Disclaimer: I don't own Lilo Stitch the series, the knife weilding maniac fanfiction character was got from a game call age of empires III, and sadly, I don't own any of the Alien and/or Predetor movies.


Chapter Four: Spade's Fight

Odramina System, Planet Sainel, Five hours later

Tommy and Spade's ship approched the planet and landed in a city located nearby Hamsterviel's fortress. They walked out of a landing hanger and into the city. Spade with her cloak covering her and Tommy with his bounty huntering arttery. Spade even had a weapon with her, which happened to be a plasma rifle slung over her right shoulder. Normaly it wouldn't be such a big deal for Spade not carrying weapons. But planet Sainel was located at the edge of the universe, and had the highest known criminal percentages in the entire universe. In fact, #90 percent of the planets population is well known wanted criminals.

Spade: Tommy, let's just find this place and get out of here. These males keep giving me pedetory glances.

Tommy: Really, I didn't notice.

Spade: Your too concentrated on your objectives at hand, relax a little.

Tommy: Fine, listen Spade, I'm going to get some liger meat(an animal that's a combination between a tiger and lion)while where here at the market place.

Spade: Just go.

Tommy: Thank you.

With that, Tommy went to a nearby market to pick up some liger meat. Spade just stood there as one male dared to approch her, she looked to her side and saw a humaniod wolf with gray fur and snow-white chest and stomach fur with blood-red eyes around his black pupils. He was wearing a forest green vest and pants with a utility belt. In a sheath on the left side was a six inch combat knife and a water canteen. Spade reconised this man from Tommy's bounty hunting catalog he kept in his ship. The mans name was Beaumont. He was one of Tommy's earlier career bounty hunting catches and handed him over to the Grand Council Woman who hired Tommy to catch him in the first place. Unfortunately, Beaumont was so rich, that he managed to bribe some of the gaurds into helping him escape prison, then he came to Sainel to hide from the Galactic Federation officers.

Beaumont: Hello there pretty lady, how are you today non?

Spade: Beat it buster, I know who you are.

Beaumont: Then who am I?

Spade: You are Perrie Beaumont, you are a intergalatic prospector and are wanted by the Galactic Federation for armed robbery and killing their best soldiers.

Beaumont: Well, well, madem, apparently you've figured me out.

Spade: I've got to get going old timer.

Spade turned to head in Tommy's direction, when suddenly she felt herself pulled back by her ears and a cold blade pressed gently to her throut.

Beaumont: Now non, your coming with me, yes?

Beaumont started pulling Spade back, keeping the blade held close to her throut to keep her from escaping. A sudden blaster bolt hit and knocked beaumont's knife out of his hands. Spade elboled him in the stomach as he stumbled back and then with a swift kick of her right leg, she kicked him in the crotch and Beaumont doubled over in pain. He looked up and saw Tommy holding a blaster pistol in his right hand with some liger meat in a sack tied to his utility belt. Spade ran over and stood next to Tommy as Beaumont looked at the bounty hunter with pure hatred in his eyes.

Tommy: Beaumont, it's been a while.

Beaumont: Far too long, hey Tommy, heheheheheheh.

Tommy: Just get out of here you basturd, come on Spade, let's go.

Tommy and Spade turned around and started walking away. But Beaumont grabbed his knife and ran at the two. Tommy heard someone running and turned his head to see who. He saw Beaumont only seven feet away runing at them with his knife. Tommy didn't have enough time to pull out any of his weapons and pushed Spade away as Beaumont jumped them and somehow knocked Tommy out. Spade landed on her back eight feet away while she dropped her plasma rifle that skidded another six feet away. Beaumont jumped into the air and attempted to stab Spade. But she brought up her legs and kicked him away from her. Beaumont was momenterly stunned, but he was up on his feet again the next moment and charged again.

Spade looked at the rifle behind her and then looked back at Beaumont as he raised his knife, ready to stab her to death. Spade quickly ducked and rolled backwards, then she grabbed her plasma rifle. She didn't have enough time to take aim, so brought up the rifle and pointed where she thought was the right spot, then pulled the trigger as she shot the old man in the chest. Beaumont stumbled to the ground, but was not fatally wounded. At that moment Tommy came too, he pulled out his revolver dart shooter and shot Beaumont in his thigh. A moment later, his skin turned green and his fur became deathly white, his skin expanded and wrinkled as his breathing slurred and his eyes closed as he fell over and died.

Spade sat there for a moment, breathing heavily at what just happened. Tommy simply walked over to Beaumont's body and picked it up as he slung it over his shoulder. Tommy walked up too Spade and helped her up. She decided too ask.

Spade: Uuuuh, Tommy?

Tommy: Yes Spade.

Tommy said as he turned his head to look at her.

Spade: Why are you taking that with us?

Spade said as she gestured toward the body. Tommy looked at the body then answered her question.

Tommy: Beaumont has another bounty put on his head, same as before. But this time, since he's dead, he won't be escaping from prison anytime soon.

Spade smiled slightly and Tommy began walking toward the fortress at the edge of the city.

Spade: Tommy, shouldn't you take that body back to the ship first?

Tommy: To excited to meet the boss, besides...

Tommy smirked under the mask. Spade could tell he was smiling evily, she couldn't see it, she could just always tell when he smiled.

Spade: Your smirking, what lame bad boy plan have you concocted this time?

Tommy: I'm going to use this body to scare the ever loving crap out of my boss'.

Spade: Alright, if you insist.

Spade sounded a little unsure, but she just wanted Tommy to be happy.

Hamsterveil's fortress, a Few Minutes Later

Tommy and Spade walked up to the door, when a predetor(for those of you who have seen the predetor movies, then you'll all know what I'm talking about) jumped in front of them.

Predetor: Halt, state your name and business here!

The predetor demanded in his alien langauge. Tommy knew the predetor langauge, as well as how to speak it, but Spade had no clue what he said. Tommy answered in the predetor langauge quite flulitly

Tommy: My name is Tommy, and this is my partener, Spade. The ex-captain Gantu hired me as a bounty hunter, and I'm here to respode to the message he sent to my ship.

You couldn't see it, but the predetor looked at the two a bit questionibly, espeically after he saw Beaumont's body still slung over Tommy's shoulder.

Predetor: All right, follow me and stay close, I don't want you two causing the other gaurds any trouble.

The gaurd started walking into the building and Tommy motioned for Spade to follow. She somewhat reluctintly followed them both into the fortress. Tommy and Spade looked a little surprized, there were alien and predetor gaurds everywhere(if you watched Alien vs. Predetor, then you'll know what I mean by all this). They'ed heard about recent peace treaties between predetors and the smarter of the alien species, but not to many people actaully believed it. Mainly because predetors had been allowed to hunt aliens for so long. All the while, something a bit more interesting was happening else where.

The Bar of the Fortress

The bar looked likea normal one, except a few minor differences. Their were atomatic doors, a marble tiled floor, ceiling, walls, counter tops, and glasses. It also had pool tables, air hockey, pinball, shooting games, a boxing/wrestling ring and gaurds to keep bar fights from starting. Last but surely not least, the strongest alcohal in the galaxy. At a nearby card table, we see Hamsterveil, Gantu, and Builder playing five card draw. They were just finishing up their #50th round that night.

Builder: Hah, full house you guys.

Builder exclaimed as he revealed two fives and three two's.

Gantu: Hah, it's no match for four of a kind.

Gantu also exclaimed as he revealed four kings. He was about to grab the chips, but Hamsterveil intervened.

Hamsterveil: Uhuhuhuhuh Gantu, read'em and weep!

Hamsterveil exclaimed as he revealed a royal flush. Gantu and Builder awed in dissapointment as they moped about different things and ordered some stronger drinks. Builder was complaining about having to hide on this planet, Gantu moped about how far his career had fallen, while Hamsterveil moped about his failed attempts to take over the galaxy. At that moment the predetor gaurd stepped up to the table and said.

Predetor: Gantu, that damn bounty hunter you hired is here!

The predetor exclaimed a little loudly. Gantu simply told the gaurd to bring him in, but try to keep him from conversing about the bounty. The gaurd knodded and walked off to get Tommy and Spade. Hamsterveil had a look on his face that told Gantu he knew he was up to something.

Hamsterveil: Gantu, what did that gaurd just say?

Builder gulped partly in fear as he looked at Gantu, Builder knew about the bounty placed on Lilo and Stitch as well as Gantu, but neither of them got permission from Hamsterveil to hire a bounty hunter. The gaurd walked back through the atomatic door and stepped to the side as Beaumont's dead body was thrown into the room. It landed on their card table as Beaumont's head rolled back to reveal no pupils showing in his eyes, they instantly knew he was dead. Out of shock and surprize Gantu, Hamsterveil, and Builder jumped onto each other and screamed.

All Three: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They stopped after a moment and breathed heavily, when Gantu had managed to finally regain his posture, he looked them angerly.

Gantu: Well you two get off of me!

Gantu yelled as he pushed off his two companions. All three of them turned their angry glances at the blue armored bounty hunter and his black cloaked friend. Gantu immediatly went to talk with the bounty hunter as his expression softened a little.

Tommy: Hello their captain Gantu, sorry about the body, but he's a bounty I captured on my way down here.

Tommy walked up to the table and he slung Beaumont's body over his shoulder.

Hamsterveil: Bounty? Are you a bounty hunter by any chance?

Tommy: Yes I am. why?

Hamsterveil glared at Gantu and he got nervous.

Hamsterveil: Gantu, did you hire a bounty hunter without my permission?

Gantu: Yes I did sir.

Tommy: But it was for a good cause on your side.

Tommy played the message that he recieved from Gantu earlyer and Hamsterveil smiled very evily.

Hamsterveil: Well, Gantu, you apparently did something right for once. So Tommy, how are you going to catch these two trouble makers.

Tommy: I have my ways.

Tommy began to explain his plan to Hamsterveil and he laughed out loud at hearing this. He concrangelated the bounty hunter as Tommy and Spade went back into his ship and took off into space as he headed toward earth, ready to capture Lilo and Stitch.