Song Used: Iron Man by Black Sabbath (Tune Adjusted to the B Key, example by the Guitar Hero 1 Cover by Wavegroup)
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Bowser Jr was sleeping in his bed, listening to metal, when all of a sudden, his battery died… Wendy had his charger so she could power up her heater thanks to Cyber Koopa Corporation, all it took was a simple phone charger to power up something as big as Wendy's Room. It was Winter, and the place was getting cold, so cold, even the Lava had skin, stone skin.
Bowser Jr grumbled as he fell back asleep. Bowser Jr has not been afraid of anything… Anything but him…
It was not too long ago… Mario had an incident with Bowser Jr when Bowser Jr ruined Mario's suit… Never in Bowser Jr's life had he seen someone so… angry and scary… so scary he would use a WHIP with Metal Spikes on him! Even worse? It was one sharp whip that could cut a tattoo on Junior's shell. And of course, nothing could penetrate his shell… If it meant getting through those spikes… But Mario grazed his spikes and made them dull. It took 2 weeks for Junior to make his spikes sharp and healthy from those whips…
Bowser Jr had begun dreaming a nightmare of an Evil Mario, something his Dad may NEVER BEAT in style! And even then, Mario's speed and ability, not to mention varied arsenal and professional aerobatics, couldn't let Junior have some time in peace… 'What did I do?!'
Bowser Junior cried to himself as he kept running from the evil Mario, until he was cornered into the lava.
There was a button behind Junior, right where he stood, and Mario was right on it. He was about to whip the button into itself and Bowser Junior cried out for mercy.
"PLEASE, MARIO! HAVE MERCY!!" Bowser Junior begged as Mario whipped the button, breaking the bridge and making Bowser Junior fall down into the pit of Lava…
He fell down… and down…
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SWOOP!!
Someone grabbed Bowser Jr off the fall and rose back up to fly away from Mario in midair. Bowser Junior looked down, and right where his wand melted into nothing, he looked at the person who carried him. It was no Man, no Animal, No Plant, nothing… It was a machine…
He looked like Sonic, but more robotic and even stronger than ever before. Like he was made to be the rival of Mario and Sonic!
"You- You saved me!" Bowser Jr shed some tears of worry as he held on tight.
Just as Mario arrived near the two as a Giant head with fiery eyes and a sharp mouth full of sauce, he was about to EAT Bowser Jr and the Robotic Sonic!! Until the Sonic Clone opened up his shoulders and fired two missiles into Mario's throat and Mario erupted with star rays as a Fiery explosion caught up with Bowser Jr.
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Bowser Jr woke up by instinct in shock and horror, but the nightmare was over. At last, his dreams were so cool, so cool it'll make an Ice Cream into ice when it hits hot concrete! Who was this figure who saved him? And why did he save him from Mario? Everyone KNOWS that Junior was the meanest kid in town… so why him? Was it because of Mario's evil side becoming alive?
But whoever this Machine was, he must be brought alive!
"Ah, good morning, your highness!" Kamek arrived with a tray full of breakfast.
"KAMEK!!" Junior leaped. "I just had this crazy epic dream I have! There was an evil Mario in my dream when he made me fall, a machine came by and saved me and EVEN DEFEATED MARIO with ONE ATTACK!! ONE ATTACK, KAMEK!!"
"My, it was some nightmare you had…" said Kamek with a slight concern. "Surely, Mario is not stronger than you. If only he didn't HAD that barbaric weapon to tear holes in your delicate shell, then I would inflict a thousand years of curses of suffering on him!"
"Well that's okay, Kamek!" Bowser Jr smirked. "Today, I shall make the machine into life! And maybe I can use HIS power to stop Mario once and for all!"
"Well, your majesty, how are you going to make such a machine?" Asked Kamek.
"Watch THIS!" Said Junior as he used his wand to make a Mineshaft picture in a book become a heap of Metal Ore. "And now, we must build the machine! This calls for a celebration! Hey, let's invite all of my friends to celebrate the hero of my dreams!"
"Well, your majesty, it seems like your idea is getting a bit out of hand." Said Kamek with worrisome views. "Of course, your 'Friends' are back in Mushrise Park, having a party celebrating Sonic's Return…"
"Sonic?... SONIC?!... OH THAT RAT IS GONNA GET IT THIS TIME!" Bowser Junior pouted as he growled, making a small fiery breath at the ore. Until he remembered, he still got the want.
Melting the Ore and using the Wand to mold the machine, he made a giant machine that looked closely to Metal Sonic.
"Um, Sire?" Asked Kamek. "Doesn't it look like that Hedgehog?"
"Um, hey?! I OWN that look, now! And if everyone can see how majestic my hero really is, everyone would be wowing for us!" Bowser Junior bragged.
Kamek facepalmed. "This is not going to end well is it?"
"Well now, Kamek? It's time to fire up the band!" Said Bowser Jr. "I want a Rock Theme, or a Metal Theme to go alongside this robot!"
"One Rockin' Rabbit, coming right up!" Kamek got on his broom and flew away to Mushrise Park.
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Back in Mushrise Park, Sonic and his friends were celebrating his return. And with Cream playing some songs. As well as having some Chili Dogs, the size of a Footlong from a certain Sandwich Restaurant.
Suddenly, a Purple Wisp flew by and erupted in smoke, making everyone cough. Cream felt a tug as she was wrapped by sticky tape that caught on her fur. It was no doubt, Bowser Tape.
Kamek cackled as he flew away with Cream.
"No! Cream!" Amy cried out.
"It's okay, I'm gonna go get her back!" Sonic replied with ENERGY!
"Hey, let's-a BOTH go!" Mario replied to Sonic as they both dashed for the flying Koopa Wizard.
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Moments later, Bowser Jr was surprised to see Cream.
"Cream! Nice to see you again! And not with those Goodie Two Shoe losers!" Bowser Jr smirked and chuckled.
"Bowser Junior! I should've known you were up to no good!" Cream frowned.
"Aw, what's the matter? You should smile, because it's with your old pal again!" Bowser Junior tried lightening things up.
"I'm mad because you wrapped me in Bowser Tape…" Cream huffed. "Now my fur will get dirty and sticky and it'll take a lot of soap to wash away all the glue…"
"Oh, WALK IT OFF!!" Bowser Jr hopped off the Koopa Car and unveiled his so-called project. "BEHOLD! THE MECHA SOLDIER OF MARIO'S DOOM, I CALL HIM… IRON MAN!!"
"Iron Man?!" Cream cringed.
"You got a problem with that name, BUB?!" Asked Bowser Jr.
"Sir, that name is copyrighted by Disney…" Kamek whispered into Junior's Ear.
"Oh, uh…" Bowser Junior thought of a new name. "How about IRONMAN?!"
"That's the second time you used it!" Cream argued.
"Yeah, but have you heard of Megaman?" Asked Bowser Junior with a wink. "Take THAT, Copyright!"
Cream rolled her eyes.
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After they got Cream cleaned and the band ready, Bowser Junior and the audience got ready for the performance. Cream was so unsure how to feel performing for Metal Sonic, not that Junior knew this version existed. It looked like Sonic but his quills were blades and he had a jetpack to move faster than Sonic, and even then, this was one of the prototypes seen in the classic days of Sonic at his prime…
The band was assembling… as Bowser Junior got a voice changing potion, to change it into everything he wants for the performance. They got the Hammer Bros for the drums, and Kamek for the Bass, with Cream for the Guitar, still on the Blue Guitar, Sonic's Guitar.Cream took a deep breath and tried telling herself to calm down. Something must've happened in Bowser Jr that may have awakened a more worshiping person he was now. Could it be that incident with Mario and his Suit? It can't be… Oh well…
(Song: Black Sabbath/Ozzy Osborne's Iron Man, modified to the right tune/key; B)
The song starts off with some kicks, sounding like Metallic Thumps of giant feet. After 8 kicks, Cream strummed an angry chord, sounding like a robot alarm, mostly a Panzersoldat from Black Ops 2 Zombies. And then, Junior had what he wanted, a robot quote!*
(Intro)
Junior:
I am Iron Man
Cream strummed the same chord like a robot alarm to the thumping kicks. The last angry chord was one to signal electrifying power surging through the machine's body. And then Cream strummed a few notes along to the kicks, then the snare clapped off with the bass joining for another of the same melody that Cream played! Junior now sang with a different voice conjured from his Potion!*
(Verse 1)
Junior:
Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all Or if he moves, will he fall?
The group plays the same melody from the start of the song only with the drums being so alive*
(Verse 2)
Junior:
Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why should we even care?
Cream switched up the style as if it was actually from a Superhero Franchise, and then revolved it twice again with 2 times of the main melody*
(Verse 3)
Junior:
He was turned to steel In the great magnetic field When he traveled time For the future of mankind
Cream, Kamek and the Hammer Bros played smoothly for the bridge, as well as connecting the two bridges.*
(Bridge)
Junior:
Nobody wants him He just stares at the world *Bridge Connection* Planning his vengeance That he will soon unfurl
Cream played the Bridge connection and returned it twice to the main melody for the 4th verse*
(Verse 4)
Junior:
Now the time is here For Iron Man to spread fear Vengeance from the grave Kills the people he once saved
The band returned to the bridge*
(Bridge 2)
Junior:
Nobody wants him They just turn their heads *bridge connection* Nobody helps him Now he has his revenge
Cream and Kamek decided to speed things up with a Fast Solo, freestyling everything she could to make the song more bearable. After the solo, the group returns to the bridge and then to the main melody for the final verse*
(Verse 5/Outro)
Heavy boots of lead Fills his victims full of dread Running as fast as they can Iron Man lives again
Cream switched the notes back into the Superhero Form and on the third and final time, she made the note bend into a long one. Kamek tapped on his bass long enough to catch up to the fast hits on the drums as Cream strummed 2 angry robot chords. Cream, Kamek, and the Hammer Bros worked together to make the outro spectacular, more than Spiderman, finishing it off with a Heroic Outro, repeating over and over until it stopped!*
(End)
The crowd cheered for Cream and her band once more, even though it was supposed to be for Junior.
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When all of a sudden, the Giant Robot Hedgehog was slammed down by a smaller one.
"What the?!" Bowser Jr was shocked at his creation being broken down. "WHO DID IT?! WHO DID IT?!"
"There you are!" Sonic arrived as Sonic was surprised to see the REAL Metal Sonic here. "Metal Sonic?"
Mario looked up at Bowser Junior's Robot. "A bigger Metal Sonic-a?!"
"NO! HE'S IRONMAN!" Bowser Junior yelled.
"Glad you stalled for us, Cream! Good job!" Sonic pets Cream as she giggled.
"Oh, Sonic!" She giggled some more.
As Bowser Jr was face to face with Mario, his fears took over. "NO! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
"Eh?" Mario was puzzled.
"Your WHIP caused a lot of damage to my Prince's Shell!" Kamek scolded Mario.
"Oh mamma mia…" Said Mario. "I just hit-a him with my belt…" Mario replied.
"SO UNCOOL OF YOU, MARIO!" Sonic frowned.
"Well HE TARNISHED MY SUIT, IT WAS 5 MILLION COINS!!" Mario yelled back at Sonic and Junior.
"I don't care you're a poopy face, Mario!" Bowser Junior laughed at Mario.
Suddenly, the Real Metal sonic showed up and PUNCHED Bowser Junior dead in the center, making him roll.
"Hostility, unnecessary…" The robot replied to Junior's Rudeness.
Bowser Junior got up, went into his Koopa Car and left. He didn't know why this happened. Soon every Bowser Minion left with their Prince.
"Mr Mario?" Asked Cream. "How did this all happen?"
Mario sighed… "Well… It was a World Class Suit-a… 5 Million Coins… Saved up for the Princess's Reunion… Now… Thanks to that spoiled child… I have no suit to go…" Mario sighed.
"Still, hitting a child is bad, Mr Mario." Cream replied with a face that said, "Here, take a lesson from a child like me… Shame on you…"
"I know… But you haven't-a lived with him for years… He was-a doing Bowser's dirty work, everyday and expects to not let me fight back…. IT HURTS ME… To see another child being hurt for the cause of a madman…" Mario shed a tear.
"Awwwww…." Cream felt bad for Mario as she ran up to him and nuzzled his plump belly, for the little girl she was.
"Thank you, so much-a, Cream…" Mario grinned a little.
"I wish I could save that situation to be handled with… " Sonic replied as he looked away.
"None of this mess can be fixed with a bandage…" Mario replied. "It's too much damage…"
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At the Princess Reunion, Princess Peach had her seat near the Princess Table.
"Princesses!" Shouted the ultimate princess. "I have decreed that we as princesses should force upon our people to stricter dress codes…"
Mario moped as Sonic patted his buddy's back.
"NO MORE OF THESE STUPID UNCOMFORTABLE, EXPENSIVE, BORING OUTFITS!!" The Ultimate Princess yelled out as she tore off her dress and ripped off Peach's dress, and then another one. "FROM NOW ON, WE CAN DRESS HOW WE LIKE, WHEN WE LIKE!! SCREW THE HIGH SOCIETY STYLE!!!"
The princesses basically had fun at the table. Cream was staring at them as Mario and Sonic screamed and covered the little Rabbit's eyes, and carried her out of the room.
"Hey Mario, at least you don't have to worry about suits anymore!" Sonic spoke to the Italian Plumber.
"I'll just-a send Bowser the Bill…" Mario sighed.
(The End)
