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Song used: Dethklok - Mermaider.
(Chapter 3): Cream Versus the Babylon Rogues
"This is Scarlett Garcia live in Koopa Turf, and tonight's report for Station Square, it would seem the Babylon Rogues have escaped Bowser's Dungeon, otherwise known as Prisoner's Land. Even more horrible news? They stole what appears to be what they call a Chaos Emerald." Replied a Human Reporter on the News, "It has a vibrant color and even more so, there may be copies, but to tell a difference between a Regular Chaos Emerald and a Luna Emerald, is that Luna Emeralds each contain a new power inside, such as Time Travel, Space Bending, Reality Morphing, Soul Linking, Power Surging, Better Intelligence, and Power linked Emotion. Further news..."
Vanilla looked worried as she was worried about Cream and Cheese and her home. As any regular citizen may know, Babylon was polluted and buried for their sins, and were best known for thieves. If anyone would have a wish to lose all their stuff, the Babylon Rogues would be PERFECT for them.
But of course, the face of worry faded as Cream was playing her new Guitar. A song called Sweet Child O Mine by Guns and Roses. Inside Cream's room, was a book left by Nack the Weasel, or Fang the Sniper. Something about magical ink hiding something inside a book, specifically, a book disguised as a Diary.
Cheese was listening to the song as he accidentally knocked over a cup of water on the book.
"Oh no!" Cream immediately placed her guitar on her bed and tried saving the Diary before Fang gets mad, that was if he ever came back. "Mr. Sniper is going to be so mad at me!"
It was then when the Diary was then morphing into something it concealed a long time ago... A Chaos Emerald.
"Oooooh." Cream marvelled at the sight. Surely anyone can turn Super by collecting all Seven Chaos Emeralds, but that's not the case anymore. A few things scattered across the Globe more than Station Square and the Mushroom Kingdom. Apparently, Nations beyond would have them treasured up inside a Glass Box until some thief like Nack, Rogue, the Babylon Rogues, Kamek, Wario, if not him, then Captain Syrup, or Waluigi in hopes of not getting blasted by General Hazel, but the list goes on from Eggman to the Deadly Six, and from Bowser Jr to Popple. There were a lot of villains in the Mario and Sonic Universes in the battles for Earth, but none of their might can hold up to Mario and Sonic and their huge bands of allies, especially when it came to the expanding universes.
Cream looked around... no one in sight but Cheese.
"Well, Cheese." Cream looked at her pet. "It looks like we found a Chaos Emerald! Looks like we have to keep it until Mister Sonic arrives! And it's a good thing Mister Fang is not coming back, right?"
"Chao! Chao!" Cheese cried out.
"Cream." Vanilla opened the door to her daughter's room. "It's time to go to bed, dear. Lights out."
"Okay, mommy." Cream smiled as she put her guitar away on a Guitar Stand, right next to her amplifier as she unplugged it. "Good night, Cheese. Good night, mommy."
Cream tucked in Cream in bed with her with Vanilla smiling and turning off the lights. Vanilla closed the door behind her as she left the room and went to her own bedroom to sleep.
It was until at least midnight where someone broke into the house. Cream and Cheese woke up, scared of the intruder as soon as they made a lot of noise in the kitchen, as if desperately looking for something.
"Ch - Ch - Ch - Chao Chao..." Cheese whimpered.
"I - It's okay, Cheese..." Cream held her pet in her arms. "It'll all be over... Mister Sonic will save us... or maybe Mister Mario..."
Inside the kitchen, was the Babylon Rogues... angrily scouting the kitchen for a valuable item.
"Psh!" Jet huffed. "You think these people who have good homes would have good things! They shouldn't be able to live in such fine property!"
"Who knows?" asked Wave. "We might even find a decent wedding ring..."
"We can't come back empty handed!" Storm crushed a cabinet with his hands. "How can we satisfy ourselves with just a ring?!"
"I'm sure the Chaos Emerald reader detected the Emerald here. We'll just have to check the rooms..." Wave smirked as she pointed to Cream's room.
Vanilla looked out the door as she woke up from the cabinet cracking. She looked horrified from the sight of thieves checking out her daughter's room first.
Cream saw through the door crack, and she was shivering, whimpering in fear. At this point, Cream was PRAYING for safety from this madness. Until...
The door was kicked open...
...
Not Cream's door...
The door to where the Babylon Rogues were...
"KING KOOPA'S BACK BABY!" Bowser fumed with his mouth full of gas and fire.
"So the fat turtle dragon is back for more!" Jet smirked. "Such a slow opponent... We'll just have to make quick work of you like last time."
"Not so fast, losers!" Bowser Jr arrived beside his dad. "Papa said he wants his Chaos Emerald back!"
"What makes you think we'll have to hand it over to you?!" asked Wave. "You and your dad are beaten by an overgrown mushroom man! Not to mention year after year!"
"At least we stayed relevant more than you!" Bowser Jr retaliated. "You're just back up on an Olympic Game!"
"Ooh wow!" Jet mocked the youngster. "Look at the Baby Bowser trying to fight! I would stay there if I was you!"
"Don't talk to my son like that! I believe you teenagers need to know your place!" Bowser blasted flames until there was no more of that wall.
After the fire crisped out from that wall, it would seem as if the birds of thievery had escaped. Until Bowser remembered how did they escape.
"Curse their ancient Babylonian Tools!" Bowser fumed. "If only I had Sonic's Guitar... Or at least the one he played with me on the Diamond Superstars Tour..."
Cream got the message and came out to Bowser Jr.
"E - Excuse me, Mister Bowser?" asked Cream.
"Ah yes... YOU!" Bowser looked down at Cream. "Gimme your guitar that Sonic gave you! I'll need it to destroy their Babylonian Rings and get back my Chaos Emerald! Only I can pkay that guitar with enough power to destroy tjeir stupid ancient machines!"
"Can you please let me help you?" asked Cream. "I've been practicing guitar, and I've been getting better at it!"
"YOU?! A guitarist?! Don't make me laugh, girl! You don't even look old enough to pluck a string!" Bowser huffed. "Give me your guitar! Now!"
Cream huffed in frustration. "Hmph! Take me with you or I won't help you!"
Cream wasn't really angry. Days ago, Mario taught Cream how to negotiate with Bowser on basically anything. And it meant acting angry or demanding of something and eventually, Bowser would have no choice.
"FINE!" Bowser barked. "But if you lose this! YOU OWE ME a new Chaos Emerald!"
"Deal!" Cream smiled as she skipped to her room and got out her guitar.
...
"Can't believe it!" Jet growled in his airship. " We almost got another one!"
"HEY! WORM BREATH!" Shouted Bowser from his Airship. "Gimme back my Chaos Emerald and we'll call it even, or face the wrath of my SUPERCHARGED ZERO FLAME!"
"OR WHAT, FATTY?! YOU COULDN'T HURT A FLY WITH A DEATH RAY TO THE PLANET!" Jet talked to the ship's microphone and laughed at Bowser as Bowser opened up a Stage on the deck which connected all of the Magikoopa's energy to him as Amplifiers surrounded Bowser with a Microphone.
There was also the Bowser Minions on the Drum Kits, with LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUMS! There was also Kamek as the Bass Player and Hammer Bro as the Backup Guitarist. Nd right on the top of the Captain's Deck, was Cream and her Guitar.
"Alright, little squirt!" Bowser told his army and Cream. "You're going to power me up with everything you got! Including you, Rabbit! You're powering me up with the music that burns me up more than Lava Pits! Heavy Metal! I'll do the singing and you will play for me! We're doing this for MY Chaos Emerald! Understood! And just so you know! If we all fall, it's that stupid Rabbit's fault! Now! PLAY FOR ME!"
The song began... as Cream, Hammer Bro, Kamek and the minions played a triple note unison. And then, Bowser sung his favorite Heavy Metal Song
(Bowser)
"There are no fingerprints deep underwater
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain"
And then Cream joined in the vibe of angry music as Bowser kept singing.
"You need your knives - check
Rope - check
Dagger - check
Chains - check
Rocks - check
Laser beams - check
Acid - check
Body bag - check"
The minions who weren't playing anything were bumping their heads to this head banger as the band members played the head banging part.
"Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider"
The cooldown part played as Cream played the sounds that made the song eerie and scary as the song came back to the intro.
"But beware
For when you quench your blood thirst
Others will seek vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead"
And so, the song continued.
"They'll have their shiv - check
Pipe - check
Hammer - check
Axe - check
Subjects - check
Location - check
Desire - check
Vengeance - check"
Cream rocked out to the song as she angrily played along, feeling what Sonic fekt when playing his songs.
"Hold your breath and swim and strain
Smell of death can't escape
Blood will cloud, drift away
Attract the murders of mermaids
Its so cold, they all know
What you've done, you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked, you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts, drank their blood
Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim, try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by mermaids"
The Mermaider Hook played as Cream began thinking of notes to play for her solo.
"Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider"
Cream played the best she could, but was terrified of her own power, but continued anyway, as the Magikoopas played the song and zapped Bowser with raw energy that made his breath eerily red with lava gargles. As the Fast part died out, Cream returned to the bridge with her expressive solo. Bowser sang once more.
"Swords - check
Saws - check
Clubs - check
Claws - check
Hatred - check
Anger - check
Mermaid - check
Murder - check"
Everyone began singing.
"Murder, murder, mermaid, murder
Murder, murder, mermaid, murder"
Bowser sang his ending part as everyone sang the outro bridge letting Bowser finish the song on his own.
"You've been tracked, you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts, drank their blood
Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim, try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by mermaids
(Check, check, check)
Your life was ended by mermaids
(Check, check, check)
Your life was ended by mermaids"
The song ended as the spell was over.
"What's wrong, Bowsy?!" Jet laughed. "Done singing serenades?!"
"Now it's time for the fireworks!" Bowser was lifted up by an elevator and he blasted a ring of fire that ROBBED the Babylon Rogues of the Chaos Emerald, Power Stars (Also known as Airship Fuel) and money.
"WHAT THE HECK?!" Jet looked at the safe in his airship, and absolutely EVERYTHING HE ROBBED THIS PAST WEEK was gone.
"How's the Zeroes tasting, Worm Breath?!" Bowser cackled.
"Alright! Fire up the Cannons!" Jet ordered.
"Roger that!" Storm pushed a button and on the digiscreen, it appeared to be that the ammo was gone too. "Your highness! There's no ammo!"
"WHAT?!" Asked Jet.
"Send them home, Kamek!" Bowser smirked as he crossed his arms.
"One 'Boot to Mommy', coming right up, sir!" Kamek loaded up a spell until he realized something. "Hey! Rabbit Girl! Mind charging me up with some angry tunes?!"
Cream obeyed as she played a Metal track from Splatoon 1.
"SAY HELLO TO YOUR MOMMIES FOR ME!" Kamek used his amplified wand to fire up a big blue laser that blipped Jet's airship back to Babylon Ruins as well as giving them six coins worth of cheap dice.
Cream felt dirty for helping Bowser, and felt guilty for it too. Bowser walked up to Cream and pet her.
"You did GOOD!" Bowser smiled proudly. "No womder why Sonic chose you for his guitar. But I think you have what I want."
"Huh?" Cream looked at her left pocket, concealing Nack's Chaos Emerald. It was a nice shade of Space Blue. "Mr Weasel's Emerald?"
"You Nack the Weasel's LUNA Emerald!" Bowser taught Cream the new Emerald Information. "I'll give you THIS Chaos Emerald for that one!"
Bowser held up the Chaos Emerald he stole back from Jet. It was Emerald Green.
"So far, you've done so well, that Lord Bowser has offered you a trade." Kamek replied. "Do you accept?!"
"Luna Emeralds are hard to keep." Hammer Bro replied.
Cream was battling thoughts. A Luna Emerald?! An Emerald concealing a piece of power to bend time and space?! It's going to be a lot more irresponsible to let a little girl take care of a Luna Emerald. Even though Bowser would try to kidnap Peach with that new Luna Emerald, Mario would call forth the powers of the Diamond Star, a newly discovered power source that Princess Shroob concealed in her airship, which now powered up her kingdom. Only Luigi would have access to it because of his job as the Space Protector, but Mario would have to kiss Princess Shroob on her hands or feet to use the power, but Mario didn't mind. The only ones who would have problems was everyone else. Princess Shroob just likes playing dominant for fun, as it was in her nature to do so. (Keep in mind this is also the Younger Princess Shroob.)
And so, Cream made the trade as the Airship lit up in light.
And next thing Cream knew, she was back in bed.
"Wha - What happened?" Asked Cream. There was also a note behind Cream's Guitar, which Cream read.
"Dear little Rabbit,
You have Bowser trespassing in my kingdom and for that, we shined the Teleport on everyone to return you home at this time of curfew. We would apologize if we find you asleep in the airship crash, but we're not since you were kept safe inside a Shield Bubble by our Military. And so, WE will be taking those Emeralds. You can come by anytime to see them, but it's most likely to prevent them from being stolen by those Seed Eaters known as those Babylonians and that Bat. Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely, from our own kingdom on Earth,
Princess Shroob."
Cream sighed and grinned as she could now sleep peacefully. And tomorrow, maybe Bowser and her can play another song with the Diamond Superstars and Sonic.
