Me: So now we gotta set out a plan to stop caffeine monster Sabaku no Gaara, the now fat chubby rolling ball of doom. Any plans?

Shikamaru: Uh...you said I had a plan last chapter..

Me: I did?

Naruto: Yes you did. Also you forgot the whole phrase again.

Me: What phrase?

Naruto: The one you're supposed to say before every story.

Me: Oh...I do not own Naruto but I do own this story. Happy?

Naruto: Yes. Very. Now go ahead and start the story because I wanna see how we beat Gaara on his rampage of doom.

Me: Yeah yeah. I'm on it.

Plan Destroy Ball Of Doom Commense!

So Gaara was almost reaching Konoha feeling pretty confident that he would destroy Konoha and eat all the things in the world but he didn't know that a small group was planning to stop him.

" Okay so we'll stop Gaara by using Temari's wind to stop him in his tracks while we find someone who can chew a large wad of bubblegum and stick him to it. Any volenteers?" Shikamaru stated.

"I'll do it since I love bubblegum!" Naruto volenteered.

"Alright. We have a chewer and a stopper. Kankurou I need your puppet to cage Gaara when he returns to regular size BUT DON'T KILL HIM." Shikamaru said.

"Gotcha." was Kankuro's short answer.

" Then all we need is a deflater. Kiba you use a pointy needle to deflate Gaara by poking him in the belly. Then when he's caged but NOT KILLED we will come and stick a mug of coffee inside the puppet and let him drink

it. It should stop his maniacal rampage. Okay everyone remember their part? Neji you catch his attention towards Temari and Temari causes him to be stuck which is the part where Kiba comes in. Everyone ready to save

Konoha?" Shikamaru stated quickly to recap what he just said.

" Yep!" Was everyone's answer. Everyone went towards Konoha speedy quick just when Gaara was getting towards the village. They ran into position. Neji right in front of the stopped Gaara. Gaara stopped and I don't

know why so don't ask. Gaara looked at Neji like he was the craziest person in the world and in this situation, he was.

"Hey over here Gaara I'm ready to be eaten." Said Neji in a very flat voice so if you heard it, you would think he was faking it, and he was. Gaara started screaming and chasing him like crazy. Naruto was working on

the gum. He already had a huge wad. It was bigger than him plus it was extreme stickiness. He placed it exactly where it should be. Gaara ran towards Neji, almost touching his hair when he was blown away by

Temari's wind right onto the wad of gum. He was stuck and everyone cheered(except Neji and Gaara since it's out of style). Kankuro activated his puppet and trapped Gaara inside. Gaara had a tiny crazk to breath

through. He stared at them with a death glare.

"LET ME GO YOU BASTARDS! I'LL GET YOU..YOU...MESSER UPPERS! I WANNA DESTROY THE WORLD!I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! I WOULD'VE DONE IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!" Gaara

yelled. He was still a bit insane. Everyone stared at him like he was crazy, which is kind of ironic because he is crazy.

" Um...it should be teens not kids." Naruto said.

"OH WELL I WOULD'VE DONE IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING TEENS!" Gaara rephrased. Everyone sweatdropped. Well the last step was to give him and coffee and that's what they did. They dropped a

cup of coffee into the puppet so he could drink. Gaara picked up the liquid and started drinking right away. He drank the whole cup in one gulp. Suddenly he started feeling extreme dizziness and he went all spaced

out. Nobody heard a word from him for hours. That night they decided to tie him up incase he ran away again. They tied him to a nearby pole outside the house with ultra chains and strings of sword traps around it.

It was extra defense unless he actually DID manage to break out of the chains. They locked up all his sand so that he wouldn't be able to use it. Everyone bid each other farewell and decided to meet back at that

exact same pole the next day to secure themselves. So everyone said good night to each other and left Gaara alone. He was still in a spaced out vision. During the night he woke up from his spaced out daydream with

large very dope- like eyes. He looked as though he was just doped with marajuana. He broke the chains with ease with his bare hands and destroyed the swords. Instead of running around acting like a maniac he

walked silently into the night. The next morning everyone woke up to find that Gaara was out of his chains and was sleeping on the ground. They were afraid now. They decided to stay up all night and watch him so

they went to bed again in the daytime and would wake up in the night to watch over Gaara.

That's where I'm stopping now. To think they actually thought coffee would work. Now he's probably even more crazy. Sorry if this chapter becomes a late one because fanfic is keeping me from posting my chapters up. Well I hope you enjoyed. Please review!