalker and Erza were half of it!"

"THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!" Laki yelled in a stupor at how much these other women have wasted. Hearing a shushing sound from the others, the purple haired wood mage calmed down quickly to listen some more.

"SO WERE YOU! DON'T LAUGH IT OFF SO EASILY!" Levy barked with annoyance as the two walked toward the double doors before finally noticing the abundance of bodies around them. They laid twisted and broken, some with shattered legs and arms, others missing heads or large portions of their bodies. And it wasn't just humans. There were mutant's, their green skin buzzing with flies as a few Deathclaw corpses littered the ground as multiple weapon emplacements hummed and whirred.

"Facial pattern recognized. Levy McGarden and Samantha Bryne" A synthesized voice rang out as six laser gatlings targeted the two women. Hearing a soft click, the doors swung open, revealing two worker robots standing in the doorway as they cleaned and tidied the entrance-way.

"Not too shabby, Levy. Wasn't this place filled with some gang of rapists last time?" Sam asked as they walked down the cleaned and repaired staircase toward the kitchen. Everything around them was repaired, almost like it was brand new as a bartender robot stood sentinel behind the bar.

"Yeah, but then I thought…it's a pretty solid building and it would be a waste, you know?" The woman told her team-mate while they walked down a hall. Passing through some swinging doors into a kitchen that had shimmering appliances and other utensils, Levy walked up to a framed picture of herself and Natsu grinning near a metal cabinet set against the far wall. Swinging the frame, a high tech scanner immediately powered up as a wave of blue light washed over the shorter female's body.

"Scanning complete. Please state password for entrance" the computer asked as Levy lightly coughed.

"Gajeel is a dirty princess and wears pink bows"

"Password accepted. Welcome Levy" the voice finished as the cabinet slid to the side with a groan, revealing a heavy, blast door several feet thick as it swung open, revealing dozens of strange artifacts sitting on shelves with nametags and descriptions.

"WHAT KIND OF PASSWORD IS THAT!?" the dragon slayer yelled, glancing at Levy next to him as she tried to muffle a small giggle.

"WHO CARES YOU IDIOT! LOOK AT ALL THAT COOL STUFF!" Natsu shouted out as the guild gleaned the belongings of the crazed woman as Gajeel glared at the fire mage…but relented for now.

"I wonder what it all does?" Lucy asked as she watched Sam looking at a strange sphere that was glowing a soft pink as it hovered above a small base.

"That could be unknown, mortal. Not even I could guess the nature of all these devices" the celestial being told the mages as they watched the two in the weapons vault.

"I wouldn't touch that Sam. The guy I killed to get that was going to use it to blow up a star system" Levy told her friend who was moments away from touching the pink orb.

"…Good idea" she replied while withdrawing her hand, looking around some more. To it's left was a completely black gun, its surface dark like outer space as its reflective surface shimmered. "Black hole gun. Do not use on a planet" Sam read the placard before moving to another gun that shimmered with holy light nearby. "Anti-Fel gun…what does that mean?"

"Dunno. All I know is I can't replicate any of this stuff yet" Levy told her friend as she walked past a floating upside down triangle that was blood red before stopping at a shelf with eight small cubes that glowed a soft purple. Grabbing one, Levy slid it into a pocket while the nearby floor held a cooling fridge with the biohazard symbol on its surface.

"So…why the hell are we here?" Sam asked as she leaned against an empty wall.

"To get this cube. I still plan on finding a version of END and fucking killing him. I don't care if it's not the same one…that shit face needs to die. If only there was some way to kill every E.N.D in the multiverse" The female said coldly before waving her arm, indicating they were done in the room. Hearing the door hiss shut a few moments later, the two were standing in the kitchen as Sam gave an impish smirk.

"You know…we all know where your armory is now. I could raid it with a portal gun"

"I doubt it. The anti-portal field generator under this building prevents a breech from forming one hundred feet around it. All you would do is end up outside. And the password if voice activated to me specifically" she finished, smiling at the frustration of her friend as the two left the kitchen and restaurant.

"So…can any of that stuff be used for the war?"

"No. Not unless you want to blow up or eradicate all life on our world. Some of that stuff…is hundreds of years ahead of us that I will try to study at a later date. Luckily my cube had instructions" The woman finished as she pulled her portal gun free. Typing in co-ordinates, the spinning breech crackled and pulsed as the two females walked through.

Watching the two walk in, Observer stared at the two in mild shock. "She has something to deal with the Fel Etherious and doesn't even realize it! If she could replicate that technology in time... but their war with the locust will most likely put any breakthroughs on hold for the time being. But that could ensure the survival of countless millions from those creatures"

"Uh, McGarden? You still have…blood on you…" Levy told her twin who shrugged it off as she set her machine gun against a pillar.

"No worries. I'll probably get bloody again anyway" she replied as she walked over to the I.V.D. once more.

"YOU LOOK LIKE A NIGHTMARE FROM A HORROR MOVIE! I CAN SEE FLESH IN YOUR HAIR!" Evergreen shouted at the crimson and chunks of meat covering the woman.

"Meh" McGarden shrugged as she started to work some dials while Sam stood nearby, her arms crossed.

"Relax Evergreen. They'll clean up in a bit" Natsumi told the brunette as she petted Happy, the little cat purring with joy as he sat on her lap.

"Still…it's very disturbing…" Erza told the pinkette as her blush finally faded from the news of her with a son.

"Well…they were monsters they just killed so it's no big deal. I've been covered with blood too so it's pretty normal" Marvell told the knight simply as Carla the second nodded.

"That's right. Monsters should be slain without mercy"

"BEING COVERED WITH BLOOD IS NOT NORMAL!" Cana yelled at the two before taking another drink from her barrel…just as her double did the same with her own.

"Haha, you guys freak out too much!" McGarden told them all as she input a random number. Pushing a button, the I.V.D. view screen shimmered and shifted before showing a scene from the deepest hell.

The bodies of everybody laid scattered about in the ruisn of Magnolia as blood and gore splashed the roadways and rubble. The bisected form of Erza was staring lifelessly up at the sky, her entrails not connected to her legs ten feet away as her mother rested nearby, both arms missing as she lay face down. Barely twenty feet away was the head of Lucy, its decapitated form dragged with torn skin and sinew while her torso was slumped against a wall near the body of Laxus and Lisanna. Evergreen and Laki were dead as well, a hole blasted through the light haired brunette as blood trickled from her cracked lips.

The charred remains of Grey were hanging over a ruined pile of brick, the only recognizable trait was his guildmark as the disemboweled body of Levy was frozen in pain and horror nearby.

But it wasn't just Fairy Tail that laid dead. There was Lamia Scale, Blue Pegasus and even the shattered bodies of Sabertooth that lay everywhere, the sight of Yukino and Sorano dead side by side as they stared upwards at the falling rain hitting their lifeless faces.

And in the center of it all…was Mira, crying as she held onto Natsu's dead body while the corpses of Wendy, Carla, and Happy laid nearby in pools of blood. Her wails were piercing and mournful, cutting through the air as she held the dragon slayer, his chest a mess of ruptured organs and flesh.

"WWAAAAAHHHHHH! NATSU! LISANNA! ELFMAN! ERZA! EVERYBODY!" She wailed once more as her heavy tears mixed in with the falling rain. Her face was nothing but heartbreak and anguish, a smattering of suffering as three men stood nearby, two of them with bloody weapons.

"Oh…looks like we missed one. Major Vomo, Kariax. Kill her" Herman instructed as he kicked away the decapitated head of Elfman in disgust.

"No. I shall be the one to destroy her. Then this world will belong to me" END simply said as his twisted voice echoed from above as he hovered in the sky, his blackened skin a horrible tint as sharpened horns decorated his head. Wings like the devil sprouted from his back as the demon hovered lazily above the slaughter, his face a contorted grin of evil. Starting to power up a magical blast in his hands, the air shook and trembled the planet with his ultimate power.

"Such…fearsome power" Makarov said softly as he eyed the dead and felt the tremors from another universe away.

"Poor Mira…at least she'll be with her friends soon…" Laki whispered as the vibrations were felt…and grew stronger, shaking the guild as more cracks began to form in the walls from the surge across the realities.

"GAH! WHY DO THOSE GUYS KEEP KILLING US!" Grey yelled as he turned to McGarden and Sam. "THEY WIPED OUT A WHOLE OTHER GUILD EASILY! WHY ARE WE LOOKING AT THIS!"

"I know…Sam, you hit them after I kill the big guy" McGarden told her friend who nodded.

'If you go there mortal, you will die. Your magical power is nowhere close enough to destroy E.N.D. let alone those mercenaries. I will shut down your device to protect this universe, I will not risk a break in the walls of reality like last time"

"Yeah McGarden! You can't help them! And even if you could, only Mira is left now! It's too late for that world as much as it sucks!" Gajeel tried to reason with the woman who gave a bloody glare at the iron slayer.

"Don't tell me what I can and can't do…ever" She finished with a tone like the depths of the deepest hell before stepping into a fresh portal as Sam grabbed Marvell's bat and swung it over her shoulder.

"Holy crap! That glare…was like looking into the pits of the damned!" The dragon slayer shivered slightly as he glanced at Levy, the woman mortified and fearful of what will happen next.

"YOU! YOU CAN'T JUST LET YOUR FRIEND DIE!" Erza shouted at the brunette who shrugged and ignored the knight.

"Ten Seconds" she whispered as a breech formed above E.N.D who was still powering up a blast, savoring his victory over humanity as the guild continued to shake. It was only a hundred feet above him, and McGarden immediately fell through into the raining sky on a downward freefall.

Waving her hands forward, Levy didn't hesitate to activate her fearsome magic as thousands of simple sheets of paper formed around the flying demon. They were lightly fluttering and sowed confusion in the horrible cock-sucking creature that everybody hated.

"WHAT TH-!" He barely uttered as a complete sphere formed around him.

"PAPER SHREDDER SPHERE!" The falling female screamed in absolute hatred toward the winged creature as wind and water whipped her hair and stuck her shirt to her C-cup breasts. With that simple command, the thousands of sheets snapped toward E.N.D. in the blink of an eye, too fast for most to witness. Condensing into a tight ball, the demonic overlord had no chance to survive as his entire body came under attack. Slicing and carving, every inch of his being was separated from other portions as E.N.D. became nothing more than inch sized cubes of bloody flesh in a horrible instant as they started to fall toward the ground.

The rumbling of the guild immediately ceased with the death of E.N.D. but nobody could really notice that as many of the mages turned a sickly white from what they just witnessed.

Covering Asuka's eyes, Bisca watched with horrible fascination as the scarred woman killed that monster with effortless ease.

"She…killed him…so easily" Macao whispered as he kept a watch on the falling woman.

"Such…a horrible spell…" Makarov stuttered as he glanced at Alberona. "And if she is to be believed, that version of Cana can preform a similar casting of magic…such carnage they wield"

"Well…time to go" Sam said simply as she hefted the bat and summoned a fresh portal, not bothered by the sight in the slightest as she stepped through whistling a jaunty tune.

Emerging from the shimmering breech as it popped and hissed, Sam watched in amusement as the three men looked on in horror and disbelief of their lord dropping to the ground in a neat little cluster of dead flesh. Hundreds of little bloody chunks were near Herman and the others as Mira looked up at the strange woman, her tears still flowing.

"W…who are you?" She asked between choked sobs, her arms still holding the corpse of Natsu.

"Somebody that will kill these pig raping fucktards" Sam said evenly as she gripped the bat in her left hand, its metal form glistening in the rain as she held up her right index finger. Red magic sparked at the tip, glowing insanely bright as Mira had to blink heavily from the glow. The crackling of electricity danced along the palm, but the magic grew denser and more compact on the lone finger tip.

"MAJOR VOMO! KARIAX! KILL THAT WOMAN!" Herman screamed out in spitting fury as his fat rolls jiggled and wavered. Upon the command, the two men started to gather their own magic and ready their swords to kill this newcomer.

"Heh…Your already dead. LASER POINTER!" Sam shouted as rain plastered the hair to her head. Aiming at the two biggest threats, a straight and narrow beam of red light crossed the broken battlefield in mere moments. Hissing and crackling while rain was vaporized by the intense, localized heat, the attack was swept from the left of Kariax. Crossing his chest in a fraction of a second, the blazing laser beam then crossed Major Vomo's own torso as Sam finally ceased the attack that took less than two seconds to complete. Wiping the sweat from her brow, the brunette woman looked worn out from the spell casting while the two men just stood there.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? ATTACK AND KILL THEM!" Herman screamed once more…just as both men slid apart in opposite directions while their unholy screams filled the air.

"OH GOD! MY INTESTINES! I CAN SEE MY INTESTINES!" Vomo screamed in horrific pain as he tried to scoop them back into his body to no avail as his bloody legs separated and lay nearby. His hands were already bloody with ichor and viscera, his eyes a nightmare as Kariax was just screaming and screaming like a devil's banshee.

"By Mavis…I think I'm gonna be sick…" Grey said with a heavy gulp as the two men continued to scream and die horrible deaths.

"Why? They're bad guys. They deserve this" Marvell asked simply, not understanding why they were so squeamish.

"But…they're still people…" Wendy said softly as Knightwalker scoffed.

"No, they aren't. They're monsters like any locust, zombie, or flesh eating nightmare out there. You all see the bodies of your doubles, right? Well, those fucking sacks of useless dog shit deserve this. Hell, if it was up to me, I'd send them to the 'Walking Dead' universe to get eaten alive"

"And what if those men are the only ones to protect this world from a future threat?" Observer asked simply.

"Your kidding, right? They slaughtered everybody. Who knows how many more are dead we can't even see" Alberona said in mild confusion at the statement before turning her attention back to the view screen.

"Wh…what!?" Herman stuttered out as his personal guards were cut in half before his eyes. They were still screaming, but the blood was flowing so much that he knew their time was very short. Taking a cautionary step back, the man was fearful of this brunette woman as she started to walk forward past the mangled bodies of Hisui and Kagura.

"SUPERHERO LANDING!" Levy shouted as she finally reached the ground, landing on Herman with an intense blow as one of his legs broke from the force.

"AAAAHHHHH!" The fat man screamed as his legs bent the wrong way, the blue haired woman completely ignoring his pain as she walked past the crying Vomo. His motions were slower…the intestines dragged through the dirt and gravel as his slowly died.

"Yo Sam! Was that a new spell?" Levy asked happily as the taller woman nodded.

"Bet your sweet ass it is. Got the idea from DBZ. Does take a shit ton of my magic though. Probably could only cast it one more time in a pinch" she informed back as Herman continued to wail and cry near the pile of END chunks.

"Nice! So…who gets to finish off fuck-face?"

"Hmmm…Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

"Deal!" the blunette cheered out as they both got into a stance.

"One! Two! Three! Shoot!" the two women chanted as they struck their final pose…with Sam having scissors and Levy paper.

"Ha! I win, Lev! You should stop choosing paper!" the brunette finished before her grin faded. Walking forward, the two mercenaries had finally died, their life blood pooling in the rain.

"P…p…please! Mercy!" Herman begged as he tried to crawl backwards, Sam already at his feet.

"No…NOW BATTER UP!" The woman screamed as she brought the bat down on the man's head. A heavy crunch resonated through the falling rain, blood spilling from his eyes and the fresh wound on his forehead as he groaned and spluttered.

"N..ngh…st..stop…"

"YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD AND YOUR ALREADY DONE!" Sam yelled as she brought it down again…and again…and four more times to turn the cranium into a gore strewn and bloody paste as one of the eyes dangled from a loose socket. Knowing he was truly dead, Sam hefted the bloody baseball bat onto her shoulder before spitting on the corpse.

"Fucking useless trash" She finished before turning her attention to Mira. Walking toward the broken and crying woman, Levy and Sam looked down at her as the white haired barmaid looked up with unfathomable sadness.

"You should just kill me too…I lost everything…" The woman sniffled as the two women looked down at her in pity.

"Now…why would we do that?" Levy asked as she crouched down and looked at Mira who still held onto Natsu's still body.

"Because I lost him…He…he was going to take me out on our first date…and then that Herman read a book and END burst out of Natsu…he killed tens of millions in hours…" Mira sniffled as the rain fell a little faster among Magnolia's ruins.

"I see…Mira, how long ago did this all start?" Levy asked simply as the girl cried a some more, her tears spilling.

"Less than a day ago…END slaughtered whole countries in only fifteen hours…nobody could stop him"

"I see…THEN TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY!" Levy said happily as she stood up and looked over toward the dead bodies of the mercenaries, END, and Herman.

"Wh..what?" Mira stuttered as Levy started to walk in a circle, moving some bodies out of the twenty foot area. She was dragging the corpse of Juvia, setting the severed arm on her chest as Levy dragged her closer to Mira and Sam. Humming to herself, Levy made sure that only the bodies of the four genocidal madmen were in a twenty foot area.

"Come here you two, you can't be outside this when it activates" the scarred woman stated simply as Sam helped Mira to her feet. Joining Levy, the two watched as the S-class mage pulled the cube from a side pouch.

"You know…I may sound heartless here, but I'm kinda glad those guys got killed. Karma you know?" Laxus suggested as most of the Thunder Legion could only agree.

"What…is she planning to do? And what is that strange cube?" Cana asked her twin as many mages tried to forget the brutality the two women just displayed.

"Not sure…all I know is she took that from a racist alien shopkeeper"

"I just hope they can help that Mira…It's horrible she lost the man she loves like that" The busty barmaid whispered as she tried to not look at the broken body of Natsu laying in the rain. It was a horrible sight, and she hoped that nothing like that would befall them here.

'What is that?" Mira asked as Levy gave a knowing smile.

"This is a Temporal Reversal Bomb. Once activated, it will reverse time on this planet twenty four hours…except for this twenty foot area. All the destruction…the broken cities…all the life will return to how it was yesterday…including Natsu and all your friends"

"R...really?" Mira asked with a sniffle as she wiped the tears from her eyes.

"Yup…SO NOW FOR A TIME BOMB!" She yelled before hitting a small button on top. With that simple press, the cube started to pulse and spin, leaving the females hands as it started to float upwards. Casting a dome of energy around the three and the four corpses, the cube gave one more pulse of power before a massive beam shot upwards into the sky.

"HOLY CRAP!" Natsu shouted as the wave of purple energy started to flow across the raining sky, it effects just starting to be felt.

"LOOK!" Lisanna pointed as the guild stared at the broken bodies of Erza and Irene. Erza's legs were moving…slowly toward her destroyed body as other wounds started to mend. They reattached, skin and muscle stitching together as the same happened to countless others. Destroyed buildings were re-erecting themselves, broken glass reforming in windows as Magnolia started to repair itself over the next few minutes as the clouds broke away to reveal beams of sunshine.

"Mortal's should not have access to such technology…if this were to fall in the wrong hands…" the celestial uttered, but nobody was paying attention as the arm of Juvia re-attached outside the purple dome. Then the decapitated head of Elfman and the horrible wounds of Laxus and his team. Natsu's chest was next, the bone and sinew fixing and reattaching while trees and other life returned.

"This is…amazing…" Mira said in awestruck wonder as she turned to her saviors…only to find them flinging the dead bodies into a pile as the cube gave one final pulse. Burning itself out, the strange device smoked and charred, falling to the ground as the purple energy completely dissipated.

"Let's send these assholes outta here" Levy finished as she pointed the portal gun at the four corpses. A short beam activated the breech, sending all four tumbling to an unknown location as the first mages started to stir.

Sitting up with a started gasp, Erza looked down at her legs in wonder…then her hands. Turning to her mother with wide eyes, she had untold questions.

"Mom? Did…did I die?" I remember…" the knight shook slightly as Irene nodded.

"I…I don't know how we're back…" she told her pride and joy while looking around the city of Magnolia…and all the people looking around in confusion.

"WHERE'S END! I'LL KILL HIM FOR WHAT HE DID!" Natsu yelled in rage as Mira slowly approached, her eyes misting before closing the distance in a flash.

"He's gone, Natsu…he's gone…and your back" She said with tears of joy before kissing the man fully, surprising many in the guild and beyond.

"AH! MIRA'S KISSING NATSU!" Happy panicked as the bar maid smiled between the small kisses she gave. Turning toward the two, her eyes were puffy as her voice cracked.

"Thank you…thank you so much"

"Glad to help. But we're ducking out now. Just promise me you'll love that idiot…and never let go" Levy smiled as she activated another portal, walking through as Sam gave a small thumbs up.

"And if other girls try to take your man, just remember you can be queen of a harem!" the brunette finished before walking through the spinning vortex, leaving the stunned men and women in their wake.

Walking into the hall, the mages looked at the two women in unease as they were covered in blood and gore…grime and ash while Marvell's bat seemed to scream with blood and chunks of flesh covering its end.

"AND BOOM! THAT IS HOW IT'S FUCKING DONE!" McGarden yelled with glee as Marvell ran up to Sam.

"OH WOW! THAT WAS SOO COOL SAM! YOU BEAT THAT BAD GUY INTO USELESS MEAT!" the younger girl cheered as she took back her baseball bat in wonderment.

"Sure did, kid" the elder said as they turned to the image from another universe. Mira was now kissing Natsu again, her tears flowing as the man just blushed from the unexpected lip-lock as the scarred Levy walked over and shut down the I.V.D, ceasing the image as the woman sighed.

"Make no mistake with me. I'm a fucking monster. I kill monsters and bad guys with zero mercy. Rapists, genocidal madmen…cannibals and all sorts of horrors. I'll kill them all. And if I can't, I'll find a way to destroy them" McGarden glared at them all with smears of blood on her face as her eyes scanned the room.

"You surprised me, mortal. I was certain you would be killed by that creature" Observer told the woman as the guild continued looking at the two.

"Holy crap that was bloody. I mean we know they fight wars and stuff, but damn" Elfman said from his table at the scarred woman that stood there, her busty chest soaked with blood and grime as some of the women cringed.

"Did…did you have to beat him with the baseball bat?" Wendy asked as her twin kept cleaning off the gore.

"Obviously. Herman deserved to die" Sam told the young slayer with utmost confidence in her actions.

"Yo…you just saved an entire world…all because Cana told you of that watermelon thing" Levy admired as her twin nodded.

"Yeah…I guess Cana did have a helping hand with that. I'm just glad we got there in time to use the cube. Too bad it's useless on my world" She replied with a hint of sorrow while dragging a hand through her blue hair…which came away sticky and bloody. "Ew…I'm taking a shower…" she stated before pulling her portal gun free and walking through, Sam tagging along as she too, needed a good cleaning. The breech closed, leaving the guild in silence as Marvell started to clean her bat of the blood and brain matter at a table.

"Such…brutal tactics" Makarov said of the two as Mira spoke up. "But…they stopped END and those horrible men…and… "A MIRA AND NATSU UNIVERSE! YESS! I just hope it stays that way!" She mentally pumped her fist in joy at finally seeing her and Natsu end up together, completely missing the glares some of the other girls gave the barmaid.

"Okay…I think that's enough viewing other universes for today. How about we just hang out and have fun instead? Maybe tomorrow I can show you my home and maybe Sam's?' Natsumi suggested as Knightwalker jumped up, horror on her face.

"OH NO! I FORGOT! DAMMIT!" She cursed before running toward the backpack they had brought with. Reaching in, she flung a few things out before finding what she needed. Two cake sized boxes with white decorations were in her hands as well as a folded shirt as she moved back over to Erza's table.

"Scarlet told me not fight you in some insane battle because to be honest, it might escalate and we would maim each other. But! She suggested this!" the huntress exclaimed while opening each box in turn. Inside the first was a strawberry cheesecake that almost glowed with divinity while the second had one that was distinctly lime. "These are from the heavenly cheesecake universe…they are divine in taste and…I can't describe it accurately"

"That…looks delicious…" Erza commented as her chocolate eyes grew wide, her mouth slightly salivating as the previous universe was pushed to the back ground of their thoughts. Reaching a hand forward on automatic, it was slapped away as her Edolas counterpart closed the lids on both.

"Not so fast, red. We're having a contest"

"A contest?" Erza asked as the guild looked on, wondering what would transpire. "Whatever it is, I will win! I could…smell the heavenly deliciousness!"

"Yes. If you win, I'll dye my hair whatever color you choose for the remainder of our visit…and not get my lime cheesecake"

"And if you win?" Erza asked as Natsu glanced at his friend, her eyes betraying a hint of insanity for her beloved dessert.

Picking up the shirt, Knightwalker unfurled it as she presented it to the guild. It was white with big letters emblazoned across the front in scarlet letters, spelling out 'Property of Natsu'

"You have to wear this shirt until we leave! No exceptions! And you will not receive the strawberry cheesecake!"

"SUCH HARSH TERMS! But the cheesecake…I MUST HAVE IT!"

"HEY! ERZA ISN'T MY PROPERTY OR ANYBODY ELSES!" Natsu barked out, not bothering to hide his annoyance at the suggestion.

Smiling at her friend, Erza could understand why he would be so protective with such wording after her childhood. Setting a hand on his shoulder, she gave a small squeeze.

"It…Is okay Natsu. That part of my life is closed because you stood by me. Besides, we both know I will emerge victorious!" Erza declared as she stood taller and pointed a finger at the former commander. "Very well, Knightwalker! I accept your challenge!" the redhead said smugly at her table.

"So…um, how will you decide?" Lisanna asked as the soldier glanced her way.

"You choose"

"M…me?" Lisanna asked as she pointed to herself while the two Cana's drank, two engrossed in the emerging contest as they talked quietly.

"Sure. Think of it as a way to get back at my actions on Edolas"

"Oh…um…" "Think Lisanna! Something that's not fighting, but would be a little bit of revenge. A costume contest? No...they both look the same. Arm wrestling? No…they'd probably end up fighting. Mabye…"

"How about acting? I'm sure you never did that during your campaigns?" the younger sister suggested as Knightwalker silently cursed.

"Dammit…" she hissed out before relenting. "Fine…what's the subject?"

"ACT LIKE LUCY!" Bicslow yelled out, peaking the interest of several mages.

"OH! THAT'S GOOD! WALKER WILL HATE THAT!" Alberona said with a raised glass as her twin laughed.

"Knightwalker as Lucy! That will be hilarious!"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOU DRUNK!"

"AHHH! WHY DOES IT HALF TO BE MEEE!" the blonde wailed before slumping against a table, her hands covering her head as Erza stepped past.

"Very well. And to make it fair, we will have both Wendy's judge. Whoever has the highest score out of ten wins. After all, I have experience acting on stage." She said confidently while walking toward the elevated stage near the back.

"DID SHE FORGET HOW AWFUL SHE IS!" Most of the guild mentally raged as both Erza's were now standing several feet apart on the elevated platform.

"Okay Wendy. We just base it on ten points. The highest wins. You take Knightwalker and I take your Erza to remove the favoritism" Marvell instructed as both Carla's sighed. This could be horrible.

"GO ERZA! GET THAT CAKE!" Laki cheered as Natsumi stood up, her chest bouncing once more.

"THAT LIME DESSERT IS YOUR'S KNIGHTWALKER!"

"What an odd turn of events…I will never understand these humans…" Observer said softly as Makarov cleared his throat, his short body standing on the bar.

"Alright. You both understand the rules?"

Receiving a nod from both women, the guild master raised his hand with a small smile. "While I don't approve of their methods, it does seem Knightwalker is better off with a few friends…even if they are insane. The fact she is holding a friendly contest is proof of that"

"BEGIN!" he shouted as the guild started to cheer them both on.

Looking out at the audience, Erza's confidence immediately shrank once she was on stage. Distinctly remembering her failure at that play so long ago, the knight could only stand there and stutter as her face turned red.

"I…I…I…I…"

Smirking as her opponent froze up, the huntress conclude she had this in the bag. Drawing all the knowledge of Lucy she gleaned from Sam, the woman was confident.

"Hi! I'm Lucy! I have big tits and give free B.J's at the train station!"

"I DON'T DO THAT! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT IDEA!?" The blonde roared out as Bisca covered Asuka's ears once more.

"That's what Sam told me! Now let me continue!"

"I…I'm…I'm…Lu…lu…lu…"

"My name is blondie mcfat-tits and I like getting free stuff because of my body!"

"I DON'T DO THAT EITHER!"

"They're both horrible…" Evergreen observed as the guild teased and joked, the Cana's laughing at the two Erza's expense.

"Wendy…have you decided on a score?" Marvell asked her younger self.

"Well…I don't want to be mean…but I can't give any points to Knightwalker"

"Same here…Erza should not be on stage. Alright" the teenager groaned while writing a big zero on her placard. Wendy did the same as both girls stood up.

"Heh…I'm so gonna win" the huntress declared as Erza forgot her stage fright.

"No...that cheesecake will be mine!"

"YOU BOTH LOST! IT WAS ALMOST PAINFUL TO WATCH!" Marvell declared as both women staggered, seemingly hit by imaginary arrows.

"Wait…if they both lose…then that means…ERZA! DYE KNIGHTWALKER'S HAIR LIKE MINE!" Lisanna yelled out, smiling evilly to herself.

"NOO! NOT LIKE THE DEMON'S! the huntress wailed while grasping her head and sinking to her knees on the stage.

"WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING! I HAVE TO WEAR THAT SHIRT!" Erza snapped back as Natsumi brought magical hair dye and the mentioned clothing to the stage with an impish smile and beaming eyes.

"Ahhh! Dammit!" both women shouted out as the bet came into play. Using her re-equip, Erza was wearing the article of clothing that hugged her large breasts tightly while her cheeks heated. She could feel it's tightness on her busom…but was thankful the words hid any emerging nubs from perverted eyes. Glancing at Natsu, she could see her friend blushing mildly while his eyes told his disapproval.

"At least I won't fall alone…" she told her double while scooping up the magic dye. Activating it, she pointed it at Kngihtwalke'rs head as her hair turned white like Mira's and her siblings.

"AHHH! IT'S HORRIBLE!" Happy shouted while flying in a panic along with Natsu.

"DID SHE JUST COMBINE THE POWERS OF ERZA AND MIRA!" Natsu yelled along with his buddy before Natsumi bopped them on the head.

"Calm down! It's just a little hair coloring!" the busty woman scolded as the two Erza's slumped off the stage, defeat in their eyes.

"Too bad you two! Guess I'll enjoy both of these!" Marvell teased as she kept the two boxes on the table near her.

Eyes twitching, both women glanced at each other, communicating on a small level despite the differences in their lives and actions.

"GIVE ME THAT CAKE!" both yelled in righteous fury as Marvell barely rolled out of the way.

"GAHH! CRAZY WOMEN!" the girl yelled in her dodge.

Coming up near Laxus and the thunder legion, the fifteen year old was not surprised to see both of them tearing the boxes open to get the desserts.

"Like rabid animals…" Freed told them all as both women produced forks from seemingly nowhere. Digging in, both Erza's brought a small piece toward their mouths before enveloping it in blissful joy. Chewing in almost an identical manner despite one having white hair, they exuberated serenity as they soon swallowed.

"Heavenly…." Both whispered before continuing their pleasant meal.

Leaning toward Cana, Alberona was smiling as everybody stared at the very odd sight.

"Weird right? They act exactly the same when it comes to dessert"

"I know…" Cana agreed as the sun started to set outside, giving a hint of coming darkness as the guild stopped showing interest in the two women who were surprisingly chatting and having short bouts of laughter between bites.

"So…um…I don't mean to pry. But…you lost it right? Your leg?" Cana asked her double that gave a curt nod. Turning back to the bar, Alberona was relieved to see most of the guild off in their own conversations at the moment.

"Yeah…I don't remember much. Just…pain and how certain I was that I would die. I passed out when Natsu burned it shut to stop the bleeding…but I can remember the smell. I…don't like talking about it" she stated softly as the other brunette nodded.

"Okay…sorry"

"It's alright. Just don't bring it up again, please"

Nodding, Cana took a deep pull from her barrel as she glanced over to Natsu who was surprisingly talking with Natsumi about the best meats to eat.

"Would he be able to do that if it happened to me? By all the magic…some of these things we hear about are just ghastly…" She thought before a popping was heard across the hall. Turning her attention, the guild saw the portal form as Levy and Sam stepped through with clean clothes and smiles on their faces.

"How long have they been gone? Two…three hours?"

"Ahh! That was some great sex with Natsu! Thanks for the help, Sam!" McGarden complimented as she slapped her friends back.

"No problem. He gave it to us good. Great stress relief"

"AHHH! DON'T JUST SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!" Levy shouted with a heavy blush at how crude and forthcoming her double was.

"She's insane! Fighting! Killing monsters and time bombs! Deadly magic! And now she just waltzes in here bragging about…that! What is with her and her big boobs! That must be it…made her crazy…" Levy reasoned as Gajeel glared at the busty scientist.

"I really don't like hearing that…"

"Oh! Did you two manage to snag Natsu for a bit?" Natsumi asked as her male counterpart blushed from what they were talking about.

"MAN! NOT AGAIN! WHAT IS WITH WOMEN!"

"Yup! Shower sex is great! But then that damn Mira showed up, wanting some…" Sam grumbled while crossing her arms over her chest.

"Too bad. I like having sex with Mira and Natsu" Natsumi giggled as the mentioned woman almost tripped while walking by, her face going beet red.

"STOP SAYING UNMANLY THINGS ABOUT MIRA!" Elfman roared at the women…who promptly ignored his ramblings as they moved into the hall.

Groaning loudly, Marvell planted her face into the table as both Carla's, Lucy and her younger self sat there with Laki.

"Is…is this a normal conversation with them?" Laki whispered as Wendy tried to ignore it all.

"Unfortunately, yes. And it's worse on some days. Sam will read porn magazines in the hall. Knightwalker steals Erza's smut novels…they brag about how long they lasted…or how hard it was…ughhh" Marvell groaned again as the other girls blushed at the topic.

"It is true. While they have helped Marvell increase her confidence and strength, they also have exposed her to…adult things. Some too early for my tastes" the second Carla told the others as Observer walked past, heading toward McGarden as she joked and teased her blushing twin.

"Mortal. I have a question that has been bothering me"

"Hmmm? Alright, ask away"

"You go and interfere with timelines, saving individuals…or whole worlds as we witnessed. Have you not met any allies to help you with your locust threat? Surely you could defeat them easily with the help of others"

Letting out a sigh, McGarden sat down next to her twin as Jet and Droy looked on from the other side of the table. Hearing the dying down of conversation, the guild was looking at her, waiting to hear her reasoning.

"The simple answer is that most versions of ourselves just…couldn't handle the bloodshed and killing. Oh, I'm sure they could learn to wield rifles and drive tanks just like ours did, but training for war and actually fighting in one are completely different things" She paused before looking at her double then glancing back.

"I mean…just look at me. Look at how unbelievably brutal I am when I fight. That is the kind of mindset any of you would need to fight the locust…or many other versions. There is no room for mercy or softness against those creatures. Every battle and skirmish with them is to the death" She paused once more while leaning back, her back pressed against the wooden table. "Not to dispute that there aren't strong beings out there. I'm sure there are some that could end the war in a day…but there would probably be a price. Say we enlisted that END during that contest thing? He probably could kill them all…and want to rule our world with an iron fist. And none of us would accept that"

"So…you would rather die than accept help?" Kinana asked from behind the bar as she wiped it down.

"It's just…we don't want others to become like us if we can help it. Your universe is so peaceful and nice. How could we ever ask any of you to come and fight for us…to possible bleed or lose limbs…to die. Because I promise you, some of you wouldn't come back. And for what? For some versions of Fairy Tail that are killers and half crazed with mind numbing nightmares?" She paused before glancing at Gajeel.

"You know…I was exactly like your Levy once. Quiet…a little shy and just loved to read books. But then I watched Droy get his head caved in by a locust boot…and Jet died from his wounds later. I had nightmares for weeks…and how would you all feel if that happened to your Levy?"

"Horrible…we would be so sad…" Happy whispered as Marvell nodded from her table.

"Exactly. And what if it was Natsu? Or Erza or Juvia that died too? Your guild would have to completely transform itself into hardened killers…to prepare to die every time you faced them" the girl paused with a heavy stare as her fist clenched. "I'm behind the front lines…but I've dug bullets and shrapnel out of people…tried to mend shredded intestines of a screaming child as Reavers raked the streets with gunfire outside. Cut off limbs that were too mangled and damaged for even my magic to attempt to repair. That is what your Wendy would be doing as blood coats her hands. I have saved hundreds of lives, but not everybody survives…and the guilt stays with you"

"Surely there are some realities that can help you?" Makarov asked from his stool at the bar.

"In a manner of speaking there are" Sam told the short man as she leaned against a pillar near her white haired best friend.

"Such as?" Erza asked as her breasts strained her new shirt, much to her embarrassment.

"The sex slave universe for one. They've managed to pretty much wrest control from the men across the planet months ago so aside from small rebellions of males, they can help us. Maybe not with soldiers, but munitions and raw materials from their factories. Hisui will probably be talking with them in a few days"

"That's right! And my universe will be providing food and medicine. After all, you can't fight if you're sick or hungry!"

"I think I understand…you are just very selective with your allies, fearing that you would cause too much damage to other realities because of your own conflict"

"Pretty much. I mean, who in their right mind would want to fight those genocidal monsters? I know I don't. I have so many horrible memories and don't want others to experience that kind of hell. Plus…what if the locust threat spread to this world because of you helping us? It would be our fault and we can't accept bringing that to this world or any others" Alberona told the star creature who gave a nod, his answer satisfied for now as the night stars came out.

"Alright…SO WHO WANT'S TO DRINK!" McGarden yelled loudly as she ran up to both Cana's before climbing onto a bar stool. "Come on, last one standing is the weakest drinker!"

"YOUR ON!" both lushes yelled as they signaled for some shots.

"HEY! DON'T LEAVE US OUT!" Natsumi shouted as she ran over with Knightwalker and Sam.

"Uh oh…" the second Happy uttered as Mira served all the women drinks at the bar.

"She really does drink like Cana…" Levy whispered as her twin chugged a whole beer with the two brunettes cheering her on. And almost like magic, more alcohol appeared before them all.

"ALRIGHT! DRINK LEVY, DRINK!" Bicslow shouted in encouragement at the woman from his own group of friends.

"MARVELL! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" Sam ordered before taking a shot of rum, her grin infectious as Levy and the two Cana's downed two shots each, already in the throes of competition.

"I'm not drinking with you Sam!"

"Stop saying stupid things and pull up a chair" the brunette ordered her protégé as the girl sat between her and the white haired Knightwalker with a small grumble.

"You're not going to spike my soda again, are you?"

"Of course not…" both soldiers admitted awkwardly as Natsumi tossed back another drink while talking with Evergreen nearby.

"I don't think that other Wendy should be at the bar with those two…" Erza stated as she glanced down at the shirt once more. "I can't believe I'm wearing this…at least nobody made an issue of it…is comfortable fabric though" The woman reasoned as Natsu scowled, not liking his friend in such attire.

"Grey…you can get me that shirt…Juvia will be yours!" the rainwoman asked as she was slightly jealous of Erza. She would proudly wear it every day!

"No way!" The man shot back as Bisca and Alzack stood up from their table, the mother holding the sleeping Asuka in her arms as she gave a warm wave.

"We're heading home. Poor girl got tuckered out" The mom said warmly as she eyed the visitors. "Good thing too, the things these people say should not be heard by my little girl. I can't count how many times I covered her ears or eyes from their violence"

Heading into the night, the small family left the guild as the stars shone above, wondering what tomorrow would bring with the crazy visitors as laughter and the clinking of glasses were heard through several open windows in the calm city of Magnolia…

And that is done! I will begin work on part two right away! Don't know how many of you will like this or not, but dammit, I really enjoyed writing this! I had a blast killing END with Levy and using a time bomb! I just hope Unknown Legion enjoys it! But I'm sure some things won't be spot on. Anyway, I hope to get some decent reviews and feedback!

And I really hope to start a few short stories soon! A resident Evil 2/3 with Wendy the 'Last of Us' Natsu. Maybe I'll start one after I complete this?

Mira: So Erza…how's the shirt? *Jealous glare*

Erza: Surprisingly snug and comfortable. Words are still embarrassing though…

Mira: I…see. At least we saved a Nami universe…

Erza: A what?

Mira: NEVERMIND! *Hopes they have cute babies*

This is thehappy signing off!