Me:Well I finally got off my lazy butt fromm typing other stories to type some more of this one.Well I see that our heroes are stuck in the stomache of Shukaku Mini. Tough luck! Never liked em anyway...
Sasuke: Hey are you dissin' me!
Me: Like heck I'm dissin' you! I hate you! You good for nothing traitor!
Sasuke: speechless
Me: Thought so! Let's start the story that some people waited ever so patiently for.
The Adventure Out of Shukaku's Stomache!
Everyone was sitting in the waste pouch, thinking of a plan to get out. The whole time NKC was practicing Rasengan and trying to blast their way out. Just then everyone's hairs went back to their regular ones and they must have all thought the same becuase they all said:
"The effects weared off!" Altogether. They looked at each other and laughed. Then they went to the second problem: Getting out of Mini Shukaku's stomache. Naruto could now use Rasengan perfectly and so he tried to but failed miserably at blowing away at the wall. He succeeded in making Rasengan but not making a way out. They all sat down in deep thought. They had to find a way out because they had to stop Gaara from swallowing Konoha and Suna. It seemed they wouldn't be able to get out until they blew Shukaku Mini up. Just then Kiba got up and took Akamaru with him.
"That's it! I"m gonna do the one thing I've been meaning to do for a long time now! Akamaru you ready?" Kiba asked his dog. Akmaru replied back with a woof in response saying yes. Kiba then did his jutsu.
"Beast Mimicry Jutsu!" Kiba yelled as Akamaru jumped on his back and transformed into him.
"Alright Akamaru! We're gonna do our technique on this damned thing! Gatsuuga!" Kiba yelled as Akamaru just made a growling sound. They dug into the wall of rubber and broke a hole in it. On the outside Shukaku Mini was clutching it's side near it's tail in pain. Kiba rejoiced at the sight because it never formed back. They waited about an hour to test that. It seemed it wouldn't recover. They walked through it down a long slide. They all jumped down the slide falling down a tunnel and hitting a dead end in the end. Kiba and everyone else had a large bump on their head.
"OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!" Kiba yelled to himself. He was now extremely mad and I can't say Naruto wasn't either. He wanted to shout that as well. Shikamaru simply implied that they had hit the tip of the rough tail. They all totally fainted. Well Naruto and Kiba fainted. The rest of them just sighed and poured the nearest source of water on them. Kiba and Naruto woke up only to wipe their faces and taste whatever it was in their mouths. Right after they stuck their fingers onto their tongue they spit it out and wiped their tongue of taste buds.
"What's wrong guys?" Temari asked. She wasn't the least bit worried but she wasn't the least bit satisfied either. Then Naruto spoke up. Well he spoke in gibberish at first then he spoke regularly.
"Where the heck did you guys get this water!" Naruto asked really loudly you could hear a small shriek outside the tip of the tail. Everyone covered their ears then let go of them.
"We took it from the nearest puddle of liquid we found, over there." Temari answered pointing just behind her where a puddle of a brownish yellow liquid was. Naruto and Kiba took one look and stared at the guy guiding them through the beast. The man just chuckled a bit then answered.
"That my friends is a puddle of toxic waste mixed together with the beast's own waste creating a very disgusting mix tasting worse than--" The man began but was cut short by Naruto.
"Don't say it!It'll make things worse!" Naruto shouted very un-Naruto like. Then they stared at the wall infront of themselves. Shikamaru had an idea snap into his head.
"Naruto. Can you do Rasengan and hold it for a little while?" Shikamaru asked, simply because it was part of his plan. Naruto nodded his head. Then said:
"Of course! The great Naruto Uzumaki can do anything!" Naruto yelled now very Naruto like. Shikamaru nodded. Then looked at Kiba.
"Kiba I need you to do Gatsuuga again. Troublesome but I've got a plan to get out. Kiba will do Gatsuuga at the exact point at the end of the tail is at and Naruto will then Rasengan it before it will supposedly heal back. Kiba keep your guard up so Rasengan won't damage you a lot." Shikamaru said. That was the shortest plan they've ever heard him say. They all nodded as Naruto set up his Rasengan and Kiba got ready to do Gatsuuga. Instead of going as planned though Kiba went to stage two where he would use Garouga! This wasn't as planned because Garouga would totally blow away the wall and Rasengan would-- well no one really wants to think about that. Kiba did Garouga before anyone could say anything. Once he hit the wall he fell out but once he got out he was no larger than an ant. Or should we say a regular sized rock. Not pebble but rock. The others jumped out as well. They were about the same size as Kiba was. Shukaku Mini screamed in agony as his tail was blown to bits. Shukaku Mini did not realize that his enemies were right behind him. Well he didn't learn that until he turned around and saw them. He laughed maniacally and he wouldn't stop laughing so he rolled over on the ground flattening the group into thin pieces of paper. Just then Shukaku Mini turned back into life sized Gaara and everyone turned back to regular size. Temari knew the answer very well to this.
"The effects have worn off. He won't be waking up for a while. We're safe for now. Don't let your guard down though he might wake up." Temari said as she walked over to her little brother. She looked down at him sleeping soundly on the ground. She was thinking for a bit. Seems pretty cute asleep...he never really does this everyday since...!OMG NO! WAKE UP DAMN YOU! AHHHHHHH WAKE UP! DON'T GO TO SLEEP NO!
"OMG Gaara don't go to sleep!" Temari shouted at the top of her lungs. The group turned back to her to see Gaara sleeping soundly. They stared down at him for about an hour or so and then it snapped. They knew what she was screaming about. They started joining her.
"OMG Gaara wake up! YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP OR YOU'LL KILL US ALL!" Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs and continued. Kiba took all his strength and shook Gaara and yelled in his ear.
"GAARA DON'T FALL ASLEEP ON US!PLEASE WE JUST GOT OUT OF YOUR STOMACH!" Kiba yelled in his loudest voice. They kept screaming til night time. They still had the energy to shout at the top of their lungs at that point. Naruto was yelling like regular.
"NO SHUKAKU MUST NOT COME OUT HE MUSN'T--" Naruto was cut short by having a shoe thrown at him.
"KEEP IT DOWN MORON! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!" An old man shouted out from his window. Naruto yelled back at him.
" SHUT UP OLD MAN! WE'RE TRYING TO SAVE YOU HERE!" Naruto shouted back but the man angrily stomped back into his house. Naruto quietly shouted to himself "Good riddence.". They all started screaming again. Naruto screaming a bit louder now.
"GAARA YOU'RE GOING TO KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE IF YOU SLEEP!" He shouted louder than his lungs could take. The SAME old man came out of his window and shouted back to the blonde haired boy.
"KEEP IT DOWN YOU MORONIC IDIOT! WE'RE ALL TRYING TO SLEEP! SHUT UP ALREADY!" The old man shouted. He was getting pissed now. Naruto just ignored that comment sending the man stomping into his house again only to keep his window open. Naruto was just plain pissed now. He was already at it with screaming in Gaara's other ear because it seemed Kiba's yelling wasn't going through Gaara's brain at all. Naruto yelled so hard it felt like he had a heart attack and felt like cancer at the same time. The old man was carrying something black with him the third time he went out to his window. Naruto didn't notice yet but once he started trying to yell again a giant...200 lb...anvil dropped on his head. He was totally flattened. Well his head was. He threw the navil back but couldn't because he wasn't strong enough. The old man snickered and walked away. Naruto was pissed like hell now. He just looked away and started trying to yell again but what should happen but a large, very heavy, grand piano fell on him this time. The group used all their strength to lift the piano by themselves. They failed the first time but got it the second time. Shikamaru borrowed a twig from the ground and poked Naruto with it.
"Troublesome but I think he's dead." Shikamaru said with a little satisfied look on his face. Just then Naruto was getting up only to have the grand piano fall on him sideways this time. Shikamaru poked his arm with the sharpest part of the twig.
"Yeah he's dead this time." Kiba said. They walked away back home where they hit the hay. They left Naruto and Gaara sleeping outside. What will happen? Find out.
Sorry bout the change in text. I just was getting tired of putting spaces between the lines. The preview for the next chapter is called : The Old Man and Gaara. Stay tuned for that. I'm still adding more stories and trying to update them all at the same time. Kinda hard because I might be running outta ideas. Give me some ideas and maybe the updating won't take so long. Anyway please Read and Review!Oh and thanks for waiting patiently for this update. Been really busy lately.
