Chapter Nine: Space Battles
Spade and Tommy were pretty far away from earth's atomisphere. They'd been quiet since they took off, excluding Stitch's screaming and yelling from inside the net. Spade walked over and kicked the net and yelled.
Spade: SHUT UP 626!
Stitch shut up, not because Spade kicked him or told him too. Stitch just knew he was waisting breath.
Tommy: Spade, put that trog in a capture container.
Spade: Sure thing.
Spade walked over to a closet and pulled out a led, bullet-proof, sound-proof container. She opened up the net and Stitch charged out, but he didn't know that the container was in front of him, so he ended up in the container. Stitch growled and shouted curse words at Spade, little did he know, the capture pod was sound-proof. It took Stitch a few minutes to realize it was sound-proof, when he did, he calmed down and just mumbled random words. Tommy took off his helmet and pushed a button that opened a secret compertment door, which revealed a bottle of apple cider.
Tommy: Well, I do believe we deserve this, I've been saving it for a special occasion such as this one.
He popped the cork off and Spade got out two cock-tail glasses made of purple sapphire. Tommy poured some of the bottles contents into the glasses and made a toast.
Tommy: I'd like too make a toast, too another well done capture Spade, couldn't have done it with out you.
Spade: Hey, what are friends for?
Tommy and Spade smiled as each took a sip.
Hacker: Not so fast you bounty hunting trogs!
Spade and Tommy spit and coughed up what they'd just drinken. Tommy looked at the communication screen and saw Hacker.
Tommy: Kweesta que!
Tommy cursed.
Hacker: Now, now, Tommy, no use for such fowl langauge.
Spade: Hacker! What the hell are you doing here?
Hacker: Long story, no time to explain.
All the sudden, some plasma blasts came close to hitting Tommy's ship. Tommy looked behind and saw a red police cruiser coming at him.
Tommy: Hang on Spade, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Tommy yelled and he moved the ship faster and dodged more plasma bolts. Tommy did a flip with the ship and turned around, he headed straight toward Hacker and fired laser blasts and rockets. Hacker dodged most of them, but one of the laser bolts hit and damaged his engines. Hacker and Tommy turned different directions as they nearly colided with each other. Hacker growled in frustration and he turned the ship around and fired some proton torpedos(this weapon was added recently). Tommy did some quick manuvering and dodged them. He turned his head around and stated calmly over the radio.
Tommy: Face it Hacker, your too inexperienced to fight someone with as great a caliber as mine.
Hacker: Maybe not, but they might.
Tommy was confused until he looked foward. He saw another ship coming at him. Tommy accelerated and did a flip, going right over the ship.
Joses: So experiment 517, I see you've become more than a powerless experiment.
Tommy: What the fuck! Dr. Joses is here to!
Joses: Yes.
Tommy turned his ship around and started firing a burage of chain gun bullets at the ship. Joses did some quick manuvering and somehow got behind Tommy's ship and fired. Tommy easily dodged them though, seeing as how the plasma bolts went pretty far off.
Joses: Aaaahhhh, Bliscorp!
Lilo: That's it, I'm maning the plasma canon!
Joses: Oh no you aren't!
Lilo just turns her head.
Lilo: Leopard...could you help me out here?
Leopard: Sure.
Leopard suddenly jumped and covered both of Joses' eyes with her paws. Then she did quick manuver and back flipped him over the chair onto his stomach. Meanwhile, Lilo jumped into the captains chair and manned the plasma canon.
Lilo: Alright Tommy! Prepare too meet your doom!
Spade just stared at the screen for a moment and laughed out loud.
Spade: Hey Tommy, this little girl is challenging you!
Tommy: Don't be deceived Spade, she could be more experienced than we expect.
All the sudden, a few plasma bolts hit the cruiser and a huge explosion took place. Spade scanned the ship too see how much damage was taken. She growled in anger and frustration at what she saw.
Spade: Great! That little bitch just took out are middle engine!
Tommy: Well, I hate too say I told you so, but I told you sooooo!
Lilo: Alright, hand over Stitch and maybe we won't hand you over to the Galactic Federation authorities.
Tommy: Hand over 626, never! I need him for something important! You can have the basturd back when I'm done with him!
Lilo: No! Hand him over now!
Tommy: I've had just about enough of this, well I'm not staying around here any longer!
Tommy flipped up a switch that said cloaking device above it. The ship disappeared from radar and Lilo was dumbfounded.
Lilo: Where'd they go?
Hacker: Most likely a cloaking device of some kind.
Lilo groaned in frustration and sadness at losing one of her only friends.
Jumba: Little girl, I am just wondering, but how did you know how to fly ship and fire canon so well.
Lilo looked a little uneasy but answered Jumba's question.
Lilo: I took the ship for a couple joy rides.
Jumba: Oh...now I am wondering how we are going to get 626 back.
Lilo: I honestly don't know.
Hacker: I do.
Lilo: You do!
Hacker: Yeah, I managed too hack into Tommy's ship just before he stealthed himself.
Lilo: What'd you find out?
Hacker: Well, according the ships bounty records, there was bounty placed on Stitch's head, #6,000,000 dead or alive.
Lilo almost went pale when she heard the word, dead.
Hacker: And I'll give you a hint on who hired him, a giant shark with a black uniform.
Lilo: Gantu! Should've known that basturd was up too no good.
Leopard: Well what do we do now?
Jumba: Simple, 001, do you have information on where 517 was recently?
Hacker: Yes. Oh, right.
Hacker replied and checked the address.
Hacker: Well, the message was sent somewhere from the Odramina system. That's all I know, and the tracking devices are to far away from there to find his ship.
Lilo: Couldn't we just go there and then use the tracking devices.
Hacker: That's exactly what were going too do, but first...we need to go back to earth and retreive some items first.
Joses: Great, now that the problem has been solved, 395...could you please be getting your patoogie off my head!
Leopard: Sorry.
Leopard bitterly murmered with a bit of sarcasim, while she jumped off Joses, as she secretly thought.
Little, ungrateful, son of a bitch! All I do is just flip him over a chair and he yells at me!
Leopard's face was beginning too flush red with anger at being yelled at. All though most people don't know it, Leopard is a very short-tempered experiment, in fact, whenever someone gets her mad, it usually takes all her strength just to hold back from punching someone(mainly any unlucky basturd or bitch that's in range). Even though she may look calm and cheerful, she's actaully thinking of brutal ways to kill them(which would explain why she kicked Nuke in the crotch so hard).
Joses: 395! What were you thinking letting Lilo drive ship, we did not know if she could fire ships canons, let alone drive it!
Joses sure did look angry, but Leopard had an even more pissed off look, a look so terrifying, that even the devil would've stabbed himself too death(if that was possible). Suddenly, Leopard used her speed powers and kicked Joses in between his legs three times, also much harder then when she kicked Nuke. Joses doubled over and continuesly screamed in pain. Before Leopard walked off, she gave her greator a death glare and used her middle finger to flip him the bird as she yelled.
Leopard: WELL YOU CAN JUST BITE MY ASS YOU LITTLE, UNGRATEFUL, SON OF A BITCH!
With that said, Leopard went to go cool off, and Hacker and Lilo turned the ships around as they headed back toward earth.
End of chapter, I don't give a damn anymore!
Well this is Sniper signing off, and too all a good day.
