Me: Well the next chapter. Ideas run through my head like crazy...
Naruto: Ahem...What are we forgetting?
Me: What? Oh um right now Gaara is insane?
Naruto: No...something else. It's very important.
Me: Something important...hm...
Sasuke: You have that kind of short memory?
Me: For your information yes I do. Wait I think I know what I'm forgetting.
Naruto: What?
Me: I do not own Naruto! Am I right?
Naruto: Yes! Now start the story.
Gaara's Done Something Wrong!
Gaara was off on some foreign turf somewhere...actually he was in the grocery store. At home Temari and Kankuro were trying to put their plan into action only to hear something on the on the news that
totally shocked them to death. It said:
This afternoon the red headed child was found in the grocery store. He is running around looking at everything on all aisles. Now to Katie at the scene. Katie.
Hell no! I'm quiting my job! That kid has messed with my hair and all my stuff for the last time! I quit!
Well Katie seems to have quit the show so stay tuned for a new reporter at the scene...named Katiebot 2000. Good bye folks of Suna.
Temari and Kankuro shut the TV off and ran as fast as Temari's wind could take them towards the second visit to the grocery store. They ran inside to make sure everyone was okay. When they actually got in
the store they saw something that would shock a person for a whole lifetime. All the aisles were empty and the whole store was empty too. They started running through all the aisles. Nothing was left. Not even a
crumb or even a speck of dirt. They searched everywhere but couldn't find anything. They ran off to the hardware store for no fore saken reason. They got in only to find that the place was empty also. No hardware no
people not even a piece of sawdust. They looked up and down the aisles. Even the unseen glue aisle only to find nothing. They were about to leave the store when they saw a giant ball with a little itty bitty gourd on
its back. They looked closer to see it had a little speck of red hair on it at the very top and was wearing an oddly worn pair of clothing. If you guessed that this giant red ball of fat and food was Gaara you were
correct. They ran up to him and asked him what happened.
" What happened Gaara? You got all chubby and fat and...sticky...ew." Kankuro said a little disgusted at the sight.
"HEHEHE...ME EAT EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD! I'M CRAZY!NUMBER ONE MANIAC FOREVER!" Gaara totally screamed. What freaked his siblings was they saw a foot coming out of his
mouth.
" OMFG...Gaara DID YOU EAT THE PEOPLE TOO!" Temari was scared now.
"YES I DID!ME LIKE SKIN AND FLESH!" Gaara practically yelled loud enough for the whole world to hear. His little yell made one mistake. It caught the ears of some Konoha shinobi who came running towards the
Hidden Village in the Sand at top speed. Yes Gaara made one little accident and now he was about to be raided. Temari asked her brother:
"OMFG YOU ATE GLUE, WOOD, DOG FOOD, AND EVEN PLANTS!" Temari yelled at her brother.
"HEHEHE...GLUE TASTES STICKY BUT IT TASTES LIKE A MANIAC!HAHAHHAHAHA! ME GO TO KONOHA AND EAT THE VILLAGE TOO!" Gaara yelled in excitement. Temari and Kankuro were too shocked
to speak. Their own little brother was going to eat the villages and become god. In fact he would be the only living person on Earth if no one stopped him. Just when Temari was about to blow him away with her wind
he started rolling out of the store and onto the road. Yes Temari's wind couldn't catch him because he was so round and chubby that he rolled faster than cheetah. In fact he was going 600 miles per minute! Just when
he was about to yell an evil laugh some Konoha ninjas bumped into him. Causing him to go rolling in the opposite direction and landing on a big wad of gum. He looked at them in rage and let out a war cry of his very
own.
" We have come to stop you from destroying Konoha!" A shinobi said. It was Naruto.
"YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I'M INSANE!" Gaara cried. He was trying very hard to get unstuck.
"Well too bad. This may be troublesome but it's evil." The other shinobi said. This was obviously Shikamaru.
" You got that right! I say we take him down, deflate him, and let him fly away like a balloon!" The next shinobi barked. Yes it was Kiba.
" That's unreasonable. His fate is that he will fall to us no matter how strong." The last shinobi said. It was Neji and his fate thing. Just when they were ready to attack Gaara became unstuck and rolled them over.
When he passed them they were flatter than a piece of paper. They were literally flatter than a piece of paper. Gaara soon rolled away laughing his little chubby ass off. He was on his way to Konoha and nobody could
stop him. The four Konoha shinobi ran after him but were soon stopped by Temari and Kankuro.
"Don't go after him because even if you mindlessly attack him it won't effect him at all. He's literally invincible." Temari stated.
" Who cares! He's about to destroy Konoha and we're shinobi from that village! We have to protect it with our lives if we have to!" Naruto yelled in Temari's ear.
" Well all we need is a plan then we can try and use that plan to take down Gaara: Neji said. Everyone looked at Shikamaru.
"What?" Shikamaru said plainly.
"Yo brainiac you're the only one who can think of a good plan that actually works. Think of one!" Temari yelled. She was still deafed by Naruto's yelling.
" It's too troublesome to do so but fine. I'll think of something." Shikamaru said getting into position to think. He sat up and put his hands together to link them into a rectangular shape. He sat there with his eyes closed
thinking hard. He thought...for about a millisecond. Then he got up and spoke.
"So how many plans do we need?" Shikamaru said with a straight but bored face.
" We need one really good one to save our village!" Kiba yelled.
"I have about 5 plans but one will do. Okay so we'll..." Shikamaru said. He was telling them the plan.
Sorry but I'm leaving a cliffhanger there. Next chapter I will tell the plan. The next chapter should be done in a few hours or so. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Well see ya in the next chapter.
Me: Well another chapter well done.
Temari: Hey why do I have to be deafened by Naruto's yelling?
Me: Because I own this story and I say you do. Now stop complaining.
Temari: Well it's not fair.
Me:-ignores- Well see you all next time!
