Well! My crossover was very enjoyable with Unknown Legion! I just made one error with Observer but that's okay, nobody's perfect…except those beautiful Fairy Girls haha. But, I'll finish up this little two part story and head back to the COG. Probably will do that until it reaches a certain point.

Also, spring is upon us so the deep freeze is going away! That means I'll be starting to jog, walk, and bike on those nice, sunny days instead of writing. Hope you all can understand since I don't want to live in front of a computer all day. NICE WEATHER IS SCARCE!

Anywhoo, I'll get these words underway!

I still don't own any media…

Dropping By (Part Two)


Universe 21-A The following morning at Fairy Hills

The sun was shimmering through the window of Erza's bedroom as her eyes slowly blinked open. Sitting up while rubbing the fatigue from her chocolate orbs, the busty red head threw back the covers of her bedding. Dressed in a simple, but revealing nightgown, the woman stretched as she sat up with a small smile.

The evening before had been quite rowdy, the mages from two realities mixing and chatting with humor as she relented and allowed them to enjoy night. She was even surprised to find conversations with Knightwalker…pleasant. Even if the woman had very little filter for conversation of lewd and perverted topics.

"Even though they are…brutal in their methods, you can see the friendship and comradery among them all…despite McGarden's insane drinking habits. I'm glad Knightwalker managed to find a place to fit in. And it's true, she does seem to mentor Wendy along with Samantha" The knight told herself as she stood up, her nightgown showing generous cleavage as her bare feet padded past a table in the bedroom. Looking down, she saw the shirt that she must continue to wear…it's proclamation that she was Natsu's property making her blush.

"How did we both lose? I was sure my acting would have won that contest…" she told herself with a heavy sigh. "No matter. The wager is still in place…" "What would it be like to be dominated by Na…NO! What are you thinking Erza! He's just a friend!" she scolded herself with a small shake of her head as her cheeks burned at the thought.

"I…I should shower…" the woman stuttered as she walked down the hall. Moving past her rooms filled with armors, Erza pushed the door to her bathroom open. Grabbing a towel, she re-equipped out of her nightgown into her nude glory as her buttocks gave a small giggle with each step to the shower. Pushing back the curtain, her eyes grew like saucers at the sight before her.

"EHHH!?" Erza uttered in complete surprise and shock as she looked down into the bathtub. The cause? A passed out McGarden in a bra and cargo pants as she hugged a giant wheel of partially eaten cheese to her ample bosom. The wheel was pressed between them, mixing in with several bottles of beer and alcohol littered around her as sparkling dust littered her hair.

"No Sorano…that's my meat bucket…" the woman mumbled as Erza tilted her head.

"What is she dreaming about? NO! She invaded my room!" the knight shouted out as her towel dropped, revealing her supple and firm breasts as she leaned forward.

"GET OUT OF MY SHOWER YOU DRUNK!"

Levy didn't budge, her smile serene as she gripped the large cheese wheel tighter.

"You suck ChiChi…nobody likes you…and your cooking sucks…" the woman uttered as a small tick mark of annoyance graced Erza's forehead.

"She's ignoring me!"

Reaching a hand back, Erza opened her palm to slap the other girl across the cheek as her own chest bounced, the nipples slightly hardening in the cool air.

'Slap!'

"I'M A CHARACTER IN FANFICTION!" McGarden screamed out as the pain woke her, making her jump up and slam her head against Erza's with a low sound of flesh meeting.

"AH!" Erza gasped out as she fell backwards, her legs partly opening as the blue haired woman rubbed her head with a loud groan.

"Gah…I drank way too much…what the hell was I dreaming about…?" she complained before looking over at Erza.

"AH! WHY ARE YOU NAKED IN MY APARTMENT!" Levy shouted while still holding the giant wheel of cheese.

"This is my apartment! I just found you passed out in my bathtub!" The knight barked back as Levy blinked before looking around her…then studying her prize of cheese.

"Erza…where is my shirt and why do I have a cheese wheel?" The scarred woman asked as her C-cup sized breasts shifted in the flowery bra.

"HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT!?" the woman yelled once more as McGarden stood up on unsteady feet.

"Ugh…oh…I shouldn't have stood up…" she gulped while her face turned green. Running to the toilet, the scientist threw the lid open a she started heaving vomit into the bowl.

Cringing at the noise of puking, the knight put a hand to her forehead as she watched the doppleganger empty her stomach.

"This is nature punishing you for drinking so much, you know that, right?" Erza lectured as she stood there, her arms supporting her large breasts while her long legs led up to that sacred center.

"Ugh..urk…save if for after…bluagh…" Levy complained as she vomited some more.

Rolling her eyes, the knight crouched down as she tentatively set a hand on the girls back, trying to give a modicum of support as Levy finally finished expulsing the bile.

"Thanks Erza…" she said with a hint of gratitude while standing up and heading to the sink to wash out her mouth.

"Just…clean up in here and take a shower afterwards. You smell horrible" the woman ordered as Levy groaned in annoyance.

"Ugh…fine…"

Watching as Levy picked up the empty beer bottles and large piece of cheese, Erza couldn't help but show a hint of a smile. "Definitely not like our Levy…that's for sure"

"You may wait in my kitchen until I'm done. Afterward, we will head to the guild and get something to eat" Erza lectured with a small hint of discipline and smugness.

"You sound almost happy with my suffering…ah…when did I get sparkles in my hair?" the crazy scientist complained while checking the mirror again before heading toward the door on the commands of Erza's foot stomping in a cute manner.

"Out!"

"Fine…Property of Natsu" She teased as Erza flushed.

"OUT!"

Chuckling as she left, the shorter woman shut the door as Erza's face maintained the crimson hue.

"COLD SHOWER! I NEED A COLD SHOWER!" She reasoned as her mind wandered to…romantic things with a certain fire mage…

One hour later…

The two women were leaving Erza's room as a few other girls made themselves ready for the day. Erza was once again wearing…'that' shirt proclaiming her status to Natsu even as her large breasts strained the fabric. McGarden had simply gone to her universe and changed, her trusty portal gun always at her side as she wore a bright, yellow shirt emblazoned with blue words that declared 'Blue Haired Girls Are Easy' along with her signature goggles.

"I can't believe you wear something like that…so shameful" Erza scolded her companion as they walked down the carpeted steps. Holding back a laugh, McGarden grinned at the red head.

"Says the guild pervert who has a certain crush on somebody…"

"Wh…a..wha…wh…" She spluttered before being slapped in the back in a friendly manner.

"Relax! I was just teasing! I would never force that on anybody…even if I believe it's the correct pairing. The knight and the dragon…a nice ring to it. Ah…too bad my own double doesn't see him that way…" she lamented sadly as they reached the main floor to see several of the other girls standing around as Erza tried to calm herself.

There was Laki and Kinana…Juvia and Wendy…even the other Levy was ready as they all headed down to the first floor as Kinana glanced at the busty and scarred double.

"McGarden? What are you doing here? When we all left you were tied with the two Cana's in a drinking contest?"

Stifling a laugh, she gave another slap to Erza's back.

"Oh yeah! I drank so much I somehow broke into Erza's bathroom and passed out in her bathtub with a giant cheese snack! Then I threw up!" she bragged with humor.

"That's not something to brag about! And how are you still alive after drinking that much!" Levy barked out at her twin who waved it off as Erza glared with annoyance at the intruder of her sanctuary.

"I happen to like drinking. Myself and Alberona always battle when we have the time" she smirked as Laki spoke up.

"But why? Your really smart and I'm sure you could find a better use for your time?" the wood maker stated as the women stood around in the hall. Eye's slightly darkening, the bluenette's easy grin faded.

"It helps to push back all the bad shit I've seen and done. When I'm away from Natsu…those nightmares are always at the back of my mind…clawing to get out. Drinking helps me sleep. But when I'm with him…its different. I…feel safe with him…that no matter how horrible and awful things get, he will stand by my side…and I will be by his even if I share him" she told the other girls as her mood started to lighten.

"You…must love him very much" Juvia asked as McGarden nodded.

"I do. But holy shit I was stubborn about the whole thing. Fought my feelings for months and months. Erza and all the other girls could see it, but I figured he wouldn't be interested since I was…smaller back then in the chest area hehe" She laughed awkwardly as Wendy cocked her head to the side.

"You mean…they weren't always that big?'

"How did they grow? Uh…not that I'm interested…" Levy asked her twin with a small blush.

"Ugh…you can blame that perverted Igneel for these! Got pulled into some dreamscape and he shot us all with some magic! Said I would make a great mate for his son! Wasn't even dating him yet that smug lizard! Then…a few days later I wake up with C-cup tits! Threw my sense of balance off for a whole week!" The woman raged before calming down.

"You…met Natsu's father?" Erza asked in surprise at her companion.

"Yeah, he's pretty cool despite his desire for Natsu to give him strong heirs…like I have the time to pop out babies" She groaned in annoyance before perking up. "Anyway! Let's go get breakfast! I'm starving!"

"She really changes her mood on the fly…" Kinana observed as the group of women left the doors to head toward the guild hall down the hill.

Following down the brick pathway, the soft spoken woman could feel the warm sun on her face as the birds chirped and sang. It was a very beautiful morning for the city and she just loved the smell of nature. "I wonder what Natsu will want to eat…ah! Why did I think of that!?" she panicked while shaking her head of the man. Luckily, the other women didn't notice as they walked ahead, their footfalls mixing in with conversation as their strange visitor chuckled and told them a few stories of her own life.

A few minutes later, they rounded the corner of the street to find the guild hall…and a crowd of their fellow mages outside with annoyed looks on their faces. Elfman, Grey and Natsu were pushing against the door, but it wouldn't budge as Mira stood to the side with her sister and Lucy. Makarov was nearby, a look of annoyance on his face as he finally noticed the group.

"Erza! Do you think you could help? The doors are unlocked, but we can't seem to push them open without causing heavy damage to the guild"

"YEAH! I'M HUNGRY AND WANT MIRA'S COOKING!" Natsu roared as he gave another push to the door, its weight making his muscles strain.

"I NEED A FISHY!" Happy wailed as the men tried again with loud grunts.

"Of course master, I will lend my strength…but what could have happened?" Erza questioned as she strode forward, her chest heaving in the tight shirt.

"Erza…your still…wearing that?" Natsu noticed as his friend strode forward.

"Yes. It was a fair wager and there was no clear victor. Knightwalker held up her end as well. It would be dishonorable to cease now"

"Ah shit…they did it again" McGarden groaned out as she walked toward a window.

"Did what?" Lucy asked as she glanced at the woman who was insanely drunk last night by the time she left.

"Sam and Knightwalker. They probably barricaded the doors during some booze fueled nightmare. Just a sec" the woman instructed as she pried the window open before climbing inside.

"I could see that happening with those two" Laxus commented as Bicslow and Freed gave their own agreements. After all…these women were insane. Hearing the sounds of scraping furniture coming from inside a few moments later, the guild waited patiently as the thuds of movement echoed from the interior of the hall.

They didn't have to wait long as the large doors finally swung open, revealing McGarden standing there as the mages walked in…to a scene of destruction.

"My…my guild…" Makarov whispered as he looked around. Tables were smashed and cracked while bar stools were scattered about along with dozens of bottles of alcohol. On the closest table was Marvell, passed out and sleeping soundly on the tabletop next to Carla as a few bottles of beer lay scattered about. Ten feet away was the form of Evergreen, slumped against a pillar as her shirt proclaimed Natsu as her master while she still clutched a half consumed bottle of spiced rum.

"They…" Mira glanced around at the alcoholic destruction before finally settling on the bar. Laying on the bar counter was Samantha, her snores reaching the mages as her shirt was missing, leaving her in cargo pants and a sports bra. Chest rising, the men could see she had an ample bosom before turning their gaze to the two Cana's. One was laying on the floor, surrounded by three empty barrels of empty wine as the other had her body slumped over the bar, her familiar coat identifying which one she was.

Hearing a soft groan from the kitchen, Lisanna walked over to the doorway to find Knightwalker passed out in nothing but her panties and bra while using several sacks of flour for bedding. Her feminine curves were nothing to laugh at as more bottles of booze lay around her with soft snores emanating from her lips while her white hair cascaded past her shoulders.

"Ah…where's Natsumi?" Natsu asked from the center of the room…just as a second Happy fell from the ceiling and clunked his head on a table.

"OW! THAT HURT!" The little cat complained as he woke up while rubbing the little wound.

"What the…" Juvia asked before the mages looked upward. There…in the rafters was Natsumi, the pink haired woman sleeping face down on the large beam as her breasts pressed against her body. She was missing her shorts…but luckily nothing else as her intimate area was still clothed.

"How did she get up there?" Grey asked as he finally noticed the Observer standing in the corner.

"Observer? What happened?"

"These mortals drank an exuberant amount of alcohol last night. They desired I judge…it was not a task befitting my status as a celestial being. However, sometime during the night after you all retired to your homes, two of the visitors started to barricade the door for safety purposes against…'Flesh eating clown monsters"

"What the hell? What kind of reasoning is that?" Alzack asked as he stood there with his wife and daughter.

"I'm not sure…but some of these women aren't fully clothed…YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING!" she yelled to her husband who promptly turned his eyes away from any of the passed out females.

"I'm not!" he tried to reason with his wife as Asuka giggled.

"So…how should we wake them up?" Jet asked Droy as McGarden walked forward.

"Easy" she stated picking up a glass bottle. Hefting it with a light toss, she aimed upwards at the sleeping Natsumi. Throwing it overhand, it struck the pinkette in the head with a hard 'thunk'

Eyes bursting open, the female grabbed her throbbing cranium just as she lost her balance and fell from the rafters. Crashing to the floor, her fury was almost palpable.

"AAAHHH! WHAT THE HELL!" She roared in anger and pain as she slowly stood up…before tripping over Evergreen.

The brunette quickly awoke with a serious hangover, her eyes filled with fatigue as she jumped up and covered her mouth. Running toward the bathroom, the mages could her vomiting…then a loud scream.

"WHY AM I WEARING THIS!?"

Running back to the guild, Evergreen was filled with hangover rage as she kicked over Marvell's table, spilling the passed out teenager to the floor with a startled yell. Ignoring the blunette's waking complaints, Evergreen ran up to the sleeping Alberona and grabbed her shoulders.

"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WEAR THIS, ALBERONA!?" She yelled at the lush.

"Uh…cause' it was funny? Wait…I'M YOUR CANA! HOW AM I WEARING THIS JACKET?" She yelled before slipping out of it…and falling backwards onto her sleeping twin.

"AUUGHH!" Don't land on me you drunk!" the other woman yelled as she gripped her head…then her eyes opened. "NOOO! I JUST REMEMBERED WE BOTH LOST TO LEVY!"

"AAAH! WE DID! HOW? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? OH…I need to barf…" The first Cana stated evenly as she ran toward the closest sink…which was in the kitchen. Not seeing Knightwalker, the card mage stepped on her crotch, instantly waking in her a sense of fury as she made her way to the kitchen sink before she hurled up a night's worth of heavy drinking.

"It's like a horrible domino effect…" Droy told his friends as the lingerie clad Knightwalker emerged from the kitchen, her large breasts bouncing against the restraints of her bra.

"WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!" the lightning mage yelled before noticing Sam still sleeping on the bar. Running over, the best friend simply pushed the brunette off the bar to the floor.

"Ahh! Who the fuck did that!?" Sam groaned out with a shout as she held her head, the booze filled headache throbbing her skull. Slowly standing up, the soldier gripped a barstool as Knightwalker got in her face.

"Where are my clothes, Sam?"

"Why the fuck should I care? Ugh…my head…" the woman gasped as Marvell finally regained her bearings with the second Carla.

"I knew it…they spiked my soda…" the fifteen year old complained.

"I tried to stop you, but you said it would be fine" the twin Carla told her companion as Makarov stepped forward.

"YOU RUINED MY HALL WITH YOUR DRINKING! YOU DAMN BRATS!" He roared as each woman clutched her head in agony.

"AH! It's like hammers in my head!" Natsumi yelled out as she finally looked down…to just see her pink panties. "AHHH! MY SHORTS! WHERE ARE THEY!?"

Coughing lightly, Natsu stepped forward and pointed upwards. Following his gaze, the female slayer saw her shorts…and Evergreen's normal shirt….and the rest of the women's clothing spinning lazily on some ceiling fans.

"Why…why would those be up there?" Lucy asked dumbfoundedly as Natsumi jumped forward to Natsu.

"AHH! YOU FOUND THEM! THANK'S HANDSOME!" she said loudly as the man squirmed against her large chest pressing against his own.

"DON'T HUG ME! IT'S SOOO WEIRD!"

Giving a soft giggle, Natsumi was about to take a step forward…before promptly slapping a hand to her mouth. "Blurk…" Running outside the hall, the mages cringed as the female wretched outside the doors.

"Happy…could you bring down their clothes?" McGarden asked the cat who nodded.

"AYE! But only for a fish!"

"Fine" She waved before turning to the weeping Makarov as Happy flew up to collect the clothes.

"So much destroyed in a single night…" He whispered at all the broken tables and chairs around his hall. Letting out a sigh, the scientist walked over the backpack she had brought with before digging in. Finally finding what she needed, the twin of Levy finally pulled out a stack of jewel banknotes and a magazine. Walking back to the weeping master, she presented the two.

"Here…ten million jewel for the damages we caused…and a magazine with nude pictures of Erza, Juvia and Lucy"

"WHAT!" The three women cried as the guild master's mood immediately changed.

"I accept your apology!" he grinned while grabbing the offending parchment and money. Eyes grinning evilly, the master could easily read the title.

Elegant Fairy! Volume nine!

Erza Scarlet

Lucy Heartfilia

Juvia Lockser

And surprise guest Bisca Mulan!

Full nude and sexy babes inside!

"Yes…a very welcome apology…" he grinned perversely…just as Erza snatched up the offending booklet. Face red, she opened a page…before closing it immediately with a heavy blush.

"YOU WILL NOT WITNESS SUCH PERVERSENESS MASTER!" she shouted while tearing up the magazine into tiny and unreadable pieces before setting them on fire with some female rage.

"WHY DID YOU HAVE THAT WITH YOU!?" Lucy yelled at the shorter woman with a large bust.

"Meh. I picked it up in the 'porn star' universe. It's a great apology tool for Makarov. You should see some of the videos. Natsu and Laxus are the main male talent…lucky bastards get paid to screw beautiful women" The woman shrugged as Juvia wailed.

"NOOO! WHAT ABOUT HER PRECIOUS GREY!"

"Finally…a universe where I can tie with that pink idiot…I wonder which girls I've worked with?" The blonde man thought with a small grin.

"Eh…he couldn't…measure up to the women's standards…tiny dick syndrome"

"bwahahAHAHAHA!" Gajeel laughed at the man who glared in annoyance at the slayer.

"SHUT UP, RUST BUCKET! THAT'S NOT TRUE!"

"ENOUGH!" Makarov roared out as he pocketed most of the money. "While…this other universe sounds…interesting…" "BUSTY, NAKED GIRLS ALL DAY! WHAT ARE THE COORDINATES!?" He mentally raged before coughing into his fist. "We must clean up the guild and repair the damage. Natsu, you and Erza take the rest of this money to purchase new tables and chairs. The rest of you start cleaning up"

"I'll start cooking some hangover breakfast. Trust me, they'll need it" McGarden stated while walking to the kitchen with Mira, Lisanna, and Kinana. The other mages were already starting to clean, grumbling about the task as Natsumi slumped in, her body still sluggish as she quickly threw on her shorts in the middle of the hall. Making her way to the bar and slumping her head on the smooth surface, the female let out a pained groan. She wasn't alone either as all the other heavy drinkers did the same in various states of discomfort.

"You cook?" Mira with surprise.

"Eh, somewhat. It's mostly greasy and unhealthy. It's not bad…but any of you would beat me easily in a cooking contest" the woman admitted as she opened the fridge to pull some eggs, sausage and other things out to begin.

"What are you planning on making?" Lisanna asked as their friend lit the stove top and gathered pans.

"Eggs, hashbrowns, sausage, bacon and orange juice…probably two or three plates each" she instructed as the four women started to cook and prepare the meals.

It took about two hours to straighten up the guild, replace the damaged furniture, and get the alcoholics fed along with the rest of the mages that desired meals. Once it was done, they all had taken up residence at places they preferred around the guild as the barmaids gathered up empty plates and dishes.

"WOW! Thanks Mira! That was really good!" Natsu cheered out as Happy ate a fish with his twin nearby. He was sitting with Lucy, Erza, and surprisingly Natsumi again. Despite her…well, being a strange female version of himself, she thought Grey was an idiot and she had the same magic which meant she was cool.

Blushing a little bit, the angelic Mira smiled with a small wave. "Oh Natsu, thank you. But Lisanna, Kinana, and even McGarden helped so make sure to thank them too"

"Well! Thanks for the meal!" he said once more to the other girls who blushed…well, except for the second Levy as she powered up the I.V.D. once more.

"Are you all fed and recovered, mortals?"

"We are…still can't believe we both lost to…her" Cana pointed in annoyance as Alberona sighed. "I really thought two of us could take her down…"

"At least you didn't wake up wearing a horrible shirt" Evergreen scowled as she crossed her legs, the long limbs tanned and sexy in their own right.

"Maybe you shouldn't drink with two Cana's then?" Freed suggested as the girl just glared at him.

"So, what universe should we see first? After all, McGarden seems to have been to hundreds. Far more than we have seen" Levy asked her friends who thought about it for a few minutes.

"What about Sam's universe? I kinda wanna see where those locust came from" Grey asked as the brunette turned to him with a questioning glance.

"Why? My world is a wreck"

"We're kinda curious…" Juvia told the other female who gave a small nod.

"Alright…if that's what you want" she relented before standing up and walking over to her team-mate. "Bring up Sera, Lev"

"Sure…any particular area?"

Running a hand through her hair, Sam thought for a few minutes before answering. "The path of Hollowstorm I guess? Or just random places? I don't really care"

Nodding, McGarden started to input the coordinates as Observer watched intently with the other mages in the hall as the scientist turned her attention to them all. "For this, it will be a full holographic display. It will seem like you're there, but your still in the guild, safe and sound" the woman finished as she hit one final button.

In a flash, the entire guild was transported to a devastated city. The once towering spires of steel and glass leaned and rusted, the wind blowing through the ruins as vines started to crawl up some of the distant structures. What was once the city center was nothing but a massive crater, the edges glassed by unknown means as several buildings leaned precariously at the edge. Roadways were cracked and shattered, often covered with broken brick and other rubble as nothing was spared from destruction.

Looking around, Natsu saw themselves underground, standing among train tracks and several fallen blocks of concrete while several of his friends looked out the gaping hole in the side of the cave toward the crater. A short distance away were the skeletal remains of locust, their mis-shapen skulls easy to identify as Lucy walked toward the edge to look outside.

"W…where are we?" the blonde asked as nothing seemed to move anywhere in the city, her eyes taking in all the devastation.

"We're currently standing in the old Andius Subway line…underground. This place was Erza's first mission as a Gear in my squad. We actually had to fight the grubs through this old train line" Sam instructed as Laki couldn't help but notice.

"We're underground? But we can see outside…" she whispered as a soft breeze blew past a few rats scurrying away while shafts of light poured through cracks in the ceiling.

"Yes…we are" Sam told the wood mage while giving a nod to McGarden. Fingers flying over the keyboard, the mages found themselves moving through the air to a wide boulevard littered with rusting cars. It led straight into the crater as more buildings leaned precariously or collapsed outright, the crumbling ruins everywhere. But the main thing the mages noticed were the strange pillars of ash.

Stepping forward, Juvia eyed one of them huddled down behind the rusting form of a truck. It almost looked…like a woman holding a small child…but that couldn't be right. All around them, more of the strange ashen statues stood, almost in a freeze frame as they tried to flee the epicenter of the crater.

"What…are these pillars? They look like…people" Romeo asked the soldier as he eyed a form that was hunched down behind a cracked and broken bench along the road. Spanning his vision left, he saw more trying to reach an old store, its glass front nothing but a gaping hole of ruined brick and plaster.

"Such…destruction…" Makarov said softly as Sam finally spoke up, her fist clenched.

"That's because they were people, Romeo. This is what happens after the Hammer of Dawn strikes a city…nothing but ash and death. My whole world Is like this…only Jacincto remains and a few other enclaves at Anvil Gate or Port Farral. The rest we evacuated to the colony world this past spring. It holds the remainder of our population…fewer than thirty million Seran's left, out of six billion" she told them evenly while turning to face them all. "If it wasn't for the Earthlanders...there would be even fewer of us. We owe them everything"

"I…I can't imagine such casualties…" the kind master said in a silent whisper as McGarden changed the view again.

Seeing themselves moving away from the broken and desolate city, the guild was moving over the country side. Charred forests of burnt trees…crumbling desolated towns and cities…many of them cratered ruins of twisted and rusting steel as the wind blew through abandoned roadways.

Coming to a slow hover, the view moved more slowly over a broken and shattered landscape as locust corpses ranging from ground troops all the way to Brumaks littered the battlefield near a forest that was slowly recovering. Looking all around, the mages saw the wrecked and twisted machines of war as rust started to claim the metal. For miles it stretched…just desolate ruin of a forgotten site of battle.

"This was the main assault route for 'Operation Hollowstorm' I…lost several comrades in arms that day. Men and women I had known for a long time…just gone" she relayed to them all.

"Your Natsu said that he lead the assault…is that true?" Gajeel asked as he looked down at the ground to see some wolves tearing at the rotting flesh of what was once a human soldier. "They can't even recover their dead? That's…not right"

"Yeah…all the way to Landown. Echo-one…my squad. We're some of the heavy hitters along with Delta. And what better place to put us then the tip of the spear? I remember Erza taking down a Brumak by herself...there was so much noise…and screaming" Sam replied to the man as the view moved toward the distant city.

Like all the others, this once thriving metropolis was a ruin as old emergence holes and rotting corpses littered the streets, human and locust alike. A large machine resembling a dump truck had obviously been destroyed near the gaping maw of a darkened tunnel leading through a mountain. Its charred metal had met a house, collapsing the structure under the force of the old impact.

"We had to dismount the Grindlifts here. The town was crawling with tickers and locust ambushes and those vehicles couldn't be spared. We fought through the buildings…cutting and shooting" The woman remembered as her eyes became a little distant from the memories.

"He told us that you all used those machines to dive into the earth, to attack the locust where my double had to…to..kill a child" Erza said softly as she continued to look around at the viewscape of Sam's world. "There is too much suffering here…I can feel it. It's crawling against my skin"

"Yeah…she did that" Sam replied evenly, her tone harsh as she gave McGarden another nod indicating she would not discuss that particular event any further.

Passing over more of the desolate world, the mages bore witness to several cities that were nothing but water filled lakes as the outlying suburbs were simply a few charred and ruined streets that led into the new lakes.

"What happened to those cities? It doesn't look the same as that first one" Mira asked as they continued to move past the destruction.

"The riftworm sank them. Was trying to punch through the granite plate to sink Jacincto…and there's that dead bastard" Sam pointed out as the large creature came into sight. Stretching over three miles long, the flesh was rotting as a cloud of flies continued to feed on the vile flesh. The ground was soaked with rancid and rotting blood, making the guild grimace at the horrid sight.

"HOLY SHIT THIS THING IS HUGE!" Bicslow yelled out at the nightmarish creature stretched across the land.

"Just so you know…there's another six to seven miles of it underground. Sam with her squad managed to kill it without any magic at all. The amount of blood pouring out of that thing was horrifying" Alberona informed them all as several of the mages turned a sickly green.

"At least you didn't almost drown in it" Sam retorted to the lush as Evergreen, Laki, and Juvia paled.

"Juvia…can't even imagine something like that…" the warm hearted woman said as Erza lightly trembled. "She was here…she almost drowned in blood right here…how is she even sane?" The knight thought of her counterpart and the soldier before her. Of course they remembered Dragneel's tale…but now they were walking where he fought.

Watching as the mile's long worm finally faded from view, the guild gave a silent sigh of relief as the clouds of buzzing flies moved into the distance.

"Some of this stuff is just horrifying…" Lisanna whispered as they moved through the air, her gaze centered on Natsu who was surprisingly not feeling the effects of motion sickness. "By all accounts…their lives were the same as ours…they were happy and carefree. Then that one incident would change them forever. That could have easily happened to us…I hate to admit it, but I'm glad we don't have to make such choices and face death on a daily basis" The middle sister reasoned as a massive city was seen in the far distance. But, there was an important difference. This one was still thriving with humanity. Buildings were still inhabited as industry pushed forth soot from factories working to make the means of war.

"Woah…THAT'S A BIG CITY!" Natsu yelled out as a trio of Ravens set down on a distant airfield. All around the thriving bastion, the citizens went about their tasks to ensure the survival of their species as the snouts of artillery pieces took up any open park space in the city. And seen in the center were two tall pillars of metal, their purpose unknown as a roadway seemed to lead to…nowhere.

"What are those two pillars?" Lucy asked the visitors as McGarden puffed out her chest in pride.

"That's the Jacincto Gate. We have one in Magnolia too. It links our worlds and allowed us to send raw materials, food, and other supplies to the Serans. I helped design it with Baird…although I doubt it will have much use now…" She sighed while her fingers shut down the display, returning the mages to the hall like they never left.

"What do you mean? To design such technology surely was no easy feat. It's use must be very beneficial to both your worlds in your conflict" Observer asked the mortal as McGarden grew very quiet along with rest of the visitors.

"There just won't be anything to send now…not after that day" the scientist told them all as she sat down, knowing the guild gathered would have questions. Holding up a hand, she halted any outbursts as she gathered her thoughts with furrowed brows.

"We thought we were ready you know? But…we simply weren't prepared for that many locust to attack the entirety of Ishgar. Millions died that first day…and so many of the other countries had ignored our warnings…or would have just turned on us if we gave them Seran technology. That's why when the shit hit the fan, we gave priority to ourselves, Iceburg, and Joya. But even giving them tanks, rifles, and artillery…it just wasn't enough. And it dragged on…and cities and towns kept falling. Everyday would be some new genocide…they attacked everything they could. Infrastructure, industry, farm land and even livestock because they knew humans would starve to death during winter" She paused, knowing the guild was hanging on her every word before speaking some more.

"It was the day after Irene and Erza reunited…the locust launched a second wave against the rest of the planet. Alverez…Giltena…anywhere they could, they killed and slaughtered. Hisui…almost broke under the pressure of trying to fight an instant global war. Days without sleep and sending her countrymen to die and try to save part of the population. It was then that she demanded that Natsu become king, to help bear the burden"

"Did he do it? Become king?" Laxus asked as Natsumi nodded.

"He did…it was not something to really celebrate though…the church they got married in was attacked by Reavers…battling locust on your wedding day…"

"But why though? Couldn't he have just post-phoned the whole thing?" Alzack asked as he tried to imagine a day like that. "He may have been an asshole, but shouldn't that have been a special day? Especially becoming king?"

"I was getting to that. But no…there was no more time. She needed help shifting armies…to keep some countries in the fight…and abandoning others. His first act as king was to get me working on upgrades for the Etherion system. I…dragged several of the H.O.D's from Seran orbit into our own and fixed them up…I…was the one that wrote the program…to ensure the 'Earthland Fortification Act' would be a success"

"The what?" Wendy asked as she clutched Carla to her lap as her twin gave a heavy sigh.

"The E.F.A. basically suspends civil liberties. All citizens are to obey the curfew unless they support the war industry. All mages of B class or higher must join the military or its supportive industries. All suspension of games and festivals until further notice. Suspension of guild jobs. Protesters will be shot. Dark mages attacking citizens will be shot. Anybody caught stealing or sabotaging munitions, fuel, food or medicine meant for front line soldiers will be shot" She stopped as Lucy interrupted.

"Your universe sounds a lot like that one where they were fighting a revolution. Those mercenaries actually helped them beat Hisui's government that was doing the same thing yours is…they did kill Erza though…" The blonde said sadly…just as Sam snorted.

"What a bunch of fucking morons"

"She had Makarov executed!" the blonde shot back as Alberona huffed.

"Sounds like rebel scum to me. If we had been there, those rebels would've been captured and those mercs killed just because we hate them. Seriously, that Hisui probably had the right idea. Keep your country strong and protect it against invasion. They fought it out over an old man and some of them died…stupid bastards. Uh...no offense" She apologized to Makarov who waved it off with a sigh.

"At least we know where they stand now…" Lucy told herself as McGarden cleared her throat. Snapping her eyes back to the scarred woman, Lucy laughed awkwardly as she was the cause of the interruption from Marvell.

"Sorry…please continue"

"As Marvell was saying, the E.F.A. was going into effect…but we could only implement its laws in Fiore. Obviously, our allies along with Alverez listened…the same with many countries as they enacted their own versions. But…it wasn't enough. There was one article that the king and queen kept silent on. Yes, they encouraged other countries to fall back to safe zones…to the mountains or islands they could reach, but they never announced it until the day my upgrades were complete"

"I don't think I like the sound of this" Levy said softly while she sat with her team.

"You won't. This last article stated that any and all territory held by the locust or currently under attack would be brought under a scorched earth policy…So on November 2nd, King Natsu and Queen Hisui implemented this last act using my computer program. I…helped activate that final button…I stood with him and the queen" She whispered as a few tears strolled down her cheeks. "I helped kill over two billion of my own people to stop the locust. I know we killed countless numbers of those monsters because we achieved complete surprise against them…by not warning the populace…we estimate there's fewer than twelve million on our world now" She sniffled while wiping away the tears. "I was told to come here by the king and queen to…to try and get away from it. I…don't think it worked"

The guild was silent…you could hear a pin drop if one inclined. All of them…just couldn't fathom that kind of burden. Most of the women were crying…and the men were just…enraged or dumbfounded. Laxus was looking at them all, trying to understand that kind of war…a war requiring the burning of whole swaths of continents on two worlds.

"He was just here yesterday…and months passed. Natsu became a king…and killed his planet to push toward victory against those horrible locust"

"I watched the pillars of fire…they kept firing and firing. And I knew that each one meant ten's of thousands or millions died. Before coming here…Natsu was trying to figure out how many in Fiore were left alive. He thinks its less than three million…some month to become a king, right?" Alberona told her twin who had tears falling down her face, the joy of the early morning long forgotten.

"They don't deserve this…none of them do. They save people…whole worlds and try to stop the evil out there…but they have to burn their own home…it's no wonder they don't ask others to help…they would just die. My own children…I could never ask them to do such a thing…"

Stepping forward, Evergreen had tears streaming down her face at what McGarden just revealed. Moving forward, she brought the woman into a tight hug.

"I'm…so sorry…" the brunette apologized.

"Grrr….GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" McGarden yelled as she jumped back, fury in her eyes. "WHAT? You think a simple hug will make me fell fucking better! Or some fucking words! I helped butcher my own planet to stop those genocidal fucks! I'm no better than them! Levy Fucking McGarden! The woman that burned Earthland to the ground!" She spat as her eyes brimmed unbridled anger at them all. "NONE OF YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND! I STOOD BY HIM WHEN HE MADE THE CALL AND I STILL SUPPORT HIM! I DOUBT ANY OF YOU COULD EVER LOVE YOUR NATSU SO MUCH!" She roared out before falling to her knees, the renewed tears falling as the hit the wooden floor as she gasped in anguish.

"I'm…so broken…the only thing left are Natsu and them…" She whispered softly as Marvell stood up and moved over to her friend. Picking her up with a supportive shoulder, the woman was a broken mess as she looked at Levy nearby.

"I'm going to let her rest at your place…okay?'

"Y…yeah…" the script mage barely uttered out as her cheeks were puffy with tears. Watching the two disappear through the double doors of the guild as the second Carla followed, many mages were still silent as several minutes passed.

"Evergreen…don't take her yelling personal, okay? Those of us visiting…we knew of the strain she was under and hoped a small trip would help. Obviously…" the lush trailed off, not needing to explain again as the earth mage nodded.

"But…couldn't she talk to somebody? A therapist or something?" Jet asked as Knightwalker sighed at the stupidity of the question.

"And what would that do? What kind of session would that even be helpful?' Oh, Hi! I'm Levy and I helped kill two billion people to stop subterranean monsters! But I already have boatloads of nightmares! Now fix me!" she scoffed as Laki tried to dry her own tears.

"She…won't try to hurt herself…will she?"

"No way. One, there are still locust to kill so she wont rest until that's done. Plus, the sisterhood will have her back no matter what along with Natsu and the rest of the guild. No, she's entitled to a good cry. Hell, I even had one…just one mind you" Sam told the girl as Natsu stood up, his eyes furious.

"There…has to be something we can do to make her feel better!"

"AND HOW WOULD WE DO THAT! YOU HEARD WHAT SHE DID!" Grey yelled at his rival, not faulting the man for wanting to help in some way.

"But they have that time cube thingy! Couldn't they use that to bring everybody back!?"

"You idiot! Weren't you listening from yesterday!? That only works for a single day! What they were talking about happened weeks ago!"

"And if you think about it mortal, that device would resurrect the locust as well. It would be foolish and a waste to use such technology for no gain" the stellar creature informed the man who sat down in sadness.

"Dammit…"

"I…don't think you can help…not with that, Natsu" Levy told the fire mage as she clutched a hand over her heart. "She…was once just like me. Then she saw friends murdered and butchered…cities burn…and now this? It's a miracle she's not a mentally broken mess in an insane asylum. I just…I dunno…"

"You want to help? Don't bring it up when she comes back. Treat her like you did yesterday and don't give her pity. Now…seeing as you all just learned some pretty horrific stuff…" "Thank Mavis they didn't see any lambent…" Alberona thought as she moved over to the I.V.D. "Let's try to find some happier realities, okay? I know its not the best option after all that, but it's better than moping around"

"If that is what you think is best" Mira said as she stood behind the bar, glancing at the door the trio had passed through. "Why are their lives so hard? Why can't fate just be nicer to them for a change? It just seems to be one horror after another with them"

"Alright. I'll take care of it…lets see…universe two nine six eight-C is pretty nice…" the woman spoke to herself as she input the commands, unintentionally giving the co-ordinates to Levy and the others.

"Poor other Levy…I hope she feels better…" Happy said with flat ears as even he could understand that was a lot of people to die.

"Well, other Cana says this next universe will be nice, let's try to cheer up, okay buddy?"

"Aye sir…" Happy relayed as Erza, Natsumi, and Lucy all turned their attention to the activating view window at the far end of the guild.

The sun was shining down on the guild while the city of Magnolia went about their business. Shops were open, restaurants were serving their hungry customers, and children were playing as the view centered on the familiar building. Finally moving inside, most of the guild could be seen enjoying themselves…except for two men starting each other down. Natsu and Alzack had horrible glares, their foreheads inches away as their eyes danced with anger.

"CARE TO SAY THAT AGAIN, FLINTLOCK?" Natsu yelled at Alzack while the man simply retorted with a scoff.

"WHY SHOULD I ASH HEAD! WE BOTH KNOW IT'S TRUE!"

"What the heck? Why am I fighting with Natsu?" the father of Asuka asked as his wife shrugged. "Maybe you're his rival there instead of Grey?"

"Well…your half right, Bisca" Alberona said with an impish smile as the guild shushed the two women. They wanted to see something happy an entertaining to forget about the locust.

"NO WAY! MY LITTLE PRINCESS IS WAY CUTER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER!" Natsu roared as most of the guild sighed.

"LIES! ASUKA IS WAY CUTER!"

"YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOUR S-CLASS!"

"WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING!? YOU'RE THE FOURTH MASTER YOU JACKASS!"

"WHAT!? I'M THE GUILD MASTER!?" Natsu yelled in surprise as Alzack gained a look of pride.

"Heck yes! S-class!"

"Why do they have high ranks? And why is that idiot the guild master?" Grey grumbled as he crossed his arms over his bare chest.

"I'm just shocked he managed to reproduce…" Gajeel told those around him before returning his attention to the two arguing mages.

"Master, aren't you going to do something?" Mira asked from behind the bar as the former leader of Fairy Tail chuckled.

"NOPE! I'm retired! I don't have to deal with councils…or paying damages…or writing apology letters! Plus, Natsu did a pretty good job at keeping the guild afloat when we were all stranded on Tenrou. He earned the right…even if those two argue about their daughters every week"

"I know! He managed to keep Fairy Tail in second place even with all of us sealed away! And his daughter is just so cute!" Mira squealed at the end, her eyes sparkling.

"HE DID BETTER THAN MACAO!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?" Wakaba shouted out as Erza added her own theory.

"Well, Natsu is a fairly well known and strong mage. It's possible with him still around, Fairy Tail managed to still collect new members and complete jobs. Not to mention he probably kept up his training all those years. It's quite feasible that other Natsu is stronger than any of us with that much time to grow"

"DAMMIT ERZA! DON'T GUESS EVERYTHING ON THE FIRST TRY!" Alberona shouted before she pinched her nose in annoyance.

"AH! YOU MEAN SHE'S RIGHT!?" Lucy shouted as Natsumi giggled at their antics.

"QUIET! I WANNA FIND OUT WHO MARRIED HIM!" Mira said with a shout, her words not misleading in the slightest as all the mages calmed down.

"There's only one way to solve this, muskethead! DAD FIGHT!" Natsu challenged as he gathered flames mixed with jumping and crackling electricity.

"Couldn't have said it better myself!" Alzack shot back as he formed a magical machine gun in his arms, the weapon glowing with power.

"AHH! THEY'RE GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING AGAIN!" Happy wailed as he gathered up his fish and flew behind the bar near Mira, Lisanna, and Kinana. Finding his precious fish safe, the cat started to eat contently as the shouting continued.

"YOUR GONNA GET IT NOW!" Both men roared as they charged…just to have the guild hall doors fly open. Standing there with waves of motherly fury were Bisca and Cana, both of them standing by two young girls. Asuka was standing next to her mother, enjoying a small cone of ice cream as she smiled happily. Next to her was a girl of the same age, but this one had brown wavy hair that ended with pink at the tips. She was wearing a cute little sundress with a belt, that not surprising held a tiny flask for her favorite orange juice.

"AH! IT'S CANA! AND SHE HAD A DAUGHTER!" Bicslow shouted in surprise as the mentioned women looked at her twin.

"You…knew this already, didn't you?"

"Sure did! Adorable isn't she? No harem here, just you and Natsu!" Alberona cheered as her twin blushed with a small smile before turning back to the floating image. "Well…she is very cute…" she admitted as her mind wandered. "And that means myself and Natsu…we got married and had se.." Her blush went further, the woman missing the glares from many of the others in the hall as Mira squealed.

"ADORABLE! I BET THOSE TWO ARE BEST FRIENDS!"

"YAY! I HAVE A FRIEND MY AGE!" Asuka cheered, happy to see herself with another little girl she can play with.

"Natsu…."

"Alzack…"

Both women were clenching their fists as their daughters stood to the side with impish smiles.

"Oh! Daddy's in big trouble now!" The daughter of Cana said with a tease as she uncorked the flask and chugged down some orange juice. "AH! ORANGE JUICE! I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH!" The little girl said happily as she clutched the flask.

"SHE ACT'S JUST LIKE CANA!" The guild mentally roared as the two mom's crackled with anger.

"Your right, Alba…daddy is the master of the guild and shouldn't be picking fights. Especially when you and Asuka are equally cute. Now…time to punish my husband…" the brunette said sternly while cracking her knuckles along with Bisca.

"I couldn't have said it better myself. We could've had a nice day shopping with our cute little girls, but these idiots…" the greenette finished while cracking her neck.

"Oh shit…its our wives!" Natsu shouted as he grabbed Alzack and pulled him close, trying to be sneaky and brainstorm while the women looked on in annoyance.

"Man…what do we do? Sure we're both strong, but we can't beat them" Natsu asked as he looked over his shoulder to the suffocating aura of Cana. Gulping heavily, he turned his face back toward his rival.

"I know! Remember last time? Neither of our wives cooked for us..and they forbade Mira or the other girls cooking us meals for a week! I…I almost staved, man!"

Stroking his chin, Natsu remembered those horrible days as his face slightly paled.

"I was sure I would have died…"

"YOU FORBADE ME FROM COOKED FOOD!? WHAT THE HELL CANA!" Natsu yelled at the lush near the bar.

"Well…you probably deserved it! Setting a bad example for my daughter and everything" the brunette said with assurance as the guild looked at her oddly.

"SHE'S A PARALLEL CANA YOU CRAZY WOMAN!"

"Still. She's such a cute little girl" Mira swooned as she turned toward the wall blushing. "What would my children with Natsu look like? More adorable? Super adorable!? INSANELY ADORABLE!"

"I wonder how flame brain will escape this? After all, women can be terrifying…" Grey said out loud to only receive heavy glares from multiple females. Gulping heavily, he waved his hands in a panic while slinking lower in his seat to avoid their fury.

"I just find it interesting to have a fellow mother to enjoy activities with" Bisca admitted as she looked at the many girls in the hall. "I wonder which one would be next to pop out a kid? It would be nice to have fun mom activities on occasion" Turning her attention back to the viewscape, the beautiful mother was interested on how it would all play out.

"Alright Alzack…I have an idea to get out of this" Natsu whispered in a conspirator's tone.

"Yeah? What is it?'

"It's…THIS!" Natsu shouted as he grabbed Alzack and threw him toward the two angry mothers. "HE STARTED THE WHOLE THING!" The slayer yelled before running toward a window. Breaking the glass, he dove through as the shards broke, leaving a trial of dust in his wake.

"AHHH! YOU TRAITOR!" Alzack shouted out…just as Bisca punched him down to the floor with feminine anger.

"Hehe! Daddy is taking a nap!" Asuka giggled out as she finished her ice cream as Cana took on a thinking pose.

"So…he thinks he can escape from his super sexy wife?" she said casually before snapping her fingers. Turning to Erza who had watched the whole thing, the brunette gave an impish smirk. "Erza. Help me capture him and I'll buy you cheesecake for a week"

Eyes brightening, the knight was re-equiped in her fastest armor as she wielded a heavy trident.

"I accept"

"WOW THAT WAS FAST!" Cana admired as she slinked over and wrapped an arm around the female with an impish look. "Oh, one more thing. That job we discussed? I'll take you up on it if you capture my idiot husband before me" she smirked as Erza lightly coughed.

"I…I see. Very well. Let us give chase. After all, we did give him one full minute head start"

"Heh' Cana chuckled as she drank from one of three flasks on her hip, the booze making her legs crackle with electricity as the two moved toward the door past Bisca and the two girls.

"Now you be a good girl, Alba and play nice with Asuka and Wendy"

"I will mommy!" The youngster agreed as she took another swig of orange juice with a heavenly smile.

"Three..two…one…GO!" The duo counted down before sprinting from the door, giving chase to the fleeing dragon slayer in the city on a wave of high speed.

Shutting down the image, Alberona was all smiles as Makarov chuckled.

"I don't blame him one bit for running!" "Any woman can be terrifying! Poor man…with that speed they'll catch him in no time"

"I can't believe he used me as a decoy" Alzack grumbled as Wendy looked around.

"I wonder what job that other Cana was talking about with Erza?"

"Probably something perverted knowing those two!" The guild thought as Erza looked like she was in a daze. "A whole week of strawberry cheesecake…"

"That was a really nice universe. Have you been there?" Levy asked the visitors who shook their head's.

"Nah. It's just…really nice there you know? Bunch of cute kids running around and they're all happy. We don't want to mess that up. Interesting thing though is that every version of that string has Natsu married to one of you ladies with a kid. Be it Evergreen, Laki, Mira…or even Bisca. Hell, I think in one of them Natsu married Sorano" Sam told the guild who were kind of shocked at that.

"So, your saying that Natsu was left behind from Tenrou and became guild master in each variation of that group of realities? Then married one of us and had a child?" Lisanna blushed slightly as she realized she could see a version of herself married with a cute daughter or son to her crush.

"It makes sense, mortal. Several universes have similar traits to the closest ones in their grouping"

"You know…it reminds me of that one universe we saw with Natsu's kids all grown up" Laki said simply as Knightwalker interrupted.

"Grown up, huh? What were they like?" the white haired huntress asked she looked toward the wood mage for answers.

"Well…they were the children of Erza, Lisanna, and Lucy and Natsu was the guild master. But…well, they did kill all those dark mages" she said softly as the huntress shrugged. The lives of dark mages didn't matter to her in the slightest.

"Good for them. Killing dark mages should be a given since they are evil bastards" the huntress smiled as some of the mages cringed. They kept forgetting of how easily these people would kill if yesterday was anything to go by.

"Oh, I remember that one. Your talking of the one where I married Dimaria?"

Slowly giggling…The four remaining visitors started to full blown laugh at the absurdity of the pairing.

"You and Dimaria!? What a load of shit! The only way that probably happened was the same as all the others! The girl got drunk and didn't realize she was going to ruin her life by getting knocked up by a loser! I mean, the one we know would rather die that be shackled to some lame ass weakling" Sam pointed out with a laugh, making Romeo scowl.

"HEY! WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM! Ever since you got here you've been bashing me! I'm a good person dang it!"

"Yeah! I doubt you treat your own Romeo like this!" Macao shot back to the woman, not caring that she could probably beat him with ease….just as the guild doors were kicked open once more.

"Actually. Our Romeo is dead. The locust killed him along with you Macao and your wife during the first hours of the invasion. For us, you and your son are nothing but dead meat somewhere in the ruins of Crocus. So why should we care about the feelings of some punk kid that only finds success with women too drunk to know any better?" McGarden informed them all as she strode in, her left hand clenching a bottle of red liquid as her face scowled. Next to her was Marvell and the second Carla, their faces almost blank with non-caring.

"Sounds like she's feeling better…" Levy murmured in sadness, hearing the fate of the young man and his father.

"I…died against those monsters?" the boy asked, his voice wavering at this latest news.

"Yeah, but then, so did millions of others" The scientist informed with a sneer as she walked up to Evergreen. Staring at the woman who was sitting down with her team, McGarden thrust the bottle forward.

"Cherry wine…for the hug" she said simply before walking away and taking a place at the bar with Marvell and Carla.

"Was that an apology?" Laxus asked his team mate in wonder as the woman glanced at the bottle in her grasp. "I…really don't know" she replied back before returning her attention to the conversation.

"Don't…you feel sad about that?" Erza asked the returned woman who looked like she had never cried at all.

"Sure I do. He was a good kid. Liked comic books and had a small crush on Meredy even if he was ten. He was family…and then he was snuffed out in an instant" McGarden replied with a snap of her fingers. Like I said yesterday, we don't hate the good ones, we just don't see why any girl would want to be with him when there are far better men available" She finished before turning away in her chair to face the bar.

"I'm done talking about this shit. Mira? I'd like a foot long sub with bacon, chicken, ranch, lettuce and pickles…and a soda I guess…"

"Oh…um…okay" the barmaid replied as she moved toward the kitchen to prepare the hardened woman's meal.

"OKAY! THAT'S IT! WE'RE LOOKING AT MY UNIVERSE! NO DISCUSSION!" Natsumi yelled as she jumped from her seat, her large breasts heaving as she ran over to the turned off I.V.D.

"What an abrupt change of topic…" Observer noticed as many of the mages simply shrugged. After all, when she talked about it, her universe seemed very calm and friendly just like the one with Cana as a mom.

"Ah! Maybe I should just go there! I haven't been home in weeks! They're probably worried sick about me!" Natsumi ranted as Happy hovered near her shoulder.

"OH! I bet Mira will give me some yummy fish!"

"You just ate one! I watched you do it!" the busty pinkette snapped at the cat as she input commands to the machine.

Taking a small thinking pose, Happy shook his head in disagreement. "No…I would remember that…"

"Of course you forgot…" She groaned out before pushing one final button. "UNIVERSE ONE THIRTY TWO-F! HELL YEAH!" She cheered as the viewscreen showed a different world once more.

Like many versions of Magnolia, this one was showing a warm summer day as the bustling city went about its business. Buildings of glass and steel glimmered as construction crews built and worked, making new housing for the growing population. Businesses and several factories boomed with industry as several cars and trucks powered by magic drove through throngs of traffic.

In the center of the city along its widest road was a familiar structure of two pillars, the Magnolia Gate. It was turned off at the moment as crews calibrated and doubled checked the new technology during maintenance. And of course…the familiar guild hall was at the north of the city, its flags fluttering in the breeze as the view moved inside to reveal its inhabitants.

"No way…"

"I don't believe it…"

"What are the odds…" Several mages said in stunned disbelief as they looked at the image. Standing there once more was the bearded Natsu, the older Asuka, and the same Happy as they sat at a table with Bisca, Cana, and Lucy.

"WE JUST SAW THEM YESTERDAY! AND HE STILL HAS THAT DAMN HOBO BEARD!" Grey shouted as he jumped upward, pointing at the doubles across the fabric of reality.

"SHUT UP! THAT BEARD IS AWESOME YOU ICE PICK!" Natsu roared in defense of his double.

"Quiet you two" Erza instructed sternly, her gaze meeting both as they settled down once more.

"YAY! IT'S THE OLDER ME AGAIN!" Asuka cheered happily from her mother's lap.

"Huh? What the hell? There shouldn't be a Natsu or Asuka in my universe?" Natsumi said in confusion as she double checked the coordinates. They were correct.

"Natusmi? This is your home right? Don't you know what's going on?"

"No…last time I visited, there was no double of Natsu there"

"Wait…last time the other Levy was saying that they had saved those three from some plague universe where we all died. I think he might be living there now" Lucy observed as Juvia could only agree.

"Don't forget all the other doubles that showed up from some universe hit by meteors…does your universe rescue others from bad worlds?" the rainwoman asked the pinkette who gave a slight nod.

"Yeah…its kind of our thing. We try to find new homes for the lost and broken. Not just Fairy Tail, but other guilds as well during our explorations. But my friends are cautious when it comes to that…hmmm. I need to investigate" She replied quickly as she activated a new portal before jumping through with her own Happy.

"Remember mortals, the ones we saw could have been very similar in nature" the stellar constellation reminded them as Gajeel scoffed.

"Then how do you explain them knowing the one thirty seven's? That other Levy said it specifically" the iron slayer replied before setting his attention on the new events unfolding. "Maybe we can find out what happened to those three in more detail"

Natsu was already standing between Asuka and the three girls, his hand lit on fire while the spinning vortex hung in the air. Watching as the pink haired female emerged with her own Happy, the man felt his arm restrained as he moved forward to strike.

"Wait Natsu! That's Natsumi! She's from here" Lucy explained lightly as the man slowly released the tension in his muscles.

"Are you sure? She could be some…impostor" The man said evenly before tracking his eyes back to the woman and second Happy.

"Well I'm not. I grew up here" She replied with crossed arms as Cana sprinted past the stoic man and his daughter.

"AH! NATSUMI! IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU!" The lush cried with joy as their bosom's squished against each other.

"AHH! LIKEWISE!" The pinkette cheered back as they hugged a little more before releasing the embrace. Glancing around, the slayer saw most of her friends in the hall as they each gave their own greeting.

"So…how's your man? Still killing those horrible monsters?" Cana smirked as she set a hand on her hip, cocking it to the left.

"You know he is. Too bad I fired some tank rounds through his house…he was a little upset about that. But...he rather have me safe and alive then worry about some kitchenware" the woman laughed as Juvia, Mira, and Erza approached, joining the group.

"Yes, it's been a while and we were starting to worry" the knight said lightly as Natsumi nodded, her hand running through her pink locks.

"Yeah…sorry about that. Things got…pretty bad there. I'll fill you all in later. What I'm really curious about is where these three came from?" she pointed out as Asuka stepped forward with Happy on her shoulders.

"Mira brought us here from our world….it was nothing but death. Everybody died five years ago…but some of them didn't stay dead. A few weeks ago I was eating canned dog food on the roof of an abandoned building as walking spore zombies crowded the streets below. We had run there to escape some raiders…I know what they would have done to a young woman like me…"

"It was brutal and harsh. There was no room for mercy against others. People and civilization broke and unraveled in weeks…the plague just…burned through whole cities. Then water and power failed…looting broke out as countries tore themselves apart. I saw people murder children for bottles of clean water and just leave the bodies for stray dogs. I had to learn alongside Asuka…how to survive and kill. There were some days…I had to cook rat for her so she had something to eat! I…I did my best to keep her alive and safe for Bisca! I promised her before she died!" The man shouted, his temper flaring as his daughter quickly grabbed his hand.

"It's okay dad…I know you did your best"

"Zombies too along with losing his whole world and family? No wonder he killed those bandits without mercy" Evergreen said, studying the bearded man with a sense of pity.

"Makes sense why he's so protective of Asuka…but dog food and rat? That's…just awful for a young girl to eat" Bisca whispered to herself while holding her young daughter.

"I just hope they're getting proper food now. We only saw a quick glimpse last time" Kinana told the guild who could only nod at the woman's words.

Crouching down, Natsumi was eye level with Asuka as she looked into the maiden's irises. They both held the gaze for a minute, studying each other in silence before finally breaking the view and turning to Natsu.

"She's a good kid…I can tell. While it may be a little late, I hope you can make a new home here" the woman smiled as Asuka nodded.

"She's nice dad…and I can tell she killed people too…bad people like I had too. She understands" the young woman relayed to the bearded father figure.

"Is that right? Alright…If she knows, then she knows" He finished before heading back to his table to finish his meal.

"She had to kill people too!? That's…not right" Romeo shouted out in surprise at this other version of Asuka.

"I like her. She looks like a tough kid like Marvell here. And total props to that Natsu keeping a kid alive during some zombie apocalypse by himself" Knightwalker praised as Marvell seemed to grow a bit taller from the words.

"So Asuka? Has everybody been nice to you here?" Natsumi asked as the girl gave a slow nod.

"They have…it's…really great to see my mom again. Her and some of the other girls have been taking me shopping and helping me with schoolwork. Juvia even managed to convince my dad to get ice cream…it was tasty"' The girl smiled before a pondering look came over her features as Happy flew around and played with his other self nearby.

"That was a fun day! You got brain freeze because you ate it too fast!" Juvia exclaimed with a warm smile as she cast a glance at Natsu…surrounded by love rivals.

"There is something weird though…"

"Oh?"

"Yeah…I might be imagining it, but every now and then I catch Bisca, Evergreen or one of the other girls looking at my dad weird. I asked Wendy about it, but she can't figure it out either. It's almost how Kinana, Laki and that other Evergreen were all dating that other Grey…or how that other Levy and Lisanna were dating the second Laxus…but that doesn't make sense? No way a whole group of women would just fall for my dad on day one, that's completely insane"

"Wait…I HAD A HAREM AND I MISSED IT!?" Grey yelled out as Laxus clutched his head in fury.

"DAMMIT! ALL WE'VE SEEN IS NATSU GETTING WOMEN AND I COULD'VE RUBBED IT IN HIS STUPID ASH FACE!"

"ME TOO! WE PROBABLY MISSED IT BY MINUTES! A CHANCE TO PROVE WE COULD BEAT THAT FIRE PUNK IN GETTING WOMEN!" the lightning mage raged at his table.

"THAT'S WHAT YOUR UPSET ABOUT! I'M IN A HAREM WITH GREY NOW! AAAUGGHHH!" Evergreen shouted in complete frustration as Lisanna and Levy simply blushed at this revelation.

"I…I SHARE LAXUS!" the shorter girls mentally yelled as Juvia glared at Laki, Kinana, and Evergreen around the room.

"So..the truth comes out…YOUR ALL LOVE RIVALS!" the water mage shouted as she gathered some of her magic.

"No, we're not! We just see Grey as a friend!" each female shouted as they suddenly made a realization. "Is this what Lucy has to go through?"

"Why are you surprised? You've seen Natsu have multiple women. It's not impossible for some of you others as well to be with other men" Observer stated as the mages got excitable once again.

"Seriously…our own Grey is dating Lucy and Flare. And I know that Kamika has a huge crush on Laxus back home. You guys are just too lame at the moment" McGarden informed them before taking a bite from her freshly served sub.

"FLARE TOO! SO, ANOTHER LOVE RIVAL!" Juvia yelled as she turned to Grey. "How long have you loved her…?" she asked softly with broken eyes.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" The ice mage yelled back as Natsu couldn't help but laugh at the man.

"Well…I guess we found out that you can get multiple girls, Laxus"Bicslow smirked as his friend grumbled.

"I wanted to actually see it…"

"SHUT UP YOU MORON'S! I WANT TO SEE MORE!" Marvell yelled, the girl surprisingly bringing the guild under control as they turned back to the viewscreen.

"Huh…maybe they just want to make sure you three are fitting in well. After all, you survived some horrific things so maybe it's their way of keeping an eye on you all" Natsumi reasoned as Asuka nodded her head.

"I guess…that's reasonable. After all, that first morning Natsu did put a knife to Lucy's throat..."

"I apologized for that. I just moved on instinct when somebody came in the room" the man said over his shoulder as the blonde nodded.

"I don't blame you…I'd be very nervous and jumpy too after fighting zombies for years"

"Don't forget Natsu, your making very good progress in opening up. We know its been difficult for you and trying to build your trust, but you've already helped on several missions and jobs" Erza told the man with a smile as Juvia gave a short hop in the hall.

"AND JUVIA HELPED POUR CONCRETE FOR HIS NEW HOUSE! Natsu would've said no earlier!"

"I still think you've been bribing Happy with fish behind my back to volunteer me for shit" The man grunted out as Juvia looked away awkwardly. "Juvia has no idea what your talking about…" the rainwoman said slyly before walking away as Mira walked towards Natsumi. Pointing to the library in silence, the pink haired female understood as she slinked away with her friend.

Moving in, Mira locked the door with a smile.

"Sooo…what do you think?" she asked as Natsumi took a thinking pose.

"Hmmm…well, he knows how to kill and fight, so that's definite similarity to Dragneel. He seems reasonably intelligent compared to most Natsu's. From what I could sense of his magic, he's no slouch"

"It's actually been growing. Now that he isn't malnourished and half starved, his magic is skyrocketing. And take in his age at twenty four, that's natural growth too. We think he might be able to challenge Gildarts already! Of course, all three of them have bad nightmares…but each day they open up some more. It's been easier with Happy and Asuka of course" Mira stated while crossing her arms beneath her bust.

"So…He's similar to Dragneel that fights the locust? Have any of you managed to make him yours yet?" Natsumi asked her friend who groaned. Walking further into the library, they found Levy standing before a large chart.

"WHY DOES THAT CHART SAY 'FUTURE NATSU QUEEN!? AND WHY IS EVERY GIRL EXCEPT LISANNA ON IT!?" Wakaba shouted as Alberona laughed.

"Those girls in Natsumi's universe finally found one…their very own Dragneel that is smart, kills, and a known survivor…good for them"

"YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS!" The men shouted as once again, Natsu blushed by what this could possibly mean.

"Obviously you idiot! Those girls have been pining for their very own hardcore Natsu. Not just some random happy go lucky idiot, but one that would kill to protect them in a heartbeat! A Natsu that was smart and intelligent! A Natsu that faced horrors…that knew the world wasn't all rainbows and sunshine! So yeah! We all knew they were looking and I'm damn glad they're making some good progress!"

"Just…figures that he gets more chicks again…" the smoking man complained as the visitors just ignored the complaint.

"Ah Natsumi! Glad to see your back!' Levy said with a warm smile as the three women gathered around the graph. It was a sticky board to be precise, with each woman having points near her name and a place marker. The first place spot was actually tied among four women, with the little icons of Bisca, Mira, Evergreen and Levy all at the same level of points. Right below them for second was Cana as Erza, Lucy, and the other girls vied for various rankings.

"So, we started this chart to find out which one of us is in the lead. These points are tallied with who takes a job with him, spending time with Asuka or Happy, giving him some advice, or damsel points. That's how Cana jumped to second…sly drunk" Levy pouted.

"WHY AM I TIED WITH YOU THREE! NO! WHY IS MY DOUBLE EVEN TRYING!?" Evergreen yelled in complete frustration before slamming her face to the table. "Just wake me when its over…" she told her friends as a low cloud of depression hovered over her.

"Well…we know that other Alzack won't be in the picture. It kinda makes sense why Bisca would be one of the main contenders" Levy reasoned as she tried to ignore the fact her double wanted that bearded Natsu.

"I really hope that other Levy fucks him first" McGarden said simply before taking a gulp of her drink.

"Don't say something like that!" she yelled at her twin who smirked at her crimson face.

"Your right…I don't need to hear that either" Gajeel agreed as Erza frowned.

"Why am I in third and Mira's first! Not fair dammit!"

"Yes! If the other me wins, Natsu could enjoy that other Mira's cooking as they enjoy his new house like a family!" the eldest Strauss woman mentally hoped as they turned back to Natsumi's reality.

"I see…that totally makes sense! And I'm guessing whoever sleeps with him first becomes the queen, right?"

"Obviously" Both Mira and Levy replied with sure tones as the script mage covered up and hid the graph. No need for Natsu or his little family to find it just yet. Walking toward the library door, Natsumi was all smiles as her friends finally seemed to find a winner. The fact he had a great daughter was just a plus!

Finally emerging from the side room, the three women watched in amusement as Bisca talked and laughed with her teenage daughter. When one thought about it, the two were only three years apart…but nobody wished to change it for the younger female.

"I'm happy for you girls. I think he'll make a great addition here. Just take it—" The woman didn't get to finish as the guild doors were kicked open.

"NATSUMI MY LOVE! GREY KNEW THE INSTANT YOU RETURNED!" Grey shouted out with joy as he stood there with the sun at his back…making it look like he was glowing with a burst of light at the entranceway. But the really noticeable thing was the large, heart shaped costume portraying both of them married as the man started to fling roses and petals toward the woman of his desires.

"AH! GREY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR RETURN MY LOVE! HE WILL MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOU TEN..No…TWENTY! No…THIRTY SEVEN BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN! He even wrote a song for it!" The man said loudly as the fire slayer took a horrified step backwards with Grey taking out his guitar.

"Oh Natsumi! You melt my frozen heart with you flames of love…"

"WHAT THE HELL!?" the ice mage screamed in horror. It was just as bad when he confessed to that other Natusmi! No…IT WAS HORRIBLE!

"HeheheHAHABWAHAHAHAHA! YOU ACT JUST LIKE JUVIA! EXCEPT IT'S WORSE!" Elfman pointed as he laughed, making those around him join in the laughter.

"YOUR SO LAME IT'S PAINFUL! HAHAHAHAHA!" Gajeel roared out as he slapped a palm to his forehead, unable to contain his humor.

"LOOK AT HIM! HE ACTUALLY WORE A HEART COSTUME!" Laxus guffawed with his team as tears of uncontrollable laughter slid down Freed's face.

"I COMPLETELY FORGOT HOW MUCH HE SUCKED THERE!" Marvell laughed out loud as she held her sides, her intake of sharp breath mixing with all her friends in the room.

"I…I'm sorry Grey…It's too funny!" Erza tried to apologize as she held a closed fist near her lips, her face contorted in mirth and happiness as many of the other women in the hall joined in at the expense of the ice mage.

"AAAHHH! THIS IS MAKING ME SICK!" Natsu shouted as Lucy laughed next to him, her rich feminine laugher filling the air.

"Oh…he's dancing now!" Jet pointed out as the guild just erupted in laughter once more.

"SHUT UP YOU JACKASSES!" Grey ranted as the horror of his double finally set in. "He..He want's Natsumi…he want's to make babies with her…I..ugh…" Running to the bathroom, the ice mage would empty his stomach for the next several minutes as Natsu slumped against the table, completely green with nausea.

"Does this make Natsumi a love rival too!" Juvia asked as the guild just laughed some more.

"I…I…I have to see how she reacts!" Cana said between deep breaths, her breast bouncing with each laugh as all the women behind the bar tried to control themselves…but failed.

"Even I can tell that would be embarrassing…" Observer reasoned as it turned its attention to the other universe.

"Huh…So that's what he's like when Natsumi returns" Natsu pondered as Grey ran up to him, his song only half sung as roses covered the floor.

"Stay away from her, love rival! She's my fire princess! A beautiful angel of flame!" He shot out as Natsu stared blankly at the ice mage.

"Your…a complete idiot" He uttered before turning away. Cana had asked him something and the man missed it.

Thinking his rival was sufficiently cowed, Grey turned his gaze to Natsumi, the woman dripping sweat from his attention. Moving over, his fluffy heart costume radiated his desire as he stood before the voluptuous woman. "Natsumi my love. I'm glad you have returned. We can return to my home and discuss our future together. What do you think of our first daughter being named Grace?" he asked hopefully as Levy and Mira tried to hide their amusement.

"Grey…" The fire mage uttered as she set her hands on his shoulders…before tightening her grip in nightmarish female fury.

"NO WAY IN HELL!" She screamed out while lifting him above her head and threw him toward an open window.

"AIIIEEEE! MY LOVE THROWS ME SO WELL!" He admired before flying through the window to the area outside. A mighty crash was heard as glares of anger and annoyance decorated Natsumi's beautiful features.

"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN GO FIND SOME OTHER NATSUMI! I DON'T CARE YOU ICE BRAINED DUMBASS!" She finished ranting before calming herself. Turning to Asuka who had a look of humor on her face, it almost matched the impishness of Bisca and the two Happy's.

"This is why I don't visit more…that moron. Seriously! I've explained and explained! Uhhh…fighting the locust is almost easier…" She scowled as Happy flew up to the woman standing there in a huff.

"Just give him thirty seven babies and he'll leave you alone"

"I'M NOT DOING THAT!" She barked as the cat flew around.

"AHH! NATSUMI IS CRANKY AGAIN!"

Letting out a groan as she pinched her nose, the female turned her attention to Erza as the woman was sitting at the next table near Natsu's, unable to find a place near the man she desired in secret.

"Erza"

"Hmmm? Yes?" the redhead asked as she noticed the serious tone of the pinkette.

"I need you to send a message to Hisui and the king here. Universe one thirty seven-C will be needing significant food and medicine supplies. They aren't asking for troops, but the last month has been devastating for them. Just let them know. I'm sure it will take several days to start moving things toward the gate and by then a representative will arrive to hammer things out, okay?"

"It must be awful if they're actually asking for help. They're a prideful bunch" Evergreen stated from the bar as she sat with Laki, both women trying not to study the man sitting with the other bimbo's….er…friends.

"Yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna head out" She smiled while moving toward the dimensional technology in the corner, inputting several commands once more as her own Happy hovered above. Activating the crackling vortex as it popped and crackled, she gave one last look to Natsu, Asuka and the other Happy.

"I'm glad you three are here. I hope you can make a happy life and regain things you've lost…universe knows you deserve it" She smiled before walking through…

Emerging into universe twenty one-A, the woman walked forward as her large breasts gave a small bounce despite the restraints. The portal closed behind them as she moved toward the bar…even as a few mages still chuckled and giggled at her.

"ALRIGHT! YES! HE'S AN IDIOT! Ever since I started developing, he's been after me and…he's lame as hell!" She pouted in her seat before spinning away to face the giant mirror behind the bar.

"It must be horrible…" Natsu tried to sympathize as his face slowly regained color. Glancing at Grey, the man looked absolutely pale from the horrors of vomiting.

"I don't understand mortal. Your universe has access to the dimensional technology, can't he just find a different version of yourself willing to mate with him?"

"I've tried that…he wants me…specifically. I don't know what to do with him. I love my fire king and want a future with him. But my version of Grey is just a helpless fool. I've tried letting him down easy…hitting him, yelling at him. Hell, I tried to set him up with Juvia, but she refused"

"NOOOO! Why would other me refuse his romance!" The water mage wailed as she slammed her head to the table.

"Why are you freaking out! That other you was interested in that bearded Natsu!" Gajeel shouted at his friend who just pouted.

"But…he sang to Natsumi…GREY! SING TO ME!" Juvia gasped out as she clutched the man.

"NO WAY!" the man shot back.

"I'm just glad that Asuka is able to meet her mother again and they're bonding. Her life just sounded horrible. Eating dog food and rat so you won't starve…zombies and raiders…and her life was like that for years. I kinda hope that other version of me wins…that insane contest they've come up with" Bisca admitted as Alzack stared at her dumbfounded.

"What! A girl like that needs motherly advice!" Bisca huffed out as she held her own daughter.

"Still, it's just surprising we watched them yesterday…uh, what are damsel points?" Cana asked her twin who shrugged.

"Probably when Natsu saves a girl from a bad situation. Those others probably just think it's a great way to rack up points for victory"

"I'm just relieved Wendy is too young for that sort of thing" Carla admitted as she looked at her own dragon slayer who nodded.

"Right! Natsu is cool, but uh…that's too um…"

"I still think he looks like a hobo" Grey stated as Natsu glared at him.

"Then go to his face and tell him that, see what happens" Sam reasoned as she nursed a drink in her hands against the bar.

"NO WAY! I'LL PROBABLY CATCH STUPID FROM THAT OTHER ME!"

"Oh…it wasn't that…bad…" Erza tried to say with a giggle as the recent events played out in her mind's eye.

"Anyway!" Knightwalker interrupted as she stood up from her bar stool, large breasts straining her top as Erza was reminded of her own attire. "What universe do you mages want to see next?"

Hearing soft murmurings and low talking, the guild was trying to come to a conclusion. They knew they didn't want to see some war torn world like the fallout universe of Sera, and the last two had been pretty happy and peaceful.

"Um…well, we just saw one of your closest allies right? What about the other one? You know…the sex slave universe?" Kinana asked softly as she looked at some of the women responsible for liberating that world from bondage.

"Why would you choose that one, Kinana?" Makarov asked the soft spoken girl who fidgeted her hands.

"Well…I'm…a little curious as to how their lives are now. I know I'll never understand what they went through, but some of our guests really helped them achieve their dreams…and that's good. right?"

Cocking an eyebrow, McGarden turned toward the purplette as her eyes gave a hint of darkness. "You do understand that it wasn't just Fiore, right? That this kind of brutal subjugation was world wide and millions of women were forced into that life for centuries"

"I know that"

"And you do know that I personally killed Jet and Droy there…that aside from Natsu and Makarov, all your male friends were sick, slaving rapists that would not hesitate to sell you….to brutalize you just because of your gender?"

"I remember what Mulan told us all about it when she was here. But you all said they're close allies…"

Letting out a sigh, the scarred woman stood up before heading to the I.V.D. as Knightwalker joined her, indicating her desire to travel as well.

"I'll be visiting them with E.K. here, but you all watch from here. However…if any of you have some strange desire to go there and apologize…don't. If Laxus or Gajeel were to step into that hall, those girls would capture you and most likely have you imprisoned for invading their world. Only Natsu, Makarov and men approved by them are allowed to visit. The women are welcome however if you ever wish to meet them personally. Also, every female in that hall loves that Natsu, including Bisca, Evergreen and the seventeen year old Wendy, understand?" She told them evenly with no room for humor or teasing.

"Of..of course…" Evergreen whispered, remembering what Mulan had told her yesterday. "That other version of me was…defiled for wanting to learn…to read. If the men were that monstrous…I suppose I can accept this one loving Natsu…" She reasoned as the short woman input the commands to show a new world.

The view showed a Magnolia in the midst of new construction and ideas. Buildings of glass and steel were being erected, the work crews mostly female as the morning sun bore down on the city. Toward the western side of the growing burg, multiple factories wisped trails of smoke from foundries, manufacturing plants, consumer good factories, and even a new automotive plant. The familiar pillars of the Magnolia Gate could be seen, its functions shut down for the moment as trucks rumbled past, laden with steel for new apartment buildings in Hargeon as many women drove.

A trial of concrete was stretching to the north, men and women working side by side to connect Magnolia with Oak Town and other cities along the growing freeway system. Belching machines were mostly operated by women, steamrollers flattening the new material behind the physical laborers.

On the streets themselves, many females walked about their business with a smaller mixture of men as stores advertised wares and products. Many were smiling, enjoying their new found freedom and status as several propaganda billboards decorated several rooftops.

Ladies! A mind is a terrible thing to waste!

Enroll this fall at Magnolia Tech and learn a trade!

Another one showed a woman in a hardhat, hefting a large sledgehammer over her shoulder as an orange construction vest overlaid her work clothes.

Women can work! Join Fiore's growing industries and build your future!

The next one rested on the roof of a six story business, show casing a familiar Redhead with twin braids that flowed behind her. She was holding a lancer rifle, her body covered in Gear armor as purple lights ran up the chest plate of her feminine torso.

Strength.

Determination.

Sisterhood.

Join the Valkrie Army today!

Moving past the image, the view moved toward a familiar guild hall, but with several differences. The most discernable was the large house behind the hall that could qualify as a small mansion. It took up the places were the dorms normally would be as the guild's flags fluttered in the wind. Attached to the left side of the guild was some new construction, a small addition that was only partially finished as a work crew of women hammered and went about their jobs under the watch of a forewoman.

The view then moved inside the hall, revealing all of the women of Fairy Tail chatting and spending time with each other. Natsu was at a table, surrounded by the very pregnant forms of Lucy, Laki, Lisanna, Kinana, and Evergreen as they all ate a happy breakfast with each other. The tiny form of a kitten version of Happy and Carla were nearby, the two young ones sharing a fish as an almost adult Wendy ate her own meal. Her breasts were large, straining against her blue dress as her womanly form was awash with sunlight from an open window. But the most surprising thing was the forms of Irene, Layla, and Ur at their own table.

"I…I'm pregnant there!" Laki said in soft surprise as she studied herself with the growing belly.

"Not just, you Laki! But me too!" Lisanna admired as she glanced at Natsu who had a hint of red.

"Ugh…well….I guess it's okay this time…" Evergreen pouted as Lucy, Grey and Erza studied the three older women.

"It's Ur…" Grey reassured himself as Lucy and Erza could only look at their parallel mothers across the fabric of realities.

"And our mothers…" the two friends added in as their eyes were filled with sadness. They knew what most likely had happened with those two…and several of the other women in the guild.

"Interesting…" McGarden said while stroking her chin, her eyes contemplating this new development. Pulling her portal gun from a holster, she summoned a spinning breech before walking through with Knightwalker.

"There really is no warning when she does that…is there?" Elfman asked the other girls.

"Not really. She always has that damn gun. She just…hops around" Marvell stated as Observer gave a small glare to this new reality.

"I can feel a tinge of this worlds past history…so much evil was done here…"

The guild of women was instantly on guard as the portal formed, their hands bristling with magic or weapons. Irene already had her lancer at the ready, aiming down the sights as the colors swirled and mixed in the air.

"Stay behind me, Erza" The soldier ordered as she stepped forward to protect her daughter as the light flashed. Instantly recognizing the scarred face of McGarden…and the white haired woman, she lowered her guard as Natsu slowly eased back his magic.

"It's McGarden! And…a white haired Erza!" Levy shouted with joy as the guild visibly relaxed.

"Hey ladies! It's been awhile!" Natsu said with a happy tone as the two women strode forward.

"Sure, has Natsu…looks like you've been busy you sly dog" the bustier Levy replied back in a teasing manner as the women crowded around the duo.

"It's great to see you again!"

"Are you doing okay?"

"Who's this white haired Erza?" many of the girls asked in excitement as the huntress scowled.

"I'M KNIGHTWALKER DAMN IT! I JUST HAPPENED TO LOSE A BET AGAINST SOME OTHER ERZA!" She shouted as many of the women gained eyes of wonder.

"Knightwalker…as in one of the war angels?" Irene asked softly before taking a knee, her head bowed. "It…IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU!" she shouted sternly while clutching her rifle.

"Hey…no bowing okay? I hate it. Weirds me out" The woman told the older soldier who rose to her feet as her eyes brimmed with a few tears.

"But…you saved us! Showed us we could fight! You ended our slavery toward the men! I have to show my respects!"

"It's fine. The fact that you're a soldier is enough"

"Now come on, I'm sure you ladies have been busy since I last saw you all" McGarden said with a grin as Cana stepped forward, holding up a small card with a big grin.

"Look McGarden! I studied really hard and got my liquor license! I can serve drinks now! I actually just started a part time job at a bar down the street!" She smiled before it faded. "I don't actually drink that much anymore though. When I was a sex slave, men would make me drink so much I wouldn't know what was happening…it happened when three or more would hire me for the night…" she said sadly as Evergreen set a comforting hand on Cana's shoulder.

"It's okay, Cana. Many of us went through horrible ordeals at the hands of those pigs. Even though Juvia and the others didn't endure that, they were hunted…targeted along with Natsu. We all suffered, but now we have a bright future in front of us" She told the friend while holding her swelling belly.

"Well said, Evergreen. Hey, want to know something? Your being watched by a different Fairy Tail right now"

"We are? Were the women raped there as well?" Erza asked simply while standing next to her mother.

"No, nothing like that. They were just curious about you all" Knightwalker informed them as she leaned against a pillar.

"So…that means they're surrounded by those evil cocksuckers like Grey, Elfman, or Laxus?" Juvia asked as McGarden nodded.

"Yeah, they're alive and well there" she replied as Juvia's eyes became downcast.

"Juvia feels sorry for the women there…having to deal with that worthless trash on a daily basis. She should go there and cut off Grey's cock like he deserves"

"Wh..what?" the ice mage stuttered as the other men paled. The tone of that other Juvia meant she was completely serious in her threat.

"No…Grey is very nice here…"

"Well, to that other Juvia, your nothing but a rapist monster. If your life was in danger, she wouldn't help at all…would save the girls though" Sam said casually as the ice mage gulped once more.

"Ah…you don't need to worry about him. He's a complete idiot. Hasn't even kissed a girl" Knightwalker informed the women who started to lower their guard.

"Still…he's such a vile creature. I still remember when he forced me to have sex with him along with Gildarts and Jet at once…they made me beg for their seed" Mira shivered at the memory of her former life.

"Well don't worry, if they had been like that, I'd probably have killed them already…say Mira? Did you ever bury your brother?" Knightwalker asked the other white haired woman who simply scoffed along with Lisanna.

"Why would we care about that rapist pig that sold us? No, after the initial battle, we left his corpse for the dogs to eat in the street. I mean…we ended up purging almost seventy percent of the male population from Magnolia in the following days. Why would we even try to recover that sack of flaming dog shit?" Lisanna spat out in unbridled hatred at her deceased brother.

"Hey…calm down alright? Your carrying our future" Natsu said warmly as Lisanna leaned into him with comfort in her eyes.

"They…really hate most of us" Elfman stated simply as Alberona nodded.

"It…just sounds so awful. How could their own brother do that to them…" Mira added in with downcast eyes. "They…made her beg while being raped!? Its…barbaric!"

"Hate would be too nice. They all loathe you men. Many of you personally raped them…made them perform disgusting acts…sometimes in public. While they do understand that many versions of you are decent, they….have a very difficult time caring if you die or not. That's why you will not be allowed there…ever" The brunette finished with finality as Observer asked a question.

"Have these mortals gone to other realities? It seems to be pointless given the fact they just finished a revolution"

"Just a couple. They helped during the evacuation of that world facing a killer asteroid. But for the most part, they stick to their own reality"

"That's probably for the best" the celestial creature replied as the guild went back to watching the other world.

"So, I'm wondering why Layla, Ur, and Irene are here? I heard you rebelled from your former masters at the "Milf Whore' sex guild, but that's it" McGarden asked as she sat near her smiling double and Bisca.

"Well…after the initial uprising, the three of us vowed to find all the men that fucked us in the 'Slut pit' and kill them. It took us several weeks to track them all down…nine hundred thirteen men were killed by our hands. Of course…I heard about the life my daughter had…I still remember when they first found us hiding in a cave…twenty men had their way with us both. I had to watch my own daughter gag on cock while I was forced to do the same! Then they took her away and sold her!" Irene screamed in hatred as her fist clenched.

"But then…I heard about the Valkrie army…how your universe and the Seran's were helping to re-establish a new way of doing things. I…wanted to get strong! To make sure no other women would endure what I did! So while Layla and Ur turned their attentions to educating young girls, I turned mine to war. In the months that followed, I made a name for myself by wiping out terrorist cells of men in Fiore…but helping our sister's in arms cull the males in Bosco. I soon found myself in command of a battalion of female soldiers, many of them former slaves. But…I couldn't face her. How could I when I failed to protect my lone daughter…"

Erza's face was ashen, her eyes wide after hearing that horrid tale. "Twenty men…defiled my double in front of her mother…for their amusement and pleasure?" The red-head gulped as she turned to Sam.

"Why would you even consider this world as a potential ally? The sheer amount of evil that has taken place here…" she whispered in horror as Natsu clenched his fists, his anger and fury eminent. But he wasn't the only one…many of the men were visibly shaking with anger at what happened to that other Erza.

"Because they get it…They understand horror and death…of suffering. Yes, it's different than the locust, but it's also similar in other aspects. If I had to chose between your universe or theirs to fight beside me, it would be them every time" the brunette finished simply as they returned their attention to Irene's story.

"It was a few weeks ago. I was doing drills with my battalion at the base near Oak Town when this strange man just…appeared. He asked me about Natsu. I'd heard of him…the man that protected women while fighting off slavers…a man that never asked for anything in return. It disturbed this man I wasn't with Natsu…or even knew him on a personal level. He asked me if I wanted to meet him, but I couldn't with my daughter there…the shame I felt was too great. When I mentioned I would if my two best friends were with me, he just…vanished then reappeared with Layla and Ur. Then a few moments later we were outside the guild" Irene paused as she looked at her daughter with misting eyes.

"I am not ashamed to say I cried…Erza forgave me for my failure"

"It's not your fault mother. We were powerless to stop what happened to us and millions of others"

"What was his name?" McGarden asked in curiosity as Layla turned her attention to the woman that saved their world.

"He said his name was Atlas. That he served the Alverez empire from another reality. He had technology just like your own"

"Atlas? Like the one we saw of that emperor with the older Wendy?" Romeo asked in confusion as he looked around the hall at his friends.

"It most likely was a different version than the one we saw. We already stretched the laws of coincidence with Natsumi's universe being viewed twice in two days. Are you visitors curious about this Alverez empire we witnessed?"

"Not really. Either they're a threat or not. And if they try shit, I'm sure McGarden will plant a neutron bomb in the center of their planet and waste it all. So long as they don't mess with us or any of our allies, I won't care" Sam replied with a wave as Natsu looked at Natsumi, her tube top showing off cleavage while she sat next to Lucy.

"A nutrone?'

"Neutron bomb. But yeah…we can't build those yet, but their way more powerful than nuclear bombs. Luckily McGarden knows a guy to hook us up with a few if needed"

"Of course she knows a guy to help her blow up planets…" Levy groaned out as she rested her chin on the table before looking at the viewscreen again.

"I see…" McGarden said while rubbing her chin. "Did he threaten you?" she asked as Natsu spoke up.

"Not…exactly. But he said the next time we meet we would be enemies"

"Hmmm…sounds like a piece of shit to me. Threatening former sex slaves like that. I just hope the universe he comes from dies in plasma fire"

"I forget how harsh you are…" Levy giggled before her eyes widened. "OH! GUESS WHAT! I can summon twenty sheets now!" she showcased while activating her own 'paper shredder' move. They spun lazily around her as her eyes bore concentration. Letting out a gasp, Levy dispelled it a few seconds later as sweat formed on her brow.

"WOW! Your making great progress! Too bad you're the only Levy to bother learning it…too bloody the others say…really can't figure out why…" McGarden pondered before pointing to Ur. "I've decided! The next round of pregnancies should be Ur, Irene, Erza, Juvia, and Bisca!"

"DON'T GO PROCLAIMING THAT! I already have five kids on the way!" Natsu barked as Happy giggled.

"That's because they keep dragging you to your room for kissy stuff!"

"Quiet!" He pouted as Juvia's eyes grew bright.

"YOU MEAN IT! JUVIA CAN HAVE A BABY NEXT!?

Taking a step back, the man awkwardly smiled as the five mentioned women looked at the man in question. "Well…If you women want to…I don't want to pressure you or anything since most of you are studying and training…lets just wait until Evergreen and the others have theirs first, okay?"

"Fine…" Erza pouted as she huffed.

"Oh! You could name your daughter Irene! Irene Scarlett Dragneel!" Layla cheered out as the redheaded mother nodded her head.

"That's a great name for my future grand-daughter. And many of us are quite skilled with sex so that's not a problem…"

"MOM!" I'll wait thank you very much!" Erza snapped as Knightwalker laughed, her warm chuckle filling the air.

"HA! Your all baby crazy!" the woman pointed out which only started a new round of teasing and joking among the former whores.

"Well…they seem happier at least?" Kinana told her friends, many of them giving curt nods.

"Based on what we know, many of them seem to be…more forthcoming when talking about…intimate activities. It just breaks my heart that so many of them had to go through such horrible things" Makarov said sadly with a shake of his head.

"I'm just disgusted with what my counterpart did there. Seriously, what kind of monster does that to innocent women?" Jet stated in anger after hearing what he did to that other Mira. It was vile and while he was no killer, he might have made an exception in this case.

"Same here. I know Mulan already told us about this during her visit, but to just hear some of the things…makes me ashamed of myself" Grey told the others as he shook his head before watching the parallel guild once more.

"So not to question, but why are you two here?" Layla asked as she helped Lucy back to her seat, the younger blonde very pregnant as the mother seemed to burst with pride.

"Well…the locust war went pretty bad and we could use your worlds help. Our king will actually be stopping by in a day or two to establish some sorta trade deal" McGarden informed them as Irene burst to her feet.

"I…I WILL BRING MY VALKRIES TO FULL READINESS! I WOULD CONSIDER IT A GREAT HONOR TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES!" the full breasted mother shouted toward the two as unbridled determination crossed her eyes.

"Um…it would probably be resources….but I'll see what I can do about your request" The scientist said awkwardly as she grabbed her portal gun. Typing in familiar commands, her eyes softened as she looked around the hall with Knightwalker at her side.

"You know…most universes meet us once and that's it. We roll out and they never see us again. But you ladies…I dunno. Your special. You endured hell…some of you for years. If we expand the alliance, you can bet your world will be part of it. But for now, enjoy the peace" She finished as she activated the breech. Watching as Knightwalker gave a short wave, the scarred woman gave a thumbs up, leaving the guild behind.

Once again emerging into the hall, the two quickly shut down the I.V.D. as the images of the five pregnant women faded along with all their friends.

"There you go. The former sex slave universe" McGarden informed them with a shrug as she let out a sigh.

"It must've been a nightmare for them…" Laki reasoned as Sam nodded.

"It was. No doubt they were repeatedly brutalized. But, with women in charge of the military and police forces, things are getting better every day. Now though…now our group will probably be heading back home"

"Really? But we could see so many more universes! I'm sure you've seen plenty of nice ones!" Natsu asked as several of the visitors shook their heads.

"Sorry Natsu, but our little vacation is nearing the end. Tomorrow I head back to Clover Town with Knightwalker. Can't let those grubs cross the bridge" Sam relayed as Natsumi jumped up.

"BUT WE'RE LEAVING GIFTS!" the excitable woman shouted out as she sprang to her feet. Running to the kitchen, the guild looked on in curiosity.

"When did she hide a gift in the kitchen? Gajeel asked as Levy shrugged. She had long stopped trying to figure out these women.

"As long as it is not some dangerous weapon that endangers this world, it doesn't matter" Observer reasoned as the pinkette came back out carrying a large cooler and a few boxes. They weren't wrapped, just simple boxes as Natsumi set the cooler down in front of Natsu.

"This has grade-A meat! Steaks, chicken…ribs. All the delectable goodness that if you ask nicely, I'm sure Mira, Lisanna or Kinana would prepare for you" She described while opening the refrigerated cooler.

"WOW NATSU! THAT'S A LOT OF MEAT!" Happy exclaimed as it was piled with meats of all shapes and sizes.

"IT LOOKS GOOD!" he smiled as the female closed it shut.

"Just don't eat it all at once! This is high grade stuff so enjoy it" Natsumi waved with a finger in a very cute manner. Glancing as the white haired Knightwalker grabbed a box from the little pile, she thrust it at Erza, striking the flesh of her restrained breasts in the embarrassing T-Shirt.

"Er…here" The huntress finished as Scarlet quickly opened the box. Inside was a simple piece of paper that had a few lines of text as the knight quickly read them to herself.

Heavenly Cheesecake Universe 87662-C

Delicious Fish Universe 1090201-F

Tropical Beach Magnolia Universe 112563-B

Layla and Ur Universe 1444-L

"If you ever travel…You know…to get a dessert or something…" The huntress explained lightly as Erza quickly studied and memorized the coordinates. "She…gave a gift…how about that?" she told herself as she stood near Marvell and Alberona. Tracking her eyes, she saw McGarden carrying one last box to Romeo's table.

"So…I'm pretty much a broken, psycho bitch…and I was pretty harsh on you before. You're a pretty decent kid…here" She shoved the box in his hands before looking away, her scar pulling at her cheek.

"It belonged to ours. It's a media tablet. Has hundreds of movies, T.V. shows and games. I was gonna use It for parts…but you have fun with it…" She finished before walking away, letting the young man pull the strange looking device out of the box. It was flat with a screen on one side as a few small buttons decorated the edge. It was currently powered, showing a screen with a laser light background as icons indicated where movies and games were located.

"It has a projection mode too…for the whole guild to watch Iron Man or Deadpool on a rainy day" she finished before glancing at Gajeel.

"Meh" the woman shrugged as she walked toward the I.V.D. to input the co-ordinates for home.

"THAT'S IT! JUST MEH!?" the slayer roared as the scientist laughed.

"Yeah. After all, you're the rustbucket of the guild" she teased as she set the screen to projection mode once more. In a small flicker of power, the inhabitants gained a new look at these visitor's home universe.

It was raining a mixture of sleet and rain, dousing the city of Magnolia in freezing temperatures as ice started to form on roadways and buildings. Dozens of tall buildings towered among the skyline as a massive wall stood to the north, its height bristling with weapon emplacements and troops. Multiple factories belched ash and soot, the power of magic not able to keep up with all the demand for the tools of war as several buildings were covered by the filth, creating a drab look.

Armed soldiers walked the streets, weapons at the ready as civilians bundled in coats hurried to escape the miserable weather. Some appeared homeless, erecting shanties in alleyways or parks while artillery and anti-aircraft emplacements poked toward the darkened sky.

The view then shifted, moving past a large statue of Juvia and Natsu that proclaimed them the 'Saviors of Magnolia. It stood in a park bracketed by roads as military vehicles rumbled down the streets with trucks, cars, and transports.

Then the guild came into view, its outer shell drab and looking like it had seen better days as defensive turrets dotted the roof. Moving past the doors, one could see the entirety of the guild sitting and talking together, the most noticeable Natsu with his famous scar as he sat between Erza and Mira with Bisca and Kinana across from him.

"Uh…no offense, but your Magnolia looks like a depressing place to live" Wendy said softly as Carla stood next to her.

"Yeah…but it's our home. It's just how it is" Marvell told her younger self with a pained smile as the portal activated, casting the guild in purple glows.

"Well! See ya later! Hope my twin seals the deal with Natsu!" Alberona said with a wave and a laugh as the women and two exceeds started to walk through.

"Don't say that! It should be Erza! I'm gonna root for her!" the huntress proclaimed with annoyance as she passed through.

"Dumb bitches. If it's gonna be anybody it'll be Juvia!" Natsumi informed them all before pausing and turning to Mira. "HEY MIRA! I LEFT YOU A MULTIVERSE COOKBOOK IN THE BACK! MAKE SURE TO USE IT!" The busty pinkette finished with a wave before disappearing, leaving just McGarden standing in the hall as the breech shimmered and popped.

"Well! I had a blast! I killed bad guys and monsters! Vomited in Erza's bathroom! Had a great mental breakdown and met some star creature thing! You just make sure to have sex with Natsu, other me!" She said with a huge grin and smile as her breasts gave a small heave in her tight shirt.

"I'M NOT DOING THAT! JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU INSANE OTHER ME! I CAN'T TAKE YOUR INSANITY FOR ANOTHER DAY!" Levy shouted with a heavy blush as her mentally disturbed double laughed one final time before walking through. Leaving the guild in silence as the portal popped out of existence, they turned their attention to the image of one thirty seven-C.

"HAHAHA! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE A BIMBO!" Erza pointed with laughter at the scowling double of herself.

"SHUT UP! I LOST A BET YOU SKANK!"

"WHO YOU CALLING SKANK YOU WHITE HAIRED WHORE!?" Scarlet yelled back as she stood up, getting close to her twin as crackles of fury danced between the two.

"So…have fun?" Natsu asked the returning girls with a gravely rumble as Levy stuck out her chest.

"Obviously! Too bad Gajeel was a total loser. Kept saying he wanted to be just like Natsu the whole time"

"I doubt that, you insane midget. He was probably super cool like me" Gajeel replied back from his table with Millianna and Panterlily as he crossed his arms.

"THAT'S RIGHT!" Gajeel shouted in agreement as some of the other mages made silencing gestures.

"QUIET! This is the first time we've seen their universe without those locust monsters!" Cana barked as she stared back at the other world, surprisingly making the guild calm down.

"YOU WANNA GO RUST FACE!" The insane woman shouted back as the dragon slayer threw another insult toward the short woman. In an instant, both were butting heads as their rivalry was running rampant.

"Hmph! You should've stayed there flatty! Nobody wants to be around your blue haired ass" Meredy shot to her rival as Wendy gave a heavy glare. Smashing her forehead to the pinkette's, electricity of rivalry seemed to pop between the two.

"Got something to say cow tits! Because last time I checked, I kicked your slutty ass!"

"AS IF! ONLY STUPID BLUE HAIRED SLUT'S WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

"THAT'S IT!" Wendy screamed as the two girls started to throw punches and kicks, the insults getting more vile than the last.

"WOW! LOOK AT THEM GO!" Ultear admired with a shout as Dimaria laughed with a drink in her hand at the bar.

"It's definitely great to watch! KICK HER ASS!" the blonde shouted before taking a gulp of alcohol as Cana joined her, a bottle of booze appearing in a flash as Kinana worked the bar with Lisanna.

"Who are you even rooting for?" Brandish asked her friend from a table with Hisui as Sorano shifted and sorted paperwork for her charge.

"…WHO CARES!" she said happily before taking another drink.

"Control your drinking. You never know when we could be summoned to the field again" Irene scolded from a few feet away near the form of Kamika and Cosmos as the black haired knight kept stealing glances at Laxus.

"Oh come on Irene…you sound just like your daughter" the blonde complained as Knightwalker and Erza continued to throw scathing insults to each other in the corner.

"NATSU! Help me with all this damn paperwork! Your king now and this is your responsibility!" Hisui commanded as a small scar could be seen above her right eyebrow which was twitching slightly.

"What do you think I did all night? Sit on my ass?" he grumbled back as he clenched a fist. "That's the real evil…paperwork…"

"HAH! NOW YOU GET IT!" Makarov shouted from a table as he read a girly magazine in full view proclaiming busty women with Gildarts peering over his shoulder. "Oh..those are nice…" the older men muttered.

"Perverts" Lucy muttered as she sat next to Grey, taking up one side as Flare took up the other at a nearby table as Yukino chatted with Sue and Glenn a few feet away.

"But Lucy? We did perverted things with Grey last night" the woman smiled as Sam laughed.

"HA! I KNEW YOU WERE EASY! HAVING A THREESOME WITH THE ICE BUCKET!"

"SHUT UP YOU BRUNETTE BITCH! OR BETTER YET, GO SUCK NATSU'S COCK IN A DIRTY ALLEY!"

Running forward, Sam slammed her head against the blondes as the key mage returned the favor.

"You know, I had to be nice to the other one…but you…your just someone with big tits and no brain! Oh, I'm Lucy! I hand out free Blowjobs at the base!"

"SKANK!" Lucy yelled at her rival, punching Sam across the jaw as she took a few steps backward before recovering.

"Oh..YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT ONE BLONDIE!" Sam roared as she charged, starting a fight with her sworn rival as fists and harsh words flew.

"HEY ASH HEAD! YOUR KING! TELL YOU GIRLFRIEND TO STOP FIGHTING MINE!" Grey yelled across the hall as Natsu casually looked at the two fighting females.

"Nope. Not touching that one" he grumbled out as he leaned back, the table right near a support beam as Natsumi climbed onto his lap while Bisca and Mira glared daggers at the intruder of their territory.

"Don't worry about that idiot's opinion…just concentrate on me…" she said in a husky whisper…just as Juvia emerged from the kitchen carrying a plate of delicious food. Running over, she pushed Natsumi off Natsu's lap before setting the plate of wings down.

"Don't be tempted by her words, Natsu! Juvia is the only one you need! Look! She even made your favorite!"

"Thank's Juv" the man grinned before giving her a peck on the lips.

"WATER BITCH!" Natsumi roared out as she tackled Juvia to the floor and started wrestling for the right to sit on Natsu's lap.

"FLAME SKANK! JUVIA IS THE ONLY PRINCESS FOR NATSU!" the mage shot back as they rolled across the floor toward Erza and Knightwalker who were now just slugging it out. Knocking into them, all four women were in a tangled mess as they simply started to throw kicks and jabs, not even caring who they struck any more.

"Oh look…a guild fight" Mira stated evenly…just as a bottle was thrown, hitting her in the skull.

"WHO THREW THAT!" She shouted with a roar while jumping to her feet. Glaring around, she saw Evergreen sitting with Elfman and giggling happily.

"IT WAS YOU!" She yelled while charging forward and striking the earth mage across the cheek, knocking her to the floor.

"Mira…THAT'S NOT MANLY!" Elfman roared as he picked up his table in a manly manner and threw it at Natsu. "A MAN CAN'T HURT HIS SISTER! BUT HE CAN FIGHT HER BOYFRIEND LIKE A MAN!" the white haired male shouted as Grey jumped up with Flare.

"FUCK YEAH! GUILD FIGHT! I'M KICKING YOUR ASS YOU FLAME STICK!" He smirked with joy as Flare's hair waved and danced around her.

"I'm taking you down greenie!" Flare shouted as she ran toward Bisca, the woman already cracking her fist with a sinister smile. "Heh…let's see how Grey's new girl measures up!" the gun mage challenged back as the two met in the middle of the hall among the now rampaging mages.

Meeting in the center, Natsu gave a small smirk as he blocked Grey's attempt, Elfman sidelined by Brandish as she started throwing chairs around for no reason.

"So…think you can take on the top dog, huh? We'll see about that Ice pick"

"Oh…I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!" Grey smiled as he threw a haymaker, throwing the guild into a massive brawl as nobody was spared from the fighting. Even Irene was throwing out punches, defending her little haven as insults and random magic flew.

"HOLY CRAP THAT LOOKS FUN!" Natsu shouted as Lucy paled.

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! MY DOUBLE JUST STARTED A GUILD FIGHT WITH THAT SAM WOMAN!" The blonde yelled in annoyance.

"They're all insane…even Wendy is fighting her rival…" Makarov couldn't help but say as Grey couldn't help but smile.

"Ultear's there too…even Sorano and her sister along with Erza's mom…it's like a whole big group that came together…OH WOW! LEVY JUST KNOCKED OUT GAJEEL!" the ice mage preened as the man had gone flying into a pillar…which caused the laughter of several men.

"It's kinda nice though…even with all the horror's and nightmarish things they've seen, they can still have a fun guild fight" Mira said with a smile as she looked down at the book Natsumi had left her. 'Mirajane's Multiverse Cookbook' was the title and little chibi pictures of herself, Juvia, Natsumi, Bisca, and Kinana dotted the white cover as the mages continued to watch the guild fight play out for a little while longer…

AND DONE! HOLY SHIT! This little arc has been burning in my head for MONTHS! Like…before Christmas I wanted to do this and now its done! I know not many of you will really care since its just kinda storytelling and some rehashing, but dammit! I had a great time writing the whole thing! I just hope U.K.L. enjoys reading this chapter as well…and I hope I don't screw things up too much. I know he probably will just go back to using Observer, but I still enjoyed this!

Now..as for my future plans!

Dragon of the COG!

Then the possible start of a short story with Natsu in 132-F (Suggestions for a title would be nice my fans)

A short story of Wendy in Raccoon City! No magic this time and she is stranded during RE2/RE3/ and maybe Outbreak so that could be a couple chapters as well!

But, Unless I get hit by a massive bolt of inspiration, I don't have much planned for the Multiverse story at the moment. I'm sure I'll come up with an idea or two soon, but that's my writing plans for now. So I hope I get some positive feedback and those of you who read it enjoy!

Levy: She…was INSANE! AHHH! What the hell!

Erza: At least…she found love? Ah…she sidetracked us from the horror of the locust pretty easily. AND WHY AM I STILL IN THIS SHIRT!

Natsu: HEY! SHE FORGOT TO FIGHT ME!

Happy: But you'd lose. Now lets see if there's some yummy fish in that meat trunk!

This is thehappy signing off!