The demise of Naruto

By Pauline May

Naruto was walking down the road when Sasuke entered him unexpectedly. "Sasuke he said, what the hell are you doing.you know our secret love is meant to be secret (hence the term secret)" "I just fancied raping you is all" he said. "Now I must go in search of little boys."

Naruto raised an eyebrow and left.

Further down the road Naruto noticed a shop peddling whores. "Hmmm he said, maybe I should….."

But then it exploded, showering him in genetalia. "my god(s), Naruto said, just as my horoscope predicted!"

As he continued down the road Naruto noticed a shop selling noodles/ramen/whatever the hell. Mmmm…………..noodles he said, entering the shop. "Exuse me said the owner, my shop is not a whore, you cannot enter her without paying." "But I need sexual relief" moaned Naruto. "Tough" said the shopkeeper.

No sooner had Naruto arrived whre he was going when a small pleasant man shoved a small pleasant gun in his face and gave him a small pleasant raping. When he woke up he and his entire family and their dog were chained to a post. Their captor, 'Mekkatorque the sexually ambiguous' was busy pleasuring himself with their cat, when he noticed they had awoken.

"You are probably wondering why I have brought you here to my rectum-raiding camp in the Netherlands. It is so that I can train you in the art of synchronised bumming. You will be here for exactly seven scrotum-sucking years.

"Oh" said Naruto. "Are there any 'Ramen'". "No 'Ramen' for you, fatass" said Mekkatorque. "Sexual foreplay is your 'Ramen' now".

"When does training begin?" asked Naruto. "It has already begun" said Mekkatorque. You have not noticed thati have been raping you for the last three minutes. In fact, I'm doing it right now." "So you are" said Naruto.

Much Rapege later….

"Wow" said Naruto. "Seven years of penis-pushing have made me a man, despite me never sleeping with a woman". "Excellent" said Mekkatorque. "you are ready for the surgery". "What surgery?" said Naruto before Mekkatorque beat him over the head with a copy of Microsoft Office.

Mekkatorque then speedily castrated Naruto and added the harvest to his collection of Whang-doodles.

When Naruto woke up feeling decidedly female he recalled what had happened and shot himself. Fortunately he missed himself and woke up in a mental institution. "hey" he said

"how did I get here?" "I don't remember sleeping." "that's because I knocked you out for sleeping with my daughter." Said the Doctor "I wrote a song about it."

"Was it you who did the pushing?

Put the stain upon the cushion?

Footprints on my dashboard upside down?

Was it you, you slywood pecker?

Had it with my girl Rebecca?

If it was you'd better leave the town."

"Yes" said Naruto "But I wrote a song to explain it."

"It was I who did the pushing!

Put the stain upon the cushion!

Footprints on your dashboard upside down!

But ever since I had your daughter,

I've had trouble passing water!

So I think we're even all around."

(The more knowledgeable readers among you will know were he got it from)

"Then I will have to kill you" said the Doctor. He then raped Naruto then cut him up into little itty bitty bits and threw them in the river.

The end (well of Naruto anyway)

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