Rated: T. 13 and above.

Crossovers: Fairy Tail and Danmachi.


At an inn...


"So," Riveria Ljos Alf huffed, naked and covered in sheets. "how was it?"

Natsu, who's also naked, thought about it. "You were great."

Riveria nodded, satisfied.

Despite being 99 years old, she has little to no experience with men. She just used the magazines found in Loki's room for reference. While it was a bit discouraging, it was understandable. She knew she wasn't the first person Natsu slept with. The Dragon S-Layer has many experiences under his belt. But she would be satisfied knowing two things. One, he said she was good. Meaning she wasn't terrible and she could improve. Two, she made him...you know...13 times. All in all, she was happy with this.

If only her entourage agreed.

Out of nowhere, Alicia kicked the door down. "How dare you!? Lady Riveria was fantastic! It's your skills that were lacking!"

Riveria shrieked as she tried to cover hers-elf some more while Natsu stared wide-eyed at their intruder.

"Alicia?! What the heck are you doing here-"

"Not so fast!" Erza burst out of the closet. "I'll have you know that Natsu is not lacking anything! I made sure he was properly trained!"

Alicia clicked her tongue. "Oh yeah!?"

"Of course!" Erza nodded. "I personally trained him myself. It's your princess that needs training."

Riveria covered her red face with her hands as Natsu wrapped his arm around her should in comfort.

"Erza!" He yelled. "What the heck are you saying you-"

"Insulting Princess Riveria is something I cannot stand for." The Gale, Ryuu Lion, said monotonously as she dropped from the ceiling.

"Ryuu! What are you doing here?!... Is it Thursday already?" He turned to Riveria. "Is it Thursday already?"

To her credit, Ryuu managed to keep her blush and embarrassment from stuttering her words. "Lady Riveria has done the best she could, she should be praised for her efforts, not discouraged."

Natsu awkwardly glanced at the level 6 mage, who was practically steaming. "Uh, I don't think-"

"Ufufufufu, you say some amusing things sometimes Ryuu." Freya laughed as she moved the painting out of the way, revealing the compartment behind it, and stepped into the candle-lit light. "As another of Natsu's lovers, you and I both know that Natsu could still go for, if not, double the round he went with the elven princess." She sat down on the chair Ottar, who followed her out of the painting, prepared for her.

Natsu blinked in confusion. "How the hell did you fit-"

"Lady Riveria's name shall not be tarnished! Even if it's from a goddess like you!" Lefiya from the doorway Alicia kicked down.

"Then don't insult Natsu!" Ray shouted as she flew in and opened the window.

"How many people were watching us?" Natsu's question went unanswered.

Mama Mia's head popped up from a trapdoor in the corner. "Keep it down! I have customers tonight!"

Hogni's head poked out from under the bed. "Are we getting pizza?" He turned to Natsu. "Are we getting pizza?"

"The only thing Natsu is getting is a boot to the face!" Loki screeched from Lefiya's right. Aiz nodding on the left.

Bell stepped out from the closet Erza broke. "Um, Sensei? Are we still training tomorrow?"

"Et Tu, Bell?" Natsu felt betrayed.

Zeref broke down the wall to the left. "NO ONE INSULTS MY BROTHER AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

Asterius broke the wall to the right. "FIGHT ME RIVAL!"

This was not how Natsu saw his evening go.

He gently rubbed Riveria's shoulders, whose expression was hidden from her bangs. "Are you alright?"

He didn't receive a response. Concerned, he called out to her again. "Riveria?"

He heard small mumbles from her and leaned in to try and hear better.

"...The flame will soon be released. Creeping war, unavoidable destruction-"

Natsu's eyes widened in panic.

Oh.

Oh f*ck no.

"-The horn of battle sounds aloud, the cruelty of conflict will envelop all-"

"Everybody run!" Natsu yelled.

"-Come, crimson flames, the ruthless inferno. You are the avatar of hellfire. Sweep completely, bring a close to the great war-"

Upon hearing that, everyone save Natsu turned tail, literally in Asterius's case, and ran like their life depended on it. In which this case it did.

"-Burn them through, Sword of Surtr-"

"Riveria," Natsu spoke slowly. "let's be reasonable."

"-My name is Alf."


Alfia, who was three miles away from Orario, on the porch of her and Natsu's home, was reading the newspaper and sipping tea when she felt the earth shake. Looking in the direction where it happened, she saw a plume of smoke rise up to the heavens.

"Heh." She went back to reading.