Me: Well well I guess Naruto can't complain anymore because he's in Shukaku mini's stomach.

Sasuke: That doesn't mean we're not here.

Shikamaru: Yeah why did you make me Sasuke? It's so troublesome too...

Me: Shut ya'll mouths! This'll be over when I say it is otherwise Sasuke you will be humiliated too.

Sasuke: Fine but finish quickly (murmurs) you bastard author...

Me: I heard that!

Sasuke: Eep! runs away

Me: Wow I didn't know he was such a girl... Anyway let's start the story.

Shukaku Mini's Stomach Adventure

NKC was now trapped in the evil stomach like lair of the invincible Shukaku Mini! He didn't feel right being in the stomach of a 1 foot tall monster. Heck he was like 5-7 feet tall! How the hell did he get eaten? He

searched for an opening of any kind. Then he noticed a bit of movement inside. It seems he was in the esophagus. He was still slowly going down it.

Meanwhile...

The leftover heroes were in for it now. They were the only ones left that could defeat this cruddy monster. God if it weren't for that one incident with the Mountain Dew MDX this would never have happened. They stood

there frozen because they expected NKC to slice through MS right about now. He never did. They just sat there with scared looks on their faces. Then MS started to growl and charge at them madly. They ran for their

lives. That was a short run because eventually they were all swallowed. It all started out while he was charging at them. He ran towards NL. NL couldn't run fast enough and got eaten. MS went to TS and gobbled her

up on the spot. MS was feeling a bit bloated but went after KN anyway. KN was eaten after tripping over a small itty bitty pebble. That left SS. SS was fast since it was Shikamaru+Sasuke. They ran faster and faster until

the two-in-one body couldn't go any further. They were eaten after a sensation of swallowing. They were all toppled on each other once they all got to the esophagus and saw NKC. They all groaned to see that it would

be a long path down the esophagus and through the system of MS. They waited patiently. Each one of them trying to think up a plan of some sort to get them out. The thought and thought when a small moving sensation

was felt. They look around and realized they were going down the esophagus. They fell down and down and they reached the stomach in a matter of minutes. They were about to sigh in relief when suddenly the

stomach acid around them started to rise. They soon realized it would totally melt them if they touched it. Everyone had to speed up the whole thinking thing a little bit. Temari did something without thinking and

pulled out her fan and started to blow away the acid. it worked! Unfortunately the acid would recover quickly and they wouldn't have much time to think. Just when Shikamaru had the greatest of ideas the acid came

back to life and started to attack them in the form of a hand. Shikamaru put his plan into action. He used Kage Mane No Jutsu on the acid hand. The acid stopped but melted away from the shadow and reformed

another hand. He gave a remark something like troublesome little...!. Then he had another idea. He used Kage Mane again and quickly used Neck Bind. Then told Temari to use her fan. She did but she appeared

Sakura style. Shikamaru just slapped his forehead. He then went back to the plan. They worked long and hard trying to get out of the stomach. The kept repeating the same session of attacks until suddenly, they were

moved to the small intestine. They held their noses because it smelled nasty in that area. They looked everywhere and saw a rotten piece of cheese, a piece of apple with a worm in it, and a big person walking

towards them. Wait! Did I just say big guy walking towards them? Well there was one. They walked up to him. He said some weird words but after that spoke english.

"What brings you to the small intestine of the great beast?" The guy asked.

"Oh nothing big..just...WE WERE FREAKIN EATEN ALIVE BY A MINI RACCOON! IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO KNOW!HUH!" NKC said with quite a lot of enthusiasm and anger smashed together.

"So you were devoured by the beast as well. I know of a way to get out." The guy replied back.

"First of all. What's your name there?" KN asked.

"My name is Takushi. I was eaten by the beast many a year ago. You see it all started when I was five..." Takushi started.

FLASHBACK

Takushi was sitting on a playground when suddenly a beast about the size of a small raccoon came up to Takushi with a smile on its face. Takushi waves and says hi. Just then the raccoon opened its mouth wide and jumped on Takushi's head. The little boy tried to pull the thing off but more of his body went into the monster as he was being swallowed whole. He was in the esophagus like the others. He was cramped and very uncomfortable. The boy waited years for someone to come and help but no one came. He waited years and years feeding on bread he had saved.

END FLASHBACK

"You see this beast swallowed me when I was just a youngen. But I know a way outta this hell hole now. I get in and out from it but I've never tried it to get out and never return." Takushi said grooming his beard.

"Where is this way out?" SS asked.

"Oh it's just you have to unblock it. Do any of you know Rasengan?" The old man said.

"Oh me me me!" Said NKC very excitedly.

"Good! Just keep bombarding Rasengan through his side. You should get out in no time. Just follow close to each other at all times." Takushi warned.

"Okay!" Everyone replied. They started trying out the whole Rasengan thing. NKC focused chakra into his palm. He kept trying and trying and nothing came out. Soon he used Kage Bunshin and tried it but it still didn't

work. He shook his hand with everyone.

"Nice to meet you, hi, whatsup, yeah I just need this to wake up my hand, thanks!" NKC said as he went around shaking everyone's hands. Then he tried again. A small blue ball was forming in his hand. He threw it at

the wall but once he let it go it popped into little pieces of chakra. He stared at everyone. They glared at him with death glares. He just laughed a small chuckle and decided not to throw it. He tried again. It still worked

and now he was gonna blow up that piece of inside before they would start going into the large intestine. He used Rasengan and yelled it loud and clear so everyone could hear him. He punched the inside and it went

all bouncy on him. The Rasengan went deeper and at that point Takushi pulled out his sword and sliced the sword through the opening. That kept the hole alive. He pulled out his sword and started walking towards

the opening and once he made it through he was bounced right back out.

"Son of a... YOU BASTARD OF AN OPENING! I'LL KILL YOU!" Takushi said, getting so much more angrier by the minute. He started to punch the wall like crazy. Everyone tried too and Naruto punched open a

hole. He was about to walk through it until they started moving towards the large intestine. They went down and down but where they were supposed to get out they fell into a little sack instead. They looked around

to find it had plastic like texture and was very stretchy.

"Aye it is the waste pouch." Takushi said with an impressed face.

"The what!" Everyone yelled.

"The waste pouch. You don't leave after the large intestine you enter the waste pouch and stay there until you die." Takushi said without a care in the world. Everyone looked at him with egg white eyes.

" So you're telling me we're stuck in here FOR ALL ENTERNITY!" KNC said with so much anger and pain that he almost sounded as if he was about to cry.

"Yes." Takushi replied shortly. Everyone looked at him with their mouths gaping. They had hit rock bottom and were staying there for all enternity.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Was everyone's reply. How will

they escape? Well if I told you I would be spoiling it. Read on.

Well that's chapter six already. I must be adding chapters nonstop or something. Anyway they are trapped at the ending of the large intestine. How will they get out of a rubbery slippery and very nasty cage! Find out!