Me: Okay up to the forth chapter. Man I think I might be running out of ideas.

Naruto: No you can't! Well actually you can but don't!

Me: Why not? I always torture you in my stories.

Naruto: Oh then nevermind but you forgot to say something.

Me: What? I don't own Naruto?

Naruto: Yes!

Me: Yeah yeah I'll start the story now.

Gaara's Even Crazier Rampage!

It seems our heroes are staying up to watch Gaara as he sleeps. He falls asleep for a few minutes and everyone was giving relieved sighs when suddenly they realized something. They looked at Gaara to find he

ACTUALLY DID go to sleep and a thought when into their minds. Temari had a giant Shukaku in her mind destroying everyone. She immediately started to grab Gaara and bang his head against the pole. Shikamaru was

thinking of a giant Shukaku as well destroying everything in his mind, even the clouds so he joined Temari by shaking him. Kiba was sleeping believe it or not. He was dreaming of Shukaku destroying Konoha(how ironic)

and started waking up and shaking Gaara too. Neji was already at it by trying to hit Gaara on the head. Lee was sleeping soundly. He didn't even here the bangs until he dreamt of it. He started too only he kept yelling

"youthful" in his ears. Kankuro was fixing his puppet and then started attacked Gaara. Naruto was actually awake but didn't notice Gaara because he was daydreaming about ramen and its deliciousness. He didn't notice

everyone's scared faces and running away acts. In fact he wasn't even able to notice Shukaku until he was literally flattened by him. He sat there hugging his daydream bubble and the flat ramen bowl and spilt ramen.

Then everyone's worst fears happened. Naruto was so sad about his ramen that he went all out Kyuubi form! He became to angry he chased after Shukaku and immdiately engaged in combat against him.

"YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH DESTROYING MY RAMEN!" Naruto/Kyuubi growled so loud it woke everyone in Konoha and Suna up.

"GRRRRRRR!YOU BASTARD I DID NO SUCH!I JUST GOT UP FROM MY SLUMBER AND I WILL NOT BE STOPPED!" Shukaku growled even louder.

"YOU WILL PAY YOU BASTARD! YOU WILL PAY! MY RAMEN WAS FREE AND YOU TOOK IT AWAY!" Naruto/ Kyuubi screamed/cried.

"GRR! I'VE GONE INSANE!" Shukaku started holding his head and shaking around, smashing innocent buildings as he went mad all of a sudden. He started spitting out little droplets of coffee. He started shooting

coffee from his mouth at Kyuubi, which kind of dampened him in brown liquid that was supposed to be coffee.

"GRRRRRRRR! HELP ME! COFFEE!NEED COFFEE!" Shukaku screamed as he head for the closest cafe so he could get himself some coffee. Kyuubi Naruto sat there, drenched with coffee. He sat there

too shocked to speak because not only was he covered with coffee but the insides of Shukaku as well.

By now Shukaku had reached the biggest supply of coffee in the world...Starbugs. Don't ask. Shukaku changed back to Gaara as henge and stepped inside only to see the Aburames inside attacking the cafe

manager. They attacked him with bugs and took the bugs being used for coffee to a safe place in their homes. Gaara/Shukaku gave a weird confused look but got all the coffee he needed and drank it all in one gulp.

He started having blur vision. He went all out Shukaku and became twice his regular size. He started trampling over all the buildings no matter how innocent. He went towards Konoha only to find the Kyuubi there.

"GRRRR WHAT DO YOU WANT AGAIN!" Shukaku asked lamely.

" YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH DESTROYING MY RAMEN OR MY VILLAGE OR EVEN MY SPOON!" Kyuubi said even lamer.

" GRRR...COFFEE BEAN SHOT NO JUTSU!" Shukaku yelled shooting coffee beans out of his mouth and having them land in Kyuubi's mouth. Kyuubi started changing colors miraculously. He doubled in power

and attacke don contact. In the end Kyuubi and Shukaku still stood but the villages in rubble. Nobody ever knew what happened.

"GIVE UP YOU BASTARD! I'VE GONE COFFEE INSANE AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" Shukaku shouted at the now weary Kyuubi.

" I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT TO YOU YOU BASTARD!" Kyuubi said back to the now weary Shukaku. Suddenly they both turned back to regular because Gaara had woken up and Naruto smelled a bowl

of ramen waiting inside. Gaara went inside and grabbed the closest thing to him on the table...a whole bottle of Mountain Dew MDX... Every stared at Gaara who had extreme wide eyes and started focusing chakra in

his feet. He ran up and down the walls shouting "CREAMY COCONUTS!". Naruto went inside and ate ramen til there weren't any more. Then Gaara ran into the bathroom and came out with what everyone thought

was glue but it was actually...HAIR DYE. He ran around the ceiling shooting a glob of hair dye at everyone, totally changing their hair color and their personalities. That's a mystery. Temari now had PINK hair.

Shikamaru had RAVEN BLACK hair. Naruto had BROWN hair. Kiba was BLONDE. Neji dodged and dodged but was shot with BLACK hair dye. Lee was sleeping so he didn't know what was going on. Gaara ran up to

everyone and hit them upside the head and ran outside yelling "BLONDIE BATMAN, PINKY PANTHER, RAVEN ROBIN!". Everyone went outside, each of them were mad that their target ran away again but they

weren't really thinking like themselves. Shikamaru started acting cool and all Sasuke-like. He had hands in pockets and started talking like Sasuke. Temari started getting all perky and pink. She went to change right

away and started going after Shikamaru/Sasuke. Kiba became like Naruto and started trying to flirt with Temari Sakura. Neji was now Lee. He started running laps right away. And he changed into a spandex. Naruto

was now Kiba and he went to go buy an Akamaru. He started barring his teeth to everyone. Now who would be able to stop this madness? Find out!

Alright everyone has different personalities now and the problem is that Gaara ran away again! How are they getting out of this fix? Find out on the next chapter. Please review!