Helloooo! We're back for chapter 2 which… took a while, I know.

But it's the last week of the school year for me, so I'll be writing more regularly soon. Right now, I'm sick.

So… my excuses for being so late to write this are… Pirates of The Caribbean 2, getting lots of Pocky and… a new ratty called Krumm. Okay, now that's over with let's get on with the story.

Disclaimer: My art sucks. The art in furuba is very good. Therefore, furuba is not mine.

----- Pillow 2

Chapter 2

"I'm very, very excited!"

KittyKyo and Black were stood in The Great God Ayame's garden. Black was frowning at the floor.

"There is nothing to be excited about. It is just Ayame-san being evil, again. And stop looking for Yu-chan!"

"Umm… okay!" KittyKyo stopped himself searching for his precious Yu-chan and instead looked straight at Black, "The Great God Ayame is really, really evil, isn't he?"

Black rolled his eyes as much as physically possible, "Yes! And he has probably called us here to kill us. He does that often. Bitch-queen."

KittyKyo giggled, "But Black, The Great God Ayame's a man! He can't be a queen!"

"Bitch-king."

"That's much, much better!" KittyKyo smiled, but the smile slowly slipped off of his face, "But… what if we really, really are gunna die?"

"Well then, we'll just have to have some fun. Right here, in this very spot."

KittyKyo glanced at Black's lecherous smile and shivered. His boyfriends could all be scary sometimes, but Black was definitely the scariest.

"Right here? But… But that's very, very naughty!"

Black smiled wider and grabbed KittyKyo's shirt, "That just makes it extra fun."

KittyKyo smiled slightly as he was pulled to the ground. Yep, Black was definitely the scariest. In a good way.

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"Shi-chan, do you think Ayame-san will hurt anybody?"

Ha-chan and Shi-chan were sat under a tree in The Great God Ayame's oversized garden. The two were holding hands, and Ha-chan kept sneaking nervous glances at the boy beside him.

"A-chan? Of course he will! In case you haven't noticed, he's kind of a sadist," Shigure glanced at Ha-chan, "What does it matter?"

Ha-chan blushed. For some reason under Shi-chan's gaze his brain turned to mush and his tummy was filled with butterflies, "Well… Uh… I kinda like these guys, y'know? Yu-chan always offers me a sweet whenever I see him and Toh-chan always is really nice to me and you and Rinn always says that you're really cute and Ki-chan is really sweet and Kurri-chan is quite nice and-"

"Okay, I get it!" Shi-chan laughed, "So you like everybody?"

"Not everybody. Not Gura-chan. She's a tart. Ayame-san can do what he wants with her."

"And Aki-chan!"

Ha-chan grinned, "And Aki-chan! But I always sorta thought he was nice, he always said he could give me some clothes that would look adorable on me!"

"Yeah, dresses!" Shi-chan dodged the fist flying his way, "I always thought you'd look cute in a mini-skirt myself."

"Hey!" Ha-chan pounced on his friend and blew in his ear; the ultimate attack.

"No fair!" squealed Shi-chan. Ha-chan just giggled and poked his tongue out.

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The Great God Ayame surveyed his… well, toys was probably the word needed here, but that sounds so cruel. Ayame wasn't cruel. Ayame just wasn't kind.

Anyway, The Great God Ayame surveyed the people below him. He stood on the balcony of the plotting room. This balcony was the speech-giving balcony. That was all he was going to do to these people. Give a speech. He usually did much worse. Like showing them pictures of Aki-chan in his underwear. That was his cruellest punishment, but nobody lived to tell anyone else of it. The Aki-chan-in-his-underwear attack was always fatal.

Ayame needed to focus. Here he was, daydreaming of torturing when he was meant to be making a very important speech. He cleared his throat, and addressed the people.

"Ladies, gentlemen and tarts," on the last word he glared at Gura-chan, "I have brought you here today to inform you of something important, the "real" world. You probably all remember those days, when you were merely a voice in someone's head, when you were someone's evil urges. But then, we were freed. No one knows how, no one knows why, but we were. Now we live here, in this small world, barely 2 miles squared, while our "real" counterparts are living it up in their "real" world that, let me tell you, is much more then 1.75m²," the people all gasped, "Finally, finally, I have come up with a way for us to go from here to there" Ayame paused for the cheers, and there were plenty, "So now, we shall go!"

He pressed a button on his balcony and the portal appeared in front of the crowd. They all waited, staring up at him for a sign they should leave, "Go now, I shall leave later!"

The second half of the sentence wasn't heard above the screams of delight, not that anyone was worried when Ayame left anyway.

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Shi-chan knew what he and Ha-chan needed to do. When they got to the other side they needed to give everyone their orders, then they were to go find the people they had previously inhabited, Shigure and Hatori.

The other side looked boring. Very boring. But, it wasn't like they had a choice. A-chan would kill them if they ran off to a strip club now. Shi-chan doubted anyone else besides Black would actually want to visit a strip club anyway.

"Everybody, look this way please!" Ha-chan was using his stern voice. Everyone, of course, turned around. How could they not after hearing that voice command them to do so?

Shi-chan prepared to give everyone their orders. Deep breath. Okay, ready. "Everyone, you are to go to your… past homes… and by that I mean the people you used to live in… and bring them back here. You are to chuck them through the portal and then wait here for your next orders."

"Okay, KittyKyo and Yu-chan, you are to go to the park straight down the road from here."

"Black and White, you're the same person. Go to the park down the road and then look up the nearest tree. You're stalking Yu-chan's person. Oh, and Black, no dodgy stuff on the floor this time, kay?"

"Ki-chan and Hi-chan, you two are at the cinema watching something called 'Mogeta something or other'"

"Derrick, you're at the violin shop. No idea where that is though, so good luck finding it."

"Rinn, you're being totally emo in… some emo place."

"Rinn, ignore Ha-chan. You're being totally emo in a non-emo place. Go to the nearest café with lots of happy people. You'll be the only non-happy one there."

"Kurri-chan, you're in a convenience store over…" Ha-chan pointed in the vague direction of the store, "…there!"

"Gura-tart, you're probably in some tart-shop somewhere."

"Gura-chan, you're not. You're up the same tree as Black and White's person is. You're stalking KittyKyo's person."

"Whatever. Aki-chan, you're currently murdering someone at the main Sohma house. That's… somewhere."

"And Toh-chan, you're cleaning up the house your person lives in."

"And Ritchan-chan… isn't here. Ah well…"

"So everybody, go now or die a slow and painful death."

Needless to say, everybody went.

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"It's really, really cool we're together!"

"Yes!"

Yu-chan started to skip towards the park, dragging KittyKyo with him. KittyKyo was still muttering about how stuff was really, really cool when they reached the park gates.

Yu-chan hesitated, "Err… you first!"

KittyKyo looked for the cause of Yu-chan's nervousness and soon found it. On a park bench two people were sat together, looking as though they were sucking each other's faces off.

"KittyKyo… that's us!"

"Scary, scary, scary!"

Yu-chan giggled, "Kitty… we gotta get them apart!"

"Scary, scary, scary!"

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"Is this the cinema?"

"…Yes…!"

"Oh. Do I look okay?"

"…Yes…!"

"You hesitated! I look awful, don't I? How could you?"

"…I always… hesitate…"

"Oh yeah… why?"

"Habit… I picked up… from my… person."

"Okay… Shall we go in? And are you sure I look fine?"

"Hi-chan, you… look great! And… yes we… should go in…"

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Derrick was walking the streets. This was the beginning of his arduous journey across Tokyo, his search for the violin shop.

"Violin shop… violin shop… Oooh! A coat shop!"

Derrick was in the coat shop.

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"Well, this is happy, I guess…"

Rinn looked around the café. It was definitely a happy café. There were couples at every table, some even with their children. Happy. Smile. Laugh.

Rinn collapsed onto the floor, "Argh! Too… much… happy!"

"Oh, you're looking for a happy café? You want the place across the street, Happy Café. That's a really happy place!"

"Nooooo!"

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"Excuse me, do you know of convenience store in this direction?"

"Yes, sir-"

Kurri-chan growled menacingly. "The name's Kurri-chan!"

"Yes… Kurri-chan… the store is just round this corner…"

Kurri-chan smiled sweetly as the man walked off. As soon as he was out of earshot Kurri-chan's smile became psychopathic, "I'll kill you and that drag queen later! Bye-bye!"

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"Tree… tree… ooh… tree!"

Gura-chan smiled. "Found it!"

She looked around to tell White and Black that she'd found their people's hiding place but couldn't see them. However, she could see some bushes rustling more then normal.

She sweat-dropped, "I'll… just tell them later!"

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Aki-chan knew he was meant to be at the main Sohma house. He knew it. But he'd succeeded in convincing his first person that he was a she.

Sure, this person was very drunk, but it was surely the start of more people believing him.

"Sugar… you're a babe! Whoa… chickens…"

"What?"

"Nuffin… nuffin… chickens…"

"Whatever… can we get back to the part about me being a babe, please?"

"You're a babe! Whoa-"

"Yes, yes, chickens, I get it!"

"What're you on about, babe? Chickens? I was talking 'bout that llama…"

"Whatever…"

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"'Scuzey me? Are you Tohru?"

"Uh, yes!" Tohru turned around smiling, but the smile became a look of terror, "OH NO! THE VOICES! NOT THE VOICES! I DON'T WANT DIRTY THOUGHTS!"

Toh-chan frowned. This may take a while.

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"Shigure? Hatori? Hi!"

"Oh! It's my Shi-chan! Hey honey!"

"Shigure, baby! I've missed you!"

"I've missed you too!"

Shigure and Shi-chan hugged each other in a cliché romantic fashion.

"Uh, hi…"

"…Yeah…"

Hatori and Ha-chan stood by each other in a cliché too-cool-to-care fashion.

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And that's the end of that chapter.

In the next chapter: Rinn almost dies from happy, Aki-chan meets another drunk guys, Black and White make a shocking discovery and Yu-chan and KittyKyo attempt to pull Yuki and Kyo apart.

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