When Edowaga Conan got to Agasa's houses, his face was still bright red and flushed at the same time because he was still embarrassed, and in very much shock of what just happened. And what he had learned but he was mostly shocked that the thief had kissed him not once, not twice but mutual times on his cheeks. And he did nothing but that, it was usually the moment where he would hit the bloody thief full force with a soccer ball, but he was still shock over the revelation that Kaitou Kid was a girl, a 'freaking girl' and he was still trying to digest it all.
But he had no idea how he was going to handle that, any of it and he was just at a loss, the thief had finally defeated him in so many ways that, well one way. And they were big and really big and he just had no idea at all and no one ever would have guessed this and he was just about the only one that knew about it.
"Kudo what the hell is that right there all doing all over your face ?" said a smug Haibara, who was almost laughing.
"What are you talking about? " he said confused.
She just smirked at him pointing to the mirror that was nearby.
And he immediately went to it to see what she was talking about, and why she was about to laugh.
And when he saw his own reflection and he was horrified to what he was seeing all over his face and he wanted revenge. Especially the moment that Haibara was laughing at him in the background, and then worst of all she was taking a picture of him and his reaction, and was sending it to his mother that moment.
His face as covered in lipstick, with kisses all over it, they were all bright red and his cheeks were looking rosy red from where Kaitou Kid had pulled at them. This was one of the most humiliating days of his life as Edowaga Conan and he was not mentally handing it well.
"KID !" he said angry and sounding just like Nakamori, just not loud or scream but with the hostility in his voice instead.
And then Haibara appeared behind him.
"Have you been hitting the thief with soccer balls again, and he has finally got his revenge on you for all of it ?" said Haibara amused with a half smile.
He just ignored her as he walked towards the bathroom rolling his eyes.
" Shinichi, is that you / Did you get the laptop back ? " said Agasa as he came in with a bouncing step.
He quickly lowered his head.
"Yes. It is with the evil-eyed yawny one" said Conan.
"Oh! said Agasa as he saw Conan`s face.
He went in the bathroom not looking at his own reflection because he did not want to ever see it again and he quickly wiped his face with a soaking wet towel and scrubbed with it at his face for more than ten minutes before he was sure the lipstick was gone. And he was left with a red raw face from the scrubbing and he was even missing some of his skin. But he was glad when he looked at his own reflection and the lipstick was gone and there was nothing left on his face.
He was mortified that he had actually walked home like this, and when he thought about people were giving him strange looks and just staring at him. He thought it was because he was a child wondering the streets with a laptop in his hands, on a skateboard going through the town. And the battery just had to run out of its juice and it had taken him longer to get back to Agasa`s house. And the streets were filled with Kaitou Kid fans, so he was sure that a lot of people would have taken pictures of him, and this was officially the worst moment that he had ever had has Edowaga Conan. And he was never going to live any of this down in a life time.
He was going to get his revenge.
" Hakase I need you to track my glasses, someone borrowed them and I want to find that person" he said.
"Right!" said Agasa.
He replaced the glasses with the spare pair that was left in Agasa`s house.
And then he went into the room where Agasa was on the computer as he was typing on the computer looking heavily at the screen, and he looked a little frustrated with it. And it looked like he wanted to hit the screen with his hand and kick the base of it. The guy really needed to get a new computer that was from this century and not the twentieth century.
" I can't find them Shinichi. They had completely disappeared" said Agasa.
" What ? " he said mortified as he approached the computer.
"Let me see" he said as he took the mouse.
He looked at the screen and did the search, just because he had to make sure that this was really true and that there just might be a chance that the Professor was wrong but sadly he was not. The last place that his glasses were the location on the rooftop, meaning that KID had known about them and known how to put them off so he could not find the glasses and zoom in on her location.
"Bastard" he said mad.
Agasa had left him alone in room to stew.
And when he was about to leave and he put the screen off, something had popped up on the screen shocking him.
He blinked as he stared at it.
***** Kaitou Kid*****
Signature.
He stared at it again.
And then he jumped back in shock and in fright as Kaitou Kid appeared on the screen, about to web chat with him.
" Ah Tantei-Kun I see that you got all that stuff off your face " said Kaitou Kid.
He stood up, and walked towards the screen not looking at it and just switched off the screen with an angrily glare written all over his face.
And then he walked away.
"Yo Tantei-Kun "
He looked back to see that the screen was back on and Kaitou Kid was smiling at him with a mischief grin on her face.
" What do you want KID ? " he said dully.
And he saw the grin even wider as Kaitou Kid crossed her arms at her chest deliberately showing that she had breast and making him blush slightly.
"You are absolutely adorable when you blush" said Kaitou Kid.
He was now annoyed with this he hated people calling him that or describing him in any way as a child complimenting how adorable he was because he was not, he was not even really a child. He was supposed to be seventeen years old and in that body, not a small shrimp that he currently was, and this was insulting to him in every way possible.
"That is, it I am pulling the plug " he said muttering to himself.
"I see that you replaced those glasses again" said Kaitou Kid.
He tried pulling at the plug, but it would not budge and when he tried to put the switch off but it would not budge either.
" Have trouble!" said Kaitou Kid teasing.
He could hear her in the background and he was getting more annoyed than ever.
He just pulled the wires from the computer making it go off.
And the screen finally went blank.
"You are No fun Tantei-Kun you really know how to hurt a girl's feelings don't you" said Kaitou Kid.
He looked around to see where the voice was going from until he realised that it was coming from his phone.
"Leave me alone" he said staring at screen.
And then Kaitou Kid started to wave his pair of glasses at him.
"I am still holding these hostages, and I thought that you would like them back since I always return what I steal " said Kaitou Kid.
He sighed as he faces palmed, this was not going to get any easier than it already was and it was just going to get much worse and he knew it. He knew that from now on that Kaitou Kid would forever continue to tease him with her own secret that she kept from everyone. And somehow, she was taking advantage of him finding out by accident and this would continue until she got fed up and let's face it no one could ever work out what goes inside that crazy head of hers.
"What do you want just spit it out already ?" said Conan.
"It has been fun teasing you and it will be fun to continue to tease you, but when we are at a Heist I am hoping that you will treat me as an equal and not as a girl. It is only fair as I have always treated you and thought of you as an equal, and not like a dumb child like other treat you as" said Kaitou Kid seriously.
He smirked at this and then titled his head.
"But you are a lady and I was not brought up to be disrespectful or hit a lady, and all this time I have been hitting you with my soccer balls! I have been a terrible, terrible boy who has mistreated you. You are not supposed to hit a girl under any circumstances and for that I am sorry. Please tell me that you will forgive me" he said pleading almost crying.
"...! " said Kaitou Kid.
She paused for a moment.
"You almost got me there" she said laughing at herself as she had been fooled for a split second.
He smiled back.
"I will catch you Kaitou Kid make no doubt about that, it does not matter your age, gender or what you do for a living. I will catch you simply because you are a thief and that will be the end of that, nothing will stand in my way until you are behind bars and that monocle is ripped off your face for everyone to see you for whom you really are, just a normal person behind a mask" said Conan.
She smiled happily.
"Good luck with that" said Kaitou Kid.
And then she saluted to him and the screen went blank.
"Hey she never told me when she would give me my glasses back " he said to himself annoyed.
And at that moment Conan did not realize that the window behind him was currently being opened, and someone was sneaking into it, with a pair of glasses in her hands. And approaching him like a shark with a shark like grin on her face as she approached him.
But at he was able to see the thief's reflection in his phone and he quickly turned around, just to be molly cuddled at the same time.
"KID ! Let me go" he said as he tried to squirm out of the thief's grip.
"In a moment Tantei-Kun" she said.
And then she hugged him and put him on the ground.
This hug seemed different to him, as if she genuinely meant it and there were emotional feelings behind it.
And she then leaned down, crouching beside him.
"So, are we going to keep our secrets to ourselves or not ? " she said seriously.
This seemed different as if KID was almost begging or pleading with him so that he would keep her secret from everyone.
"As long as you do not give me a reason, otherwise too " said Kaitou Kid.
"That sounds like blackmail to me" said Kaitou Kid.
"And I call it fair trade" said Conan.
"Ok! " said Kaitou Kid as she stood.
He knew that she was just trying to change from this, but there was no way he was going to be fooled by the way someone would stand or sit or whatever way they showed themselves to.
He watched as she put his glasses and diamond down on the table.
He quickly went over and took off the spare pair of glasses and replaced them with the other ones, putting the spare pair back in the drawer and taking the diamond in his hand for the safe keeping.
"That is not what I meant" said Conan.
"Then what do you want ? A date or something, because you know that I am far too old for you" said Kaitou Kid teasing.
He turned his hand trying to hide his blush.
"I want you to treat me just as the same as before as well and stop teasing me every single second, it is beneath you and you know it" said Conan.
"I will not tease you during one of my Heists...but I will try to do my best when it is not a Heist because it is just so much fun to finally tease someone as a girl and not as a boy" said Kaitou Kid.
He was surprised at the confession.
He looked at the thief with a serious look and expression on his face.
"I want you to stop letting yourself into ..." said Conan.
But he was interrupted.
"Fine I will stay out of your personal life and give you space, only since you do the same for me when I am not being me so I guess it is only fair" said Kaitou Kid.
"So, do you agree to a gentleman/gentle -wo-man's agreement or not? " said Kaitou Kid.
She crouched down beside him putting her hand out.
"For now, I will do my best to trust you" said Conan.
And he walked away.
" What you are not going to shake my hand, hat is terrible thing to do" said Kaitou Kid feeling insulted.
" For all I know, you have something up your sleeve, and you just might shock something or me surprising that I will not like " said Conan.
"Tch" said Kaitou Kid as she stood up.
But some cards fell out of her sleeves and a dove flew out of it.
And Conan rolled his eyes unsurprising.
" Fine then I will seal it with a kiss on the cheek" said Kaitou Kid.
His eyes widened as he heard that and was ready to make his escape and run for it.
PUFF
But before he knew it, he was shocking on the smoke and somehow found himself in KID`s arms.
And when the smoke cleared, he was being kissed on the cheek and turned bright red.
And then he was put on the ground as he wiped at his cheek making sure that he had nothing on his face like the last time.
He was glad to see that he did not have anything on his face.
"So long Tantei-Kun, see you at the next full moon and under the moonlight" said Kaitou Kid.
He could not help but feel pleased and annoyed at the same time.
"Goodbye Kaitou Kid" he said to himself.
As he stood at the window watching, Kaitou Kid leave on his glider and disappear into the full moon.
And then he just realized that the diamond that he was holding was a fake one and that he had been tricked.
And now he was pissed off with the thief again.
