Summary: Gaara has never had any caffeine in his lifetime. What happens when a drop of Mountain Dew MDX drops in his mouth and goes into his un caffeine system? What chaotic things are going to happen? Find out! No pairings.
Me: I do not own Naruto but if I did I would...
Naruto: You don't own Naruto.
Me: But if I did I would...
Sasuke: You don't own Naruto.
Me: But if I did then I would totally change personalities around.
Shino: But you don't so you can't.
Me: Fine I don't own Naruto. But I DO own this story. So shut up and let's begin.
Naruto: Shutting up.
Gaara's Little Accident
Gaara. The most feared sand sibling ever, in the entire world. He was walking down the streets of the Hidden Village of the Sand with his two older siblings. He was bored out of his mind so he decided to go out
for a walk, dragging his siblings with him. They were walking along when Temari noticed a drop of water his her head. She looked up when nobody was looking and saw a tipped over can of Moutain Dew MDX. She
was concocting a plan in her head about that can that would change everything... She ran up to Gaara and told him to switch places with her.
"Hey Gaara. Can you switch places with me for a minute and stand there?" Temari asked with a devilish grin on her face.
"Fine.." Gaara replied simply.
They both switched places and waited. Then Gaara sensed something about to hit his head so he turned his head upward and what should happen but a single drop of Mountain Dew MDX drop on his lips, sinking
into his mouth and going down his system. Temari started giggling like mad and Kankuro stood there looking at his brother in awe. Gaara started feeling funny and a bit dizzy. Then he fell unconscious for a few minutes
or so. When he woke up he went totally mad. He started running to each of his siblings and chasing them with a kunai in each hand. Temari soon regreted what she just did and started running away. Kankuro did the
same but not the regreting part. Then when Gaara cornered Temari he gave the kunai over to her and said:
"Now it's your turn! Chase me!" Gaara yelled and ran away like a maniac. Temari was now totally confused. She looked to Kankuro for help.
"What happened Kankuro?" Temari asked simply.
"Wait. What dropped on Gaara's lips?" Kankuro asked.
"A drop of Mountain Dew MDX." Temari replied.
"Holy crap! Gaara goes crazy when he gets caffeine in his system! Why did you do that!" Kankuro screamed.
"I didn't know! I thought it would be fun for his reaction!" Temari answered truthfully. They both stared in the direction Gaara ran off to and agreed to having to catch him and giving him some coffee. They started
running in the direction he ran off to. They were still running when they spotted Gaara talking to some lady with a grocery bag in her hands. He was screaming something at her.
"Give me your food!" Gaara screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Go away! Leave me alone you maniac!" The lady was screaming.
"Gimme! I'm a MANIAC!HAHAHAHAHA!" Then Gaara ran away leaving a very petrified lady standing there with a dropped grocery bag. Temari and Kankuro started moving again in the next direction he was
running.They kept running and seeing him do crazy things. They went home because they were tired and weary. They sat down and watched TV. The news was on. The news went on like this:
This afternoon we have a special report. There has been spotted a red haired boy about 12 years old running around like a little maniac and yelling at people. Now at the scene with Katie. Katie.
Thank you Bob. Well here we are where the little red haired boy is messing with a mechanic. It seems that the mechanic was scared out of his wits and ran under the car he was fixing. Here approaches the boy now.
Little boy what are you up to next?
Gaara: I'M A MANIAC!HAHAHAHHA!ATTACK LADY!
Oh no he seems to be--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
On the screen the reporter lady is running around screaming as she tries to escape hands made out of sand. The TV then shuts off.
"OMG! Gaara is attacking people like a little maniac bastard!"Temari screamed.
"Well it is obvious he is attacking people and is a little maniacal bastard but he can't be stopped since he has sand. What are we going to do?" Kankuro asked.
"I don't know. Let's think. What is he weak against?" Temari asked trying to be helpful.
" He's afraid of water, fire, and wind. That's all I know." Kankuro said being as helpful as possible.
"That's it! Let's use all three against him to stop him!" Temari yelled like she had the best idea in the world. Just when she said that Gaara ran right into the house and focused chakra into his feet. Then he started
to run all over the walls and ceiling like he really WAS a maniac. He didn't leave until everything had been trampeled on. Inculding the people. In this case it would be Temari and Kankuro. Then we he finally did leave
he dropped sand all over the place as his way of leaving his mark. Now they were in real trouble because now it seemed Gaara couldn't be stopped no matter what. They sat and started to think for a while. Then an
idea popped into each of there heads.
" I have and idea!" They both yelled.
Then they both said," My idea is..."
I'm going to leave a cliffhanger there so people will wonder what their ideas are. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed the story. I will update as soon as I can since I might just update every day. There will be quite a few chapters too. I hoped you readers enjoyed! Also a preview of what is going to happen in the next chapter:
Temari and Kankuro put their plans into action. But they call for a certain team of elite Gaara catching ninjas from the Hidden village in the Leaves, Konohagakure.
