Chapter four: One of those years

Back On Earth, Two Hours Later

The cousins where all at the beach and everyone was having a good time. Everyone except Nuke, he was just sitting there like a rock. There were so many females around that he could go after, but for some reason, he just didn't feel like it today, something Nuke thought he'd never think or feel. Lilo noticed Nuke wasn't doing anything, there were lot's of females around, and for once, Rosy was in a bikini. Something just didn't seem right to Lilo about the whole situation, so she decided to see what was up.

Lilo: Hey Nuke, what's up?

Nuke: Nothing interesting.

Lilo: Rosy's over there in a bikini.

Nuke just gave lilo a WTF look.

Lilo: I don't mean it like that.

Nuke: Oh, then what were you implying?

Lilo: Well, for one, your just sitting there like nothings happening. Just look, there are tons of girls around here.

Before Lilo could explain herself, Nuke gave her another WTF look. Nuke was getting very scared of Lilo.

Lilo: I mean you aren't hitting on any girls.

Nuke: Oh, and that's different how?

Lilo: Nuke, your usually hitting on every girl in sight by now. But you haven't moved an inch since we got here.

Nuke's next words went real deep in feeling.

Nuke: What's the point Lilo, I've got no reason too go after them, I've got no reason to grab their breasts, or grope their rears for that matter.

Lilo heard Nuke's words very clearly, but the way he said them made it sound like the end of the universe was coming. This attitude of his lately was scaring Lilo, he never acted the same way anymore. Even though most of the female experiments were happy with this, they were also scared, Nuke often acted like he and everyone else didn't exist anymore, which was pretty weird for a pervert like him.

Lilo: Come on Nuke, let's at least have some fun. Who knows, it might make you feel better.

Nuke smiled at Lilo, she was naturally a very persistent little girl(which sometimes wasn't a good thing). It was something Nuke liked about Lilo. Nuke's thoughts on the situation were.

Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have any fun.

Nuke: Ya, your right Lilo, this may help me stop being so upset. Also, hehehehehehe,...it would be fun for once to see what Rosy looks like up close in a bikini.

Lilo: That's the spirit, now go be your old peverted self.

Nuke just shook his head up and down, then he ran off in the female experiments direction.

Stitch: Youga know Lilo, meega don't think the girls are gonna like that he's somegaba back to his normal self.

Lilo: Well you relax Stitch?

Stitch: Meega relaxed.

Lilo: Well okay then, now let's have some fun.

Before Lilo or Stitch could take one step, they heard Rosy yell.

Rosy: PERVERT!

She yelled so land that it shook the island and(I couldn't resist)the sunburned ice cream tourist dropped his ice cream. The next moment, Lilo yelled.

Lilo: DUCK!

Lilo dropped to the ground as Stitch looked up, his eyes went wide with fear when he saw Nuke too late, flying strait toward him! Before Stitch could react too this situation, he got pummbled by Nuke as he not only hit him, but hit him in the crotch as they both sailed through the air and bounced off a coconut tree, then landed at the feet of a very pissed off Rosy. Stitch immeditley started screaming in pain as Rosy was flushing dark blue with anger and embarrasment, then she gave Nuke the death glare of the Alpha experiments.

Rosy: NUKE, YOU BASTUUUURRRRDDDD! YOU COULDN'T JUST FOR ONE FUCKING DAAAAAYYYYY NOT BE PERVERTED!

Rosy stopped and then opened her eyes...only to discover that Nuke was long gone.

Rosy: Nuke, you perverted basturd, where in the name of hell did you run off to now you coward.

Elsewhere

Nuke was looking at Rosy from the position he was hiding at, which happened to be the back of Dr. Joses' armored humvee truck. Nuke sighed in relief as he saw Rosy stomp off the other direction looking for him.

Nuke: Whew, this is going to be a lllllloooonnnnggggggg day.

Since Nuke lost Rosy, he decided to go get a snowcone from Slushy's stand to cool off in the summers heat. Nuke just knew it was going to be one of those years.